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StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 06:58 AM
Good morning you bags of wack!

I NEED A DAMN AOTM SIGN! Anyone have any graphics I can use to get one printed?!?!?!?

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 07:00 AM
Rise and shine everyone... it's a wonderful whipem out wednesday!

Thanks for the merge BS

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 07:03 AM
My pleasure stank... I am very useful in the morning see! lol...

you've met your quota of usefullness for the day.

BIV
09-21-2005, 07:05 AM
Good morning you bags of wack!

I NEED A DAMN AOTM SIGN! Anyone have any graphics I can use to get one printed?!?!?!?
Get a big black peice of posterboard, rubber cement and yellow construction paper. Cut the letters out of the construction paper and glue it on.


Morning kids!!

Whatzinmypants
09-21-2005, 07:06 AM
Morning Stank & BS :action-sm

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 07:06 AM
Get a big black peice of posterboard, rubber cement and yellow construction paper. Cut the letters out of the construction paper and glue it on.


Morning kids!!

I'm too fancy for that BIV...perhaps I should get my girlfirends five year old to do it.

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 07:06 AM
Morning Stank & BS :action-sm

Hey whatz!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ev0Rb_1d2f8J:www.larrykmartin.com/GAMECOCK%2520web.jpg

Whatzinmypants
09-21-2005, 07:06 AM
Morning Bivvy :action-sm

Sack of Chisels
09-21-2005, 07:14 AM
Hello guys and gals.

zagman76
09-21-2005, 07:15 AM
Good morning you bags of wack!

I NEED A DAMN AOTM SIGN! Anyone have any graphics I can use to get one printed?!?!?!?

I don't remember who.. but someone did this months and months ago...

I guess you could use it...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/mzaglin/Misc/WOWPrint-a.jpg

Sack of Chisels
09-21-2005, 07:17 AM
In order to make a professional looking printed sign the source graphic needs to be EPS. Pixel based formats like jpg will become distorted.


Just sayin'

generoso
09-21-2005, 07:24 AM
Hey whatz!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ev0Rb_1d2f8J:www.larrykmartin.com/GAMECOCK%2520web.jpg
Morning all ..One day i'll get the balls and show Whatz mine...

NoFilterPaul
09-21-2005, 07:25 AM
'sup

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 07:25 AM
I don't remember who.. but someone did this months and months ago...

I guess you could use it...



Thanks ZAG

In order to make a professional looking printed sign the source graphic needs to be EPS. Pixel based formats like jpg will become distorted.


Just sayin'

I think I might be able to convert it to RAW and print it out on the office plotter....I'll see what I can get away with

Minge
09-21-2005, 07:26 AM
This day is truly going to suck. I hope they have nothing today again, the last couple of days have been great.

Good morning, Wackbag.

generoso
09-21-2005, 07:30 AM
morning gen and friends! Damn those yankees and damn them to hell!
Just tell Koko to stop slamming homeruns.......And just setting up for a great 3 game ending series next weekend....Maybe a friendly wager my friend...

BIV
09-21-2005, 07:31 AM
Hello whatz, all.:action-sm

BIV
09-21-2005, 07:31 AM
What? Is baseball still on? *mourns Mariners*

MarshmallowRain
09-21-2005, 07:32 AM
Good morning whatz hope the week is going good for you. So far with the exception of having a meeting with the boss tonight for 2 hours You or gene know how to resize avatars to make them fit on here?

zagman76
09-21-2005, 07:32 AM
I'm going to miss it tomorrow, when I am not here for the start of the listening thread!

Then again, I am not going to miss working overnight tomorrow!

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 07:32 AM
Mornin Bags

generoso
09-21-2005, 07:35 AM
What? Is baseball still on? *mourns Mariners*
Yes the best time for baseball the pennet race......Than into Hockey Go Islanders

Whatzinmypants
09-21-2005, 07:36 AM
back from showering ....Morning Gen Sweetie!!! :action-sm

BIV
09-21-2005, 07:37 AM
Yes the best time for baseball the pennet race......Than into Hockey Go Islanders
There is no race for me....thus I stop caring.
Tiem to cheer for the Seahawks!!!!
Hey, we're tied for first in our division......at 1 and 1.:icon_cry:

Seattle sports stink. Vancouver Cunnucks anyone?

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 07:37 AM
HOCKEY Shark Attack, Baseball is so overrated especially my Royals

Whatzinmypants
09-21-2005, 07:38 AM
Good morning whatz hope the week is going good for you. So far with the exception of having a meeting with the boss tonight for 2 hours You or gene know how to resize avatars to make them fit on here?

Morning Marsh :action-sm

i'm useless when it comes to how to resize and post pics...sorry

Norton's Hog
09-21-2005, 07:39 AM
I NEED A DAMN AOTM SIGN! Anyone have any graphics I can use to get one printed?!?!?!?


Inbred posted this a while back...[Great large OnA assault signs in EPS format]
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=31463&highlight=signs

The link to download seems dead though, maybe PM Inbred to activate it again.

generoso
09-21-2005, 07:39 AM
back from showering ....Morning Gen Sweetie!!! :action-sm
Always like to hear when a gal is wet and dripping........Morning Whatz honeypie....

Carrr
09-21-2005, 07:42 AM
Morning Baggers, It's Wip'em Out Wedensday!

cokelogic
09-21-2005, 07:46 AM
Hey all. I made a Movie Trailer and it took all night to send it to Steve, my cable upload is SHIT for some reason. Just got it in 10 mins ago. So now if they play them, I doubt it will get played.

My downloads suck too. Comcast stinks tonight.

