SOS
04-02-2002, 12:07 AM
They play clips of from O&A’s April Fools Day prank of Mayor Menio’s Death in a car crash in Florida.
3:00
Opie says that “We always win in the end.” It has been four years from today that O&A have left the WAAF station when Dave Dickless turned his back to O&A .They ridicule his success. O&A say that things have changed. They are kicking the ass of WAAF.
“Let the record state, we haven’t done an April Fools joke since. “
O&A try to dispel some rumors. Mayor Blumberg wasn’t hit by a ball at She Stadium. He was not seen tongue kissing Guliani. Scotso playing Destiny’s Child was his April Fool’s Joke.
O&A will be handing out WOW stickers from WBCN on Friday.
Opie says that he was very proud of their Larkey’s prank where they said while DJs at WAAF that there was a Pearl Jam show happening at Larkey. They made up the name of the place and pretended to be at that concert.
Anthony says, “Payback is a bitch my friend.”
A caller gives a fake CNN report that said that Bill Gates is murdered.
14 Year Old Gary reports that the Spanish station says that elephants were stuck in the Holland Tunnel. Opie compliments Gary for being prepared with material. Gary calls O’Rielly a “dumbass.” ;)
Opie says go f-yourself to a Christian mom who sent him an email. He deleted it after reading the first 2 lines because she said in the email that he was not going to read it.
Anthony recounts a show where the people talk about God.
Opie mentions the Robo-Pope. Opie says that “The pope gave up BJs and this is how you return the favor” on the Pope’s Parkinson’s disease. Anthony calls the Pope “a fossil.” They play “Awesome God” song.
“Our Garrett, is an Awesome Garrett!”
“Our Steve, is a thinner Steve!”
“Our Earl, is a lazy Earl!”
Anthony talks about Earl’s movie: Blade II. Ant likes the movie with all of its fight scenes. Anthony comments that there were lots of kids there, watching the violence in the movie.{Anthony was probably doing it ripping into O’Rielly.}
A black Caller says that he talks to God and says O&A are going to Hell.
Opie changes topic to pranks. O&A say that some of their affiliates are leaving, and they are moving up in some stations.
A caller talks about an Underground Carnival as one of the pranks he heard on the radio. Anthony talks about a prank where the dj says that 20 dollar bills will no longer be accepted and only 10 dollar bills will.
They talk about people being fired at station and engaged as pranks.
Opie says that Rich Vos killed last night.
A caller talks about space shuttle being diverted to Newberg Airport as a radio goof. O&A talk about the rubes that fall for these sort of pranks.
There is a caller from Ohio. A caller said that he has joined Ant’s Ménage-e-twa club.
A caller says that:“Our Norton is a urine soaked Norton.”
A caller talks about a stupid prank where there was a commercial with tells of a guy buying a radio station and selling it back plus a dollar. There is one radio prank where it talks about moving a sports team to another city.
They talk about how annoying drunk Lady Di is. They talk about bringing her in studio.
Opie says Jay Mohr will call in. His Mohr Sports which will be on tomorrow. Opie says that Mohr wants them to start an opening of Mohr Sports. They say that the 2 stations that are leaving is because the retards cannot sell it. Tim Sabian has moved O&A to WCKG down in the line-up in Chicago.
O&A talk about scalping tickets. Opie says that Boston is leaving.
They talk about a jock that got suspended for saying that they couldn’t use old 20s. Ferrell comes in and dis-es sports guys. Ferrell talks about how snotted Lady Di is.
Opie talks about skiing in Killington to Ferrel. Ferral dis-es sports places. Lady Di says that Scott is great.
Anthony says that it is fine that is okay if Lady Di can leave and go to Ferrell’s show. A caller says that WAAF is pulling a prank: saying that Rocko has ratings.
They talk about Jay Mohr on ESPN Sports.
4:34
They come back and a say that they are leaving two stations for real. Norton says how hot Anthony’s cousin is.
Opie says that the Jay Mohr’s agent prevented them from talking to Jay Mohr (http://www.jaymohrlive.com/) .
They talk about Bob Murphy and Earl Weaver and how he cursed on the air.
4:55
A caller says his day is ruined because of a sports clip that Anthony played about Boston. They reiterate that the talk about them leaving two stations leaving is not a joke. Jay Mohr calls in. Opie plugs Mohr Sports that is on Tuesday at 10 pm. Opie says that he listened to Jay Mohr’s idea and hasn’t told Ant on Friday because he wants Anthony to hear from Jay Mohr himself. Jay Mohr says that in the opening of the show, O&A will be giving to massage to Jay Mohr. Ant plays the ding no. They will be moving from thighs to his calf. O&A don’t like it because it is a gay bit for O&A. Jay Mohr says that Opie would be the instructor and Ant would be the one massaging. A caller asked if Jay came out of the closet? Caller Tom asks if Ant will have to give a “Happy Ending.” :eek: Anthony questions whether that Jay Mohr pitched something outrageous so that his other idea would seem more reasonable. Jay Mohr suggests doing blow off of Tara Reeds ass.
