Your First Stupid Crush

[TheSolipsist]

Today on our favorite pogram, we heard that stupid kid's recording to his girlfriend. Anthony said "Who hasn't had at one point or another...the 'crush'."

So....Let's hear them...let's hear the brutal war stories.

Mine...I was actually friends with her, we talked for hours on the phone, I payed for everything when we went out, wrote her stupid love poems (reading them back, they made no sense), I bought her a diamond pendant ($200) one christmas and a saphire diamond ring ($200) for her birfday. this was when i was 13-16 this went on for a couple of years, never fucked her, never kissed her, no nothing. Come to find out, she would tell her mom she was with me sometimes and she'd be out banging some other dudes. Fuckin bitch was using me. (Que robert dinero laugh). I lived and learned. yeeeech, i really hate myself for being such a pussy, but thanks to that experience, i'll never be that way again. so i guess it was good to get it over so early with was little damage as possible.

Next....?

[savethewave]

I ran into an early crush, years later, at a public dungeon in Philly. She was made to OBEY.

[Glenn Dandy]

5th grade cutest girl in school asked me out i said no because i was a 5th grade pussy.

the years that followed she always was with her hubby or dating someone. we flirted alot.

about three years ago i see in her in a bar, ask her out, hey shes single woohoo!.

See FU EX GF THREAD! end of story.
That lil cute 5th grader was a druggy/ drunken/ freak/ bitch. Still cute though, err ummmph, fuck it.

[HummerTuesdays]

All through highschool I had the biggest crush on someone. I was VERY shy freshman year, and I think he got the impression I wasn't interested. By senior year he was hanging with the pot heads, and when I got to school after a bout with mono he was gone. Transferred to public school. A year after graduation he was one of 4 classmates that got arrested for holding up gas stations with a fake gun. They needed the money to fund their drug habits.

I often wonder how he did in prison (he was pretty), and if he ever managed to turn his life around.

[sued]

In 4th grade I started my obssession with the cutest boy in school. He liked my friend. I was devastated. It went on like this until 7th grade when I fell for the local bad boy, who fell for my best friend with bigger boobs. I was devastated. Then I got boobs and it all worked out.

But the first boy I ever liked (aside from Freddy Prinze in Chico and the Man) was the newspaper boy when I was 5. I thought if I answered the door naked he would like me. I think he was prob 10. Again no boobs although I don't think he noticed me anyway.

[TheSolipsist]

In 4th grade I started my obssession with the cutest boy in school. He liked my friend. I was devastated. It went on like this until 7th grade when I fell for the local bad boy, who fell for my best friend with bigger boobs. I was devastated. Then I got boobs and it all worked out..

to loosely quote Homer Simpson..."ahh, [Boobs] the cuase of...and solution to, All of lifes problems."

But the first boy I ever liked (aside from Freddy Prinze in Chico and the Man) was the newspaper boy when I was 5. I thought if I answered the door naked he would like me..

lucky newspaper boy, got a free show. lol. When i was five i used to flash my sister's friend who lived next door, i thought the exact same thing, if i showed her my lil' hairless junk, maybe she'd like me. she was like 10 or 12. Now, every once in awhile she'll stop by the house, kinda awkward.

[BCH]

Leslie Whitecavage

2nd and 3rd grade. Cute little blonde, we used to sit together and play together like every day. I didn't really know I wanted to get into her pants but I guess I did. She turned into quite the hot number too. To quote PatFromMooachie Va Va Voom!

[Jef Leppard]

the girl at the end of the block,kimberly. i was 6 she was 8 we used to watch each other piss. one small step in my demise. i wonder what shes into these days?

[Got One?]

if anybody says they haven't had one, they're lying. unless they're only like 14 yrs old or so....

for me it was age 17. angela, worked with her at pizza hut. very good friends, and that was IT. and i had it bad for a long time, about two years. BAAAAAAD. and she knew it, which didn't help much. but she was cool about it, we hung out a lot so it wasn't too bad. but yeah, there was always that "small hope", that was better than being flat out told "no and you will never see me again either."

THANK GOD, that i didn't start playing guitar until about 2 years after that. i may have gone down the "writing 35 songs a day about her" road.