MarshmallowRain
09-21-2005, 07:47 AM
Hope everything is going good for you gene. So at least I get to take part in the commraderie that is this board.

mikeybot
09-21-2005, 07:50 AM
mornin' fellas.
actually up early enough to participate for a change.

generoso
09-21-2005, 07:50 AM
Hope everything is going good for you gene. So at least I get to take part in the commraderie that is this board.
Things are ok ...Still no real GF .....and the usall money whoa's....and as I hope you are doing fine as well....

cokelogic
09-21-2005, 07:51 AM
mornin' fellas.
actually up early enough to participate for a change.And I'm up late enough. LOL.

mrlovkim
09-21-2005, 07:51 AM
Morning :action-sm

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 07:52 AM
Inbred posted this a while back...[Great large OnA assault signs in EPS format]
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=31463&highlight=signs

The link to download seems dead though, maybe PM Inbred to activate it again.

fuk...no longer valid.

edit: perhaps I should have read your entire post before I posted that the link was broken...I suck...*gunshot*

Chuckyarla
09-21-2005, 07:54 AM
mornin baggers

cokelogic
09-21-2005, 07:57 AM
Off to bed, later all.

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 07:58 AM
morning everone... i have the green apple shits this morning...
just saying in case i have to run out of here... dont want you people getting scared

BIV
09-21-2005, 07:58 AM
Fuck the book, fuck the making money CD, Fuck audible.xmradio.com and fuck Ali G.

Whatzinmypants
09-21-2005, 07:59 AM
Things are ok ...Still no real GF .....and the usall money whoa's....and as I hope you are doing fine as well....


if i was a little closer and single...i'd be applying.... :icon_wink

never too late to move to fla though!

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 08:00 AM
Cue it Derek

generoso
09-21-2005, 08:00 AM
Anyway lets cue the music.....Tough one this morning no coffeee yet woke up late.....lets have another great show....And with another day of Mr. Burr in the stuido...

BIV
09-21-2005, 08:00 AM
Hawk! The boss wants the music!

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 08:01 AM
morning everone... i have the green apple shits this morning...
just saying in case i have to run out of here... dont want you people getting scared
Nice BAM (me too but thats between me and my toilet)

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 08:02 AM
Good morning you bags of wack!

I NEED A DAMN AOTM SIGN! Anyone have any graphics I can use to get one printed?!?!?!?
http://www.foundrymusic.com/braincandy/displaymedia.cfm/id/10401
there you go sir... enjoy you brand new sign...

Chuckyarla
09-21-2005, 08:03 AM
music cued , coffee in hand let's do it

BIV
09-21-2005, 08:04 AM
Anyone play FFVII? I'm trying to name all of the characters O&A references (my ninth play through, you gotta mix it up).

So far:
Cloud: Patbattle
Barret: Cozy Bear
Tifa: Funbags
Aeris: Shiavo
Red: Can't remember
Yuffie: Lolita

I need:
Vincint, Cid

I think the big white fucker will be ShitDick

generoso
09-21-2005, 08:04 AM
you know when Norton is away they should change the opening because Jim Norton is not on the radio today...

theo
09-21-2005, 08:04 AM
mornin bitches

Chuckyarla
09-21-2005, 08:05 AM
Ahhh the music of champions :)

so what are you listenin to then?

Whatzinmypants
09-21-2005, 08:05 AM
taking this out to the car...have a great day all! :action-sm

generoso
09-21-2005, 08:06 AM
so what are you listenin to then?
Hopefully it's the Yankees opening music....

generoso
09-21-2005, 08:07 AM
taking this out to the car...have a great day all! :action-sm
Bye Sweetie..have a greatday..I am right behind you for that trip to work...

SonnyForelli
09-21-2005, 08:10 AM
ArrrrrrrrrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhfuckmeeeeeeeeI got killer cramps this morning

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 08:11 AM
hey... look what is heading straight to the Hourston Astrodome... Rita is now a cat 3 and getting stronger... there must be a god...

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT18/refresh/AL1805W5+gif/084857W_sm.gif

generoso
09-21-2005, 08:11 AM
Nope it would be tessie... :) but say if the sox take the series you owe me a beer, and then if the sox loose (which they will not) you owe me a beer :) Halloween party will the place to pay :)
Sounds like a plan..My friend is playing that day also so I might get a fancy pass person....

Standby
09-21-2005, 08:11 AM
Morning wackbaggers.

My IF to rat on yesterday's hole got beaten to it by the trucker who called in. Ah well.

As usual, I'll be listening until I have to leave for work, then picking back up at 9

generoso
09-21-2005, 08:12 AM
Anyway time for work..cya on the pm side....

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 08:12 AM
ArrrrrrrrrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhfuckmeeeeeeeeI got killer cramps this morning
you have the cramps??? well fucking lah dee lah... i have the green apple shits which come with cramps

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 08:13 AM
ArrrrrrrrrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhfuckmeeeeeeeeI got killer cramps this morning

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tR2bqdtbXdAJ:http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/midol%2520men%2520complete.gif

BIV
09-21-2005, 08:15 AM
Wow, this guy is a trip.

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 08:15 AM
Drunk Truckers are more gooder

Sack of Chisels
09-21-2005, 08:15 AM
The Opie and Anthony show, on "Whataya-call-it radio"

Norton's Hog
09-21-2005, 08:15 AM
Listen to this tool.
Blowing that trucker stereotype right out of the water...http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 08:15 AM
this guy has got to be a gag...

Carrr
09-21-2005, 08:15 AM
Is today "Drunk Trucker" day?

Chuckyarla
09-21-2005, 08:16 AM
hey... look what is heading straight to the Hourston Astrodome... Rita is now a cat 3 and getting stronger... there must be a god...

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT18/refresh/AL1805W5+gif/084857W_sm.gif

looks more like it's visitin crawford than Houston

SonnyForelli
09-21-2005, 08:17 AM
you have the cramps??? well fucking lah dee lah... i have the green apple shits which come with cramps

Oh not to worrie sir, I am sure the green apple shits are soon to follow :action-sm

Sack of Chisels
09-21-2005, 08:17 AM
"Everybody in America is stone cold fucking retarded.... and I'm walking proof of that"

mikeybot
09-21-2005, 08:17 AM
And I'm up late enough. LOL.

wocka wocka

xStainDx
09-21-2005, 08:17 AM
Omg Stfu Already You Babbling Alabama Faggot!

