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Diceman Cometh
07-22-2005, 12:14 AM
I kinda like her. You gotta admire a person that has the balls to take charge when guys are having a discussion and settle things down a bit. I mean, us fellas do tend to get a bit out of control, don't we? [raise eyebrows twice, elbow on the ribs!]

CockBusterVideo
07-22-2005, 12:16 AM
I'm too drunk to post the pic

Anyone else care to do it

Bunny™
07-22-2005, 12:17 AM
Oh, now come on, bub.

rUK
07-22-2005, 12:18 AM
Oh you guys

khemystri
07-22-2005, 12:20 AM
I want to slap her in the face, and when her head turns, lean in and bite her ear.
REALLY HARD. :)

bensmule
07-22-2005, 12:22 AM
I'd hate fuck her on principle. nuts in da ass. dick in da pussy.

rahrah
07-22-2005, 12:25 AM
"mmeeeuuuhh"

Sack of Chisels
07-22-2005, 12:31 AM
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop that now! No! No! No!

You can eat my fucking asshole, moira you hole.

fiuspacey
07-22-2005, 12:36 AM
Hey now fellers, you don't want to go there.

Did you hear her while Phillips was trying to get dirty, just chimming in any chance she could to voice her disgust? YECHH!!!! *spit*

Diceman Cometh
07-22-2005, 12:38 AM
Oh, you guys are just too much!



I really wanted to press her head up against the wall and dig my thumbs into her eyeballs while I was listening to that audio.

Lukin
07-22-2005, 01:07 AM
How this tool thinks he's doing compelling radio with that hole in the studio is amazing

Dumb as Danza
07-22-2005, 01:08 AM
I'd like to shave my pubes and then paste them onto her upper lip

theclown
07-22-2005, 01:09 AM
I don't blame her for being the cunt that she is. She works with them.

DMC12
07-22-2005, 01:10 AM
Moira + Pat Battle + huggin, kissin and gentle rubbing each other = HOT!

w00f!

hellobrad
07-22-2005, 01:18 AM
heyyyyyy

Wildcard
07-22-2005, 01:25 AM
At least Howard knows to keep his Fuck Hole sealed in a dunk tank.

Manton
07-22-2005, 01:56 AM
Moira has the biggest dick on that entire show.

Now c'mon guys!

bkbigfish
07-22-2005, 02:02 AM
Screw Moira... bring on the crip! I hope she enjoyed my e-card.

"I just want you to know, I really would love to watch you agonize as you lift yourself out of the confines of your chair and carefully position your ass over the toilet just to do something I and everyone else find so routine."

Begbie
07-22-2005, 02:06 AM
Anyone have any good Moira-isms? Or maybe the other cunt spouted off something you thought was a real side-splitter.

Here are a few from their show on Thursday:

22:47 in: "Can you quit being a hot dog vendor? But you're not a hot dog vendor. You can say you quit, but you're not even employed by these people!" -regarding Phillips wanting out of XM.

33:56 in: "Oh, no no no no, come on now...what's the matter with you!? Oy ve!" -after Phillips mentions Tony Cummy-a looks like a 'pubic-orifice'.

65:36 in: "It's all jiggy jag..<interrupted>..you put a tupperware..<interrupted>..and then you went arou..<interrupted>..like a buster brown." -regarding E. Lo's haircut

146:00 in: "He got it off the matchbook cover where he went to school..<interrupted>..I drew pinky(?)...eh, oh well" - regarding a guy with a law degree saying ONA can use the show audio.

118:27: "Is it a woman?" -regarding Op And about 20 seconds later she mentioned that E-Lo and Op get their haircuts at Bowls R' Us

126:57: The other cunt (jana?): "Cuz I'm picturing like an athlete, scoring a basket, like 'Basket made by Cummy-uhhhhh!" -Regarding the name Cumia. Moira follows that up with an "aye carumba!"

136:57: The other cunt adds a doozy by saying Anthony is hiding stretch marks in his goatee! :clap: :clap: :) :rolleyes: :action-sm :icon_mrgr

Lukin
07-22-2005, 02:12 AM
On Wednesday's show this broad would say "no" or "uh oh" whenever pedophillips would cleverly bleep out a curse. It was exactly the way these humor draining cunts are portrayed on the show we actually listen to (O&A).

PorchMonkey4Life
07-22-2005, 02:15 AM
i love that cunt

GreatAmericanZero
07-22-2005, 04:52 AM
seriously you cannot underestimate how great it was when Philips was going off on how Ants goatee looks like a vagina and shes going "stop that" "c'mon". Like, number 1, its such a lame "insult?" that could never offend anyone. Such a tired insult could never deserve a "stop that".

Life Hack
07-22-2005, 05:30 AM
Screw Moira... bring on the crip! I hope she enjoyed my e-card.

"I just want you to know, I really would love to watch you agonize as you lift yourself out of the confines of your chair and carefully position your ass over the toilet just to do something I and everyone else find so routine."

I laughed so hard at this that some of my small intestine is now in my ballsack. Thanks.

Olpuddinhead
07-22-2005, 05:57 AM
She is just demonstrative at how dumb people are that listen to crap like that.

1) She says "no no no, stop that" to make the audience believe that something outlandish or outrageous happened.

2) She cackles and laughs at everything he says to remind the rubes that robe boy just tried to say something funny. These snatches (all women on radio) are the radio equivalent of a laugh track, and people are too dumb to realize it.

Olpuddinhead
07-22-2005, 05:58 AM
Is Moira in a wheelchair? How did I not know this before? Holy Shit BK, that is absolutely hilarious!

Razor Roman
07-22-2005, 08:08 AM
I know not a lot of you liked it, but I agree with Lil Jimmy....

but I thought the video where she was fucking XPac was great.

Pud2004
07-22-2005, 09:03 AM
Olpuddinhead, I believe its the phone screener who has worthless legs, not that fat hole moira.

I read on another thread that she has adopted 5 Vietnamese children, or something like that, I know their chinamen of some type.

Good call on the Chyna reference, I also think she looks like Dice with a wig.

Pork Sword
07-22-2005, 09:11 AM
She's in a wheelchair because Ben shoved his hog in her ass and severed her spine...fucking slit :icon_evil

Chuckyarla
07-22-2005, 09:15 AM
jimmy gets yellow treats jimmy gets yellow treats, don't get me fin mad, yellow treats for jimmy

Chuckyarla
07-22-2005, 09:16 AM
wrong thread :action-sm

bkbigfish
07-22-2005, 09:39 AM
Is Moira in a wheelchair? How did I not know this before? Holy Shit BK, that is absolutely hilarious!

The wheelchair-bound lady I was referring to is the screener named Jana. She's way hotter than Moira, and I do believe that if I stay persistent, she'll go on a date with me.

DefJef
07-22-2005, 09:43 AM
Anyone have any good Moira-isms? Or maybe the other cunt spouted off something you thought was a real side-splitter.

Here are a few from their show on Thursday:

22:47 in: "Can you quit being a hot dog vendor? But you're not a hot dog vendor. You can say you quit, but you're not even employed by these people!" -regarding Phillips wanting out of XM.

