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StankOnHangDown
08-30-2005, 07:25 AM
GooD morning...Op-e Ahkbar!

Whatzinmypants
08-30-2005, 07:28 AM
Good Morning :action-sm

Sack of Chisels
08-30-2005, 07:32 AM
Hiya buddays.

Whatzinmypants
08-30-2005, 07:35 AM
Morning itr :action-sm

Whatzinmypants
08-30-2005, 07:38 AM
Good Morning BS Hun :action-sm

XMScott
08-30-2005, 07:41 AM
It was fascinating

Good Morning

generoso
08-30-2005, 07:42 AM
You made laugh big time Boston...Started out ok but than you were trying to get out all the info at one time.....And morning all....

Tax Kuntz
08-30-2005, 07:44 AM
I still love you Strangler.

StankOnHangDown
08-30-2005, 07:49 AM
Did you guys see all the love in the Boston Pests' thread started by some zilch? I have fans now :) big fans! I hope you all loved hearing me choke on the radio yesterday :)

BS,
Next time just say to yourself: Calmo Calmo

generoso
08-30-2005, 07:50 AM
I would have sounded worse if it was me anyway...Maybe next time give the morning thread peeps a little plug as well....Would make my morning at work...

Schnit Dick
08-30-2005, 07:52 AM
Good morning people

Tax Kuntz
08-30-2005, 07:52 AM
Awww tax, you're too sweet, I love all my fellow pests. And Tax, I always love your pictures you post. They make me smile.

Check out the "Eric's ringtones" thread.:icon_wink

BIV
08-30-2005, 07:52 AM
Morning all, part of the problem Boston was that it was an attack without a punchline, just a lot of little, funny events. Hard to explain on the air.

tjchr3
08-30-2005, 07:53 AM
Morning Boys & Girls!

Xyn
08-30-2005, 07:53 AM
g'mornin to ya

Whatzinmypants
08-30-2005, 07:53 AM
Back...had to apply the warpaint....You did great BS :icon_mrgr

Morning Gen Sweetie :action-sm

Whatzinmypants
08-30-2005, 07:54 AM
Hi Biv :action-sm

generoso
08-30-2005, 07:56 AM
Back...had to apply the warpaint....You did great BS :icon_mrgr

Morning Gen Sweetie :action-sm
And a special morning to you...Alittle off today no coffee here yet having withdrawl thinggy..But on my way to work yesterday...I see they are putting up a brand new 7-11 dunkin doughnuts right on my route to work.....

Whatzinmypants
08-30-2005, 07:58 AM
And a special morning to you...Alittle off today no coffee here yet having withdrawl thinggy..But on my way to work yesterday...I see they are putting up a brand new 7-11 dunkin doughnuts right on my route to work.....

Trust me hun i've had enough coffee for both of us this morning....too much in fact....kind of vibrating here.... :icon_wink

generoso
08-30-2005, 08:00 AM
Trust me hun i've had enough coffee for both of us this morning....too much in fact....kind of vibrating here.... :icon_wink
And thats bad how..I luv my ladies vibrating..with that said cue the music and lets get this Tues. started.....

xStainDx
08-30-2005, 08:00 AM
Cue Da Muzic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schnit Dick
08-30-2005, 08:00 AM
I'm too exhausted to type anything too long out...so lets do it

Xyn
08-30-2005, 08:00 AM
ecstasy of gold, now all I need is my "I'm Jim Norton and I'm on the radio" fix

mikepop
08-30-2005, 08:01 AM
mornin.

BIV
08-30-2005, 08:02 AM
Has anyone else seen the video footage of that dumb ass plowing his car into the water?

XMScott
08-30-2005, 08:04 AM
I say it every 2 or 3 months

Switch up the intro here and there? No, ok
Did not see the video

generoso
08-30-2005, 08:05 AM
Dam what movie was the from....it is on the tip of my tounge

xStainDx
08-30-2005, 08:06 AM
XM Marketing as its best HOOOAH!

Rob
08-30-2005, 08:08 AM
Check out the "Eric's ringtones" thread.:icon_wink



there's just a link in there now... thats awful... next time "NSFW" and a link will do...

mr_fabasham
08-30-2005, 08:09 AM
Mornin' Baggers. :action-sm

ChadBRACKEN
08-30-2005, 08:11 AM
Day 2 talkin about the Hurricane? Isthis a Delgado tune?

r00tWayne
08-30-2005, 08:14 AM
Morning PESTs

XMScott
08-30-2005, 08:14 AM
I cant say it either most of the time op

Funny stuff, wacky

r00tWayne
08-30-2005, 08:16 AM
Mornin' Baggers. :action-sm

LOL careful mr_fabasham, your sig could be considered spamming.... :icon_lol:

ChadBRACKEN
08-30-2005, 08:17 AM
Im waiting for Forrest and Lt. Dan to come rollin into port with more shrimps than an Asian midget colony.

Jigzaw
08-30-2005, 08:17 AM
Mornin Fellas

mr_fabasham
08-30-2005, 08:21 AM
LOL careful mr_fabasham, your sig could be considered spamming....

Not really. I'm not pushing anything mine, it's all for O&A and Lil' Jimmy. :icon_wink Every link on the page goes to O&A related stuff, and I syndicate headlines from Opie and Anthony.com. There's nothing there that's mine except for the designer link and the email link for suggestions.

It would be spam if I were selling something for myself. The page is all for the boyz. :action-sm

XMScott
08-30-2005, 08:21 AM
I liked that caller

r00tWayne
08-30-2005, 08:23 AM
Not really. I'm not pushing anything mine, it's all for O&A and Lil' Jimmy. :icon_wink Every link on the page goes to O&A related stuff, and I syndicate headlines from Opie and Anthony.com. There's nothing there that's mine except for the designer link and the email link for suggestions.

It would be spam if I were selling something for myself. The page is all for the boyz. :action-sm

lol inside joke bro, i could care less :icon_mrgr

mr_fabasham
08-30-2005, 08:24 AM
:action-sm

XMScott
08-30-2005, 08:26 AM
lol inside joke bro, i could care less :icon_mrgr


Its not really that inside. And Mr F, your wrong. Most likely

Thread is about the show shit dicks, not your warez :fight6:
The media stinks. MSNBC keeps showing a black women hanging on to something for what looks like dear-life

Do they show someone (maybe the camerra crew) helping her? Nope
And you know the blackies dont swim, so fucked up

ChadBRACKEN
08-30-2005, 08:31 AM
I hate dialup. Mousechwitz was successful.

XMScott
08-30-2005, 08:33 AM
They are every where now

I hope to never see a roach nest in my life, please god please
im giggling from anthonys little girly noises, hahaha

APortablePhone
08-30-2005, 08:33 AM
OK, this is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

What's wrong...bugs got your tongue?

Sack of Chisels
08-30-2005, 08:34 AM
I'm very reluctant to touch anything right now.

