O&A Listening Thread 08-10-05

[generoso]

Wow 6:30 and no thread ..well lets get it started i have coffee..and ready to go...

[Shaggz]

Damn, I forgot all about there even being a show today. Shows how much of tard I can be. Anyway, mornin' gen.

[JRamoneRIP]

they should take the rest of the week off, no topping yesterdays show...and dangnubbit they derserve some vacation time finally

[Swede Boy]

Hi y'all
This must be a new record, was gonna start one at 6:20, but thought that there might not be a show today, and I was the only one that didn't know... always get that feeling

[generoso]

Happens it is the middle of the week and I woke up late..Raining out.....just a bla day...

[Shaggz]

Im really surprised this thread isnt 5 pages already. I guess everyone is wiped out from yesterdays show.

[savethewave]

Good morning all...I was glad to meet a few of my fellow 'baggers at Bar Nine last night.

[savethewave]

Yankee fan who jumped?

[Shaggz]

Too bad the net held up...

[Schnit Dick]

Good morning everyone

[generoso]

We're a little slow this morning sir... How about that yankee fan who jumped?
well after yesterdays 1 run loss I could see that....here is the story link...
http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20050810&content_id=1164624&vkey=news_nyy&fext=.jsp&c_id=nyy

[Schnit Dick]

Alright lets see if the boys have anything to top yesterdays show...lets do it

[generoso]

Have a nice day boston sweetie.....ahh just cue the music....wheres our favorite morning gal whatz today....

[WaxOff]

Mornin'

[george]

'sup people...

[mikepop]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/mikepop/GM.gif

[savethewave]

well after yesterdays 1 run loss I could see that....here is the story link...
http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20050810&content_id=1164624&vkey=news_nyy&fext=.jsp&c_id=nyy

Let's hope this guy does not breed.

[caulfield]

Yankee fan who jumped?


that made my night. hilarious

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/baseball/mlb/08/10/bc.bba.whitesox.yankees.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

[savethewave]

Mornin'

Good morning. Where is that sig pic on the right from? Is that girl getting pissed on, or worse?

[generoso]

well time work.....Cya on the pm side .....

[Schnauzer]

morning pals

[WaxOff]

Good morning. Where is that sig pic on the right from? Is that girl getting pissed on, or worse?
No idea, I just found it on another forum.

[Seth]

First page? Wow. Good morning.

[NoFilterPaul]

Slow mornin'


GOOD MORNING ALL!!

[Tax Kuntz]

Slow mornin'



Everyone mus have gone to
the AFRO party last night.

[Chapel]

anyone else getting a REALLY quiet feed today?

[Schnauzer]

no, mines fine :)

[Chuckyarla]

good mornin pests

[Green Hornet]

anyone else getting a REALLY quiet feed today?
Mine is actually good today.

[Shaggz]

uh oh, Opie sounds pissed.
I think Lindsey was very attractive.

[savethewave]

No idea, I just found it on another forum.

Oh, well. I was hoping it was like an ABC After School Special, or something.

[EdC]

Wow I was gone for a week and missed this whole debacle. I guess somebody got a pic of Opie's new girl huh?

[APortablePhone]

I'd like to have sex with your girlfriend Opie. Does that make you feel better mister?

[Green Hornet]

Wow I was gone for a week and missed this whole debacle. I guess somebody got a pic of Opie's new girl huh?
I missed it too.

[savethewave]

Everyone mus have gone to
the AFRO party last night.



If everyone went, that would have been a good thing. I was glad I met a few of my fellow baggers at least.

[reyalsnik]

Damn, people smashing his girl and highjacking his computers. Not a good start to the week...

[MoirasMule]

Mornin'

Don't know if anyone has mentioned it yet but I used to hate that Saget guy but now I think he's a good egg, just sayin'

[Chapel]

He has a virus that has changed his Hosts file.

[Chaotic]

Morning baggers!

[Schnauzer]

Mornin'

Don't know if anyone has mentioned it yet but I used to hate that Saget guy but now I think he's a good egg, just sayin'
hahahaha

[JRamoneRIP]

who gives a fuck if anyone doesn't like your girlfriend's looks anyway. what a vain fuck

[Chapel]

Mine is actually good today.

weird... my MyFi dock is sending like NO audio... but when I plug it into the headphone jack, it works fine.

[Green Hornet]

weird... my MyFi dock is sending like NO audio... but when I plug it into the headphone jack, it works fine.
ahh, I'm just running a skyfi and some computer speakers off the docking station.

[APortablePhone]

Wow I was gone for a week and missed this whole debacle. I guess somebody got a pic of Opie's new girl huh?

Her picture wound up on one of the New York paper websites. It wasn't a great picture of her as she had an odd expression on her face because, unlike Opie, she didn't want her picture taken.

She is indeed a very pretty gal, unfortunately the only picture of her anyone has seen isn't a very good one.

[mikepop]

Maybe Russ martins people attacked ope's comp.

[Schnauzer]

http://www.aurorastain.com/goodies/bobsagetissexy.jpg http://www.m2kbrothers.com/files/sagetbob.jpg

[rio]

i would drag my naked body across burning glass to lick Lindsay's shadow.

