SOS
04-09-2002, 02:26 AM
3:30
Boys are back from break and Godsmack is playing. Opie talks about how the The Juice took them off, and went conservative talk after 6 weeks.
http://www.kjuice.com/images/Juicelogo.gif
{It should be “The Station with NO Balls."-S.O.S}
Opie mentions that 2 other stations are still supposed to drop them, but its all hush hush. Anthony says that the Juice went to right wing conservative talk {Hey it's an AM station.-IBTD}. O&A plan to talk to Jeff Gordan Show, the competition at Austin. Norton is pissed off because the station is still trying to make big of September 11th even though it happened months back. Anthony is angry at an organization that sent one letter to a radio station and cancelled then cancelled the show. They think the entertainment will be homogenized. Opie makes an announcement that an FM station is going to be picking them up soon, which sends Anthony off on complaining about AM stations. A caller from “Austin” calls up saying O&A sucks but we learn he is from Philly. Anthony complains that “family” companies wants people to see them as family friendly when they are not. Anthony goes on a rant saying such things as: “Whole nation of pussy rags.” “Crap will get out the pot.” “We are so wishy washy on both sides.” “Everyone is afraid of pissing people off.” “Where are the balls?” “The nation is being castrated by interest groups.” Anthony is angry with that .1 %, and the people that listen to them. “Nutless wonders.” “Get some nuts.” Anthony thinks that no one is decisive. “Everyone matters and counts” if the decision is bad, FU! Stick to your god-damn decisions. Anthony mentions that the station in Austin sent out an e-mail to its listeners on why they dropped the show and it was because advertisers had dropped out. Anthony starts goin on this whole tirade about advertisers and he's pissed off, and it takes balls to advertise on opie and anthony. They parody some commercials. Celine Dion's version of God Bless America starts playing and Anthony continues on his tirade of advertisers. “We can make your junk harder and longer.” “We got beds for your threesomes.” Norton talks about using Vermont teddy bears as plussies. “If you want to run down people: GT3.” They have a boobies barn. Go go Diamond Vision to see your wife. Fill-up with food at Paesanoes. They don’t care about J.C. Pennys getting rid of there commercials. ”We are about filth and disgusting debauchery.” Opie apologizes in case they missed anyone. Norton says, “If you don’t like it, listen to satellite radio.”
They play Rock-n-Roll McDonaldsand Cut the Mullet.
4:10
Opie thanks Philly for having the show on. Tim knows how to get advertisers. And WBCN. O&A say that Austin went right-wing talk. Opie says the station does not have balls.
O&A and Lewis Black talk about the contest on Friday where contestants brought the most interesting thing in they could find. They then talk about the guy who brought in a spleen and then someone ate a piece of it.. They guy who brought in spleen won a trip to go see Aerosmith in MTV Icon. The found it weird that the guy who brought a human skull with a bullet hole in the back did not contact the police when his buddies found it. Anthony thinks it is an Opie Genius. They spleen exploded in the microwave. Opie didn’t think the Incubus tickets were worth eating the spleen. Mike, the eater of the spleen, didn’t go to a doctor and just drank beer. They talk about how unhealthy formaldehyde is. Formaldehyde can eat through the stomach lining. Lewis says that it is one sign of sanity that he has seen in Anthony. Whoever brings in sickest thing tomorrow will win the same trip and if it tops the spleen, they get a booby prize.
4:40
They play Korn, “Here to Stay.”
Lewis Black is doing a special on Taxes for Comedy Special.
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Lewis says part of the deal O&A have is to keep them out of the jail. Lewis Black think gambling is the answer.{Too bad gambling is not permitted by the Muslim Faith.} Lewis says that he has to leave but O&A want him to speak with Ricky. Ricky is a psychic bum. He thinks the future will be good and Lewis has a decision between becoming a newscaster or a comedian. Frenchy is given a prediction by the “Psychic” and Frenchy insults him. “Take the C out of your mouth” “You have no teeth.” He says Frenchy has a fear of flying. A French Caller calls in and says that he does not like Frenchy. Frenchy insults him as well.