XMScott
08-30-2005, 08:34 AM
Hicks own the phones

Better than the Army calls, i say

inbred
08-30-2005, 08:34 AM
Good night all.

catch you on the replay. Jeeb Jeeb Jeeb Jeeb.

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 08:35 AM
mornin pests

XMScott
08-30-2005, 08:36 AM
mornin pests


You sir, are late
I have heard this story before! Havent i

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 08:37 AM
morning people...
Is anyone else having trouble with their XM online?
I had to go old school and break out my myfi and set it up indoors...

XMScott
08-30-2005, 08:38 AM
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=31821

Not the same thread as yesterday. Xamp is faulty in the morning, it seems

Jigzaw
08-30-2005, 08:39 AM
Our paper stinks

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 08:40 AM
there's just a link in there now... thats awful... next time "NSFW" and a link will do...
not as bad as what feedback found last night....
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/5116/old9ox.jpg
NSFW or really ever...

khemystri
08-30-2005, 08:41 AM
Morning shitdicks!!! Kinda slow this morning.

XMScott
08-30-2005, 08:41 AM
not as bad as what feedback found last night....
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/5116/old9ox.jpg
NSFW or really ever...


I will be right back

Tax Kuntz
08-30-2005, 08:45 AM
FYI

O & A Halloween party Oct 31 with NOTU2.COM (http://www.notu2.com/view%20results.htm)

khemystri
08-30-2005, 08:49 AM
FYI

O & A Halloween party Oct 31 with NOTU2.COM (http://www.notu2.com/view%20results.htm)

Any word on the Philly party????

PatFromMoonachie
08-30-2005, 08:50 AM
Sounds like the begining of a Canadian PSA.

Seth
08-30-2005, 08:52 AM
Mornin Pat, no deliveries today?

khemystri
08-30-2005, 08:54 AM
Morning Pat, mornin Seth!!!

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 08:54 AM
Morning shitdicks!!! Kinda slow this morning.
probably because XM Online is down

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 08:55 AM
Sounds like the begining of a Canadian PSA.
hey pat... how have you been... Have not seen you at Master Po's recently

Seth
08-30-2005, 08:56 AM
Morn Khem.


I feel for Chad. I am an AWFUL storyteller.

invisible76
08-30-2005, 08:56 AM
Any word on the Philly party????

Sign me up if its after mid-october.



oh, and mornin all :icon_mrgr

PatFromMoonachie
08-30-2005, 08:56 AM
Mornin Pat, no deliveries today?
Mornin! :action-sm ...I did about 500 miles yesterday and I'm taking the morning off! :eekdroolA

Jigzaw
08-30-2005, 08:57 AM
not as bad as what feedback found last night....
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/5116/old9ox.jpg
NSFW or really ever...
Bam that is not a nice visual when eating my oatmeal! That is fucking nasty Thanx (bowl hits kitchen sink)
:icon_evil :icon_evil

ChadBRACKEN
08-30-2005, 08:57 AM
wtf was that?

mr_fabasham
08-30-2005, 08:57 AM
What an ass that caller was... OMG... it's just not funny anymore.

Seth
08-30-2005, 08:58 AM
Good for you Pat!


Oh man, this superdome audio should be good. "he gave the man UPS!"

ChadBRACKEN
08-30-2005, 08:58 AM
babawaterhead!

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 08:59 AM
I have XM Online TODAY!!! I FEEL SOOO ALIVEE!!!! I sent in an instant feedback about the Union Leader's headlines

ChadBRACKEN
08-30-2005, 08:59 AM
Did they let them bring their Newports?

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:00 AM
babawaterhead!
good lord my thoughts exactly

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 09:01 AM
Any word on the Philly party????
since they list it as a road trip, this is probablt philly.

PatFromMoonachie
08-30-2005, 09:01 AM
hey pat... how have you been... Have not seen you at Master Po's recently
I've been busy with my crap, I'll be by.....I need you and Po to call me cause I lost my old phone with ALL my #'s :icon_conf (leave a message so I know it's you cause "I'm dodg'in people!" :rolleyes: )

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:02 AM
Oh no shit's backed up in the superdome

Tax Kuntz
08-30-2005, 09:03 AM
(leave a message so I know it's you cause "I'm dodg'in people!" :rolleyes: )

Why won't you call me anymore? :icon_sad:

invisible76
08-30-2005, 09:03 AM
That gross smell of sweat, piss, and cocoa butter....yech

Jigzaw
08-30-2005, 09:04 AM
Well remember New Orleans is like a bowl, now it just fits the bowl analogy perfectly

DoughBoy
08-30-2005, 09:05 AM
There is a great one where a reporter is talking about a broken back window of the explorer, then something goes smashing into the back of the thing and almost kills the guy.

Sack of Chisels
08-30-2005, 09:05 AM
You STOP POINTING THAT HURRICANE AT MY DAAAAAD

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 09:06 AM
did they cover the levee did break in new orleans

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 09:07 AM
the guys get chocolate, the guys get chocolate, don't make a fuckin maniac of them, the guys get chocolate

Jigzaw
08-30-2005, 09:09 AM
Oh Good Lord (ouch) Sorry Cozy didn't even crack a smile on that one

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:09 AM
did they cover the levee did break in new orleans
they mentioned it, nothin huge

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 09:11 AM
Terrible steve... F

Schnit Dick
08-30-2005, 09:12 AM
I think they are over analyzing it

Schnauzer
08-30-2005, 09:12 AM
A

Tax Kuntz
08-30-2005, 09:12 AM
the guys get chocolate, the guys get chocolate, don't make a fuckin maniac of them, the guys get chocolate

Are you just gonna beat that bit into the ground? :icon_wink

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:12 AM
without a damn doubt

PatFromMoonachie
08-30-2005, 09:13 AM
"Ramone...put Steve in an insane asylum!"

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:14 AM
YES! A woman getting tazed! I LOVE IT

Schnauzer
08-30-2005, 09:14 AM
the taze video is HILARIOUS, i saw it yesterday

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 09:16 AM
hey its whitey rapping... go khem

JoeFromS.Jersey
08-30-2005, 09:16 AM
Morning all...

khemystri
08-30-2005, 09:16 AM
ohh... its me :)

khemystri
08-30-2005, 09:16 AM
hey its whitey rapping... go khem

racist nudge. :icon_evil

khemystri
08-30-2005, 09:18 AM
the guys get chocolate, the guys get chocolate, don't make a fuckin maniac of them, the guys get chocolate

That bit has offically run its course here :icon_mrgr

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 09:18 AM
Are you just gonna beat that bit into the ground? :icon_wink

I thought it was beat in to the ground a long time ago. still worth posting because it gets reactions. I may need to be corrected, is so can a certain female wb'r in miami do it?

APortablePhone
08-30-2005, 09:24 AM
Oooo, a Win A Date With Sexbagel contest.

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 09:25 AM
i have man boobs...

