I am such an asshole, there is a website devoted to me.

[John Kerry]

http://www.myneighborisanasshole.tk/h :clap:


My obese, chainsmoking, single welfare mother nieghboor can't figure out why the cops keep busting her apartment parties at 4am while they are in the middle of their Karaoke. It's just not right....so they made a website to vent about their injustice. :action-sm

[d0uche_n0zzle]

4 AM? I call bravo sierra. Midnight if they're still going a call would be made if it was bothering me.

[John Kerry]

4 AM? I call bravo sierra. Midnight if they're still going a call would be made if it was bothering me.


I call at midnight....the cops get there at 3-4. This is San Diego, lot of partying going on at night. I called once and was on hold for 20 minutes, on a tuesday morning.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

That sucks, but it isn't a priority so no gives a fuck. Get some crazy glue and glue their mailbox lock, that way they'll have no money to party.

[John Kerry]

That sucks, but it isn't a priority so no gives a fuck. Get some crazy glue and glue their mailbox lock, that way they'll have no money to party.


The bill collectors call 3X a day to her old apartment which now houses my other (cool) neighboor. Just found out there was a crack pipe found on the premises recently too. Will pro'ly get worse before it gets better. But at least I will have the joy of one day seeing them hit their "bottom". :clap:

[cherry popsicle]

When I try to access the site it says page not found.

[kid afrika]

Worked fine for me. Not all that interesting though.

[Dark Reyule]

Nice pixelated pic of middle fingers. Was that a 1.5 megapixel camera... I love the site bro!

[BCH]

hahahahahahah! I was viewing this backward for a few minutes. you ARE the asshole. That's funny shit. Agent Fox And Agent Star? What the fuck is wrong with these people? Your only option seems to be to move the fuck out.

I think we should submit our own stories.

[Glenn Dandy]

posting here blew their bandwidth, their probably going wow! our site popular.lol

Renting sux, I am lucky i rent off some dude i know and have all old ladys around me. Smells like cookies:)

[John Kerry]

Nice pixelated pic of middle fingers. Was that a 1.5 megapixel camera... I love the site bro!

I didn't make the site. it was madfe about me.

[Jef Leppard]

.... have all old ladys around me....

lucky fella

[John Kerry]

I have meth heads and dorp outs all around me. And some shits who live in their car and crap and drop tampons and condoms out the window then move over to the next parking spot as if the pads will pick themselves up. There is a public bathroom 50 yards away. Where is a hurricane when you need one? :icon_sad:

[hiv_bag]

I have a meth dealer living two doors down from me to the left, and an unemployed, timebomb of a sociopath living next door to the right. The dealer's door has been busted down several times (we've even had armed suspects running through our properties on this block, being pursued by police), while continuing to deny any involvement in illegal activities...even though you can SMELL the acetone in the air sometimes. Fuckin scumbag, letting those shit head addicts into this suburb.

The psycho who lives right next door is 30 years old and has never moved away from home. Yesterday he knocked on my door five times and demanded that I hand over the pizza coupons that the mailman had dropped in my mailbox. He then went into a 30 minute diatribe about how much he hated working at Dunn Lumber, and how he won't commute thirty minutes to get $15 an hour full time (despite the fact that this fucker doesn't pay rent or any other expenses while he leeches off of his parents). He also likes to have arguments with my truck, like Travis fuckin' Bickel standing up for himself in the mirror.

They're both totally worthless, and I hope they're both killed in some freak accident.

[the_b]

http://www.northparkgang.tk/
ho. ly. SHIT.
this is their "gang's" homepage.
it's so sad! they're a collection of lonely nerds and fat girls that refer to themselves as a gang and give each other nicknames that begin with "agent."
this site should be featured under the entry for "douche chills" in the OApedia.

btw, they ALL have links to their myspace profiles. i havent been yet, but i'm sure more weak attempts to be funny and crazy will be featured.

[savethewave]

"So apparently I can't have anyone over at any time, because if he complains one more time until October, the matter becomes civil and I get fined."

PLEEEASE call and complain again, right at the end of September!

"Agent Star..." "Agent Asia..." what a bunch of faux-rebel Hot topic shopper jagoffs!

[John Kerry]

http://www.northparkgang.tk/
ho. ly. SHIT.
this is their "gang's" homepage.
it's so sad! they're a collection of lonely nerds and fat girls that refer to themselves as a gang and give each other nicknames that begin with "agent."
this site should be featured under the entry for "douche chills" in the OApedia.

btw, they ALL have links to their myspace profiles. i havent been yet, but i'm sure more weak attempts to be funny and crazy will be featured.


You and the previous poster hit the nail on the head. Fat fucking EMO losers. The yhave since decorated their door with hand written masking tape messages "The Horrors of Tim Burton Reside Here" and "Crime Scene".

God I pray for a fire. As I run out I will move all the garbage they have left on our (shared) patio and push it up against the door.

They had some golfer (the kind with no other golfer friends, the most harmless variety) over at their last party that tried to stare me down as I talked with the cops. Being a firearms "enthusiast" I hope he walks into my apartment one day on accident. :clap:

[legal disclaimer: everything above is said in satire]