[TheSolipsist]

if anybody says they haven't had one, they're lying. unless they're only like 14 yrs old or so....

for me it was age 17. angela, worked with her at pizza hut. very good friends, and that was IT. and i had it bad for a long time, about two years. BAAAAAAD. and she knew it, which didn't help much. but she was cool about it, we hung out a lot so it wasn't too bad. but yeah, there was always that "small hope", that was better than being flat out told "no and you will never see me again either."

THANK GOD, that i didn't start playing guitar until about 2 years after that. i may have gone down the "writing 35 songs a day about her" road.

yup, it sucks being good friends with a crush, u never can really tell them how u feel, even if she knows, u just kinda feel like it's a secret until u decide to let it all out.

And it's kinda like what anthony said, I'd rather have a fantasy to hold on to than to fuck it all up by saying something. U just can't tell them how feel, cause u know the damage it would do. which bites u in the ass eventually, cuase the crush u have eventually crushes u.

[generoso]

Mine was in 8th grade, this gal name Mary (no not the one from changoa park or the bus) started school she liked me as I her but was to shy of a prick to ask her out. This went all the way to the last year of HS when i was dating my 1st love Janette. well after we graduated that 4th of July Janette had to work so I sat on the Bellport Docks alone to watch the fireworks as did Mary both out friends were off on vacations. Was our 1st date where we both shared our felling for each other. I told her about Janette and that in a month we were both going away to college and that we should have done this 4 years earlier. After that night we never spoke again biggest mistake in my life. even after 24 years (summer of 81) I still think about her and that night and what could have been. Not that my life has not been bad it has been great with my son and good job.....Just every now and than when ever Night Rangers "Goodbye" plays or as every year the 4th of July comes around I think about her and I can truly say I do love her....So Mary if your reading this you know ..1st time I ever told this to anybody ..I don't like living in the past and never do but this was my 1st crush...

[Got One?]

After that night we never spoke again biggest mistake in my life. even after 24 years (summer of 81) I still think about her and that night and what could have been.

that right there is one of the worst feelings ever. wondering for the rest of your life whta could have been......

ok back normally scheduled racist and inhumane replies in the other threads.

[flyerfan116]

Girl I met when i moved to a new school fell in "love" with her the first time i saw her and had the hugest crush all through grade school, finally in 9th grade i got up the courage to ask her out to the freshman dance, she dodged me for a week then finally she said she wasn't going...wasn't too bad until a week or two after the dance when i got to homeroom one day and all those over-priced pix u get taken when you arrive showed up and guess who had one with some douchebag football player? The wort part is that her fraternal twin tried to console me at the time she was kinda plain but ended up being one hot piece of ass but thats how it goes

[Sutsu]

My first real crush came in 8th grade, red head named Nicole. I had no balls back then (not that I've grown any since... I suck) so nothing ever came of it.

I had a massive crush on an online friend. Played the part of just-friend for many years. Then she broke up with her bf and after a little while I tried to make a move of sorts. Ended up with her giving me the verbal equivalent of a kick in the nads over a livejournal entry. Thankfully, I really don't talk to the bitch anymore.

By the way, each period in that last paragraph is where I should have a DeNiro or Opie laugh or the sheepy horn or the Price is Right wahwahwahwahWAHHHHHhhhhhh.

[Hummercash]

i had a crush on this girl johanna from k-7... in 5th grade i gave her a birthday card that played music when you opened it. ugh, what a faggot.

[IamAWOWgurl]

I had a crush on a little boy named Andrew in first grade. I, not knowing what the fuck it meant told my friend i wanted to make sex with him and she told my mom, cunt.

[TheSolipsist]

Mine was in 8th grade, this gal name Mary (no not the one from changoa park or the bus) started school she liked me as I her but was to shy of a prick to ask her out. This went all the way to the last year of HS when i was dating my 1st love Janette. well after we graduated that 4th of July Janette had to work so I sat on the Bellport Docks alone to watch the fireworks as did Mary both out friends were off on vacations. Was our 1st date where we both shared our felling for each other. I told her about Janette and that in a month we were both going away to college and that we should have done this 4 years earlier. After that night we never spoke again biggest mistake in my life. even after 24 years (summer of 81) I still think about her and that night and what could have been. Not that my life has not been bad it has been great with my son and good job.....Just every now and than when ever Night Rangers "Goodbye" plays or as every year the 4th of July comes around I think about her and I can truly say I do love her....So Mary if your reading this you know ..1st time I ever told this to anybody ..I don't like living in the past and never do but this was my 1st crush...