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 09:25 AM
they need to cover new mexiso assault and boston ones

Schnit Dick
08-30-2005, 09:27 AM
I think we need BostonStrangler and Sonny to call in...chop chop boys

khemystri
08-30-2005, 09:27 AM
Whoever wins has to bring a hidden tape recorder and do everything
you can to embarass Hawk... That should ensure more airtime and
you would be helping the show!!!

Jerseyshorekev
08-30-2005, 09:28 AM
Good Morning wackbaggers

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:29 AM
Whoever wins has to bring a hidden tape recorder and do everything
you can to embarass Hawk... That should ensure more airtime and
you would be helping the show!!!


no doubt bro

Schnit Dick
08-30-2005, 09:29 AM
Sonny did them all? I thought he only did two...

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 09:30 AM
Whoever wins has to bring a hidden tape recorder and do everything
you can to embarass Hawk... That should ensure more airtime and
you would be helping the show!!!

That is a great idea. Can we send a tranny to the table?

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:30 AM
I can't believe they picked the guy in the lion suit over sonny, HE DID 3!

I recognized the audio of the third one I believe it was the one with PMS in the banana suit.

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 09:30 AM
Sonny did them all? I thought he only did two...

yes, Boston strangler and PMS did the third one

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:30 AM
That is a great idea. Can we send a tranny to the table?


hahaha....can i take your order daddy.....

Schnauzer
08-30-2005, 09:31 AM
hahahahahaa

APortablePhone
08-30-2005, 09:33 AM
Jimmy's comic strips...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/marmaduke2045784050830.gif
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/Beetle_Bailey.gif
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/herman2045784050830.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/flightdeck2045784050830.gif

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:33 AM
oh my frigging god jimmy, hahaha

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 09:33 AM
dead baby is always comedy gold

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:34 AM
WTF! they're reduced to voice photoshopping comic strips

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:34 AM
dead baby is always comedy gold


true true

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:35 AM
I fucking hate patty

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 09:35 AM
did se say pecan for cunts?

SonnyForelli
08-30-2005, 09:35 AM
IM on hold right now to correct the boys

Seth
08-30-2005, 09:36 AM
did se say pecan for cunts?
I heard pecans per cunts

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:36 AM
Go Sonny!!!

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 09:36 AM
IM on hold right now to correct the boys


sonny they just need to be talked to, not corrected.

APortablePhone
08-30-2005, 09:37 AM
IM on hold right now to correct the boys

Thank god. Your accent makes me giggle like a retard watching his parents get murdered.

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:37 AM
Good Lord She's Even More Annoying Than The Bbboys Described Her

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:38 AM
Thank god. Your accent makes me giggle like a retard watching his parents get murdered.
you mean like a retahhhd?

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:38 AM
how do you spell croquant?

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 09:38 AM
wait ant won't eat a cunt, is that what I heard?

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:38 AM
Sonnnyyyy!!!!

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 09:39 AM
sonny more gooder call today

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 09:39 AM
today is a VERY special day for me... anyone care why?

APortablePhone
08-30-2005, 09:39 AM
Please, someone get the newspaper away from Jimmy.

dg124
08-30-2005, 09:40 AM
oh please tell us

Schnit Dick
08-30-2005, 09:40 AM
today is a VERY speacial day for me... anyone care why?


I care...why BAM?

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:40 AM
sonny more gooder call today
I agree, deffinitely much more gooder

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:40 AM
today is a VERY speacial day for me... anyone care why?


why is that?

SonnyForelli
08-30-2005, 09:40 AM
Thank god. Your accent makes me giggle like a retard watching his parents get murdered.

Why thank you sir, :action-sm

wetandstickyjim
08-30-2005, 09:40 AM
Well done, in and out. Wew.

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:40 AM
Please, someone get the newspaper away from Jimmy.
He's going to do nothing but drive us fucking insane with that thing all show!

wetandstickyjim
08-30-2005, 09:41 AM
why is that?
Do tell.

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 09:41 AM
It is a speacial day because Eric Clapton's new CD Revolutions comes out today... I will have one at 11:15 am

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:41 AM
today is a VERY special day for me... anyone care why?
Yeah other than it bein jimmy's birfday....I'll bite

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:42 AM
It is a speacial day because Eric Clapton's new CD Revolutions comes out today... I will have one at 11:15 am


ahhh, i see, thats cool

burningsun
08-30-2005, 09:42 AM
nice. clapton rules. new '30 seconds to mars' album is also out today

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:42 AM
It is a speacial day because Eric Clapton's new CD Revolutions comes out today... I will have one at 11:15 am
yeah! good for you, getcha some clapton big ass

Farm Flufer
08-30-2005, 09:43 AM
Morning baggers. Another late start for me.

khemystri
08-30-2005, 09:43 AM
today is a VERY special day for me... anyone care why?

Ankle bracelet finally coming off??

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:44 AM
strap in kids

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:44 AM
Hey how long does it take to get your pest shirt if you order it priority?

StankOnHangDown
08-30-2005, 09:44 AM
Originally Posted by Big ASS Member
today is a VERY special day for me... anyone care why?


Test results?

SirWorksalot
08-30-2005, 09:44 AM
Morning, wackbaggers...

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:44 AM
Ankle bracelet finally coming off??
he's not martha stewart stupid lol

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:45 AM
Hey how long does it take to get your pest shirt if you order it priority?


yes, i would like to know also

burningsun
08-30-2005, 09:45 AM
today is a VERY special day for me... anyone care why?


Did more water pour into the Superdome?













I know you already said why but I'm a late larry

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:46 AM
yes, i would like to know also
I just ordered mine last night

SirWorksalot
08-30-2005, 09:47 AM
Did more water pour into the Superdome?

If that were true, New Orleans = utopia

*ding ding*

SonnyForelli
08-30-2005, 09:50 AM
anybody having problems refreshing Wack bag today ?

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:50 AM
anybody having problems refreshing Wack bag today ?
Raises Hand

SonnyForelli
08-30-2005, 09:51 AM
This Tazer bit is fuckin hilarious

SirWorksalot
08-30-2005, 09:52 AM
Raises Hand

Me too, mister!

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:52 AM
A lot of issues today

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:52 AM
I know, nothing funnier than some stupid bastard gettin tazed

SirWorksalot
08-30-2005, 09:53 AM
This Tazer bit is fuckin hilarious

WTC Reference = More Gooder

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:53 AM
exactly what she gets...stupid bitch

SonnyForelli
08-30-2005, 09:53 AM
Did you get the reporters reading, "everybody gets Tazered" I smell a Paul Achor bit

burningsun
08-30-2005, 09:54 AM
hahah people need to get tazered more often

SirWorksalot
08-30-2005, 09:55 AM
Why can't people just shut the fuck up, do what the cops say, and sort it out later?