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 08:17 AM
Yeah commended kill old people

striker
09-21-2005, 08:17 AM
This guy makes the rest of us truckers seem stupid, oh wait, he's from Alabama, that explains it all

Cromwell
09-21-2005, 08:18 AM
"Shut Up Ya Damn Asshole" :action-sm

SonnyForelli
09-21-2005, 08:18 AM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tR2bqdtbXdAJ:http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/midol%2520men%2520complete.gif

good one sir !

BIV
09-21-2005, 08:18 AM
I agree!!!! Fuck the old people!!! Rebel, Rebel!!

Carrr
09-21-2005, 08:18 AM
Maybe this guy should be a regular.

MarshmallowRain
09-21-2005, 08:18 AM
Everything still going ok here gene, just a dead night work wise. But make up for that on friday and saturday nights. You'll find another gf when your at the least expecting it and feel free to apply with me whatz lol. Your being in a towel makes for 2 of us whatz.

Rev
09-21-2005, 08:19 AM
Why, Hello... you lucky people!

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 08:19 AM
looks more like it's visitin crawford than Houston
wow you have used that joke 6 times and it has bombed six times... yet you try a seventh...
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/8753/9902580063dm.jpg

zagman76
09-21-2005, 08:20 AM
this guy's call is why they need the long train crash sound back!

Norton's Hog
09-21-2005, 08:20 AM
This guy is gold. I smell new character.

Chuckyarla
09-21-2005, 08:21 AM
wow you have used that joke 6 times and it has bombed six times... yet you try a seventh...
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/8753/9902580063dm.jpg
well it is used when you use the houston one.

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 08:21 AM
this guy's call is why they need the long train crash sound back!
congrats on becoming admin buhdaayy... and a geek i guess... :action-sm

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 08:22 AM
well it is used when you use the houston one.
yeah but the houston one gets chuckles

Carrr
09-21-2005, 08:22 AM
Jimmy who?

zagman76
09-21-2005, 08:22 AM
congrats on becoming admin buhdaayy... and a geek i guess... :action-sm

Thanks! :)

I was a geek before - just an admin as well now!

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 08:24 AM
this guy's call is why they need the long train crash sound back!
does this kinda work??
http://www.ananova.com/images/news/belgiumtraincrashAP410x249.jpg

Rev
09-21-2005, 08:26 AM
a shoehorn?

zagman76
09-21-2005, 08:30 AM
does this kinda work??
http://www.ananova.com/images/news/belgiumtraincrashAP410x249.jpg

That kinda looks like a swingline stapler

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/243094/2/Red_Swingline_1.jpg

Chuckyarla
09-21-2005, 08:31 AM
why is opie calling for poe?

striker
09-21-2005, 08:32 AM
that hole yesterdaywas hot looking, but a total waste of air time

striker
09-21-2005, 08:34 AM
anyone have any exp. with wireless keyboards and mice?

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 08:35 AM
why is opie calling for poe?
like edgar allan poe?

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 08:36 AM
He said were F-ing cock fags.

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 08:37 AM
anyone have any exp. with wireless keyboards and mice?
Yeah they burn batteries

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 08:37 AM
anyone have any exp. with wireless keyboards and mice?

well worth it if you keep batteries on hand.

Mr.Monster Rain
09-21-2005, 08:37 AM
Morning pests...love the PSA's

mikeybot
09-21-2005, 08:38 AM
Yeah they burn batteries

get rechargeables. more better.

striker
09-21-2005, 08:38 AM
I'm on my third one, the damn things keep dying on me and it's not the batteries

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 08:38 AM
Yeah you guys are retarded

striker
09-21-2005, 08:39 AM
BIll Burr is f-ing hilarious, these spots rule

Rev
09-21-2005, 08:41 AM
Gee, and I wonder why the boys didn't seem to give a shit, when XM dropped the Liquid Metal channel?

Oh well, I'm a metalhead... both old and new schools.

striker
09-21-2005, 08:43 AM
Liquid Metal is still available online

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 08:43 AM
God is this BAM's uncle

xStainDx
09-21-2005, 08:44 AM
The Arizona Dome? o_O

striker
09-21-2005, 08:44 AM
oh great, another dumb trucker

Mr.Monster Rain
09-21-2005, 08:44 AM
Bill Burr has far exceeded my expectations....He is far better then any comic that comes in and he is not annoying...meshes with boys well ...That being said, he is no Lil Jimmy though

striker
09-21-2005, 08:45 AM
The Arizona Dome? o_O We don't have a fucking dome you dult!

I thought BOB had a retractable roof?

mikeybot
09-21-2005, 08:45 AM
russel is a cackling jackass

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 08:45 AM
Liquid Metal is still available online

it took me a while to find it...but here it is

what....nothing?

http://www.goingfaster.com/darkthoughts/t1000.jpg

xStainDx
09-21-2005, 08:45 AM
I thought BOB had a retractable roof?Thats not a dome like the superdome. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif

striker
09-21-2005, 08:45 AM
Why no updates on Vos's wedding yet?

KevSlider
09-21-2005, 08:46 AM
Anyone just wake up and really need a BJ from a girl? I wish I had a girlfriend.

striker
09-21-2005, 08:46 AM
Thats not a dome like the superdome. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif


According to the media it is, oh well that suck anyhow

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 08:47 AM
Fox News Alert: Hurrican Rita is now a Cat 4 with winds of 135 MPH

xStainDx
09-21-2005, 08:48 AM
Dome = Astrodome, Superdome

The Bob ain't a Dome! its like kinda square with a retractable roof.

xStainDx
09-21-2005, 08:48 AM
Fox News Alert: Hurrican Rita is now a Cat 4 with winds of 135 MPHWoohoo!!! Lets see if the Texas government will take 5 days to send supplies! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mad.gif

striker
09-21-2005, 08:48 AM
Fox News Alert: Hurrican Rita is now a Cat 4 with winds of 135 MPH


Texas might finally get that good ol' white washing it so deserves

Mr.Monster Rain
09-21-2005, 08:49 AM
I asked Vos to send in audio of Lil Jimmys best man speech...he said he would work on it..but can you really depend on Vos.