5:10
Opie mentions Stuff Magazine (http://www.stuffmagazine.com) has hottest girl and its section on disgusting fetishes. O&A talk about Earl freaking out when he is near O&A.
http://www.wnew.com/opack/2001/Earl_6-28-01.jpg
He no longer goes to O&A sponsored events. They say he no longer wants to be called “Black” Earl. Rick goes to Ethel’s office, where Black Earl is, to ask what is wrong. Earl does not explain himself and says the changing the name thing was just a joke. Is it Anthony asks if it is “Our Earl, is a lazy Earl?” They want to know what happened that made him sever all ties with the O&A show. Frenchy goes over there and tries to insult Black Earl to responding but Earl does not explain himself. Anthony does a one-sided conversation with Earl. Black Earl did not like the taping of an intern interview. This tape was not played because it was not funny. Black Earl says that something is wrong with his family. They ask if it is his black family or his “Family Family.” It is his “Family Family.” Opie says he needs a center fielder in the softball game and asks Black Earl if he wants to play there. They start a contest where “If you are a black guy, who does not like to work, and just walks around;”you can replace him. He will just walk around. They found a guy that who exactly looks like Black Earl but is a Yankees fan and his name is LENT.{Yes, Lent.}
5:45
They plan to have different types of Black Earl: Asian Earl, Midget Earl, Girl Earl, Gay Earl-Ultra Gay(Veal Gay). They want the Earls to wear all black. They talk how about Frenchy choked when talking to Earl and how pathetic that looked
Caller Lent calls in and says that he wants to come in. He is supposed to wear all black. Frenchy calls him a coon.
They talk about armpit sex and how disgusting it is except Norton…
They talk about The Dead. http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~mleone/gdead/3dsyf1.gif Opie likes them but Anthony does not like them because they are hippies. They talk about the plates of spaghetti was sold to listen to the music.
Norton gets angry at American Airlines. The email is custo@coair.com .
They will be doing the “Bring Something Really Weird” bit tommrow in NYC.
O&A play “Cut that Mullet.”
6:20
Steve C. saw “The Graduate” on Broadway and has a review for it. Anthony starts making fun of Kathleen Turner being naked. Kathleen Turner was naked for 15 seconds. Steve C says she has 30 pounds of extra padding and she has a very deep voice.
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{Nice, isn’t she?-S.O.S.}
They talk about how like in the move “Clock stoppers” where everything slows down. The crowd goes “ohhhh” when she was naked. She was untrimmed. Steve was in the fourth row. Norton states he's never gone to a Broadway show, but that his grandmother took him to see "Of Mice and Men" when he was younger and can remember Tom Noonan. Steve C. said that Jason Biggs is playing the same character as in “American Pie” and is in all these different positions with her in bed. Anthony asks if he will see “La Taeg”, a gay play to Anthony. No standing ovation. Steve says that B Arthur is next door. Steve doesn’t think it is convincing. They play “Miss Robinson” while playing sound clips from their sound board. They talk about a scene where she is naked in the sheets. Anthony thinks it would be a great idea if someone made a comment when Kathleen Turner takes it all off, or when she and Jason Biggs go at it in bed. They wanted someone to say “Put it back on!” while she is naked. O&A think it will be great for someone to say that to her. Opie would like to see someone record it including the gasps and just get proof that they recorded it and that person will be the next star of Opie & Anthony.
They talk how Rocko says that he has the real Korn songs and how much a tool he is since these songs will be the same. O&A complain that he takes credit for GodSmack’s success when he did nothing for them.
6:40
W.D.T.L.
They talk about how Austin doesn’t have balls and wasn’t laughing in first 5 weeks.
Gameboys are the key to peace in middle east.
Norton will be at Town hall on April 18.
Cannibalism is the best way to get rid of girlfriend.
.
Special Thanks to I Beg to Differ for helping out with this.
