MAVRIC305
04-04-2002, 09:01 PM
The boys play rock-and-roll McDonalds as their lead in for the day.
They start the show off with some talk about the things that they wouldn't have if they were syndicated. They talk about the rock-and-roll Dentist. They think that he is jealous. It is like O & A starting a message board on dentistry. All you need is a message board and you become an expert. He has wished for their failure. They have done nothing but trash the O & A show on a daily basis. The talk about Alan Sniffen’s “Board Reflections.” He runs with various topics that are popular on the message board. He is a psychopath. Opie will get a restraining order. They talk about the speculation with Jim Breuer’s bit played at 6:30. They talk about how Sniffen thinks Hannity will do better in syndication. They tell him to take an X-ray. They talk about King of Comedy. They play Alan Sniffen’s Board Reflections which sound exactly like old school radio. Anthony remind that this is a dentist talking. They play him saying Sean Hannity is doing better O&A. They say that syndication has evolved the show. {He sounds exactly like Tom Leykiss.} Sniffen says that syndication hurts the local show. Dan from Hoboken says syndication has hurt the show because he has to listen to Alan Sniffen. They talk about their accomplishments.
O & A say that they are the talk of the country. O & A say that they are #1 in all the important demos (18-49). Alan Sniffen exposed on 17 cities. They talk about how news oriented talks ratings increased after 9|11. O & A say they are kicking Sean Hannity’s ass again. Sniffen talks about how the O&A show is getting to big. They talk about how his comedy shows are being sold out. Sniffen talks about Mohr and Breuer don’t bring anything to the table. Anthony talks about how Jay Mohr and Jim Breuer made almost constant appearances pre-syndication. Sniffen talks about how less controversial the show has become and how the “Syndication Now” people should feel bad. He says that he said that syndication of the show has ruined the content of the show. Anthony thinks Hannity will do better in syndication.
Caller imagines Sniffen yelling at a patient when the patient is under.
Another caller thinks he is a moron. Opie talks about how Sniffen thinks everything is better in the past. Sean Hannity is gooder than O & A but less gooder than he use to be. Alan Sniffen says that syndication has hurt the O & A show. Opie says that, “In the end, he is always wrong.” They talk about an old post on the NYRMB: Tom Leykis stays, Radio Chick stays, and WNEW will get a new PD. They mention things that have helped the show in syndication: People eating puke from Boston, Mellissa from Philly, Hot Sacramento Girls, and Tom From New Orleans. The person that brings the sickest or wildest thing will win a trip to see AeroSmith in L.A. Anthony talks about a person brings in a Siberian Tiger. They turned down a bit where girls had their patch like Arafat.
“Our Steve, is a bitter Steve.”
(Break)
The boys get back and they start to talk about "Sweet Release" and how Steve C and Jeremy Coleman were up all night trying to rewrite the spot. They head into the clips of Opie and Anthony earlier that day. Right off the bat Opie gets pissed and says, there is no way he is reading the first line. After some steam was let out, (like Opie saying, he is not going to read it, because he doesn't suck dick, and he doesn't want people to get the impression that he knows what cum tastes like) he read it in a mocking fashion. He read about the sweet and delicious taste coming from within. Steve is trying to broker it but it is too gay for Opie. Anthony thinks that it sounds like he has tasted it. Anthony says that a girl should do it. Anthony says that they are "not going to say that the [jizz] is tasting like anything." Opie says that , "Girls are the ones that suck [cock], not guys."
They talk about "Dream Cream" with Norton and Steve C and they play the clip.
(Break)
The boys get back and mention that they will be live in Boston tomorrow, and Jim Norton will also be playing at the Avalon ballroom. They mention that they will be having a contest for tickets to see Aerosmith Live in Los Angeles. They just want people to come down to the studio with something that will shock them, it could be a thing or a person (like a celebrity) So, come on down you Bostonians! They want to see some chicks with the Arafat, which is a reference to Arafat's Pubic haired mustache and beard. Is that guy fucking creepy or what?