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 08:49 AM
Fox News Alert: Hurrican Rita is now a Cat 4 with winds of 135 MPH

"See what God did to me....Maaaaaan?"

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NARghYpEOJoJ:www.depponline.com/imgs/fear6.jpg

Rev
09-21-2005, 08:50 AM
Liquid Metal is still available onlineI know. I'm An aol user.
Doesn't help though, since I listen to 202 at home most the time.

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 08:51 AM
Hey baggers! So god's chasing them to texas now, huh?

Footthing
09-21-2005, 08:51 AM
Fox News Alert: Hurrican Rita is now a Cat 4 with winds of 135 MPH


ooo how about it hit New Orleans again hehe

xStainDx
09-21-2005, 08:52 AM
lol@god references.

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 08:52 AM
Go God

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 08:52 AM
in case anyone cares: Gotti was released on a mistrial

*big suprise*

striker
09-21-2005, 08:53 AM
That Nig. Mayor in New Orleans should be hung, inviting people home when this hurricane might hit

striker
09-21-2005, 08:54 AM
in case anyone cares: Gotti was released on a mistrial

*big suprise*


Gee, Old news, heard this about 14 hours ago

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 08:54 AM
Gee, Old news, heard this about 14 hours ago

sorry...i get my mob news from drudge.

Footthing
09-21-2005, 08:55 AM
lol here we go with Professor Anthony

xStainDx
09-21-2005, 08:55 AM
Only moving west at 14MPH.. sure jump on a bike and out peddle the thing.


Meanwhile as it blows you off your bike. lol

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 08:57 AM
Only moving west at 14MPH.. sure jump on a bike and out peddle the thing.


Meanwhile as it blows you off your bike. lol
I'd let a Rita blow me on my bike

KevSlider
09-21-2005, 08:57 AM
There's gonna be a ton of ghost towns in the south because of these hurricanes. Good job Bush!

striker
09-21-2005, 08:58 AM
that date between Big A and Patty should be hilarious

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 08:58 AM
Love Connection

zagman76
09-21-2005, 08:58 AM
Only moving west at 14MPH.. sure jump on a bike and out peddle the thing.


Meanwhile as it blows you off your bike. lol

just watch out for the lady in the tall black hat, and the pointy nose following you!

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 09:01 AM
just watch out for the lady in the tall black hat, and the pointy nose following you!

howie on a bike?

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 09:01 AM
Ok Russell is a bit

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 09:01 AM
holy shit.... russel again... will some one put this guy out of his misery

Sack of Chisels
09-21-2005, 09:02 AM
This guy is the new Dice. I'm waiting for a "Which way medium or well done"

Rev
09-21-2005, 09:02 AM
God Damn it, I missed the Bill Burr thing twice now!
My girlfriend forced me to watch the Nip/Tuck season debut. :(

striker
09-21-2005, 09:02 AM
Danny needs to explain to callers that after he puts them on hold they will be listening to the show, but not able to talk

striker
09-21-2005, 09:03 AM
great, this moron got through again

Mr.Monster Rain
09-21-2005, 09:03 AM
Has to be fake

Standby
09-21-2005, 09:04 AM
Did Russell say he had WOW happening before O&A?

Russell invented everything, hoo hoo.

Jigzaw
09-21-2005, 09:04 AM
Yeah GOD RULES

Rev
09-21-2005, 09:05 AM
Danny needs to explain to callers that after he puts them on hold they will be listening to the show, but not able to talkDon't be rediculous.
If you don't know already, you shouldn't be calling.

Norton's Hog
09-21-2005, 09:05 AM
Fucking great movie speech....one of my favorites.

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 09:05 AM
What was wrong with that scene? My favorite scene in the movie!

striker
09-21-2005, 09:06 AM
Don't be rediculous.
If you don't know already, you shouldn't be calling.


the caller's from the south, they need xtra explaining

Footthing
09-21-2005, 09:07 AM
Keanu Reeves is terrible

Rev
09-21-2005, 09:07 AM
Ant's Pacino sounds a little like his Larry King.
Somewhere, Bob Kelly is calling shenanigans on him.

Rev
09-21-2005, 09:09 AM
He goes under the radar, but the actor I think who does this the worst....
Allan Alda.
He's Allan Alda, in every role he has ever played.

Tax Kuntz
09-21-2005, 09:10 AM
Good Morning all.

(http://img392.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nutss8ak.jpg)

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/5971/nutss8ak.jpg

Chuckyarla
09-21-2005, 09:10 AM
see you all later

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 09:11 AM
oh no... dont let harry ruin this show too... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Norton's Hog
09-21-2005, 09:12 AM
Devil's Advocate was great. Classic 'scratchy voiced-screaming' Pacino.
Even Keannu Reeves couldn't ruin Al's performance in it.

Madness
09-21-2005, 09:12 AM
Great...... Harry gets to ruin both shows today.

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 09:13 AM
Devil's Advocate was great. Classic 'scratchy voiced-screaming' Pacino.
Even Keannu Reeves couldn't ruin Al's performance in it.

In complete agreement. I stop on it every time I find it on cable.

Footthing
09-21-2005, 09:13 AM
harry's stand up sounds stupid as hell

Madness
09-21-2005, 09:16 AM
I really hope this is all just a scheme to job Harry out.

Standby
09-21-2005, 09:17 AM
Go Than!

Don't get me wrong, I love R&F and all, but there are days I laaf harder at them than O&A (the 9 year old fight discussion had people at work staring at me). But whenever they talk to their interns or producers or just draw out stuff like that, I get sick of it.

