Explain the meaning of your Wackbag username...the new version!

[Sprite]

I know this has been done before, but the popularity of Wackbag has just exploded in recent months. (Just about 20,000 members now!!!) Besides that, I think the non-veteran listeners who only know the XM show are finally starting to get the obscure references.

So, what is the meaning behind your screenname? No matter if it's show related or personal, give us the explanation.

For those who haven't figured mine out yet.... Comedian and friend of the show Bob Kelly is Irish, fucks sinks and now walks with a limp. Hence the name, LimpyMcSinkfkcr. :icon_mrgr

[Screwtape]

screwtape is a senior devil fulfilling some diabolical administrative role in one of the circles of hell

pulled off googlism

[THE FEZ MAN]

i dont even read peoples screen names. i see letters and dont even bother to put pronunciation to it or care

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I'm the King of all Tools, need I say anything more?

[FreeTheCricket]

I registered for the second time back in Feb 05, as you can see. I was a full-fledged member here back in WNEW days, but I have no idea what my screen name was, so I was forced to pick a new one. I registered about the time that Cricket, now known as Dee-Dee was pulled off the show and yanked away from her kid's show position because of the animals that are my fellow pests. The fuckers ruined a good thing, and I wanted her freed so she could get back to talking about anal sex and domination in that amazing voice.

MODS - I WOULD LOVE TO FIND OUT WHAT MY OLD SCREEN NAME WAS!! PLEASE PM ME WITH ANY INFO THAT COULD HELP.

[JeebJeebJeeb]

tree fort richard: can i suck your C???

anthony: snore...jeeb,jeeb,jeeb......

[leftybearfan]

I am left handed and a Chicago Bears fan. Hence, leftybearfan

[Abysmul]

a long time ago, before opie met anthony and made a radio show, anthony had a band called rotgut. i was at a club, the roxy music hall in huntington village, probably back in 1993 with a few friends of mine. it was a very very slow night, there were maybe 10 people there. WBAB, long island's home of rock and roll, was doing the wbab homegrown concerts. Rotgut was one of the bands there...wait, as i recall, they were the ONLY band there. i thought they were awesome, they opened up w/ anthony in a clown suit, and i believe hanging from a rope on a ladder. needless to say they made a big impression on me, and my friends and i went backstage to meet them. I ended up getting a rotgut tape from ant, and played it to death. Lame Cattle is a song on that album about a girl who breaks up w/her boyfriend, then by the end realized she made a mistake, and anthony tells her to take a hike....funny fucking song.
i really wish i still had that tape, and ex-girlfriend stole it from me when we broke up. i can still remember ever single song...

[Tax Kuntz]

I picked my name because I am in favor of
legalizing prostitution and I feel taxes
should be collected.

[Mother Shucker]

A bit from the WNEW days. Popey Dice Clay.

[rahrah]

college nickname - morphed over time from rah rah retard

[LiddyRules]

My screenname comes from the fact that Liddy rules.

[Ebola]

Ebola. A river in Zaire or a lethal rain forest virus that Kills 50-90% of those infected. You hemorrhage like Sirius' cash, bleeding from every orifice. You begin to seize, spraying ebola-infected blood to new hosts.

No one really knows where it comes from and it is only a couple of flights from the US.

Spread the virus.....

[Ball Snot]

A pseudonym for sperm.

[tussle_tussle69]

Tussle-What Jimmy Does Or Offers To Do To Cute Or Engaging People Or Things.

Thus tussle_tussle and 69 is the obligatory sex number

[CM Mark]

I misheard the retard's name in a retard story a while back. It was Dally Dooly, I heard Gally Doolly. So sue me.

[KneeKnee]

Real name is Anthony.

AnthoKNEE.

Knee is what people have been calling me since I am a lil tot.

[Got One?]

mine actually goes back to metallica.... favorite, all time, ever ever ever song is One. a "got milk?" commercial happened to be on while flipping thru channels. put them together, and you've got "Got One?".

for here, it was either that, or Something Metal This Way Comes. (coming off the 'something wicked this way comes' album & trilogy by Iced Earth.... a PHENOMENAL metal band.)

went with got one?, because it just sticks out more.

[invisible76]

Because I'm actually invisible. And i was born in 1976

[MadMatt]

Mad - Because I went a little bit crazy about a year and a half ago. I'm much better now.

