O&A Listening thread 09/15/2005

[DREW]

Morning baggers! It's a pay day! :icon_bigg No Jimmy though. :icon_cry:

[Sack of Chisels]

Well hello there.

[DREW]

Boogalogalo boogalogalo , I'm over here now!

[generoso]

I'm here...Have my coffee and getting the scraps I saved from the big crash of '05...Who knew dog hair in computer could do so much damage...

[DREW]

Day without O&A is like day without sun , but without Lil Jimmy it's still pritty f...n cloudy.

[StankOnHangDown]

going to get my grande latte enema

morning you sick fuckers!

[MarshmallowRain]

Good morning, it took me till I was at 200 posts to get to do a thread so congrats at just being over 100 and getting it drew. Hopefully norton is having a good time out here and everything works out for him. If the show picks up and becomes successful, would hate to see him leave the show but we have to not be greedy and applaud him on.

[MarshmallowRain]

Morning there gene, cat hair wrecks a computer equally as bad as dog hair. Hope the day is gonna be a good one for you. All thats missing from the usual morning crowd (even though one morning a week is all I'm gonna do since I stop my appointments at 1:30 am) is whatz.

[zagman76]

Morning all... I've been up all night working, so I'm only going to be here for a little while today...

[DREW]

Good morning, it took me till I was at 200 posts to get to do a thread so congrats at just being over 100 and getting it drew. Hopefully norton is having a good time out here and everything works out for him. If the show picks up and becomes successful, would hate to see him leave the show but we have to not be greedy and applaud him on.
Morning there! It's could be combination of how long you been here and number of posts. I am not a postwhore (there must be a medal for dude who created this word). :icon_cool

[Kate]

Good Morning! Excellent aotm last night by BS and Sonny, let's hope they get on the air today. Magic words for today: Bill Burr!!!

[mrlovkim]

Morning fellow wackbaggers. :action-sm

[NoFilterPaul]

mornin' faggits... 8-)

[DREW]

Good Morning! Excellent aotm last night by BS and Sonny, let's hope they get on the air today. Magic words for today: Bill Burr!!!
Bill Burr is good, but but ... Lil Jimmy ... :icon_cry:

[generoso]

Morning there gene, cat hair wrecks a computer equally as bad as dog hair. Hope the day is gonna be a good one for you. All thats missing from the usual morning crowd (even though one morning a week is all I'm gonna do since I stop my appointments at 1:30 am) is whatz.
My own fault i usally blow it ut every month or so..And backup every month but got lazy last year with it.....And i'm sure Whatz and BS will be here shortly...

[MarshmallowRain]

Congrats are they even still having the aotm monthly contest since August was a dud month for it. Bob Kelly was ok yesterday but as it goes saying if norton was in there would have been priceless hearing Bob tool on him for his fucked up foot.

[zagman76]

Morning there! It's could be combination of how long you been here and number of posts. I am not a postwhore (there must be a medal for dude who created this word). :icon_cool

That's to start a new thread... you just happened to start today's listening thread!

[MarshmallowRain]

I hear you about being lazy gene, on a slow night like tonight was when I only made $300 its kind of hard to get myself motivated to do more than lounge around and listen to the show.

[generoso]

I'm sure Bil will do fine...This has been a great week of shows so far....I luv the Jimmy but he will back Kelly was great yesterday and 3 WBC's...

[MarshmallowRain]

You get laid strangler? From the photos seen from when you guys did the assault on baba booey with fred I could see where you would be able to get women with the best at the game.

[Whatzinmypants]

Good Morning :action-sm

god what a night ...i'm trying to focus on two hours sleep...if i drift out you'll know why..

[generoso]

Great ATOM from you and other Boston cell pests last night...Was nice here as well...Now if only Ortiz stops winning games my night could be complete..

[MarshmallowRain]

Was out partying last night whatz?

[generoso]

Good Morning :action-sm

god what a night ...i'm trying to focus on two hours sleep...if i drift out you'll know why..
Just drink more coffee sweetie.....

[StankOnHangDown]

mornin' faggits... 8-)

hey you tea drinking revolutionist bastard! :action-sm

[Whatzinmypants]

Just drink more coffee sweetie.....
well into my first pot hun :icon_mrgr

[Whatzinmypants]

Was out partying last night whatz?

was up trying to fix a broken relationship......what a mess!

[Whatzinmypants]

just saw the aotm video...great job to all involved!

[prozac]

Morning fancy folks...long night brewing some coffee and I'm gonna add lots of sugar and cocaine.

[MarshmallowRain]

Sorry to hear that whatz wish I was there to help you out since it can be sticky ground to traverse.

[StankOnHangDown]

Just saw the video Great Job Sonny and BS!

[jules]

well hello 'dere

[Whatzinmypants]

Sorry to hear that whatz wish I was there to help you out since it can be sticky ground to traverse.

thanks hun...i kinda feel like your kitty in your pic right now...but things will get better one way or the other

[zagman76]

was up trying to fix a broken relationship......what a mess!

broken relationships suck! :(

[Shipwreck]

I think burrs special is on HBO tonite. I cant wait for jimmie's. I was in the 2nd row. God he was funny.

[MarshmallowRain]

Good way to have an optimistic attitude on it whatz, I have been with my lover now for little over a year and despite a tiff or two everything has been ironed out.

[DREW]

O well, it's time to go and make some dough so I could listen to O&A (there must be an icon for scrachin left nut)

[Whatzinmypants]

Good way to have an optimistic attitude on it whatz, I have been with my lover now for little over a year and despite a tiff or two everything has been ironed out.

15 years for us and i'm not going down without a fight....stopping at victorias secret on the way home for a little ammo...

[generoso]

thanks hun...i kinda feel like your kitty in your pic right now...but things will get better one way or the other
It will be ok Whatz time has a way to that.....
And BS if the Boston cell wins who gets the Myfi....

[generoso]

15 years for us and i'm not going down without a fight....stopping at victorias secret on the way home for a little ammo...
Well if you need help picking out the perfect outfit I could help.... :icon_lol:

[MarshmallowRain]

I will second what gene says there whatz, but for me it would require I fly back there but that $300 tonight would cover it almost.

[Whatzinmypants]

Well if you need help picking out the perfect outfit I could help.... :icon_lol:

and thats why i love ya hun...always so helpful and kind :icon_mrgr be back in a few need to make a fresh pot of java...

[SonnyForelli]

Good morning Girls

[Shipwreck]

HEy Whats,
forget victorias secret. there is one thing that he has wanted to do or hardly ever gets to do with yu in bed. Whatever that may be. Every couple has that one thing the women says "no way" to.

Beilieve me when I tell you that whatever that act may be ypur partner thinks about all the time.

My advice, forget VS and go home and do that act for him/her better than a pernstar, and then KICK HIS ASS OUT.

It will drive him crazy. problem solved.

[SonnyForelli]

oh and sirs !

[StankOnHangDown]

HEy Whats,
forget victorias secret. there is one thing that he has wanted to do or hardly ever gets to do with yu in bed. Whatever that may be. Every couple has that one thing the women says "no way" to.

Beilieve me when I tell you that whatever that act may be ypur partner thinks about all the time.