[savethewave]

who gives a fuck if anyone doesn't like your girlfriend's looks anyway. what a vain fuck


I'm with you...who cares what anybody thinks? I'll pick a cute girl with a vicious, sarcastic wit over a gorgeous one with no brains any day.

[george]

who doesn't think she is HOT?

[Green Hornet]

who doesn't think she is HOT?
Fat and pathetic losers who post on whackbag.

[rio]

Opie got owned by two cunts? Even i got invited to the the secret room :icon_bigg

[savethewave]

i would drag my naked body across burning glass to lick Lindsay's shadow.

Sounds hot. You should show up at the next Libertine Ball. They will let you do just that. http://www.libertineball.com

[Chuckyarla]

Opie wasn't given a golden ticket ahead of time

[Shaggz]

Thanks for not giving me props on my somewhat funny line Ant.

[rio]

i wonder if Stephanie and Ann Taylor hummed the "Hulk" song as Opie walked away

[EdC]

i wonder if Stephanie and Ann Taylor hummed the "Hulk" song as Opie walked away:clap:

[savethewave]

The number-one show on XM (according to several user polls), and they treat the O & A show like this?

[bswann3030]

PICTURES from the secret room

http://www.orbitcast.com/

[Brady T cell]

Ugh. Op needs a thicker skin.

God forbid anyone thinks he isn't dating a 10 since other peoples opinions matter so much to him.

She's pretty.

I'm just sayin

[CrashCat]

Aren't those pictures from the room that's not a secret? Because you wouldn't restrict entry to the prototypes and then suddenly let press publish pictures of them...

[rio]

i wonder if Stephanie and Ann Taylor hummed the "Hulk" song as Opie walked away


Hoo Hoo, O and A are rippin me off

Tell 'em, David Banner

[Martini Tony]

just so im clear, is opie dating lindsay??

[Schnit Dick]

PICTURES from the secret room

http://www.orbitcast.com/

Man...they are coming out with some stuff that looks really cool now..the RoadyXT and the Audiovox thing are all really nice looking...look out sirius

[Schnauzer]

Mike Hawk teeheee teeeheeee

[savethewave]

PICTURES from the secret room

http://www.orbitcast.com/ (http://www.orbitcast.com/)

Very nice. I like that Eton receiver and the Roady XT. I wish that the displays would scroll, so I could see what songs were played, if the titles were too long to fit.

[Shaggz]

just so im clear, is opie dating lindsay??
Yes, his exact line was "My lovely girlfriend, who some dont think so lovely"

[Chuckyarla]

Ugh. Op needs a thicker skin.

God forbid anyone thinks he isn't dating a 10 since other peoples opinions matter so much to him.

She's pretty.

I'm just sayin

she's beautiful, and I for one am happy for him and fucking jealous.

[Sajix]

she's beautiful, and I for one am happy for him and fucking jealous.


and on top of that, he's downright sexy

[Chuckyarla]

it dougieee

[Chuckyarla]

and on top of that, he's downright sexy

yeah, but I wish he was wearing a see through blouse

[invisible76]

Yes, his exact line was "My lovely girlfriend, who some dont think so lovely"

Stupid face in the picture or not, I'd still like to touch her where her bathing suit covers.

[pikLsnifr]

pugs and kelly were awful

[Dugout Doug]

pugs and kelly were awful


Yes they were.

[pikLsnifr]

me and a few others were troopers and listened to 105.3 for 3 hours before the Russ Martin show and damn it was painful!

[invisible76]

Shake it up!

[Schnauzer]

they stink!

[Shaggz]

This has got to be the slowiest going listening thread ever.

And Nick and George are awful.

[Schnit Dick]

This has got to be the slowiest going listening thread ever.


I think all of the post whoring was done yesterday, and the post whores arent up for two days in a row

[Chaotic]

I noticed its been quite in the thread this morning

[Schnit Dick]

I actually go to a lot of minor league baseball games and hate the seats and wouldnt mind one of those XM Seat Cushions

[ProfessorAnt]

everyone must be posted out after yesterday (not me)...best show on XM yet.

[Chuckyarla]

Yes they were.

If yesterday was any indication, I am surprised jimmy likes them. I guess they plug his gigs in Dallas.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

The New Roady XT - smallest XM yet

http://photos21.flickr.com/32667618_e56cd2b9fd.jpg
http://photos23.flickr.com/32667603_8f217b9ede.jpg
http://photos23.flickr.com/32667578_810db9c405.jpg

the Audiovox XPress
http://photos22.flickr.com/32670157_5e24306cfe.jpg
http://photos21.flickr.com/32670167_8c3d3cdfa7.jpg

[Schnit Dick]

the Audiovox XPress
http://photos22.flickr.com/32670157_5e24306cfe.jpg
http://photos21.flickr.com/32670167_8c3d3cdfa7.jpg

I dont know why but the fact that they worked the XM logo into the design makes me really love the XPress

[Schnauzer]

whats a free spot i can host a small audio file real quick?