That sounds like some real "wonder years" shit...i feel ya man, even tho life is good, ya just never know what could have happened...could have been good or bad...may have had kids or she could have ended up giving u the Hiv and cheating on u..ya just never know.

[TheSolipsist]

I had a crush on a little boy named Andrew in first grade. I, not knowing what the fuck it meant told my friend i wanted to make sex with him and she told my mom, cunt.

did he have a stutter, if so, i can reunite u two. He'll be glad to "make sex" with u"

[Got One?]

i had a crush on this girl johanna from k-7... in 5th grade i gave her a birthday card that played music when you opened it. ugh, what a faggot.

you should have opened the card, and wait for the cool part of the song to start, so you could walk by her window.

[tussle_tussle69]

I was 10, she was 14. Beth Farell.....hotcha. Few of my "friends" found out I was hardcore crushing on her and told her. She was very flattered but at the time I was getting surgeries on my feet,I was in a wheelchair, and my parents wouldn't let me date at 10. She was very flattered, and had I had more guts and had my parents wouldn't have killed me she probably would have been my first g/f but we stayed close friends.

Hindsight's 20/20 ya know

[generoso]

That sounds like some real "wonder years" shit...i feel ya man, even tho life is good, ya just never know what could have happened...could have been good or bad...may have had kids or she could have ended up giving u the Hiv and cheating on u..ya just never know.
Dam you hit right there. I used to love that show. And so true you don't know what life brings ya. I live life for today....Sorry I got deep before I'm such a pussy...

[fothermucker]

Sophmore year of high school I had a big crush on a girl who was pretty cool, sort of punkish but just with the music not a whole lifestyle thing, so more down-to-earth than anything. I talked with her quite a while in classes, never hung out after school, but she invited me to one of her sports games (soccer player), when about that time I find out she's got a boyfriend from another school. Punch in the goddamn stomach right there. I sort of just walked away from that pseudo relationship and left the still smoldering ruins to rot.

[click]

I thought this thread was about first crushes. Am I the only one to have one in elemantary school?

[Screwtape]

was going out with the 'love' of my life. i went to college, two weeks later she called me up non chalantly telling me she was dumping me for her x-boyfriend, with whom she cheated with 6 times during the course of our relationship.

i see her two years later in the mall. turns out she has ovarian cancer.














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[Got One?]

oooh, even before the "real" one, there was this one...... watching Jennifer Love Hewitt on KIDS Incorporated. oh..................my...........stars.

[leftybearfan]

Junior year of high school. Me, a buddy and this chick hung out all the time. Finally, the chick and I started dating. Bought her all kinds of shit, did the sappy love poetry shit and took her to prom. Halfway through prom, looked across the dance floor to see her dry humping my buddy. Her name then changed to C%NT. I went to my buddy's house a few days later and after 15 minutes of ass beating and a talk with the local authorities, I had gotten over the incident. Unfortunately, the buddy had to have his jaw wired shut for a while and a titanium plate inserted into his face.

I saw the C%NT a few years ago. She is about 100 lbs overweight, unmarried and in posession of 3 kids with 3 different fathers. As for the buddy, last I heard he was living in San Fransisco blowing art students for spare change.

Funny how life works out sometimes.

[TheSolipsist]

Junior year of high school. Me, a buddy and this chick hung out all the time. Finally, the chick and I started dating. Bought her all kinds of shit, did the sappy love poetry shit and took her to prom. Halfway through prom, looked across the dance floor to see her dry humping my buddy. Her name then changed to C%NT. I went to my buddy's house a few days later and after 15 minutes of ass beating and a talk with the local authorities, I had gotten over the incident. Unfortunately, the buddy had to have his jaw wired shut for a while and a titanium plate inserted into his face.

I saw the C%NT a few years ago. She is about 100 lbs overweight, unmarried and in posession of 3 kids with 3 different fathers. As for the buddy, last I heard he was living in San Fransisco blowing art students for spare change.

