SOS
04-23-2002, 03:40 PM
3:00
Lyndia Blair calls in. O&A repeat: “The Power of Christ Compels you.”
O&A mention that “Alice in Chains” is their favorite bands. They play a song in tribute to Layne Staley dying. Opie is pissed that no broadcast station will go into any detail on the death. Opie calls stations pathetic that they just play “Man in the Box.” They call those station a juke boxes with nothing to offer its listeners. Opie is so bummed that no one mentioned his dying in New York seriously. Anthony mentions that Aerosmith should have been dead because they were to the brink. They talk about “Jar of Flies” and “Don’t Follow” and how depressing they are.
3:48
O&A gain syndication in Albany and they are the first show on the new station. Opie makes fun of the people who make fun of O&A in Albany. O&A plug Philly for taking a liking to them and giving them good ratings. “George Pataki” says to shut-up and play the silence. Tim Sabian calls up and is ecstatic about O&A’s ratings. Their ratings in Philly:
2.7 pre_O&A to 6.1 after O&A. They are number 1 in many men demos.
“We love Men”-Ant.
“Uncircumcised men #1.”-Tim Sabian.
Tim Sabian says he targets women as well. O&A reply that, “We are not cutesy enough for the women” O&A’s ratings are “substantially above everyone else.” Opie talks about making Philly the flagship station. Anthony likes the Dom Perion champagne.
Opie mentions the court problem with Wendy. Anthony mentions group sex and manege twa.
Talk about “Show Us Your Balls” contest where they told the lady to put her clothes back on in “The Graduate.”
4:20
Glori Anne from Kansas is in the studio. She has 38DD and has the most beautiful natural boobs that Opie has ever seen. Ant says that she sure turns lots of heads. Norton calls her a, “Pretty Girl.” Anthony says that it is now Whip em’ out Whenever to Gloria. She has a “lovable bra.”
Caller Joe is concerned that they might get in trouble if she has anything promoting O&A because then she might get introuble. Opie says that 2 guys with WOW shirts will follow her.
Black Earl comes in. Opie says Black Earl has to take the good with the bad and asks him to leave.
They talk about a porno where she is a naturalist in Vietnam in a porno.
O&A talk about having 2 escorts WOW shirts guarding Glori Anne.
4:53
ONA talk about how Gloria Ann is. They talk how big her boobs are. :p
Rick calls in and says that there is a caravan of 50 guys walking with Steve C. and Rick. Opie says he gets arrested on 45th and Broadway. Anthony says 44 and Ben says 46th street and Norton says 43th street.
Opie says, “A lot of people are getting turned onto the O&A show.” Opie says that they are doing it because “We need advertising.” Opie asks Rick to say “This is legal, isn’t it?” Rick says that people are stopping their cars and people are following them on foot.
Anthony comments that Rick “is the pibbed piper of boob-dom.” He is getting leering by the people that they pass. Rick says that they have some activity {a.k.a police}. Rick says that he can get to 44th street. Norton wants to change his to 44th but Anthony is not going to accept Norton’s change. They went to Times Square and people are taking pictures of them.
A caller spells it Cansas.
5:28
Rick says that Glori Anne breaks barriers. They talks about an old guy liked her and people who took pictures with her. Rick talks about how New York’s finest are…
A caller says that he likes HBO because of the hooker special. Anthony recalls the special in vivid detail.
Rick got pulled over. She had to cover-up on 50th. Rick guessed correctly that ONA and Ben had a bet on where they would get picked up. They talk about the HBO Hooker (hummer) special. They talk about a macho guy who told a hooker that he wants to use his finger and a condom with a guy. She put bottom on him so he could not breathe.
Keith the Cop says that he dressed up like a hooker looking for dudes.{What! What?} He felt unwanted since not many guys asked for some. A guy came up and asked for how much. Keith the Cop said “For and oral treat, it is 25.” Norton, after they do it, they arrest them. They make fun of Keith’s low price.
“Rocko” calls in and asks for a BJ from Keith the Cop.
6:10
Sandy Kane :eek: comes in with Glori Anne. Sandy Kane is suing Comedy Central for 11 million dollars for being on the intro segment on a show on Comedy Central that’s topic was Cable Access. She and Anthony talks about Robert Blake and he says how stupid he is to get caught. Opie says that “We have a 10 and a 1 here.” Sandy sings her Robert Blake’s song which is horrible.
6:51
O&A mention their new bit, “Boob Board”
Glori Anne says the men in blue are hot.
WDTL
You can have beauty and beast
Huge anus is the promoter
Change to stinky cam to Awesome cam
Don’t mess with ant’s t-shirt skills
Robert Blake shot her in the hemorrhoid.
