O&A Listening thread 09/15/2005

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Dental work


That's a given. Will he become a super drunk and start mouthing off when plastered or will he blow it all on hookers and coke?

[JoeyDVDZ]

that fuckin rules. Congrats, Erock!

[SonnyForelli]

How fucking long are they going to go with this wooooo opening, it really sucks

[JoeyDVDZ]

Okay, boys & girls. I'm punchin out. Got a lot of shit to take care of today. Peace!

[szalkerous]

it does suck, and it makes me change the station.

[StankOnHangDown]

I wonder how much of that will be used to support the O&A Pests?

*cricket*cricket*cricket*

[Jimmy's Dignity]

How will the money ruin E Rock?
I say it ruins him by taking him to a dentist first :icon_roll

[5erdude]

3 guys tested and no father, the cunt sure got what she wanted, now she should deal with it

How are women that stupid in this age of disease they get with sooo many men they that they have no clue which could be the father. Morons need to have their tubes tied if they cant be adults with some kind of common sense.

[TaZMaNiaK]

How fucking long are they going to go with this wooooo opening, it really sucks
Earl said just till tomorrow

[JoeyDVDZ]

I love R&F, but that opener does kinda suck.

[abudabit]

How fucking long are they going to go with this wooooo opening, it really sucks

I think just for the week.

So far not a fan but I'm giving it a chance.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

3 guys tested and no father, the cunt sure got what she wanted, now she should deal with it
those are the best Maury shows ever...when she lists out a dozen men and strikes out on all of em

[szalkerous]

out. l8r.

[The Sarge]

Well.....TIME TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL. Maybe Squizz or The System has something interesting on. I'll tune back to 202 after R&F. :icon_roll

[5erdude]

I think 33% is taken out so he would end up with $67K. If I am right.

[SonnyForelli]

I like the Pulp fiction stuff though

[5erdude]

R&F need to get rid of the NB opening and just start with the Pulp Fiction intro. The rest is ok.

[SonnyForelli]

ok, time to watch some porn for the next few hours, maybe my buddy Kung Phooyie can join me :icon_roll

[WhipperWhip]

So if Eric did win, does that mean the Pisano's dinner w/him is off for the ATOM winner (heaven forbid)?

[The Sarge]

:icon_roll R&F need to get rid of the NB opening and just start with the Pulp Fiction intro. The rest is ok.

I wouldn't know. I'm listening to Squizz. I'll wait until the replay of o&a

[SonnyForelli]

R&F are allright, its a nice break from O&A so I can get some work done

[abudabit]

Oye, 1 funny joke and 3 show openings talking about G. Bush. Might as well be listening to Franken, that unfunny ass.

[SonnyForelli]

the president is speaking tonight, do I smell an AOTM ? ahh umm, geeees only kidding guys.

[The Sarge]

the president is speaking tonight, do I smell an AOTM ?

That would be the AOTM of the YEAR!......one thing....they'd have to get past the Secret Service.

So I guess after the 7 year prison term....they'd be able to collect the prizes.

[abudabit]

Well you can hop in front of the reporter when they do thier essential live shot outside of the building.

[SonnyForelli]

Sonny Forelli For President ! and dont forget to listen to Opie and Athony on XM satellite radio!, And as President evryone gets fucking MyFi's Every one gets fucking MyFi's, now dont make a fucking maniac out of me !

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I know this isn't technically an R&F listening thread, but the "under God" portion of the pledge of allegiance came about after 1945...we wanted to show that we were the chosen nation, looked upon by God instead of being part of the "Godless masses of communism"


EDIT:....fair enough, I was waiting for someone to call in with that

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I know this isn't technically an R&F listening thread, but the "under God" portion of the pledge of allegiance came about after 1945...we wanted to show that we were the chosen nation, looked upon by God instead of being part of the "Godless masses of communism"


EDIT:....fair enough, I was waiting for someone to call in with that


Pipe down you commie. :icon_mrgr

[Seth]

I know this isn't technically an R&F listening thread, but the "under God" portion of the pledge of allegiance came about after 1945...we wanted to show that we were the chosen nation, looked upon by God instead of being part of the "Godless masses of communism"


EDIT:....fair enough, I was waiting for someone to call in with that
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[abudabit]

I know this isn't technically an R&F listening thread, but the "under God" portion of the pledge of allegiance came about after 1945...we wanted to show that we were the chosen nation, looked upon by God instead of being part of the "Godless masses of communism"


EDIT:....fair enough, I was waiting for someone to call in with that

Yeah, but did you know that the pledge was created by a socialist who wanted a more federated nation? Ironically he was a preacher, too.