Funny how life works out sometimes.

yeah..wait, what?

that's hardcore man, u beat the shit out of the dude, got ur aggression out, she ended up a hose bag, and ur buddy who didn't have the moral courage to give u some goddamn respect is gettin' disrespected by some art shitdicks

ur lucky man, some of us can't get that kinda closure, beat the shit out of assholes, and watch the broad go down in flames.

gotta love what comes around

[Hudson]

Kate, Best friend growing up in grade school, tried to kiss her back then, got a fist in the mouth, and called "weird"! Now she's divorced, loading double D cans! (natural). I have a fleas chance in a bald dog's hell!

[TheSolipsist]

here's another question...after u explain ur crush....if u met them again down the road, would hook up with them now, or would u still chicken out?

i personally wouldn't...but how 'bout u guys and gals.

[HummerTuesdays]

here's another question...after u explain ur crush....if u met them again down the road, would hook up with them now, or would u still chicken out?

i personally wouldn't...but how 'bout u guys and gals.

I don't know. There's a lot of variables when someone's been a drug addict and in the NJ prison system. Even if he did manage to put that lifestyle behind him.

[PrncssNikki]

It was 7th grade and I kept it secret for awhile before telling any of my friends. A week after telling them, my "friend" blew him. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_frown.gif

I haven't seen him since I transfered schools after 8th grade, but I saw her my Senior year of High School while at the BMV. Looked the same, only dirtier and had failed her drivers test 4 times.

And no, I wouldn't hook up with him now if I had the chance.

[TheSolipsist]

it's fun hearing all these crushes turning out to be shit in life. I was best friends with the dude every single chick in grammar school had a crush on, it sucked cuase he got all the attention. Every chick i dug ended up fallin' for him, even if i stood i chance with a chick, it was completely destroyed by him. And now he's all tattooed up, dirty, druggie, and pratically homeless. He had everything handed to him cuase he was so "cute". now he has nothing, and no one gives him shit. I was so jealous of him, but now...if i could say anything to him "goddamn, life's a bitch, huh, asshole"

[Sutsu]

If I met the chick from grade school on the street, I'd probably be too pussy to say hi.

If I met the chick from Ohio, I might say hi. No way I'd even think of hitting it. She actually looks like a female 'Mikey' from American Chopper, last pic I saw of her.

[TheSolipsist]

nobody else wants to share their stories??? i thought i'd have twice the response by now. There have to be more brutal stories out there...

[Tossed Salad]

It was some guy named Ted. Never knew what came of him, but he sure gummed nuts really well.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

my story is a little on the long side, so hang in there:

my first crush was probably in Kindergarten, with this cute little girl named Lisa, and i would hope every day that we could play house in the stupid Fisher Price kiddie house set in the classroom. of course, nothing ever materialized between her and i, but being 4 years old, i wasn't expecting anything to. it's not like i knew wut to do with a girl at that age. so nothing happened.

my next crush happened in the 3rd grade with a Puerto Rican girl named Eileen. i was in love as soon as i walked in the classroom and saw her. i was lucky enough to get seated right next to her, so we became friends. we'd help each out with classwork, talk abour our lives, and all that stuff.

one time, she was bouncing up and down in her chair, and i asked her what she was doing, to which she answered "I'm pretending to hump Jose," a kid in another class she obviously had a crush on (and do i have to state that he was Hispanic too?). so of course, i was crestfallen because she liked another guy and not me. i kept my feelings for her a secret, until it slipped out during a conversation with another friend in my class. he ran off and ended up telling EVERY GUY IN THE CLASS, and the next day they all tried to get me to ask her out, but i refused. we were in the third grade, where were we gonna go on a date to, Chuck E. Cheese, for chrissakes? so when i refused to go up to her, one of the guys went over to her lunch table and told her. she gets up, calls out, "Glenn, you like me?" i look up from my lunch, mouth full, totally terrified, and run for the bathroom, where i hid like a little pussy. surprisingly, nothing of it was ever mentioned of it for the rest of the year. i had one last chance to go up to her and tell her how i felt that May before she left for a trip to Puerto Rico for the rest of the school year. unfortunately, i never acted on my chance, and she left. i didn't know if she was coming back in September or not. turns out, she did come back in September. but we were in different classes then, and we never had the same class for the rest of elementary school.