My advice, forget VS and go home and do that act for him/her better than a pernstar, and then KICK HIS ASS OUT.

It will drive him crazy. problem solved.

yeah just let him shit in your a-hole like he always wanted to.

I hope everything works out girlie....it sucks I've been in that situation a few times but only cause I'm a filthy piece of crap...

[generoso]

and thats why i love ya hun...always so helpful and kind :icon_mrgr be back in a few need to make a fresh pot of java...
Hey thats me 3 months since my GF left.......I'll take what i can nowadays ...Ok that came out wrong....

[ruggedo]

Good work the yesterday Sonny,mornin' folkes(fancy way of saying people)

[Xyn]

Good morning gentlemen,

ladies

[Shipwreck]

[QUOTE=StankOnHangDown]yeah just let him shit in your a-hole like he always wanted to.

I must confess in all my 39 years I never even thought of that one. Wow. Usually it is a little more conventional. You would be surprised where some girls draw the line. Even if you are a girlie.

[Deadbent]

Morning wackbag, anyone have a spare coffee filter?

[generoso]

And with that ..Cue the music......

[prozac]

Morning wackbag, anyone have a spare coffee filter?

Sorry I dont...I smell the coffee, NICE!!!! Wonder if they will mention what happened to Otto and George yesterday. Did'nt hear from them much after awhile.

[StankOnHangDown]

I must confess in all my 39 years I never even thought of that one. Wow. Usually it is a little more conventional. You would be surprised where some girls draw the line. Even if you are a girlie.

My girl keeps tellink me she wants to get kinky but I'm scared of scaring her. She hates anal so there goes alot of my repertoire. That and she wants to tie me up and stuff...but I dont like that...i guess I'll have to find another hole...i know...i'll stab her and finger it..

q the music!

[MisterSinister]

mornin fellas (and ladies)

[PatFromMoonachie]

Gee, I was hoping "Bon Day" would be the music of Bon Scott, not Bon Jovi! :yuck2:

[SonnyForelli]

Im used to Dunkin Donuts coffee, and I had to make my back up coffee this morning, Maxwell House, Yukkkkk

[MisterSinister]

Gee, I was hoping "Bon Day" would be the music of Bon Scott, not Bon Jovi! :yuck2:

Yea. Wait, what??

[prozac]

Gee, I was hoping "Bon Day" would be the music of Bon Scott, not Bon Jovi! :yuck2:

PAt!!!! You going to the Halloween show??

[Deadbent]

Lets Do It!

[StankOnHangDown]

I want to open a liquor store that sells donuts...we could call it Drunken Donuts...and a flower/gun store called Gun's N' Roses just think you can buy your girl flowers or buy a gun to kill her and her new boyfriend and then buy flowers for his/her funeral

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i hate rainy days

[PatFromMoonachie]

PAt!!!! You going to the Halloween show??
Yes, I'm still kicking myself for not going to the R & F thing, unavoidable though! :icon_conf

[whoisisthis]

morning everyone


it's too early

[Shipwreck]

If you had to change the Ecstasy of The Gold at the 1 year anniversary, what would new song would you choose.

[StankOnHangDown]

If you had to change the Ecstasy of The Gold at the 1 year anniversary, what would new song would you choose.

"Hold you head up high and blow your brains out"

[PatFromMoonachie]

i hate rainy days
But I love a rainy night! - Eddie Rabbit :rolleyes:

[ProfessorAnt]

Bill Burr...comedy gold.

[generoso]

If you had to change the Ecstasy of The Gold at the 1 year anniversary, what would new song would you choose.
I would change it to.......Ecstasy of the Gold...

[Shipwreck]

Addagio in Strings
from Platoon

[Schnauzer]

morning friends

[Shipwreck]

Hey pat gotta love the eddie rabbit

[StankOnHangDown]

Addagio in Strings
from Platoon

Okay, TERRIFIC!

[mikepop]

morning all

[StankOnHangDown]

morning friends

My SIG pic would Kick your SIG pics ass Schnauzer!

[Shipwreck]

winshield wipers slapping slapping out of tempo
keeping perfect time with the song on the radio"

[ProfessorAnt]

Robert Kelly...pyrite

[Whatzinmypants]

Morning Again :action-sm

working on second pot of coffee now that should do the trick!

[PatFromMoonachie]

winshield wipers slapping slapping out of tempo
keeping perfect time with the song on the radio"
That line is great when your actually driving in the rain :)

[LiddyRules]

Opie is wrong, About Schmidt is supposed to be a comedy

[SonnyForelli]

My SIG pic would Kick your SIG pics ass Schnauzer!My Sig pic will run over your sig pic Stank

[PatFromMoonachie]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/jamesnorris/PEZ.jpg
Hey, FRANK! :action-sm

[JoeyDVDZ]

Im used to Dunkin Donuts coffee, and I had to make my back up coffee this morning, Maxwell House, Yukkkkk

I shall sip my 24 oz cup of piping hot dunkin donuts coffee for you then, my friend. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

[MisterSinister]

Love Ya Jimmy

[generoso]

Morning Again :action-sm

working on second pot of coffee now that should do the trick!
Well save a cup for me....Have to go to work cya on the pn side..Pick a good outfit Whatz....Always here for advice :icon_mrgr

[Schnauzer]

My SIG pic would Kick your SIG pics ass Schnauzer!
hahaha :-O

[Whatzinmypants]

Well save a cup for me....Have to go to work cya on the pn side..Pick a good outfit Whatz....Always here for advice :icon_mrgr

thanks hun! have a great day!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

HAHA... shows you not to leave the show jimmy... bad things will happen to you

[Whatzinmypants]

Fatties and roaches....he should come home right now!

[MisterSinister]

HAHA... show you not to leave the show jimmy... bead things will happen to you

Bead things?

[SonnyForelli]

wear is Steves Hybred car sound

[JoeyDVDZ]

Wow, this chick sounds like a keeper!

[Deadbent]

Holy shit, Jim got a hold of my ex-gf.

[StankOnHangDown]

My Sig pic will run over your sig pic Stank

nothing like hitting a good ol' organic speed bump when on a bike huh?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Holy shit, Kelly smashed Jimmy with the whore action! That's fuckin cold.

[LiddyRules]

Norton is the wide-eyed startlet from Minnesota, coming to the big city to become a star and ends up fucked in the ass

[StankOnHangDown]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/jamesnorris/PEZ.jpg
Hey, FRANK! :action-sm

http://www.cinefile.biz/mib2-2.jpg

[JoeyDVDZ]

HOLY SHIT!!!! Ant's ripping you off, Liddy! Hoo hoo hoo!

[Whatzinmypants]

taking this show on the road....see ya all tomorrow! :action-sm

[SonnyForelli]

nothing like hitting a good ol' organic speed bump when on a bike huh?

I got a Pug too, worthless peice of chester liver he turned out to be, all he does is eat shit sleep snore and fart

[prozac]

Poor Jimmy, shit is always happening to him.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

jimmy is going to kill himself.... holy shit

[Schnauzer]

I got a Pug too, worthless peice of chester liver he turned out to be, all he does is eat shit sleep snore and fart
i happen to be moving to chester nh. :icon_conf

[LiddyRules]

Nice, they used a feedback. Fuck attribution, I don't do it for the personal glory.