[savethewave]

You know the kids aren't offended by saying "under God." It's their parents, professional rabble-rousers, and those who are perpetually offended, and lie in wait to show others just how offended they are.

[CrustyJizzRag]

Ramoooooooooooone.... Fetch me my cum-rag.
My ears are burning.

Did someone call?

[The Sarge]

Ramoooooooooone!!!! Return Bonaduci's Dignity.

[CrustyJizzRag]

Spell my name right you stupid faggot!!!!

:icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil
SCREEN NAME DIVA!!!! :clap:

[Seth]

OH NO!! This is the same replay as yesterday!!!

[Cromwell]

Who is the *Moron* who decided to run *this* again?!?

[timmykidd2104]

i've got to go over to oavirus now. can't listen to this story again.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm Squizzin' it till 3...

Ramoooooooooone!!!! Return Bonaduci's Dignity.hahaha, he's gonna need a new flux capacitor for that Sarge

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh good lord....that poor poor lil guy...that really sucks about the fat water-logged hooker

and the cockroaches really suck too...explains Nortonshog's photoshop though:)

[CrustyJizzRag]

Funny phonecall.
He's in a hotel in Beverly Hills? Oooooooh,he sooooo fancy. :clap:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahhahaa, it looked like an explosion at the steak'ums factory

[CrustyJizzRag]

Norton is just disgusted that he left and all this chick stuff happened.

[The Sarge]

I'm Squizzin' it till 3...

hahaha, he's gonna need a new flux capacitor for that Sarge

He certainly will.....they should install it on the Partridge Family van. :icon_roll

[Jimmy's Dignity]

no shit, Blind Dave actually calling in...I haven't heard him since OAVirus

[The Sarge]

no shit, Blind Dave actually calling in...I haven't heard him since OAVirus

Legally blind? So he has about 20% vision.....sounds like a Jim Gaffigan bit. Crazy though.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

dude, if you haven't heard it, you have gotta watch the video and listen to the bit on OAVirus.com


alright Sonny...here's to hoping your phone call goes better than the Bah-bah Booey one :action-sm

much much better sir :clap:

[The Sarge]

Oooo I sounded damn good today, much better then the baba booey abortion!

you still stink. nah just messin' :icon_lol:

[CrustyJizzRag]

You sounded good.
But daaaaamn,you're a father? Lmao.

[Brezo]

nice AOTM there strangler

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yeah, was that you or Sonny who's got the 12 year old? Came through so much more gooder


OUCH...."If you drink a lot, he looks okay"

[snakeeyes]

guess whats in my pants,cool.

[Brezo]

and sonny too

[Jimmy's Dignity]

goddamnit....they always roooin it....don't ask until afterwards :rolleyes:

snakeeyes...I love the avatar

[The Sarge]

goddamnit....they always roooin it....don't ask until afterwards :rolleyes:

Still....thank goodness for the replays....me and my boss are listenin' to this...laughin'.

[CrustyJizzRag]

Bill Burr's description of this call,was dead on. :clap:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wood floor.....shaved yesterday or something like that

EDIT: Blast! Well if she's got the triangle, hopefully she at least has gotten rid of the sideburns

[CrustyJizzRag]

Opie ALWAAAAAAYS says he was going to say,whatever the answer is.
lmao

[The Sarge]

Opie ALWAAAAAAYS says he was going to say,whatever the answer is.
lmao

He certainly does.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, there it is! "Barry Zito sucks my dick!!" I guess they had to go searching for this...

[CrustyJizzRag]

This clip they're playing before break is what they should have played when barry zito was on the damn phone.

Bill Burr really is hilarious and he has great timing. :clap:

Blew out her pussy. :icon_lol:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

so does this mean Britney is now going to be dancing at the old-school strip joints that Ant used to hang out at during lunch when he was still knocking tin?

