O&A Listening Thread: 8/31/2005

[MarshmallowRain]

Its the first whip em out wednesday edition since their vacation so lets gets this started and see if the roll continues from their break. Week and a half to go for those of us who are eagerly anticipating the return of ron and fez.

[generoso]

Ok i'm here with coffee...Morning Marshmallow

[Whatzinmypants]

Good Morning Marsh, Gen :action-sm brb getting coffee....

[MarshmallowRain]

morning there gene im the only one not drinking coffee looks like it

[generoso]

Aww why not....maybe a nice cup of tea than....

[Whatzinmypants]

morning there gene im the only one not drinking coffee looks like it

I can't face the morning without at least two cups...

I get the warmest fuzziest feeling when i look at your avatar marshmallow....i so love that loaded cat :icon_mrgr

[MarshmallowRain]

Not quite sure what it was drinking down at the bar I went to tonight, think it was some vodka with a sweet twist to it. Some guy got it for a dancer and she passed it off to me but I wasnt about to let a drink go to waste. Whatz and gene you two are waking up when my night is 3/4 of the way done.

[MarshmallowRain]

Thanks whatz now only if it was me giving you the warm fuzzy feeling lol. Yeah only get a chance to be on here wednesday mornings.

[generoso]

Ahh the days of staying til the bar closes..I remember those....

[r00tWayne]

Ahh the days of staying til the bar closes..I remember those....

yesterday?

[generoso]

yesterday?
About 10 years now.....

[NoFilterPaul]

'mornin

[Whatzinmypants]

Gonna try again......Good Morning Gen Sweets :action-sm

[YUCK FOU]

marsh you out there shaking your money maker too?

[Whatzinmypants]

Mornin Paul :icon_mrgr

[MarshmallowRain]

Well I'm still young and carefree there isnt really all of that major amount of responsibility with job. Hopefully everything is going good with you and your job whatz since I noticed you have gone quiet since that one post of mine where I was saying about you having the wam fuzzies for me lol, since we know gene is in your heart

[r00tWayne]

Mornin.

[UnOriginal]

tommorow I get to join the listening threads again! But as for now, I am off to work :(

enjoy folks!

[MarshmallowRain]

In a different way yuck fou

[generoso]

Gonna try again......Good Morning Gen Sweets :action-sm
Sorry whatz morning sweetie.....

[Whatzinmypants]

Well I'm still young and carefree there isnt really all of that major amount of responsibility with job. Hopefully everything is going good with you and your job whatz since I noticed you have gone quiet since that one post of mine where I was saying about you having the wam fuzzies for me lol, since we know gene is in your heart


Missed that post sweetie ...i'm a lover of all friendly pests ...you included :icon_mrgr

[mrlovkim]

Morning everybody.:)

[generoso]

And how you today Mr. boston....Dam drank a half a cup and still tired gonna be a long day....

[Whatzinmypants]

Good Morning Mr.....Morning BS ! :action-sm

[zagman76]

since I have been up all night, I might as well chat with my fellow 'baggers! :)

[Whatzinmypants]

And how you today Mr. boston....Dam drank a half a cup and still tired gonna be a long day....


And its only Wednesday .... :icon_frow

[Schnit Dick]

goodmorning pests...happy WOW

[XMScott]

Good morning fellow sheep

Boys are on a roll so far this week.

[MarshmallowRain]

Missed that post sweetie ...i'm a lover of all friendly pests ...you included :icon_mrgr


Well I dont try to ruffle any feathers on here whatz. My thoughts and prayers go out to anyone who were caught up in hurricane katrina and are dealing with its massive. Hope none of us on here have any family that have to endure the physical and emotional struggles they are having to go through now.

[generoso]

And its only Wednesday .... :icon_frow
True only Wednesday thaks for reminding me..Bridget calls tonight one thing to forward to....

[Neo_Is_God]

yo yo yo wats poppin niggaz

[Whatzinmypants]

True only Wednesday thaks for reminding me..Bridget calls tonight one thing to forward to....


Tomorrow you'll be tired from staying up late having phone sex...LOL

[Neo_Is_God]

cue Opie & Dopie

[generoso]

Tomorrow you'll be tired from staying up late having phone sex...LOL
maybe......I'm such a lowlife anyway....Cue the music and lets get this day started.....I got nothing else to say....unless you want to join us later Whatz ...lol

[Whatzinmypants]

getting that tingly feeling....

[mikepop]

mornin

[APortablePhone]

Tomorrow you'll be tired from staying up late having phone sex...LOL

He's having phone sex, lucky devil. I just hope you don't have to face the embarrassment of having the gal ask if you are going to cum soon right after you finished drawing a map of Hawaii on your stomach.

I don't know if I ever felt more emasculated.

[MarshmallowRain]

Bet anyone who engages in phone sex with you whatz would be needing to light up a lucky or two afterwards. Something you can attest to gene?

[generoso]

The ultimate coffe maker. 1.5 gallons yea baby
http://www.bunnomatic.com/images/prodlibs/jpgs/Dual_SH_DBC.jpg

[MarshmallowRain]

Lets keep the run that they've been on all week. Surprised was able to get this thread going before you came in gene.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

good morning pests... everyone ready to go trolling for boobies today?

[generoso]

Bet anyone who engages in phone sex with you whatz would be needing to light up a lucky or two afterwards. Something you can attest to gene?
Nope only did it once swear to god...long story....

[XMScott]

A want Starbucks coffee

[APortablePhone]

Jim's a moderate...tee hee.

[MrMotherFucker]

morning wackbaggers.

[StankOnHangDown]

Morning baggers! Sorry I'm late I actually had work to do this morning...go figure.

[Whatzinmypants]

Bet anyone who engages in phone sex with you whatz would be needing to light up a lucky or two afterwards. Something you can attest to gene?


Only time i ever tried phone sex i was driving ...when it got good i pulled over into a dark corner of a convenience store....was all going great till i looked out my window and there were people i hadnt seen hanging out not far away ...and there i was with my shorts pulled down....oops... at least they got a show...LOL

[MrMotherFucker]

how about we send Pat Robertson to Venezuela in exchange for cheaper oil?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

morning wackbaggers.
yeah sure... jim's a moderate and i love all races

[generoso]

wow Anthony must have something on his mind..Anyway time for work cya all on the pm side.....

[Whatzinmypants]

Later Gen :action-sm

[Neo_Is_God]

i dont pay attention news,the president situation,the hurricane, & the war
if it doesn affect me personally i dont watch/listen to any of it

[XMScott]

i dont pay attention news,the president situation,the hurricane, & the war
if it doesn affect me personally i dont watch/listen to any of it

:fight6:

[MarshmallowRain]

Thanls for providing me with a good image there whatz. Thats gonna help me get through the day

[APortablePhone]

i dont pay attention news,the president situation,the hurricane, & the war
if it doesn affect me personally i dont watch/listen to any of it

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/A8066C-md.jpg

[StankOnHangDown]

i dont pay attention news,the president situation,the hurricane, & the war
if it doesn affect me personally i dont watch/listen to any of it

I haven't watched cable in 7 months. I only know if something is going on if someone in the office is talking about it.

[Whatzinmypants]

Off to earn my pathetic paycheck...have a great day....watch out for the sharks!