Matt - Because my name is Matt

Woo Hoo!

[MyMomsBox]

Since the boys tend to sign off "Your Moms Box". I figured it would be great when I finally get through on the phone to hear one of them say "MyMomsBox from Wackbag.com"

[John Kerry]

Just to be an e-asshole and mock John Kerry in the process. :action-sm


did I tell you guys I was in 'Nam?

[slipperyhands]

I used to be a breeding manager on a horse farm, and well, you know.... Slipperyhands

[CM Mark]

I used to be a breeding manager on a horse farm, and well, you know.... Slipperyhands
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/8131e51f.jpg


thats for making me imagine someone jerking off a horse. :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

[JoeyDVDZ]

And digging the original thread up was not an option why?

[Hudson]

Don't think I need to...thanks

[CrazyMrPoopSex]

Mine makes no sense and has no meaning. Kinda like my posts

[crescentwrench]

From the introduce yourself thread:
In college me and my roommates built a bar in the front room of the house we were in and called it "Doug's Crescentwrench" named after a local retard who rode his bike incessantly around town. He always had a crescentwrench in his back pocket so he could pretend to work on his bike. He'd also pretend to get stuck in potholes so he could peel out. I've probably used the handle for a decade now. Holy shit am I lame.

Here's a pic of Doug from this 4th of July at the hometown turtle race. He's on the right there with his brother Ron. Ron was a janitor at our school. We'd make song parodies about all the retarded janitors and their obsessions with Elvis and NWA wrasslin'. Holy shit, I'm King Lame.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/crescentwrench/Doug-B.jpg

[Freddy's Finger]

Its what I use to penetrate your sister

[Rob]

<--- we all should know this one by now... when i signed up i couldn't think of anything else... i was scared...

[ProfessorAnt]

<-- my name is not anthony and i am not intelligent, hence ProfessorAnt.

A pseudonym for sperm. i think you meant synonym...tool

[Pete from CT]

Hold on, let me think...

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[CallmeQtie]

Do I really have to explain mine?

[Farm Flufer]

Mine comes from ancient Greek mytholo..........

Wait, no it doesn't. Kinda easy to figure out though.

[HummerTuesdays]

I was going to link to oapedia.com, but alas I'm not mentioned.

For those "XM Only" listeners, it's a bit from the WNEW days.

[BJQueen]

<---------self explanitory - and earned

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I more or less figured that someone had to create a little slice for our lil' guy. Now he has dignity

by the way, my explanation sucks black cock in a bathroom stall

[Tossed Salad]

Tossed Salad:

Well, there is nothing I like more than eating a nice, juicy, plump female ass!!!!

[ASSBAG]

Because Qtie thinks ASSBAG's are hot.

[Turtle]

Turtle was my college nickname

[Johnny Manf]

well my name is John and my last name is Manfre so its kind of a nickname even though barely anyone actually calls me it in real life.

[cherry popsicle]

my name comes from when you bang a girl on the rag then you stick your bloody discharge covered cock in her mouth thats giving her a cherry popsicle

[CallmeQtie]

Because Qtie thinks ASSBAG's are hot.
ASSBAGs are hot!

[Deano]

Bet you can't guess where my name came from!!!! Tee Hee!

[Pete from CT]

You misspelled your favorite digestive aid?

http://www.sizen.co.jp/beauty/skin/skin.files/beano.jpg

[dog_liverbuster]

in case you couldn't figure it out on your own, my wackbag name is paying homage to our Savior, Lord Opie, and his amazing liver busting powers....allegedly.

[kloraferm]

I'm just lazy, heard Jimmy make a mistake once on the old show and decided to help myself to it.

[invisible76]

<---------self explanitory - and earned

Then shouldn't your name be GoodLil'Egg?
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Sprite]

my name comes from when you bang a girl on the rag then you stick your bloody discharge covered cock in her mouth thats giving her a cherry popsicle

holy shit.... :icon_eek:

[righty]

The hand i use to jerk off with

[Budyzir]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/Budyzir/bud.jpg

That about covers it.