[SonnyForelli]

Explosion at the steakum factory ! Thats great

[StankOnHangDown]

I got a Pug too, worthless peice of chester liver he turned out to be, all he does is eat shit sleep snore and fart

Snore? Noooooo

Mines okay...he play with the ferret and rats so he leaves me and my girl alone most of the time

[hydro]

morning :action-sm

[Deadbent]

Clink-Clink-Clink-goes the vos teeth!

[Schnauzer]

poor jim jim.

i havta go, need to drop my bike off at the shop, 4000 mile maintnence :)

back in a few pals.

[speedyjuice]

I got a Pug too, worthless peice of chester liver he turned out to be, all he does is eat shit sleep snore and fart
i'm f'in jellous!!!! sounds like quite the life

[SonnyForelli]

NICE it's us Sonny! :) Nobody is going to beat us!who wants to call, should I, ?

[Schnit Dick]

Good morning all...finally done with busy season so I can start following the show again

[StankOnHangDown]

NICE it's us Sonny! :) Nobody is going to beat us!

even though there were no costumes or wierd gimmicks...that was one of the best AOTMs...just because it was loud, and you guys got plenty of air time

[SonnyForelli]

actually we could both call

[PorchMonkey4Life]

poor jim jim.

i havta go, need to drop my bike off at the shop, 4000 mile maintnence :)

back in a few pals.
who gives a shit??? :icon_mrgr

[MisterSinister]

WOW, great job on that assault guys!
What's with the guy behind the scenes pushing ya? Shoulda kicked his ass!

[StankOnHangDown]

WOW, great job on that assault guys!
What's with the guy behind the scenes pushing ya? Shoulda kicked his ass!

yea it looked like that guy was doing an AOBS


what? Nothing?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

well next time i see bill burr - i now know how i will heckle him

[pizzdawg]

Best news I've heard all day...Bill Burrrrrrr is going to be on all next week.

Pardon me when I sound like a faggot and say Yay.

[Seth]

You wouldn't heckle Bill, you'd be too busy laughing.

[Deadbent]

Blind boxing did kick ass.

[prozac]

Back to back and a belly to belly

[pizzdawg]

Now I want to see that.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

You wouldn't heckle Bill, you'd be too busy laughing.
i know... he is one of the funniest comedians i have ever seen... he is awsome
I would probably have to sneak it in between the time that he puts his drink down and grabs the mic...

[speedyjuice]

Best news I've heard all day...Bill Burrrrrrr is going to be on all next week.

Pardon me when I sound like a faggot and say Yay.
was he talking about being here or a different gig.

[JoeyDVDZ]

You wouldn't heckle Bill, you'd be too busy laughing.

You're right, but someone would still have to mimic that laugh! He would expect it, and it's expected of we pests!

[pizzdawg]

He said Assumption College (which I should let him know, does suck) he said "here" all next week...which i would assume (ha ha ha...ugh) would be with the boys.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Billy Burr vs. Bobby Kelly, who is better for the show? My vote is for Billy Boy.

[pizzdawg]

That means...wait four hours before even attempting to look at it as we all try to look at it.

[speedyjuice]

didn't here him say "here"

[PorchMonkey4Life]

You're right, but someone would still have to mimic that laugh! He would expect it, and it's expected of we pests!
i think bill would be a little disapointed if we didn't

[PorchMonkey4Life]

bravo great AOTM - who was the one that got body slammed?
it was fucking funny

[speedyjuice]

damn hurricane is fucking with my signal today, this is a first

[Deadbent]

Good job guys, haha.

[Dugout Doug]

Say basically again Ben!! :)

[pizzdawg]

Ugh...now I'm going to have to try and watch it because it sounds fucking hysterical.

[Seth]

As long as you heckled him with the laugh in a timely fashion... not in the pause before the punchline, but I don't expect you Pests to get it wrong. Fucking idiots do it to Brian Regan all the time... inexperienced morons!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Ooooh, dinner with E-Rock! What a coup!

[tjchr3]

Sonny great Attack! you are a pissa dude, your fucking boston accent makes me laugh hard!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

As long as you heckled him with the laugh in a timely fashion... not in the pause before the punchline, but I don't expect you Pests to get it wrong. Fucking idiots do it to Brian Regan all the time... inexperienced morons!
no... we would get it right...

[pizzdawg]

HA HA HA...that is Fucking Genius

[speedyjuice]

Cheers to the boyz from Boston

[Deadbent]

I think we chicago pests should organize.

[zagman76]

good call-in today ben!!

[prozac]

I think those guys won the assault on the media.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Sonny, Strangler, congrats! You two pests rule!

[pizzdawg]

You see this imposing force walking down the street like the opening of Resevoir Dogs, it's the funniest thing just to watch. You can hear the music in the background. Great job guys. Huzzah.

[SonnyForelli]

Sonny great Attack! you are a pissa dude, your fucking boston accent makes me laugh hard!
Do I really have an accent?

[pizzdawg]

Ugh....he is such a phoney. I can't wait till his career is ruined with the lil woof woof.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Do I really have an accent?

Wow.... I mean, wow. Believe me, my friend, you most certainly have a typical boston accent! It rocks though! Makes me think of Psycho Mark whenever I hear it.

[speedyjuice]

Do I really have an accent?
ya, you and strangler

[pizzdawg]

I would love to be apart of destroying him...but I'll leave that to professional whackbaggers and just laugh at his fall from grace.

[StankOnHangDown]

Wow.... I mean, wow. Believe me, my friend, you most certainly have a typical boston accent! It rocks though! Makes me think of Psycho Mark whenever I hear it.

You'd have better luck tying potatoes to a string and draggin' em through South Boston...THANKS FOR COMIN' OUT!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Stern's time is coming. The day of reckoning is nigh. Believe me, NOBODY is going to be sorrier than Ole' Hoo Hoo come January '06.

[speedyjuice]

Bubba gives good head...Hoo hoo tell um fred

[khemystri]

What is that clip??? its hilarious

[pizzdawg]

Stern's time is coming. The day of reckoning is nigh. Believe me, NOBODY is going to be sorrier than Ole' Hoo Hoo come January '06.


And, sir, I can't wait.

[SonnyForelli]

Whats in my pants, Jimmy the cock blocker

[PorchMonkey4Life]

jimmy is now going to commit suicide...

[StankOnHangDown]

Stern's time is coming. The day of reckoning is nigh. Believe me, NOBODY is going to be sorrier than Ole' Hoo Hoo come January '06.

the only hard part will be monitoring SIRIUS...I know must of us wont buy it to listen to that ass....the same on their end.

[Zyklon B]

anyone else listening online and having problems with the feed?

[tjchr3]

Wow.... I mean, wow. Believe me, my friend, you most certainly have a typical boston accent! It rocks though! Makes me think of Psycho Mark whenever I hear it.

Exactly! All Sonny needs to do is end his call with a Gak GAk Gak 50 Cal

[khemystri]

What is that mama hoo hoo hoo clip???

[speedyjuice]

I think she's lying, she sounds bigger!!

