O&A Listening Thread 09-19-05

[BIV]

Morning kids, more Bill Burr goodness today.

[TaZMaNiaK]

:action-sm

Too bad Jimmy's not there tomorrow.. We could celebrate our birfdays together!

[generoso]

Morning Biv..Luv the Bill Burr hbo thing...Be back in 5 need coffee

[BIV]

:action-sm

Too bad Jimmy's not there tomorrow.. We could celebrate our birfdays together!
Happy birfday!:hb: :cool8:

[BIV]

Hey!!!!! It's not your birfday.:icon_conf


This makes me laugh:

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[TaZMaNiaK]

Well, duh.. I said tomorrow.. :icon_mrgr

[BIV]

Well, duh.. I said tomorrow.. :icon_mrgr
Oh. Well, in that case:

Happy birfday!http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/birthday.gif http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/coolman.gif

[TaZMaNiaK]

Why thank you sir!! What'd ya get me?

[Sack of Chisels]

hiya buddies

[TaZMaNiaK]

:action-sm

[BIV]

Why thank you sir!! What'd ya get me?
How about some unintentional funny-turned-intentional:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=601715#post601715

[BIV]

itr, gen, greetings.

[generoso]

Ok the world is much better now i have my nice hot fresh cup of coffee and ........I went all out and gota coffe cake as well.....Won 50 bucks on a scratch off.....

[TaZMaNiaK]

Hahaha nice!!

I just made a disturbing discovery.... The light on my electronic mouse trap is blinking....

[NoFilterPaul]

'mornin.... the LXR are on the Worst-Of... ack!!

[TaZMaNiaK]

Ok the world is much better now i have my nice hot fresh cup of coffee and ........I went all out and gota coffe cake as well.....Won 50 bucks on a scratch off.....

Nice!

Look what I found!! They're out of regular right now, but I ordered some last week.. It's awesome! http://www.gevalia.com/Gevalia/catalog/product_detail.aspx?product_id=2201

[generoso]

Hahaha nice!!

I just made a disturbing discovery.... The light on my electronic mouse trap is blinking....
Was thinking of getting one of those..I use D-con quick kill .Best stuff ever..Kills them in like 5 minutes after they eat...But want to try the electic ones

[generoso]

Nice!

Look what I found!! They're out of regular right now, but I ordered some last week.. It's awesome! http://www.gevalia.com/Gevalia/catalog/product_detail.aspx?product_id=2201
Nice find :clap: :clap: I might have to order a few ..

[CurseoftheBambino]

hey sweeties, honey's and nofilterpaul heh

[BIV]

Bunch of faggolas in here. Coffee comes in two flavors, regular and decaf.

[TaZMaNiaK]

Was thinking of getting one of those..I use D-con quick kill .Best stuff ever..Kills them in like 5 minutes after they eat...But want to try the electic ones

I dont use poison for 2 reasons.. First, I have dogs, and second, the little bastard can go a long way into the wall in 5 minutes. Better to roast his ass in a place you can just throw it out.

If you're going to get an electronic one, get it from www.woodstream.com , and put "opie & anthony in the "Where'd you hear about us?" box.. It doesn't get you anything, but it'll show them some business came from Op's plug..

[generoso]

Bunch of faggolas in here. Coffee comes in two flavors, regular and decaf.
Now don't knock the Blueberry creme till you try it...Best coffee ever..And morning curse....Hey Paul how does feel hearing your voice in the morning on best of's

[TaZMaNiaK]

Bunch of faggolas in here. Coffee comes in two flavors, regular and decaf.
You actually classify decaf as coffee??? And you're calling me a fag? I just like some flavor now and then. Decaf is for pussies.

[Whatzinmypants]

Morning Everyone! Hiya Bivvy & Gen!

[TaZMaNiaK]

Mornin Whatz! :action-sm

[Whatzinmypants]

Mornin Whatz! :action-sm

Morning Taz :action-sm

[generoso]

Morning Whatz how are you today this fine morning...

[DREW]

Morning baggers! Coffee sux. Ain't nothing like a pussy in the morning!

[Whatzinmypants]

Morning Whatz how are you today this fine morning...

Its Monday...no more replays....I'm good! how bout you?

[CurseoftheBambino]

this the jaws hour??

[TaZMaNiaK]

Jaws was just on Turner Classic Movies the other night

[Whatzinmypants]

be right back...just read all the previous coffee posts ...and now i want some.... :icon_mrgr

[CurseoftheBambino]

i got the 30th anniversary edition

[generoso]

Its Monday...no more replays....I'm good! how bout you?
Doing good..Lost mega Millions ....Some guy who won it already won it fucking again.....But a nice quiet weekend.

[CurseoftheBambino]

what the he won it already????

[CurseoftheBambino]

i wanted to win that money so fucking bad it hurts!