[lucky]

Morning Wackers

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Morning all...

Wow, slow thread today

[wetandstickyjim]

I guess I'm not the only one who over slept today. Hellooooo, where is everyone?

[lucky]

Disturbing sigpic Joe

[Rob]

whats a free spot i can host a small audio file real quick?

http://www.megaupload.com/

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Disturbing sigpic Joe
Thanks...

[lucky]

Was just wondering how yesterdays show rated. I think it was the best show yet and enjoyed it very much. I listened to every replay. What did y'all think of it.

[delarue]

Morning ladies and gentlemen

[Seth]

Poor Jimmy. It is so hard to get anything done these days.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Was just wondering how yesterdays show rated. I think it was the best show yet and enjoyed it very much. I listened to every replay. What did y'all think of it.
I thought it was a great show...but I like them all pretty much, I wouldn't say it was particularly better then their regular shows. As long as I laugh a majority of the time I'm happy.

Also, as a result of Opie's little rant this morning I would like to go on the record as saying that I think his girlfriend looks pretty hot. That's obviously not how her face is all the time. She looks nice and young and fun to touch.

[pikLsnifr]

Especially in NYC, every service company has surly employees.

[Chuckyarla]

New Special Project for Martin Pat Battle: http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=30961

[lucky]

he ranted about the pic with his girlfriend>

[lucky]

Opie knew what would happen when that pic got posted.

[wetandstickyjim]

I thought it was a great show...but I like them all pretty much, I wouldn't say it was particularly better then their regular shows. As long as I laugh a majority of the time I'm happy.

Also, as a result of Opie's little rant this morning I would like to go on the record as saying that I think his girlfriend looks pretty hot. That's obviously not how her face is all the time. She looks nice and young and fun to touch.
I agree, good show, Saget was a blast. Ron and Fez were great to hear again and they'll be a great addition to the channel. I too like most shows as long as I get a number of chuckles. Their regular banter satisfies. More guests would be nice.

[lucky]

This seems to be a slow show today. Any guests expected?

[reefdweller]

Good morning folks.

[Schnauzer]

i sent them a wacky radio bit, it would be nice if theyd play it :)

[lucky]

Morn Reef

[TheBrain]

Even expected guests barely show up

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Good morning pests....it will be tough to follow yesterdays show...let's do it!!

[lucky]

Cool. Now the boys are going to Rant and be pissed. Gotta love Marketing pukes

[lucky]

Great time for a piss break.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Kick ass and take names, that's how you deal with ass cunts.

[Schnit Dick]

New Special Project for Martin Pat Battle: http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=30961

Will there be any hints dropped on the secert board?

[wetandstickyjim]

here goes Jimmy

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Snakeheads, watched some horrid piece of shit movie on the SciFi channel about those things. It's was cheesy and not worth watching more then once.

[Schnit Dick]

But Jimmy liddy is dead...didn't you read that thread

[wetandstickyjim]

Dick Cavet? What the hell are they going to do with him? Dick Cavet? Who's next, Monty fucking Hall?

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Dick Cavet has a dry sense of humor, might be a good fit if he shows.

[lucky]

Dik Cavett? They are pulling our legs if they expect him to show

[lucky]

Dick Cavett will never show

[lucky]

Oh coooooooooooooooool Gaffigan is there. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Jerseyshorekev]

Where the hell is the lindsy lohan pic!!!!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Where the hell is the lindsy lohan pic!!!!

Due to the tremendous demand, she has fled the country running from her tool of a father.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/126919_OpieAnthonyJimPromo.JPG

[Jerseyshorekev]

Did anyone know before yesterday that he was dating her?? I listen everyday and can't believe I would have ever missed hearing that

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Call Imus live boys...I want answers!

[Seth]

Did anyone know before yesterday that he was dating her?? I listen everyday and can't believe I would have ever missed hearing that
Gulible much?

How bout y'all quit talking about Opie's girlfriend, considering it has already caused some upset.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Did anyone know before yesterday that he was dating her?? I listen everyday and can't believe I would have ever missed hearing that
dude he is not dating lindsey lohan... it was a joke... he is dating another lindsay

[lucky]

Any of the boys ladies should be off limit to any discussion.

[wetandstickyjim]

But it's Lindsey Lohan! Wait, what?

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Any of the boys ladies should be off limit to any discussion.

Except Jiimmys ladies of the night

[girthymac]

Good morning baggers.....yesterday's show was off the hook!! How has today's been??

[TheBattleVirus]

The show's been pretty good. Gaffigan in studio.

[lucky]

Except Jiimmys ladies of the night


Well those are just rented ladies. When Jimmy finds a regular then she should be off limit also.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Good morning baggers.....yesterday's show was off the hook!! How has today's been??
look at how many pages in the listening thread... that should give you a hint

[lucky]

Deny deny deny. Never admit

[Schnit Dick]

Good morning baggers.....yesterday's show was off the hook!! How has today's been??

