O&A Listening Thread 08-18-05

[BruceKellysJunk]

how the hell did you get a dart in a power outlet?

were you playing cricket with michael j fox?

[Cromwell]

Cool - Po is in.

[charlie dick]

The show has become the sequel to "Jackass."

[Jimmy's Dignity]

no, I was 12...and I just kinda put it in there by holding the feathers...no shock. Then I grabbed the metal when I pulled it out

<--retarded

[Dark Reyule]

LMAO, why is it whenever anyone talks about the Karate Kid they always throw out the "Body bag" quote and I laugh every time?

[toddstallings]

I have the CD at home, but I can't bring it to mind. Give me some time.

thanks for your response, just let me know if you remember, i've been trying to figure that song out for a while now. I'd appreciate it.

[wetandstickyjim]

thanks for your response, just let me know if you remember, i've been trying to figure that song out for a while now. I'd appreciate it.
I sent myself an email as a reminder...I'll get back tomorrow. I'm having a huge brain fart.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha....."Whoops" corporate research at it's finest

[PorchMonkey4Life]

www.woodstream.com

[BadGuy]

Did you make that up? cuz that's hysterical!:icon_lol:
Actually, Ant said "Mouse Auschwitz" and I just combined the two.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wow...Sam sounds like such a lil' tussleable guy

[Dark Reyule]

Is Ralphie in a diabetic coma? He has the enthusisam of Schivao's vaginal juices.

[DREW]

Let's zip em, let's zip the whole intern team

[Dark Reyule]

Let's zip em, let's zip the whole intern team


Why condense them into one easy to send file when they can zap them with the electric mouse zapper?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh God...if Ralphie May is the first celebrity to try out Sexiest State I'm going to hang myself

Po brought a PR to Ralphie May's wedding? Hmmm...any PR we know?

[Dark Reyule]

oh God...if Ralphie May is the first celebrity to try out Sexiest State I'm going to hang myself

Po brought a PR to Ralphie May's wedding? Hmmm...any PR we know?

Sammy Sosa?

[dees4u]

Some sausage lady, I assume

[Chester'sLiver]

HAHAHa, i sent that

[PorchMonkey4Life]

electronic mouse trap... http://www.victorpest.com/store/assets/product_images/m250.gif

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yeah, I was thinking about some sausage too...

Chester, you sent in Mousetrap? That game ruled!

[BadGuy]

electronic mouse trap... http://www.victorpest.com/store/assets/product_images/m250.gif
That's cool as shit - do they make them in Dog size?

[Chester'sLiver]

yeah, I was thinking about some sausage too...

Chester, you sent in Mousetrap? That game ruled!
Yeah I sent it just for shits and giggles.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

how does jimmy know about such places?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"Yup, of course!" Translation: Uh oh...I completely forgot to write that down

[NoFilterPaul]

oh God...if Ralphie May is the first celebrity to try out Sexiest State I'm going to hang myself


Only because Ralphie is the same size as a state

[Schnauzer]

Only because Ralphie is the same size as a state
hahahaha

[Schnauzer]

thats my ipod shuffle

[savethewave]

This is unbelievable that they cannot get XM to market them. The number one show on satellite radio, according to every poll I have read. Let alone get a coffee machine.

[savethewave]

Does the Risque Video guy sound like the "I'm Dave Graveline, with Into Tomorrow" guy?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

you mean the song that was just playing in the PGA commercial?

it's "In the meantime" by Space Hog

[WindowLck]

didn't Ron and Fez do the "Big ASS Bathroom Inspection Award sticker" from WNEW?"

[BuzzJr]

zzzzzzzzz toothpaste and BJs

[Seth]

didn't Ron and Fez do the "Big ASS Bathroom Inspection Award sticker" from WNEW?"
I have a few of those laying around...

[APortablePhone]

Who knew that Anthony's girlfriend posted on this message board. Let the speculation begin.

I think I have an idea as to who she is but I'm not telling.

[wetandstickyjim]

you mean the song that was just playing in the PGA commercial?

it's "In the meantime" by Space Hog
Wew, thanks. That's been bugging me. Great song, the rest of the Cd is so so.

[DREW]

I I I , you stattering motherf-r

[Dark Reyule]

Did someone say "Space Ben?"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"I haven't done a mysoganistic piece in a while, I felt I was due..."

[thecatdad]

Hehe, Ol' Panda Legs!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahaa

Op giggles when he's in pain, anyone notice that?

