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diggerdog
07-24-2005, 12:16 AM
Fuck Jimmy YOU KILLED!!!! I haven't laughed that hard since the lasttime you were here
Thanks!!
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whoisisthis
07-24-2005, 12:18 AM
so he didn't have to worry about any angry Philips Phile fans?
which one are you?
fewtoomany
07-24-2005, 12:20 AM
so he didn't have to worry about any angry Philips Phile fans?
which one are you?
The only three fans are sleeping in their retirement homes.
Hoping they may live to take a dump on a chest as smooth as Jimmy's.
diggerdog
07-24-2005, 12:21 AM
so he didn't have to worry about any angry Philips Phile fans?
which one are you?
I'm on the left, than my neighbor, lil' Jimmy, my wife, and friend. I was the dickhead throwing the shirts before the show.
XMScott
07-24-2005, 12:24 AM
I "know" 2 people that saw him
Im jealous!
jmsrules
07-24-2005, 12:32 AM
he was awesome tonight!!!!
and man, he lost alot of weight. he's dead sexy now!!!!
:)
XMScott
07-24-2005, 12:41 AM
I have heard about this weight loss, and fitness shit
What the fuck
If he is dead sezy like you say........ Well i dont know yet
A new Jimmy?
Clayton
07-24-2005, 12:56 AM
He definatly kicked ass.. i was there and took a buddy of mine that had never heard of him and he said Jimmy was the funniest person he has ever seen!
We were busting up laughing all night.. Keep up the good show Jimmy!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Zyklon B
07-24-2005, 01:09 AM
Aside from the stupid golfer loudmouth the show kicked ass like no other. Even my unfunny girlfriend liked him
jmsrules
07-24-2005, 01:14 AM
Even my unfunny girlfriend liked him
lol
Deathshead
07-24-2005, 01:33 AM
Any update on the war effort from Lil jimmy?
MetalSign
07-24-2005, 01:41 AM
he was awesome tonight!!!!
and man, he lost alot of weight. he's dead sexy now!!!!
:)
Oh you know that HIV, kinda sneaks up on you and BAM! You're in a robe and droppin' weight like a (insert witty comment here - cause I got nothin')...
Luv' ya Jimmy!
Sollus
07-24-2005, 01:44 AM
That show just fucking rocked! It was the first time I've ever saw him live and he just blew me away. That chick on the other hand just bombed big time.
Also, I think that is my head in that first shot! :icon_bigg
LilJimmiesMule
07-24-2005, 01:49 AM
I have heard about this weight loss, and fitness shit
What the fuck
If he is dead sezy like you say........ Well i dont know yet
A new Jimmy?
No, his sculpted new figure is just an effect from the HIV. At least his robe will fit much better now. Lookin good there baby.
PS Sorry I missed the show, Couldn't make it there on time tonight. Heard good things.
theclown
07-24-2005, 01:52 AM
I have heard about this weight loss, and fitness shit
What the fuck
If he is dead sezy like you say........ Well i dont know yet
A new Jimmy?
Maybe the cancer is kicking in?
(knock on wood)
Got One?
07-24-2005, 02:22 AM
jimmy f'ning KILLED, i was at the 8:00 show, front row. as far as his weight loss, jimmy addressed that as well... "it's that new HIV diet."
eh, the chick in teh beginning wasn't bad, but not great. there were a few uncomfy silences.
can't wait till the next cleveland trip. ROADSHOW NEEDED!
Got One?
07-24-2005, 02:24 AM
He definatly kicked ass.. i was there and took a buddy of mine that had never heard of him and he said Jimmy was the funniest person he has ever seen!
same here, i took someone that had only seen him on Leno, and only because i sent her the vid from foundry, she said that could be the hardest she's ever laughed.
Kid WOW
07-24-2005, 02:52 AM
He KILLED! I saw the 10:30 show, and it rocked. And he's agenuinely good guy, talking to everyone, signing merchandise and taking photos with the pests. Let's see others top THAT.
blackout-
07-24-2005, 03:11 AM
was at the earlier show, gal who went on first was yeeeeekk - least she didn't try to hide it... "Wow, i came to cleveland to watch a bunch of people stare at me like im speaking german". norton was as mentioned by 1 or 2 people, terrific!
the banana phone breakin in on the ozzy song was great haha.
houdini
07-24-2005, 03:56 AM
Couple pics:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/xHOUDINIx/Norton%20Show%20Cleveland/norton_odeon.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/xHOUDINIx/Norton%20Show%20Cleveland/odeon.jpg
Me and lil jimmy:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/xHOUDINIx/me%20pics/Me_richvos.jpg
houdini
07-24-2005, 04:01 AM
;)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/xHOUDINIx/me%20pics/Me_jimnorton.jpg
And some guy was bummed his crappy camera phone didn't take his pic right, your in luck bud if your a wackbagger, heres an alternative pic:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/xHOUDINIx/Norton%20Show%20Cleveland/somedude.jpg
FreeTheCricket
07-24-2005, 04:04 AM
Jimmy - you brought the fucking house down!!! That was one of the funniest shows I have ever heard. That fucking wigger douche that kept interrupting you got put in his fucking place.... I loved that shit. GREAT job!!! We need you to come back soon!!!!