Then, Dave the Mount Everest guy calls in to say he will be climbing Mount Everest very soon, and has his huge WOW flag ready to be planted at the top. He will be the first asthmatic to climb the mountain. The boys begin to question his credibility, asking questions about how much it's going to cost. He says that it will not be that much, because he is not going get all the expensive shit that saves peoples lives, like a sherpa, who are very skilled in mountain climbing and help out the people with adventurous spirits. They cost upwards of 70 grand, and the guy says that he is not going to get one. All of a sudden all of this legal shit comes up about him needing a permit, and even after submitting an application you have to wait 2 months for approval. He tells the boys that he has none of that, he is just going to go, and prove everybody wrong. He says he has equipment, and he will be using his friends laptop to communicate with a Meteorologist to track the weather conditions. Then, the listeners begin to chime in and bash him. They tell him he is full of shit, and there is no way he is serious. Anthony acts as a caller and says that he will be going to the moon with a few of his buddies, they will be planting a WOW flag there, and afterwards they will sit around and wait for the next roaming space shuttle to pick them up. They tell him that he has to call in from time to time as he is climbing the mountain, or even when he finally reaches the top of the world. The listeners continue to say he is either lying, or he is going to die. Then, some dude Jim calls in and says that he is going to plant a WOW sign in China, he just started the digging. He says he will be keeping in touch with a tin can. He also had some advice for Dave, telling him to take two S's with him, so when he can replace those W's in WOW, and make it an SOS. Another caller asked if the boys were sure that this guy wasn't Lyin' brian, the old intern with a ton of stories and a patch on his eye. The boys take a quick call from a guy who says he will be bringing a piece of his lung to the BCN studios tomorrow in Boston. Then, they take a call from a guy who says he was going to use his father's scuba gear and put a WOW sign on the Titanic. Nice!
(Break)
The boys touch on some black family who is suing the city for their kids getting hurt on the Titanic ride. I didn't hear this part due to work, but all I remember hearing was these people are going to get 100 million dollars for their kids getting injured, not seriously either. We have all fallen off of the swing sets, or the monkey bars at the park, it was that kind of injury. I think they were saying these people wanted money for punitive damages, which Anthony said would be a little longer to take effect.
They start to talk about Wesley Willis, who is the homeless black guy from Chicago who sings the song Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds. So, they played it again, due to popular demand. Then they take a quick call from a guy making a great point. He said the people and families of the people involved in Titanic were never paid, and now these people are going to make money off of the ride. Sad.
Then Opie sees that Alan Sniffen had answered back on his message board. So, Opie reads it word for word: Posted by Allan Sniffen on April 04, 2002 at 17:18:42:
The truth is hard to take. It always is. I guess that's why O&A dedicated a huge portion of their show today to my "Board Reflections" today. It's nice to know my words are so highly regarded that they felt it necessary to respond immediately.
The fact is that syndication has hurt this show in New York. Just look at the ratings for all the proof you need. That's why O&A were so upset. Denial is a strong thing but ratings are ratings. And that was the problem. They couldn't actually refute my comments even as the played "Board Reflections" over the air. So, instead we got a bunch of adolescent rambling.
They probably can't come up with anything else to scream about this week. Of course, that's the problem with this show. It's boring... and it didn't used to be.
Oh... and for those of you who will support them to the ends of the world, maybe you should consider the depths their show has sunk to when they have to use *me* for material. Is it that I'm so important or that they're so desperate? Pick one... I'll go along with either interpretation.
No Dick! You didn't get to anyone. You just made it fun to tool on you for an hour. It made great radio!
Then, they played two more songs by Wesley Willis. The first one was "My Mother smokes crack rocks" Then, they played "I whooped Batman's ass" Which was a pretty fucking funny.
(Break)
The boys finally get start to talk about "Women's sexual pet peeves" in which women call in, to talk about certain things a guy does that pisses them off in bed. By the way, this is the bit that they killed on the "down low" yesterday. Anyway, they talked to a woman whose boyfriend farts when he is going down on her. Anthony says that guys don’t do the gas chamber (pulling her under the covers and cutting one) until after the first date.
A café-latte women calls in, and says she doesn’t like it when guys don’t go down. Then, the boys get a call from Devita, from the Naughty Nightie Contest. SHE doesn’t like it when guys put a bag over HER head. They talk about when Carson Daly interviewed Puffy and acted black with Puffy was the same as when Opie talked to a previous café-latte caller. Then, “Little League” Marian calls in, and she told the boys she doesn’t like it when guy's make direct contact with the little man in the boat. Anthony then does an impression of Mike Tyson doing upper cuts (cunts). The boys take a call from a girl who said her boyfriend cried out “oh Richard!” while she was going down on him. Aww scary! Then, Donna says she doesn’t like it when the guy gets overzealous and almost chokes her. Debbie doesn’t like it with his hand on the head. She says not do it, because it leads to them pushing the head down. Anthony says that sometimes the guy just has the urge to bury all the way down to the Yambag! Another contestant from the Naughty Nightie Contest doesn’t like it when guy rolls her in flour. Hmm.. Which contestant would that be...? Blackjack anyone?