[DREW]

Put your cock in there you fag

[NoFilterPaul]

Who knew that Anthony's girlfriend posted on this message board. Let the speculation begin.

I think I have an idea as to who she is but I'm not telling.

Let's leave that one alone...

[unclefank]

hmmm...Separated at birth?

http://www.wowfans.com/images/sig1.jpg

Nathan Lane
http://www.nathanlane.com/Images/mystery/3.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaa

his poor lil' paw

[sandy beaches]

Opies complains that he gets no presents.... first of all he doesn't tell anyone when his b-day is (like Jimmy) and he breaks any presents he does get. Of course no one is getting him presents!!!!! Silly Opie!!!

[DREW]

Gotta love Opie's evel loughter

[DREW]

ooooo, that twat again

[FANDICK]

I hate this namedropping, cunt.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hey now, our lil PR is an awesome PR...at least put a smiley in that one Drew

let her drop what she will...names, pants, what have you

[khemystri]

so.... is BJ gonna shock his dick or what???

[Sutsu]

ooooo, that twat again

Oh, she's a good egg, leave her be. But, uh, she's gonna get her man's junk into trouble...

Anyone have a spare Aztec they could donate to this cock in mouse trap game?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

5 double cheeseburgers and a stabbing...good day for a 71 year old man

Anyone have a spare Aztec they could donate to this cock in mouse trap game?
If you're talkin about the car, I'd put my cock in a mouse trap to avoid owning an Aztec

[DREW]

hey now, our lil PR is an awesome PR...at least put a smiley in that one Drew

let her drop what she will...names, pants, what have you


allright allright our PR is an awesome PR, just kiddin (still a twat though, corrrrrection - hot twat)

[savethewave]

I hate this namedropping, cunt.

I met her a couple of weeks ago. She was pretty cool, with the vicous, sarcastic sense of humor that I wish all women had.

[DREW]

here we go again - Pr. Anthony and his finner

[khemystri]

Now that is something I DONT want to witness or see lol :)

who cares.... id look at BJ's bag if he's gonna
jam it in a fuckin' cock electric chair!!! :icon_mrgr

[Chuckyarla]

allright allright our PR is an awesome PR, just kiddin (still a twat though, corrrrrection - hot twat)

you need to be corrected:
:action-sm
Phenomenal hot twat

[Schnauzer]

No Shit!

[lucky]

Morning wackers

[AndrewIsGod]

is that a real toyota commercial or not?

[Seth]

That No Shit Sale is the same guy that did Peep Delta- I recognize the voice, but I don't know who it is or where it comes from.

[DREW]

you need to be corrected:
:action-sm
Phenomenal hot twat
well, phenomenal is a big fu-n word, cant just waist it on any slit

[Jimmy's Dignity]

only time I'd wanna see BJ's cock is if it was in an orifice of DonkeySausage's

[NoFilterPaul]

who cares.... id look at BJ's bag if he's gonna
jam it in a fuckin' cock electric chair!!! :icon_mrgr

GAY GAY GAY

[lucky]

Woof woof woof?

[DREW]

GAY GAY GAY
It's not gay if he doesnt push back

[savethewave]

August is referred to as the Dog Days of Summer. That is where the reference is from.

[APortablePhone]

is that a real toyota commercial or not?

It's a radio bit of course, you can download it Here (http://www.rock959.fm/file/toyotasale.mp3)

[Schnauzer]

ahahah seth

[lucky]

Dogs are some good eating

[khemystri]

GAY GAY GAY

dont you have a crippled numb twat to bang??? :action-sm

[Chuckyarla]

can op take chester there

[Cromwell]

I guess the Mets gotta do something to sell tickets

[BadGuy]

Dogs are some good eating
You Korean?

[Schnauzer]

Dogs are some good eating
you put your finger under their chin, shhhhhhhcka shhhhhcka shhhhcka shhcka.

[lucky]

Hey Khem ya fprgot he can't even get it up to bang her remember?

[Cromwell]

"whoever is their marketing person should have his cunt kicked" - *classic*

[FANDICK]

I met her a couple of weeks ago. She was pretty cool, with the vicous, sarcastic sense of humor that I wish all women had.

