I'm a Pat Battle Addict!

[led37zep]

I've gone on the Yahoo Boards to spread the good word of Pat Battle to all who come. Mainly as comments to the news stories. Please feel free to jump in on the fun...or my growing addiction to Pat Battle

http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=m&board=37138446&tid=appeoplelongoria&sid=37138446&mid=199

[led37zep]

Sorry guys...just found this one too...read the last entry and vote to save PAT BATTLE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Battle

Someone help me get laid...seriously.

[CrazyMrPoopSex]

Sorry guys...just found this one too...read the last entry and vote to save PAT BATTLE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Battle

Someone help me get laid...seriously.
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3900/batmanav4zx.gif

[mkat]

http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/2485/patbattlemodehaha7ro.th.jpg (http://img333.imageshack.us/my.php?image=patbattlemodehaha7ro.jpg)
I made this one for the fark HAHA thread.

[WhateverMJ]

Made this today, enjoy Pat Battle addicts:

http://www.thesecretlevel.com/patbattle.mp3

[jpc165]

Me and my girlfriend are also admitted Pat Battle addicts. I can't stop with the Pat Battle references.. I need help.

[loki]

Hi, my name is Frank, and I'm addicted to Pat Battle. Even if it's a bad Pat Battle reference. I still laugh, sure I add a car crash sound effect , but I still laugh. It started out small. I thought I could handle Pat Battle. But it's taken over my life. I'm hearing Pat Battle lines in my sleep, at work, and even when out with friends...Is there any help for a Pat Battle addict.

[1lilyatesbaby]

My name is Tyler, and i too am a Pat Battle addict. Its been 72 hours since my last Pat Battle line, when i called my girlfriends mother a Pat Battle axe.

[Yukon_1449]

God I love Pat Battle. Someone with some PC Skills needs to put Pat Battle ref in the scene in Casino where the guy's head is in a vice.

[peterboni]

I must be mentally challenged. I love any and all Pat Battle references. Keep them coming boys!

[Flash Virus]

PAT BATTLE PARTY ROCK

spread the pat battle

www.PatBattleBag.com

[jrewing5]

I tried to explain my Pat Battle obsession to my wife yesterday. She just couldn't grasp the concept. She thinks I'm insane.

[Turtle]

My name is Tyler, and i too am a Pat Battle addict. Its been 72 hours since my last Pat Battle line, when i called my girlfriends mother a Pat Battle axe.

I will see my mother in law on Sunday and I'm gonna rip you off!! HooHoo tell 'em Cunt

[Yukon_1449]

We need to get everyone to vote so this does not get deleted from Wikipedia. Save Pat Battle! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Battle

[Flash Virus]

We need to get everyone to vote so this does not get deleted from Wikipedia. Save Pat Battle! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Battle

how do we vote so it won't be deleted?
edit: just voted

I just changed someone's vote, he was bashing o&A.

[Monstercloud]

Just take it one Pat Battle at a time man... just one Pat Battle at a time...

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i just hope that one day we will be able to come to treat people who are addicted to Pat Battle

[MAVRIC305]

I am also an admitted Pat Battle addict. She just has this power over me, and I get scared...

Here's one for all my people inflicted with this terrible addiction:

[led37zep]

"You may have won this Pat Battle...but we'll win the war!"

[led37zep]

I am also an admitted Pat Battle addict. She just has this power over me, and I get scared...

Here's one for all my people inflicted with this terrible addiction:

That made ma laugh, I almost pat Battled in my pants.

[loki]

Mavric305....You sir , made me laugh. Well done, please keep them coming.

[Ballbuster1]

Thanks, MAV ! Love the Pat Battle stuff.:clap:

[MAVRIC305]

Thanks yall... Just remember they can't all be winners. I will keep them coming.

[jmsrules]

how about taxi driver:

you talking to *pat battle*?
i don't see anyone here....you must be talking to *pat battle*

i wish i knew how to do that....i think it would be fuuny

[loki]

MAV, stop ur killing me. Pat Battle for dinner....My wife is staring at me as i type this wondering what the hell was so funny..... I may have to trade her in for one that enjoys the Pat Battle's that life throws your way.