[XMScott]

I really only know whats going on because i heard it from O&A

tee mother f'n he he

[PorchMonkey4Life]

arent they fucken fish in the aquarium???? cant they swim????

[Whatzinmypants]

Thanls for providing me with a good image there whatz. Thats gonna help me get through the day

Anytime baby :icon_mrgr

[XMScott]

Entia?

The Long Island accent just came out of no where

[Dugout Doug]

Sup baggers.

[Neo_Is_God]

you can drink in the ayeaport

[roche]

"How you guys doin?"

Tom

[PorchMonkey4Life]

why does tom just not leave???

[XMScott]

I almost feel for Tom

[Dugout Doug]

why does tom just not leave???

I am not sure they can get out.

[zagman76]

"it looks like a tornado hit it"


um... perhaps a hurricane...?

[XMScott]

May get eaten by the sharks

Or attacked by a negro

[DrZoidberg]

What was his reason for not leaving again?

[Dugout Doug]

I almost feel for Tom

Annoying, but still a person. Apparently they are not showing the worst of this shit on the TV. there si a riot in one of the jails where they have taken a deputy, his wife, and kids hostage. the wife and kids took refuge there. talk about a fucked up situation.

[roche]

Tom almost sounds as calm as Tippy Tom when he was in the medical center.

[XMScott]

I heard some warden flip flopping on if some convicts are secure at a prison

LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!

[Dugout Doug]

I heard some warden flip flopping on if some convicts are secure at a prison

LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!


Its fuckng crazy there.

I was just listening to a radio report that people are just laying in a hospital dying, its out of power, they are trying to evacuate, no where to go. I mean, here in Virginia Beach, for Isabelle, I was without power for 2 weeks. Fucking bad. I have my wife at the time, and my son who was 6 mths old. It sucked. And we weren't under water.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

tom, dude... you ever hear of food poisioning??? you can not eat shrip that has not been refrigerated for a day... i dont care if it was origionally frozen... you will get sick

[Neo_Is_God]

he has a soothing voice right now

[StankOnHangDown]

you can drink in the ayeaport

Isn't it ayeapowt.

[Seth]

There's going to be a baby boom out of New Orleans in 9 months. Everyone who survives will make up for everyone who died in brand new babies. Quite the phenomena.

[XMScott]

So this is really really bad eh?

[StankOnHangDown]

tom, dude... you ever hear of food poisioning??? you can not eat shrip that has not been refrigerated for a day... i dont care if it was origionally frozen... you will get sick

Come on BAM...you have been to a crawfish fry...If you deep fry.....lets say......a dead rotting drowned fetus it is eatable.

[XMScott]

Shit, GIVE TOM A GOLDEN TICKET

[Neo_Is_God]

look at all those schwoogies on that bridge

[XMScott]

Hot Shots Golf doesnt have loading times you dolt

The batteries wouldnt have died as fast
Buying EA shit, now i dont feel for him!

[DrZoidberg]

Maybe it really would have been wiped off the map if it hit head on.

[Seth]

Bush sure is hung up on his oil.
First thing he wants to do to help the refugees is release oil. Um, they have no power. Maybe other aid could be addressed first?

[Badgun]

Maybe it really would have been wiped off the map if it hit head on.

Are O & A still making fun of the media's sensationalism of the whole thing? Personally, I got a laugh out of the way they were making fun of it at the time, but now it doesn't seem so funny. They're evacuating the entire city because it is pretty much ruined so in this case the sensationalism seemed dead on.

[XMScott]

Badgun

Your title is correct

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Bush sure is hung up on his oil.
First thing he wants to do to help the refugees is release oil. Um, they have no power. Maybe other aid could be addressed first?
i would have to disagree with you... the first thing he did was a preemptive decleration of emergency so they could get resources in there early before the storm.

now they are having FEMA coordinate rescue stuff...

so i would tend to say that the oil is just one facet he is working on... trying to advert a price spike nationally that would doom our economy

[StankOnHangDown]

Are O & A still making fun of the media's sensationalism of the whole thing? Personally, I got a laugh out of the way they were making fun of it at the time, but now it doesn't seem so funny. They're evacuating the entire city because it is pretty much ruined so in this case the sensationalism seemed dead on.

Well yesterday Jummy said it is much worse than he thought it was going to be and the bbboys agreed. Maybe that was a backhanded way to say, "Wow...we were wrong." I have family in Louisiana but they aren't dumb enough to live in a shithole like New Orleans.

[skullcrusher]

The Schwoogies Get Kool Aid..don't make a fuckin' maniac out of me

[Badgun]

Badgun

Your title is correct

why thank you, sir! I do try.

[Neo_Is_God]

jimmy is dead on with this since i used to use four ones back in new york sometime you just wanna listen to fucking music.they just fucking talk and talk and talk and talk

[Seth]

i would have to disagree with you... the first thing he did was a preemptive decleration of emergency so they could get resources in there early before the storm.

now they are having FEMA coordinate rescue stuff...

so i would tend to say that the oil is just one facet he is working on... trying to advert a price spike nationally that would doom our economy
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say its the fucking media's fault. Everytime they mention Bush, all they say is "oil oil oil". I hear about FEMA and the emergency services, but I'm not so sure they don't mobilize until Bush gives the go-ahead. That's besides the point though. Its probably the news services continuing to report skewed versions of reality.

[DrZoidberg]

One thing this show has shown me is that there is NOTHING you can not laugh at. If they spent the whole show saying how bad it was going to be and being all serios about it, would it not have happened? Making fun is the way some of us get through life.

[skullcrusher]

Them colored folk sure do love to Shop !!!

[StankOnHangDown]

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say its the fucking media's fault. Everytime they mention Bush, all they say is "oil oil oil". I hear about FEMA and the emergency services, but I'm not so sure they don't mobilize until Bush gives the go-ahead. That's besides the point though. Its probably the news services continuing to report skewed versions of reality.

According to FEMA.gov Louisiana is already considered a disaster area. The president declared the area a disaster on Aug, 29th. For more information on natural and manmade disasters please google "National Response Plan."

Thank you,

Stank On Hang Down
Emergency Management Specialist
Special Programs

[skullcrusher]

You are right on target Zoid hoo hoo I invented tragedy

[Seth]

According to FEMA.gov Louisiana is already considered a disaster area. The president declared the area a disaster on Aug, 29th. For more information or natural and manmade disasters please google "National Response Plan."

Thank you,

Stank On Hang Down
Emergency Management Specialist
Special Programs
So do emergency services have to wait for the president to declare a disaster before they are allowed to respond to an emergency situation?

[SonnyForelli]

Good morning Pest, Did you guys check out the botched Boston AOTM last night, Even though I never had a chance of doing it, I found out that the news media are obsessed with reading post on Wack Bag, I would say thats more gooder than the Asault itself.


http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=31880&goto=nextoldest

[StankOnHangDown]

So do emergency services have to wait for the president to declare a disaster before they are allowed to respond to an emergency situation?

No but in order to get federal funding the governor must request federal assistance and the president must declare the are a disaster. At the local level, the city's governor can request state funding.

I haven't been in emergency preparedness for a few months but I'm almost certain that is the way it is.

