O&A Listening Thread 09-21-2005

[StankOnHangDown]

Good morning you bags of wack!

I NEED A DAMN AOTM SIGN! Anyone have any graphics I can use to get one printed?!?!?!?

[StankOnHangDown]

Rise and shine everyone... it's a wonderful whipem out wednesday!

Thanks for the merge BS

[StankOnHangDown]

My pleasure stank... I am very useful in the morning see! lol...

you've met your quota of usefullness for the day.

[BIV]

Good morning you bags of wack!

I NEED A DAMN AOTM SIGN! Anyone have any graphics I can use to get one printed?!?!?!?
Get a big black peice of posterboard, rubber cement and yellow construction paper. Cut the letters out of the construction paper and glue it on.


Morning kids!!

[Whatzinmypants]

Morning Stank & BS :action-sm

[StankOnHangDown]

Get a big black peice of posterboard, rubber cement and yellow construction paper. Cut the letters out of the construction paper and glue it on.


Morning kids!!

I'm too fancy for that BIV...perhaps I should get my girlfirends five year old to do it.

[StankOnHangDown]

Morning Stank & BS :action-sm

Hey whatz!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ev0Rb_1d2f8J:www.larrykmartin.com/GAMECOCK%2520web.jpg

[Whatzinmypants]

Morning Bivvy :action-sm

[Sack of Chisels]

Hello guys and gals.

[zagman76]

Good morning you bags of wack!

I NEED A DAMN AOTM SIGN! Anyone have any graphics I can use to get one printed?!?!?!?

I don't remember who.. but someone did this months and months ago...

I guess you could use it...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/mzaglin/Misc/WOWPrint-a.jpg

[Sack of Chisels]

In order to make a professional looking printed sign the source graphic needs to be EPS. Pixel based formats like jpg will become distorted.


Just sayin'

[generoso]

Hey whatz!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ev0Rb_1d2f8J:www.larrykmartin.com/GAMECOCK%2520web.jpg
Morning all ..One day i'll get the balls and show Whatz mine...

[NoFilterPaul]

'sup

[StankOnHangDown]

I don't remember who.. but someone did this months and months ago...

I guess you could use it...



Thanks ZAG

In order to make a professional looking printed sign the source graphic needs to be EPS. Pixel based formats like jpg will become distorted.


Just sayin'

I think I might be able to convert it to RAW and print it out on the office plotter....I'll see what I can get away with

[Minge]

This day is truly going to suck. I hope they have nothing today again, the last couple of days have been great.

Good morning, Wackbag.

[generoso]

morning gen and friends! Damn those yankees and damn them to hell!
Just tell Koko to stop slamming homeruns.......And just setting up for a great 3 game ending series next weekend....Maybe a friendly wager my friend...

[BIV]

Hello whatz, all.:action-sm

[BIV]

What? Is baseball still on? *mourns Mariners*

[MarshmallowRain]

Good morning whatz hope the week is going good for you. So far with the exception of having a meeting with the boss tonight for 2 hours You or gene know how to resize avatars to make them fit on here?

[zagman76]

I'm going to miss it tomorrow, when I am not here for the start of the listening thread!

Then again, I am not going to miss working overnight tomorrow!

[Jigzaw]

Mornin Bags

[generoso]

What? Is baseball still on? *mourns Mariners*
Yes the best time for baseball the pennet race......Than into Hockey Go Islanders

[Whatzinmypants]

back from showering ....Morning Gen Sweetie!!! :action-sm

[BIV]

Yes the best time for baseball the pennet race......Than into Hockey Go Islanders
There is no race for me....thus I stop caring.
Tiem to cheer for the Seahawks!!!!
Hey, we're tied for first in our division......at 1 and 1.:icon_cry:

Seattle sports stink. Vancouver Cunnucks anyone?

[Jigzaw]

HOCKEY Shark Attack, Baseball is so overrated especially my Royals

[Whatzinmypants]

Good morning whatz hope the week is going good for you. So far with the exception of having a meeting with the boss tonight for 2 hours You or gene know how to resize avatars to make them fit on here?

Morning Marsh :action-sm

i'm useless when it comes to how to resize and post pics...sorry

[Norton's Hog]

I NEED A DAMN AOTM SIGN! Anyone have any graphics I can use to get one printed?!?!?!?


Inbred posted this a while back...[Great large OnA assault signs in EPS format]
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=31463&highlight=signs

The link to download seems dead though, maybe PM Inbred to activate it again.

[generoso]

back from showering ....Morning Gen Sweetie!!! :action-sm
Always like to hear when a gal is wet and dripping........Morning Whatz honeypie....

[Carrr]

Morning Baggers, It's Wip'em Out Wedensday!

[cokelogic]

Hey all. I made a Movie Trailer and it took all night to send it to Steve, my cable upload is SHIT for some reason. Just got it in 10 mins ago. So now if they play them, I doubt it will get played.

My downloads suck too. Comcast stinks tonight.

[MarshmallowRain]

Hope everything is going good for you gene. So at least I get to take part in the commraderie that is this board.

[mikeybot]

mornin' fellas.
actually up early enough to participate for a change.

[generoso]

Hope everything is going good for you gene. So at least I get to take part in the commraderie that is this board.
Things are ok ...Still no real GF .....and the usall money whoa's....and as I hope you are doing fine as well....

[cokelogic]

mornin' fellas.
actually up early enough to participate for a change.And I'm up late enough. LOL.

[mrlovkim]

Morning :action-sm

[StankOnHangDown]

Inbred posted this a while back...[Great large OnA assault signs in EPS format]
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=31463&highlight=signs

The link to download seems dead though, maybe PM Inbred to activate it again.

fuk...no longer valid.

edit: perhaps I should have read your entire post before I posted that the link was broken...I suck...*gunshot*

[Chuckyarla]

mornin baggers

[cokelogic]

Off to bed, later all.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

morning everone... i have the green apple shits this morning...
just saying in case i have to run out of here... dont want you people getting scared

[BIV]

Fuck the book, fuck the making money CD, Fuck audible.xmradio.com and fuck Ali G.

[Whatzinmypants]

Things are ok ...Still no real GF .....and the usall money whoa's....and as I hope you are doing fine as well....


if i was a little closer and single...i'd be applying.... :icon_wink

never too late to move to fla though!

[Jigzaw]

Cue it Derek

[generoso]

Anyway lets cue the music.....Tough one this morning no coffeee yet woke up late.....lets have another great show....And with another day of Mr. Burr in the stuido...

[BIV]

Hawk! The boss wants the music!

[Jigzaw]

morning everone... i have the green apple shits this morning...
just saying in case i have to run out of here... dont want you people getting scared
Nice BAM (me too but thats between me and my toilet)

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Good morning you bags of wack!

I NEED A DAMN AOTM SIGN! Anyone have any graphics I can use to get one printed?!?!?!?
http://www.foundrymusic.com/braincandy/displaymedia.cfm/id/10401
there you go sir... enjoy you brand new sign...

[Chuckyarla]

music cued , coffee in hand let's do it

[BIV]

Anyone play FFVII? I'm trying to name all of the characters O&A references (my ninth play through, you gotta mix it up).

