Inventor Anthony

[christowang]

I don't touch railings at malls for a reason, but this looks like a Professor Anthony Invention:

http://www.transtrap.com/

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Look pretty cool, but does it double as a self defense tool too or do you just have to run like hell when the savages attack?

[Pete from CT]

I don't touch railings at malls for a reason

Funny you say that, because I've been doing the same thing lately...I find that when I do, the palms of my hands start itching uncontrollably.

Could be all that jackin' outside of the womens' changing rooms in 'Lane Bryant' too...either one.

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[FreeTheCricket]

How much you wanna bet this thing is deemed a "weapon" by the people who decide these things, and the poor germophobes get searched while all the sand n1ggers with bombs are walking right by.

[Deano]

What I find most interesting about this product is the fact that they sell multiple versions of it with different names. it's a fucking strap with a loop. How much different can you make it?

[christowang]

What I find most interesting about this product is the fact that they sell multiple versions of it with different names. it's a fucking strap with a loop. How much different can you make it?

They need a pink furry one for Paris Hilton, and they will be Bajillion-ares.

[giant pop tart]

That is actually a really retarded thing. Lets see... would I rather touch something that is dirty, or carry around the thing that touched the dirty thing all day? You might as well put your used toilet paper in your pocket when you finish wiping your ass.

[Screwtape]

wash your fucking hands=free

[THE FEZ MAN]

i dont like to touch people, live people, but if something is dead , inanimate, or an animal i dont care, and there is no doubt in my mind that master Po could turn that thing into a deadly weapon in a second. or some smart china man will make a cheep knock off that breaks all the time