Digital_Trauma
07-24-2005, 04:11 AM
Me and lil jimmy:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/xHOUDINIx/me%20pics/Me_richvos.jpg
you apparently didn't preview your post? :action-sm
houdini
07-24-2005, 04:14 AM
Sure did sir, that was intentional ;)
I caught the early show. Opening chick bombed, an OnA crowd isn't a walk in the park to deal with I'm sure.
Jimmy tho, hit it outta the park.
I must mention, I've never heard so many horrible "OnA" impression in one night in my entire life. You all stink.
:action-sm
Next time I hope he goes to the improv where you can sit and get served. The odeon seating was annoyingly close. Sitting next to a fat person on a plane comes to mind. Felt like I should've been at a talent show at a school or somethin'
shroomman_100
07-24-2005, 04:22 AM
GODDAMN IT!!!!
why can't Jimmy or anything of the other fucking comedians I hear on O&A come to CANADA!!!!
FUCK, I feel like I am missing out on something truely amazing and I know I am.
I know it sounds sad, but i would even see Vos if he came to canada
flyerfan116
07-24-2005, 04:38 AM
GODDAMN IT!!!!
why can't Jimmy or anything of the other fucking comedians I hear on O&A come to CANADA!!!!
FUCK, I feel like I am missing out on something truely amazing and I know I am.
I know it sounds sad, but i would even see Vos if he came to canada
cause canada fucking sucks dude. pack up your shit and move to a real country & get away from all those frech canadian faggots
Mud Duck
07-24-2005, 04:39 AM
GODDAMN IT!!!!
why can't Jimmy or anything of the other fucking comedians I hear on O&A come to CANADA!!!!
FUCK, I feel like I am missing out on something truely amazing and I know I am.
I know it sounds sad, but i would even see Vos if he came to canada
Kids in the Hall was awful.
aoy1995
07-24-2005, 05:50 AM
GODDAMN IT!!!!
why can't Jimmy or anything of the other fucking comedians I hear on O&A come to CANADA!!!!
FUCK, I feel like I am missing out on something truely amazing and I know I am.
I know it sounds sad, but i would even see Vos if he came to canada
Missing out on what? Like a dollar that is worth more than 80 cents?
generoso
07-24-2005, 08:31 AM
GODDAMN IT!!!!
why can't Jimmy or anything of the other fucking comedians I hear on O&A come to CANADA!!!!
FUCK, I feel like I am missing out on something truely amazing and I know I am.
I know it sounds sad, but i would even see Vos if he came to canada
Ehh look on the bright side ehh you guys still have Alex Trebeck ehh.... :action-sm
Jims Rottweiler
07-24-2005, 09:23 AM
GODDAMN IT!!!!
why can't Jimmy or anything of the other fucking comedians I hear on O&A come to CANADA!!!!
FUCK, I feel like I am missing out on something truely amazing and I know I am.
I know it sounds sad, but i would even see Vos if he came to canada
Damn it, Shroom, that IS fucking sad. Try watching the snow melt. It's funnier.
CTOAFan
07-24-2005, 09:26 AM
If Jimmy ever comes around here I'd go. I was actually in West Palm Beach the week after he was down there.
Mother Shucker
07-24-2005, 10:00 AM
Of course lil' Jimmy licked ass. He LOVES licking ass, hell, just the other day, Jimmy, Owen Wilson and I where....................
OOOOOOOOH, you said KICKED ass. He does that too.
PorchMonkey4Life
07-24-2005, 10:06 AM
Of course lil' Jimmy licked ass. He LOVES licking ass, hell, just the other day, Jimmy, Owen Wilson and I where....................
OOOOOOOOH, you said KICKED ass. He does that too.
OhDearLord!!
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OnANorton
07-24-2005, 10:26 AM
GREAT show. Club soda sat behind me thinkin i was a heckler. GREAT time.
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 10:34 AM
Dude we need to get together more in cleveland!! We need 1 more virus in cleveland.
Jimmy - you brought the fucking house down!!! That was one of the funniest shows I have ever heard. That fucking wigger douche that kept interrupting you got put in his fucking place.... I loved that shit. GREAT job!!! We need you to come back soon!!!!
Ohhh please elaborate on what happened here with that wigger douche, sounds like it was some classic jimmy.