Lyndia Blair calls in. O&A repeat: “The Power of Christ Compels you.”
O&A mention that “Alice in Chains” is their favorite bands. They play a song in tribute to Layne Staley dying. Opie is pissed that no broadcast station will go into any detail on the death. Opie calls stations pathetic that they just play “Man in the Box.” They call those station a juke boxes with nothing to offer its listeners. Opie is so bummed that no one mentioned his dying in New York seriously. Anthony mentions that Aerosmith should have been dead because they were to the brink. They talk about “Jar of Flies” and “Don’t Follow” and how depressing they are.
3:48
O&A gain syndication in Albany and they are the first show on the new station. Opie makes fun of the people who make fun of O&A in Albany. O&A plug Philly for taking a liking to them and giving them good ratings. “George Pataki” says to shut-up and play the silence. Tim Sabian calls up and is ecstatic about O&A’s ratings. Their ratings in Philly:
2.7 pre_O&A to 6.1 after O&A. They are number 1 in many men demos.
“We love Men”-Ant.
“Uncircumcised men #1.”-Tim Sabian.
Tim Sabian says he targets women as well. O&A reply that, “We are not cutesy enough for the women” O&A’s ratings are “substantially above everyone else.” Opie talks about making Philly the flagship station. Anthony likes the Dom Perion champagne.
Opie mentions the court problem with Wendy. Anthony mentions group sex and manege twa.
Talk about “Show Us Your Balls” contest where they told the lady to put her clothes back on in “The Graduate.”
4:20
Glori Anne from Kansas is in the studio. She has 38DD and has the most beautiful natural boobs that Opie has ever seen. Ant says that she sure turns lots of heads. Norton calls her a, “Pretty Girl.” Anthony says that it is now Whip em’ out Whenever to Gloria. She has a “lovable bra.”
Caller Joe is concerned that they might get in trouble if she has anything promoting O&A because then she might get introuble. Opie says that 2 guys with WOW shirts will follow her.
Black Earl comes in. Opie says Black Earl has to take the good with the bad and asks him to leave.
They talk about a porno where she is a naturalist in Vietnam in a porno.
O&A talk about having 2 escorts WOW shirts guarding Glori Anne.
4:53
ONA talk about how Gloria Ann is. They talk how big her boobs are. :p
Rick calls in and says that there is a caravan of 50 guys walking with Steve C. and Rick. Opie says he gets arrested on 45th and Broadway. Anthony says 44 and Ben says 46th street and Norton says 43th street.
Opie says, “A lot of people are getting turned onto the O&A show.” Opie says that they are doing it because “We need advertising.” Opie asks Rick to say “This is legal, isn’t it?” Rick says that people are stopping their cars and people are following them on foot.
Anthony comments that Rick “is the pibbed piper of boob-dom.” He is getting leering by the people that they pass. Rick says that they have some activity {a.k.a police}. Rick says that he can get to 44th street. Norton wants to change his to 44th but Anthony is not going to accept Norton’s change. They went to Times Square and people are taking pictures of them.
A caller spells it Cansas.
5:28
Rick says that Glori Anne breaks barriers. They talks about an old guy liked her and people who took pictures with her. Rick talks about how New York’s finest are…
A caller says that he likes HBO because of the hooker special. Anthony recalls the special in vivid detail.
Rick got pulled over. She had to cover-up on 50th. Rick guessed correctly that ONA and Ben had a bet on where they would get picked up. They talk about the HBO Hooker (hummer) special. They talk about a macho guy who told a hooker that he wants to use his finger and a condom with a guy. She put bottom on him so he could not breathe.
Keith the Cop says that he dressed up like a hooker looking for dudes.{What! What?} He felt unwanted since not many guys asked for some. A guy came up and asked for how much. Keith the Cop said “For and oral treat, it is 25.” Norton, after they do it, they arrest them. They make fun of Keith’s low price.
“Rocko” calls in and asks for a BJ from Keith the Cop.
6:10
Sandy Kane :eek: comes in with Glori Anne. Sandy Kane is suing Comedy Central for 11 million dollars for being on the intro segment on a show on Comedy Central that’s topic was Cable Access. She and Anthony talks about Robert Blake and he says how stupid he is to get caught. Opie says that “We have a 10 and a 1 here.” Sandy sings her Robert Blake’s song which is horrible.
6:51
O&A mention their new bit, “Boob Board”
Glori Anne says the men in blue are hot.
WDTL
You can have beauty and beast
Huge anus is the promoter
Change to stinky cam to Awesome cam
Don’t mess with ant’s t-shirt skills
Robert Blake shot her in the hemorrhoid.