So far:
Cloud: Patbattle
Barret: Cozy Bear
Tifa: Funbags
Aeris: Shiavo
Red: Can't remember
Yuffie: Lolita

I need:
Vincint, Cid

I think the big white fucker will be ShitDick

[generoso]

you know when Norton is away they should change the opening because Jim Norton is not on the radio today...

[theo]

mornin bitches

[Chuckyarla]

Ahhh the music of champions :)

so what are you listenin to then?

[Whatzinmypants]

taking this out to the car...have a great day all! :action-sm

[generoso]

so what are you listenin to then?
Hopefully it's the Yankees opening music....

[generoso]

taking this out to the car...have a great day all! :action-sm
Bye Sweetie..have a greatday..I am right behind you for that trip to work...

[SonnyForelli]

ArrrrrrrrrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhfuckmeeeeeeeeI got killer cramps this morning

[PorchMonkey4Life]

hey... look what is heading straight to the Hourston Astrodome... Rita is now a cat 3 and getting stronger... there must be a god...

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT18/refresh/AL1805W5+gif/084857W_sm.gif

[generoso]

Nope it would be tessie... :) but say if the sox take the series you owe me a beer, and then if the sox loose (which they will not) you owe me a beer :) Halloween party will the place to pay :)
Sounds like a plan..My friend is playing that day also so I might get a fancy pass person....

[Standby]

Morning wackbaggers.

My IF to rat on yesterday's hole got beaten to it by the trucker who called in. Ah well.

As usual, I'll be listening until I have to leave for work, then picking back up at 9

[generoso]

Anyway time for work..cya on the pm side....

[PorchMonkey4Life]

ArrrrrrrrrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhfuckmeeeeeeeeI got killer cramps this morning
you have the cramps??? well fucking lah dee lah... i have the green apple shits which come with cramps

[StankOnHangDown]

ArrrrrrrrrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhfuckmeeeeeeeeI got killer cramps this morning

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tR2bqdtbXdAJ:http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/midol%2520men%2520complete.gif

[BIV]

Wow, this guy is a trip.

[Jigzaw]

Drunk Truckers are more gooder

[Sack of Chisels]

The Opie and Anthony show, on "Whataya-call-it radio"

[Norton's Hog]

Listen to this tool.
Blowing that trucker stereotype right out of the water...http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this guy has got to be a gag...

[Carrr]

Is today "Drunk Trucker" day?

[Chuckyarla]

hey... look what is heading straight to the Hourston Astrodome... Rita is now a cat 3 and getting stronger... there must be a god...

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT18/refresh/AL1805W5+gif/084857W_sm.gif

looks more like it's visitin crawford than Houston

[SonnyForelli]

you have the cramps??? well fucking lah dee lah... i have the green apple shits which come with cramps

Oh not to worrie sir, I am sure the green apple shits are soon to follow :action-sm

[Sack of Chisels]

"Everybody in America is stone cold fucking retarded.... and I'm walking proof of that"

[mikeybot]

And I'm up late enough. LOL.

wocka wocka

[xStainDx]

Omg Stfu Already You Babbling Alabama Faggot!

[Jigzaw]

Yeah commended kill old people

[striker]

This guy makes the rest of us truckers seem stupid, oh wait, he's from Alabama, that explains it all

[Cromwell]

"Shut Up Ya Damn Asshole" :action-sm

[SonnyForelli]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tR2bqdtbXdAJ:http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/midol%2520men%2520complete.gif

good one sir !

[BIV]

I agree!!!! Fuck the old people!!! Rebel, Rebel!!

[Carrr]

Maybe this guy should be a regular.

[MarshmallowRain]

Everything still going ok here gene, just a dead night work wise. But make up for that on friday and saturday nights. You'll find another gf when your at the least expecting it and feel free to apply with me whatz lol. Your being in a towel makes for 2 of us whatz.

[Rev]

Why, Hello... you lucky people!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

looks more like it's visitin crawford than Houston
wow you have used that joke 6 times and it has bombed six times... yet you try a seventh...
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/8753/9902580063dm.jpg

[zagman76]

this guy's call is why they need the long train crash sound back!

[Norton's Hog]

This guy is gold. I smell new character.

[Chuckyarla]

wow you have used that joke 6 times and it has bombed six times... yet you try a seventh...
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/8753/9902580063dm.jpg
well it is used when you use the houston one.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this guy's call is why they need the long train crash sound back!
congrats on becoming admin buhdaayy... and a geek i guess... :action-sm

[PorchMonkey4Life]

well it is used when you use the houston one.
yeah but the houston one gets chuckles

[Carrr]

Jimmy who?

[zagman76]

congrats on becoming admin buhdaayy... and a geek i guess... :action-sm

Thanks! :)

I was a geek before - just an admin as well now!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this guy's call is why they need the long train crash sound back!
does this kinda work??
http://www.ananova.com/images/news/belgiumtraincrashAP410x249.jpg

[Rev]

a shoehorn?

[zagman76]

does this kinda work??
http://www.ananova.com/images/news/belgiumtraincrashAP410x249.jpg

That kinda looks like a swingline stapler

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/243094/2/Red_Swingline_1.jpg

[Chuckyarla]

why is opie calling for poe?

[striker]

that hole yesterdaywas hot looking, but a total waste of air time

[striker]

anyone have any exp. with wireless keyboards and mice?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

why is opie calling for poe?
like edgar allan poe?

[StankOnHangDown]

He said were F-ing cock fags.

[Jigzaw]

anyone have any exp. with wireless keyboards and mice?
Yeah they burn batteries

[StankOnHangDown]

anyone have any exp. with wireless keyboards and mice?

well worth it if you keep batteries on hand.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Morning pests...love the PSA's

[mikeybot]

Yeah they burn batteries

get rechargeables. more better.

[striker]

I'm on my third one, the damn things keep dying on me and it's not the batteries

[Jigzaw]

Yeah you guys are retarded

[striker]

BIll Burr is f-ing hilarious, these spots rule

[Rev]

Gee, and I wonder why the boys didn't seem to give a shit, when XM dropped the Liquid Metal channel?

Oh well, I'm a metalhead... both old and new schools.

[striker]

Liquid Metal is still available online

[Jigzaw]

God is this BAM's uncle

[xStainDx]

The Arizona Dome? o_O

[striker]

oh great, another dumb trucker

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Bill Burr has far exceeded my expectations....He is far better then any comic that comes in and he is not annoying...meshes with boys well ...That being said, he is no Lil Jimmy though

[striker]

The Arizona Dome? o_O We don't have a fucking dome you dult!

I thought BOB had a retractable roof?

[mikeybot]

russel is a cackling jackass

[StankOnHangDown]

Liquid Metal is still available online

it took me a while to find it...but here it is

what....nothing?

http://www.goingfaster.com/darkthoughts/t1000.jpg

[xStainDx]

I thought BOB had a retractable roof?Thats not a dome like the superdome. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif

[striker]

Why no updates on Vos's wedding yet?

[KevSlider]

Anyone just wake up and really need a BJ from a girl? I wish I had a girlfriend.

[striker]

Thats not a dome like the superdome. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif


According to the media it is, oh well that suck anyhow

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Fox News Alert: Hurrican Rita is now a Cat 4 with winds of 135 MPH

[xStainDx]

Dome = Astrodome, Superdome

The Bob ain't a Dome! its like kinda square with a retractable roof.