Then, some bitch calls in and says she doesn't get on the air because of Stinky. Anthony thinks that any girl should be allowed to get on the show. they bring Awesome Garrett in for questioning and he explains that he puts them through, but it's up to O & A to pick up the line. Another girl doesn’t like it when the guy “slips” and tries to go for some back door action. Anthony talks about skidding in the bushes.
(Break)
More Women's sexual pet peeves
The boys get back and Some chick Robin calls in and says "Oh my God I love Opie" Awesome Garrett writes that she is why he doesn't put the girls through. They all begin to apologize to Awesome Garrett, after a terrible line by annoying Robin. It's all about Garrett now, he's the one that set them straight. Another chick calls in and says it's rhythmic, it has to have some consistency. They get a call from girl who likes it wet, or with some lubrication. The boys mention prison lube, so Opie says how about the Iron sheik lube. Anthony starts with the "Pleasure for me" and the "huck tooo" clip from the Iron Sheik. Classic! They take a call from a girl who says she had sex with her boyfriend with her armpit, which is called axelicous, or something to that affect. Then, Melissa calls in and says that she hates when they ask questions afterwards, like asking if the girl had an orgasm. She said it's stupid to ask, because he's going to get a lie anyway. Then, a girl says her boyfriend ejaculated piss, not Semen, she said it tasted a little sweeter than usual. Whore! The number one sex mistake was ear alingus, which is sticking your tongue in a chicks ear, stick to nibbling on her earlobe, or lightly breathing in her (r)ear. Anthony explains carefully: It's because we all have sensitive (r)ears, and sometimes your in a club and someone comes up to you and is whispering in your (r)ear, next thing you know your plugging your (r)ear.
(Break)
WDIL
Intercourse is like driving a car on an icy road, sometimes you drive your car into a muddy ditch. Don't yell out Richard during sex. Never take the man in the boats hood off when your licking the snatch. Awesome Garrett is a chauvinistic pig! Hot button abuse still not as bad as dump button abuse! Most of all N. D. A. G.: Never Doubt Awesome Garrett!
Tomorrow on the O & A show: The boys will be live in Boston, looking for people to show up with the something crazy. It could be a person, act, or thing. Have fun Boston!
Special thanks to SOS for all the help on this review. SOS rules!
They start the show off with some talk about the things that they wouldn't have if they were syndicated. They talk about the rock-and-roll Dentist. They think that he is jealous. It is like O & A starting a message board on dentistry. All you need is a message board and you become an expert. He has wished for their failure. They have done nothing but trash the O & A show on a daily basis. The talk about Alan Sniffen’s “Board Reflections.” He runs with various topics that are popular on the message board. He is a psychopath. Opie will get a restraining order. They talk about the speculation with Jim Breuer’s bit played at 6:30. They talk about how Sniffen thinks Hannity will do better in syndication. They tell him to take an X-ray. They talk about King of Comedy. They play Alan Sniffen’s Board Reflections which sound exactly like old school radio. Anthony remind that this is a dentist talking. They play him saying Sean Hannity is doing better O&A. They say that syndication has evolved the show. {He sounds exactly like Tom Leykiss.} Sniffen says that syndication hurts the local show. Dan from Hoboken says syndication has hurt the show because he has to listen to Alan Sniffen. They talk about their accomplishments.
O & A say that they are the talk of the country. O & A say that they are #1 in all the important demos (18-49). Alan Sniffen exposed on 17 cities. They talk about how news oriented talks ratings increased after 9|11. O & A say they are kicking Sean Hannity’s ass again. Sniffen talks about how the O&A show is getting to big. They talk about how his comedy shows are being sold out. Sniffen talks about Mohr and Breuer don’t bring anything to the table. Anthony talks about how Jay Mohr and Jim Breuer made almost constant appearances pre-syndication. Sniffen talks about how less controversial the show has become and how the “Syndication Now” people should feel bad. He says that he said that syndication of the show has ruined the content of the show. Anthony thinks Hannity will do better in syndication.
Caller imagines Sniffen yelling at a patient when the patient is under.
Another caller thinks he is a moron. Opie talks about how Sniffen thinks everything is better in the past. Sean Hannity is gooder than O & A but less gooder than he use to be. Alan Sniffen says that syndication has hurt the O & A show. Opie says that, “In the end, he is always wrong.” They talk about an old post on the NYRMB: Tom Leykis stays, Radio Chick stays, and WNEW will get a new PD. They mention things that have helped the show in syndication: People eating puke from Boston, Mellissa from Philly, Hot Sacramento Girls, and Tom From New Orleans. The person that brings the sickest or wildest thing will win a trip to see AeroSmith in L.A. Anthony talks about a person brings in a Siberian Tiger. They turned down a bit where girls had their patch like Arafat.