[mrlovkim]

Morning.:)

[generoso]

what the he won it already????
Yea 2 time winner and this time for a cool 250 mil...some old fuck as well....

[CurseoftheBambino]

hey mrlovkim...how your ooompa loompas doing?

[CurseoftheBambino]

what won again and an old fuck grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr may he choke on a viagra pill!!!!

[BIV]

Mornin' Whatz and all of you without breasts.

[CurseoftheBambino]

Bivvy sweetie !!!

[generoso]

i wanted to win that money so fucking bad it hurts!
Yea you be in ..(insert joke here ) for life ... :action-sm

[TaZMaNiaK]

i got the 30th anniversary edition

Yeah I just ordered it.. It should be here this week

[TaZMaNiaK]

be back in a few

[generoso]

Mornin' Whatz and all of you without breasts.
Ok and what about the others with breasts

[CurseoftheBambino]

lol i wouldnt be nig((er rich for sure i be Rich peroid!!!

[Shipwreck]

Starbucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CurseoftheBambino]

is anyone else having a slow time refreshing wackbag or is it that damn winmx on my system???

[Sack of Chisels]

Fine here

[BIV]

Ok and what about the others with breasts
Man boobs don't count.

[generoso]

is anyone else having a slow time refreshing wackbag or is it that damn winmx on my system???
Problbly winmx.....And btw Winmx is old let me tell you about this thing called Bit torrents

[CurseoftheBambino]

i use winmix mostly for music and obscure music videos... CUE THE MUSIC!!!!

[generoso]

Anyway enough about coffe and man boobs cue the music

[BIV]

Da musica!!!

"Oh Dear Lord."

[generoso]

Morning BS how are you today...

[generoso]

So whats the 1st topic touched today anyguesses

[Chuckyarla]

mornin all - music cue and I am chuckyarla and I am on the internet

[BIV]

So whats the 1st topic touched today anyguesses
1. New hurricane
2. People returning to NOLA
3. Trump singing green acres

[CurseoftheBambino]

bs SWEETIE Am i gonna see u on halloween for the big blow out?

[generoso]

Would be doing better if my Patsys won yesterday, although I am okay since I am here with my friends!
I know that feeling yankees could have gained yesterday but lost by a fucking run.....

[whoisisthis]

morning everyone! :action-sm


let's do this..I have a dog house to build today. I'll be listening in my garage this AM :)

[Chuckyarla]

I'm off to the giants at saints at giants game tonight

[Whatzinmypants]

Phew ...made it back from Dunkins just in time and no speeding tickets!

[Dugout Doug]

Mornng fellas

[Chuckyarla]

morning everyone! :action-sm


let's do this..I have a dog house to build today. I'll be listening in my garage this AM :)

what did she think you did wrong that you will need a dog house.

[Rev]

Hello, you lucky people!

[generoso]

Well time for work...cya all on the pm side....

[Whatzinmypants]

Mornin BS and Doug!

[Whatzinmypants]

Well time for work...cya all on the pm side....

Have a great day sweetums!

[whoisisthis]

what did she think you did wrong that you will need a dog house.


yeah..fucking bitch :icon_wink

[BIV]

BYe Bye Gen

[CurseoftheBambino]

hey rev, hey chucky, hey General

[Premarital Sex]

Good morning all.

[CurseoftheBambino]

gasp....how could u confuse me with BAM???

[PorchMonkey4Life]

good morning everyone...
nice to start off a new week...

[CurseoftheBambino]

morning P-MS

[CurseoftheBambino]

dan annna nnah nah nah Splat man nah nanah splat man splat man splat man!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

man did i have the shits on saturday... oh god damn it was not fun

[Mr.Monster Rain]

morning all...time to sip down some delicious coffee

[whoisisthis]

man did i have the shits on saturday... oh god damn it was not fun


hangover shits?

:icon_eek:

[PorchMonkey4Life]

dan annna nnah nah nah Splat man nah nanah splat man splat man splat man!
sir please refrain from speaking ebonics in the listening thread... that is against the FAQ and will bet you banned...

[CurseoftheBambino]

im still up w/o coffee....

[PorchMonkey4Life]

hangover shits?

:icon_eek:
no... mexican food for dinner the night before shits

[CurseoftheBambino]

that's so not ebonic...it's the theme for batman *the tv show*

[Chuckyarla]

hey rev, hey chucky, hey General

good mornin curse, PMS

[CurseoftheBambino]

speaking of mexican shits where's paul????

[whoisisthis]

Paul's not Mexican


is he?



I don't get it :icon_frow

[Chuckyarla]

no... mexican food for dinner the night before shits

I thought marquarita was very tasty and good. no problems the next day. She left right away after the happy ending, ohh you didn't mean that type of mexican food. :action-sm

[PorchMonkey4Life]

speaking of mexican shits where's paul????
i think that wetback lover has gone to work for the day... and there is no fucking way that is the batman theme....