[xStainDx]

Fox News Alert: Hurrican Rita is now a Cat 4 with winds of 135 MPHWoohoo!!! Lets see if the Texas government will take 5 days to send supplies! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mad.gif

[striker]

Fox News Alert: Hurrican Rita is now a Cat 4 with winds of 135 MPH


Texas might finally get that good ol' white washing it so deserves

[Mr.Monster Rain]

I asked Vos to send in audio of Lil Jimmys best man speech...he said he would work on it..but can you really depend on Vos.

[StankOnHangDown]

Fox News Alert: Hurrican Rita is now a Cat 4 with winds of 135 MPH

"See what God did to me....Maaaaaan?"

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NARghYpEOJoJ:www.depponline.com/imgs/fear6.jpg

[Rev]

Liquid Metal is still available onlineI know. I'm An aol user.
Doesn't help though, since I listen to 202 at home most the time.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Hey baggers! So god's chasing them to texas now, huh?

[Footthing]

Fox News Alert: Hurrican Rita is now a Cat 4 with winds of 135 MPH


ooo how about it hit New Orleans again hehe

[xStainDx]

lol@god references.

[Jigzaw]

Go God

[StankOnHangDown]

in case anyone cares: Gotti was released on a mistrial

*big suprise*

[striker]

That Nig. Mayor in New Orleans should be hung, inviting people home when this hurricane might hit

[striker]

in case anyone cares: Gotti was released on a mistrial

*big suprise*


Gee, Old news, heard this about 14 hours ago

[StankOnHangDown]

Gee, Old news, heard this about 14 hours ago

sorry...i get my mob news from drudge.

[Footthing]

lol here we go with Professor Anthony

[xStainDx]

Only moving west at 14MPH.. sure jump on a bike and out peddle the thing.


Meanwhile as it blows you off your bike. lol

[Jigzaw]

Only moving west at 14MPH.. sure jump on a bike and out peddle the thing.


Meanwhile as it blows you off your bike. lol
I'd let a Rita blow me on my bike

[KevSlider]

There's gonna be a ton of ghost towns in the south because of these hurricanes. Good job Bush!

[striker]

that date between Big A and Patty should be hilarious

[JoeyDVDZ]

Love Connection

[zagman76]

Only moving west at 14MPH.. sure jump on a bike and out peddle the thing.


Meanwhile as it blows you off your bike. lol

just watch out for the lady in the tall black hat, and the pointy nose following you!

[StankOnHangDown]

just watch out for the lady in the tall black hat, and the pointy nose following you!

howie on a bike?

[Jigzaw]

Ok Russell is a bit

[PorchMonkey4Life]

holy shit.... russel again... will some one put this guy out of his misery

[Sack of Chisels]

This guy is the new Dice. I'm waiting for a "Which way medium or well done"

[Rev]

God Damn it, I missed the Bill Burr thing twice now!
My girlfriend forced me to watch the Nip/Tuck season debut. :(

[striker]

Danny needs to explain to callers that after he puts them on hold they will be listening to the show, but not able to talk

[striker]

great, this moron got through again

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Has to be fake

[Standby]

Did Russell say he had WOW happening before O&A?

Russell invented everything, hoo hoo.

[Jigzaw]

Yeah GOD RULES

[Rev]

Danny needs to explain to callers that after he puts them on hold they will be listening to the show, but not able to talkDon't be rediculous.
If you don't know already, you shouldn't be calling.

[Norton's Hog]

Fucking great movie speech....one of my favorites.

[JoeyDVDZ]

What was wrong with that scene? My favorite scene in the movie!

[striker]

Don't be rediculous.
If you don't know already, you shouldn't be calling.


the caller's from the south, they need xtra explaining

[Footthing]

Keanu Reeves is terrible

[Rev]

Ant's Pacino sounds a little like his Larry King.
Somewhere, Bob Kelly is calling shenanigans on him.

[Rev]

He goes under the radar, but the actor I think who does this the worst....
Allan Alda.
He's Allan Alda, in every role he has ever played.

[Tax Kuntz]

Good Morning all.

(http://img392.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nutss8ak.jpg)

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/5971/nutss8ak.jpg

[Chuckyarla]

see you all later

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oh no... dont let harry ruin this show too... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Norton's Hog]

Devil's Advocate was great. Classic 'scratchy voiced-screaming' Pacino.
Even Keannu Reeves couldn't ruin Al's performance in it.

[Madness]

Great...... Harry gets to ruin both shows today.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Devil's Advocate was great. Classic 'scratchy voiced-screaming' Pacino.
Even Keannu Reeves couldn't ruin Al's performance in it.

In complete agreement. I stop on it every time I find it on cable.

[Footthing]

harry's stand up sounds stupid as hell

[Madness]

I really hope this is all just a scheme to job Harry out.

[Standby]

Go Than!

Don't get me wrong, I love R&F and all, but there are days I laaf harder at them than O&A (the 9 year old fight discussion had people at work staring at me). But whenever they talk to their interns or producers or just draw out stuff like that, I get sick of it.

The Harry thing is just like the intern that they wanted to have sex with one of the WOW girls, and just watched as they let him bomb for an hour.

But the laaf off should be good for Than to destroy Harry.

[striker]

everytime I hear the Raymond music I get the desire to beat myself with a hammer

[wetandstickyjim]

In complete agreement. I stop on it every time I find it on cable.
Yeah, and Charlize Theron is friggen hot in that flick. Crazy sex, yum.

[Footthing]

lol i missed the tazzed part from R&F yesterday... that would be hilarious

[PorchMonkey4Life]

:crickets:

[Madness]

Wow,

what an unfunny ass this guy is.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Does anyone here actually find Everybody Loves Raymond to be funny? I never got it. Always bored the shit out of me.

[Madness]

I gave up on sitcoms a long time ago.

[Deadbent]

Good Morning gentlemen.

[Madness]

Maybe Harry should start off small before taking on Than. Maybe he could have a slight chance at beating Francine.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Does anyone here actually find Everybody Loves Raymond to be funny? I never got it. Always bored the shit out of me.
it had its moments... but not many

[Rev]

I've sucessfully avoided Everybody Loves Raymond, for their entire run.
I'm quite proud of that, actually.

[JoeyDVDZ]

it had its moments... but not many

It was no Seinfeld, my friend.

[Madness]

Yeah blame the audience for you being an unfunny ass Harry.

[dg124]

Raymond was ok but I couldn't get into Seinfeld

[JoeyDVDZ]

I've sucessfully avoided Everybody Loves Raymond, for their entire run.
I'm quite proud of that, actually.

I caught 30 to 90 second clips of it several times over it's 9 year run, but only because people I know watched it, and I would be there at their places trying to hang with it. Never fails, always wind up playing PS2 with the neices, nephews, or friends kids within that 90 second window. Just found Ray Ramano to be the unfunniest fuck alive. He makes both Harry and Than look like comic geniuses by comparison.

[Jerseyshorekev]

morning boys

[JoeyDVDZ]

Raymond was ok but I couldn't get into Seinfeld

I guess it's the type of humor that does Raymond in for me. I like observational humor, when it's done right. The goofy shit Seinfeld & his cronies always found themselves in are just exaggerated versions of the day to day bullshit that happens in everybodys lives, and I get that. Ray, just don't get him.