This bitch is lucky she didn't get pistol-whipped. Someone yelled at me like that while I was on the rig, I'd beat them to death with an oxygen cylinder.

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:55 AM
agreed

SonnyForelli
08-30-2005, 09:55 AM
Their all Golfers too, I didnt see the vidios yet either, I am only guessing

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 09:55 AM
Video of tasered woman... http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displaymedia.cfm/div/opieanthony/id/10431/media_search/opieanthony/page/download_LOUDMOUTH_WOMAN_GETS_TAZERED___TASERED___ WHATEVER.html
only took me 25 minutes to find

Jerseyshorekev
08-30-2005, 09:56 AM
Yeah but I'm sure some wiskey tango get tazed as well

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 09:56 AM
Why is it allways the Schwoogies getting tazered??

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 09:57 AM
i smell new character

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:57 AM
wtf...who is this caller?

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 09:57 AM
Is this guy Luca Brasi?

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:57 AM
Their all Golfers too, I didnt see the vidios yet either, I am only guessing
you can call me a n00b for it....but WTH is a golfer

burningsun
08-30-2005, 09:57 AM
today I learned it's always bullshit when it happens to you

SirWorksalot
08-30-2005, 09:58 AM
Their all Golfers too

Dunno, I've had my share of white trash get in my face... I had this one lady try to kick my ass for treating her neighbor's son who had OD'd on something... apparently she was "in charge" of him, and I treated him without asking her and she took a swing at me - she wasn't his guardian or anything, mind you, just some cunt who thought she had some right to tell me what to do. Cops beat the fuck out of her. It was very satisfying.

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:58 AM
this guy knows a lot about head injuries

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 09:58 AM
today I learned it's always bullshit when it happens to you


haha yup, good one

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 09:58 AM
Golfer=Negro

StankOnHangDown
08-30-2005, 09:58 AM
Why is it allways the Schwoogies getting tazered??

Because ther are held down by The Man and want to lip-off.

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 09:58 AM
thx life

burningsun
08-30-2005, 09:59 AM
hmm someone jog my memory...didn't the boys us to have a guy on that was hit in the head by a boat. who was that again?

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 10:00 AM
hmm someone jog my memory...didn't the boys us to have a guy on that was hit in the head by a boat. who was that again?

Yeah, ole' boat-to-the-noggin

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:00 AM
hahahaha

SonnyForelli
08-30-2005, 10:00 AM
every one checking out the vidio all at once, That great !lets crash foundrymusic.com

JRamoneRIP
08-30-2005, 10:00 AM
I fucked Tom Sizemore's cousin, she's a beast and a half

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 10:02 AM
I fucked Tom Sizemore's cousin, she's a beast and a half
I'm not even gonna touch this one

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:04 AM
i didn't do it? wtf is he talking about

BusyChild04
08-30-2005, 10:04 AM
shit...I need some cash...maybe I'll make my own porn video...would any wackbag ladies like to help me?

JRamoneRIP
08-30-2005, 10:05 AM
I'm not even gonna touch this one


trust me sometimes I wish i hadn't either LOL

EdC
08-30-2005, 10:05 AM
I fucked Tom Sizemore's cousin, she's a beast and a half

Or maybe a beast and a half just has to claim they are related to a celeb? :icon_mrgr

Anyway, this Sizemore thing may explain the Ben's big hog mystery.

Ben doesn't have that big a big hog. He just carries around an extra clean urine hog in his pants just in case XM does random testing.

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:05 AM
good luck bro, haha

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 10:05 AM
Hell I'd love to play my v-card and make some cash in the process, I'm gonna need some wackbag ladies to help me out too

JRamoneRIP
08-30-2005, 10:06 AM
shit...I need some cash...maybe I'll make my own porn video...would any walkbag ladies like to help me?


what the fuck is a WALKbag??

wetandstickyjim
08-30-2005, 10:06 AM
Or maybe a beast and a half just has to claim they are related to a celeb? :icon_mrgr

Anyway, this Sizemore thing may explain the Ben's big hog mystery.

Ben doesn't have that big a big hog. He just carries around an extra clean urine hog in his pants just in case XM does random testing.
Blahahahahaha, dude!

JRamoneRIP
08-30-2005, 10:09 AM
Or maybe a beast and a half just has to claim they are related to a celeb? :icon_mrgr
.

yea it crossed my mind till she introduced me to him at a family reunion

BusyChild04
08-30-2005, 10:12 AM
what the fuck is a WALKbag??

holy shit I suck! "wackbag"*

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:15 AM
Wow...Sizemore is hilarious

wetandstickyjim
08-30-2005, 10:17 AM
Wow...Sizemore is hilarious
yeah, he's funny AND he has a pussy.

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:18 AM
break those mother fuckers off......never in my most fucked up state would that ever cross my mind

APortablePhone
08-30-2005, 10:18 AM
So, if I sucked Tom Sizemore's dick, just so I could fuck him when it became a pussy...would that still be gay?

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 10:18 AM
Is that a vibrator I hear??? It sounds like a fuckin' Evenrude

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 10:19 AM
So, if I sucked Tom Sizemore's dick, just so I could fuck him when it became a pussy...would that still be gay?
I dunno, I guess you would have to jump off that bridge when you came to it

EQCrackEddie
08-30-2005, 10:19 AM
Now we know how he played his part in natural born killers so well

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 10:19 AM
Is that a vibrator I hear??? It sounds like a fuckin' Evenrude
It's a sybian

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:20 AM
"I've never had an STD in my life" YOU JINXED YOURSELF TOM!!!

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:21 AM
man, this woman sounds like she should be butting up against Jimmy's door saying "Hi Big Dick Daaaadddyy"

Sack of Chisels
08-30-2005, 10:21 AM
Talking politics while a bitch is eating your ass. cool.

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 10:21 AM
Dick Shortener is my new pornstar name

APortablePhone
08-30-2005, 10:23 AM
Talking politics while a bitch is eating your ass. cool.

I know, people will talk politics while a girl is eating their asshole, but a dentist says the boys should never bring the topic up. Ponderous, fucking ponderous.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/PEOPLE-SIZEMORE.jpg

StankOnHangDown
08-30-2005, 10:23 AM
"I've never had an STD in my life" YOU JINXED YOURSELF TOM!!!

I've had the clap 3 times:sperm: . Thank the Marines for free penis-illan

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:24 AM
that first moan sounds almost exactly like the soundclip they play where the skydiver's parachute didn't open

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 10:24 AM
that first moan sounds almost exactly like the soundclip they play where the skydiver's parachute didn't open

Funny, I thought it sounded like someone hitting a joint

Awesome Man
08-30-2005, 10:25 AM
oh god doesnt it make you adjust your seat

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:25 AM
Funny, I thought it sounded like someone hitting a joint


hahaha, yea it did

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:26 AM
Nutcracker suite...has made me cringe every single time I've heard it ever since 1998 or whenever they did it first

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:26 AM
yea, i cant listen to that......uggg

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 10:27 AM
Yeah, I can't even listen to shit like that without feeling it.