The Harry thing is just like the intern that they wanted to have sex with one of the WOW girls, and just watched as they let him bomb for an hour.

But the laaf off should be good for Than to destroy Harry.

striker
09-21-2005, 09:18 AM
everytime I hear the Raymond music I get the desire to beat myself with a hammer

wetandstickyjim
09-21-2005, 09:19 AM
In complete agreement. I stop on it every time I find it on cable.
Yeah, and Charlize Theron is friggen hot in that flick. Crazy sex, yum.

Footthing
09-21-2005, 09:20 AM
lol i missed the tazzed part from R&F yesterday... that would be hilarious

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 09:22 AM
:crickets:

Madness
09-21-2005, 09:22 AM
Wow,

what an unfunny ass this guy is.

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 09:23 AM
Does anyone here actually find Everybody Loves Raymond to be funny? I never got it. Always bored the shit out of me.

Madness
09-21-2005, 09:24 AM
I gave up on sitcoms a long time ago.

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 09:25 AM
Good Morning gentlemen.

Madness
09-21-2005, 09:26 AM
Maybe Harry should start off small before taking on Than. Maybe he could have a slight chance at beating Francine.

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 09:26 AM
Does anyone here actually find Everybody Loves Raymond to be funny? I never got it. Always bored the shit out of me.
it had its moments... but not many

Rev
09-21-2005, 09:27 AM
I've sucessfully avoided Everybody Loves Raymond, for their entire run.
I'm quite proud of that, actually.

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 09:27 AM
it had its moments... but not many

It was no Seinfeld, my friend.

Madness
09-21-2005, 09:29 AM
Yeah blame the audience for you being an unfunny ass Harry.

dg124
09-21-2005, 09:29 AM
Raymond was ok but I couldn't get into Seinfeld

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 09:29 AM
I've sucessfully avoided Everybody Loves Raymond, for their entire run.
I'm quite proud of that, actually.

I caught 30 to 90 second clips of it several times over it's 9 year run, but only because people I know watched it, and I would be there at their places trying to hang with it. Never fails, always wind up playing PS2 with the neices, nephews, or friends kids within that 90 second window. Just found Ray Ramano to be the unfunniest fuck alive. He makes both Harry and Than look like comic geniuses by comparison.

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 09:29 AM
morning boys

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 09:31 AM
Raymond was ok but I couldn't get into Seinfeld

I guess it's the type of humor that does Raymond in for me. I like observational humor, when it's done right. The goofy shit Seinfeld & his cronies always found themselves in are just exaggerated versions of the day to day bullshit that happens in everybodys lives, and I get that. Ray, just don't get him.

striker
09-21-2005, 09:33 AM
I can count on one hand the number of times I watched Raymond and Seinfeld combined, they both sucked

EdC
09-21-2005, 09:34 AM
I've sucessfully avoided Everybody Loves Raymond, for their entire run.
I'm quite proud of that, actually.

Same here. I have never heard anything from him that I thought was funny and Brad Garrett is even worse. Every time I see him I have to just change the channel. Why is it the least funny hacks seem like they are the ones who have to talk the most?

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 09:34 AM
Shit.


How long was that ass on for ?
Was he funny once?

Anyone remember that game they were playing in Rambo III, dragging around the alpaca corpse on horseback?
Harry should be doing that in his spare time.

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 09:35 AM
I can count on one hand the number of times I watched Raymond and Seinfeld combined, they both sucked
yeah... never a fan of either... now the simpsons... that show rocks

EveryoneHasAIDS
09-21-2005, 09:36 AM
I can count on one hand the number of times I watched Raymond and Seinfeld combined, they both sucked

That's crazy talk. I never saw a minute of Raymond, but Seinfeld was the best (most successful) sit-com ever!

al885
09-21-2005, 09:36 AM
Man, there are some dumb callers.

dredpiratrobert
09-21-2005, 09:37 AM
There's nothing like venturing into charted territories, Harry.

al885
09-21-2005, 09:38 AM
So now harry is gonna get air time on O&A? he already had 3 hours yesterday on ron & fez

Madness
09-21-2005, 09:39 AM
Yeah, Harry doesn't have an original thought in his body. Ron was bashing him over that yesterday. But he was the last thing I wanted to hear this morning after he would just not go away on R&F yesterday.

bojoe
09-21-2005, 09:40 AM
Glad that tool Harry is out of the studio.

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 09:41 AM
These interns are starting to get like the jackoffs on "the real world" The original cast was the best and basically didn't know what to expect so it was real. The past few years each of the assholes have tried to jumpstart their careers and be "wacky" to get noticed...hmmm remember puck? Some of these interns are doing the same shit.

Wilmington WOW
09-21-2005, 09:42 AM
mcdonalds order written on a shingle :clap:

Bill Burr - I never want to hear Vos again

Madness
09-21-2005, 09:43 AM
I'd rather have Noah back. You could at least laugh at him.

striker
09-21-2005, 09:43 AM
That's crazy talk. I never saw a minute of Raymond, but Seinfeld was the best (most successful) sit-com ever!


I can't stand Seinfeld or his comedy, it never appealed to me

striker
09-21-2005, 09:44 AM
what's Ant's problem, his chicks a vegan

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 09:44 AM
I'd rather have Noah back. You could at least laugh at him.

i already forgot the ambiguously gay intern they use to trash...what was his name?

Rev
09-21-2005, 09:44 AM
From Jeigermeister to Starbucks, oh how times have changed.

Madness
09-21-2005, 09:45 AM
i already forgot the ambiguously gay intern they use to trash...what was his name?

Noah

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 09:46 AM
i already forgot the ambiguously gay intern they use to trash...what was his name?

Uh.... the name is in the post you quoted, man!

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 09:46 AM
From Jeigermeister to Starbucks, oh how times have changed.

you are right....it is sad

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:09JLtGkuZ6MJ:natyve.free.fr/035%2520E%25202A%2520CRY.JPG

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 09:46 AM
Uh.... the name is in the post you quoted, man!

okay i didn't remember if that was him.

