O&a Listening Thread 9-02-05

[Jimmy's Dignity]

5'6", 174lbs...light skindeded black guy...probation...

consentual sex with a 17 year old stepdaughter

[Seth]

attempted **** of a 20-something yo woman

[JoeyDVDZ]

Just woke up, what a great bit! They getting this from perverted justice?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

jimmy is on fire today

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I love Jimmy's lil' kid voice...Momma the maracastsh make me hurt in my bottom

[Seth]

Anthony won cuz he's the only one who took the game seriously- fucking sicko!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

www.mapsexoffenders.com

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Edit: Nevermind....BAM beat me to it

[TheBattleVirus]

And another site to add to the favorites

[Life Hack]

There's one chick in my neighborhood... eyuch!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

damn... no sex offenders by me...

[JPetrucci23]

wow that site is getting hammered right now

[bobdole]

I got one one town over, but now the site is slow so It a pain in the ass to keep looking

[JoeyDVDZ]

Holy shit.... they have a sattelite view on that site, and I am able to see my house sorta! I never saw a shot of my place from a sattelite before!

btw, there's one sex offender living in the development around the corner from me! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif Should I out him?

How do I get the info on the offender from the site?

[SteveSteele]

Jimmy gets 'em.

[Schnauzer]

Lmao

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oh jesus.... here we go again.... he cant even do it...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahhahaha, he can't even do it....just laughing his ass off

[JPetrucci23]

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[Life Hack]

Oh, you stink!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

phenominal

ramone

[dredpiratrobert]

Fucking great. Jimmy rocks.

[JPetrucci23]

i am laughing the same EXACT way lil jimmy is

[Life Hack]

i am laughing the same EXACT way lil jimmy is

me too

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i just spit out my skoal laughing

[timmykidd2104]

Ramone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cromwell]

Jimmy just cannot do this without laughing!

[JPetrucci23]

why is this SO FUCKING FUNNY!?

[Carl Spackler]

this is too funny.. steve from Yellowstone is going to be a great bit

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Steve from Jellystone is fucking hilarious...this is my new favorite bit ever!!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

here comes ben calling next

[Mavprick]

Steve from Yellowstone always hysterical! Jimmy rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[khemystri]

Hardest laugh ever listening to O&A!!!!

[JPetrucci23]

once they said "where did jimmy go?" i knew it was coming

[tjchr3]

god damn, fucking jimmy laughing so hard he couldnt even say anything absolutely my new favorite bit, God damn

[Life Hack]

I can't wait to hear that again in 4 hours

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i called it ben was next

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahha

[JPetrucci23]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha oooooh man. what a way to end an amazing week of o&a

[The O&A Van]

i don't think this ones getting old for a while

[Carl Spackler]

bens laugh cracks me up

[Cromwell]

Ben from Boston - his impression is insane!

[Mavprick]

I hope he does Frenchie!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

so is frenchy going to call now?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh god....he suggests we find his home phone number and call him? Yikes

[Life Hack]

So where's that phone # all ready????

[Deano]

holy shit I've got a sex offender that lives 2 minutes away from me!

[The O&A Van]

fuck, with the roll theyve been on since yesterday they should stay on this weekend

[JPetrucci23]

this week has brought us two very very funny bits, the steve's hybrid car & now jimmy calling in. wow. i love this fuckin show

[muffdiver]

Booooooooooo Boooooooooooo Sucks Ass

[The O&A Van]

can't forget the psycho intern

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahah, Eric from Breathtown

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Eric from Breathtown....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[JoeyDVDZ]

Erik from Breathtown.... LO F'ING L!!!!

[Mavprick]

breath town bawahahahahahaha!

[JPetrucci23]

very true! plus i visited the studio on tuesday. great great week. haha another one!

[The O&A Van]

ramooooooooon!! it does not get any older

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahhaha, a Gary Glitter computer reference!

[deadfruitvirus]

Steve from Jellystone is fucking hilarious...this is my new favorite bit ever!!!!