[striker]

I can count on one hand the number of times I watched Raymond and Seinfeld combined, they both sucked

[EdC]

I've sucessfully avoided Everybody Loves Raymond, for their entire run.
I'm quite proud of that, actually.

Same here. I have never heard anything from him that I thought was funny and Brad Garrett is even worse. Every time I see him I have to just change the channel. Why is it the least funny hacks seem like they are the ones who have to talk the most?

[Deadbent]

Shit.


How long was that ass on for ?
Was he funny once?

Anyone remember that game they were playing in Rambo III, dragging around the alpaca corpse on horseback?
Harry should be doing that in his spare time.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I can count on one hand the number of times I watched Raymond and Seinfeld combined, they both sucked
yeah... never a fan of either... now the simpsons... that show rocks

[EveryoneHasAIDS]

I can count on one hand the number of times I watched Raymond and Seinfeld combined, they both sucked

That's crazy talk. I never saw a minute of Raymond, but Seinfeld was the best (most successful) sit-com ever!

[al885]

Man, there are some dumb callers.

[dredpiratrobert]

There's nothing like venturing into charted territories, Harry.

[al885]

So now harry is gonna get air time on O&A? he already had 3 hours yesterday on ron & fez

[Madness]

Yeah, Harry doesn't have an original thought in his body. Ron was bashing him over that yesterday. But he was the last thing I wanted to hear this morning after he would just not go away on R&F yesterday.

[bojoe]

Glad that tool Harry is out of the studio.

[Jerseyshorekev]

These interns are starting to get like the jackoffs on "the real world" The original cast was the best and basically didn't know what to expect so it was real. The past few years each of the assholes have tried to jumpstart their careers and be "wacky" to get noticed...hmmm remember puck? Some of these interns are doing the same shit.

[Wilmington WOW]

mcdonalds order written on a shingle :clap:

Bill Burr - I never want to hear Vos again

[Madness]

I'd rather have Noah back. You could at least laugh at him.

[striker]

That's crazy talk. I never saw a minute of Raymond, but Seinfeld was the best (most successful) sit-com ever!


I can't stand Seinfeld or his comedy, it never appealed to me

[striker]

what's Ant's problem, his chicks a vegan

[StankOnHangDown]

I'd rather have Noah back. You could at least laugh at him.

i already forgot the ambiguously gay intern they use to trash...what was his name?

[Rev]

From Jeigermeister to Starbucks, oh how times have changed.

[Madness]

i already forgot the ambiguously gay intern they use to trash...what was his name?

Noah

[JoeyDVDZ]

i already forgot the ambiguously gay intern they use to trash...what was his name?

Uh.... the name is in the post you quoted, man!

[StankOnHangDown]

From Jeigermeister to Starbucks, oh how times have changed.

you are right....it is sad

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:09JLtGkuZ6MJ:natyve.free.fr/035%2520E%25202A%2520CRY.JPG

[StankOnHangDown]

Uh.... the name is in the post you quoted, man!

okay i didn't remember if that was him.

[Rev]

Yeah, use pepperspray to fight a mountain lion.
That way, the meal he makes of your face is perfectly seasoned!:icon_eek:

[JoeyDVDZ]

From Jeigermeister to Starbucks, oh how times have changed.

It is a sad commentary on the difference between morning radio & afternoon drive time, huh? No more getting trashed in studio, now we get granola and green apple squirts! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif

[Deadbent]

From Jeigermeister to Starbucks, oh how times have changed.



in a few years we'll be saying...

"From Granola to lawn clippings, oh how opies colon has changed"

[JoeyDVDZ]

Yeah, use pepperspray to fight a mountain lion.
That way, the meal he makes of your face is perfectly seasoned!:icon_eek:

That made me laugh hard enough to hurt, my friend. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gif

[StankOnHangDown]

It is a sad commentary on the difference between morning radio & afternoon drive time, huh? No more getting trashed in studio, now we get granola and green apple squirts! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif

and ant goes from Dumping in a Bucket to John's HOG

[stupernicus]

.45-70, slingah leadah

[striker]

god what a bunch of wimps

[JoeyDVDZ]

Speaking of ocean monsters, anyone check out the show Surface that aired this week? Looks interesting.

[Rev]

That made me laugh hard enough to hurt, my friend. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifOh, pookie. I'm sorry. Let me make it feel all better.

::vomit:: :icon_mrgr

[Footthing]

never go hiking again? seriously hes a pussy

[striker]

nice Edmund Fitz. referrence Bill

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Glad that tool Harry is out of the studio.
greatest first post ever...

[dg124]

I agree with Op I don't get just hiking for the sake of hiking,,,,,

[wetandstickyjim]

Sharks with lazer beams on their friggen heads.

[Rev]

I've asked in the past, but all I get are comedic replies.
I'll try one last time....

Does ANYONE have problems with Instant Feedback, where one day you get the normal response screen. Then on other days, you get a plain white page with the words "your feedback has been sent, thanks".
Now, I dunno if one works and the other doesn't, but I have never had an IF read, on days that I get this 2nd option.

[striker]

I've asked in the past, but all I get are comedic replies.
I'll try one last time....

Does ANYONE have problems with Instant Feedback, where one day you get the normal response screen. Then on other days, you get a plain white page with the words "your feedback has been sent, thanks".
Now, I dunno if one works and the other doesn't, but I have never had an IF read, on days that I get this 2nd option.

Yeah it's happened to me, it seems to be doing it now, when I submit feedback, it keeps locking up

[striker]

best horror movies occur in dark places

[Rev]

Yeah it's happened to me, it seems to be doing it now, when I submit feedback, it keeps locking upDo you think it's actually getting thru to the studio?

[Pump Master]

what's Ant's problem, his chicks a vegan
No Doubt

[striker]

Do you think it's actually getting thru to the studio?


I don't know, but it's annoying as all hell

[Madness]

I've asked in the past, but all I get are comedic replies.
I'll try one last time....

Does ANYONE have problems with Instant Feedback, where one day you get the normal response screen. Then on other days, you get a plain white page with the words "your feedback has been sent, thanks".
Now, I dunno if one works and the other doesn't, but I have never had an IF read, on days that I get this 2nd option.

It might just be when they're getting swamped with other feedbacks.

[striker]

would Ant give up his chick if a bear was coming?

[Sack of Chisels]

Ant with his "no, no" bullshit, love will never overtake self preservation in this kind of situation.

[Deadbent]

wow. Papillon reference.
Brilliant, Bill Burr.

[wetandstickyjim]

All Ant had to do was tell the bear he's friends with Steve.

[Rev]

when a head becomes detatched. I wouldn't leave my girl till she was dead.

[striker]

:car crash caller

[striker]

:clap: :clap: :clap: All Ant had to do was tell the bear he's friends with Steve.


Steve from Yellowstone....RAMONNNNNNEEE

[Jerseyshorekev]

That bit has run its course

[Jimmy's Dignity]

that bit shall never run it's course.

haha...there shouldn't be anything the size of a dinosaur when you're out diving

[EveryoneHasAIDS]

I miss the "Steve the Bear" song

[Madness]

Sounds like Ant almost had a Shining moment while they were lost.