[JBLouisville]

As Tony Danza would say: Hearts, Thoughts and Prayers to All of The Gulf Coast.

Good Morning Folks.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

yeah guys... stop with the mouse traps and start with the roach motels

[APortablePhone]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/1721L.jpg

American Cheerleader is a very sexy magazine, the only thing hotter than American Cheerleader....

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/B00005Q7EA.jpg

American Cheerleader Junior.

[skullcrusher]

Roachwitz

[Seth]

So I guess I'm the only one annoyed by oil being mentioned with Bush every time. Okay. I just feel violated that I supported the war when I was addicted to watching "Shock and Awe" on the telee and now I'm all on the fence, leaning away. Its just annoying. "Bush oil oil Bush oil vacation Bush"

[StankOnHangDown]

yeah guys... stop with the mouse traps and start with the roach motels

http://www.schnittberichte.com/www/SBs/666/n4-08.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Call in with your porn names? I'm Fat Cock McGoo

but since I'm not motivated enough to call, anyone else can use that

[StankOnHangDown]

So I guess I'm the only one annoyed by oil being mentioned with Bush every time. Okay. I just feel violated that I supported the war when I was addicted to watching "Shock and Awe" on the telee and now I'm all on the fence, leaning away. Its just annoying. "Bush oil oil Bush oil vacation Bush"

Seth I didn't sleep for 2 days while Shock and Awe was happening. It was some of the most entertaing tv I have watched. I'm a huge supporter! It's wierd working for the government and seeing all of the "government civilians" bitch about Bush and how liberal they are. Most of these asses would loose their jobs if a Kerry was elected.

[StankOnHangDown]

Call in with your porn names? I'm Fat Cock McGoo

but since I'm not motivated enough to call, anyone else can use that

I'll just use Stank O' Hang Downberg

[APortablePhone]

I just feel violated that I supported the war when I was addicted to watching "Shock and Awe" on the telee and now I'm all on the fence, leaning away

Score one more for the good guys.

[XMScott]

Second time i have called the studio

I cant speak on the phone, i get shakey with a fucking intern!
I am less than nothing

David Heritage, Punching out

[Seth]

Score one more for the good guys.
We're all bad guys to someone.

Btw, Porn Name: (Victoria) Vikki Ocean

[EdC]

I'm with Norton on this one. The oil companies are screwing us. Yea, the tree huggers could free up more oil but ultimately it is going to run out.

We should be putting a lot more subsidies into solar and battery research and less into subsidizing oil companies.

[APortablePhone]

We're all bad guys to someone.

If they are dumb enough to get in the car with me, it's really their own fault.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

We're all bad guys to someone.

Btw, Porn Name: (Victoria) Vikki Ocean
ye olde Middle name & first road lived on equation?

Clymer Settler's Trail...I guess that would be Settlerstail in porn though

[EdC]

Score one more for the good guys.

Yep ... those Hussein boys and their dad were definitely the good guys. Who wouldn't want to join that team?

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Morning All

[XMScott]

"Clymer Settler's Trail"

hahahahah

[StankOnHangDown]

Matthew 51

[StankOnHangDown]

Yep ... those Hussein boys and their dad were definitely the good guys. Who wouldn't want to join that team?


HAHA!

[EdC]

We're all bad guys to someone.

Btw, Porn Name: (Victoria) Vikki Ocean

Someone I used to work with actually went on a rant about how Mother Theresa was evil. That was the moment of complete clarity for me that we're all bad guys to someone.

[skullcrusher]

Fucking Jimmy is Hot this morning I'm sitting on my roof listening to the pogram waiting for the chopper to bring me some fowtys

[Seth]

I think that IF meant that the battery is worse for the environment when you throw it out. Batteries don't disintegrate very well.

[Jerseyshorekev]

Good Morning wackbag

[StankOnHangDown]

I think that IF meant that the battery is worse for the environment when you throw it out. Batteries don't disintegrate very well.

What if you open one battery and pour the contents on the other battery?

[APortablePhone]

Yep ... those Hussein boys and their dad were definitely the good guys. Who wouldn't want to join that team?

Yeah, that old gag.

(Insert reference to weapons of mass destruction not being found here)

[DrZoidberg]

the guy on fox is just making up the percentage under water now

[Jerseyshorekev]

I thought steve rode around on a bicycle balancing a ball on his nose

[wetandstickyjim]

Yeah well, 67% of statistics are made up anyway.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

what are they watching? Fox, CNN, or what? I'm working from home today so I figure I'll watch along


HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH You couldn't even tell they were humans it was so dark out :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Seth]

Fox News: the water pouring in is intense.

[Evilpete]

http://www.freedomfuelamerica.com/index.asp

make your own fuel

[Jerseyshorekev]

What I think will be interesting is how much america digs in to their pockets and donate to the hurricane fund here in the good ole USA. We sent millions of dollars and had fund raiser for them. Whats going to happen here. Should be interesting to see what happens.

[Pvt Oompa Loomp]

Could somebody explain to me why they stopped operations on plugging up the levee breach last nite, other than the chaos and whatnot? Don't the Feds have portable lighting?

[Evilpete]

where are all the other countries we've helped in the past for their problems??? why don't they give back and help the people here?

then again, one of those countries is Israel and you know how those people are...

[Evilpete]

nice, first things blacks go out and loot are sneakers and TV, they work well in a FLOOD ZONE WITH NO ELECTRICITY!!!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

the Phone # for the comfort inn that is over charging is (281) 421-9764... just incase anyone wants to give them a call

[Smoke]

Wackbag Poll: Should New Orleans be rebuilt in the same spot? (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=31888)

[Jerseyshorekev]

Its not just black people that are looking, there are some Whiskey Tangos out there as well.

[theo]

good morning sexy baggers.... so who wants to take an O&A Army convoy to New Orleans to distribute cigarettes and xm radios?

[Seth]

Its raining and windy here now. Makes watching the footage on the news that much more depressing.

[Jerseyshorekev]

damn I suck....(Looting) insert car crash!

[APortablePhone]

where are all the other countries we've helped in the past for their problems??? why don't they give back and help the people here?

I'm sure Indonesia and Sri Lanka have a lot to offer us to pay America back for their help after the tsunami.

[EdC]

I'm sure Indonesia and Sri Lanka have a lot to offer us to pay America back for their help after the tsunami.

I'm guessing he might be thinking more in the direction of France & Kuwait, etc.

[twatsnot]

the Phone # for the comfort inn that is over charging is (281) 421-9764... just incase anyone wants to give them a call


I called and the cunt denied it!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yeah, there was an article on Yahoo yesterday that said Venezuela was going to give us gas, water, and food. Kinda surprising after Pat Robertson said we should whack their president Chavez

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i love jimmy's impression of ben.... priceless

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm guessing he might be thinking more in the direction of France & Kuwait, etc.
They'll grin, wave, and give us the ol' "Good luck bro!"

[theo]

I'm sure Indonesia and Sri Lanka have a lot to offer us to pay America back for their help after the tsunami.


how will underage sex slaves help anything?

[wetandstickyjim]

how will underage sex slaves help anything?
Couldn't hurt!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

how will underage sex slaves help anything?
it will help out alot

[Jimmy's Dignity]

haha "Some of them know very clearly they're stealing"

I wonder who she was talking about?