well i got to middle school at 13 years old, still harboring deep feelings for her. my best friend, whom i had told about my crush, tells me that he goes to the same church Eileen went to, and said that he would try to get her phone number for me. he gets her number, and comes over to call her from my house. me, still being the pussy who bottles his feelings up, refuses to talk to her. he hangs up after talking to her for a while and trying unsuccessfully to get me to talk to her. when i ask to give me her number, he refuses, for some strange reason. i ask him for her number a week later, and he tells me he lost it. in fact, i only found out a few months ago - 8 years after the fact - that it was all a lie. Eileen never went to the same church he went to, nor did he ever have her phone number, which is why he refused to give it to me and conveniently "lost" it. he thought keeping this little ruse of his up for so long, that i would keep hope of actually being with her someday. but i didn't need my BEST FRIEND to lie to me for YEARS to keep hope that i might see her again. some best friend, right?

throughout middle school, i could have gone out with many girls, but refused. i was so in love with Eileen, i refused to have anything else to do with any other girls. this often left me susceptible to other kids calling me "gay" or circulating fake love letters from the more ugly girls in the school written to me. i did have a mild crush on a girl in the middle school, a girl named Rebecca, but again, nothing materialized because i was torn between my love for Eileen and my hopes of moving on.

i reached high school, and i finally encounter Eileen once again. we end up having French class together, but then she stops showing up to that class. turns out, she had her classes changed, which happens in high school, it wasn't necessarily about me. we did end up passing each other in the hallways each day, trading glances. so the next year, our sophomore year, we end up in English class together. finally, i work up the nerve to do something about the situation. i start writing poems to her, which she professed to like. so then i try writing her a love letter, confessing all my feelings to her (and even explaining my best friends actions pertaining to her, but since she never met him, she had no idea what i was referring to). finally we end up talking, but instead of anything happening, she "lets me down easy." yup. turns out she "loves her boyfriend very much" and doesn't want to leave him. i knew she had a boyfriend from some of the class discussions, she admitted once that they argued a lot, which gave me hope that she would leave him for me. it crushes me. no, it DESTROYED me. i was shattered, sitting out gym class that day, sitting on the bleachers with tears welling up in my eyes. but i had yet another chance that June before the school year ended. this time i just wanted to talk to her, to sit down with her and admit the 8 years of hell i had been through. so i came to class that day, even though it was Finals Week and i was done with finals, so i didn't even need to be there. i timed it perfectly that i would run into her in the hallway, and i gave her one last letter, asking her to meet me in the cafeteria the following Monday, the last week of school. i showed up that Monday and waited in the near-empty cafeteria until the vice principal came in and ordered everyone to go to class. she never showed up that day. that summer, my father had planned a trip to Scotland that i was gonna blow off in the odd chance that she would spend the two weeks my family was gone with me. hell, we would have had my whole house to ourselves for TWO WHOLE WEEKS. but she never showed, and any hopes of a blissfully erotic summer totally dashed.

the next school year, my junior year, we ended up in a class together again, which was sheer torture. i tried speaking to her again, but she just gave me the whole "boyfriend" excuse all over again like a broken fucking record. we'd still trade glances from across the room. i started skipping that class, it hurt too much. bitter and enraged, i even tried calling O&A on my birthday/Valentine's Day to give her a big F U and hope that she chokes on her boyfriend's dick, but they never got around to me (and people wonder why i hate my birthday). i ended up dropping out of high school my senior year. she wasn't the only reason i dropped out, but she was a big reason. i just couldn't take walking those hallways with her. i hated her for having a fucking boyfriend, i hated myself for bottling up my feelings and not acting on them until it was too late, and hell, i hated everyone. i just couldn't take it anymore, so i dropped out of high school.

lucky for me, the school let me come back the next year and finish up, which was a relief because she wasn't there and i didn't have to live with my misery. the year i had off, i took up boxing training, so by the time i came back to high school, i no longer hated my awful body. no she's gone, and good riddance.

would i go out with her if i got the chance? honestly? HELL NO. that bitch caused me so much mental grief. hell, i even know where she lives today, thanks to the Internet. but i'm never planning on seeing her again, i just looked up her address out of angry curiosity. i know she turns 21 in a few weeks, so i hope she's become a stereotypical Puerto Rican and had five kids by now, that fucking bitch. she could have been with me, a genius writer who has five-hour erections and actually has a chance of getting out of New Jersey and having a successful, meaningful life. but instead, she picks the guy with the "nice car" who will never leave the shithole town we grew up in. her fucking loss. while she's probably bussing her kids to school in a minivan, i'll be writing scripts to feature films and banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.