33:56 in: "Oh, no no no no, come on now...what's the matter with you!? Oy ve!" -after Phillips mentions Tony Cummy-a looks like a 'pubic-orifice'.

65:36 in: "It's all jiggy jag..<interrupted>..you put a tupperware..<interrupted>..and then you went arou..<interrupted>..like a buster brown." -regarding E. Lo's haircut

146:00 in: "He got it off the matchbook cover where he went to school..<interrupted>..I drew pinky(?)...eh, oh well" - regarding a guy with a law degree saying ONA can use the show audio.

118:27: "Is it a woman?" -regarding Op And about 20 seconds later she mentioned that E-Lo and Op get their haircuts at Bowls R' Us

126:57: The other cunt (jana?): "Cuz I'm picturing like an athlete, scoring a basket, like 'Basket made by Cummy-uhhhhh!" -Regarding the name Cumia. Moira follows that up with an "aye carumba!"

136:57: The other cunt adds a doozy by saying Anthony is hiding stretch marks in his goatee! :clap: :clap: :) :rolleyes: :action-sm :icon_mrgr

that's hilarious dude!!!

flyerfan116
07-22-2005, 09:44 AM
now come on you guys show some respect. you guys really are the ministers of morons you know that.....maybe even the priests of pests

Harvey_Birdman
07-22-2005, 10:00 AM
http://philips.wtks.com/timages/page/philips_promo_2004.jpg

They should all just gangbang and be done with it.

DefJef
07-22-2005, 10:03 AM
http://philips.wtks.com/timages/page/philips_promo_2004.jpg

They should all just gangbang and be done with it.


man, what a bunch of shitdicks.....
after next week, they'll be tired, beaten down, begging for mercy shitdicks :clap:

BigJackVI
07-22-2005, 10:09 AM
I'd fuck her.

inbred
07-22-2005, 10:15 AM
I'd fuck her.


just remember you can't get your money back when you find her dick.

CallmeQtie
07-22-2005, 10:34 AM
I'd fuck her.
Yo I think "her" is really a dude.

Well Hung Jury
07-22-2005, 10:38 AM
When I first saw Moira and Jim in a pic together I honestly thought it was Jim with a wig. I thought his show was like a Phil Hendrie type show and he was dressing like a woman for a promo pic. I'm not even joking. That bitch is scary.

neckbeard44
07-22-2005, 10:39 AM
She's a C.U.N.T cunt...

Devilock
07-22-2005, 10:41 AM
man, what a bunch of shitdicks.....
after next week, they'll be tired, beaten down, begging for mercy shitdicks :clap:

I almost just threw up on my keyboard looking at the pic of this dumpy bitch! Nice fucking promo photo...SHIT DICKS! Seriously she could pass herself off as a man. Imaging her sipping black coffee in the morning smoking a Chesterfield with no make up on, wearing a pit stained wife beater & no bra, frying an egg sweating over a hot greasy stove.

Yech!

Gives me the creeps!

Just imageing comong home TO THAT!

Well Hung Jury
07-22-2005, 10:57 AM
It's is hilarious to look at their website. That is the only pic of Moira on the site from what I can tell. they didn't even put a picture next to her bio. They are really trying to hide that monstrosity.

Balancedchaos
07-22-2005, 11:40 AM
I like her too. I mean...to think what Jim Philips would come up with if he weren't reined in by Moyra...I shudder to think. He's a crude, crude man.

Balancedchaos
07-22-2005, 11:43 AM
Is it fucking "Moyra" or "Moira?" I should've done my research, but...fuck it. I'll lash my back with a beaded chain for an hour. That should make it all better.

cableone12
07-22-2005, 12:36 PM
she looks like a tranny-op gone wrong

PRbeauty1
07-22-2005, 12:51 PM
i just want to pull out her insides, show them to her and say...

WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?

watson
07-22-2005, 12:51 PM
I admire her for having 6 korean adopted kids, they make mighty fine massage therapists and are obedient when they grow up, yet keeping that child like appearance especially when they get out of the shower with the gook black hair slicked back, they all look 9 years old, so hot....

Moira
Born as Marguerite Jackson in St. Louis, Moira was raised in segregated rural Arkansas. She is a poet, historian, author, actress, playwright, civil-rights activist, and talk show talent. She has published ten best selling books and numerous magazine articles.
Moira, who speaks French, Spanish, Italian and West African Fanti, began her career in drama and dance. She married a South African freedom fighter and lived in Cairo where she was editor of The Arab Observer, the only English-language news weekly in the Middle East. In the radio industry, Moira has been a groundbreaker for Jewish women. In television, she has made hundreds of appearances. She has written and produced several prize winning documentaries, including "Jewish-Americans in the Arts," and "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Matzoh Balls," a PBS special for which she received the Golden Eagle Award. She now resides in Fern Park with her husband and six adopted Korean children.
Send Moira a message at Moira@realradio.fm.


i got to go masturbate now

JoeyDVDZ
07-22-2005, 01:03 PM
Oh, you guys are just too much!



I really wanted to press her head up against the wall and dig my thumbs into her eyeballs while I was listening to that audio.

I want to gouge her eyes while slamming balls deep into her throat. Maximum humiliation, I say.

Nawlinzboy
07-22-2005, 01:06 PM
She looks like a manlier Chyna and that is very difficult to accomplish

Domino
07-22-2005, 02:41 PM
I could be mistaken, but I thought I heard her trying to start a recipe bit during the show yesterday? I just remember her saying something like "I have some recipes here I want to get to". F'N brutal.

DefJef
07-22-2005, 02:49 PM
I could be mistaken, but I thought I heard her trying to start a recipe bit during the show yesterday? I just remember her saying something like "I have some recipes here I want to get to". F'N brutal.

i did hear that....it was fucking hilarious....
she's trying to start something new, and the lunatic just goes on and on about "what is going on" hahahahhahaha
they were completely flustered! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Pete from CT
07-22-2005, 03:04 PM
Wow, is this board due to crash every day when this awful show comes on?

ha!

lawjockey
07-22-2005, 04:33 PM
the kind of hate fuck where you bang her head against the headboard with each thrust

Buffcoat
07-22-2005, 04:41 PM
Jee Wiz fellahs, c'mon now!

I hope this Jew cunt gets gang-***** by Nazis.

mildewwy puss
07-22-2005, 10:02 PM
oh come on boys be nice moira just got out of the clinic a month ago...seriously she went to jersey to get a boobjob...really no shitting

JimGill
07-22-2005, 10:15 PM
she looks like a mini-nicole bass

MrBogey
07-22-2005, 10:16 PM
Moira is Lynn Levine

Jana is the non-walker.

iandme
07-22-2005, 10:16 PM
Bravo

BK

Bravo!!!

That was fucking hilarious. If only we could somehow catch her reaction as she opens that masterpiece...

Chuckyarla
07-22-2005, 10:41 PM
Is Moira in a wheelchair? How did I not know this before? Holy Shit BK, that is absolutely hilarious!
no the screener is the one in the wheel chair moira is the one with probably a fake bio

Bunny™
07-22-2005, 10:42 PM
Jana is the non-walker.

Ol' rollercunt

jpc165
07-22-2005, 10:56 PM
rollercunt! good one. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif

Dr Midnight
07-22-2005, 10:59 PM
She's a very nice lady with very nice things to say.