Don't like her.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

you put your finger under their chin, shhhhhhhcka shhhhhcka shhhhcka shhcka.
Someone did a fantastic PS of Lil' Jimmy doing that to some dog

[JPetrucci23]

lets go mets

[Norton's Hog]

Opes' not a Mets fan anymore? NIIICE....
The curse is over, and they can finally have a winning season.

[Schnauzer]

Someone did a fantastic PS of Lil' Jimmy doing that to some dog
ooo i need to c that

[lucky]

Opes' not a Mets fan anymore? NIIICE....
The curse is over, and they can finally have a winning season.

Will never happen.

[Seth]

ahahah seth
hey, shut up! :icon_cry:

[khemystri]

Hey Khem ya fprgot he can't even get it up to bang her remember?

oh yeah... :icon_mrgr

[Schnauzer]

hey, shut up! :icon_cry:
:icon_lol:

[Schnauzer]

anyone know where the jim and dog photoshop is?

[FANDICK]

I've listened to this a FEW times since it happened.

[Sajix]

Ahh Southpark fifth season clips. Best. Season. Ever.

[Schnauzer]

hmmm i love 5th season

[Sajix]

whats that liar audio from. trey parker ey


The Butter's Episode of Southpark.

[FANDICK]

It sounds like they got this off of SU.

Sounds EXACTLY like my shitty, old feed.

[Schnauzer]

The Butter's Episode of Southpark.
ahh, i have every episode :icon_bigg ill refresh and watch them again

[NoFilterPaul]

dont you have a crippled numb twat to bang??? :action-sm

at least its a TWAT!! 8-)

[khemystri]

It sounds like they got this off of SU.

Sounds EXACTLY like my shitty, old feed.

they did, Sexbagel had to make a request thread here on Wackbag...

[Cromwell]

at least its a TWAT!! 8-)

Your wife is hot, Paul

[lucky]

at least its a TWAT!! 8-)


A twat is useless unless you can bang it. Or else they look for Black cock to suck.

[APortablePhone]

hey, shut up! :icon_cry:

Cheer up!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/2005_04_smrmet.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/t1_mascot.jpg

[khemystri]

at least its a TWAT!! 8-)

Im gonna have to land a role on a soap-opera so I can get
my hands on Denise's cans!!!! :)

[FANDICK]

they did, Sexbagel had to make a request thread here on Wackbag...

Ah.

Missed that one or I would've sent mine to him.

[Sajix]

Im gonna have to land a role on a soap-opera so I can get
my hands on Denise's cans!!!! :)


sorry khem, she only digs the coloreds

[Schnauzer]

fantabulous

[Schnauzer]

i need to catch the first half hour since my frickn alarm didnt work

[khemystri]

Ah.

Missed that one or I would've sent mine to him.

he had in minutes after the thread was created,
they shut down the thread very quickly!!!

we help when we can

[thetimp]

why is the show ending 5 minutes early

[Schnauzer]

im punchn out, ill catch u fellas later

[Rev]

Great show! Punchin' out!!!!

[Seth]

Cheer up!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/2005_04_smrmet.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/t1_mascot.jpg
I do love my Mets. I'm gonna try to get tickets to the dog game!

[lucky]

Punching out wackers

[DREW]

aaahhhh, ze marvel of sat.radio - gotta catch first hour too

[HummerTuesdays]

I do love my Mets. I'm gonna try to get tickets to the dog game!

If last night was any indication...yeah, there will be PLENTY of tickets available.

[khemystri]

punchin out... ill check back in a few hours

[Seth]

FUCK FUCK FUCK- I can't make it to the dog game at Shea. I'm bummed now!

[savethewave]

Cheer up!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/2005_04_smrmet.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/t1_mascot.jpg

I think it's great that the Mets let kids with Downs Syndrome enjoy the game.

[FukinHudlum]

Hell, now all the guys need to do is track down Spaz.

[JoeyDVDZ]

What tatoos is she talking about?

[angeleyes]

any links to this dick's post?

[FANDICK]

any links to this dick's post?

I hope this asshole shows up and gets his face kicked in.

I HATE guys like this.

Nothing but a shit stirring, asswipe.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I was wondering the same thing. My guess is this assface is no longer a member of the wackbag family. I can't wait until Op comes face to face with this guy, he'll kill his ass.

[angeleyes]

I hope this asshole shows up and gets his face kicked in.

I HATE guys like this.

Nothing but a shit stirring, asswipe.

totally agree and I only pray it is caught on camera!

[timmykidd2104]

I hope this asshole shows up and gets his face kicked in.

