SOS
04-16-2002, 07:53 AM
3:00
O&A start off talking about how the Yankees lots to the Socks because of one pitch that was called by a bad umpire. They then talk about how Jim Norton has been on the road doing shows. O&A then get angry at Brett Richards for writing a letter from a parent’s group. Anthony says that they should stop talking about what affects their children, instead of blaming parental inadequacies. Norton doesn’t care about your dumb kids. They ridicule people who say: “Comedy is the blame.” Jim Norton says, “Atleast when I am done with them, their pants are not behind their ankles and they are doing the duck walk.” Norton says that he hates all kids. Norton recounts a trip to PC Richards and a return trip with a cabbie that didn’t know where to go. Norton wanted to bite his thinning Malaysian hair and ear. They talk about how John Walker’s dysfunctional parents caused him to go Afghanistan, not entertainment.
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20020401/mdf15.jpg
They talk then say that the 55-Gallon Drum Challenge (http://www.wnew.com/opack/2002/0221_55GDC/) was all in fun and not like what Brett Richards said in his letter that the girls were forced to do it. Anthony recommends that a tracker trailer kill the children of people who go to those meeting to discuss what is appropriate. It would give Anthony joy to see them all talking in one of their meetings and an out-of-control tractor to run over their children. Anthony does not want kids because it will lessen his freedom. Anthony says to, “Take your stupid parent’s group and die.”
O&A say that no one killed an animal in the show durring the 55-Gallon Drum Challenge (http://www.wnew.com/opack/2002/0221_55GDC/) .
O&A play “The Columbine Song” by Brother Joe.
They talk about how entertainment did not cause Columbine but bad parents did.
Caller Travis calls in. Talks about how someone said, “Kathleen, put your god-damn clothes back on!”
They talk about how radio shows are talking about it and about how there maybe some audio.
3:40
Opie and Anthony talk about how a person told Kathleen Turner to put her clothes back on.
http://www.triviatribute.com/images2/kathleenturner6a.jpg
They talk about how Kathleen’s show’s people wanted to sue them for doing what they did. There were three tape recorders, 2 nameless people , and Rick as a plant. Opie says there were 4 recording devices. O&A say that this will happen to many Broadway Theaters. “You will be dreaming that it is only a cell phone ringing in the audience.”
Norton takes credit since the one who did it does not want to take credit right now. The O&A mission had redundancies and back-up plans. Anthony says it was no worse than when someone put the C word on live TV. {Psycho Mark} The people at the theater have no clue who did it….. And they can do nothing.
”The Reign of Terror will continue on Broadway.”
A caller wants to know if the recorder was in the grass knoll. They were 10 rows from each other close to the stage. The first rule of The Graduate, is not to talk about Y Brett Richards The Graduate. The people were uptight and heard a women say ,“oh no.” Jim Norton again tries to take credit for it since the person who did it, does not want the credit right now. Steve C. (http://www.foundrymusic.com) said he saw a bushy thigh to thigh one and Rick saw a landing-strip one. They are not waiting to 5:20 to play it. Ray from NYU (http://www.nyu.edu/) has another target and they like it. Anthony says, “Think of all the things you can say for her?” :gt:
Kathleen drops a towel to get naked and then the stage lights are lowered lights. They someone yells out “Kathleen, put your god-damn clothes back on!” “Jesus Christ!” “Oh My God!” Opie said that they are prepared for it this week. They play clips from the show from different places in the theater. They play the person being taken out physically by an usher. They play clips of him wanting a refund. He is taking to everyone on the aisle as he leaves but the people in the theater ignore him. He says, “Why does she have to be naked?” and ”It is unnecessary for her to be naked.” And “This is ridiculous.” He gets a refund “Plus this ticket master service charge.” He only gets a refund on ticket. He says that he “Wants a disclaimer on the nudity.” And "no one said anything to him about the nudity." He said “Theater goers are fags” since no one really commented on his rude remarks. Opie titles the bit, “Show Us Your Balls” which is a new theater bit on the O&A show. A caller talks about he heard the prank on the news but O&A are skeptical that it will be on the news. {Is it Paul Mecurio?}
4:28
They talk about “The Scorpion King” and its theme song.
http://images.mp3.com/ecrm/usg/scorpion_king/sk_newform_image.jpg
Anthony thinks that the movie will be huge but it will have mediocre acting. Anthony thinks The Rock is gay(Not Opie). Anthony talks about how The Rock acted gay during a SNL skit with Chris Kattan. He was touching Kattan’s thighs and upper buttock even when it is not needed in the skit.