Dr Midnight
07-22-2005, 11:09 PM
Someone should really register porkslit.com...

IDontCare05
07-23-2005, 12:48 AM
Cunt

StealthPayne
07-23-2005, 01:11 AM
Cunt
This says it all.

Pud2004
07-23-2005, 01:58 AM
Moira and her kids put out an album....

Hope this works....
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5135/cdcover5ia.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us/)http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/575/cdback0vt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us/)

Pud2004
07-23-2005, 02:00 AM
How do I make my pictures come out bigger?

Hot Soup!!
07-23-2005, 02:20 AM
I believe I've seen Moira before somewhere else.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nicolebass/15.jpg

Diceman Cometh
07-23-2005, 02:24 AM
Moira and her kids put out an album....

Hope this works....
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5135/cdcover5ia.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us/)http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/575/cdback0vt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us/)

Holy shit that is fucken funny! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

A) Put it up in the photoshop forum, its gotta be there too

B) email it to Steve or Ant, they gotta see this.

Jonny_Thunder
07-23-2005, 02:49 AM
Is it so wrong if I want to skull-fuck Moira untill she bleeds as her unemotional faced children watch?????

Hot Soup!!
07-23-2005, 02:52 AM
Is it so wrong if I want to skull-fuck Moira untill she bleeds as her unemotional faced children watch?????

Wrong...no


Hot...yes

lacis swimcoach
07-23-2005, 11:15 AM
I would like to suck a fart out of Moiras ass just the french kiss her and blow it back in her mouth! And then I would fuck her in the ass and launch a load of baby batter in her hair, then get up and toss $2 on the bed and leave her to cry and eat chocolate ice cream. Hey, its my fantasy so screw you.

silentbob8201
07-23-2005, 11:35 AM
she looks like a tranny-op gone wrong
your description is apt APTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

bkbigfish
07-23-2005, 11:58 AM
Ol' rollercunt

Nice! I e-mailed Jana the Banana (the screener and handicapable... hehe) again and told her the pests will continue to hammer her and her coworkers until, at the very least, one of three demands is performed to my satisfaction...

1. She performs a single jumping jack. Picture that.
2. She pulls off a cartwheel. Getting dumped down a flight of stairs doesn't count.
3. She beats me in a foot race. Good luck, crip.

BOUGHTONII
07-23-2005, 01:22 PM
I admire her for having 6 korean adopted kids, they make mighty fine massage therapists and are obedient when they grow up, yet keeping that child like appearance especially when they get out of the shower with the gook black hair slicked back, they all look 9 years old, so hot....

Moira
Born as Marguerite Jackson in St. Louis, Moira was raised in segregated rural Arkansas. She is a poet, historian, author, actress, playwright, civil-rights activist, and talk show talent. She has published ten best selling books and numerous magazine articles.
Moira, who speaks French, Spanish, Italian and West African Fanti, began her career in drama and dance. She married a South African freedom fighter and lived in Cairo where she was editor of The Arab Observer, the only English-language news weekly in the Middle East. In the radio industry, Moira has been a groundbreaker for Jewish women. In television, she has made hundreds of appearances. She has written and produced several prize winning documentaries, including "Jewish-Americans in the Arts," and "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Matzoh Balls," a PBS special for which she received the Golden Eagle Award. She now resides in Fern Park with her husband and six adopted Korean children.
Send Moira a message at Moira@realradio.fm.


i got to go masturbate now



one thing they forgot on the bio.

And oh yea, she was born a mannnn

Pud2004
07-23-2005, 02:09 PM
Holy shit that is fucken funny! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/roflmao.gif http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/roflmao.gif http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/roflmao.gif

A) Put it up in the photoshop forum, its gotta be there too

B) email it to Steve or Ant, they gotta see this.

Is it bad form/etiquette to send photoshops to Steve/Ant??

I wasn't sure, I'm new to the photoshop thing.

BigJackVI
07-23-2005, 02:29 PM
Imaging her sipping black coffee in the morning smoking a Chesterfield with no make up on, wearing a pit stained wife beater & no bra, frying an egg sweating over a hot greasy stove.

Great.

Now I gotta go in the bathroom, and rub one out.

Turtle
07-23-2005, 02:36 PM
http://philips.wtks.com/timages/page/philips_promo_2004.jpg

They should all just gangbang and be done with it.


I've been looking at this cunt for the last 45 min. thinking of her stroking my cock. She is realy hard to jack off to, but I'll keep working on it. Wish me luck.

AngryHugo
07-23-2005, 03:04 PM
ugh.... that pic of Moira looks like Dee Snyder on a bad day.

1lilyatesbaby
07-23-2005, 03:13 PM
hoo-hoo. i invented the show ruining, post-op transvestite female radio-show succubus. tell em oddo.

krunk
07-23-2005, 03:15 PM
Moira + Pat Battle + huggin, kissin and gentle rubbing each other = HOT!

w00f!

I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit

krunk
07-23-2005, 03:18 PM
ugh.... that pic of Moira looks like Dee Snyder on a bad day.

more like Nicole Bass on EVERY day

Dopie Opie
07-23-2005, 04:04 PM
I was thinking she looks more like that old time chick with a dick wrestler - The Fabulous Moolah or something like that...Regardless of whether you go with the Nicole Bass, Dice in drag, etc. You have to relish the idea of violating her like DeNIro in Cape Fear and bite a chunk of her vile face off and spit it back in her filthy mouth..

DIE YOU CUNT

Dopie Opie
07-23-2005, 04:05 PM
Sorry I forgot something

DIE YOU JEW CUNT

Fr. Dougal
07-23-2005, 05:07 PM
Moira@realradio.fm[/email].


BULLSHIT.

If this bio was true... then how could someone with all those credentials end up on a faggot's radio show in a shit-hole small market? You'd think she'd have a show of her own, in one of the top 5 DMAs. Not fucking Orlando, and as a sidekick at that.

Bio is complete made-up bullshit.

And the biggest part? The line where it says she was born a woman.

whoisisthis
07-23-2005, 05:09 PM
I still wanna know about this "freedom fighter'


and she was an editor for some towelhead rag?? I thought she was a pretend jew?

Fr. Dougal
07-23-2005, 05:11 PM
I still wanna know about this "freedom fighter'


and she was an editor for some towelhead rag?? I thought she was a pretend jew?


Don't the Jews hate the towel-head sand nigs?

wkbest
07-23-2005, 05:17 PM
I knew I had seen this bitch somewhere before...she was in that video with X-Pac....her cock was bigger than his.

wkbest
07-23-2005, 05:19 PM
She is either a pretend Jew or a convert, because I know there are no Jews in rural Arkansas. The Klan ran them out years ago.

whoisisthis
07-23-2005, 05:23 PM
something doesn't add up with this wildebeast



I can't find any of these alleged books of hers, and as far as I can tell, "The Arab Observer" doesn't exist. That bio's probably as made-up as Jim's psychic abilities.