[twatsnot]

No one is gonna give the US a damn thing . At least the fucking insurance co. will take a hit . But then again now my premiums are gonna go up aswell.

[theo]

Couldn't hurt!


:icon_lol:

[skullcrusher]

I getting real fucking tired of the Guy chopping the hole in the roof. Fucking Media.

When them saints go marchin in fuckin' A

[theo]

i wonder if there are any career criminals making hits on banks or jewely stores, or any place that has high dollar shit, maybe art or something....
if you were in the area and saw something like this coming, i'd prepare to make my move before the army showed up, you could make some crazy scores... if you prepared...
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I'm just saying

[APortablePhone]

I'm guessing he might be thinking more in the direction of France & Kuwait, etc.

Well, if we're going to call in a favor from France we better ask Poland, Norway, Denmark, the Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Finland, and pretty much all of Northern Africa for help too. After all, we (and the Russians) did save them from German control during World War II.

310,000 people died in the tsunami. People really want to compare these two events?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"We dont want any of their dirty foreign workers anyways" :clap: :clap: Go Jimmy! You know that once those fuckers got here to help they wouldn't leave at all...suddenly turn into a flood of illegal immigrants

[LordJezo]

Words of support?

Germany is calling this a lesson for us.

http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/0,1518,372179,00.html

ugh.

[Jerseyshorekev]

This is the stuff that pisses most americans off. Who ever comes to our rescue. We have fucking telethons and concerts and all types of stupid shit for everyone else, and then we are left with nothing in the end for our own people. Just aint right!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i sent that in... funny as hell this clip

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i was waiting for this guy to start saying "oooh lordy lord, oooh lordy lord do what he say do what he say" like the guy from blazing saddles

[Jerseyshorekev]

Damn that sucks. I couldn't imagine dealing with that. That poor man.

[goldenbunz]

Golfer lost wife......One down

[XMScott]

Fuck you BAM

God you just made that funny

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Words of support?

Germany is calling this a lesson for us.

http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/0,1518,372179,00.html

ugh.
those [Bernie Goetz]MOTHERFUCKERS![/Bernie Goetz] Hey fuck-o! As much as we contribute to those goddamned gasses, check out your ass-buddy China and "Offshore Galore" India. Why didn't we drop the bomb on Berlin again?

[wetandstickyjim]

i was waiting for this guy to start saying "oooh lordy lord, oooh lordy lord do what he say do what he say" like the guy from blazing saddles
and to make things worse, Boo got shot and the cops were giving him UPS.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Fuck you BAM

God you just made that funny
i have a way of doing that... eh it it only a dead golfer... only counts for 3/5 of a dead human

[skullcrusher]

It would be a great time to make a Major Heist The schwoogs already nailed the ATM's

[Jerseyshorekev]

Fellas not to be a buzzkill but thats not really funny. The poor guy just lost his wife. Funny is funny and I can laugh with the best of them. I know this is all in good fun but personally i think its pretty tragic. I'm sure I'll get blasted for this post.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

on a side note...there was a human stampede in Iraq. Rumors of a suicide bomber strike made them run like hell...as of right now 648 dead, 322 hurt. Shucks (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050831/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_050831105047)

[goldenbunz]

My brother went down to help out. I would ask anyone who knows UPS to go down and offer their services.

[wetandstickyjim]

Fellas not to be a buzzkill but thats not really funny. The poor guy just lost his wife. Funny is funny and I can laugh with the best of them. I know this is all in good fun but personally i think its pretty tragic. I'm sure I'll get blasted for this post.
I missed some of it. Did she die or is she lost?

[Seth]

A friend and I used to play in this little brook behind my mommy's house. She'd always touch her face with her wet hands. She got empantago (sp). It was like a burn with blisters on her top lip. We never played back there again after that.

[APortablePhone]

Why didn't we drop the bomb on Berlin again?

Because before we could, the Russians captured Berlin single handedly.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Fellas not to be a buzzkill but thats not really funny. The poor guy just lost his wife. Funny is funny and I can laugh with the best of them. I know this is all in good fun but personally i think its pretty tragic. I'm sure I'll get blasted for this post.
oh it is sooo funny... i dont know him and he is black... ergo a laff and laff and laff

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Because before we could, the Russians captured Berlin single handedly.All the more reason to have dropped it :action-sm

[Jerseyshorekev]

I missed some of it. Did she die or is she lost?
He was holding on to her and he had to let go of her hand and the water swept her away. She told him to let go and take care of the kids and the grandkids.

[StankOnHangDown]

Fellas not to be a buzzkill but thats not really funny. The poor guy just lost his wife. Funny is funny and I can laugh with the best of them. I know this is all in good fun but personally i think its pretty tragic. I'm sure I'll get blasted for this post.

Why does there have to be a timeframe for funny? Lacy and Conner is funny. Kurt Cobain is funny...Comedy is a great way to deal with tragedy.

[XMScott]

He didnt fart?

What a tool

[EveryoneHasAIDS]

Why does there have to be a timeframe for funny? Lacy and Conner is funny. Kurt Cobain is funny...Comedy is a great way to deal with tragedy.

Well said sir. Don't forget Terri Schiavo!
Anyone know where to get a Titanic blow up ride?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

fox just had a graphic on screen "comming up... death and disease"

[BadGuy]

What's the big deal? a bunch of golfers are dead...

The only thing I cannot stand about this is the gas prices..
I agree! I feel badly for the people in Alabama and Mississippi, but the people in New Orleans were told to get the hell out! Now, it's going to cost the American tax payer a shitload of money to rescue these dumbshits. As far as everyone bitching about the gas prices, we're having more problems with getting the oil refined. I don't like the prices either. We need to open more refineries and back one of the aircraft carriers up to Iraq and offload some of that oil that we've been fighting for.

[NoFilterPaul]

fox just had a graphic on screen "comming up... death and disease"

Coming Up! Lower Taxes as we will have less Welfare Checks to write!!

[JPetrucci23]

good morning fellas

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Coming Up! Lower Taxes as we will have less Welfare Checks to write!!
you should have just said "comming up... less spooks to stel, ****, pillage and kill"

[Seth]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Orleans#Demographics

The median income for a household in the city is $27,133, and the median income for a family is $32,338
That's damn poor in this day and age.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I am still waiting for Rick to do a Hurricane song...

"There go the shwoogies... washed out to sea"
myself and debisjb did write a parody... maybe someone can record it an send it in... of course it is to "we are the world"

There was a time,
When our city washed away
There were coons floating in the streets.

They went to the Superdome,
But the wind just blew it away.
And I screamed, swim you golfers swim...

So now you're screwed!
Here comes Katrina
Bend over, kiss your ass goodbye
The storm surge'll kill ya.

There will be Africans drowning
French Quarter swept away,
They'll still find a way to get drunk
Just wait and see!

[Deano]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Orleans#Demographics

The median income for a household in the city is $27,133, and the median income for a family is $32,338
That's damn poor in this day and age.

Got news for ya Seth: those numbers are about to drop. Bigtime.

By the way, Mornin' everybody.

[Deano]

that isn't too bad BAM. We should record it :action-sm

[XMScott]

My Jeep is on E

And im not happy about it!
Kill an Iraqi, steal some fucking oil!

