Anti-**** Condom

[whoisisthis]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050831/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_safrica_**** :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:
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LEINMOND, South Africa (Reuters) - A South African inventor unveiled a new anti-**** female condom on Wednesday that hooks onto an attacker's penis and aims to cut one of the highest rates of sexual assault in the world....

"Nothing has ever been done to help a woman so that she does not get ***** and I thought it was high time," Sonette Ehlers, 57, said of the "rapex", a device worn like a tampon that has sparked controversy in a country used to daily reports of violent crime....

Ehlers said the "rapex" hooks onto the rapist's skin, allowing the victim time to escape and helping to identify perpetrators....

The device, made of latex and held firm by shafts of sharp barbs, can only be removed from the man through surgery which will alert hospital staff, and ultimately, the police, she said.

[Buster H]

that's fucking creepy. How am I going to get laid now?

[LiddyRules]

Looks like the VC were onto something.

[Abysmul]

that's fucking creepy. How am I going to get laid now?
Well, i don't think they came up with the anti-**** butt plug yet. :icon_wink

[Buster H]

Well, i don't think they came up with the anti-**** butt plug yet. :icon_wink
Good point! I guess I have a few years left then! ass :action-sm

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Well, i don't think they came up with the anti-**** butt plug yet. :icon_wink

Them bitches can still suck it too. :icon_mrgr

[Sutsu]

Them bitches can still suck it too. :icon_mrgr

Yeah, you really want to take the chance she's not gonna go ms PacMan on you and just CHOMP down??

[d0uche_n0zzle]

After you smash all the teeths out, what she going to do, gum me to death? :icon_mrgr

[goolukbro]

has the great one "Opie" seen this new invention?

dont forget about the church of opie

[CM Mark]

More for Golfers to fear. bwhahahahaha

[OandA_Chris]

is the girl just going to have to wear that thing 24/7.

[Turtle]

The woman in the picture looks like she is a bit angry. I'm sure that in her past a large black cock was shoved into her pussy, and I'll be willing to bet she didn't like it all that much.

[NightStalker3]

Combine that with this (http://www.no-contact.com/index.html) and the woman could become an Electric Eel.

[TaZMaNiaK]

Id love to see that thing come to the states. You know what would happen? Some guy would **** a woman, wind up with that thing latched onto his junk, then he'd wind up suing the woman and he'd probably win because that's how fucking ass-backwards our 'justice' system is.

[Warfarer]

Time to begin work on the anti-anti-**** condom that will counter that bear trap in their vaginas.

[zagman76]

that's fucking creepy. How am I going to get laid now?

well... you probably have to be at least 14 to buy one of these things... so you're in the clear! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

[whoisisthis]

if it makes it here, my days of pulling crazy bitches from bars are over :icon_cry:


that, or I'll have to make "checking the oil" standard procedure

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Just assault her vagina with one of those mini bats first to clear out any traps. Am I a genius or what? :icon_mrgr

[zagman76]

Just assault her vagina with one of those mini bats first to clear out any traps. Am I a genius or what? :icon_mrgr

...Surprise Wiffleball Bat Challenge!!

[THE FEZ MAN]

Combine that with this (http://www.no-contact.com/index.html) and the woman could become an Electric Eel.

i MUST get one of those, it would be a blast at partys, and strip clubs. second that condom will just raise the murder rate. if thing latched on to my cock the first thing i would do is choke the shit out of her just like i would do to anything that bit me.

[agentcg]

You know theres going to be at least one woman out there who forgets to take it out and ends up hooking her own boyfreind.

And do you think incarcerated guys will be able to use this as well?

[d0uche_n0zzle]

You'd have to violate your own asshole to insert it.

Then how the hell do you get it out or do you just pull some string and presto *it's* out?

[Christine]

doesnt look very comfortable to wear on a daily basis....at least tampons have no barbs....no way thats going up inside me...i'll take my chances....

[IrishAlkey]

We'll be following you...

[fothermucker]

in other news, the number of facial reconstructions of females is on the rise because of pissed off rapists who have this thing hooked up to their junk.