He already shot his load in his pants. They will be tag teaming her.
Opie points out Jay Mohr’s wife is pregnant. She got pregnant in-vitroly. A caller says that they are dumping out of everything. Anthony tells Mohr that Gary Marco says that he wants to massage Jay’s third leg. Opie says that Kreg should resign as the dump guy. Opie asks, “What the hell did I break?” Anrhony says thatOpie broke a light. They get pissed-off at Kreg for dumping out when he was not supposed to.
5:40
O&A reiterate that they are leaving 2 stations and are not lying about leaving those two stations. Scott has a website at sementest.com (http://www.sementest.com) . Opie says the word is semen. Scott says that sometimes she won’t have result in the panties for over a week. They hung up on him because he got boring.
Keith the Cop, talks about how he plays EverQuest. They talk about how a guy got his stuff stolen by his supposed friend and then killed himself.
Keith is a level 35 Paladin on Ebodi and he is an arrow maker. Anthony is an Alchemist and makes potions. Opie says that people are more concerned about their online life than their real life. A caller talk about how he left cold turkey with Ever Quest. He had a 60 clerk, 60 druid, and a 60 enchanter. They talk about dual accounts for everquest. Norton says that he does not go into chat and says that he only IMs. He says he is trying to get a girl to give him a hummer on IM. A caller talks about guys playing in shifts on EverQuest. A kid caller says that he plays all day. He makes beer all day as a level 58 warrior Dwarf named Talari.
6:58
W.D.T.L.
If I make it to 50, I get a magician hat.
Fat, elliptic people that play Ever Quest should die.
Kreg got the Z shower.
Townhall is not sold out.
If there is corn in the shower, you know where it came from.
Keith the Cop’s Guild is Disciples of Justice.
Anthony hangs out with Cats in Hats
KTU did the 100 Grand prank.
Norton will massage Jay Mohr to see Ozzie.
You can pay for admission, and get it back in the parking lot.
3:00
Opie says that “We always win in the end.” It has been four years from today that O&A have left the WAAF station when Dave Dickless turned his back to O&A .They ridicule his success. O&A say that things have changed. They are kicking the ass of WAAF.
“Let the record state, we haven’t done an April Fools joke since. “
O&A try to dispel some rumors. Mayor Blumberg wasn’t hit by a ball at She Stadium. He was not seen tongue kissing Guliani. Scotso playing Destiny’s Child was his April Fool’s Joke.
O&A will be handing out WOW stickers from WBCN on Friday.
Opie says that he was very proud of their Larkey’s prank where they said while DJs at WAAF that there was a Pearl Jam show happening at Larkey. They made up the name of the place and pretended to be at that concert.
Anthony says, “Payback is a bitch my friend.”
A caller gives a fake CNN report that said that Bill Gates is murdered.
14 Year Old Gary reports that the Spanish station says that elephants were stuck in the Holland Tunnel. Opie compliments Gary for being prepared with material. Gary calls O’Rielly a “dumbass.” ;)
Opie says go f-yourself to a Christian mom who sent him an email. He deleted it after reading the first 2 lines because she said in the email that he was not going to read it.
Anthony recounts a show where the people talk about God.
Opie mentions the Robo-Pope. Opie says that “The pope gave up BJs and this is how you return the favor” on the Pope’s Parkinson’s disease. Anthony calls the Pope “a fossil.” They play “Awesome God” song.
“Our Garrett, is an Awesome Garrett!”
“Our Steve, is a thinner Steve!”
“Our Earl, is a lazy Earl!”
Anthony talks about Earl’s movie: Blade II. Ant likes the movie with all of its fight scenes. Anthony comments that there were lots of kids there, watching the violence in the movie.{Anthony was probably doing it ripping into O’Rielly.}
A black Caller says that he talks to God and says O&A are going to Hell.
Opie changes topic to pranks. O&A say that some of their affiliates are leaving, and they are moving up in some stations.
A caller talks about an Underground Carnival as one of the pranks he heard on the radio. Anthony talks about a prank where the dj says that 20 dollar bills will no longer be accepted and only 10 dollar bills will.
They talk about people being fired at station and engaged as pranks.