It been pretty good although the thread count wouldnt tell you so

[oltsunamicolon]

where the fuck can i find this pic of opie and Lindsey and is it Lindsey Lohan????????????????please give me a link

[girthymac]

look at how many pages in the listening thread... that should give you a hint
Thought so......Yesterday was kind of like going to a Nevada Brothel, getting everything you want.......

[Jerseyshorekev]

Ok they got me with that shit. I'll take the crap for being so guliable! I figured it was bullshit thought.

[CrazyHairDick]

Did anyone know before yesterday that he was dating her?? I listen everyday and can't believe I would have ever missed hearing that


Yes, there has been hints here and there... If you have missed it than you have not heard ALL of the shows... BAD, BAD...

[Amazing Rando]

Yeah, just imagine if this priest was playing GTA: San Andreas...then he'd REALLY be in trouble.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

where the fuck can i find this pic of opie and Lindsey and is it Lindsey Lohan????????????????please give me a link
holy s... there is no pic... it was a joke

[lucky]

If you are breathing. You are cheating

[girthymac]

RANDO!!!! What's up!?!?!

[CrazyHairDick]

Gulible much?

How bout y'all quit talking about Opie's girlfriend, considering it has already caused some upset.


Yes I agree, the talk about Opie's relationship should stop, after all I got up to STRIKE 2 yesterday as it is! :fight6: :icon_mrgr

[Amazing Rando]

my one fan comes out! *poses for pictures*

[CrazyHairDick]

where the fuck can i find this pic of opie and Lindsey and is it Lindsey Lohan????????????????please give me a link


IT IS NOT LINDSEY LOHAN..... After all isnt Lohan only 17? :rolleyes:

[supertool]

Mornin' everbody. Working second shift precludes me from listening in the am. I catch the replays on the way into and home from work. Always amusing though, trying to figure how the show is going based on the threads.

[girthymac]

my one fan comes out! *poses for pictures*
Good luck 'bro!

[CrazyHairDick]

And even though I am one who agreed we should stop talking about Opie's woman, for the record she is VERY attractive.... Way to go Ope.....

[BruceKellysJunk]

I almost had no desire to tune in today, I was afraid i would be disappointed.

Its like banging a really hot girl, then going out to a bar the next night and having to settle for a 4. Or in my case, banging a 4, then settling for 2.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahah....that line made me happy. I was 13, he was 24...he worked at a pet store cleaning cages

"I miscarried when he kicked my stomach" :action-sm

hahahahahha, Dr. Martin :clap: :clap: :clap:

[wetandstickyjim]

It's Lindsey Lohans birthday today. Wonder what Op will get her?

[girthymac]

Doctor Martin!!! OMG!!!!

[CrazyHairDick]

I love to follow along w/ the online newspapers... Just like being back in school following along in your workbook...

[sexualdeviant]

Yesterdays show was like a good HEROIN fix and now I'm havin' withdrawals

[sexualdeviant]

Still funny as hell though

[DrGonzoPA]

Just got here, only 7 pages, must be a slow day

[Jerseyshorekev]

...rumble rumble.........Oh dear lord

[CrazyHairDick]

It's Lindsey Lohans birthday today. Wonder what Op will get her?


Your kidding right??

[Schnit Dick]

Why Wheel Chair Fred!!!

[Schnauzer]

i was just thinking about fred

[Jerseyshorekev]

I am not a fan of wheel chair fred

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wait....she told her teacher that her boyfriend strangles her and booted her in the stomach causing an explosion of stewed tomatoes.....and they said, "Go see the guidance couselor"?

[sexualdeviant]

Were you in your tub?

[CrazyHairDick]

BYE, BYE Wetchicken, LOL....

[Schnauzer]

hahahah they dont care about fred

[Mr.Monster Rain]

oooo...watch out chicken!!

[WetChicken]

hah, longer and finger

[wetandstickyjim]

Your kidding right??
Yupper

[Jimmy's Dignity]

August 17th of 1984...huh, I was almost 3 when Wheelchair Fred got splattered

[DrGonzoPA]

You would think after 21 years he would have killed himself by now

[THEAFROSHOW]

Morning baggers! Late start today. They should have Susan Smith push him backward into a lake.

[BigDickBlack]

What up Folks! Running late I hate to squeeze one out once I hear wheelchair Fred's voice!

[CrazyHairDick]

i was just thinking about fred


Hopefully it wasnt with your hand clamped around your cock with your eyes closed real tight while you moaned, Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, Ooooooooooooooooooooooo.... :icon_mrgr

[lucky]

Can Opie Ban us. Oh Oh

[Amazing Rando]

wait....she told her teacher that her boyfriend strangles her and booted her in the stomach causing an explosion of stewed tomatoes.....and they said, "Go see the guidance couselor"?

Better than... "go see the lunch lady..."

[WetChicken]

Can Opie Ban us. Oh Oh
From instant feedback he can.

[BigDickBlack]

Why would Fred wanna kill himslef when he gets to fuck sluts in the ass whenever he wants? Oh yeah he is the slut!

[Jerseyshorekev]

Go see the custodian in the closet....he'll fix ya up.