[Got One?]

wow thta was long.... i gave up after "my story is a little...". but i read the last few words, and it sounded good.

[TheSolipsist]

GlenTheTool...That story is great man, I like to write as well, that is very well formulated and i gave that story a 9.5.

I failed out of my freshman year of a very prestige private high school becuase of the mental anguish my crush cuased me, fustrated of my non-advances, i could never concentrate in school, causing me to fail out. i thought i was absolutely in love with her, and that my only focus in life should be towards her, trying my hardest to work up the courage to tell her...but i couldn't...and it's not just about rejection, or wanting to keep hope or maintain an illusion/fantasy, it was about the fact that i convinced myself that there would be a better time that i could tell her everything, and she just couldn't say "no."

And I would say the exact same thing too, "she chose the 'jock'." cuase i'm kinda of geek. "she chose the guy with a car" cuase at the time i didn't have one. "she chose the guy with money" cuase at the time i didn't have a job. Truth was, it was me, i was a pussy.

Remember back when O&A started on XM and some guy, i believe his name was Mat/Mike the pussy, it's the Same exact thing man. I chose to be the best friend, i chose to go out of my way cause i could, cuase she knew i would. And all she just wanted was an asshole who could be nice to her, cuase he didnt have to be. Same thing happened with my current girlfriend too, we broke up cuase I was being too nice to her, cuase i actually gave a shit about her, ya know. Now, I don't know how to feel about her, so i just maintain my emotional distance from her, and have her back. Why do i have her back? Cuase these two girls fucked me up so bad, i don't trust women anymore, i don't give a rats fucking ass about them, cuase they don't give a shit about us. They want us to be, how they want us to be. Well fuck that, fuck them...i maybe respectful towards women, but i don't treat them any nicer than i would any other person. So i started to treat my chick like she was the piece of shit that she WAS at the time, and so...guess who came crawling back. Now I'm the ASSHOLE who treats women like shit, and when i'm nice, they listen a little closer, and pay a little more attention.

People may call me psycho but women are fuckin schizophrenic.

Here's a little advice to u guys out there who go out of ur ways to show ur chicks love, Don't. Just show her love, don't get me wrong, but don't go out of ur way. And if she says she needs a little space...Dis-a-fuckin'-pear, dissapear. cuase the moment ur not within a arms reach, she'll come lookin' and wondering why (and maybe a little mad too) of why ur ignoring them. Then u put them in their place by sayin' "U sed u needed some space" so they get the picture of how they're just this emotionally complex person. She'll love ya a lot more for it. Trust me. They may hate u now, but they'll love ya in ten minutes...bunch of fucking SCHIZO'S!!!!ugh!!!

Wow...I really went out there. Sorry for the ramblin'. Carry on....

[Bunny™]

Here's mine..
I started junior high in Weymouth in 1989, and met a girl I fell head-over-ass for. Her name was Jackie, and was just a natural beauty..with a touch of the tomboyishness that attracts boys just entering thier teens.
We were in most of the same classes in seventh grade, so it wasn't too hard to find a reason to talk to her. Jesus Christ, I would find stupid reasons to talk to her, even if I had nothing to say (which was just about always)..but she was the only attractive girl who would break off a conversation with her friends just to talk to me as I was passing her locker in the hallway.
Unfortunately, I never had the balls to even ask her for her phone number..despite the fact that she lived near some of my friends not too far from my neighborhood. I never asked her to any dances that were held at the local church gymnasium, even though I would show up with my dumb hormonal friends..I remember standing with my group of buddies off to one side of the gym, and praying that she would walk in...but it never happened. A friend of mine who lived on the same block as her, but went to a different school (crazy Catholic) kept pushing me to just ask her to go out, because she had asked him if I was a friend of his (she had seen me at his house) and asked if I was always as funny as I was in school (Nobody thought I was funny, just annoying and obnoxoius... holy shit, I really was a dumb pussy).
Eighth grade began, and I was building up the sac to ask for her number..or a date to see the new Batman movie...anything. I remember walking up to her locker just before her social studies class, and making fun of the teacher and making her laugh. I walked to my algebra class, and she walked out of my life.
After not seeing her for 2 weeks I started asking my friends where she was..nobody knew a thing, and I was too goddamn embarassed to ask any of her close friends, because deep in my heart I knew the answer...She was gone for good and I blew it.
Later on in high school, I heard that she moved to Tuscon with her family.
This is only the second time I've told this poingant little story....almost 15 years later.
And I still remember her.