[Rev]

I bet 9 out of 10 are on par with "Homophobic, the Opie & Anthony show" jingle.

[SGTMAGOO]

Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of hearing that god damned Howard Stern "invented WOW" bit. The first 300 times was kinda funny guys!

[Madness]

As bad as these will probably be it'll be a lot better than hearing Harry.

[rustytrombone1]

Morning Folks. Happy WOW day.

[wetandstickyjim]

Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of hearing that god damned Howard Stern "invented WOW" bit. The first 300 times was kinda funny guys!
Well, no shit.

[The Sarge]

Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of hearing that god damned Howard Stern "invented WOW" bit. The first 300 times was kinda funny guys!

I'm curious what the PESTS have in "store" for ol' HOO HOO. :icon_wink

[Seth]

Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of hearing that god damned Howard Stern "invented WOW" bit. The first 300 times was kinda funny guys!
I hate to say that I was kind of thinking that too... I'm damn sick of hearing Howard whine the word "honestly". His voice irritates me.

[striker]

PSA, Fantastik with Bleach additive kills spider

[Sack of Chisels]

the pioneers of non surgical hair replacement, tell em fred.

[Madness]

They need to play the audio of that kid losing his mind playing Halo again.

[striker]

Blown off by Vos, that sucks

[striker]

Screw the wife, I'm outta here

[striker]

WOuld Ant have been whistling a tune in prison? Carry a loaded firearm in most state and National parks is a felony

[Rev]

Screw the wife, I'm outta hereAm I the only one who'd stick around?
Say it aint so!

[Jerseyshorekev]

Oh these trailers will suck like some of the horrific "Ramon" ones that were sent in.

[AJellyDonut]

Oh these trailers will suck like some of the horrific "Ramon" ones that were sent in.

Isn't that what we're all hoping for? :icon_lol:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Nah Rev, I'm still here

mornin RustyTrombone

[SGTMAGOO]

That Lazlow O&A movie trailer is priceless, good work!

[StankOnHangDown]

Am I the only one who'd stick around?
Say it aint so!

even if she stopped screaming and that fog of death came out of her mouth during her last gurgle?

[striker]

Am I the only one who'd stick around?
Say it aint so!


I spent 15 yrs volunteering for a Search and Rescue team, most people will cut and run when confronted by wildlife, after they piss and shit themselves

[SGTMAGOO]

Am I the only one who'd stick around?
Say it aint so!

I'm wit ya

[striker]

Great Trailer

[SGTMAGOO]

Strap in boys!!

[Rev]

even if she stopped screaming and that fog of death came out of her mouth during her last gurgle?I guess it all matters on how strong your relationship is.
Me, I'd charge the fucking beast that killed my girl.

[SGTMAGOO]

In a world......it rubs the lotion on it's skin.....

[PorchMonkey4Life]

F horrible

[striker]

:crickets...this sucks

[Madness]

That was awful.

[rustytrombone1]

Morning JimmysDignity!

[Deadbent]

Ok, Terriffic!

[Rev]

I'm sorry, but I think I HAVE to call Shenanigans.
Much like the "Homophobic" jingle, I truely think they made this themselves.
Funny as shit, regardless. I just gotta call it like I see it.

[SGTMAGOO]

.................................................. ..........................................BOOM.... ...............::body falls to floor::............................

[Jimmy's Dignity]

****Oh Good Lord****

[striker]

I guess it all matters on how strong your relationship is.
Me, I'd charge the fucking beast that killed my girl.


Me, I'd buy the beast a beer for cutting my monthly bills in half

[JoeyDVDZ]

Wow, that was just about the worst thing a listener ever sent in!

[Jerseyshorekev]

oh man that was so bad. He didn't even try.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

alright, this one is a shitload better :clap: :clap: :clap:

[striker]

very funny

[StankOnHangDown]

I guess it all matters on how strong your relationship is.
Me, I'd charge the fucking beast that killed my girl.

Dear Abby,
This weekend my wife and I were out on a hike. We were confronted by a bear and all I could do was push her down a say, "Hear Beary, Beary." The relationship then abruptly ended after the bear left (no longer hungry). I was told by a friend of mine that I didn't do enought to save her. I do feel bad but I am still here. Did I do everything I could?

[Deadbent]

Me, I'd buy the beast a beer for cutting my monthly bills in half


I'd probably even make monthly return visits, too. To continually show my appreciation.

[Madness]

I don't think I even heard the last one. I'm still stuck on the first one.

[Jerseyshorekev]

In a world where the bits that every sends in that starts with "in a world"

[DisgruntledPOwk]

I hope someone does a porn trailer for the show

[PorchMonkey4Life]

production on the third one was good... but it had nothing

[Jimmy's Dignity]

these are soooooo much better than the jingles

good job to whoever has done this audio work (aside from Ray from Jersey...yours stunk)

[wetandstickyjim]

Yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy, and uh, Lil' Jimmy

That was for you Disgruntled

[Madness]

Yeah, the third one needed a plot.

[Moz]

Isn't that actually a Bob Kelly clip with the "Spit in yer fucking face." line in the Lazlow promo? I'm actually pretty sure it's not Jimmy.

[SGTMAGOO]

A new Wackbag name.....................InAWorld..............

[StankOnHangDown]

Isn't that actually a Bob Kelly clip with the "Spit in yer fucking face." line in the Lazlow promo? I'm actually pretty sure it's not Jimmy.

corrrrrrect.

[Jerseyshorekev]

Ok enough already with the In a world shit!

[Deadbent]

I should've went for smokes during these terrrrrrrible things.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

that was good up until the end

[debisjb]

Seriously, did Pablo Francisco do all these with his wacky movie guy voice?

[Deadbent]

hahaha op. good one.

[al885]

Mr Hughes sucks as a caller.

[striker]

:car crash

[debisjb]

he should die

[PorchMonkey4Life]

if it does not work the first time... repeat it 4 times

[SGTMAGOO]

In a world......it rubs the lotion on it's skin.....
Hoo hoo hoo Mr_Hughes ripped off my line Hoo hoo hoo

[Madness]

Wow, if it weren't for the listeners and Harry today the show would be going really well.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Wow, if it weren't for the listeners and Harry today the show would be going really well.
isnt that the case everyday?

[SGTMAGOO]

a dozen car crashes in a row is always funny

[Footthing]

tara reid is gorgeous......

[debisjb]

tara's tits look like a badger attacked em.

[Sack of Chisels]

Iris Ball.

[SGTMAGOO]

Tara Reid is annoying as fuck, that and her fake tits are lobsided

[wetandstickyjim]

tara reid is gorgeous......
No tits. I need tits. Great face though.

[Footthing]

and? shes hot

[prozac]

a dozen car crashes in a row is always funny

I dont think ANY caller has gotten that man car crashes in a row!!!

Morning everyone!

[Madness]

isnt that the case everyday?

Not as bad as it's been today. It might just be coming off of the snoozefest that R&F was yesterday then having O&A tempting fate around every corner.

[Deadbent]

She smokes like crazy, because she can't lay off the coke.
But then again, who can when you have to start gargling cock to ensure your next job.
Tara Reid is god awful.

[Seth]

tara reid is gorgeous......
WAS
She's pretty sloppy now.