[sexualdeviant]

Fred Telethong?

[THEAFROSHOW]

Did they talk about the Russ Douchebag show today?

[lucky]

Please ban Fred

[BigDickBlack]

Im almost getting sick while eating my breakfast just listening to Fred! Seriously!

[Jerseyshorekev]

Please push him off a cliff...he brings the show to a grinding halt

[THEAFROSHOW]

New bit, What jobs can Wheelchair Fred do?

[CrazyHairDick]

Take it Fred, Hoo, Hoo...

[Seth]

Since so many people obsess over Anthony's pronunciation of 'nger' words, I think someone should collect audio of people saying finger and compare them to a clip of Anthony's pronunciation. See if its a realistic thing to fuck with him for... cuz I don't hear it.

Jimmy's impression cracks me up though

[BigDickBlack]

He really went down to the Blue Oyster Club-went down to the corner store-yeah right Fred!

[girthymac]

New bit, What jobs can Wheelchair Fred do?
He could be used as a Rickshaw.......

[Jerseyshorekev]

Bathtub cleaner?

[BigDickBlack]

Take it Fred, Hoo, Hoo...

Nice!

[IggerOok]

Just raise the bag before you wipe. Problem solved.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i can't listen to this mess of fred after the radio gold that was AFRO yesterday... its tourture!!! its fuckin' tourture!!!

[THEAFROSHOW]

He can be a rock in a park. He can help thin the population. (have him do guest speaker gigs for newly handicapped people) He can make them kill themselves.

[lucky]

He could be a great Speed Bump

[sexualdeviant]

New bit, What jobs can Wheelchair Fred do?

Take him out of the chair and he could be a speed bump

[BigDickBlack]

hey Girthy that is one of the most disturbing pics I have ever seen! A younf boy fucking his young retard brother!

[BritneySPearsTi]

No more Fred! The joke is played out and not funny!

[Jerseyshorekev]

Yeah lets paint him brown and he can be an O & A party rock!

[sexualdeviant]

Damn!!!!
I'm rippin you off Hoo Hoo

[Yukon_1449]

You could strap him to his chair and use him as a boat anchor.

[girthymac]

hey Girthy that is one of the most disturbing pics I have ever seen! A younf boy fucking his young retard brother!
Thank you sweety!! :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

[THEAFROSHOW]

We can use Fred to stop police chases. Just roll him out infront of the speeding car like spike strips!

[IggerOok]

It's not for nothing. It's costing valuable airtime right now.

[girthymac]

He would make a good boat anchor.......

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Dell should hire Fred to head up their Customer Service department.

[lucky]

Bye bye Fred

[Amazing Rando]

New bit, What jobs can Wheelchair Fred do?


Wal-Mart Greeter
Coffin Test Dummy
Pace Car at the March of Dimes
Stem Cell Research Project
Concrete Wall Stiffness Tester

[CrazyHairDick]

I agree, Fred turnes my stomach just listneing to him, and the day he was in his tub with the dildo I was eating and threw my Sasuage McMuffin out the window.. BUt that happens a lot w/ this show, I have wasted a LOT of food listening to O&A, LOL...
I do feel sorry for Fred though, so sorry I agree, he should kill himself...

[Seth]

Yeah lets paint him brown and he can be an O & A party rock!
That made me laugh- esp. once I pictured it...

[IggerOok]

Don't forget dildo mold.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

thank god opie hung up on that mess...

[THEAFROSHOW]

Cut his legs off and use him as a backpack.

[khemystri]

Mornin' Baggers!!! :)

[lucky]

morn Khem

[THEAFROSHOW]

Didn't Fred say "someone please kill me " when O&A did the silent game when he was fucking himself with the dildo?

[girthymac]

He could be a great X-mas tree ornament!

[Seth]

My daddy crushed both his feet in a motorcycle accident when he was in his 20s. He can walk, but its painful- always.

[Jerseyshorekev]

he can be one of the mannequins you see in the department stores now in the wheelchairs.

[IggerOok]

Finally, somebody funny.

[girthymac]

What's up Khem....how's the Vagitarien song going??:)

[lucky]

Dane Cook? coooooooooooool

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Mornin' Baggers!!! :)
morning khem

[Amazing Rando]

Wheelchair Fred can be Bob Kelly's tissue holder.

[girthymac]

Dane!!!!!!!

[THEAFROSHOW]

Doesn't that mess Fred have a grown up kid? He should be taking care of him so we don't have to listen to that lump of roadmeat

[liddylover]

I LOVE Dane Cook! This guy rocks.

[CrazyHairDick]

I love the anchor idea that was used by like 3 of you... he he Your rippin each other off...

[lucky]

Fuck it, Fred would be great CHUM

[THEAFROSHOW]

Can you imagine if that happened to Fred today? He would have a shit load of lawyers begging to take his case so they could sue everyone. Fred would be able to buy his own show on XM 202 just like O&A.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I actually used the time when Fred was on to actually "do work." I missed 2 pages of the thread

[CrazyHairDick]

Didn't Fred say "someone please kill me " when O&A did the silent game when he was fucking himself with the dildo?