I HATE guys like this.

Nothing but a shit stirring, asswipe.

HELLO, EXACTLY! so many times someone posts that opie brings nothing to the show... are you fucking kidding? there is no fucking show without opie. and of course i'm not trying to take anything from anthony and jimmy cause they're also great, but i want that kobra guy to come in and have opie go chimp on him.

[FANDICK]

totally agree and I only pray it is caught on camera!

Me too.

Btw, is anyone else's online feed cutting out? (XaMp)

I'm getting fucking PISSED!

[rocfastrini]

Me too.

Btw, is anyone else's online feed cutting out? (XaMp)

I'm getting fucking PISSED!


mine is...i had to switch to the actual XM player...i missed big chucks of the live show because of it

[BadGuy]

HELLO, EXACTLY! so many times someone posts that opie brings nothing to the show... are you fucking kidding? there is not show without opie. and of course i'm not trying to take anything from anthony and jimmy, but i want him to come in and hear opie go chimp on him.
There wouldn't be a show without Opie - he's the one that went to college and got into radio, then he picked up Anthony and Norton along the way. BTW, nice job with the covert op yesterday Tim.

[FANDICK]

HELLO, EXACTLY! so many times someone posts that opie brings nothing to the show... are you fucking kidding? there is no fucking show without opie. and of course i'm not trying to take anything from anthony and jimmy cause they're also great, but i want that kobra guy to come in and have opie go chimp on him.

He doesn't even believe what he typed.

He's just an adult that likes to stick his tongue out at people for the hell of it.

The REAL fun will be AFTER he gets tooled on.

While he's sitting there looking like the ass that he is, Op's brothers will be waiting for the end of the segment to pummel him.

Op won't get into trouble and his brothers don't GIVE a fuck. :icon_wink

But like they said, that pussy, tool won't show up anyway.

[lucky]

There wouldn't be a show without Opie - he's the one that went to college and got into radio, then he picked up Anthony and Norton along the way. BTW, nice job with the covert op yesterday Tim.

Agreed and when Opie hooked up with Anthony he finally rose from obscurity to fame. Fate.

[donaldpleasance]

ddddd

[FANDICK]

mine is...i had to switch to the actual XM player...i missed big chucks of the live show because of it

Me too.

I missed the tail end of that dork.

The only problem is that I record the online feed with Audacity.

Guess I'll have to download the torrent today.

Point is, I didn't pay for a fucking year to get cut off all the time.

I used to NEVER have problems with it.

[timmykidd2104]

There wouldn't be a show without Opie - he's the one that went to college and got into radio, then he picked up Anthony and Norton along the way. BTW, nice job with the covert op yesterday Tim.

thanks badguy. it was fun. i like this post from DONNA about 20 minutes ago:
uhhh yeah, where were you guys yesterday??
it was pretty much me & jlynn vs. pests.
so whaddya think, should we go spam their forum? c'mon gang!
naaaah, fuck it who cares.

they had about 10 fans on the message board, that was just fun.

[Jerseyshorekev]

hey fellas I'm back from my meeting and missed the last hour and 30 of the show. I'm in for the replay.

[FANDICK]

Hey, that first clip from CNN was the one I sent in.

I taped it off of the tv into my lil' dictaphone.

lol

[BadGuy]

thanks badguy. it was fun. i like this post from DONNA about 20 minutes ago:
uhhh yeah, where were you guys yesterday??
it was pretty much me & jlynn vs. pests.
so whaddya think, should we go spam their forum? c'mon gang!
naaaah, fuck it who cares.

they had about 10 fans on the message board, that was just fun.
I just replied to it, telling them to come here for a face smashing... I'm such a dick!

[A giiiiiiiiiirl]

wow, should i go?

now you're scared and want us to give you advice? grow up. you should go! I'm sure the boys will be extra nice to you. :rolleyes:

[TriangleMan]

Do we have a link to Buster's AotM? It's not up on O&A

[APortablePhone]

Do we have a link to Buster's AotM? It's not up on O&A

http://files.foundrymusic.com/WMV/08172005_aotm_kobtv_busterhymen.zip

[Jerseyshorekev]

Do you think the boys helped Earl get the gig?