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Boys are back from break and Godsmack is playing. Opie talks about how the The Juice took them off, and went conservative talk after 6 weeks.
http://www.kjuice.com/images/Juicelogo.gif
{It should be “The Station with NO Balls."-S.O.S}
Opie mentions that 2 other stations are still supposed to drop them, but its all hush hush. Anthony says that the Juice went to right wing conservative talk {Hey it's an AM station.-IBTD}. O&A plan to talk to Jeff Gordan Show, the competition at Austin. Norton is pissed off because the station is still trying to make big of September 11th even though it happened months back. Anthony is angry at an organization that sent one letter to a radio station and cancelled then cancelled the show. They think the entertainment will be homogenized. Opie makes an announcement that an FM station is going to be picking them up soon, which sends Anthony off on complaining about AM stations. A caller from “Austin” calls up saying O&A sucks but we learn he is from Philly. Anthony complains that “family” companies wants people to see them as family friendly when they are not. Anthony goes on a rant saying such things as: “Whole nation of pussy rags.” “Crap will get out the pot.” “We are so wishy washy on both sides.” “Everyone is afraid of pissing people off.” “Where are the balls?” “The nation is being castrated by interest groups.” Anthony is angry with that .1 %, and the people that listen to them. “Nutless wonders.” “Get some nuts.” Anthony thinks that no one is decisive. “Everyone matters and counts” if the decision is bad, FU! Stick to your god-damn decisions. Anthony mentions that the station in Austin sent out an e-mail to its listeners on why they dropped the show and it was because advertisers had dropped out. Anthony starts goin on this whole tirade about advertisers and he's pissed off, and it takes balls to advertise on opie and anthony. They parody some commercials. Celine Dion's version of God Bless America starts playing and Anthony continues on his tirade of advertisers. “We can make your junk harder and longer.” “We got beds for your threesomes.” Norton talks about using Vermont teddy bears as plussies. “If you want to run down people: GT3.” They have a boobies barn. Go go Diamond Vision to see your wife. Fill-up with food at Paesanoes. They don’t care about J.C. Pennys getting rid of there commercials. ”We are about filth and disgusting debauchery.” Opie apologizes in case they missed anyone. Norton says, “If you don’t like it, listen to satellite radio.”
They play Rock-n-Roll McDonaldsand Cut the Mullet.
4:10
Opie thanks Philly for having the show on. Tim knows how to get advertisers. And WBCN. O&A say that Austin went right-wing talk. Opie says the station does not have balls.
O&A and Lewis Black talk about the contest on Friday where contestants brought the most interesting thing in they could find. They then talk about the guy who brought in a spleen and then someone ate a piece of it.. They guy who brought in spleen won a trip to go see Aerosmith in MTV Icon. The found it weird that the guy who brought a human skull with a bullet hole in the back did not contact the police when his buddies found it. Anthony thinks it is an Opie Genius. They spleen exploded in the microwave. Opie didn’t think the Incubus tickets were worth eating the spleen. Mike, the eater of the spleen, didn’t go to a doctor and just drank beer. They talk about how unhealthy formaldehyde is. Formaldehyde can eat through the stomach lining. Lewis says that it is one sign of sanity that he has seen in Anthony. Whoever brings in sickest thing tomorrow will win the same trip and if it tops the spleen, they get a booby prize.
4:40
They play Korn, “Here to Stay.”
Lewis Black is doing a special on Taxes for Comedy Special.
http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/img/pho_120x090_lewisblack.jpg
Lewis says part of the deal O&A have is to keep them out of the jail. Lewis Black think gambling is the answer.{Too bad gambling is not permitted by the Muslim Faith.} Lewis says that he has to leave but O&A want him to speak with Ricky. Ricky is a psychic bum. He thinks the future will be good and Lewis has a decision between becoming a newscaster or a comedian. Frenchy is given a prediction by the “Psychic” and Frenchy insults him. “Take the C out of your mouth” “You have no teeth.” He says Frenchy has a fear of flying. A French Caller calls in and says that he does not like Frenchy. Frenchy insults him as well.