[debisjb]

I'd prefer that radio-killing hole from yesterday than Tara Reid. At least the hole is willing to give er a go.

[Madness]

No tits. I need tits. Great face though.

The voice is a killer.

[SGTMAGOO]

In a world........Tara Reid as Bob Kelly "I broke my knee dude"

[Jerseyshorekev]

Yeah she's like that sloppy chick we all remember from the college parties who always stayed till the end drunk on the couch in a pool of vommit

[stupernicus]

sounds like jimmy's ex-hole

[SGTMAGOO]

Tara Reid sucks, I'm going out for a smoke!

[Jerseyshorekev]

He words all run in to one sound. Makes no sense.

[Deadbent]

Ever check out her fhm/maxim/stuff covers?
She gives the same confused, pseudo sexy coke-face every time.
There's not one thing sexy about her.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Tara Reid is annoying as fuck, that and her fake tits are lobsided
her tits are awful....but I'd say lopsided. :action-sm

[prozac]

sounds like jimmy's ex-hole

Courtney Love

[Footthing]

ok, put it this way i wanna bang her

[debisjb]

This is the female version of Rich Vos!

[StankOnHangDown]

Ever check out her fhm/maxim/stuff covers?
She gives the same confused, pseudo sexy coke-face every time.
There's not one thing sexy about her.

I hate that mouth kinda open and lips persed together crap...its what retards do.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, she must be awful in the morning...shows up on the set reaking of cigarette smoke, booze pouring through her pores, crusty jizz all over her face/neck, and maybe a waft of Scope cause she wanted to "clean up" before showing up for work

[Madness]

Her snatch probably reeks.

[Seth]

Bunch of pictures of Tara:
http://www.jamesshirley.com/images/hotties/tara_reid/

[Jerseyshorekev]

Her snatch probably reeks.

hahahah he said snatch

[prozac]

hahaha, she must be awful in the morning...shows up on the set reaking of cigarette smoke, booze pouring through her pores, crusty jizz all over her face/neck, and maybe a waft of Scope cause she wanted to "clean up" before showing up for work

You nailed it!

[StankOnHangDown]

hahahah he said snatch

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000093FLA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[debisjb]

A sex tape is soon to come.

[Seth]

The good old days:

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/tara_reid/tara_reid_l7.jpg

[PorchMonkey4Life]

A sex tape is soon to come.
i'd be shocked if it were not already in production

[Jerseyshorekev]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000093FLA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Damn you are quick...I was waiting for that! Bravo :clap:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Tara Reid's voice = female Ferrall

[Madness]

She'll be talking through a straw if she keeps smoking.

[DisgruntledPOwk]

She's starting to sound like joan rivers

[PorchMonkey4Life]

she sound like a young joan rivers

[PorchMonkey4Life]

She's starting to sound like joan rivers
jinx

[APortablePhone]

Talk through a straw? Tara Reid is like the female Biff Tannen.

[Jerseyshorekev]

She sounds like 90% of the young actresses in hollywood or a female version of Ron Wood or Ozzy

[JoeyDVDZ]

Bad cigarette voice or no, I want to violate every orifice on this skank.

[Footthing]

though shes hot, hse does talk like ozzy

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Talk through a straw? Tara Reid is like the female Biff Tannen. :clap: :clap: :clap:
Bad cigarette voice or no, I want to violate every orifice on this skank.you too, huh? :icon_redf

[StankOnHangDown]

Maybe she had a tracheostomy?

http://www.tracheostomy.com/images/aaron.jpg

[DisgruntledPOwk]

Ok who's goign to do the first tara reid ozzy remix

[debisjb]

you are too late by about 100 dicks!

[Seth]

Why aren't Vos and Bonnie on their Honeymoon?

[Madness]

Oh great..... perfect end to this trainwreck.

[StankOnHangDown]

Why aren't Vos and Bonnie on their Honeymoon?

honeymoons cost money.

[Cromwell]

Hockey Rules!

Islanders kicked butt last night!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hockey Rules!

Islanders kicked butt last night!
Ehhh...that's cause the Rangers have a schwoogie as a starting goalie :icon_cry:

[APortablePhone]

Why aren't Vos and Bonnie on their Honeymoon?

I guess all the motels in Seaside Heights were booked.

[JoeyDVDZ]

You know Tara's sex video, when it comes out, is gonna be a gang bang. No one-on-one for this cock monster!

[Jerseyshorekev]

She is the orginal "cock hog"

[meatshield]

for my new screen name.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

this is still one of my all time favorite songs

[striker]

Yea Haw, finally I'm not going to be coopedup in the house. The dealer called, my trucks finally done, it's only been 3 days.

[StankOnHangDown]

Yea Haw, finally I'm not going to be coopedup in the house. The dealer called, my trucks finally done, it's only been 3 days.

is truck a euphamism for heroine?

i missed the ebonics segment yesterday

[Rev]

Too bad I don't have free access to a studio. Here's my idea of a fun movie trailer. If anybody wants to pick it up and run with it, be my guest....
Toss in random clips, after every "..."

In a world :screech:: In a studio, where debauchery was commonplace...

3 men, cross the line... the fancy line...

From Jaeigermeister to Starbucks...

From sexcapades to Escalades...

There's no turning back... once you cross, The Fancy Line...

Rated PG-13, because everything is hotter when you add the word teen.

[StankOnHangDown]

I like it...

how about

In a world :: In a world in a world::

in a world:: world:: in:: a::

SUCK MY FUCKIN' COCK!

http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

[freak8]

jaws 4

make it stop

[Rev]

I like it...

how about

In a world :: In a world in a world::

in a world:: world:: in:: a::

SUCK MY FUCKIN' COCK!

http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gifIn a world, was it a world, something with a world?

[Standby]

Well done Rev. I can hear that playing, mixed in with some of the Norton diva clips. Great stuff.

[StankOnHangDown]

In a world, was it a world, something with a world?

http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

[striker]

:action-sm well fellow baggers, I'm off to get my car and have a life, damn I'll miss the last 40 minutes of the show

[BigDickBlack]

Finally caught Bills special last night and he was great! Im just sayin!

[BigDickBlack]

Straight up eric!

[prozac]

Finally caught Bills special last night and he was great! Im just sayin!

I suck, I still have not seen it but I have it recorded.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

ahhh....Lil' Marky....I can't wait to hear Burr's reaction to the end of this:icon_evil

[Seth]

Bill: "Creee-peee!" I hear ya Bill!
I can't wait to hear his reaction...

[prozac]

ahhh....Lil' Marky....I can't wait to hear Burr's reaction to the end of this:icon_evil

OH lord....I missed hearing that song!

[wetandstickyjim]

:icon_cry: I'm absolutely crying over here.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I LOVE IT!!!! The reactions of the comics they have in studio when they play little marky.... Billy is choking on his coffee as we speak!

[Seth]

Mommy killed lil Markie on my birthday...

[SGTMAGOO]

Ahahahahahah Little Marky Is Always Funny!!!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

I love those little marky bits. Make me cringe & laugh at the same time!

[Deadbent]

That song should be a ringtone.

[BigDickBlack]

Lmfao

[worthlesshole]

hey where the hell can I get that sound the played at the end of that diary...

