Jana is the hot one

[Chuckyarla]

Okay here is the thread for us to discuss the banana and what we think of her. Some of us want to give her a personal banana, while others like to escort her down a fligt of steps

[bucket-of-aids]

I'd like to dump a load in her and then push her down an escalator.

[Marc42]

Jana is definately , er, well, kind of amusing...occasionally. The fact that Phillips calls her stupid pretty regularly makes me want to be nice to her.

[ol banjo lip]

i gotta admit when thet were tlking about what was behind ants goatee,she said strechmarks, kinda funny

[Pud2004]

I would like to grab her around the waist and swing her wet-noodle legs around....I think it would be fun.

Then I would finger her asshole.

[freak8]

she's the cute one

so

attack the ugly hole

[DoucheSatchel]

I think it would be fun to take progressively larger objects and violate lil ole atrophy boxes bunghole with them to see how far she'll stretch before she tears, we could have her play " guess what's in my depends" while we did it.

[TJLamb0518]

Jana? The Super-Friend?


Shape of...an ERECTION!

[biometricks]

http://philips.wtks.com/timages/page/philips_jana.jpg
haha, her awful legs don't work.

[whoisisthis]

we belong together.

[MetalSign]

I think you're all missing the point. She's crippled, so as we all know, she is useless to society. I'd love to tip her over and down a flight of stars.

-End

[bkbigfish]

Breaking News from Shephard Smith...

"This just in folks, reports are kind of sketchy, but there seems to be a string of explosions around the Orlando, Florida area. Oddly enough, it seems wheelchair ramps are the targets."

[Xyn]

Pauls kind of girl

[Tax Kuntz]

http://img342.imageshack.us/img342/5366/onaboston411050033zz.jpg


HMMMM........

[biometricks]

Yeah, i was thinking about Fred too. I can't even imagine two cripples trying to bang... it's too hot.

[Xyn]

Fred and Jana, naked, an empty hot tub, some dildos...

I'd pay to see that

[Greggorian Monk]

wheelchair jousting anyone?

[Begbie]

I'd say jana's the funny on that show. She had that great one-liner about how the name Cummy-uh sounds like a good basketball player and then proceeded to use that in a sentence..."basket scored by.......CUMMY-UHHHH!!!!'. It had me in stitches all night. I mean, to think that the name Cumia actually does sound like a basketball player was funny enough, but to add in an example so outrageous as that one was.......she should be the one on Leno!

cripples = always funny

[Lil' Doe]

i personally wanna stand underneather her chair, tip it over and cut a hole out and stick it in the ol' puddin hole. then make her say i love how you feel against my wheel chair as i slam her in the dead brown spot.

[29 year old Dav]

The least annoying person on the show. least annoying cripple in the O&A universe. best looking girl named Jana I know. I still haven't marked cripple off the list of small subgroups I have banged (unless you count retarded or comatose, but I think there is a distinction). I hate Philips, Jana not so much.

[24hrs-left]

I thought her thought provoking discussion about the sound women make as they walk with their clogs was brilliant, some bitch who can't put two feet on the ground talking about shoes. She used to review porn movies as a bit on the show, at that time I didn't know she was a usless piece. Now I have this image of a useless hole ooozzzing a nice wet spot in her chair

[WhackFlash]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: My kingdom to the Pest that slaps a WOW sticker on the back of her chair.

I also think we should make her a friend to the show while we shit on the rest of them. Send her cards and flowers and stuff. You know on some level she will be flattered while the rest of them just continue to writhe in that shitfester they call a show. Can you imagine how pissed Jim would be if he saw a bouquet of flowers on her desk signed "To Jana, Love, The Pests"

[Pvt.Douchebag]

Goddamn, consider it done. Those flowers will be there tommorrow by showtime. I think Ill put Fred's name on it. Consider it my N00b membership fee. Maybe $20 worth of roses.

Caught the virus during the premium time and now Im as infected as Jimmy's lymph nodes. :icon_evil

Be evil.

[Jonny_Thunder]

And I thought that I was the only sick asshole that wanted to make Jana shit the bed. (Right Paul, you English cripple fucker???)

[WhackFlash]

nice.

[led37zep]

http://philips.wtks.com/timages/page/philips_jana.jpg
haha, her awful legs don't work.



You sick bastard...made me laugh my ass off.

