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04-09-2002, 11:21 PM
3:00 - The show starts with "Alterboy" by Stephen Lynch, guys check in talking about the Catholic Priests scandal. They play Dee Snider singing the "Nambla Anthem". Opie says it's a sick scandal because for some damn reason it's protected by the free speech amendment. And how is it possible when you're advocating something like that. Norton is pissed at "Scooter" from Austin station that dropped the show. Plugs "Scooter's" email address so people can tool on him. Opie talks about the todays "Oddities" contest to see MTV's Icon Special with Aerosmith. Lactating mom from Boston contest will be back. She is bringing kids this time because it will help her win the contest. Ant asks if she is going to feed the 4 year old and has a problem with this and freaks out. Someone called Scott Farell who has a dead baby in a jar (pickled punk). (Scott may have quit). Don checks in from Kansas, AM 1450 - really from Philly - BRINGS NOTHING!!! Kyle checks in saying the lactating bit planned is flat out wrong. Chrissy checks in grossed out. Kid is outside Studio getting a quick feed and Opie Saw it... Stckerface checks in saying Mom was at porn store at BCN show also giving Oral Treats. This is apprantly not true. Dr. Jessica checks in saying it is a proven fact that a woman can get sexual pleasure from this. Bobby Big-Rigger checks in asking how they are going to push this bit to 5:20. Opie teases show Commercial
3:40 Guys come back recaping who is coming in for the contest. Opie says Scooter B is on the "Special List". Back to contest. Guys bring in mom. Opie brings up rumours about the mom buying porn and giving Oral Treats which she denies. Jamie checks in wanting mom to be arrested. Guys question breast feeding a 4 year old. Mom rants about "benefits". Callers check in tooling on mom and her kid. Mom says she has a fmaily bed where the kid will come in at 3:00 in the morning to be fed. Mom also sleeps nude, Norton thinks this is hot. The bit will happen after next break, Opie has Anthony explain contest to which Anthony explains "We want a nice seat in Hell." - FU LINE - Commercial
4:13 Guys check in with Kid in studio. Norton Tossels his hair and the kid won't talk, itimidated by Jim and starts feeding. Opie Declares they have crossed the line and is freaked out with Child making eye contact. Vos checks in live. Rick is freaked out. Vos starts in on mom. Mom is trying to get him back but failing miserably. Guys ask what happened to the husband. Evidently, he is still around. Anthony tries to get the kid to talk. Opie says “Hey look the kid has a mustache.” Kid finishes feeding. Vos asks more dumb questions aimed at insulting mom. Norton tossels the kids hair again. Someone curses and Norton says, “Don't worry, Goodie Gumdrops is in the dump room.” Mom is in lead for tickets to L.A. Awesome Garret hates mom for exploiting kid for tickets. Norton Tossels kids hair AGAIN!!! Opie wraps it up. Commercial
4:50 Guys check in saying WOW is back. “Rocko” checks in plugging “Take 'Em Out Tuesdays” and bring Oddities to the station contest. Guys rag on the real Rocko. Bill Kinison checks in about the Tribute to Sam Kinison on the playboy network. Thinks breast feeding is sexual. He asks why the guys aren't on in L.A. They explain it is because of Tom Lick Ass. They ask Bill what happened to the kid who killed Sam. He says the kid never did any time. His name was Troy Pearson. Someone sends in Troy's number. Rick gets an answering machine. Bill punches out. Katie checks in for 5:00 Fake O. Not sharpest tool in the shed. Opie asks her when it all went wrong. Katie does fake O, but disconnects toward the end. Guys discuss. -F.U. Line - Commercial
5:29 Guys check in with Katie back on phone. There was a problem with Mom before. She was moaning in time with Fake O to her kid. Guys move on. The guy with the pickled punk comes in. Ron. Plugs Jim's site. Named Pickled Fella Howard. Someone suggests Dead Baby Earl. Opie wants to bring the Pickled Punk to the supermarket and let him ride the carosel in the jar. Next guy comes in. An M.D. He has with him both a Cancerous Esophogus and a Cancerous Breast. Norton Cops a feel of the breast. Anthony won't look and is freaked because there is cancer all over the studio. Guys are REALLY freaking out. Callers check in. Quote of the year: Don't get cancer all over everything. Commercial
6:18 Guys check in with Ricky the Psychic. Jimmy checks in from Boston saying the cancer beats the Spleen. Melanie checks in with PERFECT Asian Earl. Ant explains about Black Earl's problem with the show and casting new Black Earl, Lent. Lent has done nothing the entire show. Guys play “Lazy Earl” jingle and song by Pu Pu Platters, “Wonderful Earl.” Guys interview new Earl. Nate checks in. Guys got bumped to 9:00 in Rochester.. Dave checks in from London on his way to Everest. His story is falling apart, going to find a pay phone with Rick on phone to validate story. Guys play “Kill Whitey” by Wesley Willis. Guys rag on Wesley's song and want to hear simularities between songs. Ben cuts them off, they are out of time. Commercial
6:46 Guys check in with Winner. Ron with the pickled punk wins because the M.D. Wants to be on the softball team. They play what did you learn.