Chuckyarla
07-24-2005, 11:13 AM
Also, I think that is my head in that first shot! :icon_bigg
So you give head? did jimmy approve? :action-sm
Chuckyarla
07-24-2005, 11:15 AM
you apparently didn't preview your post? :action-sm
or an attempt at humor? {it sounds like someone needs to read a ricky report** :action-sm
Jimmy definitely killed. That chick that opened bombed, bad. I was really surprised Jimmy had a chick opening for him... on the show he doesn't hide his distaste for female comics.
It was a rowdy crowd. There was one bigger guy, wearing a shirt that said something about Islam on it that did a ton of shots before the show. He was being pretty loud and when the opening act came out, CSK came RUNNING out and put his chair right behind the guy and apparently had a few choice words for him because he didn't make another peep during the rest of the show.. CSK is a lot bigger than you think.
We didn't take as many pictures as I wanted to because I was pretty drunk. I was really disappointed I didn't get a picture with Jim himself. When did he finally come out? I was waiting around by the merch. line and a security guy came out and told us if we're not buying anything we have to leave. Fucking dickhead.
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-Mike
Moneysnatch25
07-24-2005, 11:58 AM
I was at the 10:30 show and Jimmy rocked! This was my 1st time attending a comedy show and Jimmy made the experience a memorable. The chick wasn't so bad, she actually had some good lines, but when you're dealing with an "O & A" crowd, you bite the bullet. At least she stood her ground and didn't fall apart.... Jimmy, you are a God!
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 12:13 PM
I was the bigger guy wearing the Islam shirt that Jimmy loved after the show.(Islam Elenentary; My kid is the bomb) CSK did come over (course i didnt see the running) sat down and talked to me. Thought i was gona be that ass heckler that is at every show. I wasnt hammered just haven a great time. Promised everyone i was sitting around that i would shut up during the show before that bombing chick even came out. Before and after the show seem to be fair game. Did i piss anyone off around me? Let me know ill know next time. I assured CSK (who is a monster) he had nothing to worry about. He said thanks shook the hand and said "enjoy the show". Sorry wackbag for letting ya down and to anyone who had a bad time because of me.
Jimmy definitely killed. That chick that opened bombed, bad. I was really surprised Jimmy had a chick opening for him... on the show he doesn't hide his distaste for female comics.
It was a rowdy crowd. There was one bigger guy, wearing a shirt that said something about Islam on it that did a ton of shots before the show. He was being pretty loud and when the opening act came out, CSK came RUNNING out and put his chair right behind the guy and apparently had a few choice words for him because he didn't make another peep during the rest of the show.. CSK is a lot bigger than you think.
We didn't take as many pictures as I wanted to because I was pretty drunk. I was really disappointed I didn't get a picture with Jim himself. When did he finally come out? I was waiting around by the merch. line and a security guy came out and told us if we're not buying anything we have to leave. Fucking dickhead.
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-Mike
Pete from CT
07-24-2005, 12:17 PM
he was awesome tonight!!!!
and man, he lost alot of weight. he's dead sexy now!!!!
:)
Wow, you mean Jimmy's mom was right about the trreadmill?!!!
CRKhead
07-24-2005, 12:20 PM
GODDAMN IT!!!!
why can't Jimmy or anything of the other fucking comedians I hear on O&A come to CANADA!!!!
FUCK, I feel like I am missing out on something truely amazing and I know I am.
I know it sounds sad, but i would even see Vos if he came to canadaDude, just move out of America Junior and you'll be eligible for all the benefits we enjoy down here.
CrashCat
07-24-2005, 12:24 PM
I was the bigger guy wearing the Islam shirt that Jimmy loved after the show.(Islam Elenentary; My kid is the bomb) CSK did come over (course i didnt see the running) sat down and talked to me. Thought i was gona be that ass heckler that is at every show. I wasnt hammered just haven a great time. Promised everyone i was sitting around that i would shut up during the show before that bombing chick even came out. Before and after the show seem to be fair game. Did i piss anyone off around me? Let me know ill know next time. I assured CSK (who is a monster) he had nothing to worry about. He said thanks shook the hand and said "enjoy the show". Sorry wackbag for letting ya down and to anyone who had a bad time because of me.Wait then, so who was the guy in the front right who Jimmy yelled at for heckling in the middle of a bit? I had just assumed it was your loudmouth ass because you were yelling before the show... not that I gave a shit since Jim came back strong.
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 12:26 PM
na that was some golfer up there. They said b 4 the show that they were like Cle Hts cops or something like that. Not me man. I wasnt gona mess up lil Jimmy.
stinkslikesex
07-24-2005, 12:41 PM
Went to the 1030 show. lil' jimmy KILLED! Jim Norton is a class act with the fans. Loved how he tied the show in with the act.