[Ebola]

good moring wb'ers

[shaggy00m]

Good morning Wackbaggers.

[CurseoftheBambino]

nope he's not i just wanted to interject him into the thread LOL

[shaggy00m]

Hi HO Hi HO Off work F'ing work I go. Enjoy!

[CurseoftheBambino]

Hey Shaggy..bye Shaggy...hey Ebola...speaking Of The Shits....

[whoisisthis]

the listening threads have been pretty slow lately, no?

[BIV]

Goes in waves, depends on what is going on, on the show.

[CurseoftheBambino]

And On The Amount Of Coffee In The Stomach

[whoisisthis]

yeah, guess Jimmy leaving probably had alot to do with it


?



allright, I'm out..later :action-sm

[Whatzinmypants]

See ya'all after work....ciao!

[CurseoftheBambino]

Bye Whatz

[BIV]

Gotta go guys. Later!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

the reason bill o'reilly fucked them on the segment is because opie would not fuck this girl...

[CurseoftheBambino]

Bye bivvy

[APortablePhone]

The article Anthony is speaking of...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0915051hooters1.html

[CurseoftheBambino]

i think i was there but they were signing wnew tshirts

[TaZMaNiaK]

'lo again.. I'm having breakfast with the King..

[Premarital Sex]

Why does Ben keep running off?

[CurseoftheBambino]

don king??

[PorchMonkey4Life]

dude dude the pats what is going on bwahahahahahahahah

[TaZMaNiaK]

He caught the green apple splatters from Op

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Why does Ben keep running off?
maybe he has to shit...

[CurseoftheBambino]

he's like a kid w/o speed he has to move around...

[Ballbuster1]

Eat it Ben. The Birds looked great !

[SonnyForelli]

I wonder if Opie had wet underwear in his car when he left her in the tub ?

[TylerPenn]

Here are a bunch of shots of the one-armed girl from Hooters night on 8/16/01

http://photobucket.com/albums/y208/tylerpenn/?action=view&current=DSCN0013.jpg

[TaZMaNiaK]

I wonder if Opie had wet underwear in his car when he left her in the tub ?

Hoo hoo! I invented wet undies. Tell 'em Fred!

[CurseoftheBambino]

Pull The String!!!! Pull The String!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Hey... look another hurricane... this one looks like it has a good track...
hopefully this one is going to be a direct hit on the astrodome in houston
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT18/refresh/AL1805W+gif/032506W_sm.gif

[Rev]

Here are a bunch of shots of the one-armed girl from Hooters night on 8/16/01

http://photobucket.com/albums/y208/tylerpenn/?action=view&current=DSCN0013.jpg
I'd hit it.

[Deadbent]

morning baggers, what did I miss?

[CurseoftheBambino]

WASNT opie w/ sandy at this point?

[Chuckyarla]

WASNT opie w/ sandy at this point?

I believe so.

[TaZMaNiaK]

Hey... look another hurricane... this one looks like it has a good track...
hopefully this one is going to be a direct hit on the astrodome in houston


Oh yeah... Now the democrats are REALLY going to be up in arms.. If that thing intensifies and wipes out Houston, that will be their hard evidence that Bush has a weather machine and is trying to wipe out the poor blacks... :icon_roll

[Chuckyarla]

14 minutes until next few ebay items up

[Rev]

Fuck! Anthony's comments just made me choke on a full mouth of cigarette smoke.
Christ, I can taste my lungs.

[Chuckyarla]

Oh yeah... Now the democrats are REALLY going to be up in arms.. If that thing intensifies and wipes out Houston, that will be their hard evidence that Bush has a weather machine and is trying to wipe out the poor blacks... :icon_roll

I was hoping it hit crawford, actually why doesn't Bush have some evacuees at his ranch

[Chuckyarla]

strap in, funny story

[CurseoftheBambino]

ha ha REV

[lost1jagerontap]

Here are a bunch of shots of the one-armed girl from Hooters night on 8/16/01

http://photobucket.com/albums/y208/tylerpenn/?action=view&current=DSCN0013.jpg

oh yea its fake

[Rev]

Oh yeah... Now the democrats are REALLY going to be up in arms.. If that thing intensifies and wipes out Houston, that will be their hard evidence that Bush has a weather machine and is trying to wipe out the poor blacks... :icon_rollgrumble grumble... liberals...grumble grumble...
It's getting weak, all the lib bashing. Now you gotta switch it to dems?

[TaZMaNiaK]

I was hoping it hit crawford, actually why doesn't Bush have some evacuees at his ranch

Why don't YOU have some of those looting ****** murdering schwoogies at YOUR house?