[Tow Truck Tony]

my nickname for about 7 years now, why? cuz I drive tow....I OWN a towing company and my name is Tony....
also spoof's Limo Anthony aka Annoying Laugh anthony from WNEW days

[mascan42]

MAtthew SCott ANderson

The 42 is from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[Just Invisible]

Mine is either a song title or part of a song lyric. I can't remember which it was and who the song was by. Hah. But, it is also how I feel sometimes. So I thought it would kind of describe me.

[BJQueen]

Then shouldn't your name be GoodLil'Egg?
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

perhaps - but then ppl will expect me to be good - and being bad has many advantages (except for with bjs):icon_mrgr

[Tax Kuntz]

BJQueen, If I ever make it to Texas.....:icon_wink

[BJQueen]

BJQueen, If I ever make it to Texas.....:icon_wink



:rolleyes: jus look me up! I'll be the one surrounded by men with big smiles

[SGTMAGOO]

Well, I'm a Sergeant in the Marine Corps and my nickname is Magoo, you do the math.

[IamAWOWgurl]

well i love to wow. plus my other username was banned for no reason at all, so thats kewl!

[BJQueen]

Well, I'm a Sergeant in the Marine Corps and my nickname is Magoo, you do the math.

glad to have you! Honored and proud to know you! Thanks for helping our country!

I know this isn't the thread to do this, but it was needin sayin' :action-sm

From a USAF LT Wife

[Hoo Hoo Howie]

Tell 'em Fred.

[SGTMAGOO]

glad to have you! Honored and proud to know you! Thanks for helping our country!

I know this isn't the thread to do this, but it was needin sayin' :action-sm

From a USAF LT Wife

Thank you for your words and thanks to you and your husband, I know it ain't just the men in uniform, it's also the wives that stand behind us that give us the drive (even though I'm single)

Also, $3.49 a gallon for regular up in Yonkers, N.Y. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!

[BJQueen]

Thank you for your words and thanks to you and your husband, I know it ain't just the men in uniform, it's also the wives that stand behind us that give us the drive (even though I'm single)

Also, $3.49 a gallon for regular up in Yonkers, N.Y. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!

Ummm, sir, it's not just standing behind them that gives them some drive - it's what they get when they come home from a tour or mission that helps a lot too - where do ya think my name originated? :icon_eek: tee hee

Single or not, we love you guys! And may you find a chick that gives good bjs!

[jpc165]

i suck. when i joined i never thought i would post as much as i have, and i just used the same user name as my comcast account. initials and a "secret" combo of numbers. blecch!


(oooh 4 more for 4 g's!!)

[IDontCare05]

Well...Everyone by now should realize what "I don't care" is from....but if you don't it is from howard stern when he said he didn't care about opie and anthony...but he really does care.. :icon_mrgr

[Ren5150]

Ren = part of my name

5150 = the average weight of the women I fuck.

[diggerdog]

I have a dog. His name is digger. I was drunk. I was asked for a user name. I looked at the dog. TADAAAAAH!

[Arch Stanton]

The Good The Bad And The Ugly.
The opening music on the XM show is from the grave yard seen when Tuco is frantically searching for the tombstone with the name ARCH STANTON.
You know the rest because it is required viewing to be a fan of the show.

[NikDaSchwugie]

The Good The Bad And The Ugly.
The opening music on the XM show is from the grave yard seen when Tuco is frantically searching for the tombstone with the name ARCH STANTON.
You know the rest because it is required viewing to be a fan os the show.
I just watched that movie for the first time last week, and when Clint said "Arch Stanton" I laughed out loud. I never knew. :)

[Arch Stanton]

Thanks Nik, and I too just noted that line in your sig and may I say I am with ya. You nailed it.

[BeersOnTheBoat]

Very simple; It is what keeps me sane and prevents me from being the subject of a Fox New Alert. Lake Norman and a couple of beers can be very soothing

[NikDaSchwugie]

I wish I could say the line in my sig is original, but it's not. It's a message of support that originated on .net.

[Stinky's Ghost]

My name is what it is because Stinky Rules

[jackmurphy]

In high school, I participated in e-wrestling leagues. Jack Murphy was my character.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Well, I'm a Sergeant in the Marine Corps and my nickname is Magoo, you do the math.I came up with six, is that right? :action-sm well i love to wow. plus my other username was banned for no reason at all, so thats kewl!Where in Jersey? I want to drive by you cause I still haven't been wowed:( go to a Giants game and show me your beauties :icon_mrgr

[savethewave]

I love the stories.