[your dads a pedo]

myself and debisjb did write a parody... maybe someone can record it an send it in... of course it is to "we are the world"

There was a time,
When our city washed away
There were coons floating in the streets.

They went to the Superdome,
But the wind just blew it away.
And I screamed, swim you golfers swim...

So now you're screwed!
Here comes Katrina
Bend over, kiss your ass goodbye
The storm surge'll kill ya.

There will be Africans drowning
French Quarter swept away,
They'll still find a way to get drunk
Just wait and see!

This from the guy who pussied out and wouldnt say shit in the studio, another messageboard toughguy

[SonnyForelli]

myself and debisjb did write a parody... maybe someone can record it an send it in... of course it is to "we are the world"

There was a time,
When our city washed away
There were coons floating in the streets.

They went to the Superdome,
But the wind just blew it away.
And I screamed, swim you golfers swim...

So now you're screwed!
Here comes Katrina
Bend over, kiss your ass goodbye
The storm surge'll kill ya.

There will be Africans drowning
French Quarter swept away,
They'll still find a way to get drunk
Just wait and see!


You forgot to add "With Tom leading the way"

[EdC]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Orleans#Demographics

The median income for a household in the city is $27,133, and the median income for a family is $32,338
That's damn poor in this day and age.

The cost of living is also a lot lower than in places like NYC. I'm not saying there aren't poor people there but believe it or not there are areas of the country where you don't have to pay $1,500 per month for rent and where you don't have to pay a couple of grand per year for auto insurance, etc. etc. etc.

[XMScott]

Ahhhh, I wasnt that Scott from wackbag

[APortablePhone]

Scott, please out yourself.

[StankOnHangDown]

The cost of living is also a lot lower than in places like NYC. I'm not saying there aren't poor people there but believe it or not there are areas of the country where you don't have to pay $1,500 per month for rent and where you don't have to pay a couple of grand per year for auto insurance, etc. etc. etc.

I'm moving to Illinois (20 miles from St. Louis) next month and am renting a 3 bedroom house with a 2 acre backyard for 695 a month.

[KevSlider]

Oh please god tell me that was SmokeScott.

[EdC]

Scott, come out come out wherever you are

[Sack of Chisels]

When people send IF's using their wackbag username, they usually bitch about "hiding behind anonymity" Now he's asking for the alias, because he gave his real name? I don't get it.

Ps I'm not Scott.

[Deano]

"everybody knows Scott and he is always a bag of douche!"

[PorchMonkey4Life]

here is an extended version of the "we are the world" parody...

There was a time,
When our city washed away
There were coons floating in the streets.

They went to the Superdome,
But the wind just blew it away.
And I screamed, swim you golfers swim...

So now you're screwed!
Here comes Katrina
Bend over, kiss your ass goodbye
The storm surge'll kill ya.

There will be Africans drowning
French Quarter swept away,
They'll still find a way to get drunk
Just wait and see!

Then the levees broke,
And the coons were swept away,
Gators and sharks were swimming in New Orleans.

Nigga’s were looting,
TV’s for everyone,
Hopefully a cop sot one in their funking head…

So now you're screwed!
Here comes Katrina
Bend over, kiss your ass goodbye
The storm surge'll kill ya.

There will be Africans drowning
French Quarter swept away,
They'll still find a way to get drunk
Just wait and see!

so who is going to record it?

[XMScott]

For the past 2 days i have been naked listening to the show

Just thought you would all need to know that

[Farm Flufer]

morning baggers, slow listening thread today.

[Deano]

Uh, I wonder what my real name could be? It couldn't be Dean could it?

[EdC]

When people send IF's using their wackbag username, they usually bitch about "hiding behind anonymity" Now he's asking for the alias, because he gave his real name? I don't get it.

Ps I'm not Scott.

Because it is double annonymity if not triple. Scott isn't his Wackbag name and we don't even know if it is his real name of if it is, in fact, a male.

He wants to be so annonymous that he can't even be directly addressed on Wackbag.

[XMScott]

morning baggers, slow listening thread today.


That is said a tad to often lately
Get up earlier bitch

[BadGuy]

I've been down there - there's plenty of white people there. They're not there now because they got the hell out when they were told to.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

For the past 2 days i have been naked listening to the show

Just thought you would all need to know that
Only if you don't have a mule

I've always wondered what name to put on my instant feedbacks...'Bag name or real name

[Seth]

The racial makeup of the city is 28.05% White, 67.25% African American, 0.20% Native American, 2.26% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.93% from other races, and 1.28% from two or more races. 3.06% of the population are Hispanic or Latino of any race

There are DEFINITELY parts of New Orleans that are 100% black.

[XMScott]

September 17th

Check

Ed, get on it

[Joe Orthex]

is it me, or are parts of the show fuzzing out?

[Deano]

here is an extended version of the "we are the world" parody...
There was a time,
When our city washed away
There were coons floating in the streets.

They went to the Superdome,
But the wind just blew it away.
And I screamed, swim you golfers swim...

So now you're screwed!
Here comes Katrina
Bend over, kiss your ass goodbye
The storm surge'll kill ya.

There will be Africans drowning
French Quarter swept away,
They'll still find a way to get drunk
Just wait and see!

Then the levees broke,
And the coons were swept away,
Gators and sharks were swimming in New Orleans.

Nigga’s were looting,
TV’s for everyone,
Hopefully a cop sot one in their funking head…

So now you're screwed!
Here comes Katrina
Bend over, kiss your ass goodbye
The storm surge'll kill ya.

There will be Africans drowning
French Quarter swept away,
They'll still find a way to get drunk
Just wait and see!

so who is going to record it?

It would be my pleasure.
:action-sm

[SonnyForelli]

Uh, I wonder what my real name could be? It couldn't be Dean could it?

Aww come on Deano, we all know thats your dogs name :action-sm

[Tube Bar Red]

myself and debisjb did write a parody... maybe someone can record it an send it in... of course it is to "we are the world"

There was a time,
When our city washed away
There were coons floating in the streets.

They went to the Superdome,
But the wind just blew it away.
And I screamed, swim you golfers swim...

So now you're screwed!
Here comes Katrina
Bend over, kiss your ass goodbye
The storm surge'll kill ya.

There will be Africans drowning
French Quarter swept away,
They'll still find a way to get drunk
Just wait and see!

Be more funny. And be more original.

I know funny is a matter of distance. However, I'm having a hard time finding it funny that people who came to NYC to help out over 9/11 who have now lost houses and maybe family members over this storm. Lots of people came to NYC and DIDN'T make jokes about what went on and offered to help out with whatever they could. They're Americans, just like we are. We should do the exact same thing.

And I'm glad O and A aren't capitalizing on this by maknig bad jokes. They did an amazing job with 9/11, and they're giving this perspective and respect as well.

[APortablePhone]

I feel like bitching about Dirty Joe's phone call.

[XMScott]

is it me, or are parts of the show fuzzing out?


Im having no issues ova here, True Leader of the OnA Army sir

[Jimmy's Dignity]

is it me, or are parts of the show fuzzing out?Mine's been cutting in and out a bit

[SonnyForelli]

The racial makeup of the city is 28.05% White, 67.25% African American, 0.20% Native American, 2.26% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.93% from other races, and 1.28% from two or more races. 3.06% of the population are Hispanic or Latino of any race

There are DEFINITELY parts of New Orleans that are 100% black.