[Rev]

wait a minute...
I sent them the new lil markie stuff awhile back, and Steve told me they played it a long time ago.
I don't recall them playing it, and now they're saying it's new?
I don't get it.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is hilarious shit!!

[BigDickBlack]

I suck, I still have not seen it but I have it recorded.

Dont worry its coming on the rest fo the week! I DVR'd it myself and saw the rest fo the schedule!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Anthony...LMAO

[Rev]

OK, nevermind. completely different clip.

[BigDickBlack]

Jesus Fucking Christ! Make it quit Make it quit!

[wetandstickyjim]

Mommy killed lil Markie on my birthday...
that was lil' jimmy's birthday too!

[Sack of Chisels]

Well this is a nice lil toe tapper

[Jimmy's Dignity]

okay, so if Jesus made all this shit...what did his dad do? Just sit there like a foreman and direct?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Markie sounds like Howie Mandel's Bobby's World...Dont' ya think?

[prozac]

Little Marky is one happy DEAD baby!

[BigDickBlack]

Well this is a nice lil toe tapper
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[BigDickBlack]

Wait on God Damn minute! He did it for you and me? I thought it was all for me!

[savethewave]

Morning all!

I am sooo having "December 28...today, my Mommy Killed me" as a ringtone.

[BigDickBlack]

Well this is a nice lil toe tapper

Damn you! You had me tapping my toes now!

[savethewave]

This sounds like a rejected song from a Rankin Bass Christmas special.

[Deadbent]

Jesus makes the sky blueeeee
All you have to dooo is ask him tooooo
Jesus was killed by jewwwwwwws.

[Standby]

What is all this Lil' Marky stuff? It's hysterical, but where did this all come from? Did O&A make this, or did someone send this in?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I have Steve C's Hybrid Car as my ringtone

[savethewave]

Little Markie! Down and Funky!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

is this a rock song saying, "C'mon and die and come to heaven!"?

[Sack of Chisels]

Was that a Flair wooo?

[Seth]

www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/lilmarkie.html

[Chester'sLiver]

What is all this Lil' Marky stuff? It's hysterical, but where did this all come from? Did O&A make this, or did someone send this in?
This is Christian PSA stuff

[prozac]

HElllllooooooo Our Jimmy!!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

I am the only happy Vos did not show up?

[SGTMAGOO]

Ahahahahaha Fucking Jahovah's Witnesses!!! They Just Knocked On My Door And I Had O&a Blaring And They Heard Little Marky And Were Horrified Ahahahahaha

[BigDickBlack]

Stay on for a few minutes longer Jimmy I want to try to squeeze a second one out!

[savethewave]

Leave it to Vos...alll class!!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Jahovah's Witnesses knocking on a weekday?

[synmoo]

I hate this religious propaganda. Just raising more religious drones.

Remember, kids, Jesus made drugs and alcohol too.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Wedding photos behind a rest area? Wow. I wonder if any Lot Lizards crept into the pictures

[PorchMonkey4Life]

jimmy would be bombing if he was trying to make jokes about this... but it is all true

[StankOnHangDown]

Ahahahahaha Fucking Jahovah's Witnesses!!! They Just Knocked On My Door And I Had O&a Blaring And They Heard Little Marky And Were Horrified Ahahahahaha

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Wzriko1Ogf0J:www.groovystylie.com/images/vol2issue1/bible2.jpg

[BigDickBlack]

Too bad that Lil Marky wasnt lil Marky Mark! Could of saved us alot of pain in the early 90's!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I can see the Photo Shops now Vos on the Turnpike with Bonnie

[BigDickBlack]

is it me or does Voss not sound as funny now that he is married?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

wow... vos bombing again... what a shock

[Wilmington WOW]

Vos = bad
Burr = more gooder

[JoeyDVDZ]

Ahahahahaha Fucking Jahovah's Witnesses!!! They Just Knocked On My Door And I Had O&a Blaring And They Heard Little Marky And Were Horrified Ahahahahaha

Serves those zombified fuckers right! I say play that PSA for ALL Jehovahs witnesses!

[Chester'sLiver]

is it me or does Voss not sound as funny now that he is married?
its you....he was never funny.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Vos & Bonnie with a TCBY and Mobile sign in the background near Exit 7A on the Turnpike...What a dumb ass

[buzzkiller]

Only classless Vos would allow his pics to be taken at a rest area. What an asshat!

[savethewave]

This is worse than when an American couple decides to get married in Paris, and both families have to be completely inconvenienced, just so they can see the Eiffel Tower in the wedding pictures.

But Vos is worse! A rest stop as a backdrop!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Wedding photos behind a rest area? Wow. I wonder if any Lot Lizards crept into the pictures

Lots of lot lizards got in the pix, they're all bridesmaids!




I edited this because I thought it was funny, but nobody else seemed to. I'm a hack douchebag, and I admit it!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahha, the uncle shit himself...Vos, welcome home

[StankOnHangDown]

They did, but they're called Bridesmaids in this instance.

how do you say Lot Lizzard like the french canadians

[BigDickBlack]

its you....he was never funny.

Nice- I was setting one of you Lil' Marky lovers up for that one!

[savethewave]

So, when does the speculation thread start as to how long Vos stays married?

[Carrr]

I love Jimmy tooling on Vos.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

You know...The only time i've ever laughed at a Vos joke was when he attacked one of the Judges on Last Comic Standing...Two years ago.

[BigDickBlack]

hahahahha, the uncle shit himself...Vos, welcome home


Nothing but the best for our Vienna sausage fingered friend!

[Chester'sLiver]

You know...The only time i've ever laughed at a Vos joke was when he attacked one of the Judges on Last Comic Standing...Two years ago.
Thats one more time then me.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

how do you say Lot Lizzard like the french canadians
i would guess it is parcelle lézard

[RobeSoup&Tears]

He's Dodging the front desk

[StankOnHangDown]

i would guess it is parcelle lézard

thanks BAM :)

[BigDickBlack]

Sorry Voss dont think all of us are gonna fly to Hawaii or LA for that matter just to fuck with you! This guy gets laid a few times and now he flatters himself!

[savethewave]

Poor Vos...he won't get mobbed by the Pests even if he told everybody where the hotel is.

[freak8]

vos better suck chris rocks dick

he would'nt have any of that shit if it was'nt for
ROCk

[RobeSoup&Tears]

It was Caroline Rhea...Vos said something about her show airing at 2am

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"

"Yesth"

[buzzkiller]

Vos needs to fall off a cliff.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Yesth...LOL

[StankOnHangDown]

"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"

"Yesth"

i'd like to hear audio of Vos doing his vowels.............i mean vows

[JoeyDVDZ]

With this ring, I thee..... Damn it, Rich! I can't get this fuckin ring on your sausage link finger!



Rich's wedding band is a toilet seat painted gold.

[savethewave]

Can you imagine Norton giving the speech at the wedding in front of all those Canuck hayseeds?

[Deadbent]

Wow Ant.


Good job.

[BigDickBlack]

With this ring, I thee..... Damn it, Rich! I can't get this fuckin ring on your sausage link finger!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[wetandstickyjim]

Vos got Bonnie a dryer door for a wedding present.

[buzzkiller]

"Sthorry Bonnie. I can't walzsth."