Rev
09-21-2005, 09:47 AM
Yeah, use pepperspray to fight a mountain lion.
That way, the meal he makes of your face is perfectly seasoned!:icon_eek:

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 09:47 AM
From Jeigermeister to Starbucks, oh how times have changed.

It is a sad commentary on the difference between morning radio & afternoon drive time, huh? No more getting trashed in studio, now we get granola and green apple squirts! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 09:48 AM
From Jeigermeister to Starbucks, oh how times have changed.



in a few years we'll be saying...

"From Granola to lawn clippings, oh how opies colon has changed"

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 09:48 AM
Yeah, use pepperspray to fight a mountain lion.
That way, the meal he makes of your face is perfectly seasoned!:icon_eek:

That made me laugh hard enough to hurt, my friend. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gif

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 09:48 AM
It is a sad commentary on the difference between morning radio & afternoon drive time, huh? No more getting trashed in studio, now we get granola and green apple squirts! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif

and ant goes from Dumping in a Bucket to John's HOG

stupernicus
09-21-2005, 09:48 AM
.45-70, slingah leadah

striker
09-21-2005, 09:49 AM
god what a bunch of wimps

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 09:49 AM
Speaking of ocean monsters, anyone check out the show Surface that aired this week? Looks interesting.

Rev
09-21-2005, 09:49 AM
That made me laugh hard enough to hurt, my friend. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifOh, pookie. I'm sorry. Let me make it feel all better.

::vomit:: :icon_mrgr

Footthing
09-21-2005, 09:50 AM
never go hiking again? seriously hes a pussy

striker
09-21-2005, 09:50 AM
nice Edmund Fitz. referrence Bill

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 09:50 AM
Glad that tool Harry is out of the studio.
greatest first post ever...

dg124
09-21-2005, 09:51 AM
I agree with Op I don't get just hiking for the sake of hiking,,,,,

wetandstickyjim
09-21-2005, 09:53 AM
Sharks with lazer beams on their friggen heads.

Rev
09-21-2005, 09:54 AM
I've asked in the past, but all I get are comedic replies.
I'll try one last time....

Does ANYONE have problems with Instant Feedback, where one day you get the normal response screen. Then on other days, you get a plain white page with the words "your feedback has been sent, thanks".
Now, I dunno if one works and the other doesn't, but I have never had an IF read, on days that I get this 2nd option.

striker
09-21-2005, 09:55 AM
I've asked in the past, but all I get are comedic replies.
I'll try one last time....

Does ANYONE have problems with Instant Feedback, where one day you get the normal response screen. Then on other days, you get a plain white page with the words "your feedback has been sent, thanks".
Now, I dunno if one works and the other doesn't, but I have never had an IF read, on days that I get this 2nd option.

Yeah it's happened to me, it seems to be doing it now, when I submit feedback, it keeps locking up

striker
09-21-2005, 09:56 AM
best horror movies occur in dark places

Rev
09-21-2005, 09:56 AM
Yeah it's happened to me, it seems to be doing it now, when I submit feedback, it keeps locking upDo you think it's actually getting thru to the studio?

Pump Master
09-21-2005, 09:56 AM
what's Ant's problem, his chicks a vegan
No Doubt

striker
09-21-2005, 09:57 AM
Do you think it's actually getting thru to the studio?


I don't know, but it's annoying as all hell

Madness
09-21-2005, 09:58 AM
I've asked in the past, but all I get are comedic replies.
I'll try one last time....

Does ANYONE have problems with Instant Feedback, where one day you get the normal response screen. Then on other days, you get a plain white page with the words "your feedback has been sent, thanks".
Now, I dunno if one works and the other doesn't, but I have never had an IF read, on days that I get this 2nd option.

It might just be when they're getting swamped with other feedbacks.

striker
09-21-2005, 09:58 AM
would Ant give up his chick if a bear was coming?

Sack of Chisels
09-21-2005, 09:59 AM
Ant with his "no, no" bullshit, love will never overtake self preservation in this kind of situation.

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 09:59 AM
wow. Papillon reference.
Brilliant, Bill Burr.

wetandstickyjim
09-21-2005, 09:59 AM
All Ant had to do was tell the bear he's friends with Steve.

Rev
09-21-2005, 09:59 AM
when a head becomes detatched. I wouldn't leave my girl till she was dead.

striker
09-21-2005, 10:00 AM
:car crash caller

striker
09-21-2005, 10:01 AM
:clap: :clap: :clap: All Ant had to do was tell the bear he's friends with Steve.


Steve from Yellowstone....RAMONNNNNNEEE

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 10:02 AM
That bit has run its course

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:05 AM
that bit shall never run it's course.

haha...there shouldn't be anything the size of a dinosaur when you're out diving

EveryoneHasAIDS
09-21-2005, 10:05 AM
I miss the "Steve the Bear" song

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:07 AM
Sounds like Ant almost had a Shining moment while they were lost.

Rev
09-21-2005, 10:08 AM
I bet 9 out of 10 are on par with "Homophobic, the Opie & Anthony show" jingle.

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:09 AM
Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of hearing that god damned Howard Stern "invented WOW" bit. The first 300 times was kinda funny guys!

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:10 AM
As bad as these will probably be it'll be a lot better than hearing Harry.

rustytrombone1
09-21-2005, 10:10 AM
Morning Folks. Happy WOW day.

wetandstickyjim
09-21-2005, 10:10 AM
Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of hearing that god damned Howard Stern "invented WOW" bit. The first 300 times was kinda funny guys!
Well, no shit.

The Sarge
09-21-2005, 10:11 AM
Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of hearing that god damned Howard Stern "invented WOW" bit. The first 300 times was kinda funny guys!