That's what I thought. And I've got a funny feeling that's why Houston is kicking them out this weekend. Crime went up 10,000% since they brought in the evacuees.

[Chuckyarla]

Why don't YOU have some of those looting ****** murdering schwoogies at YOUR house?

That's what I thought. And I've got a funny feeling that's why Houston is kicking them out this weekend. Crime went up 10,000% since they brought in the evacuees.

actually I had arranged at one point for a couple to be at my house. I still may have some one else.

[APortablePhone]

Crime went up 10,000% since they brought in the evacuees.

Right you are sir, right you are.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3351142

Oh wait, it was the same? Silly me.

[TaZMaNiaK]

grumble grumble... liberals...grumble grumble...
It's getting weak, all the lib bashing. Now you gotta switch it to dems?

I hate both sides. They both suck. But I'm forced to vote republican because they suck less, and a vote for anyone who I agree with is a wasted vote. We need to rise up as a nation, throw EVERYBODY the fuck out of Washington, and start over. Problem is, there's too many fucking lemmings in this country.

[Chuckyarla]

are the intern for a day bids real?

[Rev]

are the intern for a day bids real?Always thought it was a bit odd.
Winners get to run errands for them. Am i reading this wrong? Isn't my idea of a winning proposition.

[Chuckyarla]

If these bids are real they need to list more than the two, but done slowly.

[PEST BY TRADE]

Always thought it was a bit odd.
Winners get to run errands for them. Am i reading this wrong? Isn't my idea of a winning proposition.


Morning wackbag

I think it's more about just getting a chance to meet the guys
but then getting abused

[APortablePhone]

Always thought it was a bit odd.
Winners get to run errands for them. Am i reading this wrong? Isn't my idea of a winning proposition.

You think Anthony would really trust a random person to touch his food? You are basically paying to come up to the studio and see the boys.

War And Peace is about Russia's war with Napoleon which took place from 1805-1813.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

ugh.... a family festival? it is where the mob gets together

[TaZMaNiaK]

Oh shut the fuck up you meat pocket.

[TaZMaNiaK]

Here's a T-shirt for these assholes: "Happiness is buttsex @ St. Patrick's Cathedral"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wow...I just saw the picture of the O'Reilly 1 arm chick...I'd fuck her


oh and in picture 3 you can see the fake hand really well

[Rev]

Rita will make a turn, and head into the Gulf. But, will give up upon arrival, when she hears the prices are $3.50 a gallon.

[APortablePhone]

Send the NYPD after them?

Bill = the new Paul Mercurio

[Boba Dousch]

Bill needs a better asault on the media!

[TaZMaNiaK]

Just saw the AOTM.. NICE!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

they should bring than out of retirement and have him bitch slap WB11

[Premarital Sex]

I know I'm biased, but the guys in Philly weren't coherent. And if you weren't an O&A fan, you wouldn't have recognized the WOW stickers it went by so quick.

[Deadbent]

wow...I just saw the picture of the O'Reilly 1 arm chick...I'd fuck her


oh and in picture 3 you can see the fake hand really well



Yeah, that waxy looking delicious prosthetic.


I bet she's the kind of person to fuck a guy in the ass and wouldn't have the common courtesy to give him a reacharound.

[Chuckyarla]

springfield

[Rev]

The Philly assault, did you catch the "good luck bro" just before the bullhorn?! Phenominal!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I know I'm biased, but the guys in Philly weren't coherent. And if you weren't an O&A fan, you wouldn't have recognized the WOW stickers it went by so quick.
yeah but the bullhorn makes it more gooder

[TaZMaNiaK]

Yo Sonny... Who the fuck did that asshole think he was shoving you guys around? He is on camera assaulting you.. You can OWN him!!

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Morning All....Anthony has obviously never seen how to tailgate right...

[PEST BY TRADE]

morning sir

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oh great train wreck radio....

[Premarital Sex]

I invented standing in front of the reporter, tell 'em Fred.

[PEST BY TRADE]

Ant was right it was more gooder with both guys on

[PorchMonkey4Life]

wow... callers stink today

[Rupert Jee]

they should bring than out of retirement and have him bitch slap WB11

Anybody see the segment when O&A were on theWB11 like a week before they started on XM?

[Premarital Sex]

Oh good lord. Should I call in now too?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Oh good lord. Should I call in now too?
NO

[Premarital Sex]

NO
Well, this conversation seems to be right up your alley. Give it a shot :rolleyes:

[Chuckyarla]

Do I smell lawsuit

[PEST BY TRADE]

cops talking shit love it

[Chuckyarla]

disorderly conduct charge is bullshite

[PEST BY TRADE]

that's the charge to get you off the street 9 times out of 10 they get dropped

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oh wow... this was just a complete cluster fuck

[SonnyForelli]

I just saw the clear version of my AOTM, I have to say, I will be the first one to admit when I am beat, but I like the one we did beter, plus you can clearly see me getting shoved by the camra man

[Deadbent]

Sonnys aotm. I still like that one best this month.