End of show.
Norton Plug Counter: 3.
3:40 Guys come back recaping who is coming in for the contest. Opie says Scooter B is on the "Special List". Back to contest. Guys bring in mom. Opie brings up rumours about the mom buying porn and giving Oral Treats which she denies. Jamie checks in wanting mom to be arrested. Guys question breast feeding a 4 year old. Mom rants about "benefits". Callers check in tooling on mom and her kid. Mom says she has a fmaily bed where the kid will come in at 3:00 in the morning to be fed. Mom also sleeps nude, Norton thinks this is hot. The bit will happen after next break, Opie has Anthony explain contest to which Anthony explains "We want a nice seat in Hell." - FU LINE - Commercial
4:13 Guys check in with Kid in studio. Norton Tossels his hair and the kid won't talk, itimidated by Jim and starts feeding. Opie Declares they have crossed the line and is freaked out with Child making eye contact. Vos checks in live. Rick is freaked out. Vos starts in on mom. Mom is trying to get him back but failing miserably. Guys ask what happened to the husband. Evidently, he is still around. Anthony tries to get the kid to talk. Opie says “Hey look the kid has a mustache.” Kid finishes feeding. Vos asks more dumb questions aimed at insulting mom. Norton tossels the kids hair again. Someone curses and Norton says, “Don't worry, Goodie Gumdrops is in the dump room.” Mom is in lead for tickets to L.A. Awesome Garret hates mom for exploiting kid for tickets. Norton Tossels kids hair AGAIN!!! Opie wraps it up. Commercial
4:50 Guys check in saying WOW is back. “Rocko” checks in plugging “Take 'Em Out Tuesdays” and bring Oddities to the station contest. Guys rag on the real Rocko. Bill Kinison checks in about the Tribute to Sam Kinison on the playboy network. Thinks breast feeding is sexual. He asks why the guys aren't on in L.A. They explain it is because of Tom Lick Ass. They ask Bill what happened to the kid who killed Sam. He says the kid never did any time. His name was Troy Pearson. Someone sends in Troy's number. Rick gets an answering machine. Bill punches out. Katie checks in for 5:00 Fake O. Not sharpest tool in the shed. Opie asks her when it all went wrong. Katie does fake O, but disconnects toward the end. Guys discuss. -F.U. Line - Commercial
5:29 Guys check in with Katie back on phone. There was a problem with Mom before. She was moaning in time with Fake O to her kid. Guys move on. The guy with the pickled punk comes in. Ron. Plugs Jim's site. Named Pickled Fella Howard. Someone suggests Dead Baby Earl. Opie wants to bring the Pickled Punk to the supermarket and let him ride the carosel in the jar. Next guy comes in. An M.D. He has with him both a Cancerous Esophogus and a Cancerous Breast. Norton Cops a feel of the breast. Anthony won't look and is freaked because there is cancer all over the studio. Guys are REALLY freaking out. Callers check in. Quote of the year: Don't get cancer all over everything. Commercial
6:18 Guys check in with Ricky the Psychic. Jimmy checks in from Boston saying the cancer beats the Spleen. Melanie checks in with PERFECT Asian Earl. Ant explains about Black Earl's problem with the show and casting new Black Earl, Lent. Lent has done nothing the entire show. Guys play “Lazy Earl” jingle and song by Pu Pu Platters, “Wonderful Earl.” Guys interview new Earl. Nate checks in. Guys got bumped to 9:00 in Rochester.. Dave checks in from London on his way to Everest. His story is falling apart, going to find a pay phone with Rick on phone to validate story. Guys play “Kill Whitey” by Wesley Willis. Guys rag on Wesley's song and want to hear simularities between songs. Ben cuts them off, they are out of time. Commercial
6:46 Guys check in with Winner. Ron with the pickled punk wins because the M.D. Wants to be on the softball team. They play what did you learn.
End of show.
Norton Plug Counter: 3.