5:10
Opie mentions Stuff Magazine (http://www.stuffmagazine.com) has hottest girl and its section on disgusting fetishes. O&A talk about Earl freaking out when he is near O&A.
http://www.wnew.com/opack/2001/Earl_6-28-01.jpg
He no longer goes to O&A sponsored events. They say he no longer wants to be called “Black” Earl. Rick goes to Ethel’s office, where Black Earl is, to ask what is wrong. Earl does not explain himself and says the changing the name thing was just a joke. Is it Anthony asks if it is “Our Earl, is a lazy Earl?” They want to know what happened that made him sever all ties with the O&A show. Frenchy goes over there and tries to insult Black Earl to responding but Earl does not explain himself. Anthony does a one-sided conversation with Earl. Black Earl did not like the taping of an intern interview. This tape was not played because it was not funny. Black Earl says that something is wrong with his family. They ask if it is his black family or his “Family Family.” It is his “Family Family.” Opie says he needs a center fielder in the softball game and asks Black Earl if he wants to play there. They start a contest where “If you are a black guy, who does not like to work, and just walks around;”you can replace him. He will just walk around. They found a guy that who exactly looks like Black Earl but is a Yankees fan and his name is LENT.{Yes, Lent.}
5:45
They plan to have different types of Black Earl: Asian Earl, Midget Earl, Girl Earl, Gay Earl-Ultra Gay(Veal Gay). They want the Earls to wear all black. They talk how about Frenchy choked when talking to Earl and how pathetic that looked
Caller Lent calls in and says that he wants to come in. He is supposed to wear all black. Frenchy calls him a coon.
They talk about armpit sex and how disgusting it is except Norton…
They talk about The Dead. http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~mleone/gdead/3dsyf1.gif Opie likes them but Anthony does not like them because they are hippies. They talk about the plates of spaghetti was sold to listen to the music.
Norton gets angry at American Airlines. The email is custo@coair.com .
They will be doing the “Bring Something Really Weird” bit tommrow in NYC.
O&A play “Cut that Mullet.”
6:20
Steve C. saw “The Graduate” on Broadway and has a review for it. Anthony starts making fun of Kathleen Turner being naked. Kathleen Turner was naked for 15 seconds. Steve C says she has 30 pounds of extra padding and she has a very deep voice.
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_sorcerer_s_stone/kathleen_turner/harrypre.jpg
{Nice, isn’t she?-S.O.S.}
They talk about how like in the move “Clock stoppers” where everything slows down. The crowd goes “ohhhh” when she was naked. She was untrimmed. Steve was in the fourth row. Norton states he's never gone to a Broadway show, but that his grandmother took him to see "Of Mice and Men" when he was younger and can remember Tom Noonan. Steve C. said that Jason Biggs is playing the same character as in “American Pie” and is in all these different positions with her in bed. Anthony asks if he will see “La Taeg”, a gay play to Anthony. No standing ovation. Steve says that B Arthur is next door. Steve doesn’t think it is convincing. They play “Miss Robinson” while playing sound clips from their sound board. They talk about a scene where she is naked in the sheets. Anthony thinks it would be a great idea if someone made a comment when Kathleen Turner takes it all off, or when she and Jason Biggs go at it in bed. They wanted someone to say “Put it back on!” while she is naked. O&A think it will be great for someone to say that to her. Opie would like to see someone record it including the gasps and just get proof that they recorded it and that person will be the next star of Opie & Anthony.
They talk how Rocko says that he has the real Korn songs and how much a tool he is since these songs will be the same. O&A complain that he takes credit for GodSmack’s success when he did nothing for them.
6:40
W.D.T.L.
They talk about how Austin doesn’t have balls and wasn’t laughing in first 5 weeks.
Gameboys are the key to peace in middle east.
Norton will be at Town hall on April 18.
Cannibalism is the best way to get rid of girlfriend.
.
Special Thanks to I Beg to Differ for helping out with this.
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