[khemystri]

I was gonna say a slightly heavier drew barrymore

[pizzdawg]

Here we go with Opie destroying self-esteem again too.

[StonerJack]

anyone else listening online and having problems with the feed?
I was on XStream and it kept fucking up, I went to the XM.com stream and it works fine.

[tjchr3]

she needs something for her tities to rest on! What a line by Bill Burr

[Xyn]

Norton isn't the cock blocker when it comes to GWIMP

[pizzdawg]

I was gonna say a slightly heavier drew barrymore

Except her voice isn't nails going down a chalkboard, like Barrymores.

[Seth]

Charlene Tilton has a bunch of nudes in yahoo images

[speedyjuice]

going for the bunt reference.

[Farm Flufer]

Morning baggers

[Deadbent]

Stern's time is coming. The day of reckoning is nigh. Believe me, NOBODY is going to be sorrier than Ole' Hoo Hoo come January '06.


The boys'll just go nuts on him.
Competition, in any form, small or not, always promotes the invention of a better product. I personally can't wait.

[khemystri]

does the governement actually issue that triangle???

[Seth]

World of hurt:
http://www.mujweb.cz/www/chartilt/Tilton16.jpg

[SonnyForelli]

BTW, the bit about my 12 year boy, I didnt get it, mostly because being over the tellephone its hard to hear them talking, what was the joke ??

[StankOnHangDown]

BTW, the bit about my 12 year boy, I didnt get it, mostly because being over the tellephone its hard to hear them talking, what was the joke ??

just the fact that you have a 12 yo and are running around screaming at news crews like a drunk college kid is what bill burr was getting at

[prozac]

Sally Struthers is rubbing a phone on her Pussy!

[StonerJack]

BTW, the bit about my 12 year boy, I didnt get it, mostly because being over the tellephone its hard to hear them talking, what was the joke ??
That you are too old to be doing shit like AOTM.

[SonnyForelli]

its a fucking Jungle down their

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i call a wood floor

[SonnyForelli]

That you are too old to be doing shit like AOTM.
That makes it more gooder, That was a good set up !

[TheJew]

I was on XStream and it kept fucking up, I went to the XM.com stream and it works fine.
Xamp here and it's working perfect.

[SonnyForelli]

Its a Jungle, I was right

[StonerJack]

That makes it more gooder, That was a good set up !
It is definitely more gooder when the pest is a grown man.
Great job Sonny.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

hey seth... why dont you call up and play???

[pizzdawg]

I'm going to sound like a philistine...but what is the "Kit Kat" club from? I should know it, but I don't.

[zagman76]

WTF was that?

[pizzdawg]

Speaking of HBO Comedy...when the hell is Jimmy going to be on?

[speedyjuice]

Speaking of HBO Comedy...when the hell is Jimmy going to be on?
slated for this fall isn't it?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

wow.... how ancient is ant???

[TheJew]

I'm going to sound like a philistine...but what is the "Kit Kat" club from? I should know it, but I don't.
bad lieutenant with harvey keitel.

[wetandstickyjim]

Speaking of HBO Comedy...when the hell is Jimmy going to be on?
October 21st.
Morning Baggers!

[prozac]

Melrose..does Ant go shopping their?

[pizzdawg]

bad lieutenant with harvey keitel.

Thank you...

[TheJew]

Melrose..does Ant go shopping their?
of course...did it suprise you when he went shopping and spent lots of money on rodeo drive?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Oooh.... C-section Britney. That's not good.

[pizzdawg]

October 21st.
Morning Baggers!

....and thank you.

[speedyjuice]

that kills op's thing for pregnat women!

[pizzdawg]

That's actually old news. She announced that a month ago.

[TheJew]

That's actually old news. She announced that a month ago.
you know how the bbbboys love to cover things fashionably late...remember they are fancy people.

[speedyjuice]

Gotta run baggers, have a great morning!!!!

[JSHAW]

Bill Burr kills. He has the ability to come up with great lines so spontaneous, he's great at improv. Bill Burr, you rock!

[Seth]

That's actually old news. She announced that a month ago.
Really? I just heard it yesterday here!

[PatFromMoonachie]

Her body must look like when after the alien bursts out of it's host!

[pizzdawg]

Hey...but I've been making jokes about this for a month with my friends.
They ripped me off.
Ho ho ho, Tell 'em fred.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Now it's Hillary vs. Lindsay. (sp?)

[BlownoutPussy]

Hi, well i won the race and got the name. WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TheJew]

Hi, well i won the race and got the name. WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[speedyjuice]

Her body must look like when after the alien bursts out of it's host!
hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal! check please!

[pizzdawg]

Lindsay wins HANDS DOWN!!! Espcially since Hillary is dating that lil fuck from Good Charlotte. While Lindsay's doing coke off the bar in L.A. with Paris.

[StonerJack]

Hey...but I've been making jokes about this for a month with my friends.
They ripped me off.
Ho ho ho, Tell 'em fred.
It's Santa Stern!

[TheJew]

hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal!
and thank you very much, gonna go throw that phenomenal classic in after the show.

[pizzdawg]

It's Santa Stern!

Yeah yeah yeah...i can't spell out "who".

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i guess microwaves dont burn of germs the way ovens do... that is what i learned today

[khemystri]

That show looks awesome!!!

[speedyjuice]

and thank you very much, gonna go throw that phenomenal classic in after the show.
working on a sig pic of the winnabago with a wow sticker on it. go to it boyz

[Seth]

I fucking worship Jason Lee

[Rev]

Lindsay wins HANDS DOWN!!! Espcially since Hillary is dating that lil fuck from Good Charlotte. While Lindsay's doing coke off the bar in L.A. with Paris.Sorry, Hillary wins, hands down.
Hillary in '06!!!:icon_wink

[APortablePhone]

i guess microwaves dont burn of germs the way ovens do... that is what i learned today

I just can't believe Anthony trusts another human being to put their hands in his food. I wonder if she's ever hand tossed a salad for him.

[pizzdawg]

That show looks awesome!!!

As much as I love Jason Lee. I will not be wtaching that show. Go back to kevin smith movies. That's his niche.

[BlownoutPussy]

is that earl talking about "karma kameleon"

[TheJew]

I fucking worship Jason Lee
not sure about worship, but he is a funny fuck. that new show earl looks kind of stupid, which is right up his alley!

[JoeyDVDZ]

I'm not generally a comedy fan, but Earl looks like it's gonna be a pretty good show. I'll check it out.

And HOW F'ING COOL IS THAT!!!!! Magazines that tell you what's coming on! I can't wait until they get the mylar screen tech down, so that you can see video clips in your magazines....

[Rev]

Holy shit, are they talking about that magazine ad?

Made both me and my girl jump when we saw it!

[EdC]

I'm not generally a comedy fan

Shouldn't you be listening to Stern then? :icon_mrgr

[savethewave]

Audio ads in magazines? Those annoying cards that fall out are bad enough.

Morning, all.

[pizzdawg]

Sorry, Hillary wins, hands down.
Hillary in '06!!!:icon_wink

Hillary is just such a nobody. Lindsay soooooo much hotter...even though she has become a skanky coke whore.