“Our Steve, is a bitter Steve.”
(Break)
The boys get back and they start to talk about "Sweet Release" and how Steve C and Jeremy Coleman were up all night trying to rewrite the spot. They head into the clips of Opie and Anthony earlier that day. Right off the bat Opie gets pissed and says, there is no way he is reading the first line. After some steam was let out, (like Opie saying, he is not going to read it, because he doesn't suck dick, and he doesn't want people to get the impression that he knows what cum tastes like) he read it in a mocking fashion. He read about the sweet and delicious taste coming from within. Steve is trying to broker it but it is too gay for Opie. Anthony thinks that it sounds like he has tasted it. Anthony says that a girl should do it. Anthony says that they are "not going to say that the [jizz] is tasting like anything." Opie says that , "Girls are the ones that suck [cock], not guys."
They talk about "Dream Cream" with Norton and Steve C and they play the clip.
(Break)
The boys get back and mention that they will be live in Boston tomorrow, and Jim Norton will also be playing at the Avalon ballroom. They mention that they will be having a contest for tickets to see Aerosmith Live in Los Angeles. They just want people to come down to the studio with something that will shock them, it could be a thing or a person (like a celebrity) So, come on down you Bostonians! They want to see some chicks with the Arafat, which is a reference to Arafat's Pubic haired mustache and beard. Is that guy fucking creepy or what?
Then, Dave the Mount Everest guy calls in to say he will be climbing Mount Everest very soon, and has his huge WOW flag ready to be planted at the top. He will be the first asthmatic to climb the mountain. The boys begin to question his credibility, asking questions about how much it's going to cost. He says that it will not be that much, because he is not going get all the expensive shit that saves peoples lives, like a sherpa, who are very skilled in mountain climbing and help out the people with adventurous spirits. They cost upwards of 70 grand, and the guy says that he is not going to get one. All of a sudden all of this legal shit comes up about him needing a permit, and even after submitting an application you have to wait 2 months for approval. He tells the boys that he has none of that, he is just going to go, and prove everybody wrong. He says he has equipment, and he will be using his friends laptop to communicate with a Meteorologist to track the weather conditions. Then, the listeners begin to chime in and bash him. They tell him he is full of shit, and there is no way he is serious. Anthony acts as a caller and says that he will be going to the moon with a few of his buddies, they will be planting a WOW flag there, and afterwards they will sit around and wait for the next roaming space shuttle to pick them up. They tell him that he has to call in from time to time as he is climbing the mountain, or even when he finally reaches the top of the world. The listeners continue to say he is either lying, or he is going to die. Then, some dude Jim calls in and says that he is going to plant a WOW sign in China, he just started the digging. He says he will be keeping in touch with a tin can. He also had some advice for Dave, telling him to take two S's with him, so when he can replace those W's in WOW, and make it an SOS. Another caller asked if the boys were sure that this guy wasn't Lyin' brian, the old intern with a ton of stories and a patch on his eye. The boys take a quick call from a guy who says he will be bringing a piece of his lung to the BCN studios tomorrow in Boston. Then, they take a call from a guy who says he was going to use his father's scuba gear and put a WOW sign on the Titanic. Nice!
(Break)
The boys touch on some black family who is suing the city for their kids getting hurt on the Titanic ride. I didn't hear this part due to work, but all I remember hearing was these people are going to get 100 million dollars for their kids getting injured, not seriously either. We have all fallen off of the swing sets, or the monkey bars at the park, it was that kind of injury. I think they were saying these people wanted money for punitive damages, which Anthony said would be a little longer to take effect.
They start to talk about Wesley Willis, who is the homeless black guy from Chicago who sings the song Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds. So, they played it again, due to popular demand. Then they take a quick call from a guy making a great point. He said the people and families of the people involved in Titanic were never paid, and now these people are going to make money off of the ride. Sad.
Then Opie sees that Alan Sniffen had answered back on his message board. So, Opie reads it word for word: Posted by Allan Sniffen on April 04, 2002 at 17:18:42:
The truth is hard to take. It always is. I guess that's why O&A dedicated a huge portion of their show today to my "Board Reflections" today. It's nice to know my words are so highly regarded that they felt it necessary to respond immediately.