[PEST BY TRADE]

yours was more gooder sonny

[Jerseyshorekev]

Good Morning wackbaggers

[DrZoidberg]

Morning All

[GravyMaster]

Holy shit I just saw the Philly AOTM! Oh my god I almost shit myself!!! Bravo!

[Deadbent]

Holy shit I just saw the Philly AOTM! Oh my god I almost shit myself!!! Bravo!


I'm just gonna keep looking at the chick bouncing in your sig for a few more minutes.

[Flea_Man]

Good Morning.

[SonnyForelli]

Holy shit I just saw the Philly AOTM! Oh my god I almost shit myself!!! Bravo!

I will not be denyed by a couple of drunks at a football game, its too easy , plus I am in a pissy mood this morning due to our great baseball and football performances yesterday

[Chuckyarla]

I'm just gonna keep looking at the chick bouncing in your sig for a few more minutes.

it always makes me smile

[Rev]

So far the fans have spoken sonny, our attack was the more goodder one!They're both really good. But, if I was forced to choose one, I'd go with the Philly assault.
They got in front of the reporter, had an airhorn, a "good luck bro", wore wow stickers, and forced the cameraman to cover his own shot with his hand.

[PEST BY TRADE]

They're both really good. But, if I was forced to choose one, I'd go with the Philly assault.
They got in front of the reporter, had an airhorn, a "good luck bro", wore wow stickers, and forced the cameraman to cover his own shot with his hand.


good point sir but they got assulted on there assult and still made a good show of it my vote is for boston so far

[APortablePhone]

It's time to move to New Jersey boys.

[Jerseyshorekev]

Holy shit I just saw the Philly AOTM! Oh my god I almost shit myself!!! Bravo!
Holy crap who is that chick in your sig pic???

[Jimmy's Dignity]

It's time to move to New Jersey boys.
I was going to say it's time to move to CT...but the prices around here are the same as his North Shore rant...like a million an acre...then the house

[Deadbent]

Holy crap who is that chick in your sig pic???


Shes a regular Becky Bounceful.

[Jerseyshorekev]

Shes a regular Becky Bounceful.

They look totally real also!

[ElectricShockOJ]

I will not be denyed by a couple of drunks at a football game, its too easy , plus I am in a pissy mood this morning due to our great baseball and football performances yesterday

After seeing both I have to go with the Boston one too, it looks like you guys plan them out alot beter and its alot more clear on what sonny is saying. Plus being asaulted by the Thug man is priceless. Keep up the good work guys !

[Jimmy's Dignity]

haha, and I know you're still there

gotta love the return of the silent game

[APortablePhone]

Eh, not hot enough to bother finding.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/PH2005091801470.jpg

[freak8]

yo yo


A molata MongRAl trout :)

[Deadbent]

We found a picture of some of those new dogs.

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/patty-dog.jpg




I feel sorry most for the dog on the left. I can't even start to think what mongrels they cross bred for that one.

[PEST BY TRADE]

that's fucked up mister

[Schnauzer]

SCHNOODLE!

http://www.valleyviewdogs.com/images/schnoodles/Toy-Schnoodle-Alley-10.jpg

[Seth]

I'm so goddamned corny- I love that waddle doodle comment!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

APP...who is that chick you just posted?

yeah, that waddledoodle was funny:)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

awwww....Puggle!

http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/4251/puggle4sd.jpg

[Deadbent]

he'd be cuter if he was on fire.

[stupernicus]

don't they mean cockinass

[PorchMonkey4Life]

white apallo... brilliant

[Rev]

This subject is killing me. I'm holding off buying a dog for now. This aint helping.
I want a Boston Terrier. I will name him either Pazuzu or Ouija, and he will be fancy.

[Deadbent]

I'd love a photoshop of that puggle on fire for my sig :P

[KevSlider]

I want a purebread Boston Terrier. Those are the most bestest dogs ever.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

hey kev... you like my new sig? i made it for you... :)

[PEST BY TRADE]

you told lacey the same thing mister

[Deadbent]

This caller stinks and I don't like it.

[KevSlider]

Nah, it's a little too monocrome for me. I like color in pictures.

[PEST BY TRADE]

oh by the way brilliant sig sir !

[Chuckyarla]

cricktes

[Rev]

Shitzu + cocker spaniel= Shitdick!!!!!!

[Deadbent]

Haha.. Ant.


"Held back with scrunchies...(silence)... No??.. er..."