They talk about how a caller said that Kevin Kosner dies at the end of the movie.
They talk about how Black Earl helped gave away the plot line to Star Wars I awhile back.
http://www.wnew.com/opack/2001/Earl_6-28-01.jpg
Play clip of Rick getting angry at Roger. First they give away key chains and CDs to gain trust and then they give away the plot to the movie. Rick explains how Black Earl got the van boxed in for their prank. Anthony says that you cannot rely on him for anything done quickly. Anthony ridicules Black for not seeing that he is boxed in right before he has to back out of a spot as they are giving away the plot twists. Black Earl had gotten the van double parked and people on the Star Wars I line started to throw things at them. Rick explains that the people with him then realize that Black Earl has gotten them boxed in.
5:10
O&A talk about Norton getting electric appliances such as the T.V. Jim Norton is reading the T.V. listings.
O&A then talk to Andrew W.K.
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/images/artist/a/andrew_w_k/press/az_200112.jpg
They talk about his appearances on SNL and his concerts. They talk to him about a homo bit with The Rock.
A lady calls in and does a fake O. Opie says, “It was horrible.”
They talk about his new album and how girls throw their vages at him.
Caller Jose calls in and asks about him. Andrew W. K. says it was endurance, hard work, and perseverance. He is really enthusiastic about what he does. Anthony talks about his time in the band. Anthony talks about bum gigs where his band would not do shows because the places were horrible and how his band would be one in a list of bands preforming in a day. Anthony talks about a band that was comprised of people that looked like Klingons.
5:51
O&A then talk about Maury Povich and all of his Pajoria kids. Anthony finds it funny to see him hidding all those kids over his talk show building.
http://www.studiosusa.com/maury/resources/mee.autobio.jpg
O&A mention that they did The Graduate prank to all their new listeners.
O&A mention that Tom Brokaw is thinking about retiring. Dan Rather almost died. Tom Brokaw took a mission over Afghanistan. Peter Jennings will not ruin his face by going overseas. Anthony impersonates Tom Brokaw saying “Maniacal”. Anthony impersonates Tom Brokenjaw in Top Gun.
6:15
They talk to Tom the P.D. from New Orleans (http://www.wsjz.com/) about Whip it out Wednesdays. It sounds like they want guys to whip out their junk to O&A . Frenchy calls in and insults Tom. “I can smell your breath all the way to Brooklyn.” Tom calls him a French piece of shit. Frenchy says “he likes it in the dumper and licks the dirty penny.” “You PD in your ass.” “You dumb rube.” Tom asks why he was set up. O&A says that they don’t know who calls in.
Frenchy calls Tom his bi tch. Tom says that Frenchy will beat up if he goes to New York. A caller confirms Whip It Out Wednesday in New Orleans. They mention that Mancow stole it and used that name for it. It sounds like that guys should whip it out and not girls. :eek: They talk about Jim Breuer and Jimmy Carson on SNL. They talk about the Kathleen Turner prank to Jim Breuer and re-cap the story for him and the listeners. Opie mentions that people think that they are doing re-runs because they are replaying the clips from later in the show since Breuer came in.
They replay the prankster saying: “Do you think there should be some disclaimer about the nudity?” and “This is Offensive.”
Norton says “Crinkle Crinkle.”
They did not go to Best-of because Jim Breuer was in the studio.
W.D.T.L
Ego cannot pass checks that your body counts
Hepatitis squirt gun is the next Nortonism.
Humor gone too far.
They didn’t play the Maury Povich clips and will try to play them tommrow.