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:28 AM
does anyone out there have one of those Polk Audio XM Reference Tuners?

StankOnHangDown
08-30-2005, 10:29 AM
does anyone out there have one of those Polk Audio XM Reference Tuners?

The Polk XRT-12

Awesome Man
08-30-2005, 10:30 AM
"john hancock...it's Herbie Hancock "

Seth
08-30-2005, 10:30 AM
Yeah, I can't even listen to shit like that without feeling it.
Like this?
http://images.foundrymusic.com/JPEG/ballcrushing21.jpg

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:30 AM
The Polk XRT-12

yes, that one

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 10:31 AM
Like this?
http://images.foundrymusic.com/JPEG/ballcrushing21.jpg

Actually, that's kinda hot

APortablePhone
08-30-2005, 10:32 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/21666.jpg

JRamoneRIP
08-30-2005, 10:32 AM
teddybear underwear??? what a fag

APortablePhone
08-30-2005, 10:34 AM
teddybear underwear??? what a fag

If I remember, the guy came in wearing his little sister's panties. Which isn't gay, it's just fucking hot.

Sack of Chisels
08-30-2005, 10:34 AM
damn, those cars spilling out all their gas into the water does not look safe.

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:34 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/21666.jpg
hahaha, nice call

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 10:34 AM
wow... i just fell alseep at my desk...

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:35 AM
wow... i just fell alseep at my desk...

how can you sleep when the levys are breaking, hahaha

Seth
08-30-2005, 10:36 AM
That could be a lyric: When the levee breaks, I fall asleep at my desk.... woo hoo When the levee breaks...

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:37 AM
Damn! I found out last night I lost my home-onlly thing showing is my roof ! But hey on another note that Tom Sizemore tape was funny as shit!

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:38 AM
I tried to tell them yesterday it wasnt a small deal!

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 10:38 AM
New Orleanes Looks Like Vennice... Holy shit

wetandstickyjim
08-30-2005, 10:39 AM
Damn! I found out last night I lost my home-onlly thing showing is my roof ! But hey on another note that Tom Sizemore tape was funny as shit!
That's the spirit!

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:39 AM
omg, that place is fuuuucked up, no more boom boom for that baby

APortablePhone
08-30-2005, 10:40 AM
Damn! I found out last night I lost my home-onlly thing showing is my roof ! But hey on another note that Tom Sizemore tape was funny as shit!

At least you can drink beer at the airport. Too bad you'll have to swim there.

tussle_tussle69
08-30-2005, 10:40 AM
Damn! I found out last night I lost my home-onlly thing showing is my roof ! But hey on another note that Tom Sizemore tape was funny as shit!
now that's keepin the ol upper lip stiff! good hustle *tussles hair*

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 10:41 AM
oh... at this point just let people get food...

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:42 AM
what a cock! "Hey look at all that garbage! What's that to you?"

"It's my entire life and history you insensitive asshole!"

BDB...sorry to hear bout the house man, good luck with the insurance

TheJew
08-30-2005, 10:42 AM
teddybear underwear??? what a fag

sounds like steve

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:42 AM
now that's keepin the ol upper lip stiff! good hustle *tussles hair*

When we left I got all my mementos(old girlfriends panties,skin samples from the little boys I ***** then killed etc..)no seriously though-I took as much valuble shit as I could. The only thing for me that is even promosing is I have full insurance(disadter/flood) but thats me most dont have that!

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:43 AM
oh... at this point just let people get food...
Uhh...BAM, most of the looters are your favorite people :action-sm You sure you want them to get free food?

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:43 AM
and let the looting begin

wetandstickyjim
08-30-2005, 10:44 AM
When we left I got all my mementos(old girlfriends panties,skin samples from the little boys I ***** then killed etc..)no seriously though-I took as much valuble shit as I could. The only thing for me that is even promosing is I have full insurance(disadter/flood) but thats me most dont have that!
Good luck Bro! Serioulsy.

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 10:44 AM
they need those Airplanes they use to put out forrest fires...

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:45 AM
they need those Airplanes they use to put out forrest fires...


seriously

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:45 AM
I got word from some friends and althought he news is reporting some looting they arent even coming close. My friends told me that the shwoogies have been lotting everything all over the city. He even told me about a guy he knows owns a biz downtown that killed a shwoogie that was lotting in his store!

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:46 AM
Thats now true about not ebing able to get insurance! That is complete BS! it just cost lot more than other palces!

EdC
08-30-2005, 10:46 AM
I got word from some friends and althought he news is reporting some looting they arent even coming close. My friends told me that the shwoogies have been lotting everything all over the city. He even told me about a guy he knows owns a biz downtown that killed a shwoogie that was lotting in his store!

That's the real reason they aren't letting the people out of the dome. (ding ding ding):action-sm

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:46 AM
Good luck Bro! Serioulsy.


Yeah man I appreciate that!

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:47 AM
That's the real reason they aren't letting the people out of the dome. (ding ding ding):action-sm

As fucked up as that sounds you dont even know!

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 10:47 AM
That's the real reason they aren't letting the people out of the dome. (ding ding ding):action-sm
gotta love preemptive justice!

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 10:47 AM
BSB our thoughts are with you.

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:47 AM
yeah, they showed them a lil bit last night...jiggaboos smashin, grabbin, then smiling and waving at the cameras

BDB, is that you on the phone?

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:48 AM
Trust me that guy is cajun! You dont copy a cajun accent!

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:48 AM
Thats not true about everyone having to have it but youd be dumb not to!

TheJew
08-30-2005, 10:49 AM
Thats not true about everyone having to have it but youd be dumb not to!
a true ragin cajun

Skeet Slambone
08-30-2005, 10:50 AM
Just a quick thing about Flood insurance. There is only 1 flood insurance company in the entire nation. What the fucking Gov't does is force people who live in areas that haven't flooded in 100 years to carry it so they are able to cover themselves in the areas that flood once a fucking year. If you've ever looked at the flood maps it's absurd some of the areas that are designated as flood zones. It's utter fucking bullshit.

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:50 AM
when the water does subside, there will be 10 feet of friggin swamp mud everywhere

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 10:51 AM
someone needs to hack jimmy's stuff... post it here

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 10:52 AM
BDB where are you located now?

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:52 AM
Hack Jimmy's stuff? We could just ask and he'd post it

Jigzaw
08-30-2005, 10:54 AM
Here come the crocs, Good thing the svwoogs cant swim and if they cant swim how can they loot with tv's on their heads

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:54 AM
oh boy...here comes the gas news...a huge amount of our refineries are right in that area. Fill up your cars now, fill up gas cans, fill up anything with gas. Gasoline is already up ten cents and the market hasn't even opened up yet (my buddy works for an energy trading co)

seriously, we'll be seeing $3.50 at the pump within 3 weeks

TheJew
08-30-2005, 10:54 AM
Here come the crocs, Good thing the svwoogs cant swim and if they cant swim how can they loot with tv's on their heads
they float on the tvs

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:54 AM
OK just for those of you who dont know! the videos you are seeing from new orleans with the golfers on the roofs is a "neighborhood" called the 9th ward. The 9th Ward is basiclly all govt housing. So when the news said that N.O had 100,000 people that didnt have a way out alot fo them lived in the 9th ward. So as far as houses they will get theire free houses back "eventually" but all their personal shit would obviosly be gone!