[WhackFlash]

Goddamn, consider it done. Those flowers will be there tommorrow by showtime. I think Ill put Fred's name on it. Consider it my N00b membership fee. Maybe $20 worth of roses.

Caught the virus during the premium time and now Im as infected as Jimmy's lymph nodes. :icon_evil

Be evil.

Excellent! Send it from "The Pests"...I'll send her a purdy card tomorrow. "Thinking of you, Love, The Pests." Remember....if we're nice to just one of them, it will piss off the others more.

[Pig_Benis]

once we finally get our phones back from 3-7 ill will be saying something along the lines of, "I was talking to your Mable King impersonator about being a mushy leg nothing."

[atxklown]

They call her Banana because she is named Jana, good thing her name didn't rhyme with Turnip.

~~~Look at me a year and half and I reached 100 posts :clap:

[Neo_Is_God]

ah look its ol' floppy legs

[BallButter]

I think she's hot for a bitch on wheels. I'd give ole spaghetti spine a roll in the hay.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I love Jana...but I'm not gonna lie, everyone wants to shove big things in her box or put it in her dumper...she's a parapalegic, can't feel anything down there.

That's why I want to shove my cock in her nose and cum in her ear

[Evilpete]

Yeah, i was thinking about Fred too. I can't even imagine two cripples trying to bang... it's too hot.

probably look like a crash in turn one of Daytona

[FriQ22]

yah know Jana had never even watched the 3 stooges until a few months ago.. didnt have a clue who they were.. odd little jelly-legged broad i'd say

[ClownFrog]

The card should read " Roses are red, violets are blue. Your legs don't work but we'd still fuck you.

[CallmeQtie]

The card should read " Roses are red, violets are blue. Your legs don't work but we'd still fuck you.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[ClownFrog]

Thank you Thank you. I try .

[Phildo]

It's not like she's gonna kick you off......I'd nail "ol Noodle Legs.

[ClownFrog]

Team America : NICE ! Best Line : Prove You're not a Traitor , Suck My Dick

[savethewave]

It's not like she's gonna kick you off......I'd nail "ol Noodle Legs.

Yesterday on the show, a guy called in with trivia questions, and "Ol' Overcooked Asparagus Legs" got the high score. She is the only person on that show whom I like even a little bit.

[Rob]

The card should read " Roses are red, violets are blue. Your legs don't work but we'd still fuck you.

wow...

[dog_liverbuster]

this is 'ol rubber legs right? if so, i wanna stretch her busted up legs over her head, fuck her in the ass, cum all over her twisted up back, and then toss her off the roof of my barn and into a hay bailer! :icon_evil

[ClownFrog]

wow...

And Goodnight

[dog_liverbuster]

I love Jana...but I'm not gonna lie, everyone wants to shove big things in her box or put it in her dumper...she's a parapalegic, can't feel anything down there.

That's why I want to shove my cock in her nose and cum in her ear

or, you could just hump her dumper until her crippled ass shit all over your dick, then go straight for the sanchez! :icon_evil

[Phildo]

Team America : NICE ! Best Line : Prove You're not a Traitor , Suck My Dick

Thanks Corky......The unrated version is so much better. She's intelligent, decent looking and if you flatten her tires she can't get away.....I love her!

[rndystvn]

I want to Tie 100 lbs weights to each one of her legs and pitch her into the wave pool at watermania...

[Life Hack]

She's (sadly) the brains of that show...

I'm just sayin'

[ClownFrog]

Well Dirka Dirka to you sir ;)

[ScottTenorman]

I have to officially stop listening to this Philips Phile mess of a show because I'm starting to like Jana Banana. theres something about her failed attempts to add something to the show that I find endearing. Its like she's an overeager Jimmy trying to come up with a great line, and she fails miserably every time. I can just picture everyone staring at her and shaking their heads as she slowly turns around and rolls herself away dejectedly.

I'm waiting for her to fart and blame it on being nervous.

[peteyballzzz]

lord fucking come-over....you gotta be kidding

[Donoghue]

I wonder if you can leave a load in her and not have to worry about a little noodle legged support payment in 9 months.

[tar_baby]

http://www.xmfan.com/viewtopic.php?t=28242

little thread on this girl and the show if anyones interested

[tar_baby]

even more threads on the phile in the forum

[StileSux]

CallmeQtie Your "handsome Man" looks like whats his name from office space..

"I want to show her my O face ... O... O....O."

No offense.. just that is who he looks like.