[MAVRIC305]

Pat Battle has taken on a life of her own... Err, mer, er..

[cableone12]

i just pissed myself Mav.(waka waka)

[Pig_Benis]

We need to get everyone to vote so this does not get deleted from Wikipedia. Save Pat Battle! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Battle

on here bio i noticed she has two children, does that make them little "battletts"?

[led37zep]

I bet her husband refers to her as a Pat Battleaxe.

[CallmeQtie]

I tried to explain my Pat Battle obsession to my wife yesterday. She just couldn't grasp the concept. She thinks I'm insane.
Yeah I am getting the same thing from my BF. He actually thought Pat Battle was the show we were attacing all week. I been saying Pat Battle for over a week now, and all I get is stupid looks from everyone. Fuck them! I love Pat Battle

[Chuckyarla]

I tried to explain my Pat Battle obsession to my wife yesterday. She just couldn't grasp the concept. She thinks I'm insane.
you are a liar, opie is not married and he is the only one who doesn't get Pat Battle.

If you are inserting Pat Battle in every conversation you need help. May I suggest the PBA. I heard they are even televising meetings. You get to relieve your Pat Battle thoughts by theowing a Pat Battling Ball at some pins at a Pat Battling Alley.

Car crash pic needed for this.

[Sajix]

Pat Battle is taking over my life. There were Pat Battle lines inserted into a dream of mine

[Maddog62]

I posted this on other PB posts. Its a good idea if somebody could make it happen.

From Conan the Barbarian:

Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

Mongolian trainee: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women! (replaced with Pat Battle)

Mongol General: That is good.

Whom ever wants it!

[Goblin]

I don't get the whole Pat Battle thing. Isn't she a fat load golfer newswoman? Oh well, have fun in your Pat Battle endeavors. :action-sm

[led37zep]

I don't get the whole Pat Battle thing. Isn't she a fat load golfer newswoman? Oh well, have fun in your Pat Battle endeavors. :action-sm


If you master the understanding of Pat Battle all of lifes mysteries become more and more clear.

"Hoo Hoo I invented black newswomen, tell em pat battle"

[shwoogie]

While reporting a shark attack in New Jersey on Live at Five (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_at_Five), listeners of the Opie and Anthony (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opie_and_Anthony) radio show interrupted her broadcast as part of their "Assault on the Media" campaign. Battle ignored them and WNBC did not have a live shot after her package completed, which is standard procedure when deranged persons attempt to disrupt live shots. Since then she has become a popular reference on this radio program: her name is used for such plays on words such as: "Pat Battlefield 2", "You sunk my Pat Battleship (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battleship_%28game%29)!", "Pat Battlestar Galactica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlestar_Galactica)", and "Pat Battle for the Planet of the Apes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_for_the_Planet_of_the_Apes)."


:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[led37zep]

Pat Battle, Pat Battle, Pat Battle

[Mindriot]

I submitted the "Pat Battle:Ram Jam Mix" you might have heard today. I hope it aided the Pat Battle addiction for you guys! As it was my first ever Audio submission.

[JOHNNY HAIRDO]

Nice job mindriot that fucking song has been in my head the whole day. Oh Pat Battle.

[Marc42]

That Wikipedia entry was awesome. Sounding serious seems like the best way to keep stuff on there. I posted some Philips Phile stuff that sounded half-way serious, but they were already tipped off by all the "Jim pees his pants" type entries. One of them stayed up for a few hours, but now it's protected.

[led37zep]

Anyone e-mailed Pat Battle about this? Does she know?

[BLACKIEhugeHANDS]

I need some Pat Battle + Godfather and Pat Battle + JFK remixes... i have 0 talent so hopefully someone out there can make me proud.

[led37zep]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3008/3472566copy4rb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Finally they combine forces. Beware of Mohr Battle!!!!!

