46 cents well spent...

[ih8Uboo-boo]

Until I heard today's show, anytime I had an incident on the road I always resorted to giving the bird anytime that someone pissed me off on the road.

Well today that changed, I was on my way to the shore and a Minivan (of course) was in the left lane doing 5 mph UNDER the 65 mph speed limit. As I started to creep up on the car the driver stuck their arm out and flipped me the bird. Needless to say I was livid so I immediately thought of Anthony's soloution. I grabbed a hand full of change.

I tried to get in the right lane to pass them but they cut me off so I jumped back into the left lane and pulled up next to the Minivan and launched my handfull of change at the car and sped off.

F'ing A'hole...

Thanks for your advice Vagina face!!!

[chopsueychris]

hah nice

i have been known to throw bottled water @ cars. usualy @ meatball heads driving with spike hear and a white tank top on listening to club mixes while driving their i-roc z or souped up civics or nissans

[ffemt19]

(AP) -- A man is dead after an apparent "road rage" incident .... [ future headline, anyone? ]

[JBLouisville]

If that lady would of been killed, the libs would of had you in jail for the rest of your life. I dont know if they have XM Radio at The Shrine of the Hog penal institutions, but if they did the stay would be swell. Woo!

[BCH]

Until I tried to get in the right lane to pass them but they cut me off so I jumped back into the left lane and pulled up next to the Minivan and launched my handfull of change at the car and sped off.


More likely, after running your car so far up the ass of this poor woman's car as to almost be parked in the trunk, she got angry and gave you the bird. Then she decided to move over to let the impatient asshole by. You however had already decided to go for the illegal pass on the right and you both moved over at the same time. Now finally back in the left lane, you pull up next to her and throw change at her. You're lucky she didn't call the cops with your tag.

Hey JB why would the Liberals have him in jail. Only the left believes in sending someone to jail for manslaughter?

[Cardinals Fan]

If that lady would of been killed, the libs would of had you in jail for the rest of your life.

rule of law > liberals > JBLouisville

Idiot.

[henryt1966]

Until I heard today's show, anytime I had an incident on the road I always resorted to giving the bird anytime that someone pissed me off on the road.

Well today that changed, I was on my way to the shore and a Minivan (of course) was in the left lane doing 5 mph UNDER the 65 mph speed limit. As I started to creep up on the car the driver stuck their arm out and flipped me the bird. Needless to say I was livid so I immediately thought of Anthony's soloution. I grabbed a hand full of change.

I tried to get in the right lane to pass them but they cut me off so I jumped back into the left lane and pulled up next to the Minivan and launched my handfull of change at the car and sped off.

F'ing A'hole...

Thanks for your advice Vagina face!!!


good work asshole. be proud of the fact that you launched loose change at someone on the road. i guess you were looking for kudos from your fellow boardies, or maybe you wished anthony read it and approved of it so you can jerk off to his post and ignore your wife, but to me you are just a fucking idiot.

hopefully someone will throw a bullet out of a gun into your skull faggot

[Dr Midnight]

good work asshole. be proud of the fact that you launched loose change at someone on the road. i guess you were looking for kudos from your fellow boardies, or maybe you wished anthony read it and approved of it so you can jerk off to his post and ignore your wife, but to me you are just a fucking idiot.

hopefully someone will throw a bullet out of a gun into your skull faggot
Now now, let's not go there!

...not that I don't agree. I hate road-assholes.

[LethalInfection]

Why has everyone turned on someone for actually acting out something they heard on the show? Right or wrong I don't think someone should be so persecuted when they do something we don't agree with. Why is no one mad at Anthony and calling him an "A-hole" or "faggot" for even mentioning it on the show, and by no means do I imply that he suggested someone go out and do it, this person did learn about it on the show. I certainly think the golf ball example was worse than the handful of coins, but again I don't think we should be so quick to criticize or blame. Kids act out stupid stunts they see on Jackass, or a kid burns down their trailer because Beavis and Butthead play with fire... all stupid choices made by otherwise normal people. This person would be held responsible for their own actions, and if the other motorist wanted to call the police or write down the tag, he would most likely be in trouble, but should we all punish him here and make a martyr of this person?

I am not going to praise this guy for what he did, but I can certainly identify with his frustration and the aggravation he felt because of this other driver. He could have handled it a different way, but who cares! Why are we judging his actions, or if you don't give him "kudos" that doesn't mean Anthony wouldn't have appreciated the guy's post and maybe had a little chuckle. Thats all I'm tryin' to say really, that's all I'm driving at, if ya think about, that's all I'm sayin'...