O&A start off talking about how the Yankees lots to the Socks because of one pitch that was called by a bad umpire. They then talk about how Jim Norton has been on the road doing shows. O&A then get angry at Brett Richards for writing a letter from a parent’s group. Anthony says that they should stop talking about what affects their children, instead of blaming parental inadequacies. Norton doesn’t care about your dumb kids. They ridicule people who say: “Comedy is the blame.” Jim Norton says, “Atleast when I am done with them, their pants are not behind their ankles and they are doing the duck walk.” Norton says that he hates all kids. Norton recounts a trip to PC Richards and a return trip with a cabbie that didn’t know where to go. Norton wanted to bite his thinning Malaysian hair and ear. They talk about how John Walker’s dysfunctional parents caused him to go Afghanistan, not entertainment.
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20020401/mdf15.jpg
They talk then say that the 55-Gallon Drum Challenge (http://www.wnew.com/opack/2002/0221_55GDC/) was all in fun and not like what Brett Richards said in his letter that the girls were forced to do it. Anthony recommends that a tracker trailer kill the children of people who go to those meeting to discuss what is appropriate. It would give Anthony joy to see them all talking in one of their meetings and an out-of-control tractor to run over their children. Anthony does not want kids because it will lessen his freedom. Anthony says to, “Take your stupid parent’s group and die.”
O&A say that no one killed an animal in the show durring the 55-Gallon Drum Challenge (http://www.wnew.com/opack/2002/0221_55GDC/) .
O&A play “The Columbine Song” by Brother Joe.
They talk about how entertainment did not cause Columbine but bad parents did.
Caller Travis calls in. Talks about how someone said, “Kathleen, put your god-damn clothes back on!”
They talk about how radio shows are talking about it and about how there maybe some audio.
3:40
Opie and Anthony talk about how a person told Kathleen Turner to put her clothes back on.
http://www.triviatribute.com/images2/kathleenturner6a.jpg
They talk about how Kathleen’s show’s people wanted to sue them for doing what they did. There were three tape recorders, 2 nameless people , and Rick as a plant. Opie says there were 4 recording devices. O&A say that this will happen to many Broadway Theaters. “You will be dreaming that it is only a cell phone ringing in the audience.”
Norton takes credit since the one who did it does not want to take credit right now. The O&A mission had redundancies and back-up plans. Anthony says it was no worse than when someone put the C word on live TV. {Psycho Mark} The people at the theater have no clue who did it….. And they can do nothing.
”The Reign of Terror will continue on Broadway.”
A caller wants to know if the recorder was in the grass knoll. They were 10 rows from each other close to the stage. The first rule of The Graduate, is not to talk about Y Brett Richards The Graduate. The people were uptight and heard a women say ,“oh no.” Jim Norton again tries to take credit for it since the person who did it, does not want the credit right now. Steve C. (http://www.foundrymusic.com) said he saw a bushy thigh to thigh one and Rick saw a landing-strip one. They are not waiting to 5:20 to play it. Ray from NYU (http://www.nyu.edu/) has another target and they like it. Anthony says, “Think of all the things you can say for her?” :gt:
Kathleen drops a towel to get naked and then the stage lights are lowered lights. They someone yells out “Kathleen, put your god-damn clothes back on!” “Jesus Christ!” “Oh My God!” Opie said that they are prepared for it this week. They play clips from the show from different places in the theater. They play the person being taken out physically by an usher. They play clips of him wanting a refund. He is taking to everyone on the aisle as he leaves but the people in the theater ignore him. He says, “Why does she have to be naked?” and ”It is unnecessary for her to be naked.” And “This is ridiculous.” He gets a refund “Plus this ticket master service charge.” He only gets a refund on ticket. He says that he “Wants a disclaimer on the nudity.” And "no one said anything to him about the nudity." He said “Theater goers are fags” since no one really commented on his rude remarks. Opie titles the bit, “Show Us Your Balls” which is a new theater bit on the O&A show. A caller talks about he heard the prank on the news but O&A are skeptical that it will be on the news. {Is it Paul Mecurio?}
4:28
They talk about “The Scorpion King” and its theme song.
http://images.mp3.com/ecrm/usg/scorpion_king/sk_newform_image.jpg
Anthony thinks that the movie will be huge but it will have mediocre acting. Anthony thinks The Rock is gay(Not Opie). Anthony talks about how The Rock acted gay during a SNL skit with Chris Kattan. He was touching Kattan’s thighs and upper buttock even when it is not needed in the skit.