And all the White people could make it out to chase all the white women

[KevSlider]

When people send IF's using their wackbag username, they usually bitch about "hiding behind anonymity" Now he's asking for the alias, because he gave his real name? I don't get it.

Ps I'm not Scott.


I think that because Scott is such a general name, he wants to be specific. If he said he was Scott <last name here> then they wouldn't ask for the Wackbag name.

[XMScott]

My name is Scott :action-sm

[APortablePhone]

He is indeed a Southern dumb motherfucker.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

this guy is a douche nugget

[Chester'sLiver]

This guy is an ass.

[BigDickBlack]

You know what fuck this guy! I lost my house and everyhting I own as well as everyone I know. I cant go home for 12 weeks and when I do where am I gonna sleep? Im listening to the boys and Im not all offended am I was directly affected. God damn I hate people like this!

[BruceKellysJunk]

they already pay to be on the radio, how much more do they have to give?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

HANG UP ON THIS ASS!!!! just fuck him

[BadGuy]

All of us who pay taxes are donating.

[BigDickBlack]

I cant handle this guy IM gonna have to turn it off for a bit! Please hang up on him!

[APortablePhone]

I don't care and I'm not donating shit. I'm going to blow all of my money on DVD's. Are you happy now Frank?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Hurricane Jennifer was a category 3some

[wetandstickyjim]

You know what fuck this guy! I lost my house and everyhting I own as well as everyone I know. I cant go home for 12 weeks and when I do where am I gonna sleep? Im listening to the boys and Im not all offended am I was directly affected. God damn I hate people like this!
You have a great attitude BDB. Good for you, and yes, fuck him! Douche.

[wetandstickyjim]

I cant handle this guy IM gonna have to turn it off for a bit! Please hang up on him!
He's off now sweety.

[BadGuy]

You know how many truck drivers are probably slamming on the brakes right now?

[BigDickBlack]

He's off now sweety.


Thank you(while doing the international pussy eating motion w/my tongue) :action-sm

[savethewave]

Why are there these assholes who are perpetually offended and lie in wait for the chance to show everyone just how offended they are?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hurricane Jennifer was a category 3some
hahahah nice :clap: :clap:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

On Fox News "25,000 refugees to be bused from New Orleans to Houston"...uhh, how're they going to drive in the floods?

[BigDickBlack]

You have a great attitude BDB. Good for you, and yes, fuck him! Douche.


You know It might be the fact that my material life is gone or that Im still in shock! Or that I have place to actually go to(folks). To be honest with you guys I am really really suprised that the bbboys are advertising the XM/Red Cross donation thing. I knew they arent compete dicks but it really suprised me! Thank you Bros!

[KevSlider]

Please let this be Smoke Scott...I'd like to see him smashed.

[APortablePhone]

Dear Scott,

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/GETAIDS.jpg

Your Grandson,
Frank

[BigDickBlack]

On Fox News "25,000 refugees to be bused from New Orleans to Houston"...uhh, how're they going to drive in the floods?


There are a few places that are driveable at least(only 80% is flooded-lol)!

[lucky]

Morning wackers

[EdC]

The racial makeup of the city is 28.05% White, 67.25% African American, 0.20% Native American, 2.26% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.93% from other races, and 1.28% from two or more races. 3.06% of the population are Hispanic or Latino of any race

There are DEFINITELY parts of New Orleans that are 100% black.


I know you didn't make up these statistics but African American isn't a race. It is a geographic origin. This political correct crap is really getting on my nerves.

Every person that has dark skin didn't originate from Africa and any white person from Africa that lives in America is African American. Hell, Mrs. Kerry is African American and she's whiter than Norton.

[EdC]

Since they aren't supposed to joke I guess it would be inappropriate for Jimmy to ask Tom to hand the phone to the first woman he sees.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"Myself and Opie, and Norton?"

He's letting Ant off the hook for the "Save Tom Fund"

[Seth]

I know you didn't make up these statistics but African American isn't a race. It is a geographic origin. This political correct crap is really getting on my nerves.

Every person that has dark skin didn't originate from Africa and any white person from Africa that lives in America is African American.
Actually, in some of the Brooklyn stats, it says "Black or African American". I thought that was strange to not have in every stat.

[SonnyForelli]

Oh when the saints, oh when the saints, oh when the saints come marching in

[Polack]

for the first time i logged onto listen.xmradio.com and im listening to O&A on my computer. xm is awesome

[BigDickBlack]

WOW- DOme to DOme-LMFAO! IM sorry go figure!

[lucky]

Geez the dome here in houston is now going to be schwoogieville

[Seth]

Finally! I was asking yesterday why they don't just move them to another fucking stadium!! Took them that long to come up with that??

[BigDickBlack]

Its a couple of hours from N.O. to Houston

[PorchMonkey4Life]

haha sucks to be you houston!!! more darkies comming your way

[lucky]

why do we have to suffer. We` finally get a increase of whites in the city now they are bussing more darkies in

[APortablePhone]

How can sixty people all sit in the back of the bus?

[BigDickBlack]

haha sucks to be you houston!!! more darkies comming your way


They wont notice trust me! Houston is worse than N.O. in that sense!

[Ebola]

It would be nice if rappers like 50 Cent, P. Diddy, Ludacris, Cube and Dre would donate some serious cash to help the New Orleans refugees. What about Sean John, Mark Ecko, putting some money back into the community that buys their products. Maybe P. Diddy could sail to NO in his 150 million dollar yacht and provide shelter to the less forunate. I won't hold my breath.

I would throw some their way if my wife wasn't getting laid off this week. Fucking corporate jizz bags. I hope the company that bought her employer out is gobbled up by a bigger fish soon.

The other part people should consider is where to send donations that won't be abused and eaten up by "administrative costs."

[wetandstickyjim]

Replace bus with boat and Houston with Nigeria and we're on the right track.

[XMScott]

Stingray should put up a google ad thingy

And donate the proceededs to the white people that have to one day go back to what is now hell

Ed, your site gets a ton of traffic also

[lucky]

they have stadiums in Baton Rouge right?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

272 busses for 15,000 darkies at 55 people per bus

[Deano]

why do we have to suffer. We` finally get a increase of whites in the city now they are bussing more darkies in

Sir, that was insensitive and I don't appreciate it. :action-sm

[burningsun]

edit: I lost confidence in my lame joke

[GlassJoe]

Its a couple of hours from N.O. to Houston
Try 5 or 6 hours.

[MikeTheTeacher]

I'm still laughing at Jimmy's 'those stalls must look like Richard Dreyfuss' living room' movie reference. nice.

[Col.Trautman]

These reporters make me ill

[lucky]

Fuck sensitive people

[APortablePhone]

they have stadiums in Baton Rouge right?

Mostly college football stadiums, so since they are open air you can't really have people living in them.

LSU has a basketball stadium though, but it can only hold about 15,000 people.

They do have a pretty big convention center though.

[BigDickBlack]

they have stadiums in Baton Rouge right?
Yeah there is Tiger Stadium which is outside so that isnt gonna work. The oly other place is the P-Mack(where LSU plays basketball) and it is already ull with all the mediacal patients from NO!

