Anyone is Alabama listening?

[FriQ22]

O&A gathering upcoming .. if anyone wants to come..

[FriQ22]

apparently the fuck not... damnit.

[krux]

no one in alabama, but here in Las Vegas we're rocking.

[chesters_liver]

Give it little more then thirty-six ( 36 for AL residence) minutes before you admit defeat man!

[BIV]

Alabama Man!!

[krux]

Give it little more then thirty-six ( 36 for AL residence) minutes before you admit defeat man!

No I'm pretty sure there are absolutely no other alabama listeners. And even if there were, if they can't respond to a whack bag post within 36 minutes, well then they are about as useful as chester's liver with the shoe print in it.

[Tossed Salad]

What state is Alabama in?

[BIV]

What state is Alabama in?
Confusion
*cue stupid Opie-esque laugh track*

[rhymefish]

i'm in mobile

[MayrMeninoCrash]

I currently reside in Pensacola....often we refer to it here as "Lower Alabama"

[droopygirl106]

One of my friends lives in Mobile.. does that count?

[timmetro69]

no one in alabama, but here in Las Vegas we're rocking.

Agreed. Another Las Vegan here!

[PrideofDixie]

TUSCALOOSA, ALABAMA here.

[BritneySPearsTi]

People can figure out how to use their XM radios in Alabamer?

[agentjmw]

O&A gathering upcoming .. if anyone wants to come..
Bham here . Whats going on? We meeting at the heritage festival? For those that dont know what it is its a weekend festivus for GOLFERS.

[FriQ22]

PM me agenthmw :)

[DanielFromAlaba]

Alabama eats cock

Im from Dothan

[FriQ22]

droopy,. is your friend hot? if so , yes it counts. If not . sorry .. next.

[chesters_liver]

What kind of gathering are you talking about having? Are we talking cases of Milwaukee’s best beer, brown liquor from a paper bags , big ass bonfire and a lot of guys wearing flannel with some livestock fucking thrown in for fun ?
Or will this be held somewhere with that new fangled indoor plumbing ( shitters for you AL folk )Because if you have livestock, you can count me I am not that far from you….im on the gulf coast of MS

[FriQ22]

probably alot of High-life... some local news coverage.. 4 little boys.. blonde ones..

[krux]

What state is Alabama in?

I think it's in the city of Connecticut.

[locallounge]

I'm an Alabama Golfer and I wanna be free, Hail to the N-Double-A-C-P. :action-sm

[M T Rio]

Love it when they make fun of people from alabama...........makes the rest of the south look intelligent............just sayin'

[chestlog]

I live in Gadsden. And oh by the way you funny guys making fun of Alabama is hilarious :icon_lol: . We never hear that stuff you unoriginal bastards :icon_wink .I am not attacking anyone so don't get mad. It's a joke. What kind of gathering are we talking about?

[Astros_Baseball]

TUSCALOOSA, ALABAMA here.
Same here...another person from Tuscaloosa...Roll Tide!!

[droopygirl106]

droopy,. is your friend hot? if so , yes it counts. If not . sorry .. next.

Yes he is.. but you two are probably related anyway :action-sm

[outrage]

I live in Trussville, AL (close to bham). Good to know there are at least a few people in the same miserable state as me.

By the way, I just registered and this is my first post.

[MaxSurewood]

I'm from Birmingham, born and raised, on a playground is where I spent most of my days, chilling out, maxing, relaxing-all cool wait sorry abou that


At least we're not from Mississippi :)
or West Vagina :)

[MaxSurewood]

Anyone wanna get together a couple of our cute blondes and go on a trip to Aruba?

j/k

[outrage]

ha!!

The only good thing about MS is their liquor prices...and casinos.

[ezstevey]

I live in Trussville, AL (close to bham). Good to know there are at least a few people in the same miserable state as me.

By the way, I just registered and this is my first post.

lion man here in auburn...we were talkin bout maybe gettin together for a football game this season when we get some live television coverage...maybe tailgate round where ever they broadcast and allow the drunken assaulting to ensue

[Aquaman]

I'm in Georgia, it's just like Alabama but with 10 extra IQ points.