[OnePremier]

I never understood how this obsession got started... but now I agree, Pat Battle dominates.

[OnePremier]

Theres a couple of American Beauty clips i'm working on... which do you guys think is the best one?:

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about *Pat Battle*."

or

Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And *Pat Battle* seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.

or

Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing?
Lester Burnham: Nothing.
Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating!
Lester Burnham: I was not.
Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were!
Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to *Pat Battle*

or!

Lester: "Like the time Mr. Farnard used the company MasterCard to pay for that hooker and, heh, she used the card numbers and stayed at the St. Regis for, what was it? Three months?"

Brad: "That's unsubstantiated gossip."

Lester: "That's $50,000. That's somebody's salary. That's someone who's gonna get fired because Craig has to pay *Pat Battle* to fuck him!"

Suggestions? Just don't rip me off... Hoo hoo.

[E®ic]

Our Pat Battle references have now become the #2 link on Google. Congrats.

http://homepage.mac.com/crazyeric/patbattlesearch.jpg

[charmedmeat]

For anyone who needs to explain to their friends and/or family their Pat Battle obsessions, see http://www.easeofmind.net/pat_battle/morpheus-pat-battle.mp3

[hiphopcharlie]

i got my HIV from pat battle and spread the "new virus" to my girlfriend VIVE' PAT BATTLE.

[PyThomas]

My latest PS:

http://www.thomasoverbeck.com/images/patbattlezone.jpg

[virus_farker]

Ok, I'm turning into an addict...

[led37zep]

Welcome Virus....we all share an addiction for which there is no cure.

[Nervate_Flesh]

I stink at playing with multimedia, so maybe someone can steal this idea for the show. Couple quotes from Ridley Scott's ALIENS movie:


Hudson: [Pat Battle is] coming outta the walls. [Pat Battle is] coming outta the goddamn walls, we're fucked!

Vasquez: Hey, Mira. Who's [Pat Battle]?
Ferro: She's supposed to be some kind of consultant. Apparently she saw an alien once.
Hudson: Well whoopee-fuckin'-do, hey, I'm impressed.


Maybe some other lines too

[Priest Porn]

I just sent a request into WNBC for my Official Pat Battle Autographed Picture :)

[led37zep]

ooooooooh, Why didn't I think of that? I'm stupid thats why!

I can't wait to spread the good word of "Pat Battle" at a West Coast AOTM. She'll be the most popular reporter of all time.

[Life Hack]

Something tells me that she's gonna get quite a few requests for her autograph...

[led37zep]

I miss her already. It seems like everything the show and us have run pat Battle into the ground. Maybe she rise again!

[led37zep]

Anybody get a their autographed Pat Battle headshot yet?

[Minge]

Pat Battle is very nice radio.

[hiphopcharlie]

i have been putting PatBattle.com on all my money. i can't get enough of her.

[MAVRIC305]

I am in love with the Pat Battle...

[dirtydunky]

my gf didnt get it as i made this ..... but who cares

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5146/patbf21bo.jpg

[led37zep]

I am in love with the Pat Battle...

Holy shit thats funny. Have you sent that into the show? God damn thats fucking funny. The end part I really didn't see coming. Good fucking job bro.

[pbapro2b]

:icon_mrgr All I can say is that it is good to hear that Brother Wease is winning his Pat Battle with cancer. :rolleyes:

[MAVRIC305]

Holy shit thats funny. Have you sent that into the show? God damn thats fucking funny. The end part I really didn't see coming. Good fucking job bro.

Thanks bro!

Yeah, I sent a CD with all of my clips on it. They probably got it today. Playing it is up to them... I also sang a Pat Battle ballad, that I am hoping they play. I was fucking around and wrote down some lyrics. I hope it gets played. Though, the audio may not be good enough, all I am working with is a piano and a microphone.

[Mike Foxtrot]

http://www.ordofanaticus.com/albums/album08/pb.jpg
Have you seen that Star Wars movie?
You know, people tell me I kind of look like Pat Battle.