EDIT: hahahaha, I saw that one...my buddy has her Vegas show on DVD

[The Sarge]

Damn......Ant's "Dice" is SPOT ON.....very funny. :clap: :clap: :clap:

By the way......I "hhhhhhhhaaaaaate" Celine Dion.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

By the way......I "hhhhhhhhaaaaaate" Celine Dion.so do I, but I love her mammoth cameltoe. Makes Patrice's lips looks like Jimmy's

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3060/jenniferaniston5aq.jpg
here's the picture they're talkin about :action-sm

[snakeeyes]

Awesome ass crack

[snakeeyes]

Oh no

[Jimmy's Dignity]

please let Ant break into another 15 minute impression

[snakeeyes]

Someone Please Touch This Bitch<with A Baseball Bat!!!!!!

[snakeeyes]

Movie stars are ingenuos fucks,think Jimmy will wind up that way?

[Li'll Chi'en]

so do I, but I love her mammoth cameltoe. Makes Patrice's lips looks like Jimmy's

She's got big lips

[snakeeyes]

One of these days hes really going to ban someone.that will be funny

[BCH]

Hey, Seth and I got on Back to Back and abelly to belly.

[snakeeyes]

If this bitch has half a brain,shell never speak again

[snakeeyes]

Hey, Seth and I got on Back to Back and abelly to belly.
What???

[BCH]

I called in about Katrina I was "HOLY SHIT" guy. Seth called in right after he was "Corrina" guy. That was this morning of course but I didn't hear it till now.

[snakeeyes]

whats frustrating,is trying to decipher this crazy bitch

[snakeeyes]

I called in about Katrina I was "HOLY SHIT" guy. Seth called in right after he was "Corrina" guy. That was this morning of course but I didn't hear it till now.Oh cool

[snakeeyes]

hahahahaha Bills a tool

[snakeeyes]

Oh fuck POs a tool to

[snakeeyes]

Steve the bears is a threat

[Cromwell]

Didn't hear this on the first play (was commuting)

Good to hear Master Po on the show.

[snakeeyes]

Im sorry,Im going to have to kill you now

[snakeeyes]

Lyin little bear

[snakeeyes]

Hurry,everyone get to the studio so we can evacuate. Hurricane will hit in 3 days. we gotta get out

[CrustyJizzRag]

3 posts in a row.
Why couldnt you just put all 3 things in 1 post??? :icon_conf

[ovpower]

3 posts in a row.
Why couldnt you just put all 3 things in 1 post??? :icon_conf

Seems like a trend with this guy.

[The Sarge]

Seems like a trend with this guy.

Yeah...definite post whore....but with a AVITAR like that...I don't mind

[CrustyJizzRag]

Seems like a trend with this guy.
Yup. Thats why i had to bring it to his attention.
(((cough cough))) post count whore (((cough cough)))
LMAO!!! :icon_lol:

Opie: "Its one of the only time,i was fooled at the end"- Does that even make sense? :icon_conf

[snakeeyes]

No,Im not a post whore. I was posting as I heard it. If I was a post whore would you have almost as many posts as I do?? Jesus Christ,youve only become a member this Month? already 140 posts? Whos the post whore?? Ive been a member since march. got about 40 more than you.

[CrustyJizzRag]

No,Im not a post whore. I was posting as I heard it. If I was a post whore would you have almost as many posts as I do??
Touche. Good point.
I retract my statement.


COBRA COMMAND!!!

[snakeeyes]

Thats terrific. Golden ticket for Danny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a scumbag,I love it.

[CrustyJizzRag]

Thats terrific. Golden ticket for Danny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a scumbag,I love it.
Shit!!! He really is. How do you tell your wife that you're having an affair,ON THE RADIO?
And why the fuck is he taking steroids now? Isnt he almost 50?
Middle-aged 'roid rage = Funny!!! :icon_lol:

[snakeeyes]

Im going to get a truck,classic :clap:
congrats sex bagle.

[Footthing]

tried to think if any shows in philly that could get a golden ticket but i dun think there are any, kinda sux.....

[Fr. Dougal]

and they're takin pix, he better have his XM202 shirt on.

Doubtful... Took him 8 months to send me a shirt that doesn't fit!!