They talk about how a caller said that Kevin Kosner dies at the end of the movie.
They talk about how Black Earl helped gave away the plot line to Star Wars I awhile back.
http://www.wnew.com/opack/2001/Earl_6-28-01.jpg
Play clip of Rick getting angry at Roger. First they give away key chains and CDs to gain trust and then they give away the plot to the movie. Rick explains how Black Earl got the van boxed in for their prank. Anthony says that you cannot rely on him for anything done quickly. Anthony ridicules Black for not seeing that he is boxed in right before he has to back out of a spot as they are giving away the plot twists. Black Earl had gotten the van double parked and people on the Star Wars I line started to throw things at them. Rick explains that the people with him then realize that Black Earl has gotten them boxed in.
5:10
O&A talk about Norton getting electric appliances such as the T.V. Jim Norton is reading the T.V. listings.
O&A then talk to Andrew W.K.
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/images/artist/a/andrew_w_k/press/az_200112.jpg
They talk about his appearances on SNL and his concerts. They talk to him about a homo bit with The Rock.
A lady calls in and does a fake O. Opie says, “It was horrible.”
They talk about his new album and how girls throw their vages at him.
Caller Jose calls in and asks about him. Andrew W. K. says it was endurance, hard work, and perseverance. He is really enthusiastic about what he does. Anthony talks about his time in the band. Anthony talks about bum gigs where his band would not do shows because the places were horrible and how his band would be one in a list of bands preforming in a day. Anthony talks about a band that was comprised of people that looked like Klingons.
5:51
O&A then talk about Maury Povich and all of his Pajoria kids. Anthony finds it funny to see him hidding all those kids over his talk show building.
http://www.studiosusa.com/maury/resources/mee.autobio.jpg
O&A mention that they did The Graduate prank to all their new listeners.
O&A mention that Tom Brokaw is thinking about retiring. Dan Rather almost died. Tom Brokaw took a mission over Afghanistan. Peter Jennings will not ruin his face by going overseas. Anthony impersonates Tom Brokaw saying “Maniacal”. Anthony impersonates Tom Brokenjaw in Top Gun.
6:15
They talk to Tom the P.D. from New Orleans (http://www.wsjz.com/) about Whip it out Wednesdays. It sounds like they want guys to whip out their junk to O&A . Frenchy calls in and insults Tom. “I can smell your breath all the way to Brooklyn.” Tom calls him a French piece of shit. Frenchy says “he likes it in the dumper and licks the dirty penny.” “You PD in your ass.” “You dumb rube.” Tom asks why he was set up. O&A says that they don’t know who calls in.
Frenchy calls Tom his bi tch. Tom says that Frenchy will beat up if he goes to New York. A caller confirms Whip It Out Wednesday in New Orleans. They mention that Mancow stole it and used that name for it. It sounds like that guys should whip it out and not girls. :eek: They talk about Jim Breuer and Jimmy Carson on SNL. They talk about the Kathleen Turner prank to Jim Breuer and re-cap the story for him and the listeners. Opie mentions that people think that they are doing re-runs because they are replaying the clips from later in the show since Breuer came in.
They replay the prankster saying: “Do you think there should be some disclaimer about the nudity?” and “This is Offensive.”
Norton says “Crinkle Crinkle.”
They did not go to Best-of because Jim Breuer was in the studio.
W.D.T.L
Ego cannot pass checks that your body counts
Hepatitis squirt gun is the next Nortonism.
Humor gone too far.
They didn’t play the Maury Povich clips and will try to play them tommrow.