[Farm Flufer]

Opie needs to stop promoting The Rolling Stone. Jimmy will bite his face when he gets back.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Shouldn't you be listening to Stern then? :icon_mrgr

Televised comedy, fucko! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

[Seth]

Isn't it the same mechanism as a birthday card?

[EdC]

Hillary is just such a nobody. Lindsay soooooo much hotter...even though she has become a skanky coke whore.

A nobody? She sat next to Jim Norton and actually seemed to enjoy the little perv's humor.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Hillary is just such a nobody. Lindsay soooooo much hotter...even though she has become a skanky coke whore.

And being a skanky coke whore isn't hot? That's exactly why I want to tit-fuck her so bad!

[pizzdawg]

A nobody? She sat next to Jim Norton and actually seemed to enjoy the little perv's humor.

Ok...I missed that.

[APortablePhone]

Hillary is just such a nobody. Lindsay soooooo much hotter...even though she has become a skanky coke whore.

Hilary's music is much better though. "Why Not" and "So Yesterday" are fantastic songs.

[Rev]

Hilary's music is much better though. "Why Not" and "So Yesterday" are fantastic songs.We need to get the gay out of this listening thread. :icon_roll

[savethewave]

Hillary is just such a nobody. Lindsay soooooo much hotter...even though she has become a skanky coke whore.

Hillary has an innocence that would be delightful to corrupt...how much fun would it be to see her face semi-buried in a pillow, butt up in the air, asking you "who's your bad girl?" in spite of her upbringing?

[pizzdawg]

Hilary's music is much better though. "Why Not" and "So Yesterday" are fantastic songs.

Neither of them are FUCKING muscians. They both act. Poorly mind you, but they both act. They sing because of all the lil lemmings out ther buying Aaron Carter Cd's. Did you know Hillary has a "Best of" Cd. I didn't she had more than one record out. It drives me out of my mind.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

in europe i was in a movie theater and they had an intermission and commerical in the middle of the movie

[Footthing]

Hillary is just such a nobody. Lindsay soooooo much hotter...even though she has become a skanky coke whore.


nah... Avil Lavgene all the way... damn gorgeous

[JoeyDVDZ]

Hillary has an innocence that would be delightful to corrupt...how much fun would it be to see her face semi-buried in a pillow, butt up in the air, asking you "who's your bad girl?" in spite of her upbringing?

I would much perfer her face buried in a tear stained pillow, and a muffled "why? Whyyyy?" as I'm ramming it home....

[Seth]

Hillary has an innocence that would be delightful to corrupt...how much fun would it be to see her face semi-buried in a pillow, butt up in the air, asking you "who's your bad girl?" in spite of her upbringing?
Thanks for that. Really. Thank you.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Hillary has an innocence that would be delightful to corrupt...how much fun would it be to see her face semi-buried in a pillow, butt up in the air, asking you "who's your bad girl?" in spite of her upbringing?
only semi-buried?

[pizzdawg]

Neither of them are FUCKING muscians. They both act. Poorly mind you, but they both act. They sing because of all the lil lemmings out ther buying Aaron Carter Cd's. Did you know Hillary has a "Best of" Cd. I didn't she had more than one record out. It drives me out of my mind.

Fuck, did I mention Aarron Carter on Whackbag...Ugh...I'm giving myself a time out.

[khemystri]

hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal! check please!

:icon_mrgr :clap:

[APortablePhone]

Did you know Hillary has a "Best of" Cd. I didn't she had more than one record out.

She has two fantastic albums out. Who didn't know that?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Thanks for that. Really. Thank you.

Then you must REALLY love my response to that! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif

[savethewave]

nah... Avil Lavgene all the way... damn gorgeous

Right on. I am glad I am not the only one who would want to see all that mascara get all smeared.

[FreeTheCricket]

GOOD GIRL!!!! She said "You guys suck" and NOT "Punching out". THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY!!!! "Punching out" is a'sposed-ta be used ONLY WHEN YOUR CALL IS FLAMING OUT AND YOU NEED TO BAIL BEFORE YOU GET THE CAR CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Right on. I am glad I am not the only one who would want to see all that mascara get all smeared.

Avril looks like she might like the abuse a little too much though. Sometimes innocence is better. :)

[EdC]

GOOD GIRL!!!! She said "You guys suck" and NOT "Punching out". THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY!!!! "Punching out" is a'sposed-ta be used ONLY WHEN YOUR CALL IS FLAMING OUT AND YOU NEED TO BAIL BEFORE YOU GET THE CAR CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly. It is nice listening to the old shows before every stupid caller had to "punch out."

[Seth]

Then you must REALLY love my response to that! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif

Nah, it lacks the imagery

What is that little video in your sig pic?

[APortablePhone]

Right on. I am glad I am not the only one who would want to see all that mascara get all smeared.

She's quite the talented young musician too. "Complicated" really did speak to me. I probably enjoyed Ashlee Simpson's album more, but I know that Avril's albums have more artistic credibility. Of course neither can compare to Hilary Duff, a true musical virtuoso.

[savethewave]

Thanks for that. Really. Thank you.

You are welcome, Miss. If you liked my little description, you will LOOOVE JoeyDVDZ at the top of page 11.

[EdC]

She's quite the talented young musician too. "Complicated" really did speak to me. I probably enjoyed Ashlee Simpson's album more, but I know that Avril's albums have more artistic credibility. Of course neither can compare to Hilary Duff, a true musical virtuoso.

Is this your Club Soda Kenny impression?

[savethewave]

She's quite the talented young musician too. "Complicated" really did speak to me. I probably enjoyed Ashlee Simpson's album more, but I know that Avril's albums have more artistic credibility. Of course neither can compare to Hilary Duff, a true musical virtuoso.


Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

[pizzdawg]

She's quite the talented young musician too. "Complicated" really did speak to me. I probably enjoyed Ashlee Simpson's album more, but I know that Avril's albums have more artistic credibility. Of course neither can compare to Hilary Duff, a true musical virtuoso.

Will not comment...will not comment.

[pizzdawg]

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

"That's a fantastic buisness card. Is that...bone?"

[savethewave]

only semi-buried?

I like to see their faces and their reactions to the things that I say to them.

[speedyjuice]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: "That's a fantastic buisness card. Is that...bone?"

[JoeyDVDZ]

You are welcome, Miss. If you liked my little description, you will LOOOVE JoeyDVDZ at the top of page 11.

Ya know, I would have thought so too, but Seth wasn't very impressed with my depravity. Goes to show, sometimes it really is in the wording. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/confused-smiley-013.gif

[khemystri]

She's quite the talented young musician too. "Complicated" really did speak to me. I probably enjoyed Ashlee Simpson's album more, but I know that Avril's albums have more artistic credibility. Of course neither can compare to Hilary Duff, a true musical virtuoso.

:icon_eek:

[Rev]

She's quite the talented young musician too. "Complicated" really did speak to me. I probably enjoyed Ashlee Simpson's album more, but I know that Avril's albums have more artistic credibility. Of course neither can compare to Hilary Duff, a true musical virtuoso.You, sir, have a keen ear for talent!

[EdC]

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?


Oh yea, that's what he was shooting for. Funny how Kenny sounds kind of like that too.