Mine is what the Tuesday night I DJed at the Melody Bar in New Brunswick, NJ for 8 years was called.

[SGTMAGOO]

HOLY SHIT JIMMY!!! YOU ARE RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!!! :icon_mrgr

[Evil Ash]

Evil Ash from Army of Darkness

[Budyzir]

From a USAF LT Wife

AWWWWWWWWW, She's married ! I got a gut feeling your LT hubby is a happy camper!

I'm a former Navy LT, since he is AF I'll spare you my usual "GO NAVY!" BS.

[The Sarge]

NCO (E-5) of the USAF. Convoy Specialist 2T171. Army's Version is the 88M.

[tar_baby]

uncle remus...song of the south

DISNEY BABY!!!!

[Sludge Factory]

Sludge Factory is a song from Alice In Chains; the best band to come out of the "alternative/grunge" era of the 90s. "I say stay long enough to repay all who cause strife".... words to live by!

[TheSolipsist]

My favorite Author is Henry Rollins, he wrote a book called Solipsist. I just added "The" in front of it.

Solipsism (from the Latin ipse = "self" and solus = "alone") is the epistemological belief that one's self is the only thing that can be known with certainty and verified.

[Jef Leppard]

Opie would describe Angeeeeee's (from mancow.org) tits as looking like " a couple of moosenoses". damn shes hot.

[generoso]

It's my middle name I hated it when i was growing up and never used it. Untill the internet came along and all the other screen names i could think of were taken. So I just started to use my middle name.

[rustytrombone1]

It's from and old WNEW bit. Had to try it with the wife. Just helping to spread the virus!

[The Sarge]

"The Sarge". Because I am an NCO in the USAF. :icon_wink

[Glenn Dandy]

Retarded cheerleader camp slasher movie from the early 80's. Judge Reinholds character was " Glenn DAndy".

Movie called " {Pandemonium**

Also starred: Tommy Smothers, PeeWee herman,Bob the horse, Latca from Taxis TV wife, umm ummm bunch of B actors i dunno.

Was a favorite in my youth.
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/9/A70-4621

[DjAnalLightBulb]

DJ is my first name
Anal is my middle name
Lightbulb is my last name.

[BCH]

I was waiting for DjAnalLightbulb to post in this thread. Now I know the secret of his name :)


For me it was JohnnyGriswold's O&A show jingle "The Spuds Buckley & Bert Convy Hair Show" That was one of the funniest names I had ever heard for Anthony so I ran home to claim it as my Wackbag user name. Of course, I am such a Dick that I didn't google the guy first & I spelled his name wrong.

Oh and By the way, It has Been said that I myself sport "Bert Convy Hair". At least Dugout Doug thinks so.

[tar_baby]

tar_baby
song of the south
uncle remus baby!

[BigDickGuzinya]

The mostest more gooderest bit ever on the show was CBS-FM, I almost made a PP in my spongebob underoo's.Don't forget the NAMBLA convention this weekend!

[stokedaspossibl]

I am left handed and a Chicago Bears fan. Hence, leftybearfan

wow, the bears huh? i used to be a big fan being from the chi

[LSULacey]

I went to LSU and my name is Lacey....

[PEST BY TRADE]

Im a virginia saftey inspector and for anyone that has failed inspection knows that I am a PEST BY TRADE :action-sm

[patbattlefield]

there is no meaning just a hack reference to the pat battle bit.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Required Attire, What Barely Stays Down, Result Of My Shame.

Jimmy mentioned it one day, I chuckled like a retard so I had to change mine and use it.

[ol' Cabey leg]

Ben ate some bad sushi and couldn't come to work because he was shitting himself and somebody called in and called him ol' gravy leg.

Bernie Goetz shot and paralyzed Darryl Cabey.

[Monkey_Hummer]

back in the 'NEW days, this dude got a hummer from a monkey in formaldehyde....one of my favorite cringe moments....

[DJBigFatCock]

Im a club DJ and on one drunk night the staff was hanging out and I was bitching about not having a cool DJ name so I ended up with DJ Big Fat Cock. we all laffed and laffed then the manager had banners and flyers made saying come up and party with DJ BFC. Its an on going joke with my old skool friends in Manchester NH
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6601/godkillskittens5er.jpg

[BIV]

It's, um.....my name. Well, part of my name.