[BOUGHTONII]

"Myself and Opie, and Norton?"

He's letting Ant off the hook for the "Save Tom Fund"

throwing ant under the bus

[Deano]

I cannot believe that the fucking news is using these people's pain to get people to watch. These people are worse than evil. They are soulless.

[twatsnot]

God damn thats uncomfortable.

[Jerseyshorekev]

Are you all really this racist or do you do this just because no one knows who you are??

[lucky]

Lucky I live in whitesville south of houston

[Deano]

Are you all really this racist or do you do this just because no one knows who you are??

Why, are you offended by these comments? :icon_mrgr

[lucky]

Yeah there is Tiger Stadium which is outside so that isnt gonna work. The oly other place is the P-Mack(where LSU plays basketball) and it is already ull with all the mediacal patients from NO!


So they need roofs?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Are you all really this racist or do you do this just because no one knows who you are??Nah, most of us are racist cause it's funny. Then there's BAM :action-sm :icon_lol:

[Ebola]

You choose to be offended. You are always free to google somewhere else. Life is offensive. Get a life.

[GlassJoe]

I cannot believe that the fucking news is using these people's pain to get people to watch. These people are worse than evil. They are soulless.
We just watched a clip on foxnews.com where a reporter was interviewing one of the evacuees.

He was trying to get him to say some sensationalist quote and asked him, "sir, would you say that there's ANARCHY in the streets?"

He didn't say yes, but you know if he did, you'd see "ANARCHY IN THE STREETS" on the home page of foxnews.com

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Nah, most of us are racist cause it's funny. Then there's BAM :action-sm :icon_lol:
yup then there is me... kill all darkies :action-sm

[GlassJoe]

Yeah there is Tiger Stadium which is outside so that isnt gonna work. The oly other place is the P-Mack(where LSU plays basketball) and it is already ull with all the mediacal patients from NO!
I live right by Beaumont, TX (about 20 miles from the TX/LA border) and they have Ford Arena full of evacuees too.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

the news was sayig that they are trying to set up massive temp trailer parks... it is kinda funny that they will be in hurricane alley

[Deano]

We just watched a clip on foxnews.com where a reporter was interviewing one of the evacuees.

He was trying to get him to say some sensationalist quote and asked him, "sir, would you say that there's ANARCHY in the streets?"

He didn't say yes, but you know if he did, you'd see "ANARCHY IN THE STREETS" on the home page of foxnews.com

The boys played that clip over the air. The guy lost his wife when his house split in half. To the reporter's credit, she at least showed a bit of humanity during the interview. However, that does not change the fact that the news was Capitalizing on that man's pain for ratings. I hope they all die. I have lost some respect for my profession today.

[twatsnot]

Are you all really this racist or do you do this just because no one knows who you are??

Go to Disney.com if your so pussyhurt about it :icon_roll

[XMScott]

Bitches?

[BigDickBlack]

So they need roofs?


LOL! Dude dont get me wrong I feel you and yes you do live in Whitesville(been there many times) but it isnt all shwoogs!

[XMScott]

Are you all really this racist or do you do this just because no one knows who you are??


We all know what he looks like :icon_wink

[Deano]

Girls!!?!?!?!?! Where?!?!?!?!?!

[lucky]

Have no problem saying real name and showing pic

[GlassJoe]

The boys played that clip over the air. The guy lost his wife when his house split in half. To the reporter's credit, she at least showed a bit of humanity during the interview. However, that does not change the fact that the news was Capitalizing on that man's pain for ratings. I hope they all die. I have lost some respect for my profession today.
I was watching a different clip (although I did hear the boys play that clip on the way to work and it was really sad). The clip I saw was a male reporter who was interviewing some guy outside the Superdome.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, take your dick out and go "Mommy"

[Seth]

http://www.gotchagirls.com/home.php

[Sack of Chisels]

I can't stand these cackling whores.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

this guy's a definate 'mo

[KobrasKobras]

perhaps she finds it a tad funnier than it really is?

[Fr. Dougal]

STOP WITH THE FUCKING LAUGHING, FAGGOT....

Jesus... someone tell me when these non-stop laughing MOTHERFUCKERS are off the air...

[lucky]

LOL! Dude dont get me wrong I feel you and yes you do live in Whitesville(been there many times) but it isnt all shwoogs!


Had to move out here to be safe since I am white. Nice to be able to sleep at night and not worry about listening for break ins, but is kinda sad that I can't use my handguns for what they were designed for

[lucky]

They better be getting undressed and pics being taken

[savethewave]

"Gotcha Girls"=unfunny radio poison.

[Seth]

Enough of you clicked on the link and the sample video that it stopped. Bastards. I think the prank was going to be that a gal wet herself. There's boobies.

[Polack]

up here there were no coloreds but in the last 5 years they have been moving in and the communities are starting to show it

[savethewave]

They remind me of those Swedish video game girls when the show was first on XM.

They contribute NOTHING.

The black and white Candid Cameras from the 1950's are funnier.

[lucky]

up here there were no coloreds but in the last 5 years they have been moving in and the communities are starting to show it


I go up there a lot and there are definitely not many. Must be moving in from Chicago.

[wetandstickyjim]

They remind me of those Swedish video game girls when the show was first on XM.

They contribute NOTHING.

The black and white Candid Cameras from the 1950's are funnier.
And Fanny Flagg was hot!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh god....the fag is speaking again

[JPetrucci23]

this guy is faggator

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh no....ooooooh no

[Seth]

You guys are overly harsh. These girls show tits while doing pranks. I've never seen that before. Usually they only fake it. The video samples aren't bad. They're interesting at the least.

[XMScott]

It was a great 3 hours

[wetandstickyjim]

Holy shit, dumb broads and a Mo. Ugh. Jimmy help!

[savethewave]

Hearing this guy who should swishy decorator on a TLC show fake-laugh makes me ANGRY.

[Polack]

We had 1 black man who lived here and he robbed a subway.the cops new right away and just met him at his house.

[XMScott]

Get the fuck out!

[AJellyDonut]

I love Opie's uncomfortable lines..."alright...well...this is a"

[PorchMonkey4Life]

these girls suck... unfunny cunts

[wetandstickyjim]

they're telling us we have to let you go

[Seth]

okay, now they suck. Get out whores.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

alriiight...well they're tellin us you gotta go

[Polack]

just fucking flash him so you can leave stupid whores and fag

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yikes..."Escort our guests out"

[DoughBoy]

I'm just coming back to the program from leaving when these stupid unfunny cunts and fag cam lauging into the studio... why are they still here?

[lucky]

We had 1 black man who lived here and he robbed a subway.the cops new right away and just met him at his house.


Big friggin surprise

[Cromwell]

Jimmy is so right about these twats

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Fox News Alert

"New Orleans Mayor: '12 to 16 weeks before people can come in'."

[savethewave]

And Fanny Flagg was hot!

And forget about those hotties Jo Anne Phlug and Suzanne Pleschette!

Great reference.

[JPetrucci23]

man i am LOVING this steve-hybrid car joke.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, Jetsons car has replaced "It's Martini Steve"

[Seth]

http://www.therawker.com/

[wetandstickyjim]

And forget about those hotties Jo Anne Phlug and Suzanne Pleschette!