I'm curious what the PESTS have in "store" for ol' HOO HOO. :icon_wink

Seth
09-21-2005, 10:11 AM
Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of hearing that god damned Howard Stern "invented WOW" bit. The first 300 times was kinda funny guys!
I hate to say that I was kind of thinking that too... I'm damn sick of hearing Howard whine the word "honestly". His voice irritates me.

striker
09-21-2005, 10:12 AM
PSA, Fantastik with Bleach additive kills spider

Sack of Chisels
09-21-2005, 10:12 AM
the pioneers of non surgical hair replacement, tell em fred.

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:13 AM
They need to play the audio of that kid losing his mind playing Halo again.

striker
09-21-2005, 10:13 AM
Blown off by Vos, that sucks

striker
09-21-2005, 10:14 AM
Screw the wife, I'm outta here

striker
09-21-2005, 10:15 AM
WOuld Ant have been whistling a tune in prison? Carry a loaded firearm in most state and National parks is a felony

Rev
09-21-2005, 10:15 AM
Screw the wife, I'm outta hereAm I the only one who'd stick around?
Say it aint so!

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 10:15 AM
Oh these trailers will suck like some of the horrific "Ramon" ones that were sent in.

AJellyDonut
09-21-2005, 10:16 AM
Oh these trailers will suck like some of the horrific "Ramon" ones that were sent in.

Isn't that what we're all hoping for? :icon_lol:

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:16 AM
Nah Rev, I'm still here

mornin RustyTrombone

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:16 AM
That Lazlow O&A movie trailer is priceless, good work!

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 10:17 AM
Am I the only one who'd stick around?
Say it aint so!

even if she stopped screaming and that fog of death came out of her mouth during her last gurgle?

striker
09-21-2005, 10:17 AM
Am I the only one who'd stick around?
Say it aint so!


I spent 15 yrs volunteering for a Search and Rescue team, most people will cut and run when confronted by wildlife, after they piss and shit themselves

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:18 AM
Am I the only one who'd stick around?
Say it aint so!

I'm wit ya

striker
09-21-2005, 10:18 AM
Great Trailer

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:18 AM
Strap in boys!!

Rev
09-21-2005, 10:19 AM
even if she stopped screaming and that fog of death came out of her mouth during her last gurgle?I guess it all matters on how strong your relationship is.
Me, I'd charge the fucking beast that killed my girl.

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:19 AM
In a world......it rubs the lotion on it's skin.....

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 10:20 AM
F horrible

striker
09-21-2005, 10:20 AM
:crickets...this sucks

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:20 AM
That was awful.

rustytrombone1
09-21-2005, 10:20 AM
Morning JimmysDignity!

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 10:20 AM
Ok, Terriffic!

Rev
09-21-2005, 10:20 AM
I'm sorry, but I think I HAVE to call Shenanigans.
Much like the "Homophobic" jingle, I truely think they made this themselves.
Funny as shit, regardless. I just gotta call it like I see it.

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:20 AM
.................................................. ..........................................BOOM.... ...............::body falls to floor::............................

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:21 AM
****Oh Good Lord****

striker
09-21-2005, 10:21 AM
I guess it all matters on how strong your relationship is.
Me, I'd charge the fucking beast that killed my girl.


Me, I'd buy the beast a beer for cutting my monthly bills in half

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 10:21 AM
Wow, that was just about the worst thing a listener ever sent in!

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 10:21 AM
oh man that was so bad. He didn't even try.

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:21 AM
alright, this one is a shitload better :clap: :clap: :clap:

striker
09-21-2005, 10:22 AM
very funny

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 10:22 AM
I guess it all matters on how strong your relationship is.
Me, I'd charge the fucking beast that killed my girl.

Dear Abby,
This weekend my wife and I were out on a hike. We were confronted by a bear and all I could do was push her down a say, "Hear Beary, Beary." The relationship then abruptly ended after the bear left (no longer hungry). I was told by a friend of mine that I didn't do enought to save her. I do feel bad but I am still here. Did I do everything I could?

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 10:22 AM
Me, I'd buy the beast a beer for cutting my monthly bills in half


I'd probably even make monthly return visits, too. To continually show my appreciation.

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:22 AM
I don't think I even heard the last one. I'm still stuck on the first one.

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 10:23 AM
In a world where the bits that every sends in that starts with "in a world"

DisgruntledPOwk
09-21-2005, 10:23 AM
I hope someone does a porn trailer for the show

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 10:24 AM
production on the third one was good... but it had nothing

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:24 AM
these are soooooo much better than the jingles

good job to whoever has done this audio work (aside from Ray from Jersey...yours stunk)

wetandstickyjim
09-21-2005, 10:24 AM
Yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy, and uh, Lil' Jimmy

That was for you Disgruntled

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:24 AM
Yeah, the third one needed a plot.

Moz
09-21-2005, 10:25 AM
Isn't that actually a Bob Kelly clip with the "Spit in yer fucking face." line in the Lazlow promo? I'm actually pretty sure it's not Jimmy.

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:26 AM
A new Wackbag name.....................InAWorld..............

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 10:26 AM
Isn't that actually a Bob Kelly clip with the "Spit in yer fucking face." line in the Lazlow promo? I'm actually pretty sure it's not Jimmy.

corrrrrrect.

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 10:26 AM
Ok enough already with the In a world shit!

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 10:27 AM
I should've went for smokes during these terrrrrrrible things.

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:28 AM
that was good up until the end

debisjb
09-21-2005, 10:28 AM
Seriously, did Pablo Francisco do all these with his wacky movie guy voice?

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 10:29 AM
hahaha op. good one.

al885
09-21-2005, 10:29 AM
Mr Hughes sucks as a caller.

striker
09-21-2005, 10:29 AM
:car crash

debisjb
09-21-2005, 10:30 AM
he should die

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 10:30 AM
if it does not work the first time... repeat it 4 times

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:30 AM
In a world......it rubs the lotion on it's skin.....
Hoo hoo hoo Mr_Hughes ripped off my line Hoo hoo hoo

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:30 AM
Wow, if it weren't for the listeners and Harry today the show would be going really well.