You cartoon watching ass! Jellystone is the park where Yogi Bear lives.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahha, bring me a cover band!

[JPetrucci23]

"im absolutely crying here!"

[The O&A Van]

thats bomb...i went with pete the intern when he held the sign outside and was supposed to put icy hot on his balls

[TheAngryGolfer]

steve from yellowstone > *

lil jimmy leaves the studio and turns into steve frome yellowstone like a superhero

[JPetrucci23]

thats bomb...i went with pete the intern when he held the sign outside and was supposed to put icy hot on his balls


ahhh, nice. yeah i was talking w/ pete about it on tuesday

[muffdiver]

Today I Learned That Jimmy Loves Ramon!!!!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

That sex offender google site doesn't have NJ listed as an option to search in!

Ah, New Jersey is coming soon, but not yet mapped. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I love the "private conversation at the end of the show" bit too..."anybody have a money clip?" Fucking funny...

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

You cartoon watching ass! Jellystone is the park where Yogi Bear lives.
Wait...what? Yeah I know...what the hell are you talking about?

[deadfruitvirus]

Wait...what? Yeah I know...what the hell are you talking about?

Because he's Steve from Yellowstone.

[The O&A Van]

i thought that too...wouldnt they want to say steve from jellystone?
it's still funny though

[SteveSteele]

Reply?....Anyone?

[rUK]

Could someone PLEASE explain what's with Tom brady doing coke and Mr. Ben sparks?

It's the only reference I don't get :icon_sad:

[The O&A Van]

ben is from boston and tom brady is the qb for the patriots

[Seth]

ben is from boston and tom brady is the qb for the patriots
And Ben always has celebrity gossip, like "dude, I was doing coke with Tom Brady and he said..."

[The O&A Van]

oh shit man, i missed the coke part of your post, my bad...i don't know what the cocain part is

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Jetson car = always funny

[JPetrucci23]

ill be here for the beginning of the replay

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Because he's Steve from Yellowstone.
Ah...I didn't even realize...I must have just been associating the bear reference in my head. Damn, I must have some horrible repressed memory of a **** while Yogi bear was on and I didn't even no it.

Smarter than the average Pedofile...

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

know*

[Jimmy's Dignity]

it is scary looking shit down there...one of my buddies may be going down there to survey the damage to their oil pipelines

[wetandstickyjim]

I saw more fat people at DisneyWorld than anywhere ever before.

[XMScott]

I missed the 1st 45 minutes

I for one enjoy hearing this type of radio, from them, nobody else

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahaha....residents of Greenwich walking around like this. There is maybe one small area of Greenwich where there is anyone who looks like the pictures from New Orleans

[dredpiratrobert]

Let's see.
The problem: "Nothing" is being done. Wait, now it's not "nothing." It's "not enough."
The cause: Because it's a bunch of poor, black people. If it were rich, white people, they would magically be able to rescue them.
The solution: Do Something.

Brilliance here. Thank God for Bill Burr and the end of the show.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I missed the 1st 45 minutes

I for one enjoy hearing this type of radio, from them, nobody else

Dude, that link at the bottom of your page is for real? Just clicking/reading a Stern Sucks link gets $$$ to Katrina? Who foots the bill for that?

[XMScott]

No, click the google ad's on the top of the page

Google gives a few cents per click or something, I dont know. Its not my site. I asked the web host who owns that image host if he was down with the idea.

He was overly excited to do it.
Asked Wackbag also, got no response.........

[JoeyDVDZ]

I actually like the idea of some secret gov't study being conducted to see what a town would do if the shit hit the fan and help was "tardy" in arriving.... strikes me as very "X-Files".

[knoodler]

anyone else watching the scene on tv right now staged by bush - this has officially become a movie like ant said

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yeah, I wonder how much longer until the "real conspiracy theorists" show up on CNN or FOX News. Shall be a lot of fun to hear those guys

FEMA stinks and I don't like em; we can help save the Asian sex-slave trade from the tsunami, meanwhile we can't even do a damned thing for New Orleans

[SteveSteele]

Reply?....Anyone?

