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Abysmul
08-29-2005, 10:04 PM
Please help me name my new dog. He's a 9 week old pomeranian. my girlfriend and I are having a hard time.http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9080/mypuppy2zk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
ChrisH
08-29-2005, 10:08 PM
Duh, "Connor." And while he's a puppy you can call him "lil' Connor."
mikepop
08-29-2005, 10:09 PM
Blurry? Fuzzy?
KneeKnee
08-29-2005, 10:09 PM
Spalding.
Abysmul
08-29-2005, 10:10 PM
thats great, but my li'l lady ain't goin for it
jpc165
08-29-2005, 10:11 PM
rat? or jimmy? bens hair?
Abysmul
08-29-2005, 10:11 PM
thats great, but my li'l lady ain't goin for it
im trying to convince her about spaulding....thats good
Turtle
08-29-2005, 10:12 PM
how about calling it Fucker?
Bunny™
08-29-2005, 10:12 PM
Spuds Buckley
PEST BY TRADE
08-29-2005, 10:13 PM
balloon knot
jpc165
08-29-2005, 10:17 PM
fucko? or tyson?
Arc Lite
08-29-2005, 10:18 PM
Smokey
Freddy's Finger
08-29-2005, 10:19 PM
Opack.
invisible76
08-29-2005, 10:28 PM
Garbagedick
or
HitlerMustache
CM Mark
08-29-2005, 10:28 PM
how come no one else has said the obvious? Name the mutt CHESTER!
giant pop tart
08-29-2005, 10:29 PM
shove a stick up its ass and call it "Dust Mop"
tar_baby
08-29-2005, 10:33 PM
Rush
for Rush Limbaugh
PEST BY TRADE
08-29-2005, 10:35 PM
call him liver snaps for opie
jpc165
08-29-2005, 10:36 PM
how about Rudy?
Pasty Irish
08-29-2005, 10:36 PM
Rush
for Rush Limbaugh
Aw-Haw-Haw-Haw..
That's a good one.
How about Sean... For Sean Hannity
No.. No...
How about Richard... For Richard Dreyfuss.
Oh... Ooooh.. Wait.. I got one better...
How about Dick... For 'You're a Dick Head.'
ChrisH
08-29-2005, 10:38 PM
Korean Breakfast.
tar_baby
08-29-2005, 10:38 PM
u coon
How about Dick... For 'You're a Dick Head.'
Wow totally uncalled for, but since im here, name the fella Spaz
Stain
That way you can yell out the door at dinner time... "Come Stain... coommmmmeeee Stain!"
that old gag.
Yeah i was thinking of writing that out, but it would deserve an extra large car crash.
tar_baby
08-29-2005, 10:42 PM
its all friendly banter...but point taken
Mother Shucker
08-29-2005, 10:48 PM
Do what the Jerk did, name it: shithead.
PEST BY TRADE
08-29-2005, 10:55 PM
how about lil jimmy
CM Mark
08-29-2005, 11:00 PM
Yeah i was thinking of writing that out, but it would deserve an extra large car crash.
http://www.crashin.nu/scans/stock-car/arca/arca_tom_usry_daytona_1989_003.jpg That one big enough? :action-sm :action-sm
PEST BY TRADE
08-29-2005, 11:05 PM
That's a point well taken
Tax Kuntz
08-29-2005, 11:18 PM
Name the dog Tax Cuts, but make sure
you do your Tom Brokenjaw impression
when you intoduce him to friends and relatives.
click
08-29-2005, 11:28 PM
if you have this much trouble naming a dog what you gonna do when you have kids? :rolleyes: i like buffy, if it's a girl
Pasty Irish
08-30-2005, 12:42 AM
My cock's a big point.
I vote for Watson.
I've always had a soft spot for Sherlock Holmes' sidekick. I've found him to be one of the underappreciated supporting characters in literature, just as I view Javert to be one of the oft overlooked literary sidekick masterpieces in the universe. But then again, I scored a 38 on my MCAT.
tar_baby
08-30-2005, 12:47 AM
sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit
Warfarer
08-30-2005, 12:51 AM
dingle berry
supertool
08-30-2005, 01:22 AM
Willard, or Ben.
FreeTheCricket
08-30-2005, 01:24 AM
How about "Tiny little shit ratdog that will yap constantly at every single sound for the next 12 years and piss all of your neighbors and friends off to the point that they will disown you"?
If a "dog" doesn't weigh at least 50 lbs., it's just a fucking mophead waiting to have a stick shoved up it's ass so I can clean my floor with it.
PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 01:29 AM
how about Cuntface?
d0uche_n0zzle
08-30-2005, 01:30 AM
Puntable.
PatFromMoonachie
08-30-2005, 01:39 AM
He looks like a little bear....how about "Stevie"?
CM Mark
08-30-2005, 02:03 AM
He looks like a little bear....how about "Stevie"?
http://www.crashin.nu/scans/stock-car/arca/arca_tom_usry_daytona_1989_003.jpg
khemystri
08-30-2005, 02:16 AM
How bout, CHest Rockwell or Dirk Diggler??
I had a turtle named "clitortise" :icon_mrgr
Smoke
08-30-2005, 07:38 AM
Smokey
The Emperor's Teeth.
XMScott
08-30-2005, 07:42 AM
little dogs
*shivers*
generoso
08-30-2005, 07:49 AM
How about "Tiny little shit ratdog that will yap constantly at every single sound for the next 12 years and piss all of your neighbors and friends off to the point that they will disown you"?
If a "dog" doesn't weigh at least 50 lbs., it's just a fucking mophead waiting to have a stick shoved up it's ass so I can clean my floor with it.
:clap: :clap: So true i usally call my dogs after greek or vicking gods....Thor Zeues.....but in this case Harvey, ginger snap.....etc...
XMScott
08-30-2005, 08:02 AM
I named mine Buddy
yeah
kingrat
08-30-2005, 08:18 AM
howabout deeogee (D O G get it?)
Or Kramer, Cosmo Kramer.
Lil'JimmysMule
08-30-2005, 08:44 AM
Pest
Chester'sLiver
08-30-2005, 09:07 AM
Leroy Spickens
CallmeQtie
08-30-2005, 09:19 AM
Swiffer is the best so far.....
Chester'sLiver
08-30-2005, 09:20 AM
Swiffer is the best so far.....
OK well I am naming my next dog Leroy Spickens..... Or how bout Terrell Jenkins
CallmeQtie
08-30-2005, 09:34 AM
I wanted to name my dog Jemima. Everyone said it was racist.....I don't get it
name it Jager ............ for jagermeister.... who doent enjoy Jager????
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/raiojr/jagerstagandlogo.jpg
Chester'sLiver
08-30-2005, 10:34 AM
name it Jager ............ for jagermester who doent enjoy Jager????
Me. I haaaaaaaate Jager. Jager Bomb fine but straight Jager sucks.
NikDaSchwugie
08-30-2005, 10:55 AM
He looks like a li'l panda. How about Expressionless, or Bamboo Biter?
InternetStalker
08-30-2005, 01:46 PM
Lucifer
ChrisH
08-30-2005, 01:53 PM
OK well I am naming my next dog Leroy Spickens..... Or how bout Terrell Jenkins
Roofus Jackson.
HerkyJerkyLiz
08-30-2005, 02:02 PM
how about little faggot dog? jk/ga i have a lil chihuahua so i cant talk. i really like the name thor. especially for a lil pup.
norton23
08-30-2005, 02:04 PM
shove a stick up its ass and call it "Dust Mop"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA:clap: First great laugh of the day thank you sir
Name it Macgyver!!!
Pvt Oompa Loomp
08-30-2005, 05:35 PM
How 'bout SHITDICK? L O L
Abysmul
08-30-2005, 05:42 PM
well, i wanted to name him schwoogie, but my g/f won't go for it
NightStalker3
08-30-2005, 05:59 PM
Name the dog Furby (http://images.google.com/images?q=Furby&hl=en&hs=YUC&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi).
crescentwrench
08-30-2005, 06:33 PM
Elian Gonzalez
The Pope (the Pope shit on the rug again)
POTUS
Destroyer of Worlds
Turtle
08-30-2005, 06:40 PM
Afro
Ren5150
08-30-2005, 06:48 PM
Piss Flap?
Turtle
08-30-2005, 06:50 PM
Rifkin?
Ren5150
08-30-2005, 06:54 PM
Infant ****?
THE FEZ MAN
08-30-2005, 07:28 PM
"sit" and "shut the fuck up" are my two favorite dog names
Budyzir
08-30-2005, 09:22 PM
I live near a park and there was this guy who walked these two mutts there. One was named Fellatio and the other Cunnilingus. NO SHIT, when he called for his dogs, "Cunnilingus here, Fellatio here."
Cunt Hair
08-30-2005, 09:55 PM
Ramone.
Ramone...bring me my slippers....
I don't think that would ever get old... at least for me.
Turtle
08-31-2005, 02:34 PM
Lil' cock teaser
Ren5150
08-31-2005, 08:37 PM
Woof Pussy.
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