I'm gonna get to the bottom of this....

lacis swimcoach
07-23-2005, 06:27 PM
(Two Wackbaggers mopping the head in OACentral in their skivies)
"I think *JIM PHILLIPS* is a section 8." --- "Yeah?" --- "Today I heard him talking to his *PHONEBOARD* while he was cleaning it." --- "hmm" --- "I wanna stick my tube steak into *MOIRA* " --- "What'll you give me?" --- "What do you want?"

GLENN_THE_TOOL
07-23-2005, 06:49 PM
http://philips.wtks.com/timages/page/philips_promo_2004.jpg

i know this is a Moira Appreciation thread, but i gotta say that Oddo looks like Bam Margera ten years from now and it's been bugging me for days.

so far, my favorite Moira-ism has to be:

(in sad, baby voice) "They don't know you vewy well, do they?"

anyone who uses the "sad baby" voice to mock someone needs a kick in the gut and their face forced into a toilet clogged with used tampons.

she also seems to have a "Herman Munster in a Howie wig" thing going on. "Tell 'em, Grandpa! Hoo Hoo! Oh Lilly!" anyone with Photoshop? :icon_wink

MonkeyMafia
07-23-2005, 07:05 PM
What she needs is a good Struggle Fuck.

MonkeyMafia
07-23-2005, 07:35 PM
Moira
Born as Marguerite Jackson in St. Louis, Moira was raised in segregated rural Arkansas. She is a poet, historian, author, actress, playwright, civil-rights activist, and talk show talent. She has published ten best selling books and numerous magazine articles.
Moira, who speaks French, Spanish, Italian and West African Fanti, began her career in drama and dance. She married a South African freedom fighter and lived in Cairo where she was editor of The Arab Observer, the only English-language news weekly in the Middle East. In the radio industry, Moira has been a groundbreaker for Jewish women. In television, she has made hundreds of appearances. She has written and produced several prize winning documentaries, including "Jewish-Americans in the Arts," and "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Matzoh Balls," a PBS special for which she received the Golden Eagle Award. She now resides in Fern Park with her husband and six adopted Korean children.
Send Moira a message at Moira@realradio.fm.


That's funny. Try doing a search for any of that stuff. Looking up either one of those "award winning titles" in google and all I get is her "real radio" file.

Try doing a search on the Marguerite name and I see nothing that comes close to her stuff.

Did a search on IMDB.com and it shows nothing. Ya think a person that won some awards for documentaries would be on there.

Do a search at Amazon for her books, nothing.

I guess I have too much time on my hands (who am I kidding, I'm at work and bored off my ass) but I went and looked at all the "Golden Eagle" awards since 1998 and her movies were not even mentioned once.

These people are all a buncha fakes and phonies (que the family guy "hey, you're a great big phony, hey everyone this guys a phony"). Please let's all do the right thing......fuck them up good!

whoisisthis
07-23-2005, 07:46 PM
That's funny. Try doing a search for any of that stuff. Looking up either one of those "award winning titles" in google and all I get is her "real radio" file.

Try doing a search on the Marguerite name and I see nothing that comes close to her stuff.

Did a search on IMDB.com and it shows nothing. Ya think a person that won some awards for documentaries would be on there.

Do a search at Amazon for her books, nothing.

I guess I have too much time on my hands (who am I kidding, I'm at work and bored off my ass) but I went and looked at all the "Golden Eagle" awards since 1998 and her movies were not even mentioned once.

These people are all a buncha fakes and phonies (que the family guy "hey, you're a great big phony, hey everyone this guys a phony"). Please let's all do the right thing......fuck them up good!

any luck on this "Arab Observer?"


I'm right with you...I've been trying to find ANYTHING about this cunt...nothing. These books don't exist. She's lying..plain and simple.

magumbo
07-23-2005, 08:04 PM
:clap: Now, now, I just had an awesome sexual vision....that file trannie, Quivers and little jimmy..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can't wait to sleep tonite :icon_eek:

tysonpunchinguterus
07-23-2005, 08:07 PM
Her bio is that show's lame attempt at humor--just like his psychic abilities. Ho ho! Aren't they wacky? *toot toot*

From that picture, she must be about 70 years old. Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I do think I see 5:00 shadow on Moira's upper lip. Am I a liar? Maybe I am a liar (I'm not a liar).

MonkeyMafia
07-23-2005, 08:09 PM
Oh damn it! I just found some incredible information about her bio....Holy shit. I'm gonna edit down some of the bull crap, so give me a few minutes....This is gonna fucking blow you guys away!!

And unleash the dogs of war!

magumbo
07-23-2005, 08:10 PM
i think ol' moira looks like Sherif Brody's wife in "Jaws", but with a little like Howard too. I wonder if she's wearing bra in that picture.....mmmmm..yummy

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 08:12 PM
Everyone, Meet Maya Angelou;

http://www.poets.org/images/authors/mangelou.jpg


Sharing a common-law marriage with Vusumzi Make [mah' kay], a suave South African anti-apartheid leader from Johannesburg, in 1961, Angelou transported her interest and enthusiasm to a colony of black American expatriates in Egypt. As Madame Make, she lived in a milieu where her chocolate brown skin and nappy hair were accepted as "correct and normal." Although the relationship dissolved after she grew tired of her mate's patriarchal attitudes, mismanagement of money, and infidelities, she remained in Africa and for two years served as the first female editor of the Arab Observer, a Cairo news weekly. Moving on to Accra, she settled Guy into college, then remained to nurse him after an automobile accident broke his neck, an arm, and a leg. While administering the School of Music and Drama, she starred in Bertolt Brecht's Mother Courage at the University of Ghana. To supplement her meager salary, she also wrote for the Ghanaian Times and the African Review, a political journal.


http://www.poets.org/poet.php/prmPID/87
http://www.cliffsnotes.com/WileyCDA/LitNote/id-24,pageNum-3.html

I guess imitation is the sincerist for of flattery...

magumbo
07-23-2005, 08:14 PM
I've been looking at this cunt for the last 45 min. thinking of her stroking my cock. She is realy hard to jack off to, but I'll keep working on it. Wish me luck.
I think ODDO is feeling up jim ass!

whoisisthis
07-23-2005, 08:15 PM
Her bio is that show's lame attempt at humor--just like his psychic abilities. Ho ho! Aren't they wacky? *toot toot*



wow. you were able to detect some attempt at humor in that?


:icon_eek:


that's like Jimmy's bit, I guess..."you ever bomb so bad, that what you said could be interpreted as a serious statement?"

tysonpunchinguterus
07-23-2005, 08:17 PM
By the way, if she really isn't Jewish, I think the Anti-Defamation League would be interested to know about a certain radio show using a fake Jew so they can use bits like "Ask a Jew" to perpetuate sterotypes. their sponsors might not listen to Pests, but they'll sure as shit listen to the ADL. Of course, that's only if she really isn't Jewish. Otherwise, it would be no better than what the PTC did to the WWF (and they got sued by the WWF, and had to settle out of court and apologize publicly). But if someone knows for a FACT that she's a fake Jew, then I see no harm in letting the ADL know where to listen to the show so they can make up their minds for themselves.

whoisisthis
07-23-2005, 08:18 PM
By the way, if she really isn't Jewish, I think the Anti-Defamation League would be interested to know about a certain radio show using a fake Jew so they can use bits like "Ask a Jew" to perpetuate sterotypes. their sponsors might not listen to Pests, but they'll sure as shit listen to the ADL. Of course, that's only if she really isn't Jewish. Otherwise, it would be no better than what the PTC did to the WWF (and they got sued by the WWF, and had to settle out of court and apologize publicly). But if someone knows for a FACT that she's a fake Jew, then I see no harm in letting the ADL know where to listen to the show so they can make up their minds for themselves.
another angle we could work

good thinking :clap:

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 08:18 PM
Hell, let the Maya Angelou fans know that she's stealing her biography.