He most certainly did..

[girthymac]

I think Fred would look great hanging from a shower curtain, with a panty hose noose.......

[khemystri]

What's up Khem....how's the Vagitarien song going??:)

on the list.....

[girthymac]

on the list.....
NICE!!!!

[THEAFROSHOW]

I think Fred would look great hanging from a shower curtain, with a panty hose noose.......
:clap: :clap: priceless :clap: :clap:

[THEAFROSHOW]

Dane rocks, I love the speak and spell bit.

[girthymac]

:clap: :clap: priceless :clap: :clap:
Thank you sweety! :action-sm

[sexualdeviant]

Danes Jeezit bit is f-ing hysterical!!

[lucky]

Would love to see Dane Cook live.

[lucky]

Fuck Cannon

[lucky]

Damn. Now we just have Gaffigan. Oh well

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yeah, that ad eats...but the worst is that 2FreeBook shit

at least the Diamond G-string competition at Delilah's ended

[IggerOok]

Dude, I saw Gaffigan in Nashville a few weeks ago. He spent the entire night after his sets trying to fuck my friend Lauren. And he's married. What a tool.

[Seth]

Dude, I saw Gaffigan in Nashville a few weeks ago. He spent the entire night after his sets trying to fuck my friend Lauren. And he's married. What a tool.
And that affects his comedy how?

I love the name Dane.

at least the Diamond G-string competition at Delilah's ended
HERE HERE! Thank fucking GOD!

[lucky]

I bet they end up on the Fucko list

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahhaha, retarded cheerleader

a-a-s-k :icon_eek:

[PorchMonkey4Life]

a cheerleader????? are you fucking kidding me

[IggerOok]

He was funny, but that guy was right. Half his act was about food, namely Hot Pockets. I thought I was watching Jon Pinette.

[IggerOok]

She sounds like Mayor Menino.

[Jerseyshorekev]

Its the baby daddy show!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I think the Internet has ruined any comics chance of SuperStar status.

[vice86]

Anyone have a pic of this girl...i have to see her now!!!

[Seth]

I'd like to see someone like that on Extreme Makeover. She does have a nice body.

[BigDickBlack]

Any of you see that porno where Maury was getting buttfucked by Larry King with The Motley Crue music in the background? Just asking?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, the Island of Dr. Maury

No arms? How does she wipe her ass?

[Seth]

http://www.mauryshow.com/
Click Inside Maury

[hittman]

just got on are they talking about povich

[pikLsnifr]

we went to a maury taping once, he had ass crack sweat through his pants, we couldn't focus on anything else. . .

at least maury had like donuts and coffee for the audience, montel didn't give out shit.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Seth you cocksucker, I almost puked on my keyboard when they showed that Rocky Dennis-face kid

I was hoping to see "that hot body"

[THEAFROSHOW]

Some retards have some drool to slobber around. Love the fuckin freaks!

[THEAFROSHOW]

Nice tits on the lump!

[BruceKellysJunk]

Diamond?

sounds like a deformed stripper

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahhahahaha, broken watch!

[liddylover]

Maury is comedy GOLD!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

The flash of Maury is fucking funny as hell, love how his jaw flaps away.

[vice86]

http://www.mauryshow.com/
Click Inside Maury

jesus christ that one girl is fucked up.....man.

[Seth]

Seth you cocksucker, I almost puked on my keyboard when they showed that Rocky Dennis-face kid
I know! I was watching it on tv and still jumped when they showed her! Freaks. Wonderful entertainment!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"Give her a strapless dress <achoo>, she's naked" I love Jimmy

[THEAFROSHOW]

Nice snatch right Opie?

[IggerOok]

You could use her as a heavy bag.

[lucky]

Jimmy is a instant classic

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Do you want to hug your sister? You cruel heartless bastard!

Pez = fantastic :clap: :clap:

[IggerOok]

Pez. God, I love Jimmy.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

how's she put in a tampon? No one is that flexible

[IggerOok]

Diamond is her name? She must be a princess cut.

[THEAFROSHOW]

I guess no Happy Endings with this one huh?

[supertool]

When I lived out west in Oregon some fucking maniac stole an 1100 pound sturgeon out of the fish hatchery. He used a tow truck but somethiung went wrong and the sturgeon ended up being dragged, leaving a gore streak for a few miles down sunset highway. Perhaps a similiar fate would suit fred.

[hittman]

uhmmmm peanut butter and toe jam

[Seth]

I'm fucking dying! Those jokes are so awful! And HYSTERICAL!

[pbapro2b]

That clip is fucked up! What kind of surprises can they have to make thier lives better? Maybe NASA can use them to test the next shuttle mission.

[Jerseyshorekev]

Whats funny is all of these talks shows started off as "real" talk shows and then when "Mort Downey Jr". started with that crazy shit on his show, they all jumped on the bancwagon....Hoo hoo tell em fred!

[wetandstickyjim]

Im crying, I'm absolutely crying

[BigDickBlack]

we went to a maury taping once, he had ass crack sweat through his pants, we couldn't focus on anything else. . .

at least maury had like donuts and coffee for the audience, montel didn't give out shit.