Goblin
07-24-2005, 12:59 PM
I hope Jimmy comes to Central NY soon. He's a funny mofo. I should have fuckin'
drove the 7 hours to Cleveland I guess.
BuffaloCody
07-24-2005, 01:58 PM
great fuckin show last nite...made the 10:30 show coming from Buffalo...ill have a pic or two up in a bit...
..also, you guys might have recognized me...tall fat kid...tie dyed shirt...white sawx cap, sweatin my balls off in line after running from the parking garage
GoneInSixMonths
07-24-2005, 02:15 PM
jimmy rocked. wish those asses were a bit nicer for lisa.
BuffaloCody
07-24-2005, 02:17 PM
during every one of her bombs i said to myself "oh good lord"
SeattleJennifer
07-24-2005, 02:28 PM
GODDAMN IT!!!!
why can't Jimmy or anything of the other fucking comedians I hear on O&A come to CANADA!!!!
FUCK, I feel like I am missing out on something truely amazing and I know I am.
I know it sounds sad, but i would even see Vos if he came to canada
Norton needs to do some shows in Seattle/Canada. I saw that Vos is coming to Seattle end of August/early Sept. Maybe he'll stop up in Canada (or just come down to Seattle if you're in Vancouver). We desperately need some good comedy in this city. I'm trying to spread the virus - need more Seattle fans.
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 02:44 PM
I asked him in cleveland what the plans were for another city. He said he is gona be taping for HBO so its gona be a lil while.
FreeTheCricket
07-24-2005, 03:13 PM
na that was some golfer up there. They said b 4 the show that they were like Cle Hts cops or something like that. Not me man. I wasnt gona mess up lil Jimmy.
I thought that dude was a wigger. I was up in the balcony - which I might add was awesome because we had comfy chairs, a table, and lots of room - and from up there the dude looked white. The best part was when that ass followed up some stupid ghetto saying with that dumb "ya know, b" thing that golfers and wiggers say. Jimmy saying "really, b?" or something like that (I was wasted) was fucking priceless. I wanted CSK to just pound the dude. By the way - Kenny is a damn monster. I am 6' 3" 250, and he was easily 4-5 inches taller than me and 50 lbs heavier. Damn is he huge.
during every one of her bombs i said to myself "oh good lord"
I found myself thinking "errrr..... crash!!" every time she bombed, which was alot. She just was NOT funny. There were a few chuckles, but overall I just felt so uncomfortable watching her. Maybe she was better at the 10:30 show, but I found myself checking my watch every 5 minutes to try to guess how much longer she had left. Her weak marriage jokes were AWFUL!
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 03:16 PM
Ya that dude was like 4 people away from me. Total golfer.
Wasn't jimmy growing out his hair for the HBO show? Did he give up on that idea?
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 03:29 PM
Doono looked good though. Dropped a few and complection isnt urinal but now coffee stain.
BuffaloCody
07-24-2005, 03:35 PM
Me n Lil' Jimmy
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9976/menjimmy6jm.jpg
BuffaloCody
07-24-2005, 04:05 PM
btw...anyone know the name of the sabbath song jimmy comes out to? gotta love the segue into banana phone then back into the sabbath song
FreeTheCricket
07-24-2005, 05:08 PM
Yeah, that banana phone thing got me laughing my ass off. My buddy, who doesn't have XM, was like, "what the hell is that?" I told him he had to be there when they did it, or else it just wouldn't make sense.
houdini
07-24-2005, 05:43 PM
btw whats up w/ the 12 yr old kids w/ the pest shirts?
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 05:44 PM
Yea i seen that i still havent gotten mine..
FreeTheCricket
07-24-2005, 05:53 PM
btw whats up w/ the 12 yr old kids w/ the pest shirts?
And why in the hell did they have the "space commander" cell phone ear thingies? I saw one dude ask one of them where the will call was, and the kid just looked at him like an idiot. Little bastards.
SmokeyMcPot
07-24-2005, 07:14 PM
great show! the chick in the begining didnt bomb, she was ok, some laughs...there was this loud fat guy who was drinking heavily, CSK shutup him up quick though (called him a needledick or something from the stage). then right in front of me there were 2 golfers WASTED and yelling at jimmy, he had great come backs, but they were being really annoying. waaaay more annoying than the fat guy CSK shutup. what pissed me off is the confiscated all my wow stickers at the door :(
ohh and i did hear someone scream "WHERE IS SMOKEYMCPOT!!!!?!??!" i looked but didnt see who that was. i was the really tall guy (6' 5" ) in the NORML shirt
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 07:26 PM
I was the fat guy . CSK did come over sat down and talked to me. Thought i was gona be that ass heckler that is at every show. I wasnt hammered just haven a great time. Promised everyone i was sitting around that i would shut up during the show before that bombing chick even came out. Before and after the show seem to be fair game. Did i piss anyone off around me? Let me know ill know next time. I assured CSK (who is a monster) he had nothing to worry about. He said thanks shook the hand and said "enjoy the show". Sorry wackbag for letting ya down and to anyone who had a bad time because of me.