Enraged poetry fans would be funny.

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 08:23 PM
BWBAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

From Maya Angelou's biography!


BORN: Marguerite Johnson , April 4, 1928, St. Louis, Missouri


Is Moiya trying to steal her life?

Moiya - you aren't black.

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 08:24 PM
My post from the previous page - makes it easier to see my train of thought...

Everyone, Meet Maya Angelou;

http://www.poets.org/images/authors/mangelou.jpg



Sharing a common-law marriage with Vusumzi Make [mah' kay], a suave South African anti-apartheid leader from Johannesburg, in 1961, Angelou transported her interest and enthusiasm to a colony of black American expatriates in Egypt. As Madame Make, she lived in a milieu where her chocolate brown skin and nappy hair were accepted as "correct and normal." Although the relationship dissolved after she grew tired of her mate's patriarchal attitudes, mismanagement of money, and infidelities, she remained in Africa and for two years served as the first female editor of the Arab Observer, a Cairo news weekly. Moving on to Accra, she settled Guy into college, then remained to nurse him after an automobile accident broke his neck, an arm, and a leg. While administering the School of Music and Drama, she starred in Bertolt Brecht's Mother Courage at the University of Ghana. To supplement her meager salary, she also wrote for the Ghanaian Times and the African Review, a political journal.



http://www.poets.org/poet.php/prmPID/87
http://www.cliffsnotes.com/WileyCDA/LitNote/id-24,pageNum-3.html

I guess imitation is the sincerist for of flattery...

CockBusterVideo
07-23-2005, 08:24 PM
BWBAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

From Maya Angelou's biography!



Is Moiya trying to steal her life?

Moiya - you aren't black.


*teeth sucking* ut-uhh, oh no you didn't just say that. don't make me's all get up in this bitch and calls my lawyah

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 08:26 PM
Nailed. She's a lying sack of shit.

whoisisthis
07-23-2005, 08:27 PM
badmojos internet investigative pimp hand is strong

MonkeyMafia
07-23-2005, 08:27 PM
OK let's do a little comparrision between our friend Moira, and good old Maya Angelou....yes, that's right Maya Angelou

This information is from maya Angelou (http://aalbc.com/authors/maya.htm)

Moira - She is a poet, historian, author, actress, playwright, civil-rights activist, and talk show talent.

Maya Angelou - Here, this American poet, actress, civil rights activist and TV producer-director recalls



Well, ok so they have a little in common....ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to drop the bomb......





Ok here we go. All this information I got from this web site Library System (http://www.howard.edu/library/Reference/Guides/Angelou/MayaIntro.htm)

Here we go a little comparrision.

Moira - Born as Marguerite Jackson in St. Louis, Moira was raised in segregated rural Arkansas.

Maya Angelou - Angelou was born Marguerite Johnson in St. Louis, Missouri....young Maya and Bailey were sent to Stamps, Arkansas

Moira - She married a South African freedom fighter and lived in Cairo where she was editor of The Arab Observer

Maya Angelou - In the same year she met and married, South African freedom fighter Vusumzi Make. Again, Angelou and Guy moved; this time with Make to Cairo, Egypt where, despite her husband's restrictions, Angelou took a job as associate editor of the Arab Observer.

Nuff said. There's all the info you need on her. Somebody needs to completly trash this whore. So fucking fake she can't even make her own shit up!


EDIT: damn it, as I was doing this someone else posted it!

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 08:30 PM
badmojos internet investigative pimp hand is strong

West Coast PI - maybe that should be my new title.

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 08:31 PM
EDIT: damn it, as I was doing this someone else posted it!

Its not about who found it, its that we found it.

We're sharing credit - I did it "stream of consciousness", you formatted.

Good Job.

tysonpunchinguterus
07-23-2005, 08:34 PM
It's kind of ironic that a station that bills itself as "Real radio" has a show with a fake-Jewish sidekick who used to be a man and a host who thinks his audience is dumb enough to believe that XM would cut an hour of it's "#1 non-music program" (a fact that he doesn't even hide from his listeners, since he has contact info for XM on his site so his listeners can complain). The only real thing about that show would be if they put a picture up on their site that showed Oddo sucking Moira's dick.

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 08:37 PM
Memo:

To: O&A Army Generals

From: O&A Intelligence Division, BadMojo, Monkey Mafia; Info Pimps, 1st Class


Guys;

Maya Angelou is a true african american hero. How would the NAACP feel about a Southern Jewish Radio host stealing her biography?

Generate outrage, and they will crash.

whoisisthis
07-23-2005, 08:37 PM
is that the ironic "humor" of those gay bios? that they stole them?


I wonder where the others came from...

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 08:41 PM
But stealing Maya's is a major mistake. Humor or not, how many black organizations would protest if Opie stole elements of MLK's bio?

MonkeyMafia
07-23-2005, 08:42 PM
Its not about who found it, its that we found it.

We're sharing credit - I did it "stream of consciousness", you formatted.

Good Job.
Heehee, I'm also a West Cost PI. Good job finding it. I did a google search for the Arab Observor and found out that way.

I agree with the other thing you said
Maya Angelou is a true african american hero. How would the NAACP feel about a Southern Jewish Radio host stealing her biography?
and am considering sending an e-mail to some africian american activists in florida....this should cause an nice little outrage.

whoisisthis
07-23-2005, 08:43 PM
yeah, they're not the most understanding group when it comes to mockery


so let's work that angle....who has their contact info?

Southpaw
07-23-2005, 08:43 PM
What a twat, stealing just like her boss.

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 08:47 PM
Well, start here:

NAACP Orange County Branch
(407) 445-2055
5104 N Orange Blossom TRL
Orlando, FL 32810

Give me a few, I will have a fax and email.

Bunny™
07-23-2005, 08:48 PM
Shame, shame, shaaaaame..
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a151/BunnyFromWackbag/shameonyou.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a151/BunnyFromWackbag/hole.jpg
twat

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 08:48 PM
Interesting - a comunity oriented station in Orlando.

http://star94fm.com/news/062003naacp.html

I wonder if they would be interested...

tysonpunchinguterus
07-23-2005, 08:50 PM
Oh dear Lord! Where did you find that awful picture?

I imagine that she makes the exact same noises when she masturbates that she does when she forces out a really tough shit that requires no wiping.

Shame, shame, shaaaaame..

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a151/BunnyFromWackbag/hole.jpg
twat

whoisisthis
07-23-2005, 08:51 PM
lately, I've been feeling alot like an offended african-american woman




time to get to work.......

GravyMaster
07-23-2005, 08:54 PM
Fucking awesome job, guys. That Maya Angelo stuff had me rolling. What hacks.