[pizzdawg]

Gracias speedy.

[Rev]

Oresteste.... Hillary Duff.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Nah, it lacks the imagery

What is that little video in your sig pic?

It's a gif of a young lass practicing her technique on a paper hog. It was weird, so I used it, unfortunately it's also very tiny.

[pizzdawg]

:icon_lol: Oresteste.... Hillary Duff.

[Seth]

Ooh, I'm on the phone!


Thanks Joey- it is funny... and weird.... and tiny

[TheJew]

It's a gif of a young lass practicing her technique on a paper hog. It was weird, so I used it, unfortunately it's also very tiny.
she eats that bag...kind of creepy.

[khemystri]

Ooh, I'm on the phone!

HooHoo

[Seth]

Bill just apologized for a joke before, during and after doing the joke...

[savethewave]

Ya know, I would have thought so too, but Seth wasn't very impressed with my depravity. Goes to show, sometimes it really is in the wording. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/confused-smiley-013.gif

It is in the wording...at least vivid descriptions is what I do to try and fail to compensate for what genetics has denied me.

And you are right...sometimes innocence is better, but I have reached the point where I would prefer to not have plain vanilla.

[speedyjuice]

Thank you Jew...That's great...get me one on the winnebago. New laptop and don't have photo shop yet

[TheJew]

Thank you Jew...That's great...get me one on the winnebago
haha it is really shitty lol took me 5 mins, can't find a back pic of the winnebago.

[SonnyForelli]

Slowy cane? Ha Ha

[Rev]

That reporter sounded like lil Jimmy for a moment.
I miss Jimmy.:icon_cry:

[TheJew]

Slowy cane? Ha Ha
sounded a little like that reporter, ahh holy shit his name slipped my mine. the idiot that gave away the position in iraq with the silly mustache....bwahahahah car crash

[JoeyDVDZ]

Let dem touch does things for once!

'cause dey are..... surviv-ors.

[pizzdawg]

"So Poor and they are soooo black"

[TheJew]

Let dem touch does things for once!
thank you celine :clap: :clap: :clap:

[speedyjuice]

"So Poor and they are soooo black"
pizzwolfe

[savethewave]

Celine Dion has had the same manager since she was 11, then when she came of legal age, she married him...creepy, but some might find it hot.

[Footthing]

Celine Dion is a nasty skank with no talent, like Micheal Bolton

[JoeyDVDZ]

Celine Dion has had the same manager since she was 11, then when she came of legal age, she married him...creepy, but some might find it hot.

Would have been hotter if he hadn't waited till legal age! (who's to say he did? Perhaps he was breaking her in prior to being legal! One can dream...)

[khemystri]

He "pardoned" him

[Seth]

sounded a little like that reporter, ahh holy shit his name slipped my mine. the idiot that gave away the position in iraq with the silly mustache....bwahahahah car crash
Geraldo Rivera

[pizzdawg]

Michael "No talent ass clown" Bolton...uh oh...here comes the Officespace quotes.

"I celebrate his entire collection."

[TheJew]

Geraldo Rivera
thank you! :action-sm

[pizzdawg]

"Big Guns...what that?" This is really the best audio ever.

[savethewave]

Celine Dion is a nasty skank with no talent, like Micheal Bolton

She is a second-rate Barbra Streissand who ham-handedly misinterprets every song that comes across her desk.

Anyone who likes Michael Bolton should be ashamed of themselves.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Now THAT would have been funny, to see the national guard tossing floaties into the soupy drek in NO, bunch of people bobbing around in it wearing their floaties....

[speedyjuice]

"Big Guns...what that?" This is really the best audio ever.
still not as good as boo got shot

[EdC]

I know the Bob Kelly bashing went overboard yesterday but after just 2 hours of Bill Burr can ANYBODY honestly say that Burr isn't completely superior on-air? He gets the timing. He doesn't cackle at his own jokes. He knows how to shut up and when to chime in.

He and Anthony doing tag team Celine impressions is phenomenal.

[pizzdawg]

Now THAT would have been funny, to see the national guard tossing floaties into the soupy drek in NO, bunch of people bobbing around in it wearing their floaties....

HAHAHAHHA!!!

[Rev]

"They say what is dat, when dey see my cameltoe. I say let dem touch it for once. Touch the cameltoe!"

[JoeyDVDZ]

Or... by his birth name... Jerry Rivers :)

Actually, I believe that was his "americanized" name, when it wasn't cool to have an ethnic name in showbiz.

[Deadbent]

Was googling for an underage picture of Celine for shits and giggles.
Google lists this pic in a search for her. I guess it's a pic of the first date with her manager. Her mouth seems to accomdate just about the right girth.

http://www.simranbhandari.com/gallery/20030318%20-%20OKccc%20you're%20cuteccc%20but%20the%20whole%20 Celine%20Dion%20thing%20doesn't%20work%20for%20us. jpg

[pizzdawg]

I know the Bob Kelly bashing went overboard yesterday but after just 2 hours of Bill Burr can ANYBODY honestly say that Burr isn't completely superior on-air? He gets the timing. He doesn't cackle at his own jokes. He knows how to shut up and when to chime in.

He and Anthony doing tag team Celine impressions is phenomenal.

I listened to the replay yesterday, and I have to TOTALLY disagree. Bob Kelly was really funny...and that's it I"m not going to talk about it anymore.

[TheJew]

Was googling for an underage picture of Celine for shits and giggles.
Google lists this pic in a search for her. I guess it's a pic of the first date with her manager. Her mouth seems to accomdate just about the right girth.


:clap: :clap: :clap:
i just urinated myself

[khemystri]

"They say what is dat, when dey see my cameltoe. I say let dem touch it for once. Touch the cameltoe!"

I want to punch her in the spandex bagel

[JoeyDVDZ]

I know the Bob Kelly bashing went overboard yesterday but after just 2 hours of Bill Burr can ANYBODY honestly say that Burr isn't completely superior on-air? He gets the timing. He doesn't cackle at his own jokes. He knows how to shut up and when to chime in.

He and Anthony doing tag team Celine impressions is phenomenal.

Billy also doesn't step all over the other guys lines. I thought Op was gonna smash Bob in his fat fucking face yesterday, at the start of the show. He was desperately trying to get a line out and Douch-fuck Bob kept piping in with his unfunny hacky shit. I thought for sure Opie was gonna lose it all over that unfunny dick dribble.

[savethewave]

Larry King and his matching suspenders. Asshole.

"Dey should get one million dollar. Dey wan water."

Has Chinese vegetable. NO MSG Can make no spicy.

[speedyjuice]

:icon_mrgr :clap: I want to punch her in the spandex bagel

[neckbeard44]

She sounds like she is having a Vietnam flashback...

[TheJew]

when they play the celine dion audio they need to play the clip of deniro saying liar whore, liar whore!

[khemystri]

Billy also doesn't step all over the other guys lines. I thought Op was gonna smash Bob in his fat fucking face yesterday, at the start of the show. He was desperately trying to get a line out and Douch-fuck Bob kept piping in with his unfunny hacky shit. I thought for sure Opie was gonna lose it all over that unfunny dick dribble.

Please... no repeat of yesterdays thread....