great show! the chick in the begining didnt bomb, she was ok, some laughs...there was this loud fat guy who was drinking heavily, CSK shutup him up quick though (called him a needledick or something from the stage). then right in front of me there were 2 golfers WASTED and yelling at jimmy, he had great come backs, but they were being really annoying. waaaay more annoying than the fat guy CSK shutup. what pissed me off is the confiscated all my wow stickers at the door :(
ohh and i did hear someone scream "WHERE IS SMOKEYMCPOT!!!!?!??!" i looked but didnt see who that was. i was the really tall guy (6' 5" ) in the NORML shirt
w9xxx
07-24-2005, 07:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shroomman_100
GODDAMN IT!!!!
why can't Jimmy or anything of the other fucking comedians I hear on O&A come to CANADA
stop wineing canadian. Try living in Kanab, Utah. It's so boring people line the streets To watch the garbage truck on tuesdays.
scottieb
07-24-2005, 08:10 PM
EXCELLENT show. I went to the 8PM show and Norton, of course, killed. He did an excellent job killing the golfer who Norton called "Don Ho" (Norton: "That's an accurate reference, sir...you're a fat guy w/ a hat!"), and when the golfer told Jimmy, "Suck my dick!", Norton INSTANTLY came back with, "Ahhh, don't try to make up already!"
He was also, as always, SO cool w/ the fans after the show. He took dozens of pictures, signed shit that wasn't even his stuff (the guy who brought the pic of Pat Battle was my favorite), and was more than accomodating to the pests. My wife was the very last one to get a picture w/ him after the first show, and he was as nice to us at the end as he was to the first person there. Norton, as always, tactless on stage, but nothing short of a class act off stage to his fans.
:clap: :clap: :clap:
jmsrules
07-24-2005, 08:10 PM
I was the fat guy . CSK did come over sat down and talked to me. Thought i was gona be that ass heckler that is at every show. I wasnt hammered just haven a great time. Promised everyone i was sitting around that i would shut up during the show before that bombing chick even came out. Before and after the show seem to be fair game. Did i piss anyone off around me? Let me know ill know next time. I assured CSK (who is a monster) he had nothing to worry about. He said thanks shook the hand and said "enjoy the show". Sorry wackbag for letting ya down and to anyone who had a bad time because of me.
you loud fuck.....don't ever change!!!!!
:)
i'm the one that suggested to sing happy b-day.
:)
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 08:15 PM
Cool man thanks for a bit i thought i was a total ass. GOOD call on the B day wounder if the second show did it?
you loud fuck.....don't ever change!!!!!
:)
i'm the one that suggested to sing happy b-day.
:)
scottieb
07-24-2005, 08:22 PM
[QUOTE=NORTONnFRIENDS]I was the fat guy . CSK did come over sat down and talked to me.
Dude, I was sitting right by the aisle and HEARD CSK coming and when I look over and see his ass throw that folding chair down and sit right behind you, I thought it was "Game Over, Man..." I didn't think you were that bad, but I guess CSK wanted to knock any shenanigans off early for the opener. She was holding her own, and was even disappointed in the fact that you weren't playing along anymore.
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 08:26 PM
I didnt do anything really, thats the funny part. I didnt even know he was pissed. He was cool and i let him know i wasnt a tool but a pest. CSK would have ripped my head off and shit down my neck. Jesus Christ he was huge. My big ass felt small. I was profiled! lol
diggerdog
07-24-2005, 09:26 PM
ohh and i did hear someone scream "WHERE IS SMOKEYMCPOT!!!!?!??!" i looked but didnt see who that was. i was the really tall guy (6' 5" ) in the NORML shirt
that was me. I should of assumed the guy w/ the NORML shirt would be "smokeymcpot" sorry I didn't get a chance to meet you.
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 09:34 PM
I seen ya but didnt think. Dude we all need to get together here in cleveland and take this city over for the boys.
Stiff Kleenex
07-24-2005, 09:40 PM
Jimmy absolutely destroyed at the 10:30 show.. i was the older dumbass that made it up on stage.. he's my personal god and hero.
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 09:41 PM
Rock on man u made the stage??????