[TriangleMan]

http://files.foundrymusic.com/WMV/08172005_aotm_kobtv_busterhymen.zip
awesome, thanks dude

[SonnyForelli]

I guess Im not a skinflint

[JoeyDVDZ]

KobrasKobras, I think you really should show up at an O&A road show, and PLEASE make yourself known to us wackbaggers. Opie & his brothers won't have to do a damn thing, we'll take care of it for him. We won't make the hurt last too long, I promise.

[DREW]

what's going on with server?

[Major Burns]

There wouldn't be a show without Opie - he's the one that went to college and got into radio, then he picked up Anthony and Norton along the way. BTW, nice job with the covert op yesterday Tim.


Without Opie, it'd just be the "& Anthony" show. And that's just silly.

Hasn't anyone ever heard the show Anthony and Rick did at 'NEW when Opie was out sick? 'orrible, jess 'orrible.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

oh and i'm not in my mid 30's. more like early 20s.

makes it even more pathetic doesn't it?
It's not pathetic you stupid douche bag...you talked about his dead parents...even though his mom is still alive...that's really personal. You're an ASS

[BadGuy]

It's not pathetic you stupid douche bag...you talked about his dead parents...even though his mom is still alive...that's really personal. You're an ASS
Amen! Dude seriously stepped on his dick this time.

[Donoghue]

Where is this post that Opie is reading from????


$100 Bucks says this pussy doesn't show. If he does i would love to see the video tape in the studio of what happens to him (that is if he makes it into the studio).

[TrybalRage]

In the fuckbags defense, someone on the show did say once that love was just chemicals... except it might have been Ant when he was going through his divorce (bitter) I'm not sure, it was in the oooooooooooold days.

On that note, I hope he is stupid enough to go to the studio, and someone kills him.. Just sayin.

[Major Burns]

Where is this post that Opie is reading from????


Go to page 3 of this thread. It got reposted, in all its "glory."

[Donoghue]

Go to page 3 of this thread. It got reposted, in all its "glory."


"TANK YOU!!!!!" :action-sm

[Fr. Dougal]

WB must be diversifying, normally all nigz

You haven't watched in the past 5 years or so, have you?

Sure as shit ain't like that now. UPN, now that's a different story.

[Fr. Dougal]

Thank you guys for improving my press release

I'm glad they left in my Norton birthday thing. It was kind of in there as a joke to see if media outlets would edit it out or something (since it's completely irrelevant to the outside reader). Maybe it's cause I rewrote it to basically mimic standard releases that are so fucking common out there... Which makes our release a mocking joke in itself... our own little assault on the media!

[MarshmallowRain]

There are boundaries people just aint meant to cross and mentioning anybody's parents is taboo especially if one is dead. If this assclown goes down opie should just let po have his way with him and use his kidneys as a tetherball pole. Someone went off about my grandparents a decade ago when I was in my stupid teenager years and I let the bitch have it, didn't help I was 4 sheets to the wind at the time. Even if I had been sober my reaction would've been the same.

[Flash Virus]

Hey howcome all these sheep are attacking cobra?

[Cardinals Fan]

Fucking golfers. Poor people just aren't civilized. You know those Apple computers are going to be sold back to white people for crack money. Golfers don't know how to use computers! For them, they're just a place to cut their skunk weed.

[KobrasKobras]

KobrasKobras, I think you really should show up at an O&A road show, and PLEASE make yourself known to us wackbaggers. Opie & his brothers won't have to do a damn thing, we'll take care of it for him. We won't make the hurt last too long, I promise.

:action-sm

[KobrasKobras]

It's not pathetic you stupid douche bag...you talked about his dead parents...even though his mom is still alive...that's really personal. You're an ASS

op laughed at Lady Di's husband's suicide.

sooooo............. your fucking point?

[GregFromBloomfield]

op laughed at Lady Di's husband's suicide.

sooooo............. your fucking point?

You'd kill yourself too if you were married to her.

[Major Burns]

op laughed at Lady Di's husband's suicide.

sooooo............. your fucking point?

Her baby-daddy, not her husband.

Just pointing out yet another inaccuracy. For a "fan," you don't know shit.

Almost forgot: 14:59:30... clock's still ticking, enjoy it while you can. :icon_roll

[Papagolash]

so.... is BJ gonna shock his dick or what???


Only if a Myfi is in the works. Tomorrow will be the only day I could do it, also were they zapping each other today? I haven't heard the show.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

KobrasKobras....

AIDS...may you get it hard, may you enjoy it shortly, may you infect your family and everyone you've ever enjoyed their company