Jesus Christ man Maury had Swamp Ass? I would of been laughing my ass off out loud!

God Damn why didnt you have a camera phone on you?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I already want to punch this guy in the throat...that lisp is horrifying

[BruceKellysJunk]

Wow, Id rather hear ricky's show on 202 than these asshats.

[BruceKellysJunk]

strap in kids....

[IggerOok]

Nervous tool.

[Jerseyshorekev]

damn I wish I could see the show..I'm at work!

[lucky]

Fuck another self riotous asshat

[Seth]

Nervous tool.
I think he's totally pissed.

[BigDickBlack]

Ok this guy is full of shit! What are the chances of this being the first time he has tuned in for O&A? He should know how they are!

[Jerseyshorekev]

Shut up ya damn asshole!!!!!!

[Yukon_1449]

God, did he start crying?

[lucky]

Sic em Jimmy

[BigDickBlack]

It already came around to Jimmy! That chinless fuck!

[IggerOok]

Is this testicle chin?

[Seth]

OMG!! THIS GIRL IS HORRIFYING!! Her skin is all fucked up!

[lucky]

That is all Jimmy? Must be an off day

[Jimmy's Dignity]

get this poor lil' girl a burkha

[Jerseyshorekev]

you guys are killin me...I wanna see!!!!

[THEAFROSHOW]

I Ni.....with dry skin, noooooooooooo!

[Seth]

The condition doesn't affect her face though, so I'd count myself lucky if I was her. She can cover her body with sleeves and pants and look normal.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

No...you don't. I saw the preview clip on Maury's site...I wasn't kidding when I told Seth I almost puked

[sexualdeviant]

Ewwww she leaves a trail like a pepper shaker

[Jerseyshorekev]

As normal as a sleestack

[THEAFROSHOW]

It sucks ass Maury! What the fuck do you think?

[BigDickBlack]

I always thought Maury was so nice to these freaks becuase he was fucking them!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"Sometimes I see myself as a monster" cue Rupert laugh

[Seth]

She has gigantic tits too. She's not as bad off as all that...

Okay I take it back, they just showed her walking- I'm absolutely horrified!

[girthymac]

I always thought Maury was so nice to these freaks becuase he was fucking them!
Hey only the 200 pound baby's!!

[Jerseyshorekev]

O&A should start doing a show like this.

[THEAFROSHOW]

Where are the fat fuck freaks?

[DrGonzoPA]

Where are the fat fuck freaks?
wrong forum, go to the wackbaggers post your pics thread :icon_mrgr

[Jerseyshorekev]

Could you imagine, if some of these freaks came in to the studio. The first thing out of the boys mouths would be "HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK FUCKED UP!

[Seth]

wrong forum, go to the wackbaggers post your pics thread :icon_mrgr
OUCH! Jeez Gonzo! There's some fine looking people in that thread!
You did make me laugh though...

[THEAFROSHOW]

O&A should start doing a show like this.They did a few weeks ago. Pat from Moonachie, Stalker Patty, Big A, Sandy Cane, British Paul and his Darkie cock loving wife. The league of extraordinary retards.

[lucky]

OUCH! Jeez Gonzo! There's some fine looking people in that thread!
You did make me laugh though...

Why ty Seth

[Jimmy's Dignity]

white and red make orange? Not so much retard

[Jerseyshorekev]

They are normal compared to the freaks on Maury!

[lucky]

No they aren't POE

[IggerOok]

I think Norton blew a load in her cheek.

[BigDickBlack]

Go back to the circus freaks!

[THEAFROSHOW]

Moms not too bad!

[Seth]

She's so cute with her fat cheek and pigtails! She really isn't that bad off, but at 13, that's gotta be HELL.

[APortablePhone]

That girl is really cute. She was just telling the cameraman to "fuck off" because she didn't want her picture taken.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I can't wait to hear Op's reaction to the next one...I think from the terrifying preview they showed on Maury's site that Rocky Dennis is up next

[IggerOok]

I haaaaaaaaaate these guys. "Jhab Whagk?" Get a fucking hankie and wipe your chin.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha......or souls

[Seth]

I can't take laughing like this before breakfast! I'm gonna puke!

[lucky]

Gotta have a tail. Great line

[CrazyHairDick]

I know you guys will prolly kill me for this but I feel this is 1 thing they should not make fun of, handicapped people...

[girthymac]

Alright Baggers.....I'm outta here....talk you all tommorrow

[lucky]

If they don't make fun of handicapped people then what are they good for?

[BruceKellysJunk]

Next year Maury is having a followup 'where are they now' episode, consisting entirely of camera shots of a car trunk at the bottom of a lake.

[APortablePhone]

I know you guys will prolly kill me for this but I feel this is 1 thing they should not make fun of, handicapped people...

I agree. They should instead bring them into the studio and pull a train on them.