[MaxSurewood]

Hell yeah boys, I'll see y'all at Legion Field GOOOOOOO BLAZERS!!!!


what.....


what...


where is everyone......hellllllloooooooo


where all my blazers at?


hello?

[hooptydawg]

people from alabama making fun of people from mississippi; funny

[ezstevey]

I'm in Georgia, it's just like Alabama but with 10 extra IQ points.

well that guy who called in from georgia yesterday sure did misrepresent that

[agentjmw]

lion man here in auburn...we were talkin bout maybe gettin together for a football game this season when we get some live television coverage...maybe tailgate round where ever they broadcast and allow the drunken assaulting to ensue

We can tailgate the games. Then at the end of the season have a big one at the AU/UA game. I think the easiest target would be Rick Karley . What a douchebag. Should be EZ pickings boys. Booze + football = classic AOTM.

[MaxSurewood]

I think Paul Finebaum is the greatest douche eVER!!!!

[chestlog]

Rol Tide!. I think it would be cool to do some tailgaiting and attacking at the same time. I hope to go to the Auburn/ Georgia tech game. Yeah I know it's Auburn but it's a better game than Bama and Middle Tennessee. And also by the way ESPN will be in Auburn for the game doing there 50 states in 50 days promotion. PERFECT time for an attack!!!

[Warfarer]

Alabama eats cock

Im from Dothan

Bah! that's my line. I went to Auburn and live in Dothan now also.

[cupid_stunt]

Does anyone in Alabama even know how to tune in to XM?

I thought everyone there was too busy fuckin sheep and gettin hummers from their sisters.

I kid, I kid...

But, no really, anytime someone from Alabama calls in, holy shit....

[Warfarer]

I agree cupid. I used to listen to Lex and Terry and I would absolutly cringe when someone said they are from Alabama. Now I cringe when anyone calls O&A from AL. If you want to see some people that will scare the shit out of you head into north Florida and take a wrong turn. Talk about some backwoods mother fuckers.

[FriQ22]

north florida is deliverance country..

[chesters_liver]

I know when I drive from Alabama back into Mississippi I see signs that say, “Warning Paved roads ahead “

If a man and woman from Alabama get married are they still brother and sister?

[agentjmw]

I agree cupid. I used to listen to Lex and Terry and I would absolutly cringe when someone said they are from Alabama. Now I cringe when anyone calls O&A from AL. If you want to see some people that will scare the shit out of you head into north Florida and take a wrong turn. Talk about some backwoods mother fuckers.

Its not that different than say NYC. Some difs I noticed. Take a wrong turn in Alabama and some toothless redecks will give you directions. Take a wrong turn in NYC and you will get knifed by a GOLFER with gold teeth. Alabama in cities you have GOLFERS riding around in cars/trucks with silly rims , wearing gold chains with big medallions. In NYC you have Italians walking around in there wifebeaters, wearing gold chains with big medallions.

Biggest things I look foward to about going to NYC is Pastosa's , Shea stadium, the cigar store in the village, and seeing the "entering NJ sign" on the way back home.

[older gentleman]

If you're from Alabama, do not call this show. Ever.

If, however, you must... Aquire a translator for proper english.

--

Here's a tip:

Don't show teeth when speaking. If you can say, "YEAH", in a loud voice, without showing teeth (and it feeling natural, without lip muscles).. you have accomplished speech.

GL.

[Warfarer]

A message to all on this thread.

I have been to many places much worse than Alabama. We have a rotten rep for being friendly, stupid pieces of shit that hook up with our sisters. This is not true though. I like to refer to the sex with my sister as "experimental phase". Hey, girls get to "experiment" in college but hook up with your sister a couple times and you are labeled my friend. Ridiculous.

***Disclaimer*** The previous paragraph was intended as humor and not to be taken serious. Thank you.

[Aquaman]

well that guy who called in from georgia yesterday sure did misrepresent thatWell 10 isn't a big number.