Bunny™
07-23-2005, 08:54 PM
Oh dear Lord! Where did you find that awful picture?


http://wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=500709&postcount=125

DanaReevesLungs
07-23-2005, 09:07 PM
Screw Moira... bring on the crip! I hope she enjoyed my e-card.

"I just want you to know, I really would love to watch you agonize as you lift yourself out of the confines of your chair and carefully position your ass over the toilet just to do something I and everyone else find so routine."


It's funny in principle...however, the bitch isn't crippled dumbass. The pic's from a radio broadcast of Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" that they do every year about 2 Sundays before Christmas. So, before you go and knock Philips b/c he doesn't know shit about O&A (at least Philips is making a conscious effort to know more about them, even if he states he doesn't know anything about them), go catch up on your statistical facts and quit being fucking hypocrites and believing everything you hear and see is the truth. This bullshit has gotten so over-exaggerated, it's not even humourous anymore. It's rather dull to hear both sides bitch and squirm about one another.

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 09:11 PM
It's funny in principle...however, the bitch isn't crippled dumbass. The pic's from a radio broadcast of Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" that they do every year about 2 Sundays before Christmas. So, before you go and knock Philips b/c he doesn't know shit about O&A (at least Philips is making a conscious effort to know more about them, even if he states he doesn't know anything about them). So go catch up on your statistical facts and quit being fucking hypocrites and believing everything you hear and see is the truth. This bullshit has gotten so over-exaggerated, it's not even humourous anymore. It's rather dull to hear both sides bitch and squirm about one another.


'sup Jimbo?

:icon_roll :icon_roll :icon_roll

DanaReevesLungs
07-23-2005, 09:12 PM
Far from Jimbo...I live over an hour from Orlando. Just someone with a mind of their own.

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 09:13 PM
Far from Jimbo...I live over an hour from Orlando. Just someone with a mind of their own.

Okay Jimbo. I gotcha.

Turtle
07-23-2005, 09:16 PM
I still wanna know about this "freedom fighter'


and she was an editor for some towelhead rag?? I thought she was a pretend jew?

The poor bastard is still fighting for his freedome from this life sucking cunt.

MonkeyMafia
07-23-2005, 09:23 PM
yeah, they're not the most understanding group when it comes to mockery


so let's work that angle....who has their contact info?


You can also play around here. black radio (http://www.radioblack.com/Florida.html)
Don't worry about e-mails...I already sent every station that has e-mail one...heehee. But if you feel inclined to fax or phone any of the other ones feel free. Remember not to "bother" these stations...we're just using them for the army...get them pissed at the Philes phuckers

gumhead
07-23-2005, 09:26 PM
This has got to be one of the greatest threads ever...

CockBusterVideo
07-23-2005, 09:26 PM
The more that is dug up, the more and more I can't wait for mondays show, you know why? I'm off monday, and I can join in the attacks, every other day of attacks I was working.. Add one more to mondays attack..

MonkeyMafia
07-23-2005, 09:42 PM
Here is a copy of an e-mail I just sent out to every hip hop, rap, r&B, gospel, jazz, and blues radio stations I could find in Florida....about 40 of them. Looks like we might have a new branch of the Army

""Hello all,
Just wanted to let everyone know about a certain
radio station personality in Orlando. Her name is
Moira and is has just about made a mockery of Maya
Angelou. If you go to her bio on her website
http://philips.wtks.com/philips_bios.html you will see
what I'm talking about.

I can give you a brief summary if you need it.

<<in here I put everything I said in an earlier post minus the cuss words of course>>

She is making a complete mockery of Maya Angelou, and
I demand an apology from her and everyone on the
Philips Phile program. I want to arrange a boycott
and/or protest at the station. I am sending this to
several radio stations in Florida in hopes we can join
together let her know she can not make a mockery of us
or our people.

If they think this is some funny joke, or think they
can make fun of such an important person in Black
History they are sadly mistaken. We must not take this
sitting down! Act now!""

SGT._Pest
07-23-2005, 09:51 PM
here are some fun ways to fuck with the cunt!

Send her an E-Card from the Jewish ADL:
http://support.adl.org/site/PageServer?pagename=tribute

Send e-mails to the Anti-Racism & Diversity Committee (ARDC):
http://www.antiracism.net/contact.html

Send an e-mail to Dr. Maya Angelou's web site:
http://www.mayaangelou.com/Contact.html

Send an e-mail to LORDLY, Dr. Angelou's agent (it looks like):
http://www.lordly.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogsection&id=4&Itemid=39&site=2

BadMojo
07-23-2005, 10:03 PM
I wonder if Clear Channel has an office of racial whatever...

SatansCheerledr
07-23-2005, 10:07 PM
I can’t stop staring at that huge melon. I want to use her skull as a bucket and paint a fresco with her brains.

cherry popsicle
07-23-2005, 10:14 PM
i want to sodomize moria with anthony's rapier

GLENN_THE_TOOL
07-23-2005, 10:29 PM
Far from Jimbo...I live over an hour from Orlando. Just someone with a mind of their own.

lots people drive an hour to work every single day, Jim.

and if you're looking for people who don't have minds of their own, go talk to Howie's "zombies" and Philips' "Philites," both of whom take every word out of these hack radio personalities' mouths as gospel.

"Philites"... god, what a lame-ass name for a fanbase.

TEXAS TRUCKER
07-23-2005, 11:04 PM
Concerning the Bios on the Phile staff:
Those were written tongue-in-cheek. They were never intended to be taken seriously. I am sure they are laughing thier asses off at how some people were duped. One caller even used it on the air. Think about it. It says he lives in CT. and commutes and got speeding tickets because of the speed required to commute. I would imagine that Moira's bio is more of the same BS. With that said, It is still offensive to blacks and Jews.

XMScott
07-23-2005, 11:06 PM
Concerning the Bios on the Phile staff:
Those were written tongue-in-cheek. They were never intended to be taken seriously. I am sure they are laughing thier asses off at how some people were duped. One caller even used it on the air. Think about it. It says he lives in CT. and commutes and got speeding tickets because of the speed required to commute. I would imagine that Moira's bio is more of the same BS. With that said, It is still offensive to blacks and Jews.


This man is just all together wacky isnt he

Loser

whoisisthis
07-23-2005, 11:08 PM
Concerning the Bios on the Phile staff:
Those were written tongue-in-cheek. They were never intended to be taken seriously. I am sure they are laughing thier asses off at how some people were duped. One caller even used it on the air. Think about it. It says he lives in CT. and commutes and got speeding tickets because of the speed required to commute. I would imagine that Moira's bio is more of the same BS. With that said, It is still offensive to blacks and Jews.


that part's been figured out




now we move on and use it against them.

TEXAS TRUCKER
07-23-2005, 11:26 PM
that part's been figured out.
I have been .......CORRECTED.

silentbob8201
07-24-2005, 12:00 AM
Far from Jimbo...I live over an hour from Orlando. Just someone with a mind of their own.
who cares if she's a cripple or not. the fact remains that she's untallented cunt that screens phone calls for a living right folks um right uh hello? "insert cricket noises here"

whoisisthis
07-24-2005, 12:05 AM
I'm with you


fuck Otto....uh, I mean "MystrE"




no innocent victims this time :icon_evil

Jonny_Thunder
07-24-2005, 01:44 AM
Cunt, the word was made for youuuuuu!!!!!