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Nah, it's a little too monocrome for me. I like color in pictures.
maybe i should have made it in purple for you :action-sm

[KevSlider]

That's a ShitCock rev.

[Seth]

I thought that Pat Battle joke was hysterical! I must be tired...

[PEST BY TRADE]

asking why are you so stupid if your dads a teacher

[Rev]

That's a ShitCock rev.Tommy Technical. :action-sm

[PorchMonkey4Life]

hey bill burr stole my houston joke

[stupernicus]

what's a maff teacher

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, sic em sic em!

God just sending hurricanes after them

[Chuckyarla]

I thought that Pat Battle joke was hysterical! I must be tired...

The joke was awful, but Pat Battle is almost always funny

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahah....do you have your own hog?

[BigDickBlack]

Howdy howdy Fucking Partners!

[PEST BY TRADE]

yes your my hog star

[Deadbent]

It'd be great if her interviewee played the silent game with her right there.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

God Damn, the JAWs quotes are killing me...

[prozac]

A black dog from Isreal.....Nig-a-Jew-poo???

[BigDickBlack]

A black dog from Isreal.....Nig-a-Jew-poo???

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Deadbent]

A black dog from Isreal.....Nig-a-Jew-poo???



Haha.
Lovingly, that gets the crickets.

[prozac]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Thank-you...Thank-you.

[Jerseyshorekev]

Does anyone think ellen is funny. I think I'm missing something.

[prozac]

Haha.
Lovingly, that gets the crickets.

Can't argue with you Deadbent

[PEST BY TRADE]

her stand ups were very funny back in the day

[Deadbent]

Does anyone think ellen is funny. I think I'm missing something.



Oh, she's a bit too edgy for me. I prefer real performers like rita rudner and carrot top.

[Rev]

A black dog from Isreal.....Nig-a-Jew-poo???keikerspaniel?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

musterd sperm... nice opie's one line a day

[Deadbent]

keikerspaniel?



!!!!!


:clap:

[prozac]

Oh, she's a bit too edgy for me. I prefer real performers like rita rudner and carrot top.

HA!!! Good one!! :icon_mrgr :clap: :icon_mrgr

[Jerseyshorekev]

She sounds like a 1970's stand up comedian...."but seriously folks..."

[prozac]

keikerspaniel?

Rev. how about a dong owned by Ellen..

A Lick-a-puss-poo or

a DYKE-a-poo

[Rev]

Isolate that!!!!!!!!!!

[prozac]

Rev. how about a dong owned by Ellen..

A Lick-a-puss-poo or

a DYKE-a-poo

DONG??? I mean DOG....Tee-he..Tee-he

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Rev. how about a dong owned by Ellen..

A Lick-a-puss-poo or

a DYKE-a-poo
or not-funny-dance-a-poo

[Rev]

Rev. how about a dong owned by Ellen..

A Lick-a-puss-poo or

a DYKE-a-pooSilly man. EVERYONE knows Ellen would never own a dong. :icon_wink

[Seth]

Since some of you are still talking about dog breeds, here's my ideal pet:
http://www.spacedaily.com/images/pigs-mini-bg.jpg

[prozac]

Silly man. EVERYONE knows Ellen would never own a dong. :icon_wink

Shit Rev. you are a quick one! : :icon_mrgr

[Deadbent]

She sounds like a 1970's stand up comedian...."but seriously folks..."



She should say wocka wocka wocka after every joke.

[prozac]

or not-funny-dance-a-poo

That dance is quite a hoot Bigg Ass. I record it daily an slap my knee laughing.

[Rev]

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/347520p-296543c.html
link to the make-over story

[Seth]

http://potbellypigofmyheart.com/adoptme.jpg

I gotta stop looking or I'll actually wind up adopting this little cutie!

[Deadbent]

http://potbellypigofmyheart.com/adoptme.jpg

I gotta stop looking or I'll actually wind up adopting this little cutie!



Adopting!?

I was expecting you to say "I CANT TAKE MY HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


:icon_cry:



Edit : (My hand is currently preoccupied)

[BigDickBlack]

Thats my kind of mom!

[Rev]

http://potbellypigofmyheart.com/adoptme.jpg

I gotta stop looking or I'll actually wind up adopting this little cutie!don't those things produce allot of snot and drool?:icon_eek:

[Seth]

Adopting!?

I was expecting you to say "I CANT TAKE MY HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


:icon_cry:



Edit : (My hand is currently preoccupied)
I'm confused- I should be jacking to pig pictures? You sir, need therapy!

don't those things produce allot of snot and drool?:icon_eek:
Do they? I can't get passed their special diets so I don't want to get one unless someone else takes care of it.

[prozac]

Grady loves the SHINE make-up.

[Deadbent]

I'm confused- I should be jacking to pig pictures? You sir, need therapy!