[dj1i]

i am a DJ too. i don't have a big fat muel tho .-( just one eye. hence, dj1i.

[StankOnHangDown]

Before O&A were syndicated to DC I listend to Elliot in the Morning. Some guy ended a call with "Well....I'm gonna go put some stank on my hang down."

I use to use Zoltar when I played Trade Wares 2000 on BBS (i suck)

Zoltar is the wishing machine thingy from the movie BIG

[Carl Spackler]

<----- Because Caddyshack is a great fuckin movie!

[Arch Stanton]

<----- Because Caddyshack is a great fuckin movie!
Yes sir it is, how are ya my friend?

[nannerphone]

nannerphone... A new name I made to show my true dedication to the wonderful bannana phone song which is loved by millions... and hated by billions! The stupid song has been stuck in my head since i heard it months ago.

[inbred]

I'm 150% pennsylvania dutch, 2-3 generations removed from an amish sect. In college, some backwoods fuck from west virginia once told me "at least my family tree has a fork in it". that coming from a WV hillbilly? Guess I am the inbred of all inbreds. Been my nick on everything since then for years. Never seems to be taken by anybody when I sign up for something.

[Kool Aid]

there are hundreds of different flavors and I have tried them all...


...if you lay tile right the first time, you can walk all over it the rest of your life...

[Flea_Man]

Flea - Got it as a kid. Rhymes with my last name.
Man - I'm a guy.

[rottwielerinpa]

I have a 7 year old rotti and I live in pa so I thought maybe it would fit

[Bob Loblaw]

The funniest name ever created on any show any time played by Scott Baio.

[BucketofAIDS]

*brian Regan voice* Its a bucket with Aids in It, i call it bucket of aids.

[AnimalMthr1982]

my college nickname was bunny (platoon), but that was taken, so I tried animalmother (fmj) and that was taken, so I shortened it and added the year I was born in.


Before O&A were syndicated to DC I listend to Elliot in the Morning. Some guy ended a call with "Well....I'm gonna go put some stank on my hang down."

I heard that on an old SNL weekend update. Kevin nealon reported (jokingly) that arsenio hall, after having lost his show, planned to "go get some stanky on his hangdown"...I wonder which came first.

[Scott]

my college nickname was bunny (platoon), but that was taken, so I tried animalmother (fmj) and that was taken, so I shortened it and added the year I was born in.

Check with Bunny, he wants to change his name...

[Scott]

I'm the King of all Tools, need I say anything more?

No way, you have to be banned at least twice for that.

<<< King of Trolls.

[Rupert Jee]

I'm Asian. You figure it out.

[Monstercloud]

MonsterRain: One of the events that led jimmy down the road of further perversion

MonsterCloud: THE thing that started it all...

[Bloody Show]

Bloody Show... Its before the baby comes out. The mucus plug breaks up into pieces and flows down and out of the pussy.

[mikeandamy1013]

Mike = My name
and = (used to include)
Amy = My wife's name
1013 = Date of our anniversary

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

...'cause i'm a tool.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6601/godkillskittens5er.jpg

i'm sorry, but this has been bugging me for a long time. what the hell are those things chasing the kitten? i keep seeing them in various sig pics and it puzzles me to no end.

and if this is a dumb question, then you know why i'm a tool. :icon_redf

[Papagolash]

...'cause i'm a tool.



i'm sorry, but this has been bugging me for a long time. what the hell are those things chasing the kitten? i keep seeing them in various sig pics and it puzzles me to no end.

and if this is a dumb question, then you know why i'm a tool. :icon_redf

It's a Domo-kun!

http://sector7.nu/~bj/jburns.JPG

[ASSBAG]

...'cause i'm a tool.



i'm sorry, but this has been bugging me for a long time. what the hell are those things chasing the kitten? i keep seeing them in various sig pics and it puzzles me to no end.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a312/boweltractor/avatar.gif

Look in your toilet, you might find one.

[Fr. Dougal]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Dougal_McGuire

[jhaxsterbator]

Jhax (anthony's character from EQ2) and bator (well you know)

[snyper]

New O&A listener here. Holy shit, why didn't I find XM sooner?!

