Stenchfinger
07-26-2005, 06:06 AM
Hello fellow pests,
Submitted for your approval....my latest creation. This call was intercepted with the new super high-tech phone system that XM delivered on Tuesday after Opie and Anthony put in an emergency order for a "gooder" setup that could help in the war that is currently raging. I think it gives a nice peek into the mind of the enemy.
Steve dug it. Maybe it will make the air today. If not then hit the download at
Foundry Website (http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displaymedia.cfm/div/opieanthony/id/10286/media_search/opieanthony/page/download_THE_TWO_LIVES_OF_THE_BORING_DJ___by_Stenc hfinger.html)
March on, Pests, march on!
Transcript follows for those who are audibly impared....
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Hey it’s me. Yeah I just got home. Did you hear the show today? Yeah I thought it was awesome too. I know sometimes it’s just so entertaining I am impress myself. Yeah I thought that bit about septic tanks killed too. NO! we didn’t write that piece about paint drying in advance. Well that is why I get paid the big bucks Yeah, you think we’d be number one without segments like that recipe bit? Yeah I was worried the censors wouldn’t let it through too
Hang on……
Hello, Jim Phillips ***** Pardon me? ****** Oh no you must be trying to reach Jim Phillips the college professor ****** No this is Jim Phillips the radio douchebag ***** Oh that’s quite alright **** Ok bye now ***
You there? Yeah wrong number. Anyway guess who got his new sandals today???? Oh yeah they are sooooooo cute. Yeah Moria was like, totally jealous. I know he is such a bitch. You are sooooooo mean! Yeah you can totally see his package most of the time. NO, I wouldn’t do that. Ok well maybe if I was really drunk…
Goddamnit….hang on again….
Hello Jim Phillips ****** No I am sorry, the Hummel Figurines are sold ***** Ok, no problem *** Thanks for calling…
Ok I’m back. So did you hear those boys do the movie review today? I know it was Soooooo boring! It’s ok though I just looked at a Pottery Barn catalog. Yeah I found some candlesticks that would look just yummy in your apartment. Well if Francisco doesn’t like them you can just return them…
FUCK! This is crazy. Yeah I know I’m like - total social queen. Hang on…..
Jim Phillips here. **** Yes I placed an order online today. ***** Oh that’s too bad ***** well when will it be off backorder? ********* ok well just send me the Ass Master 2000 butt plug now, and you can ship out the Boy Butter when is comes in ****** Ok ********* Thank you too…***
Ok I am back. Oh nobody. Anyhooooooo…...you see Desperate Housewives this week? I know - Terri Hatcher IS looking fat. Yeah but I’d totally do that hot gardener boy. I don’t care if he’s a beaner it all tastes the same when it shoots out. Stop! I know I am such a slut! I don’t know - I guess just my sensible black slacks and a button up shirt, what about you? Oh don’t wear that, it makes your ass look big. Well it does! I know, I’m like a total bitch. Well listen I’ve got to run, I need to break in these new sandals. Hey, are you going on Thursday to Mark and Gary’s for Margaritas?Fabulous…OK….. I’ll see you there, then. OK, Toodles!!
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Submitted for your approval....my latest creation. This call was intercepted with the new super high-tech phone system that XM delivered on Tuesday after Opie and Anthony put in an emergency order for a "gooder" setup that could help in the war that is currently raging. I think it gives a nice peek into the mind of the enemy.
Steve dug it. Maybe it will make the air today. If not then hit the download at
Foundry Website (http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displaymedia.cfm/div/opieanthony/id/10286/media_search/opieanthony/page/download_THE_TWO_LIVES_OF_THE_BORING_DJ___by_Stenc hfinger.html)
March on, Pests, march on!
Transcript follows for those who are audibly impared....
*************
Hey it’s me. Yeah I just got home. Did you hear the show today? Yeah I thought it was awesome too. I know sometimes it’s just so entertaining I am impress myself. Yeah I thought that bit about septic tanks killed too. NO! we didn’t write that piece about paint drying in advance. Well that is why I get paid the big bucks Yeah, you think we’d be number one without segments like that recipe bit? Yeah I was worried the censors wouldn’t let it through too
Hang on……
Hello, Jim Phillips ***** Pardon me? ****** Oh no you must be trying to reach Jim Phillips the college professor ****** No this is Jim Phillips the radio douchebag ***** Oh that’s quite alright **** Ok bye now ***
You there? Yeah wrong number. Anyway guess who got his new sandals today???? Oh yeah they are sooooooo cute. Yeah Moria was like, totally jealous. I know he is such a bitch. You are sooooooo mean! Yeah you can totally see his package most of the time. NO, I wouldn’t do that. Ok well maybe if I was really drunk…
Goddamnit….hang on again….
Hello Jim Phillips ****** No I am sorry, the Hummel Figurines are sold ***** Ok, no problem *** Thanks for calling…
Ok I’m back. So did you hear those boys do the movie review today? I know it was Soooooo boring! It’s ok though I just looked at a Pottery Barn catalog. Yeah I found some candlesticks that would look just yummy in your apartment. Well if Francisco doesn’t like them you can just return them…
FUCK! This is crazy. Yeah I know I’m like - total social queen. Hang on…..
Jim Phillips here. **** Yes I placed an order online today. ***** Oh that’s too bad ***** well when will it be off backorder? ********* ok well just send me the Ass Master 2000 butt plug now, and you can ship out the Boy Butter when is comes in ****** Ok ********* Thank you too…***
Ok I am back. Oh nobody. Anyhooooooo…...you see Desperate Housewives this week? I know - Terri Hatcher IS looking fat. Yeah but I’d totally do that hot gardener boy. I don’t care if he’s a beaner it all tastes the same when it shoots out. Stop! I know I am such a slut! I don’t know - I guess just my sensible black slacks and a button up shirt, what about you? Oh don’t wear that, it makes your ass look big. Well it does! I know, I’m like a total bitch. Well listen I’ve got to run, I need to break in these new sandals. Hey, are you going on Thursday to Mark and Gary’s for Margaritas?Fabulous…OK….. I’ll see you there, then. OK, Toodles!!
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