My bad sir. Disregard it in full.
The resemblance to my ex-gf was so startling I got confused too.

[debisjb]

Fuck yeah. Old vag rules!

[Jerseyshorekev]

Fuck yeah. Old vag rules!

Hows the chick in this picture??

[prozac]

Wonder if the bboys will mention any update on Patty's and Big A's date???

[debisjb]

Anna K

[Seth]

My bad sir. Disregard it in full.
The resemblance to my ex-gf was so startling I got confused too.

Okay, now that's funny and all other bombs are disregarded as asked....

[Rev]

Conan wasn't bad. At least his jokes were a bit more harsh. He called the Emmy's the 5th most important awards show.
He then went on to mock his own networks tv line-up, saying it starts and ends tomorrow.

[prozac]

Holy shit this is AWFUL!!! Was that the DONALD singing with ELMO?

[debisjb]

I would have preferred to hear Anthony's mom singing.

[Deadbent]

Holy shit this is AWFUL!!! Was that the DONALD singing with ELMO?
:piss2 :piss

[Rev]

Holy shit this is AWFUL!!! Was that the DONALD singing with ELMO?it was the high-pitch bitch from Will&Grace.

[prozac]

I know that voice...the guy who once called the show saying that he got beat up by his Dominican wife.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

wow these jokes are just fucking horrible... they should just shoot those fucking writers

[Rev]

There was one truely funny moment last night. I think it was for the writers of comedy shows. Each nominee had their crew photos shown. I don't recall which show did it, but they ran still images of gay pornstars, with the writers names beneath them.

[Deadbent]

and shoot the people who clear things off their schedule to watch this shit too. I hope they scream like this broad doing the star trek song.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

holy shit.... she fucking got that last note.... who was that?

[stupernicus]

cringe television, it's just shite.

[Deadbent]

holy shit.... she fucking got that last note.... who was that?


Frederica von Stade, an opera chick. She actually tears it up.

[knoodler]

if one of my employees spoke to me like that he would be gone

[stupernicus]

what an ignorant hippopotomic land mass

[Greentimber]

if one of my employees spoke to me like that he would be gone

E-rock does get beat on all the time. Gott let him give it back once in awhile.

[Seth]

Is it really necessary to play "Da Ali G Show" commercial 3 times in one break??

[hittman]

http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=3485

check this out 2 goooood eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FishinForBabies]

what the fuck is the ali g show? and why the fuck are o&a whoring it out?

[hittman]

not safe for work

[Deadbent]

Is it really necessary to play "Da Ali G Show" commercial 3 times in one break??



I dunno, I'm sort of wondering how it's all going to factor in with a Sasha Cohen appearance. I'm not sure if he'd provide good radio or not.

[Jerseyshorekev]

http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=3485

check this out 2 goooood eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap where the hell did that take place!!!

[Stingray-mobile]

Holy shit .. Stuck in traffic on LIE east near exit 40 for over an hour now... If you know anyone going this way.... Give them a call and tell them to get on the service road...

[BigDickBlack]

lol! I love it!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

that music is a close second to the steve's car sound

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Send my wild, oversexed teen to bootcamp on Maury right now

[PorchMonkey4Life]

here i am going to say it...
wow really slow listening thread today...
now let the beatings of me begin

[Papagolash]

What's up with Eriks music? Where'd that come from?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

What's up with Eriks music? Where'd that come from?
his love of all things paula abdul

[prozac]

One post = invisible fan!

[Fr. Dougal]

This guy has only 1 post? Think he's a troll? Maybe a hooknose operative? I'd figure the people who decide they'd introduce themselves as being from wackbag would be posting more...

[Footthing]

could be like me.... just started posting

[ChoklitStarfish]

moon = waste of fucking money.

[Fr. Dougal]

btw... attempted aotm today on a certain morning news show. kinda funny...

[neckbeard44]

if you have one post on wackbag.....should you even consider yourself a member?

[Fr. Dougal]

Nice Prozac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Philly loser]

Now I feel bad for lurking all of these years.

I guess I never post because... I got nothing.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

haha, nice job Prozac

Guinea gang-plank...that was funny

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oh here come R&F... with a new opening
time to move to http://www.talkradiofans.com/showthread.php?t=176
great show today... see you all on the other board... punching out!

[Fr. Dougal]

goddamn, hermione is hot.

[Bill]

This guy has only 1 post? Think he's a troll? Maybe a hooknose operative? I'd figure the people who decide they'd introduce themselves as being from wackbag would be posting more...

He's been a "wackbagger" since October '02. His only post was late last month.

[Johnfromjersey]

the moon flag is not standing, i was "blown" over on lift off

[Rev]

Great show, punchin' out!
Don't forget.... http://www.talkradiofans.com/
R&F listening thread!

