Britney had her baby..if anyone cares

[PrncssNikki]

It's a boy! Us Weekly is the first media outlet in the world to report that Britney Spears gave birth shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday at Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center, according to hospital sources. Us was there as Spears, 23, and husband/aspiring rapper Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 a.m. and medical staff whisked Spears into a birthing suite. According to hospital sources, Spears was wheeled into a delivery room about 12:15 p.m. and within minutes the first-time mother had delivered via C-section with Federline by her side. (A rep for Spears had no comment.)

As reported in the Us cover story now on newsstands, Spears experienced early labor contractions on Sept. 9 and then spent the next several days in much physical discomfort. ''Pregnancy has not agreed with her,'' a Spears pal told Us. ''She has been sick a lot.... She couldn't get out of bed all weekend.''

Although the couple has not yet legally named the baby boy, sources tell the magazine they had planned to name the child Preston Michael Spears Federline. The child is Federline's third (he has two children, Kori, 3, and Kaleb, 1, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson).

Sources tell Us that Spears plans to return to her $7 million Malibu mansion with her newborn within the next few days. In the October issue of Elle, Spears said she looked forward to motherhood, proclaiming, ''I'm gonna be a hot mom!''

- Courtesy of Us Weekly

C-section...http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_confused.gif

Edit: E-Online has an article as well

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,17362,00.html?fdnews

[IrishAlkey]

Name it White Trash.

[The Sarge]

Yeeach.........she's ruined...regardless of the baby...MAINLY because she's brittney spears.

[nannerphone]

Let the weight loss begin!...hopefully

[abudabit]

So when do we get the porn?

[LiddyRules]

Let the weight loss begin!...hopefully Not gonna happen! Not gonna happen! So I guess it's not twins and she just really went overboard.

[stevethrower]

Let the weight loss begin!...hopefully

Methinks she ain't gonna snap back sir....

[Rob]

already?

[d0uche_n0zzle]

So when do we get the porn?


Two, maybe three years if we're lucky and she doesn't go crazy with food after her hubby splits.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

she's a mess now. she's your typical southern white trash - getting married young, waste no time squeezing out many kids, and getting fat. god i hope her career is over.

[PrncssNikki]

Methinks she ain't gonna snap back sir....

Lipo & tummy tuck. It's not hard to do, especially after a C-section, since everything's all severed anyways.

[Cunt Hair]

at least she won't be all stretched out & ruined in the vag. It'll just be the rest of her that is stretched, fat and useless

[Freddy's Finger]

Mrs Spears can suck my balls anytime

[PoisonGirl]

She couldn't even have the baby the normal way....She had to SCHEDULE the C-Section! ugh.

[Bud8Weiser]

she's a mess now. she's your typical southern white trash - getting married young, waste no time squeezing out many kids, and getting fat. god i hope her career is over.
I agree with everything you said except the last thing. Her career has been over. She just needs to go the hell away. She's irrelavent.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

(he has two children, Kori, 3, and Kaleb, 1, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson).

Go for Kevin and have a threepeat for the Big K.

[Abysmul]

So when do we get the porn?
i think the baby's gotta be 18 or something before he does porn :)

[Bunny™]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/9135/britneybabyfun4hu9vn.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Mister Falcon]

Lipo & tummy tuck. It's not hard to do, especially after a C-section, since everything's all severed anyways.
Yea but she not gonna do that she going to get fat a live on the rest of her money and play the mother card for next couple of years until she makes comeback after the divorce via vh1 celeb fit club after the public has lost all interest in her siging carrer. Need an example kelly lebrock hot sex symbol of the 80's married had kids then divorced and pack on the pounds.

[Evilpete]

Not a big deal, they can photoshop the scar out of Hustler when she does it

reaching high there, its Swank or nothing I think

[cherry popsicle]

The only reason I would care is if it came out retarded.

[NightStalker3]

She gained 51 pounds during the pregnancy. At least this time for Kevin it won't be little oreo baby. Nice pic there Bunny.

[rahrah]

C section, huh - That might save the bit where Don West defies you to swipe a McGwire rookie through there

[IamAWOWgurl]

I bet kevin is tappin it TONIGHT.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Tapping her little freakheaded sister, boi.

[nannerphone]

Tapping her little freakheaded sister, boi.

That wouldn't be too bad!

[IamAWOWgurl]

AHHAHA! that mongoloid mongrel baby!

[KneeKnee]

Name it White Trash.

Isnt that redundant?

[Hudson]

Heard she gained almost 70 lbs, that's approx 1/2 her estimated weight!
Snap Back? Not this year!
I forsee an E! True Hollywood Story coming!

[mikeandamy1013]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/9135/britneybabyfun4hu9vn.png (http://imageshack.us)
Absolutely fabulous PS Bunny! Nice Work!

[IamAWOWgurl]

http://www.staticfiends.com/britney/pics/ass/short_shorts.jpg


...never forget... :icon_cry: :icon_cry:

[Tax Kuntz]

Mod edit:thats just wrong dude.....just link to pics like that...christ man i just ate dinner 5mins ago -Tattered

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/6656/nothot0fg.jpg
In 2 years

[turdfrgsn]

aw c'mon

how can you chastise tax?

look at that avatar

it's grover for crissakes

[Tax Kuntz]

Mod edit:thats just wrong dude.....just link to pics like that...christ man i just ate dinner 5mins ago -Tattered


Sorry :icon_frow :icon_redf

[BIV]

Most Recent Pics:

Britney:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/brit1.jpg

Christina:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/cris1.jpg
Christina wins!

And I highly suggest you go here:
http://www.christinazone.com/coppermine/displayimage.php?&pos=-2732

And click on the pic to enlarge it and get a great view of her nipple ring.:icon_mrgr

[turdfrgsn]

britney & christina are so 90s and so over
meet the future--lil' sis jamie lynn:
http://img93.exs.cx/img93/249/britneyspearspool74ot.jpg
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/4/42/422/422113/spears3Xcopy.jpg

[IamAWOWgurl]

sloooooooow down there...we'll see what happens when Christina gets pregnant.

http://www.fashionfollower.com/jpg/xtinadarker.jpg

[tar_baby]

Methinks she ain't gonna snap back sir....


i think she definitely will...with all those trainers and shit those celebs have
she could also get lipo...tummy tuck...etc....
she'll be fine
though she'll still suck so her career is over

[Hog_Juice]

people only like the band him cause bam does, damn crap music, lil off topic but i say a HIM pic and i loath them,
as for the baby, ewkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,

[tar_baby]

britney & christina are so 90s and so over
meet the future--lil' sis jamie lynn:
http://img93.exs.cx/img93/249/britneyspearspool74ot.jpg
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/4/42/422/422113/spears3Xcopy.jpg


you know she's gonna grow up to be a whore just like her sister if she isnt already