[MetalSign]

I know people who keep bricks in there cars for just this purpose. I personally have an aluminum bat, a knife and I just got my gun permit. Better look out!

PS, I have a centerpunch too, so's I can easily knock out windows.....

[Bunny™]

Sort of on topic here...
A little over 15 years ago, my dad and I were heading home from our cabin in central Maine after a weekend of R&R. We had some leftover lobsters in the truck, and in the summer heat, they were getting a little ripe.
We stopped at the state liquor store on the NH turnpike for a pee break and some munchies. When we came back out, we found some douche in a Range Rover had parked about 2 inches from the side of my dad's Bronco, leaving a nice ding in pop's new paintjob.
I'm not sure if it was the fact that there were about 50 other open spaces in the lot and this tool had to park on top of us, or if it was the NY license plates on the Rover, but my old man suddenly became the coolest guy in my eyes..
His eyes went from the open windows in the Range Rover to the pot of ripe lobsters in the back of his truck. -Thud thud thud- He flung those fuckers through the drivers side window of the Rover and they bounced off of the tailgate. As we drove away, I noticed that the expression on his face never changed throughout the whole incident (no we're not asian), he explained to me why sometimes its necessary to pull stunts like this once in a while instead of turning the other cheek. It was about the keeping the balance in society or something. After justifying his actions to his impressionable 13 year old son, he told me not to tell my mom. First thing we do when we get home..he tells her.

[mendoman1]

...I noticed that the expression on his face never changed throughout the whole incident (no we're not asian)...


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[ih8Uboo-boo]

More likely, after running your car so far up the ass of this poor woman's car as to almost be parked in the trunk, she got angry and gave you the bird. Then she decided to move over to let the impatient asshole by. You however had already decided to go for the illegal pass on the right and you both moved over at the same time. Now finally back in the left lane, you pull up next to her and throw change at her. You're lucky she didn't call the cops with your tag.

Since when is passing on the right, on a highway Illegal. I said that I started creeping up on the van, hoping they would change lanes at which time the driver could have gotten over. When I saw they weren't gonna move I backed off that is when I got the finger. Then they continued to stay in the LEFT lane when they had an open lane. I tried LEGALLY passing on the right, and they cut me off. That is when I decided to throw the change...


good work asshole. be proud of the fact that you launched loose change at someone on the road. i guess you were looking for kudos from your fellow boardies, or maybe you wished anthony read it and approved of it so you can jerk off to his post and ignore your wife, but to me you are just a fucking idiot.

yeah, I want approval of a group of people that i'm never going to meet nor do I care if I meet. If anthony reads the post fine, if not still fine. I wasn't looking for his approval so that I could jerkoff and ignore my wife, i can do that on my own.


hopefully someone will throw a bullet out of a gun into your skull faggot

really, i hope that someone breaks into your house, ties you up, and makes you watch while they gorilla fuck your wife and daughter then sets it on fire...

your unfunny on the radio and even less funny here.

[cableone12]

i could never do that crap cause with my luck, the person im throwing chage at is a cop, or theres a cop behind me who's gonna pull me over.

[TeamAwesome]

I've been known to throw a penny or two at someone I got pissed off at on the road. But here's one better. I keep a high powered spot light in my car. (You can get one for 25 bucks) I attach it to the cigarrette lighter outlet and when someone fucks with me I just pull up next to them and POW... let that light just beam them for a while. Works great.

[gasbuddah]

i could never do that crap cause with my luck, the person im throwing chage at is a cop, or theres a cop behind me who's gonna pull me over.

That reminds me of a little story:

In high school a bunch of buddies and I decide to cut school for a day and head up to NYC (we're from philly, so up would be the correct direction). We get there easy enough, get a 50 dollar parking ticket, and headed home. Headed down the Jersey turnpike this bitch in a little red compact cuts me off heading into the construction zone. I swerve to avoid her and grow angrier as I get through the construction. Once on the other side one of my buddies hangs a ham for this twat (that's a moon out the window, for those who don't get the ham refrence). We speed off and lauff and lauff.

Ten minutes later she catches up with us. We are still lauffing a little, and look over as she smiles and presses her NJ state troopers badge against the glass. Then she lauffed and lauffed....and we didn't. We were silent all the way to the bridge into philly, where my paranoid pal pipes up: "dude, what if they've got a roadblock waiting for us." Then we all lauffed again, on the outside anyway.

Moral of the tale: Be careful what you do to the car next to you, cause you don't know who or what they are.

[SatansCheerledr]

Keep a couple of used D batteries in the glove box.