Stiff Kleenex
07-24-2005, 09:48 PM
yeah.. we were front row center with PEST shirts.. unofficial ones unfortunately.. but he pulled us up.. i creamed myself twice =op
SeanH529
07-24-2005, 09:56 PM
Hey Guys, NortonNfRIENDS DON'T EVEN worry about it I was the guy you bought a shot at BW3 and we passed out all the WOW stickers in the line. I was also the douche who threw up the "2 HOURS FROM TOLEDO" with my 4 chubby little fingers! You didn't ruin the show whatsoever. I was yelling comments, but in NO WAY was it to ruin the shows. You could tell when Jimmy was ready to interact with the crowd and thats when I made comments. I thought the crowd was pretty tame to tell ya the truth. Everyone was on good behavior.
Lisa the first girl, yea she was kinda ruff, she wouldn't leave me alone and I wasn't even doing anything :) She said I was cute,...which I wish I could have said the same :( AWESOME SHOW and I had a blast. I hope all you guys at the 8:00 show got stickers cause we passed them out before the show and tried to give them to everyone that wanted them.
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 10:08 PM
Hey Guys, NortonNfRIENDS DON'T EVEN worry about it I was the guy you bought a shot at BW3 and we passed out all the WOW stickers in the line. I was also the douche who threw up the "2 HOURS FROM TOLEDO" with my 4 chubby little fingers! You didn't ruin the show whatsoever. I was yelling comments, but in NO WAY was it to ruin the shows. You could tell when Jimmy was ready to interact with the crowd and thats when I made comments. I thought the crowd was pretty tame to tell ya the truth. Everyone was on good behavior.
Lisa the first girl, yea she was kinda ruff, she wouldn't leave me alone and I wasn't even doing anything :) She said I was cute,...which I wish I could have said the same :( AWESOME SHOW and I had a blast. I hope all you guys at the 8:00 show got stickers cause we passed them out before the show and tried to give them to everyone that wanted them.
Thanks man i had fun. Guess that double kicked ya. Sorry dude. Keep me on hand. Im gona work hard spreading the virus in cleveland. Need stickers and wackbaggers for atom work.
SeanH529
07-24-2005, 10:12 PM
ATOM in Cleveland would be great! We need to get Jim Donovan!!!
FreeTheCricket
07-24-2005, 10:41 PM
I was also the douche who threw up the "2 HOURS FROM TOLEDO" with my 4 chubby little fingers!
I hope all you guys at the 8:00 show got stickers cause we passed them out before the show and tried to give them to everyone that wanted them.
Yeah, dude... you gave me a good laugh with that. It was like asking a kid how old they are, and having them respond "This many!" while holding up their fingers. Loved it. As far as the stickers go, they took most of them from everybody. Damn communists.
SeanH529
07-24-2005, 10:49 PM
Hey I'm glad Jimmy rolled with it...haha..it cracked me up!! one of those things where right when your done doing it you say "oh no....what the hell did I just do"
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 10:59 PM
That is, i think, is what he is looking for. He wants a lil interaction. I yelled PAT BATTLE and he replied. It was great. He got me good. I was buyn a cd in the back there and i yelled "jimmy how about some liddy" he said "um no!" Fuck you Jimmy i love ya.
Sollus
07-24-2005, 11:00 PM
The woman took my stickers before I got in the show. My dumbass wasnt quick enough to put them in my pocket in time.
OnANorton
07-24-2005, 11:01 PM
Same here. Left my hockey helmet in the bus.
Sollus
07-24-2005, 11:21 PM
Ha I was standing right in front of you in the line the Spread the Virus shirt on.
jimmysnipples
07-24-2005, 11:40 PM
Jimmy rocked Here's a link to my photos
http://www.geocities.com/concertsbuffalo/norton.html
FreeTheCricket
07-24-2005, 11:45 PM
Huh. I was right behind Paul in line. He and another guy were enjoying some of nature's little miracle. It was funny. My buddy was wondering what the hell was up with the shirt.
Ha I was standing right in front of you in the line the Spread the Virus shirt on.
Which one? There were about 100. :rolleyes:
Sollus
07-24-2005, 11:49 PM
No in front of NORTONandFRIENDS.
Zyklon B
07-25-2005, 12:04 AM
I was the guy with the Rusty Trombone shirt up in front of that waste of life golfer loudmouth. He was talking on his phone and trying to keep his drunk boyfriend from passing out. I was so happy when Jimmy started screwing with him. Someone in the crowd called him a faggot and Jim replied "if I was a faggot, I'd be fucking your father , stupid."
Orenthal
07-25-2005, 12:24 AM
Halfway thru the 10:30 show it hurt too much to laugh. I've seen Chappelle and DL at the Improv and Jimmy blew them away.
Awesome show Jimmy!
BuffaloPaul
07-25-2005, 12:26 AM
Jimmy rocked Here's a link to my photos
http://www.geocities.com/concertsbuffalo/norton.html
Great job on the webpage, Mike! :clap::clap::clap:
Here are some more from my camera...