Reply...I am a fuckin' tool. It's REPLAY, you ass hat. Someone car crash me.
:icon_redf

[Seth]

Let's see.
The problem: "Nothing" is being done. Wait, now it's not "nothing." It's "not enough."
The cause: Because it's a bunch of poor, black people. If it were rich, white people, they would magically be able to rescue them.
The solution: Do Something.

Brilliance here. Thank God for Bill Burr and the end of the show.

So what's going on in New Orleans and the surrounding areas is acceptable to you? What's your argument??

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, "I am a faaancy and important man and you are a nothing!" Jimmy is awesome

[JPetrucci23]

jimmy is too fuckin funny

[The O&A Van]

so what do you guys think is gonna happen when jimmy leaves

[JPetrucci23]

so what do you guys think is gonna happen when jimmy leaves

i dont like to think about that

[The O&A Van]

haha my gf just cheated on me and i think jimy leaving is going to be more devastating

[JPetrucci23]

hahahahahhahaha good luck Mr. Bro

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahaha, good luck Mr. Bro

I think we see a flood of special guests...they'll be okay, not like they didn't do the show without him before:)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahhahaha good luck Mr. Bro
Jesus fucking christ, we did it again!! :icon_eek:

[JPetrucci23]

hahahahaha, good luck Mr. Bro

I think we see a flood of special guests...they'll be okay, not like they didn't do the show without him before:)


dude we GOTTA stop doing that.... its getting gay!

[JPetrucci23]

btw the definition of irony link in your sig was a big hit when i sent that link around to my friends

[The O&A Van]

the pests are taking over the world...i think if somebody assaulted the media in N.O. it would automatically win sept.-dec.

"Well here we have many starving refugees at the superdo..."
"O&A PARTY ROOOOCK"


...too soon?

[timmykidd2104]

hahahahaha, good luck Mr. Bro

I think we see a flood of special guests...they'll be okay, not like they didn't do the show without him before:)

will they be FANCY special guests or COMMON special guests? patrice, vos, colin, bill burr, lazlow are good guests, but they aren't FANCY.

[JPetrucci23]

i would LOVE for them to have Bob Saget in for a week. hes hilarious.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

dude we GOTTA stop doing that.... its getting gay!Yeah..but at least I'm right behind you :action-sm Just don't push back.

Yeah, I saw that link and immediately had to put it where I knew people would enjoy it :clap: :clap:

[The O&A Van]

Vos is fancy in his own "offering candy at a playground" way

[JPetrucci23]

Yeah..but at least I'm right behind you :action-sm Just don't push back.

Yeah, I saw that link and immediately had to put it where I knew people would enjoy it :clap: :clap:


the only way this can work is if I at LEAST get the reach around :icon_eek:

[The O&A Van]

There's a huge dealership in the DC area called Koons ford/toyota/....

seeing as this is the chocolate city it gets some laughs

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm a good egg, I'll hook you up...either that or fold the pillow over in front of you so you can fuck that :icon_redf

[tstlkevanilla]

This caller has a point..

[Jimmy's Dignity]

There's a huge dealership in the DC area called Koons ford/toyota/....

seeing as this is the chocolate city it gets some laughs
Ahem...WHY HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN A PICTURE YET?!?!? :action-sm

[The O&A Van]

haha good point

[JPetrucci23]

I'm a good egg, I'll hook you up...either that or fold the pillow over in front of you so you can fuck that :icon_redf


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this is where this convo is heading :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha...yeah, I've always been over the line...but that's what makes this board perfect for me:)

[JoeyDVDZ]

Ahem...WHY HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN A PICTURE YET?!?!? :action-sm

Man, every time I see one of your posts, all I can think is "Emma Watson is almost there..... Emma Watson is almost there....." You gotta change your freakin avatar, man!!!!! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif

[JPetrucci23]

man, this place is fuckin great.

have the b-b-boys said if they are off on monday? i assume they are.