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 10:55 AM
What the fucking Gov't does is force people who live in areas that haven't flooded in 100 years to carry it so they are able to cover themselves in the areas that flood once a fucking year. If you've ever looked at the flood maps it's absurd some of the areas that are designated as flood zones. It's utter fucking bullshit.

that's called Adverse Selection... If you sell cancer insurance to only smokers, chances are you're gonna have a shitload of claims at some point--enough to financially destroy the insurer. Blah blah blah, but I'm an insurance agent, so although it seems like BS, it's a necessary evil.

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 10:55 AM
They need to play walking on sunshine by Katrina and the Waves

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:55 AM
oh boy...here comes the gas news...a huge amount of our refineries are right in that area. Fill up your cars now, fill up gas cans, fill up anything with gas. Gasoline is already up ten cents and the market hasn't even opened up yet (my buddy works for an energy trading co)


cost me 55 yesterday to fill up in Philadelphia..19 gall tank

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:55 AM
BS BS BS-Shenanigans!

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 10:56 AM
cost me 55 yesterday to fill up in Philadelphia..19 gall tank
cost me the exact same for my Jeep, 22 gal tank.

TheJew
08-30-2005, 10:56 AM
BS BS BS-Shenanigans!
i swear to god i'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says shananigans!

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 10:56 AM
wha wait? me shenanigans? BS? :)


NO the guy calling!

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:57 AM
cost me the exact same for my Jeep, 22 gal tank.


this is getting fucking out of hand

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 10:57 AM
i swear to god i'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says shananigans!


hey Farva, whats that name....

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 10:57 AM
i swear to god i'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says shananigans!

Shenanigans

TheJew
08-30-2005, 10:58 AM
hey JD is it odd if i'm feeling funny with this erection here while looking at your avatar?

Schnauzer
08-30-2005, 10:58 AM
shhhhcka shhhcka shhhcka shhhcka

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:00 AM
BDB where are you located now?

Im in Shreveport about 4 1/2 hours North of N.O. My parents live up here! So unlike alot of others I have a comfy place to stay!

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:01 AM
hey JD is it odd if i'm feeling funny with this erection here while looking at your avatar?


Is it odd that Im getting some clear stuff from looking at BAM's sig pic!

Minge
08-30-2005, 11:01 AM
I fucking love Bill Burr. I don't think there's another guest or comedian on the show that just "gets" the show as much as he does.

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 11:01 AM
wow... check out fox news... even though there is water between the houses on fire... the fire is jumping from roof to roof

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:02 AM
I know you silly goose!

Can you say that again in a really really young but really really gay lisp?

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:02 AM
AHAHHAHA this fucking golfer waving his shirt on the top of the roof on fox news is goddamn hilarious

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 11:02 AM
hey JD is it odd if i'm feeling funny with this erection here while looking at your avatar?
not at all, I got quite the rod looking for the picture :icon_mrgr

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:03 AM
Can you say that again in a really really young but really really gay lisp?
haha BDB i know you fuckin saw that south park last night!

Seth
08-30-2005, 11:03 AM
I fucking love Bill Burr. I don't think there's another guest or comedian on the show that just "gets" the show as much as he does.
I concur. I can't WAIT to see him at Caroline's!

BadGuy
08-30-2005, 11:04 AM
cost me the exact same for my Jeep, 22 gal tank.
I heard that Jesse Jackson went to Venezuela to kiss the ass of the President down there that Pat Robertson wants to kill and somehow worked a deal where Venezuela will be selling oil cheap to the poor in America. Maybe I'm stupid, but how many poor people have an oil refinery in their back yard? Wouldn't the oil be useless?

Stank Low
08-30-2005, 11:05 AM
They do have generators that actually turn on when the power is off.
My father-in-law has one.
I doubt that callers was wired to his camera system. I'd think a sump pump or something like that would be first priority.

http://www.portable-electric-power-generators.com/p_coleman_standby_generator.htm

Some of them are hooked up to gas lines.

Edit: Cause I suck

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:06 AM
haha BDB i know you fuckin saw that south park last night!


You know it! God Damn I love that one!

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:06 AM
They do have generators that actually turn on when the power is off.
My father-in-law has one. I doubt it was wired to his camera system. I'd think a sump pump or something like that would be first priority.

http://www.portable-electric-power-generators.com/p_coleman_standby_generator.htm

Some of them are hooked up to gas lines.


i have one like that..guardian..gas powered, very nice

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 11:06 AM
But of course sweetie, only for you...

[in a really really young gay lisp voice] I know that you silly goose!

that's hot

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:08 AM
i have one like that..guardian..gas powered, very nice

I have one of those too! One of the best brands!

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:08 AM
But of course sweetie, only for you...

[in a really really young gay lisp voice] I know that you silly goose!

i'm sitting here with this erection feeling kind of funny when you say that

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:08 AM
I have one of those too! One of the best brands!


it runs pretty much the entire house...except a/c unit

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 11:08 AM
it will be great for a dildo

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:08 AM
that's hot

I know Im gonna be going back to this thread when I need to yank one out!

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:10 AM
it runs pretty much the entire house...except a/c unit

LMFAO! Thats classic! Mine runs my AC a few outlets but we live in totally different places! :action-sm

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:11 AM
where are you BBD?

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:12 AM
it's kind of cheesy but i can't stop laughing when they shit on bob edwards and how he is a ghoulish vampire

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 11:12 AM
bob edwards really is a creepy guy

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:12 AM
it's kind of cheesy but i can't stop laughing when they shit on bob edwards and how he is a ghoulish vampire


i know, hahaha

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:13 AM
Im on FoxNews.com and there is a story about the origianl Ruby Slippers from Wizard of Oz where Stolen! They were insured for 1 mill! LOL!

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:14 AM
Im on FoxNews.com and there is a story about the origianl Ruby Slippers from Wizard of Oz where Stolen! They were insured for 1 mill! LOL!
seems we'll have another rich golfer

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:14 AM
seems we'll have another rich golfer


ding ding

hahaahaha

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:15 AM
Go Jimmy!

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:15 AM
AHAHAHHAHAHAH whenever they have these survival stories it's always the golfers because whitey is smart and knows when watey comes to get the fuck out

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:15 AM
where are you BBD?