ThaDRD
07-24-2005, 06:41 AM
Anybody else become enraged every time this fucking, goddamn CUNT said you "you can't quit" in her vile, just-had-my-throat-*****-by-Dikembe-Mutombo's-cock voice of hers?

Fuck is she a piece of shit.

bkbigfish
07-24-2005, 11:45 AM
It's funny in principle...however, the bitch isn't crippled dumbass..


Who is is this? http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_6.JPG

Bunny™
07-24-2005, 11:52 AM
Who is is this? http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_6.JPG
The phone screener on Philips show..Jana Banana
She is a cripple because God hates her.

bkbigfish
07-24-2005, 11:58 AM
Exactly Bunny, thank you for proving my point.

Chuckyarla
07-24-2005, 12:06 PM
I have been .......CORRECTED.

No just talked to, If you had been corrected, you could no longer post

tysonpunchinguterus
07-24-2005, 12:36 PM
She's about 100X better-looking than Moira. Wow, it must really piss her off to go to work every day and see a cripple who gets more action and is in better shape than her. When Jana is out and goes to use the ladies room, someone probably holds the door for her on the way in. When Moira is out and goes to use the ladies room, the other women yell, "Get out of here, you pervert, or I'll call the police!" Then she tucks her dick between her legs again and runs out.

Who is is this? http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_6.JPG

Jonny_Thunder
07-24-2005, 05:27 PM
She's about 100X better-looking than Moira. Wow, it must really piss her off to go to work every day and see a cripple who gets more action and is in better shape than her. When Jana is out and goes to use the ladies room, someone probably holds the door for her on the way in. When Moira is out and goes to use the ladies room, the other women yell, "Get out of here, you pervert, or I'll call the police!" Then she tucks her dick between her legs again and runs out.

Hey look at the nice tits on bananas. I wouldn't mind making her shit the bed, right Paul???

E®ic
07-24-2005, 06:59 PM
More Jana pics without the chair.
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_2.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_4.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_5.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_a.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_a_1.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Janas_page_2.JPG

alt130
07-25-2005, 01:57 AM
More Jana pics without the chair.
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_2.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_4.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_5.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_a.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_a_1.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Janas_page_2.JPG

Jesus, what an awkward photo shoot that would be, having to stand there with the camera while she awkwardly scooches around like an old dog between the poses.

BIV
07-25-2005, 02:04 AM
A little chunky, aren't you Jana? Jesus, fucking jog or something.

Jonny_Thunder
07-25-2005, 02:41 AM
More Jana pics without the chair.
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_2.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_4.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_5.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_a.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Jana_a_1.JPG
http://www.topbodiesfitness.com/images/Janas_page_2.JPG

Funny how she was conveniently sitting during every pic in this shoot.

Bunny™
07-25-2005, 02:41 AM
Lazy twunt

StileSux
07-25-2005, 03:22 AM
A little chunky, aren't you Jana? Jesus, fucking jog or something.


HAHA!!!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Jonny_Thunder
07-25-2005, 11:22 AM
Lazy twunt
Fuckin Cwat

jpc165
07-25-2005, 11:30 AM
Crawl around like a dog bitch

John Huber
07-25-2005, 11:46 AM
i sent a token of my appreciation to everyone involved with the show. if you would like to send them a delicious gift as well, you may need this:

The Philips Phile
2500 Maitland Center Pkwy - Suite 401
Maitland, FL 32751

by the way, i'm moving my legs around right now for no reason, simply because i can. and i am laughing. hee hee hee hee hee.

dredpiratrobert
07-25-2005, 06:35 PM
Moira needs a guy to promise to just put the head in her asshole but then go back on his word and ram it to the balls.

DowleyDooley
07-25-2005, 07:06 PM
What is the deal with this crazy bitch? Last week it was septic tanks and "doody residue" coming from airplane toilets. Today it's her stinking crapper at home. I think she has serious scatological issues.

SatansCheerledr
07-25-2005, 08:06 PM
"by the way, i'm moving my legs around right now for no reason, simply because i can. and i am laughing. hee hee hee hee hee."

I love you sick, evil fucks.

DowleyDooley
07-25-2005, 08:52 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a258/shogun_71/jn.jpg

NJEagle
07-25-2005, 08:54 PM
I would like to suck a fart out of Moiras ass just the french kiss her and blow it back in her mouth! And then I would fuck her in the ass and launch a load of baby batter in her hair, then get up and toss $2 on the bed and leave her to cry and eat chocolate ice cream. Hey, its my fantasy so screw you.


Why waste the 2 bucks?

NJEagle
07-25-2005, 08:58 PM
Ben's hog is soooo big, it crippled Jana

Wildcard
07-25-2005, 09:18 PM
I can't believe Banana Mouth doesn't know the difference between a Clog and a Mule. I can help. A Clog is whats up Moira's Ass, and Ben's Mule is what it would take to clear it.

Wildcard
07-25-2005, 09:20 PM
And please tell me someone Photoshoped Bens Hog Pissing on Jana's head by the pool.

nortonspanties
07-25-2005, 09:24 PM
i dontt know if anyone has but give a few min

Etherfiend
07-25-2005, 09:35 PM
"Do you have a problem with my legs?"

"No, you have a problem with your legs. Either that or you're just lazy."

Trippy
07-25-2005, 09:47 PM
Moria is my favorite trainable!

PCLoadLetter
07-25-2005, 09:49 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a258/shogun_71/jn.jpg

Holy shit! :clap: :clap: :clap:

OnePremier
07-25-2005, 09:57 PM
The phone screener on Philips show..Jana Banana
She is a cripple because God hates her.

I've got a cold, and I'm at work...and I just blew snot all over my upper lip after reading that... bravo motherfucker :clap:

montanavirus
07-25-2005, 10:11 PM
The phone screener on Philips show..Jana Banana
She is a cripple because God hates her.
The last time a brain-dead bitch in Florida had a voice that irritating the supreme court ordered the plug pulled.

What I don't understand is why when God punished her by snapping her spine he did a 1/2 ass job - she clearly deserved the full Shaivo treatment, or at least a Christopher Reeves level of punishment. God fucked up by not finishing the job and now we all have to suffer this bitch's voice.

Etherfiend
07-25-2005, 10:19 PM
The last time a brain-dead bitch in Florida had a voice that irritating the supreme court ordered the plug pulled.