[JPetrucci23]

hahahah the wall of "HOLY SHIT" thats pretty funny

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha....the wall of Holy Shit!!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're going to be enjoying their own backyard BBQ's

Joey, I think I post so I can see my own avatar too :icon_mrgr

[Seth]

the ebay auction link is finally up on http://opieandanthony.com/

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahah the wall of "HOLY SHIT" thats pretty funny
Ah jesus... :icon_wink

[JPetrucci23]

dude.....................

[The O&A Van]

Ding Ding

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, they're so poor and so black

[JPetrucci23]

i thought i had a double post there for a second. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA "so poor, and soo black"

[dredpiratrobert]

So what's going on in New Orleans and the surrounding areas is acceptable to you? What's your argument??

My argument? I don't care that they talked about it. They have to. It's part of the flow of the show.

I never said that what's going on in New Orleans is acceptable or not. I'm not there. I know little about disaster responses. Don't do the "so what you're saying is..." bullshit to put words in my mouth.

My argument is essentially that, while I got no problem with them being serious, their actual commentary and analysis completely stinks. It's all emotional and cynical and coming from knowing only bits and pieces of news. They attack critics all the time for not knowing the whole story.

Anyway, to end the post I will say MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

So poor, so black = so fired?

[JPetrucci23]

What. The. Fuck.

[The O&A Van]

It would cost less to take amtrak from NY-DC than to drive...yikes

[JoeyDVDZ]

Joey, I think I post so I can see my own avatar too :icon_mrgr

You didn't really HAVE to take the lovely Emma away! I was merely commenting! Bring her back, give me something to enjoy!!!!

[Seth]

My argument? I don't care that they talked about it. They have to. It's part of the flow of the show.



I never said that what's going on in New Orleans is acceptable or not. I'm not there. I know little about disaster responses. Don't do the "so what you're saying is..." bullshit to put words in my mouth.



My argument is essentially that, while I got no problem with them being serious, their actual commentary and analysis completely stinks. It's all emotional and cynical and coming from knowing only bits and pieces of news. They attack critics all the time for not knowing the whole story.



Anyway, to end the post I will say MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Thank you. Was it so hard to say what your problem was instead of just fucking complaining?? It took you over half a dozen posts and over 4 hours. Next time, write your opinion, not just a half-formed complaint. Then you won't hear a peep from me. Btw, I love your name. Great underrated movie.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yeah, and you gotta love the fact that the EPA et al aren't going to let refineries get built in the middle of nowhere Arizona...gas is gonna be stupid expensive for the next 3 months...even when shit gets fixed and ready, they won't lower their prices to where they were before the hurricane

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You didn't really HAVE to take the lovely Emma away! I was merely commenting! Bring her back, give me something to enjoy!!!!
She's still there, don't worry! :action-sm

Or can't you see her? :icon_eek:

[The O&A Van]

Speaking of the need to preserve gas..this just in from E-Lo...

"Don't forget, NASCAR can be found on XM 144 and 145"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hmm...ya know, if a bunch of Meth-heads and heroin addicts are the ones who eventually die out, it would be kind of nice

[JPetrucci23]

She's still there, don't worry! :action-sm

Or can't you see her? :icon_eek:

shes still there, dont you worry.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/3889/judgedredd020if.jpg

[dredpiratrobert]

Thank you. Was it so hard to say what your problem was instead of just fucking complaining?? It took you over half a dozen posts and over 4 hours. Next time, write your opinion, not just a half-formed complaint. Then you won't hear a peep from me. Btw, I love your name. Great underrated movie.

On one hand, blow me, dickbag. Wackbag isn't exactly my first priority. It's a priority, just not the first. I don't mind hearing a peep from you. Peep all you want. Sometimes a final conclusion needs a back and forth, especially on message boards.