The fact is that syndication has hurt this show in New York. Just look at the ratings for all the proof you need. That's why O&A were so upset. Denial is a strong thing but ratings are ratings. And that was the problem. They couldn't actually refute my comments even as the played "Board Reflections" over the air. So, instead we got a bunch of adolescent rambling.
They probably can't come up with anything else to scream about this week. Of course, that's the problem with this show. It's boring... and it didn't used to be.
Oh... and for those of you who will support them to the ends of the world, maybe you should consider the depths their show has sunk to when they have to use *me* for material. Is it that I'm so important or that they're so desperate? Pick one... I'll go along with either interpretation.
No Dick! You didn't get to anyone. You just made it fun to tool on you for an hour. It made great radio!
Then, they played two more songs by Wesley Willis. The first one was "My Mother smokes crack rocks" Then, they played "I whooped Batman's ass" Which was a pretty fucking funny.
(Break)
The boys finally get start to talk about "Women's sexual pet peeves" in which women call in, to talk about certain things a guy does that pisses them off in bed. By the way, this is the bit that they killed on the "down low" yesterday. Anyway, they talked to a woman whose boyfriend farts when he is going down on her. Anthony says that guys don’t do the gas chamber (pulling her under the covers and cutting one) until after the first date.
A café-latte women calls in, and says she doesn’t like it when guys don’t go down. Then, the boys get a call from Devita, from the Naughty Nightie Contest. SHE doesn’t like it when guys put a bag over HER head. They talk about when Carson Daly interviewed Puffy and acted black with Puffy was the same as when Opie talked to a previous café-latte caller. Then, “Little League” Marian calls in, and she told the boys she doesn’t like it when guy's make direct contact with the little man in the boat. Anthony then does an impression of Mike Tyson doing upper cuts (cunts). The boys take a call from a girl who said her boyfriend cried out “oh Richard!” while she was going down on him. Aww scary! Then, Donna says she doesn’t like it when the guy gets overzealous and almost chokes her. Debbie doesn’t like it with his hand on the head. She says not do it, because it leads to them pushing the head down. Anthony says that sometimes the guy just has the urge to bury all the way down to the Yambag! Another contestant from the Naughty Nightie Contest doesn’t like it when guy rolls her in flour. Hmm.. Which contestant would that be...? Blackjack anyone?
Then, some bitch calls in and says she doesn't get on the air because of Stinky. Anthony thinks that any girl should be allowed to get on the show. they bring Awesome Garrett in for questioning and he explains that he puts them through, but it's up to O & A to pick up the line. Another girl doesn’t like it when the guy “slips” and tries to go for some back door action. Anthony talks about skidding in the bushes.
(Break)
More Women's sexual pet peeves
The boys get back and Some chick Robin calls in and says "Oh my God I love Opie" Awesome Garrett writes that she is why he doesn't put the girls through. They all begin to apologize to Awesome Garrett, after a terrible line by annoying Robin. It's all about Garrett now, he's the one that set them straight. Another chick calls in and says it's rhythmic, it has to have some consistency. They get a call from girl who likes it wet, or with some lubrication. The boys mention prison lube, so Opie says how about the Iron sheik lube. Anthony starts with the "Pleasure for me" and the "huck tooo" clip from the Iron Sheik. Classic! They take a call from a girl who says she had sex with her boyfriend with her armpit, which is called axelicous, or something to that affect. Then, Melissa calls in and says that she hates when they ask questions afterwards, like asking if the girl had an orgasm. She said it's stupid to ask, because he's going to get a lie anyway. Then, a girl says her boyfriend ejaculated piss, not Semen, she said it tasted a little sweeter than usual. Whore! The number one sex mistake was ear alingus, which is sticking your tongue in a chicks ear, stick to nibbling on her earlobe, or lightly breathing in her (r)ear. Anthony explains carefully: It's because we all have sensitive (r)ears, and sometimes your in a club and someone comes up to you and is whispering in your (r)ear, next thing you know your plugging your (r)ear.
(Break)
WDIL
Intercourse is like driving a car on an icy road, sometimes you drive your car into a muddy ditch. Don't yell out Richard during sex. Never take the man in the boats hood off when your licking the snatch. Awesome Garrett is a chauvinistic pig! Hot button abuse still not as bad as dump button abuse! Most of all N. D. A. G.: Never Doubt Awesome Garrett!
Tomorrow on the O & A show: The boys will be live in Boston, looking for people to show up with the something crazy. It could be a person, act, or thing. Have fun Boston!
Special thanks to SOS for all the help on this review. SOS rules!