Opie says that Rich Vos killed last night.
A caller talks about space shuttle being diverted to Newberg Airport as a radio goof. O&A talk about the rubes that fall for these sort of pranks.
There is a caller from Ohio. A caller said that he has joined Ant’s Ménage-e-twa club.
A caller says that:“Our Norton is a urine soaked Norton.”
A caller talks about a stupid prank where there was a commercial with tells of a guy buying a radio station and selling it back plus a dollar. There is one radio prank where it talks about moving a sports team to another city.
They talk about how annoying drunk Lady Di is. They talk about bringing her in studio.
Opie says Jay Mohr will call in. His Mohr Sports which will be on tomorrow. Opie says that Mohr wants them to start an opening of Mohr Sports. They say that the 2 stations that are leaving is because the retards cannot sell it. Tim Sabian has moved O&A to WCKG down in the line-up in Chicago.
O&A talk about scalping tickets. Opie says that Boston is leaving.
They talk about a jock that got suspended for saying that they couldn’t use old 20s. Ferrell comes in and dis-es sports guys. Ferrell talks about how snotted Lady Di is.
Opie talks about skiing in Killington to Ferrel. Ferral dis-es sports places. Lady Di says that Scott is great.
Anthony says that it is fine that is okay if Lady Di can leave and go to Ferrell’s show. A caller says that WAAF is pulling a prank: saying that Rocko has ratings.
They talk about Jay Mohr on ESPN Sports.
4:34
They come back and a say that they are leaving two stations for real. Norton says how hot Anthony’s cousin is.
Opie says that the Jay Mohr’s agent prevented them from talking to Jay Mohr (http://www.jaymohrlive.com/) .
They talk about Bob Murphy and Earl Weaver and how he cursed on the air.
4:55
A caller says his day is ruined because of a sports clip that Anthony played about Boston. They reiterate that the talk about them leaving two stations leaving is not a joke. Jay Mohr calls in. Opie plugs Mohr Sports that is on Tuesday at 10 pm. Opie says that he listened to Jay Mohr’s idea and hasn’t told Ant on Friday because he wants Anthony to hear from Jay Mohr himself. Jay Mohr says that in the opening of the show, O&A will be giving to massage to Jay Mohr. Ant plays the ding no. They will be moving from thighs to his calf. O&A don’t like it because it is a gay bit for O&A. Jay Mohr says that Opie would be the instructor and Ant would be the one massaging. A caller asked if Jay came out of the closet? Caller Tom asks if Ant will have to give a “Happy Ending.” :eek: Anthony questions whether that Jay Mohr pitched something outrageous so that his other idea would seem more reasonable. Jay Mohr suggests doing blow off of Tara Reeds ass.
He already shot his load in his pants. They will be tag teaming her.
Opie points out Jay Mohr’s wife is pregnant. She got pregnant in-vitroly. A caller says that they are dumping out of everything. Anthony tells Mohr that Gary Marco says that he wants to massage Jay’s third leg. Opie says that Kreg should resign as the dump guy. Opie asks, “What the hell did I break?” Anrhony says thatOpie broke a light. They get pissed-off at Kreg for dumping out when he was not supposed to.
5:40
O&A reiterate that they are leaving 2 stations and are not lying about leaving those two stations. Scott has a website at sementest.com (http://www.sementest.com) . Opie says the word is semen. Scott says that sometimes she won’t have result in the panties for over a week. They hung up on him because he got boring.
Keith the Cop, talks about how he plays EverQuest. They talk about how a guy got his stuff stolen by his supposed friend and then killed himself.
Keith is a level 35 Paladin on Ebodi and he is an arrow maker. Anthony is an Alchemist and makes potions. Opie says that people are more concerned about their online life than their real life. A caller talk about how he left cold turkey with Ever Quest. He had a 60 clerk, 60 druid, and a 60 enchanter. They talk about dual accounts for everquest. Norton says that he does not go into chat and says that he only IMs. He says he is trying to get a girl to give him a hummer on IM. A caller talks about guys playing in shifts on EverQuest. A kid caller says that he plays all day. He makes beer all day as a level 58 warrior Dwarf named Talari.
6:58
W.D.T.L.
If I make it to 50, I get a magician hat.
Fat, elliptic people that play Ever Quest should die.
Kreg got the Z shower.
Townhall is not sold out.
If there is corn in the shower, you know where it came from.
Keith the Cop’s Guild is Disciples of Justice.
Anthony hangs out with Cats in Hats
KTU did the 100 Grand prank.
Norton will massage Jay Mohr to see Ozzie.
You can pay for admission, and get it back in the parking lot.