[Fruit Monkey]

u rookies ............ i have throw it all at people bets solution u get in front of them lock up the brakes .....get out and u slap them in the face a good slap to let them know that they are your bitch now!!!!..... mother fuckers dam i drive for a living too!! see the funny looking yellow van behind you move the fuck over....... im hot ,sticky ,and not happy move mother fucker move

[DonkeySausage]

try tossing either ....................

A: Golfballs... have great flight ability and a distinctive sound when bouncing off a windsheild. Can also be used to throw at golfers in an ironic road rage incident with a beat up '89 mazda with a 4-inch exhaust on the Cross-Bronx Expressway.

or

B: Steel ball bearings. This is a little bit of a trick shot to get it right. Have a passenger (aka Bombardier) with you and engage your target. Your angle of attack is directly in front and slightly staggered to the left. Open bomb bay doors (roll the window down) and simply drop the bearing out the window. If your distance is correct, the bearing will skip off the pavement and find its new home inside the target's headlight. Works great on that asshols that is driving behind you with his brights on.

[Detox]

Get a big bottle of lotion, the squeeze type not the pump. Get in front of them and squirt it in the air onto their windshield. Wipers dont work that great on petroleum based products.

[Big Log]

Here in VA it is a *felony* to throw anything at a moving vehicle. Someone learned the hard way, when they threw a beer bottle at my window, shattering the window, and getting glass in my face. It was a real shame that I *accidently* shoved his pick up truck into the median and on its side. Boohoo. He ended up going to jail, and having to pay for the damage to my truck.

[whoisisthis]

when I go for a really long ride, I'll carry a few ball bearings in my coat pocket to throw at cars. Not to be a dick or get revenge, but to save my life. Luckily I haven't had to do it yet.

Happens all the time. Car hauling ass and doesn't see a bike right infront of them, and runs them the fuck over. I've had a few close calls. Toss a handfull of bearings behind you and wake 'em up.


may be an asshole move, but I'd rather live than be nice

[Dugout Doug]

Come on now people. Lets not break any board rules here, we wouldn't want this incredible discussion to get locked.

[BCH]

Since when is passing on the right, on a highway Illegal. I said that I started creeping up on the van, hoping they would change lanes at which time the driver could have gotten over. When I saw they weren't gonna move I backed off that is when I got the finger. Then they continued to stay in the LEFT lane when they had an open lane. I tried LEGALLY passing on the right, and they cut me off. That is when I decided to throw the change...

NYS Vehicle and traffic Code.

§ 1122. Overtaking a vehicle on the left.

The following rules shall govern the overtaking and passing of vehicles proceeding in the same direction, subject to those limitations, exceptions, and special rules hereinafter stated:

(a) The driver of a vehicle overtaking another vehicle proceeding in the same direction shall pass to the left thereof at a safe distance and shall not again drive to the right side of the roadway until safely clear of the overtaken vehicle.

(b) Except when overtaking and passing on the right is permitted, the driver of an overtaken vehicle shall give way to the right in favor of the overtaking vehicle on audible signal and shall not increase the speed of his vehicle until completely passed by the overtaking vehicle.

Sub section B indicates why she moved over eventulally. Was there an Audible signal on your part?

[ih8Uboo-boo]

Sub section B indicates why she moved over eventulally. Was there an Audible signal on your part?

there's moving over to be curteous and there's moving over to be an ass and cut someone off. I thought that it was a deliberate move to cut me off. I waited, gave them an opportunity to move over, when they didn't that is when I signaled and changed lanes...

Just curious, how many "audible" signals do you give when your passing someone???

[BCH]

there's moving over to be curteous and there's moving over to be an ass and cut someone off. I thought that it was a deliberate move to cut me off. I waited, gave them an opportunity to move over, when they didn't that is when I signaled and changed lanes...

Just curious, how many "audible" signals do you give when your passing someone???

Does screaming "Fuck You!" count?

Look, I was just trying to spin your story from the other angle. Sometimes we get too wrapped up in ourselves and we forget that the other person in an incident like this is also a person. I'm not tring to slam you. Perhaps this woman was just a malicious cunt who wanted nothing more than to impede your progress to wherever it was that you were going. If she was then I hope she caught one of the quarters right in the fucking eye. Perhaps she was just not paying attention and the combination of anger at you for what she presumed to be tailgating, and embarrasment over her poor driving caused her to lash out inappropriately and give you the bird. For which I don't feel she deserves change thrown at her. My bet is the latter scenario is the more likely one. Sometimes it's better to give the other person the benifit of the doubt. You're 30 years old now and should be coming to grips with the fact that a 15 to 30 seconds delay in your day is not worth commiting a felonious assault on another motorist.