Worthless limbs desperately flailing, trying to escape.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I heard about this story...the guy put a blanket over a chick and shoved his hands down her pants

[THEAFROSHOW]

the ratarded one has fangs, a tail, is cross eyed, and drools! BLEEEECH!

[IggerOok]

Deepak Chopra?

[hittman]

i will need a shower after this show it feels so wrong to have tears of laughter running down my face.

[Farm Flufer]

Morning 'baggers.

[lucky]

It is wrong hitman but life is good.

[hittman]

yes yes it is

[APortablePhone]

The father saw the ultrasound and ran for the hills.

[DrGonzoPA]

I like to paint, and so does my daddy. We take our cloths off and finger paint each other while mommy is at work

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"You love your sister, don't you? You think she's beautiful, don't you?"

Objection! Mr. Povitch is leading the witness

[BruceKellysJunk]

the thing that pisses me off about maury is the way he talks to all of these people like they are retarded children, when they only have physical deformities. kind of like mark zupan was saying during the murderball interview "do you think hes hungry?" just because hes in a chair he cant think for himself

[hittman]

thats is what i love about the show. it is nice to know i am not the only warped soul out there. i like to listen to dr.laura in the after noon and play their sound effects with her callers very entertaining when board

[APortablePhone]

Harlequin babies are by far the scariest of all deformed kids.

The Mutter Museum is like a strip club for me.

[CrazyHairDick]

Well this is one day I will not listen to the replays..

[lucky]

bye wackers.

[DrGonzoPA]

Today I learned a deformed child doesnt need their father because everyone else will fuck it up even worse, so its ok to run for the hills when you have one.

[CrazyHairDick]

Have a good day wackbaggers.... Punchin Out...

[Schnauzer]

another fantagous show

[hittman]

say good bye asshole

[Jerseyshorekev]

i learned that you can get paid millions of dollars to watch TV and call it a radio show!

[THEAFROSHOW]

Is their a Russ Martin attack today?

[hittman]

i hope so off today want to go in to battle

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm in for the first 2 hours of the replay...anyone else?

*side note, I just saw a weather map on CNN...it's all red & orange from Texas all the way through Montana. This heat shit has gotta break at some point

[BigDickBlack]

Is their a Russ Martin attack today?


Did anyhting ever happen -did any pest get on the phone with him-I couldnt lsiten for but a hour of it.

[Jerseyshorekev]

What time and station is he?

[wetandstickyjim]

Alright, I just now stopped luaghing at Jimmy's pez joke. Holy shit. The show took off today.

[montanavirus]

*side note, I just saw a weather map on CNN...it's all red & orange from Texas all the way through Montana. This heat shit has gotta break at some point
Not too bad here in Montana today, middle 80's. Of course it might be a little warmer if the smoke from the forest fires wasn't completely blocking out the sun.
http://mont.static.worldnow.com/images/incoming/kpax_skycam.jpg

[MaximMan]

say good bye asshole

good bye, asshole.

i couldn't help it.


*car crash*

[Jigzaw]

I'm gonna post here instead of the photoshop thread " Vomitbag your now giving Cigars & Scotch a run for the best funny factor Dude I was rollin on those PS's
:clap: :clap:

[PyThomas]

Did anyhting ever happen -did any pest get on the phone with him-I couldnt lsiten for but a hour of it.

Yeah, there were a couple of cracks in the armor... one guy made a Shining cook reference, and a girl managed to get in "Chester" and "three rights make a left".

[Cup_Of_Dirt]

I'm listening to the replay and eating lunch at my office and just heard Anthony's "Dr. Martin....Paging Dr. Martin...You have an abortion to perform." I slamed my desk and LAWFED and LAWFED. Co-workers came in and want to knew what's so funny....I fucked.

[Cup_Of_Dirt]

they also want to KNOW what happend...I STINK

[Badgun]

who doesn't think she is HOT?

Based on the picture I saw, she doesn't fall into the "hot" catagory. She may well be hot, but all I have to go on is one unflattering picture.

[MarshmallowRain]

I tried to get in here around 10 after 3 to start the thread maybe next wednesday. My modem went down and didn't come back up till 6. Yesterday's show do admit was a hard act to follow and never have heard ron and fez they do sound bit different than expected them to. Ron's voice was higher than I expected. Anyway as they said on FOX & friends its national underwear day so those of you want to reverse things and wear your underwear outside your pants you half a half assed reason today.

[DREW]

It's hard to follow yesterday show, but bbbboys doing good job

[theo]

Hey Bagger Misters,

Would Someone Please Grab Me The Whole Show Of Maury Audio...And Video If Ya Dont Mind ...And Send It To Me At Theo_Lemasters@Yahoo.Com Or Post It Somewhere I Can Download It....

Thanks So Much, I Have a Great idea For An Audio Bit But I Didn't Act In Time To Record It.....

Thanks :)

[MarshmallowRain]

Guess I must be more illiterate than I thought but how do you get the ticker into your messages like professor ants? Tried doing it through the user cp but that didn't work can I just do it in regular post.

[whoisisthis]

liustening to replay now



I can't express how happyt I am to hear the return of Progeria Boy and Maury


*wipes away tear*