Snyper is derived from the normal word "sniper", which was my job with an undisclosed branch of the military. No further details to be provided, except that other jackasses out there use the word "sniper" like the word "the" when describing themselves and their skills with a rifle. They tend to draw bad light to the word, therefore drawing negative impressions toward those who do the job of removing thorns from the side of the collective world.

Sorry my name wasn't as humorous as most of you other guys.

[Bloody Show]

New O&A listener here. Holy shit, why didn't I find XM sooner?!

Snyper is derived from the normal word "sniper", which was my job with an undisclosed branch of the military. No further details to be provided, except that other jackasses out there use the word "sniper" like the word "the" when describing themselves and their skills with a rifle. They tend to draw bad light to the word, therefore drawing negative impressions toward those who do the job of removing thorns from the side of the collective world.

Sorry my name wasn't as humorous as most of you other guys.


Its all good welcome to the wack.
Are you a pc gamer and do you dominate with the rifle in online gaming?
Gj on your choice of work. With out people like you there would be allot more people that die from the assholes you have to shoot.

[snyper]

Haven't done much online gaming since I was in high school. Now I just work too damn much to do anything else.

Thanks for the welcome.

[LilJimmiesMule]

Mad - Because I went a little bit crazy about a year and a half ago. I'm much better now.

Matt - Because my name is Matt

Woo Hoo!


My name is Matt, and I am crazy too.. But i prefer to pay homage to the midget's digit we all admire, as AIDS infested it may be...

[Fruit Monkey]

im a gay man who loves large black camera men

[fothermucker]

fothermucker is what opie and anthony would sometimes say if they wanted to drop the granddaddy of all bad words back in the WNEW days when i started listening when they syndicated to WJFK

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

lil Jimmy's name from his role in Spiderman

[90pound.leadhat]

<------- Lil Jim Norton's Patented cure for parkinson's

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

fothermucker is what opie and anthony would sometimes say if they wanted to drop the granddaddy of all bad words back in the WNEW days when i started listening when they syndicated to WJFK

isn't the granddaddy of all bad words "the A-bomb"? that's why it's "the A-bomb"?

[fothermucker]

isn't the granddaddy of all bad words "the A-bomb"? that's why it's "the A-bomb"?
if you're talking to a chick maybe, but i consider motherfucker to be the universally most spiteful curse word

[Bob]

<------- A Nickname (God's Son) of my favorite poet Nasir Jones....... aka. rapper Nas

[Tree Killer]

Tree Killer because i do. Trees and mountains that block my XM signal must be flattened !

[BIV]

Bet you can't guess where my name came from!!!! Tee Hee!
Isn't Deano the name of Leykis' producer/call screener?

[marvin cumwell]

It is a great porn name, can't remember if it is an actual porn stars name or it got made up along the way during drinking and dubbing John Holmes films railing some chick in the ass back in the day

[BalloonKnotB]

Simple. My real first name starts with "B" and BalloonKnot was a great way to get around referring to the sphincter of an asshole back in the WNEW days.

Put them both tohether and what do you get? A stupid screen name that I forget how to spell when I need to log in.

[foont]

New listener to XM. foont is a character from a Crumb comic strip.

[KneeKnee]

Real name is Anthony AnthoKnee.

Dats what they call me.

[ASSBAG]

Real name is Anthony AnthoKnee.

Dats what they call me.


Tee hee hee

[FurMuncher]

FurMuncher need I say more! I love to eat hair pie

[BruceKellysJunk]

I signed up for wackbag back around the time that Bruce Kelly ran into the boys in the hall and hiked up his sweatpants exposing the outline of his delicious package through the thin layer of the 50/50 polyester cotton combination. I really couldnt think of anything else and thought that this would be a hilarious name. About 3 days later nobody cared about ol' Bruce and now I just look like some freak with a thing for old men. Might be time to retire it.

[lil'hangerwound]

I have a scar on the back of my head that I was born with. We used to joke that my parents tried to get rid of me. Threw in the "lil" part as homage to jimmy.

[Stormrider666]

Huge fan of Iced Earth and I have an obessession with the Devil and number 666

[Clocktower]

I was voted "most likely to climb a clocktower with a high-powered rifle" in college. It's kind of stuck with me.