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BuffaloPaul
07-25-2005, 12:30 AM
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hibby
07-25-2005, 12:40 AM
Sean - although the first comic wasn't an absolute supermodel, I didn't think she was too bad - In the right situation, I'd be all over it - I guess different tastes for different people.
Jimmy was awesome - I wouldn't tap THAT though
I really didn't expect him to be at the merchandise booth - I thought that was awesome - now I need to find a big t-shirt picture frame to put his autographed yellow discipline shirt in!
Carples
07-25-2005, 12:41 AM
Norton needs to do some shows in Seattle/Canada. I saw that Vos is coming to Seattle end of August/early Sept. Maybe he'll stop up in Canada (or just come down to Seattle if you're in Vancouver). We desperately need some good comedy in this city. I'm trying to spread the virus - need more Seattle fans.
Vos and Bonnie were in Edmonton a few months ago, i would drive down to Seattle to see him for sure!
PooMan
07-25-2005, 01:49 AM
Cleveland show at 10:30 owned, and i was the middle pest neither tall, nor small, fat, and insecure. the show was awesome i cant wait till get my pictures developed, we were there at the sticker stop since like 4:30 or sometime like that.
greginnashville
07-25-2005, 02:27 AM
He took dozens of pictures, signed shit that wasn't even his stuff (the guy who brought the pic of Pat Battle was my favorite), and was more than accomodating to the pests.
http://myspace-682.vo.llnwd.net/00167/28/64/167324682_l.jpg
It's going above my toilet.
Po'sUke
07-25-2005, 03:17 AM
Holy Crap Carples, another Calgary O and A fan.Suddenly I don't feel quite as alone in the world.I'm praying Jimmy will make a Seattle show.MY wife works for Westjet so I could fly it there cheap.
It's not easy being a fan in the middle of the artic.
Norton needs to do some shows in Seattle/Canada. I saw that Vos is coming to Seattle end of August/early Sept. Maybe he'll stop up in Canada (or just come down to Seattle if you're in Vancouver). We desperately need some good comedy in this city. I'm trying to spread the virus - need more Seattle fans.
Hello Exactly!!!!
"Seattle gets Norton. Don't make a fucking maniac out of me. Seattle gets Norton."
Po'sUke
07-25-2005, 03:48 AM
I'd love a Seattle show just so my Asian Wife could tell Lil' Jimmy how much she enjoyed the show with her blank expressionless face.
BuffaloPaul
07-25-2005, 09:43 AM
I was the bigger guy wearing the Islam shirt that Jimmy loved after the show.(Islam Elenentary; My kid is the bomb) CSK did come over (course i didnt see the running) sat down and talked to me. Thought i was gona be that ass heckler that is at every show. I wasnt hammered just haven a great time. Promised everyone i was sitting around that i would shut up during the show before that bombing chick even came out. Before and after the show seem to be fair game. Did i piss anyone off around me? Let me know ill know next time. I assured CSK (who is a monster) he had nothing to worry about. He said thanks shook the hand and said "enjoy the show". Sorry wackbag for letting ya down and to anyone who had a bad time because of me.
NORTONnFRIENDS,
You were actually one of the people I thought was pretty cool for trying to get the Cleveland O&A fans going. You gave me a WOW sticker in the the Buffalo Wing bar, (which was taken away from me while I waited in line)... what the hell was up with that?
I also couldn't believe Jimmy's choice in an opening act. She represented everything that is bad about women comedians, and the only thing I could think that she was giving him some good head for the spot. I am a bit jaded, though... a couple years ago I seen Jimmy in Buffalo and he had Robert Kelly open for him... now THAT was a fucking hysterical show ALL AROUND. This was when they were first pulled off of regular radio, but Jimmy had booked this through WBUF (the old Buffalo affiliate). Bob Kelly wasn't known by the O&A audience at the time... and I am so glad he is part of the new XM show... he is a pisser.
Check out the old pictures from that show...
Lil' Jimmy Norton Comes to Buffalo (http://www.buffnet.net/%7Epaulk/norton.html)
Well.. it was great meeting you "NORTONnFRIENDS"...
...keep the virus spreading in Cleveland! http://64.21.69.47/images/smilies/appl.gif
FreeTheCricket
07-25-2005, 10:07 AM
You gave me a WOW sticker in the the Buffalo Wing bar, (which was taken away from me while I waited in line)... what the hell was up with that?