:icon_eek:

BUBBA NEMESI
07-25-2005, 11:40 PM
Moira’s so Fucking Hot -

1. You must move her clit to the left or right to gain access to her abortion tunnel.
2. You can cook potatoes inside her pork chop bag, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
3. The show should be call, “Moira and the three guys who donate to her fried sperm sandwich.
4. Her jugs are giving evaporated milk.
5. Dogs howl when they smell her bleeding gash.
6. You associate pigs (or sheep) with safe sex.
7. You cannot sniff her meat curtains with out fainting.
8. You must dip your tool in jalapeño pepper juice and consult a witch doctor to remove the stench from your mule.
9. You can brew tea in her uterus.
10. Branding irons are afraid of her ass.
11. You can drop a snickers candy bar in her chocolate hole and it would never touch the sides.
12. You can experience the sensation of pain as she penetrates you from behind with her huge clit.
13. She can pound her own conk shell.
14. She can use a dildo, butt plug and a cock ring.
15. Her clit has 4 chins
16. You discover she can get off using just 2 fingers and a leg.
17. She can do an impression off herself using her own muff puppet.
18. With your fist in her mouth and a toilet seat around her head.
19. If you roll her in flour you get a McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish.
20. At noon in July, kids are on summer vacation in Florida; get out of the sun by standing in the shade of her clit.
21. Little jimmy prays at the alter of he huge clit.

mendozathejew
07-25-2005, 11:49 PM
there would be some good Moira clips from Clear and Present Danger. a dumb bitch with that name gets her neck snapped, and the name Moira is mentioned repeatedly

mendozathejew
07-25-2005, 11:50 PM
and shes not a jew, anthony said shes a wap italian trying to sound jewish for the local elderly jews

inbred
07-26-2005, 05:49 AM
to all the Moira 'fans', I just did a whois, and it appears that www.unfunnycunt.com is available for any dedicated takers...

some other ideas of mine:
www.maya-angefakejew.com
www.lungcancerofcomedy.com

For the Jana fans, some available options are:

www.noodlelegs.com
www.hotpieceofbedsoredass.com
www.bedshitter.com

inbred
07-26-2005, 05:51 AM
and as for Jana:

Jana's girlfriend had just picked her up and the two were minutes from town, traveling alone on one of the many dirt roads that surrounded Belleville. Summer vacation had begun, and Jana had oysters to juggle. Their car had just crossed railroad tracks when loose dirt suddenly gathered under the two rear tires. Jana's bucket seat swiveled and snapped as the car fishtailed into an embankment. Simple spinouts like this happen all the time on these types of roads, but this would prove a freak exception.

It was over in an instant, but the dust never cleared. Jana wondered why everything seemed so slow. She wondered why her back had twisted the way it did. Wondered why those thousands of rubber bands were constricting her chest. As her friend ran to a nearby farmhouse for help, Jana sat alone in the car, unable to help herself, wondering why she couldn't feel her legs.

Three months later, Jana was released from a Salina hospital, the owner of new hardware. Not only was she riding in a sleek wheelchair, her torso now featured a metal rod on each side of her spine. Doctors told her that she had taken her final steps.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha That's terrific...That's terrific! :icon_lol:

gumandpenneys
07-26-2005, 06:04 AM
If that`s the way it really happened god dose hate her poor atrify snatch .
hahahahahaha

ChestersLiver
07-26-2005, 06:19 AM
to all the Moira 'fans', I just did a whois, and it appears that www.unfunnycunt.com (http://www.unfunnycunt.com/) is available for any dedicated takers...

some other ideas of mine:
www.maya-angefakejew.com (http://www.maya-angefakejew.com/)
www.lungcancerofcomedy.com (http://www.lungcancerofcomedy.com/)

For the Jana fans, some available options are:

www.noodlelegs.com (http://www.noodlelegs.com/)
www.hotpieceofbedsoredass.com (http://www.hotpieceofbedsoredass.com/)
www.bedshitter.com (http://www.bedshitter.com)


noodlelegs.com = fucking hysterical!!

cbearnm
07-26-2005, 10:51 AM
Tried to start a thread, but I guess I'm too new.
Anyway, after finding Moira - Maya, I did some searching
Did you know Philips = John Edward
http://www.johnedward.net/about_John_Edward.htm

Jim Philips
Jim Philips Born and raised on Staten Island, NY, Jim exhibited psychic abilities from an extremely early age, and was deemed "special" by many in his family. Because no fuss was made over these early psychic "events," he maintained as normal a childhood as possible aside from walking a stuffed deer to school everyday. It seemed easy for Jim to develop his abilities to their fullest because of the acceptance of psychic phenomena in his family.

John Edward
Born and raised on Long Island, NY, John exhibited psychic abilities from an extremely early age, and was deemed "special" by many in his family. The fact that he would uncannily know family history and events that took place prior to his birth solidified that fact. Because no fuss was made over these early experiences, he maintained as normal a childhood as possible. Since Psychic Phenomena was so accepted by his family, it was easy for his abilities to flourish.

Can we flesh out the other "Bios".

Jeez, they can't even make up their own fake bios. Just more proof that they are unintelligent stealing hacks.

Can anyone believe a word these asses say?


Edit -----
This ought to make Jimmy Norton go nuclear
http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/heavymetalrocker/ozzypage.html

Oddo
was born in Brooklyn, New York. Growing up was not easy for Oddo, his family was very poor. He had five other brothers and sisters(Paul, Tony, Jean, Iris, and Gillian) and they had to share one bed in their small house.
Ozzy
Ozzy was one of six children. Himself,Paul,Tony,Jean,Iris,and Gillian.
continued BS.


People, are they not stealing copyrighted material from internet sources ?? Maybe the owners of these 'sources' should be notified. How about a round of Cease and Desist orders?


(How's this for a first post ?)

inbred
07-26-2005, 03:57 PM
helluva find cbear!

oh, and thank another wackbagger for "noodlelegs", he was kind enough to give that term to one of my photoshops...

Cancel the hoo hoo...

alt130
07-26-2005, 08:42 PM
Why waste the 2 bucks?

I'd say dropping the two is even more demeaning than not paying at all. "Hey cunt, here's what you're worth. Go buy yourself some bottled water to flush your toilet"

photo_grapher
07-27-2005, 04:35 AM
Because all of us single folk wish we had a worthless c sitting next to us all the time, I bring you The Moira Soundboard.

http://moirazone.sphosting.com/

Oh boy! :)

FriQ22
07-27-2005, 04:39 AM
the bios, they are a bit. Phillips and friends intentionally dug around for famous-ish peoples bio snippets to put on the intarweb.. as a goof.. ha.. not that funny really.. but then again Philipps == comedy either ..

alt130
07-27-2005, 04:44 AM
Because all of us single folk wish we had a worthless c sitting next to us all the time, I bring you The Moira Soundboard.

http://moirazone.sphosting.com/

Oh boy! :)

Nice! "sfadakkkak" has to be my fave. :D

Crazy Scott
07-27-2005, 03:31 PM
Q: how many Moiras does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: "well it takes two doesn't it? one to change the light bulb, and a wee lil Moira to suck my fucking cock!"

MonkeyMafia
07-27-2005, 04:11 PM
Tried to start a thread, but I guess I'm too new.
Anyway, after finding Moira - Maya, I did some searching
Did you know Philips = John Edward
Can we flesh out the other "Bios".


Yeah, I had made some posts in the attack thread about all their bio's...but now the whole thread seems to be missing?!?!

Grady
07-27-2005, 04:31 PM
Nice Crazy Scott, a Boondock Saints reference!!

mildewwy puss
08-05-2005, 04:37 PM
Jim philips=prune juice hillarity

TrybalRage
08-05-2005, 08:04 PM
A boondock deleted scene yet, IIRC.

Turtle
08-05-2005, 08:12 PM
Checke out the PP todaay for about 5 min. Still sucks.