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03-28-2002, 12:26 AM
You can see Rich Vos' apearance on Def Comedy Jam!!!!
Listen HERE (http://www.richvos.com/asf/DefJam.asf)
5:12
Anthony does an impression of Star Jones. He is playing her as the part of a shark with Jaws music in the background.
Caller Anastasia calls up. She wants to moan but Rick disapproves. She moans “damn it” “That’s it!”,” Ohh!”, “You got me!”, “Yeah! Yeah!”. Then they do some Frenchy clips and Norton insults her.
Caller Laura tries to do it better than the last caller. O&A don’t think so and grunt with her.
5:30
Caller Christine calls up and says she can do a better O and does it for them and she does only slightly better. Richard Vos is in the studio.
http://www.richvos.com/images/headshot-edit.jpgRich Vos' Website (http://www.richvos.com/home.htm)
Rich Vos
A caller rips him. Norton says he never has seen a full episode of OZ and The Sopranos. Vos riles Norton for not watching the show. Norton asks who was on the Colin Quin show.{Norton was on it.} Vos says he will make a nice boyfriend. Norton calls him a womanizing shitbag. Norton says he talks to the desk guy so he can get an alibi incase the girl might call ****. Anthony pretends to be Vos:“Say you are having a good time” and “Say you had fun” and “You wanted it you whore.” He plugs his gig in Rochester, which O&A say will be replayed at one in the morning.
6:00
Norton yells at Verizon for not being there to install his phone. Anthony does an impression James Earl Jones.
They take calls of people who think they know what Rich Vos is famous for. A caller says Vos financed the oldest Mercedes. Another caller says he has had the longest career as a drier salesman. Another caller says that Vos should pay back the money for the paint. Vos said that he got high buying cheap paint instead of good paint.
His business failed. A caller said Vos’s CD went Aluminum foil. O&A comment that he was the Halley Berry of black comedy. He made history by being the first white guy on Def Comedy Jam. O&A say they have the tape and will play it. Vos tell Norton that, “My kids have more TV credits than you.” Vos and Norton verbally fight.
When you are telling these stories, have a point, it makes it so much more interesting to the listener.
They replay his appearance on Def Comedy Jam. He acts black. Caller said it was the DEAF Comedy Jam. :p On the tape Vos says his sister said, “Once you go black, you never go back.” And Vos said, “That is because our family will not let you back in.” Vos comments that they are falling off the trees. They talk about how he acts like a black man throughout the performance. Don’t be a front-in!
Talks about Kaboobee, a black guy who Vos gave his money too when he was in high school. He killed.
Caller KABOOBEE calls up.
Vos impersonates a black guy.
Opie says the Iron Sheik is outside the studio
http://wrestlingcage.com/sheik/images/times/New-31x1.jpg (http://wrestlingcage.com/sheik/) http://www.ddtdigest.com/features/buchanan/pictures/sheik009.jpg (http://www.ddtdigest.com/features/buchanan/sheik.htm)
6:30
Iron Sheik comes on and says hi to all his wrestling fans. He sounds drunk and wasted.
Anthony said that he was a very bad guy in the day. The Iron Sheik calls America the greatest country in the world. The Iron Sheik says something intelligible. Ant asks if he has just given a code word to all the cab drivers. He tells how he left Iran and went around the world until he made it big in the Big Apple. They talk about his curly shoes and how he waved flag and how they hated him.
They talk about Bob Backland, Sgt. Slaughter, Hulk Hogan and others.
Talk about nude Greek wrestling.
6:50
They do WDTL
Listen HERE (http://www.richvos.com/asf/DefJam.asf)
5:12
Anthony does an impression of Star Jones. He is playing her as the part of a shark with Jaws music in the background.
Caller Anastasia calls up. She wants to moan but Rick disapproves. She moans “damn it” “That’s it!”,” Ohh!”, “You got me!”, “Yeah! Yeah!”. Then they do some Frenchy clips and Norton insults her.
Caller Laura tries to do it better than the last caller. O&A don’t think so and grunt with her.
5:30
Caller Christine calls up and says she can do a better O and does it for them and she does only slightly better. Richard Vos is in the studio.
http://www.richvos.com/images/headshot-edit.jpgRich Vos' Website (http://www.richvos.com/home.htm)
Rich Vos
A caller rips him. Norton says he never has seen a full episode of OZ and The Sopranos. Vos riles Norton for not watching the show. Norton asks who was on the Colin Quin show.{Norton was on it.} Vos says he will make a nice boyfriend. Norton calls him a womanizing shitbag. Norton says he talks to the desk guy so he can get an alibi incase the girl might call ****. Anthony pretends to be Vos:“Say you are having a good time” and “Say you had fun” and “You wanted it you whore.” He plugs his gig in Rochester, which O&A say will be replayed at one in the morning.
6:00
Norton yells at Verizon for not being there to install his phone. Anthony does an impression James Earl Jones.
They take calls of people who think they know what Rich Vos is famous for. A caller says Vos financed the oldest Mercedes. Another caller says he has had the longest career as a drier salesman. Another caller says that Vos should pay back the money for the paint. Vos said that he got high buying cheap paint instead of good paint.
His business failed. A caller said Vos’s CD went Aluminum foil. O&A comment that he was the Halley Berry of black comedy. He made history by being the first white guy on Def Comedy Jam. O&A say they have the tape and will play it. Vos tell Norton that, “My kids have more TV credits than you.” Vos and Norton verbally fight.
When you are telling these stories, have a point, it makes it so much more interesting to the listener.
They replay his appearance on Def Comedy Jam. He acts black. Caller said it was the DEAF Comedy Jam. :p On the tape Vos says his sister said, “Once you go black, you never go back.” And Vos said, “That is because our family will not let you back in.” Vos comments that they are falling off the trees. They talk about how he acts like a black man throughout the performance. Don’t be a front-in!
Talks about Kaboobee, a black guy who Vos gave his money too when he was in high school. He killed.
Caller KABOOBEE calls up.
Vos impersonates a black guy.
Opie says the Iron Sheik is outside the studio
http://wrestlingcage.com/sheik/images/times/New-31x1.jpg (http://wrestlingcage.com/sheik/) http://www.ddtdigest.com/features/buchanan/pictures/sheik009.jpg (http://www.ddtdigest.com/features/buchanan/sheik.htm)
6:30
Iron Sheik comes on and says hi to all his wrestling fans. He sounds drunk and wasted.
Anthony said that he was a very bad guy in the day. The Iron Sheik calls America the greatest country in the world. The Iron Sheik says something intelligible. Ant asks if he has just given a code word to all the cab drivers. He tells how he left Iran and went around the world until he made it big in the Big Apple. They talk about his curly shoes and how he waved flag and how they hated him.
They talk about Bob Backland, Sgt. Slaughter, Hulk Hogan and others.
Talk about nude Greek wrestling.
6:50
They do WDTL