[bonked]

Why is no one mad at Anthony and calling him an "A-hole" or "faggot" for even mentioning it on the show...

That's funny - my first response when I heard ole' vagina face mention that on the air was to state outloud "What a fucking asshole!" Hell, Burt Convey hair has even called himself one when he talks about his driving habits. Assholes that think they own the road and could care less about the people they share it with deserve a real car crash with a concrete guard rail.

Doesn't mean I don't enjoy the show - just because Ant and I agree that he is an asshole when he is behind the wheel doesn't make the show less enjoyable.

[ih8Uboo-boo]

Does screaming "Fuck You!" count?

http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/lmao.gif

Look, I was just trying to spin your story from the other angle. Sometimes we get too wrapped up in ourselves and we forget that the other person in an incident like this is also a person. I'm not tring to slam you. Perhaps this woman was just a malicious cunt who wanted nothing more than to impede your progress to wherever it was that you were going. If she was then I hope she caught one of the quarters right in the fucking eye. Perhaps she was just not paying attention and the combination of anger at you for what she presumed to be tailgating, and embarrasment over her poor driving caused her to lash out inappropriately and give you the bird. For which I don't feel she deserves change thrown at her. My bet is the latter scenario is the more likely one. Sometimes it's better to give the other person the benifit of the doubt. You're 30 years old now and should be coming to grips with the fact that a 15 to 30 seconds delay in your day is not worth commiting a felonious assault on another motorist.

I know where your coming from and I understand it is a dick move, it was a knee jerk reaction and in the context of the moment, it seemed like the right thing to do. I felt that I gave the other driver ample time to get over when they had an opening in the right lane. I was 3/4's of the way in the lane when the other car made their lane change, that's when I decided to do what I did...

I'm sorry dad... I promise that I'll work on the temper thing.

[BCH]

Just trying to help. Sorry to be preachy. Oh and the reason I know about the passing on the right thing is from when I blew by an unmarked car at 75 in the right lane. I got two tickets.

[mikepop]

I once had a person throw a BBQ chicken wing on my windsheild for cutting him off
accidently.

[DefJef]

I once had a person throw a BBQ chicken wing on my windsheild for cutting him off
accidently.

was he sippin on gin and juice while puttin down some watermelon in his escalade with spinning wheels yo?

[mikepop]

was he sippin on gin and juice while puttin down some watermelon in his escalade with spinning wheels yo?

No
It was a Big fat whiteguy
I just smiled and waved.

[OnePremier]

Get a big bottle of lotion, the squeeze type not the pump. Get in front of them and squirt it in the air onto their windshield. Wipers dont work that great on petroleum based products.

Thats the best idea...It's just a nusance instead of an actual danger, like ball bearings, golf balls, or anything that can smash a windsheild. Have that asshole have to pull over and squeege that shit off... That's what you get for cutting me of motherfucker. :clap:

[Goblin]

Until I heard today's show, anytime I had an incident on the road I always resorted to giving the bird anytime that someone pissed me off on the road.

Well today that changed, I was on my way to the shore and a Minivan (of course) was in the left lane doing 5 mph UNDER the 65 mph speed limit. As I started to creep up on the car the driver stuck their arm out and flipped me the bird. Needless to say I was livid so I immediately thought of Anthony's soloution. I grabbed a hand full of change.

I tried to get in the right lane to pass them but they cut me off so I jumped back into the left lane and pulled up next to the Minivan and launched my handfull of change at the car and sped off.

F'ing A'hole...

Thanks for your advice Vagina face!!!


Consider saving old batteries for this. It's cheaper :icon_wink

[postj]

I don't throw anything. I get in front of them and downshift. (I have manual trans.) This results in a sudden slowdown of my car *without brake lights* They've backed off every single time.

[DonkeySausage]

I do that too... dropping it from 4th to 2nd and the look on their face when the tranny catches is such satisfaction.

Now i just need a programmable message board like the ones in deli's so I can write... "You don't want to Pat Battle with me, asshole."

[Kace]

I was on the BQE right before the Battery Tunnel about a month ago and some jerk off in a minivan cut me off, so my friend who was eating a cup cake in the passenger street took it and threw it at the guys car as we were slowing down for traffic and hit the guy right in the side of the head, we laughed the entire way through the tunnel. Fuckers.

[BusyChild04]

I wish I could do this down here but you'll get shot. An 18 year old shot a 22 year old for honking at the 18 year old. Plus I drive a yellow car...the only one type of that yellow car in town...not too hard to find.

[caulfield]

you should throw turkeys. they've proven to work well in the past