[ShaunC1000]

This girl Tara in 5th grade, I was always too afraid to talk to her.. I found out in 12th grade she already had 2 kids and dropped out in 11th grade. I guess it was good that I never got to know her :)

[Hudson]

Mom thought she was being cute by inviting Kate over today for lunch. Which was totally embarassing....her hot, "Looking for a guy" ass, and my disgusting ass at a table. Can You say with an uneasy drool: "you look great?"

[THE FEZ MAN]

I had several crushes in elementary school but since I was a fat titted nothing I got no ware. My first total crush started in 7th grade, with a girl named Melissa. I fawned over her for YEARS buying her shit driving her around you know the typical “guy friend” bullshit. That shit went on till our junior year in high school (that’s when I discovered my other crush, and lost a ton of weight) I finally told her how I felt and that I wanted to go steady. Of course she told me that “I don’t feel that way about you” bull shit. So I cut all ties with her for over a year. My senior year she got stuck in the same class with me and then the bull shit started all over again, that went on for another year till she found out I was fucking some one else then all of a sudden she changed her mind and wanted to go out with me, I got to turn the tables on her , after a second base make out session with her, I went over to her house with my girl friend to pick up her car to work on it. the look on her face was priceless. To make every thing even worse we still hung out after high school, one night she gets way too drunk and then she tells me that “she always loved me” and wanted me to fuck her. I didn’t do it. Till this day I kick my self in the ass for not banging the shit out her that night. that’s ok she got marred and invited me to her wedding, she was married for less than six months.
My other hard core crush was a chick named Skye I followed her around like a puppy for years I even got her a job at the photo shop that I worked at. I got to 3dr base with her but I never went all the way, because I didn’t think that she wanted too. That led to another couple years of following her around like a little puppy never having the balls to fuck her. Once again one night out drinking she hits me with the “I want to fuck right now” line, and once again I didn’t do it but this time it was because I had a steady girl friend that I was living with and couldn’t bring myself to do it. She now lives in Australia and is married we used to e mail every now and then but I lost my old address and my contact list, fucking prodigy. I would still nail them if given the chance. Oh and I forgot to mention that every time I lost out to sum total scumbag who wasn’t even that good looking, (not that I’m gay I’m just saying that the other guys just weren’t as attractive or well off as me I had jobs, cars, and clothes just a little mule)

[IDontCare05]

Alright well it this crush was actaully from 7th grade and this girl named Devon who was hot then and now even hotter now, that I had a crush on for a long time. We were "friends" but it never went past that. We had classes together all throughout grade and middle school and were pretty close friends. High school came around but we didn't keep in touch as much but we talked to each other once and awile. My senior year her and I exchanged yearbooks to sign for old time sakes to say goodbye, and what she wrote for me made me really upset. She basically told me that she had the biggest crush on me in the 7th grade but failed to mention that until my senior year. I was pretty upset about that. I wanted this girl so bad and she had the nerve to tell me this later on and not then and there. I guess it was my fault for not asking her... :icon_sad:

[Got One?]

here's another question...after u explain ur crush....if u met them again down the road, would hook up with them now, or would u still chicken out?

i personally wouldn't...but how 'bout u guys and gals.

well...unfortunately, angela's engaged now. but we went to the metallica concert last year. just as hot as ever. but even moreso now, because it's one of those "you KNOW you can't have it" situations.

[Got One?]

haha you konw what i've noticed??? every single post here, is the EXACT SAME STORY.... with different names and ages.

time for me to buckle up....

[TheSolipsist]

i wouldn't say it's the EXACT same story, but most stories are very similar, i mean that's why they're crushes. They never materialize into anything, otherwise they would be our first true loves and we'd still be with them *Shudder*.

let's keep it going people. more stories. these are fun to read, esp after a few beers....

[TheSolipsist]

i guess this thread is done, thanks for the great read guys.