Right now! Im in Shreveport,LA which is about 4 1/2 hours North of N.O. and about 3 hours east of Dallas. My folks live up here. My home is on the WestBank in New Orleans which is right over the Mississippi River across from Downtown N.O. .

APortablePhone
08-30-2005, 11:15 AM
When are people ever going to learn. Jimmy and the boys are just better than we are.

khemystri
08-30-2005, 11:16 AM
Just a quick thing about Flood insurance. There is only 1 flood insurance company in the entire nation. What the fucking Gov't does is force people who live in areas that haven't flooded in 100 years to carry it so they are able to cover themselves in the areas that flood once a fucking year. If you've ever looked at the flood maps it's absurd some of the areas that are designated as flood zones. It's utter fucking bullshit.

Its not that it hasnt flooded in 100 years, its called a "hundred year storm"
which means a storm that strong only happens on average once every
hundred years. Technically you could have a 100 year storm two years in
a row, Its just not probable. FEMA conducts flood studies to delineate
the elevation at which a 100 floodplain is located. :action-sm

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:16 AM
When are people ever going to learn. Jimmy and the boys are just better than we are.


with luck, never, i love these fucking calls

JSHAW
08-30-2005, 11:16 AM
Just a reminder that the living dead are alive and kickin' on the Bob Nosferatu show on XM channel 133.

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:16 AM
When are people ever going to learn. Jimmy and the boys are just better than we are.

Ser-i-ously :icon_mrgr

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:16 AM
When are people ever going to learn. Jimmy and the boys are just better than we are.
they're fancy people! he's jim norton and he's on the radio!!!

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:17 AM
God Damn ever day Norton becomes more and more of my mentor!

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:17 AM
Just a reminder that the living dead are alive and kickin' on the Bob Nosferatu show on XM channel 133.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
i just pooped myself laughing

(isn't is alive and well?)

CliktyClakBitch
08-30-2005, 11:18 AM
That's right Rufuss! he's also on HBO!

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 11:19 AM
oh yeah opie really appreciates gifts... he smashes everything he gets

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:20 AM
is anyone else watching fox news? the only pictures they show are of golfers and carlos mencia

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 11:20 AM
Henchmen hit one out of the park with this one, I love it

Ebola
08-30-2005, 11:21 AM
I don't expect to see O&A on xmradio.com the way stern is on sirius, but come on and atleast promote the show. XM's lack of marketing makes me wonder what is going on behind the scenes.

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 11:21 AM
is anyone else watching fox news? the only pictures they show are of golfers and carlos menciaI'm gonna pre-empt BigDickBlack on this one....that's all there is in New Orleans :action-sm

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:21 AM
is anyone else watching fox news? the only pictures they show are of golfers and carlos mencia


and i think the only white person i saw was the helicopter pilot

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:22 AM
this version sucks more cock than little jimmy norton

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 11:22 AM
Dan Turner gets a Golden TIcket!!! BRAVO

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:24 AM
I'm gonna pre-empt BigDickBlack on this one....that's all there is in New Orleans :action-sm


You are a wise one!( in some kind of old martial arts chink voice)

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:24 AM
why does fox news keep going back to carlos mencia?

TheBattleVirus
08-30-2005, 11:24 AM
Golden Ticket hopefuls next. Love that bit.

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:26 AM
Counting Crows, counting blows!

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:28 AM
nice martial law! maybe we can take care of some golfers in the process

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:28 AM
Hooo Hooo sucks!

StankOnHangDown
08-30-2005, 11:28 AM
Right now! Im in Shreveport,LA which is about 4 1/2 hours North of N.O. and about 3 hours east of Dallas. My folks live up here. My home is on the WestBank in New Orleans which is right over the Mississippi River across from Downtown N.O. .

Duuuh...do you know Steve Smith? ....... You know....Steve He's got brown hair and wears glasses

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:29 AM
nice martial law! maybe we can take care of some golfers in the process

no such luck, the NAACP and the ACLU are in their boats on the way there as we speak

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:29 AM
Duuuh...do you know Steve Smith? ....... You know....Steve He's got brown hair and wears glasses
i doubt he know's steve smith but he probably knows jamal johnson or his sister bonifa johnson

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:30 AM
Save the Grease Man!

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:31 AM
gotta get Lazlo

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:31 AM
i doubt he know's steve smith but he probably knows jamal johnson or his sister bonifa johnson


Are you serious I know both of them and Steve Smith! :action-sm

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:31 AM
Save the Grease Man!
cracks me up when ant does that impression

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:32 AM
Douche sucks!

StankOnHangDown
08-30-2005, 11:32 AM
i doubt he know's steve smith but he probably knows jamal johnson or his sister bonifa johnson

thate are a few crackers there....I use to live in a predominantly white duplex in morgan city, la

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:32 AM
Stop This I'm Going Crazy Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

jd625
08-30-2005, 11:32 AM
golfers drowning = crime rate plummiting in the big easy

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:32 AM
cracks me up when ant does that impression

Yeah, I know.

I'm just trying to coax him into doing it :icon_mrgr

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:32 AM
thate are a few crackers there....I use to live in a predominantly white duplex in morgan city, la
so there were just two of you?

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 11:33 AM
not good enough to waste time fixing th CD player

StankOnHangDown
08-30-2005, 11:33 AM
so there were just two of you?

yeah untill my grandmother was ***** and killed for sport by the Knock Out Posse

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:33 AM
holy shit on fox news they keep showing carlos mencia i can just imagine the camera man and the helicopter pilot are just laughing at him standing shirtless on the roof

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:34 AM
Hmmmmm - urine or mayo . . . . ?

jd625
08-30-2005, 11:34 AM
carlos mencia is a shitdick

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:35 AM
on fox, their are chopping thru roofs

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:35 AM
"Jerome the sexual harrasement gnome"

kinda ripping off (Hoo Hoo) Saturday Night live's "Merv The Perv"

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 11:36 AM
man...The Fiasco...they suck

0 for 2

jd625
08-30-2005, 11:37 AM
i hate it and it stinks

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:37 AM
yeah untill my grandmother was ***** and killed for sport by the Knock Out Posse

JESUS MAN! lol

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 11:38 AM
erik has his own mic because no one wants to use it after he breathes on it

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:39 AM
erik has his own mic because no one wants to use it after he breathes on it
:clap: :clap: :clap:

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 11:39 AM
hahahaha

"Wendy, I'm home...."

BruceKellysJunk
08-30-2005, 11:39 AM
OOO, Navy SEALS!

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 11:40 AM
HEY!! i was responsible for the whole erik "pretty cute" coment

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:41 AM
Dude - Jimmy - queer - chicks - ......

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:41 AM
that cunt has said nothing because he is on vacation

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:42 AM
See that - he *did* speak

Sack of Chisels
08-30-2005, 11:42 AM
G-lo Bush.

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 11:42 AM
I don't know if this is off topic, but I really wanna rub my cock on Opie's delicious pubic V...