[Chuckyarla]

http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=3485

check this out 2 goooood eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!

niiccee, but please put advisory - not safe for work

[KevSlider]

Did you hear him say that he's a Postwhore? I say Yuck to that sir.

[PEST BY TRADE]

wow is that a shy person or what just kidda looking wanting to sound off but just can't push send

[Fr. Dougal]

He's been a "wackbagger" since October '02. His only post was late last month.

I stand corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected.

[Fr. Dougal]

Tell him send me the sign and I'll get a nice, valuable signature on it...

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i love te old promos.... nice to have them back

[KevSlider]

Alright head over to www.talkradiofans.com if you want to be a part of the Ron and Fezzie daily listening thread. Their show is getting more gooder every day so get in on the ground floor.

[prozac]

haha, nice job Prozac

Guinea gang-plank...that was funny

Thanks man....hope it was'nt to bad.

[prozac]

Nice Prozac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh, thank-you sir.

[PEST BY TRADE]

very nice sir :clap:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Fr. Dougal...here she is again :)

http://wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=598399&postcount=24

[Fr. Dougal]

Nah, she looks too young there.

Jesus, boys... she's gonna be fuckin' trouble when she's legal.

[IDontCare05]

What's up my fellow wackbaggers?

[PEST BY TRADE]

hello sir a little late to the po'gram this morning

[IDontCare05]

hello sir a little late to the po'gram this morning

Yea I had to go to class. But now its over with so I can catch the replay.

[PEST BY TRADE]

good stuff today some slow spot but its monday

[Papagolash]

Nothing wrong with being a lurker. Heck we have a few members of the show that are 0 post lurkers. Until last year I used to be wackbag's biggest lurker.

[Fr. Dougal]

hey papa... no hard feelings, kay? was only trying to do a funny rant and it was too rough. luv ya buddy!

[NoFilterPaul]

Now don't knock the Blueberry creme till you try it...Best coffee ever..And morning curse....Hey Paul how does feel hearing your voice in the morning on best of's

Not bad, would rather hear the first show we did though... we need to do some new LXR stuff... 8-)

[LethalInfection]

Is it really necessary to play "Da Ali G Show" commercial 3 times in one break??

I was wondering if anyone else caught this today, but they are running the SHIT out of this Promo for 'Da Ali G Show'! Three times during one break is excessive, not to mention the fact that we will have to hear the same shit on the Replay!!

Isn't this what we hate Commercial radio for? To whore themselves out and run these Promos into the ground is opposite from the way the Boyz are on the air. I can understand a promo or two for other XM channels, even though I can't FUCKING STAND the one for the Golf channel, and the one about the book that teaches you How to be a Millionaire... Fuck Bruce Berman! Come on, I hate to say it, but this shit is just getting more and more commercial everyday.

Besides, everytime I have to hear Opie say 'Duh' Ali G show, he sounds dumb.

[NORTONnFRIENDS]

Here we go. Got my laughing hat on 4 the replay.

[Chester'sLiver]

Bill Burr is awesome.... He is a great fill in.

[Wilmington WOW]

E-A-G-L-E-S! and Opie and Anthony
my two passions

[Wilmington WOW]

Remember those guys were at the stadium in the morning for a Monday night game
best fans in the league

[dg124]

Nothing wrong with being a lurker. Heck we have a few members of the show that are 0 post lurkers. Until last year I used to be wackbag's biggest lurker.

nothing wrong with lurking especially of you have nothing much to say who wants to get tooled on....

[jules]

I was wondering if anyone else caught this today, but they are running the SHIT out of this Promo for 'Da Ali G Show'! Three times during one break is excessive, not to mention the fact that we will have to hear the same shit on the Replay!!

Isn't this what we hate Commercial radio for? To whore themselves out and run these Promos into the ground is opposite from the way the Boyz are on the air. I can understand a promo or two for other XM channels, even though I can't FUCKING STAND the one for the Golf channel, and the one about the book that teaches you How to be a Millionaire... Fuck Bruce Berman! Come on, I hate to say it, but this shit is just getting more and more commercial everyday.

Besides, everytime I have to hear Opie say 'Duh' Ali G show, he sounds dumb.
as the show gets bigger and more popular there are going to be a few more spots here and there,but you make it sound like they are at 20 minute stern and lex and terry type breaks-not even close.besides they have to take a few minutes here and there to take a break :icon_mrgr

[Bill]

Nothing wrong with being a lurker. Heck we have a few members of the show that are 0 post lurkers. Until last year I used to be wackbag's biggest lurker.

Agreed. But if you are a lurker, do you really introduce yourself by a screen name that nobody has ever seen?

[Fr. Dougal]

heh... "scumbags" he says. They're actually some of the nicest guys in the world. But they WILL tear him limb from limb if he tries it again.