Sex Offender Game - NEXT DOOR!!!!

[crescentwrench]

God of Fuck. I just recalled the bit where the boys tried to guess the offense. Anyway, I go through one for VA, pop up my zip code. I take a quick glance and see my street. It's a pretty unique name on a street way out in the country. For a second I think that it's my house! Wow, what a surprise that would be. But it's not, it's ONE FUCKING HOUSE OVER!! Holy franks and beans.

Great. I'm at a job now that I'm only home on the weekends. My wife is scared of monsters, she'll flip her shit if she finds this out. I guess I'll just have to get her a shotgun with shoot to kill orders.

Oh, and White male, 30yo. Convicted in 93 for forcible sodomy.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I'm a fancy person and don't have any of those kind of people living any where in my zip.

[crescentwrench]

Have you checked? Hell, there are 5 in my "town", which is just a zipcode for about 200 houses. One of them is for 28 different counts of "Crimes Against Nature". I'm scared to put in the actual town with the schools and stores and whatnot.

[sued]

I checked and I've got a few which doesn't surprise me since I live in a large town. However, about 4 years ago I got a knock on my door and it was a Marshall and a cop going door to door advising us that a sex offender would be moving into a nearby house.
They handed out a sheet on him with his photo and info. Now I truly have mixed feelings about this. On one hand- it isn't consitutional. On the other, do I really care if the scumbag's consitutional rights are protected? Very slippery and subjective slope.

[PEST BY TRADE]

God of Fuck. I just recalled the bit where the boys tried to guess the offense. Anyway, I go through one for VA, pop up my zip code. I take a quick glance and see my street. It's a pretty unique name on a street way out in the country. For a second I think that it's my house! Wow, what a surprise that would be. But it's not, it's ONE FUCKING HOUSE OVER!! Holy franks and beans.

Great. I'm at a job now that I'm only home on the weekends. My wife is scared of monsters, she'll flip her shit if she finds this out. I guess I'll just have to get her a shotgun with shoot to kill orders.

Oh, and White male, 30yo. Convicted in 93 for forcible sodomy.


There are 7 in my zip code including two in my neighborhood
my mother lives 10 miles away and she has 6 in her zip and one just one street away just great! going to take mom to the shooting range very soon

worst one white male 62 forceable sodomy two streets away from me

crescentwrench are you in culpepper or further south

[BCH]

There was one, but he's been gone for a few months. Because he was convicted prior to Meghan's law, his info wasn't released. He lived there for a couple of years until the law changed or somthing and we got his photo/address one day. In 2 weeks he was gone.

[crescentwrench]

I'm north of culpeper, near Winchester. Up at the tippy top. I checked Winchester. There were more than 10 so I quit looking.

I also looked up my hometown and saw the brother of a guy from the grade above me. HA, Preston! I knew you were a kid fucker.

[MetalSign]

Very slippery and subjective slope.

Kinda like a wet jap? Hmmm?

[PEST BY TRADE]

I'm north of culpeper, near Winchester. Up at the tippy top. I checked Winchester. There were more than 10 so I quit looking.

I also looked up my hometown and saw the brother of a guy from the grade above me. HA, Preston! I knew you were a kid fucker.

I hear ya I was looking in all the zips in my area and I found two guys I went to high school with. both forceable ****. One played on my football team Go figure.

[NikDaSchwugie]

I put in my zip code and there are 3 living within 5 blocks of me. Strangely enough, they've all ***** 11 year olds. Fifth grade's a good fucking year, eh?

[APortablePhone]

Fifth grade's a good fucking year, eh?

Yeah, they still fall for the old "help me find my puppy" gag at that age. By sixth grade it's all chloroform, garbage bags, and shallow graves.

[Glenn Dandy]

My friend hired one of these kid touchers, then two months later all his customers get the spread sheet mailer, his phone rang all night all he could do was apologize realy sucked. fired the fuck for lying to him and almost beat his ass.

i worked with the guy seemed normal, actualy very nice.... guess you never know.

[crescentwrench]

I'm on IM with the wife right now and she has informed me that the fella with the 28 crimes against nature is probably our landlord's brother in law.

[Fr. Dougal]

What's the website for looking this up?

[PEST BY TRADE]

What's the website for looking this up?


Just google registered sex offender and your state name and it will come up then type in your zip

[whatever_cah]

I'm in CA and used the Megan's Law website. I have a guy named 'Peter Poon' a few miles away. Me and my 12 year old mentality giggles ever time I see his name.

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[MyMomsBox]

Yeah, they still fall for the old "help me find my puppy" gag at that age. By sixth grade it's all chloroform, garbage bags, and shallow graves.

What's wrong with that?

[Farm Flufer]

Back when I lived in VA, I did a search on sex offenders and got a hit on an address 4 doors away from mine. Here's the deal thow, I bought the place brand new and so did the couple that lived at the address I got. The sex offender was a blond haired blue eyed white guy and the couple that lived at the address was hispanic. Not all of these services are accurate.

[PrncssNikki]

Haha. A kid I went to High School with is now a Registered Sex Offender.

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

holy shit. there are 233 registered sex offenders within 5 miles of me.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

holy shit. there are 233 registered sex offenders within 5 miles of me.
look on the bright side, you shall never be at a loss for a date :icon_mrgr

[Bud8Weiser]

I guess I'm a fancy person too. There are 0 sex offenders in my area too.