[TheJew]

Please... no repeat of yesterdays thread....
ohh snap, busted! :action-sm

[stupernicus]

"i like the redsox"

[JoeyDVDZ]

Please... no repeat of yesterdays thread....
Not repeating anything, just replying to a comment with my own $.02 worth. I needed to get it out of my system. Let the games continue. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif

[EdC]

Please... no repeat of yesterdays thread....

Agreed. I guess what I was getting at is how great Bill Burr fits in. He seems completely comfortable like a lot of the comics from the old show who were just there to hang and be funny when something hit them, not desperate to make an impression.

[savethewave]

I see Master Po sitting in the chair at night, like Leon in "The Professional."

[FreeTheCricket]

Hehe... literal idiot

[pizzdawg]

I see Master Po sitting in the chair at night, like Leon in "The Professional."

With a tree, a bottle of milk, and a gun in his lap.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

you are wrong ant.... highest part is fort triant park...

[FreeTheCricket]

Some of the greatest movie quotes of all time, I think.

[savethewave]

With a tree, a bottle of milk, and a gun in his lap.

"Gentlemen. I did it for Matilda."

[JoeyDVDZ]

With a tree, a bottle of milk, and a gun in his lap.

what an awesome movie. And Natalie Portman, before she was all legal & shit....

[TheJew]

and back to bed for me, i'm still high from yesterday. night baggers!

[FreeTheCricket]

what an awesome movie. And Natalie Portman, before she was all legal & shit....

Be honest... did you spank to her little nips poking out? I did.

[speedyjuice]

and back to bed for me, i'm still high from yesterday. night baggers!
later jew, thanx 4 the pic. gotta run 2

[Schnauzer]

back fellas, what did i miss.

[savethewave]

Be honest... did you spank to her little nips poking out? I did.

Her little nips poking out? What did I miss? Now I am going to have to watch it yet again.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

back fellas, what did i miss.
best segment ever!

[Schnauzer]

best segment ever!
haha :icon_lol:

[JoeyDVDZ]

Be honest... did you spank to her little nips poking out? I did.

I DID NOT!


but it was a close call!

[BruceKellysJunk]

what is the "Rachel, youve come... Back" quote from?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Po's entire school was flooded out in tropical storm floyd... the place was under 5 feet of water... that is probably why he is so sensitive to hurricanes

[Jimmy's Dignity]

blugh...a "slowey"cane

mornin kids:action-sm

[JPetrucci23]

morning fellas.... what is this audio they are playing, i missed the beginning of it.

[JoeyDVDZ]

what is the "Rachel, youve come... Back" quote from?

An episode of The Honeymooners.

[JoeyDVDZ]

morning fellas.... what is this audio they are playing, i missed the beginning of it.
It's Steve & Po discussing evacuation plans in the event of a hurricane touching down in Manhattan.

[savethewave]

what is the "Rachel, youve come... Back" quote from?

A Honeymooners episode, when Ralph acts in a play that the Racoon Lodge puts on. He gets all full of himself.

It is also the same episode where "Mr. Faversham" comes from.

[Rev]

Don't forget, the follow-up... Beautiful Girls.
She's a bit older, but still young and innocent. Flirting with the older neighbor (Timmothy Hutton). You KNOW his character is doing the math in his head.
15 yrs old... local laws... hmmm...

[JPetrucci23]

It's Steve & Po discussing evacuation plans in the event of a hurricane touching down in Manhattan.


thanks bro

[BruceKellysJunk]

Must have missed that honeymooners episode. Thanks

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, that's a nice line....speaking of Ophelia, did she hit North Carolina yet or is it still rolling up the coast?


Oh...what is he imitating Club Soda Kenny?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

you gotta love how this was supposed to slam po... but steve is the one under the bus...

[speedyjuice]

Steve does E-lo impersinations

[savethewave]

Slowey-Cane news is alive and well on XM 247!

[Seth]

hahaha, that's a nice line....speaking of Ophelia, did she hit North Carolina yet or is it still rolling up the coast?
From Yahoo News:
Hurricane Ophelia Soaks North Carolina (1 hour, 6 minutes ago )

NEW BERN, N.C. - Hurricane Ophelia crawled along the North Carolina coast at a tortuously slow pace on Thursday, but early indications were that the storm had not caused the severe flooding many feared.

[pizzdawg]

"Grown up adults" They're fucking in there Early 20's. Jesus Po, your not working at a day car center.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oh great, another ghey song from khemistry :icon_eek:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

cheers to Khem for the Hybrid into break:clap:

[pizzdawg]

Huzzah Khem...Huzzah.

[savethewave]

Yay, Khemistri! Everybody---get your cocks out!

[Rev]

Khem,
Love the promo, but I just gotta say... your vibrato sounds out of breath.
Cracks me up when I hear it. What can I say, I used to be a professional vocalist.

[Apathygirl]

Great job Khem!!

[khemystri]

oh great, another ghey song from khemistry :icon_eek:

Spell my name right you stupid faggot!!!!

:icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil

[pizzdawg]

Spell my name right you stupid faggot!!!!

:icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil

That's why I abbreviated it.

[khemystri]

Yay, Khemistri! Everybody---get your cocks out!

you too

[cokelogic]

I had a good line, but they moved on:

Po doesn't get sarcasm. When an intern asked, "if he could get for one more chair around him", Po started pushing the couch toward him.

[Footthing]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

[savethewave]

you too

Sorry, Chemistry. I shall spell it correctly from now on.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Spell my name right you stupid faggot!!!!

:icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil
it is not my fault you spell your name like you rap :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Morning Apathygirl, long time no speak

[khemystri]

it is not my fault you spell your name like you rap :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

So when you gonna go into the studio again???
It was funny listening to you shake like a little girl....

Go get me sandwiches boy!!!!

[Schnauzer]

OOO fight fight fight fight, prison rules

[cokelogic]

Later! Trying to get back to bed, insomnia rules :icon_eek: uck!

[pizzdawg]

That was almost "Mayor Menino is Dead."

[Jimmy's Dignity]

goddamnit...Opie got my hopes up for Michael Moore being dead :icon_evil

[FreeTheCricket]

So when you gonna go into the studio again???
It was funny listening to you shake like a little girl....

Go get me sandwiches boy!!!!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

That was fucking hilarious hearing him back down like a little girl when Po showed up.

Khem - that rap was pretty bad, sorry.

[Apathygirl]

Well Good Morning, Coke..How's you?

did you miss me....c'mon..did ya? :icon_bigg

Morning Apathygirl, long time no speak

[FreeTheCricket]

goddamnit...Opie got my hopes up for Michael Moore being dead :icon_evil


I was already on the phone with the keg distributor. DAMMIT!!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

OOO fight fight fight fight, prison rules
Prison rules = prison lube

[Schnauzer]

Prison rules = prison lube
:O perfect

[SirWorksalot]

Morning, wackers...

[NimmyJorton]

http://www.surrealcode.com/daisydukedances4you/index2.html

Guys check out this link and let me know what you think....I LOVED IT!!! But who doesnt LOVE boobies

[SirWorksalot]

Zero-Tolerance Policy for Cockblocking = More Gooder

[JoeyDVDZ]

Well Good Morning, Coke..How's you?

did you miss me....c'mon..did ya? :icon_bigg

Dunno about Coke, but I know I did! Where ya been, girl?