On the other hand, never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

[JoeyDVDZ]

On one hand, blow me, dickbag. Wackbag isn't exactly my first priority. It's a priority, just not the first. I don't mind hearing a peep from you. Peep all you want. Sometimes a final conclusion needs a back and forth, especially on message boards.

On the other hand, never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

That's Ms. Dickbag to you, sir! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif

[The O&A Van]

alright boys have a good weekend

[JPetrucci23]

alright boys have a good weekend


take it easy

[Seth]

I peep. Its what I do. Its... ALL I do.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Hey Seth, you got invited to blow him! Is that about the best offer you've gotten this week? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/lol.gif

[Seth]

No, One With Dog offered to marry me.

EDIT: oops, he just wants to make little bastard children... my bad.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I peep. Its what I do. Its... ALL I do.
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/9081/peeps1pg.jpg :action-sm :action-sm

Edit: Fuck, I just realized that those are slippers

[JPetrucci23]

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/9081/peeps1pg.jpg :action-sm :action-sm

Edit: Fuck, I just realized that those are slippers



i dont even want to know where you got that from!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Google Image search rules...that and I'm bored

[Ballbuster1]

You should have chosen these:http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/images/about/peeps_all_seasons/peep15.jpg :action-sm

[JPetrucci23]

Google Image search rules...that and I'm bored

yeah im bored outta my mind. i have NO work to do, but i get outta here real soon for the holiday

[Ballbuster1]

We closed up the shop at noon. Fuck work.Time to relax.

[JPetrucci23]

in fact..... time to get the fuck outta here now. take it easy guys.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

see ya Petru...I'm still stuck here until like 5...this job sucks

[JoeyDVDZ]

I love Bombs & Flubs! That's one of the best things the interns have added to the show thus far.

[chopsueychris]

What is the site to play ou rown sex offenders game?

[Chapel]

damn, there's no chicks near me from the sexoffender site.

according to the Mass registry, there are no women sex offenders in MA and over half of them are in Lynn.

[MarshmallowRain]

At the end of the show opie said that they would be alive again sometime next week, so does that mean they'll have a four day weekend?

[Ballbuster1]

At the end of the show opie said that they would be alive again sometime next week, so does that mean they'll have a four day weekend?Yeah, I caught that too. He didn't say Tuesday.

[Shaggz]

I just heard a promo on Open Road that theyll be back live Wednesday day sept. 7th.
figures...

[rahrah]

Anybody know the site they were using for the sex offenders? ( I know its probably in there but I am not searching 30 pages of posts)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://mapsexoffenders.com/

[rahrah]

thanks jd

[Rotgut68]

http://mapsexoffenders.com/

Are any of you guys having trouble viewing this site? I keep getting that the maps api key registration has changed to another site. I can't figure it out.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

it was fine on my work computer...my compy at home says that it uses some sort of mapping program that I don't have

[CM Mark]

try www.mapsexoffenders.com

the other way didn't work for me, but that way did. Only two in my town, but on isn't mapped.

[prozac]

At the end of the show opie said that they would be alive again sometime next week, so does that mean they'll have a four day weekend?

Really enjoyed todays show....Norton attacks,sex offender game,Ramone call,
all were some of the highlights. Now it seems as if they are off on Mon. but I guess they will be live on Tues?

[GravyMaster]

Now it seems as if they are off on Mon. but I guess they will be live on Tues?
I would take it as a given that they are off on monday. I would expect them back on Tuesday, but who knows. I am still thinking of the 'NEW days when I think of their vacation time so I always think of the worst possible date for them to be back.

[prozac]

I would take it as a given that they are off on monday. I would expect them back on Tuesday, but who knows. I am still thinking of the 'NEW days when I think of their vacation time so I always think of the worst possible date for them to be back.

True my friend....at the very least, either wackbag or thier website will give us an official date.

[RIPChester&Rudy]

Lucky bastards, I have to work on labor day. Hopefully after this we get a good 4 weeks of 5 days worth of shows. When Hoo hoo goes to sirius in 4 months the battle between the shows should be interesting.