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Yeah dude... I was right behind you. Saw the chick with the clipboard walk up and take it from you. That was weak. I was the big chubby guy in jeans and a white button down shirt that had a lil buddy in almost the same outfit. We showed up at 7:15 and had to go all the way back down to where you were. That line was outrageous. My buddy isn't an O&A fan, so I had to explain what was going on, so I couldn't get involved in all the tomfoolery. He did want to know what was up with your shirt, though. :)
Phildo
07-25-2005, 11:17 AM
I was the bigger guy wearing the Islam shirt that Jimmy loved after the show.(Islam Elenentary; My kid is the bomb) CSK did come over (course i didnt see the running) sat down and talked to me. Thought i was gona be that ass heckler that is at every show. I wasnt hammered just haven a great time. Promised everyone i was sitting around that i would shut up during the show before that bombing chick even came out. Before and after the show seem to be fair game. Did i piss anyone off around me? Let me know ill know next time. I assured CSK (who is a monster) he had nothing to worry about. He said thanks shook the hand and said "enjoy the show". Sorry wackbag for letting ya down and to anyone who had a bad time because of me.
I was the guy you got the extra ticket from......I thought you were just fine...My girlfreind and I did laugh when CSK sat behind you for bit though. We took my fiance's mom and she loved it. She is a manager at a BK and she's putting a WOW sticker in the stor window now!!!! I got a bunch of WOW stickers from you guys.....gonna paste em on some amish buggies. My fiance was all pissed cause there was a picture outside the bath room that was of a news headline that said "BATTLEGROUND" she had a marker and was gonna write PAT BATTLEGROUND on it and have Jimmy come over for a pic......but the bouncers kicked us out.
OnANorton
07-25-2005, 02:19 PM
Thanks everyone, i loved being there with you all. Rock on. It wasnt the booze either. I get fired up around other O and A Fans. Lets rock cleveland and show them where here. Phildo yall were good times. I tried to get people to wow didnt work. Ill try harder next time.. LETS GET TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!
Phildo
07-25-2005, 03:02 PM
If the woman's mom wouldn't have been there I think she would have show'd the 38DD's.......
Voss's Tumor
07-25-2005, 03:10 PM
I was out of town when he came through Dallas. :(
OnANorton
07-25-2005, 09:14 PM
Nice well is the buffalo trip going to happen? Im in let me know.
PooMan
07-25-2005, 09:16 PM
gah i would but 6 hours is long enough as is, bleh.
BuffaloPaul
07-25-2005, 10:25 PM
Huh. I was right behind Paul in line. He and another guy were enjoying some of nature's little miracle. It was funny. My buddy was wondering what the hell was up with the shirt.
Yeah dude... I was right behind you. Saw the chick with the clipboard walk up and take it from you. That was weak. I was the big chubby guy in jeans and a white button down shirt that had a lil buddy in almost the same outfit. We showed up at 7:15 and had to go all the way back down to where you were. That line was outrageous. My buddy isn't an O&A fan, so I had to explain what was going on, so I couldn't get involved in all the tomfoolery. He did want to know what was up with your shirt, though. :)
Alright... you brought it up twice and am not sure what you mean?...
http://www.geocities.com/concertsbuffalo/paul.jpg
It's my party shirt I usually end up wearing. I think I wore it during the Boston event as well... is that what your talking about?
Nice well is the buffalo trip going to happen? Im in let me know.
Who is talking about a Buffalo trip?
Are you Cleveland guys thinking of making the drive here?
Let me know what your talking about "NORTONnFRIENDS"!?! :action-sm
(Location: London, Ontario, Canada)
GODDAMN IT!!!!
why can't Jimmy or anything of the other fucking comedians I hear on O&A come to CANADA!!!!
FUCK, I feel like I am missing out on something truely amazing and I know I am.
I know it sounds sad, but i would even see Vos if he came to canada
This is why Norton should book another show in Buffalo. The old Toronto fans would come (and all the Canadian fans in general) would probably make the trip. With Niagara Falls here and all the casinos on both sides of the bridge now, there is plenty of shit to check out for tourists.
PooMan
07-25-2005, 11:07 PM
im not thinking of it christ, im not from cincinatti and getting to that one took long enough
jimmysnipples
07-25-2005, 11:28 PM
(in regard to a Buffalo Show) I think it's long overdue. I know jimmy is only doing little one off shows, but there is no reason not to come up and do a show at the Tralf or maybe the Statler Ballroom. I really would like to see this show happen. What can we do to bring it about?
FreeTheCricket
07-26-2005, 12:57 AM
Alright... you brought it up twice and am not sure what you mean?...
[center]http://www.geocities.com/concertsbuffalo/paul.jpg
[left]It's my party shirt I usually end up wearing. I think I wore it during the Boston event as well... is that what your talking about?
Boy, I sure am a tool aren't I? He thought it was some kinda o&a thing, and I wasn't sure if you were going for a Steve C. impersonation, or if that's just your unique style. Now, as I see it without the haze of beer, I realize it isn't flames, so it ain't a Steve shirt. Peace out. :action-sm
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