Great reference.

Nice!

[Cromwell]

Heh, heh

Good Ozzy parody

[savethewave]

I think Hayseed Dixie has found their new lead vocalist!

[Col.Trautman]

that's funny

[JPetrucci23]

hahahahaha i can't stop laughing at the jetsons car!!!

[Schnauzer]

i love the rawker now

[Country Bob]

Found a U.S. News mag last night from 2 months ago. Ran a story of how a devestating hurricane would wreck New Orleans. The people interviewed acted prowd that they never evacuate during a threat. Ironic isnt it?

[wetandstickyjim]

hahahahaha i can't stop laughing at the jetsons car!!!
Am I the only one who sees a bear with a propeller hat in the Jetsons car?
teeeheee.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i like the marching band version

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahhahahhaa

on Fox News one of the busses that they're using to bus them to Houston says "Louisiana State Penitentary"

I just lost my shit

[wetandstickyjim]

Found a U.S. News mag last night from 2 months ago. Ran a story of how a devestating hurricane would wreck New Orleans. The people interviewed acted prowd that they never evacuate during a threat. Ironic isnt it?
Dude, I love that sig Pic!

[Cromwell]

"I'm absolutely crying over here . . . "

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Am I the only one who sees a bear with a propeller hat in the Jetsons car?
teeeheee.
:clap: :clap: I'm thinking of Boo Boo driving the car around the houses

[JPetrucci23]

hahahahhahahhaa

on Fox News one of the busses that they're using to bus them to Houston says "Louisiana State Penitentary"

I just lost my shit

hahaha dude thats hilarious! i gotta find a screencap of that.

[savethewave]

Listening to this guy, you wonder how the South ever lost.

[wetandstickyjim]

hahahahhahahhaa

on Fox News one of the busses that they're using to bus them to Houston says "Louisiana State Penitentary"

I just lost my shit
Jesus, that is phenominal. Speaking of though, what about the prisons?

[JPetrucci23]

this bit is golden

[HooliganR6]

Alright...it has been a while since I have almost cried laughing from the show. But every time they play that Jetson sound over this guy singing I am cracking up.

[Cromwell]

Well done, Derek

Steve's new soundbite fits perfectly there in Whole Lotta Love

[JPetrucci23]

holy shit i almost just spit my coffee all over my desk.... this is freaking hilarious

[savethewave]

I keep hearing him saying "Git on over here, Suzzie-Mae! Yer Daddy's got th' urge agin'!"

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i am finding it hard to breath because i am laughing so hard

[Tat]

hope he is from Louisiana and is now looting a Wal Mart and will end up with a hole in his chest from the NOPD.

[Schnauzer]

i put the video on as they play it so i can watch at the same time

[Col.Trautman]

they should send this dude to entertain the golfers in the superdome

[savethewave]

My eyes hurt from laughing!

[Polack]

hahahahhahahhaa

on Fox News one of the busses that they're using to bus them to Houston says "Louisiana State Penitentary"

I just lost my shit
they thought they were going to houston. but bush found a way to fight crime.

[wetandstickyjim]

I just turned the show back on, wtf is going on??
Ya gotta check out the replay.

[PhillyReject]

they thought they were going to houston. but bush found a way to fight crime.

HAH! Quality

[Seth]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Rawker:

http://www.therawker.com/images/therawker.jpg

[lucky]

Listening to this guy, you wonder how the South ever lost.


Gotta agree. And I live amidst all these shit dicks

[PorchMonkey4Life]

so you people can see the video... http://www.therawker.com/

[savethewave]

The was the most horrid version of whole lotta love I have ever heard!

I beg to differ. I LOVED it!

It had all the things I like in bad music:

1. Lack of talent.
2. Lack of self-awareness.
3. Absolute sincerity.

[APortablePhone]

The answer to Jimmy's question...

The former caretaker of the Overlook Hotel has two different names (Charles Grady and Delbert Grady) because he's supposed to be two different people. Charles is the caretaker who murdered his wife and daughters in the winter of 1970, and Delbert is the butler of the Overlook Hotel at the 4th of July party in 1921(which Jack was also at). This is a reference to the original book (the former caretaker's name didn't change like it did in the movie, but he was at the hotel in two different time periods- once at a masquerade ball in 1945 and again as the caretaker in 1970.). The use of two different names in the movie is simply to show that Grady has been at the Overlook Hotel twice, just like Jack.

[Polack]

see you guys later

[lucky]

Hey savethewave. What is Cthulu?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

have fun today you sexy people

[prozac]

Differnet type of show yet it worked today......has anyone noticed that they show has been getting alot of "hate" type calls??? Must be getting popular!

[lucky]

Thank you BAM

[Seth]

I beg to differ. I LOVED it!

It had all the things I like in bad music:

1. Lack of talent.
2. Lack of self-awareness.
3. Absolute sincerity.
Ditto!! Although I absolutey haaaaaate William Hung.

[lucky]

Not youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[wetandstickyjim]

Peace out Nigs.

[JPetrucci23]

they basically gave me a not youuuuuuuuuu yesterday when i was in the studio :(


anyone else here for the replay?

[savethewave]

Hey savethewave. What is Cthulu?

He/It is this octopus-headed evil god that was created by author HP Lovecraft in the 1930's. Cthulu makes appearences in "The Call of Cthulu," "The Dunwich Horror," and several other stories and books by Lovecraft.

Cthulu's appearance is supposed to be so horrible that people who see Him/It go insane.

[lucky]

He/It is this octopus-headed evil god that was created by author HP Lovecraft in the 1930's. Cthulu makes appearences in "The Call of Cthulu," "The Dunwich Horror," and several other stories and books by Lovecraft.

Cthulu's appearance is supposed to be so horrible that people who see Him/It go insane.


Ok, thanks. the one time I wished I minded my business.

[savethewave]

Ditto!! Although I absolutey haaaaaate William Hung.

Hung knew he stunk, though. He tried out for American Idol BECAUSE he knew how bad he was.

The "Rawker," on the other hand, thought he was awesome when he made those tapes. That is the difference.

[JPetrucci23]

go listen to metallica - the call of ktulu

[savethewave]

Ok, thanks. the one time I wished I minded my business.


Ha ha ha ha ha!

[lucky]

Ha ha ha ha ha!


I can safely say that it wasn't someone from the south that said the quote

[lucky]

Sharks?

[prozac]

I'm hooked on watching Fox News.......

[lucky]

It sucks that I can't have my party in New Orleans next month

[JPetrucci23]

It sucks that I can't have my party in New Orleans next month

so lets have another in NYC!

[lucky]

so lets have another in NYC!



That may work. I have to take a week of vacation before the end of the year. Would give me a chance to sight see also

[savethewave]

so lets have another in NYC!

Might as well, and have something to commemorate NO.

Like a pint or two.

[krg]

help victims or play guitar

help victims or play guitar


http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050830/capt.capm10208301856.bush__capm102.jpg?x=380&y=325&sig=xlaGyc1Muc3K7iAJg1KmkA--

[lucky]

Might as well, and have something to commemorate NO.

Like a pint or two.


I will hoist a few in their memory. Had many fond memories there and will continue to in the future