[Rev]

Talk about perfect timing...
As I was putting out my last cigarette, the doorbell rang. It was UPS with my mailorder smokes!

[savethewave]

Just a bumping Porta-Potty in the background of Vos's wedding pics.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Cheesequake Wedding Photo Stop and Gas

[JoeyDVDZ]

Rich, the romantic fool. "I'm dropping loads in her all the time"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, nice Buzz:clap: :clap:

great, Vos is going to ruin Bonnie's hot ass

[StankOnHangDown]

Talk about perfect timing...
As I was putting out my last cigarette, the doorbell rang. It was UPS with my mailorder smokes!\

do you order from the indians? the HOW ones...not the dot ones.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Sperm cells with a cigarette dangling out of it's toothy mouth!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

He's bombing...what's new.

[Schnauzer]

stank no dog!

[savethewave]

Will the sperm go up the uterus while "Paperback Writer" plays?

[BigDickBlack]

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Jimmy Dont leave us!

[Rev]

\

do you order from the indians? the HOW ones...not the dot ones.Nah, thru the U.K.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahah, but her cockblocking husband was there

beautiful

[buzzkiller]

Beautiful. They should have hung up on him a long time ago.

[BigDickBlack]

\

do you order from the indians? the HOW ones...not the dot ones.


LMAO! Its a legit question though!

[JoeyDVDZ]

On a completely different note, Something is Out There is on one of the encore channels now, and Maryam D'abo is prolly the only woman in the world that can show a huge camel toe through a pair of loose denim jeans. Jimmy would love it!

[StankOnHangDown]

stank no dog!

Yeah..i just bought my dog a red hooded sweatshirt (dip dip dip)...i gotta take a picture of that and put it up.

[Deadbent]

I used to order from the indian reservations too before the government started to sift through order logs and get people for taxes they didn't pay on smokes.


Screw that.

[BigDickBlack]

\

do you order from the indians? the HOW ones...not the dot ones.


The How Indians outsource their cust service to the Dot Indians though!

[StankOnHangDown]

Nah, thru the U.K.

WFT are you smoking?

Benson and Hodges?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I hope we get an Otto & George as a guest soon.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Billy Burr: Das Dumper!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

On a completely different note, Something is Out There is on one of the encore channels now, and Maryam D'abo is prolly the only woman in the world that can show a huge camel toe through a pair of loose denim jeans. Jimmy would love it!
Well Joey...you know what you've gotta do now, right? Find some photos of it/her and e-mail em to Jimmy

[Seth]

Poor Bill. Keep yur chin up!

[Dick Vos]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2381/voscopy9ny.jpg

[StankOnHangDown]

The How Indians outsource their cust service to the Dot Indians though!

Yeah which is why i smoke american spirits

http://www.smokes-spirits.com/images/category/american_spirit_tn.jpg made by indians...sold by terrorists

[Rev]

Good show, punching out!
Cy'all at http://www.talkradiofans.com/ for the R&F listening thread.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I'm sure the HBO thing and being on O&A will help 'Lil Billy

[savethewave]

And that is it.

[Schnauzer]

Yeah..i just bought my dog a red hooded sweatshirt (dip dip dip)...i gotta take a picture of that and put it up.
hahaha nice

[Schnauzer]

anyone know when jimmys hbo thing is/was on? the one that he did awhile back.

[prozac]

Fun show!!! Loved Bill's Ray Ramano voice...a real treat hearing from Vos and Little Jimmy! THe bboys ALWAYS pull it off!

[BigDickBlack]

Yeah which is why i smoke american spirits

http://www.smokes-spirits.com/images/category/american_spirit_tn.jpg made by indians...sold by terrorists

LMFAO!!!!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

anyone know when jimmys hbo thing is/was on? the one that he did awhile back.He's the season Finale, closing after Bonnie...October 21st :clap: :clap:

If you wanted to be Tommy Technical about it, it's on the 22nd cause it airs at Midnight

[Seth]

anyone know when jimmys hbo thing is/was on? the one that he did awhile back.
For Jimmy's and Bill's airdates:
http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displayheadline.cfm/id/8449/div/opieanthony/headline/JIM_NORTON__ONE_NIGHT_STAND__HBO_SPECIAL__SHOWTIME S_and_AIR_DATES.html

[Jimmy's Dignity]

or you could save yourself the navigation on Foundry

http://www.hbo.com/onenightstand/?ntrack_para1=leftnav_category0_show8

[prozac]

Interested in hearing what happened between Big A's and Patty's date.

[khemystri]

Poor Bill. Keep yur chin up!

What a fuckin blessing!!!!
Everything is happening for him!!!!!

Chappelle Show, then O&A Show, then his HBO Special.

The caliber of chicks he's gonna get now is ridiculous.
Stop acting like a pansie and bang your groupies
(and don't call them the next day)

[Seth]

or you could save yourself the navigation on Foundry

http://www.hbo.com/onenightstand/?ntrack_para1=leftnav_category0_show8
There was no navigation necessary in the Foundry link, only a scroll down...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

There was no navigation necessary in the Foundry link, only a scroll down...
:icon_redf sorry

[Schnauzer]

thanks fellas, im getting hbo and dvr this weekend :)

[khemystri]

Email to Billy:
Bill,
Your heartbroken over your girl!!???!?!?!?!?!

Are you fuckin' crazy!!!! I was mad for you when you said
you had an anchor.... Everything is happening for you!!!

Chappelle Show, O&A show, HBO special....

Do you realize the caliber of chicks your gonna get now!!???

Suck it up pansie.
Bang your groupies and dont fairy out and take them to
Tiffany's like faggot-ass E-Rock!!!

-KHEMYSTRI

Bill's response:
Hilarious! Dude can you give me a couple a fuckin days. Jesus Christ. I'm going to re-read your e mail in about two weeks and use it like a Vince Lombardi half time speech. Thanks for the message, I needed a laugh.

B.
__________________________________________________ ______

Suck it up, dick!!!

:icon_mrgr :action-sm

[freak8]

http://x7.putfile.com/9/26309052516.jpg

[timmykidd2104]

NICE!! they're going back to the beginning of the Philips Phile attack.

[Arch Stanton]

Replay 1, Russell the trucker, Golden Ticket. What a pisser. Love the truckers.

[Brezo]

alabammy always interesting

[CrustyJizzRag]

Was that a bit or just some drunk trucker?
Either way it was hilarious.

[Arch Stanton]

Dare I say that is the real deal, no shennanigans here.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

uuuuuugh....more Russell? This guy's an awful trip

of course it could just be because I'm tired and still at work

[Arch Stanton]

We gotta let ya go....

[CrustyJizzRag]

Ok,russell was funny at first,now he's just annoying.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh jesus...Russell is killin me...is there a smiley who shoots himself in the head? Cause that's me right now

[CrustyJizzRag]

California? Tennessee?
I thought Russell said he was from Alabama in the first call.
Bravo Sierra.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

How can they say that Pacino was in the Walken-phase of his career in this movie? It came out in 1997...yet just 2 years earlier he was in Heat

haha...trucker calls him a Communist faggot....Harry's reply = "In my defense, I'm not a Communist" :icon_redf
whoops, forgot to defend against the other part of that jab