[agentjmw]

I wasn't lucky enough to have to have a sister. I porked my cousin. I was over at her house one day and her dad (my Uncle) came in. She asked to borrow the car. He told her she had to blow him first. I was pissed cause I was hungry (We were going to the Waffle House where I cook). So she started sucking and said "Daddy your dick tastes like shit" he then remembered he already let her brother take the car. SO we just ate fried bologna sandwiches , ate a moon pie and listened to Garth Brooks.

[FriQ22]

"wakka wakka wakka.. "


"FOZZIE!!!!"

"sorry..."

[FriQ22]

anyone been WoWed in Bama yet? i havent :(

[jbone108]

anyone been WoWed in Bama yet? i havent :(

I'm in bham. Have not been Wowed yet.
Anyone want to try a ATOM during Natalie Hollaways funeral? How great would that be!!!!!!!

[mwgiii]

I'm in Bham also.

[DixieBelle]

I'm in Montgomery now, originally from Minnesota. That's one fucked up culture shock :icon_eek:

And speaking of being WOW'd, I'd love to WOW someone but I have yet to see a WOW sticker here. :icon_frow

Oh yeah...ROLL TIDE

[cupid_stunt]

anyone been WoWed in Bama yet? i havent :(

I went to Alabama last week and got WOW'ed by a GUY.

WTF?? That place is bass-fuckin-ackwards.

[DavidW]

Born in Opelika ... Currently live in Tupelo, MS.

[CntryBmpkn]

Born in Opelika ... Currently live in Tupelo, MS.

I landed in that town for about a year after I graduated from The University of Mississippi. Not my scene, but a nice place if you have a family. I did manage to meet a few great people that I'll never forget.

[DavidW]

I landed in that town for about a year after I graduated from The University of Mississippi. Not my scene, but a nice place if you have a family. I did manage to meet a few great people that I'll never forget.

Oh shit ... a REBEL WACKBAGGER!

My dad graduated from Auburn and I graduated from Mississippi State. I *really* hate the Rebels! :icon_mrgr

However, I WAS rooting for y'all in the Super Regional in baseball this year. Just don't tell any of my fellow Bulldogs ... :icon_redf

[DanielFromAlaba]

If you're from Alabama, do not call this show. Ever.

If, however, you must... Aquire a translator for proper english.

--

Here's a tip:

Don't show teeth when speaking. If you can say, "YEAH", in a loud voice, without showing teeth (and it feeling natural, without lip muscles).. you have accomplished speech.

GL.

I won't call the show if you promise to stop posting your unfunny thoughts.

[DavidW]

If you're from Alabama, do not call this show. Ever.

If, however, you must... Aquire a translator for proper english.

--

Here's a tip:

Don't show teeth when speaking. If you can say, "YEAH", in a loud voice, without showing teeth (and it feeling natural, without lip muscles).. you have accomplished speech.

GL.

WOW! That's hilarious ... Most Southerner's have never heard that before! :icon_roll

Faggot.

[FriQ22]

WOW! That's hilarious ... Most Southerner's have never heard that before! :icon_roll

Faggot.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
with a comeback like that,, who needs to be witty??

[krux]

WOW! That's hilarious ... Most Southerner's have never heard that before! :icon_roll

Faggot.

The 3rd grade called... they want their comeback back.

[PrideofDixie]

Glad to see there's a presence down here. For a while, I thought I was the only one in this state who could appreciate the smoothness of baby Connor's armpit.

O&A don't know what they're missing down here. Nothing like a knob job from a Southern Baptist.

[Tat]

Hell yeah boys, I'll see y'all at Legion Field GOOOOOOO BLAZERS!!!!


what.....


what...


where is everyone......hellllllloooooooo


where all my blazers at?


hello?

Former Blazer here......
Still living in Birmingham.

[jhaxsterbator]

I'm from birmingham and I rule you.

[irni]

I used to live in Alabama until January this year when I moved to Indiana. I lived in Mobile previously.

[DanielFromAlaba]

I used to live in Alabama until January this year when I moved to Indiana. I lived in Mobile previously.


Alabama > Indiana

[Pony Legs]

Another here, I live in Birmingham

[chesters_liver]

well lets have a party you fuckers, im on the gulf coast and goto AL all the time

[FriQ22]

sounds good to me.. PM me if you wanna help plan this "event"