Prayer for the Pests

[savethewave]

Prayer for the Pests


Oh, dear Lord!
Protect Thy Pests,
Who serve You in Your divine Vengeance,
Give them the power to smite Thy foes
With the Plague of annoyance
That is their trademark.

Protect Thy Pests oh Lord,
As they strike in righteousness
Serving as Your right arm.
Let them hold the hammer of the Virus,
And strike with great vengeance
Those who would style themselves Your equals.

Guide Thy Pests, oh dear Lord,
Show them the path to destroy Thy foes, the Hacks.
Drive them from the airwaves in disgrace,
And put the Pox upon their untalented Minions,
Guide the Army of O(mnipotence) and A(bility),
And lay cancerous polyps upon these Hacks.

We ask you this, oh dear Lord,
In Thy divine Name.

Amen.

[DonkeySausage]

is this a cross-member from "The Church of Opie"???

L-O-L

[Ralphie027]

hey donkey sausage u listen to the phillips ass fuck?

[savethewave]

No, I mean God. I really want God to visit Biblical plagues on thes hacks.

[Xyn]

And God will.

Opie IS god.

You don't deny this do you?

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

it's good to know that the disciples of the Church of Opie has us Pests in their prayers in such dark hours.:xyxthumbs

[Bunny™]

it's good to know that the disciples of the Church of Opie has us Pests in their prayers in such dark hours.:xyxthumbs
These are not dark hours.. this is the revelation of the power of the Pests. We will work together to bring down the evil of Fake Radio. This is only the beginning. I have spoken to a higher power, and asked Him for the strength and fortitude of the Pests to continue to grow...
We will prevail.
P.S. Bunny is an ordained minister, I do indeed speak to the "man upstairs".

[Greggorian Monk]

Do not worry friends, for the exalted one shall pass judgement soon and smite these heathens.
In the meantime, we will keep the faith and wage this holy war against the dePhilers.
The members of the church shall aid in this strike.

In Nomine Opie. AMEN

[Fruit Monkey]

should i be kneeling while i read this ?

[Greggorian Monk]

Only when you lay eyes upon the glorious one's sacred pelvic V.

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[invisible76]

Battle Hymn of the Pestpublic

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the pests
They are trampling out the radio hacks at their very best,
They has loosed the fateful lightning of Dougout and the rest,
The pests are marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
The pests are marching on.

I have seen them on the net on the Danza message board,
They have screenames like ELo, Yates, and ConnorOverboard,
Hopes for a mention on Norton's show is their best reward,
The pests are marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
The pests are marching on.

Opie has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat,
Philips had no idea and now his ass is beat,
The hacky theif said "bring it on" but couldn't take the heat,
The pests are marching on.

[generoso]

Should we all eat pop tarts and Yorgort washing it down with a smoothie...To prepare as well...

[savethewave]

For lo, it is written,
Wherever hack radio not of Rich Vos doth exist,
Yea, there shall be the Pests,
Proving that the Unclean Ones hath no defense
Against the shrieking Nothingness
That is the Virus.

Leviticus 4, Jackson 5

[JBLouisville]

Whichever's state has the nut that trys to physically harm Philips, will officially be the Redneck Representative state of the O and A Virus.

Im glad this is happening in Florida and not here. I ain't trustin' of some of these redneck fuckers round here. Cept maybe some damn U of K Wildcat fan.

All pray at the alter of Rick Pitino.
Divine blesser of thine Big East Conference.
Bring aloft thou Cardinals, to heights of yore.
Amen.

[savethewave]

Please, God, let Invisible 76's song be made into a full recorded piece.

Amen.

GREAT job.

[HuntingtonMike]

It's a delicious V