[FreeTheCricket]

http://www.surrealcode.com/daisydukedances4you/index2.html

Guys check out this link and let me know what you think....I LOVED IT!!! But who doesnt LOVE boobies

Dumb

[Seth]

http://www.surrealcode.com/daisydukedances4you/index2.html

Guys check out this link and let me know what you think....I LOVED IT!!! But who doesnt LOVE boobies

There was a thread about this a while ago... the last one is my favorite but its such a fucking tease!!

[SirWorksalot]

Dumb

Can we send a website to Moonachie?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

There was a thread about this a while ago... the last one is my favorite but its such a fucking tease!!
Yup, it was my thread! :icon_mrgr Always good to see people being so excited that it's gotta go up again :action-sm
by the way, I always do that, I've started like 5 duplicate threads...searching stinks

[khemystri]

Khem - that rap was pretty bad, sorry.

Kinda weird... I do a song i'm truly proud of.... and it never makes the air...
I finish the hybrid song in an hour and a half, and they play it all week....

:rolleyes:

Hate me all you want... just spell my name right!!! :action-sm

[pizzdawg]

"Rat" = good book.

Trust me I work at Borders.

[SirWorksalot]

Kinda weird... I do a song i'm truly proud of.... and it never makes the air...
I finish the hybrid song in an hour and a half, and they play it all week....

:rolleyes:

Hate me all you want... just spell my name right!!! :action-sm

I think the Steve the Bear is still my favorite....

But the Hybrid one is somewhat amusing :)

At any rate, what song do you speak of?

[khemystri]

I think the Steve the Bear is still my favorite....

But the Hybrid one is somewhat amusing :)

At any rate, what song do you speak of?

"Conner Cant Swim"

[pizzdawg]

Steve the Bear is my favorite too.

There's too much homophobia going on at the end of the Hybrid song, the rest of it is really, really funny. But still better than anything I can fuckin' do.

[SirWorksalot]

"Conner Cant Swim"

Where's that at? Can't find it on FM...

[pizzdawg]

"Conner Cant Swim"

However, I REALLY want to hear that song.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Steve the Bear does not get played anywhere near enough

when Ant said "that creepy guy" talking about bodies from beyond the grave I thought he was talking about Michael Baden

[SirWorksalot]

Steve the Bear is my favorite too.

There's too much homophobia going on at the end of the Hybrid song, the rest of it is really, really funny. But still better than anything I can fuckin' do.

Definitely better than anything I can do, too. I enjoy most of his music.

[Footthing]

hehe jimmy is a jack ass on the air, but now hes not there kinda miss that lil fucker

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Freeport? My dad grew up there way back in the day...1950's

[medium_rare]

My dad grew up there too and moved out in the early 60's.

[SirWorksalot]

Get some leaves!!!!

[pizzdawg]

This just in CSI is doing dick jokes
(Car crash...Oh Good Lord)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

My dad grew up there too and moved out in the early 60's.
yeah, my grandmother wound up sending him and his brothers to private school to get them out of the encroaching darkness

[JoeyDVDZ]

I know for a fact that a hog will eat rocks. Fed them rocks myself, in ye oldern days.

[pizzdawg]

Actually, he was getting that from Hannibal.

[Seth]

Bill's dad being in the medical field probably explains why he comes off as intelligent.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha..."Hi Jimmy's replacement"

[BigDickBlack]

God Damn! LMFAO! That caller about the pigs was pissed! NO! What a bitch!

[IDontCare05]

G'morning everyone.

[BigDickBlack]

I know for a fact that a hog will eat rocks. Fed them rocks myself, in ye oldern days.


You and Groucho? :action-sm

[Mister__Hughes]

forget aristotlle, fuck socrates, her comes proffessor anthony

[Mister__Hughes]

<<<<slurp>>>>

[JoeyDVDZ]

You and Groucho? :action-sm

Indeed. Me, Groucho & Ant, slopping the hogs, tossing in rocks for giggles as the dumb beasts chomped down on them. watched a hog eat a cat once too. That was pretty cool.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

digging up the porch, what'd he find, Jimmy's playmate?

[SirWorksalot]

This phone call stinks.

[BigDickBlack]

Wasnt that on CSI?

[stupernicus]

up in british columbia, a guy was killing whores
and feeding them to his hogs. he butchered and
sold the pigs to poor folks that ate them.

[BigDickBlack]

Indeed. Me, Groucho & Ant, slopping the hogs, tossing in rocks for giggles as the dumb beasts chomped down on them. watched a hog eat a cat once too. That was pretty cool.


:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[wetandstickyjim]

they found Steves hand?

[BigDickBlack]

Indeed. Me, Groucho & Ant, slopping the hogs, tossing in rocks for giggles as the dumb beasts chomped down on them. watched a hog eat a cat once too. That was pretty cool.

Are you sure it wasnt with Op and a little dog named Chester? Just checking!

[Seth]

they found Steves hand?
http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/roflmao.gif

[JSHAW]

News Tease...

Dead bodies in your woods???

We'll tell ya, coming up next...

[pizzdawg]

The Ring Scared the SHIT out of me.

[BigDickBlack]

Sure you did Op! lol

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yeah, it really fuckin messed with me too

we actually started watching the movie at 10pm, same as when the movie started...then the fucking DVD crapped out like an hour or so in

[pizzdawg]

Yes, please move on. Or christ bring back Po.

[Rev]

I had to drive home by myself, after seeing The Ring on opening night.
What made it uber creepy, was that I had just put a 32" tv in my backseat, to give to a relative that weekend.

I have NEVER looked over my shoulder as much as that night.

[BigDickBlack]

News Tease...

Dead bodies in your woods???

We'll tell ya, coming up next...


OMG yesterday on the local News where Im at they ahd a fucking crazy tease-my old lady even pointed it out--- Clean diapers can make your baby sick coming up at 6 ---I was fucking stunned!

[JoeyDVDZ]

I remember sitting in the theater watching Blair Witch... How fuckin creepy was that movie?

[SirWorksalot]

The Exorcism of Emily Rose creeped the shit out of me :icon_eek:

[pizzdawg]

yeah, it really fuckin messed with me too

we actually started watching the movie at 10pm, same as when the movie started...then the fucking DVD crapped out like an hour or so in

I watched the Ring, when it was raining and the DVD was watching was skipping...and then the phone rang...scary ass shit.

[pizzdawg]

*sigh* Norton.

[JoeyDVDZ]

The Exorcism of Emily Rose creeped the shit out of me :icon_eek:

Was that flick worth while? I love good scary flicks about posession. Exorcist ruled. Exorcist 2 sucked balls tho.

[Seth]

I remember sitting in the theater watching Blair Witch... How fuckin creepy was that movie?

I was wearing a long gypsy skirt when I saw that movie. I had a few steps to walk up to get to my seat. Naturally, I stepped on my skirt which promptly pulled it down. I flashed my entire ass to everyone behind me, including my brand new brother-in-law, my grandmother, and possibly my great aunt. So yes, the movie was disturbing.