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:43 AM
I don't know if this is off topic, but I really wanna rub my cock on Opie's delicious pubic V...
are you alright?
yeah i just threw up in my mouth.

Cromwell
08-30-2005, 11:43 AM
This rocks!

BigDickBlack
08-30-2005, 11:43 AM
LMFAO! This shit is funny! Ok not the song!

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 11:44 AM
all right... i think we can make a descision on the golden tickets

StankOnHangDown
08-30-2005, 11:45 AM
are you alright?
yeah i just threw up in my mouth.

I wanna rub my cock on your gums now.

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 11:45 AM
much better than the last guys...but a bit long

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:46 AM
why do people keep bringing up these WOW stolen stories? who gives a shit we all know everyone steals boohoo deal with it.

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 11:46 AM
What's with all these tattle-tales today?

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:47 AM
why do people keep bringing up these WOW stolen stories? who gives a shit we all know everyone steals boohoo deal with it.


no doubt

Farm Flufer
08-30-2005, 11:48 AM
Oh no, Tom is alive.

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 11:50 AM
Oh no, Tom is alive.
haha dick :action-sm

Did / are they going to declare Martial Law? I'm not paying enough attention

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 11:51 AM
wow that water is really going to be a hazordous waste zone with Tom's shit

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:51 AM
AHHAHA then they'll really be dodgin logs!

wetandstickyjim
08-30-2005, 11:52 AM
haha dick :action-sm

Did / are they going to declare Martial Law? I'm not paying enough attention
They declared martial law...Tom said so. Ya'll.

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 11:54 AM
whoa!! Tom brushed his teeth? That's it, we have seen the coming of the Apocalypse

Chuckyarla
08-30-2005, 11:54 AM
he's rationing the beer

muffdiver
08-30-2005, 11:55 AM
the men got it good they can just hang it out a window HAHA

PorchMonkey4Life
08-30-2005, 11:55 AM
wow... show is over already? slow listening thread today

Life Hack
08-30-2005, 11:56 AM
wow... show is over already? slow listening thread today

My fault, sorry!

muffdiver
08-30-2005, 11:56 AM
HAHA sounds FAKE!! that gotta be jim wackin it to a tape!

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:57 AM
shame i had class at 8...no idea why tom seizemore is so funny?

wetandstickyjim
08-30-2005, 11:57 AM
What's up with Lil' Jimmy's HBO special?

LesPaul
08-30-2005, 11:57 AM
you guys have a good day, laters

TheJew
08-30-2005, 11:58 AM
ok that money shot is fucking hilarious...i just fell off of my chair

sounds like he's moving furniture...how i love you billy burr

muffdiver
08-30-2005, 11:58 AM
That sounded like Jimmy Farting!!!!!!!!

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 11:59 AM
cya folk...time to pretend to work

TheJew
08-30-2005, 12:00 PM
i think if you just watched fox news you would never know that white people exist

muffdiver
08-30-2005, 12:02 PM
Btw New Pest here Just Shoutin out Love the show and Listen EVERY day now (am a truck Driver) Just ordered my WoW sticker and Pest Shirt!

prozac
08-30-2005, 12:04 PM
Fun show today...really loved Tom seizmore!!!! Crazy bastard!

Seth
08-30-2005, 12:05 PM
I really love Bill Burr. I like the lines he throws out here and there (he's very funny), but what really makes me like him is the way he genuinely laughs at things the guys say and do. Like he's there to enjoy the show, not plug his gig. Very endearing.

wetandstickyjim
08-30-2005, 12:08 PM
I really love Bill Burr. I like the lines he throws out here and there (he's very funny), but what really makes me like him is the way he genuinely laughs at things the guys say and do. Like he's there to enjoy the show, not plug his gig. Very endearing.
Yup, Bill would be great while Jimmy is out taping.

prozac
08-30-2005, 12:11 PM
Yup, Bill would be great while Jimmy is out taping.

THat's right, Jimmy might be gone for awhile. Bill is good choice, also Joe Rogan!

Jimmy's Dignity
08-30-2005, 12:11 PM
hahahahhaha....wow

Superdome song = hilarious

mrlovkim
08-30-2005, 12:15 PM
I missed Monday show because I was in the hospital can someone tell me when it will be played on Saturday, please:)

prozac
08-30-2005, 12:19 PM
I missed Monday show because I was in the hospital can someone tell me when it will be played on Saturday, please:)


Saturday at 7:00am ...my friend! For the early replay!

khemystri
08-30-2005, 12:21 PM
I really love Bill Burr. I like the lines he throws out here and there (he's very funny), but what really makes me like him is the way he genuinely laughs at things the guys say and do. Like he's there to enjoy the show, not plug his gig. Very endearing.


"Hurricanes dont like freedom" freakin' killed me!!!

mrlovkim
08-30-2005, 12:23 PM
Saturday at 7:00am ...my friend! For the early replay!

Thank you, it sucks to miss the show but went into the hospital on Friday for surgery and was suppose to leave Saturday but had some problems and didn't leave till late yesterday.:(

Thanks again:)

prozac
08-30-2005, 12:26 PM
Thank you, it sucks to miss the show but went into the hospital on Friday for surgery and was suppose to leave Saturday but had some problems and didn't leave till late yesterday.:(

Thanks again:)

Hope your doing well mrlovkim.....Hopefully everything is now o.k., Thank-god for replays. Their might be a midnight show (Monday's) on Sat. night though I am not 100% sure.

MikeTheTeacher
08-30-2005, 12:28 PM
Dam what movie was the from....it is on the tip of my tounge

Generoso; do you mean the very first audio drop they played today?

That was Raymond Burr in the original "Godzilla" movie describing the aftermath of an attack; a la the hurricane coverage.

God I love that movie.

mrlovkim
08-30-2005, 12:30 PM
Hope your doing well mrlovkim.....Hopefully everything is now o.k., Thank-god for replays. Their might be a midnight show (Monday's) on Sat. night though I am not 100% sure.


Doing good just some pain from the surgery and I am glad for the replays or I would be screwed. :icon_lol:

Thanks :)

eafofny
08-30-2005, 12:33 PM
ummm....where's the show?

JPetrucci23
08-30-2005, 02:09 PM
that was cool... i was watching the show from the studio today. definitely an awesome experience!

mc dice
08-30-2005, 04:28 PM
The video of that golfer getting hit with the tazer is fan-fucking-tastic

owiezarqawi
08-30-2005, 04:34 PM
anyone know how i can get in touch with drew boogie, trying to come up with a remix and wanted to pay him to do one, but cant find a contact thanks fellow pests

Seth
08-30-2005, 04:39 PM
The video of that golfer getting hit with the tazer is fan-fucking-tastic
I just saw that- its too funny.

"Stay right there!"
"I can't move bitch! What you think I'm goan-a do!"

LiddyRules
08-30-2005, 05:07 PM
Ramon's back? I wanted him back! My life is complete again!