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 10:31 AM
Wow, if it weren't for the listeners and Harry today the show would be going really well.
isnt that the case everyday?

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:31 AM
a dozen car crashes in a row is always funny

Footthing
09-21-2005, 10:31 AM
tara reid is gorgeous......

debisjb
09-21-2005, 10:32 AM
tara's tits look like a badger attacked em.

Sack of Chisels
09-21-2005, 10:32 AM
Iris Ball.

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:32 AM
Tara Reid is annoying as fuck, that and her fake tits are lobsided

wetandstickyjim
09-21-2005, 10:32 AM
tara reid is gorgeous......
No tits. I need tits. Great face though.

Footthing
09-21-2005, 10:33 AM
and? shes hot

prozac
09-21-2005, 10:34 AM
a dozen car crashes in a row is always funny

I dont think ANY caller has gotten that man car crashes in a row!!!

Morning everyone!

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:34 AM
isnt that the case everyday?

Not as bad as it's been today. It might just be coming off of the snoozefest that R&F was yesterday then having O&A tempting fate around every corner.

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 10:34 AM
She smokes like crazy, because she can't lay off the coke.
But then again, who can when you have to start gargling cock to ensure your next job.
Tara Reid is god awful.

Seth
09-21-2005, 10:34 AM
tara reid is gorgeous......
WAS
She's pretty sloppy now.

debisjb
09-21-2005, 10:34 AM
I'd prefer that radio-killing hole from yesterday than Tara Reid. At least the hole is willing to give er a go.

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:34 AM
No tits. I need tits. Great face though.

The voice is a killer.

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:35 AM
In a world........Tara Reid as Bob Kelly "I broke my knee dude"

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 10:36 AM
Yeah she's like that sloppy chick we all remember from the college parties who always stayed till the end drunk on the couch in a pool of vommit

stupernicus
09-21-2005, 10:36 AM
sounds like jimmy's ex-hole

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 10:37 AM
Tara Reid sucks, I'm going out for a smoke!

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 10:37 AM
He words all run in to one sound. Makes no sense.

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 10:37 AM
Ever check out her fhm/maxim/stuff covers?
She gives the same confused, pseudo sexy coke-face every time.
There's not one thing sexy about her.

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:37 AM
Tara Reid is annoying as fuck, that and her fake tits are lobsided
her tits are awful....but I'd say lopsided. :action-sm

prozac
09-21-2005, 10:37 AM
sounds like jimmy's ex-hole

Courtney Love

Footthing
09-21-2005, 10:37 AM
ok, put it this way i wanna bang her

debisjb
09-21-2005, 10:38 AM
This is the female version of Rich Vos!

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 10:39 AM
Ever check out her fhm/maxim/stuff covers?
She gives the same confused, pseudo sexy coke-face every time.
There's not one thing sexy about her.

I hate that mouth kinda open and lips persed together crap...its what retards do.

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:39 AM
hahaha, she must be awful in the morning...shows up on the set reaking of cigarette smoke, booze pouring through her pores, crusty jizz all over her face/neck, and maybe a waft of Scope cause she wanted to "clean up" before showing up for work

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:39 AM
Her snatch probably reeks.

Seth
09-21-2005, 10:41 AM
Bunch of pictures of Tara:
http://www.jamesshirley.com/images/hotties/tara_reid/

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 10:41 AM
Her snatch probably reeks.

hahahah he said snatch

prozac
09-21-2005, 10:41 AM
hahaha, she must be awful in the morning...shows up on the set reaking of cigarette smoke, booze pouring through her pores, crusty jizz all over her face/neck, and maybe a waft of Scope cause she wanted to "clean up" before showing up for work

You nailed it!

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 10:42 AM
hahahah he said snatch

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000093FLA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

debisjb
09-21-2005, 10:42 AM
A sex tape is soon to come.

Seth
09-21-2005, 10:42 AM
The good old days:

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/tara_reid/tara_reid_l7.jpg

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 10:43 AM
A sex tape is soon to come.
i'd be shocked if it were not already in production

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 10:43 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000093FLA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Damn you are quick...I was waiting for that! Bravo :clap:

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:44 AM
Tara Reid's voice = female Ferrall

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:45 AM
She'll be talking through a straw if she keeps smoking.

DisgruntledPOwk
09-21-2005, 10:45 AM
She's starting to sound like joan rivers

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 10:45 AM
she sound like a young joan rivers

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 10:45 AM
She's starting to sound like joan rivers
jinx

APortablePhone
09-21-2005, 10:46 AM
Talk through a straw? Tara Reid is like the female Biff Tannen.

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 10:46 AM
She sounds like 90% of the young actresses in hollywood or a female version of Ron Wood or Ozzy

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 10:47 AM
Bad cigarette voice or no, I want to violate every orifice on this skank.

Footthing
09-21-2005, 10:47 AM
though shes hot, hse does talk like ozzy

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:48 AM
Talk through a straw? Tara Reid is like the female Biff Tannen. :clap: :clap: :clap:
Bad cigarette voice or no, I want to violate every orifice on this skank.you too, huh? :icon_redf

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 10:48 AM
Maybe she had a tracheostomy?

http://www.tracheostomy.com/images/aaron.jpg

DisgruntledPOwk
09-21-2005, 10:48 AM
Ok who's goign to do the first tara reid ozzy remix

debisjb
09-21-2005, 10:48 AM
you are too late by about 100 dicks!

Seth
09-21-2005, 10:49 AM
Why aren't Vos and Bonnie on their Honeymoon?

Madness
09-21-2005, 10:49 AM
Oh great..... perfect end to this trainwreck.

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 10:50 AM
Why aren't Vos and Bonnie on their Honeymoon?

honeymoons cost money.

Cromwell
09-21-2005, 10:50 AM
Hockey Rules!

Islanders kicked butt last night!

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:51 AM
Hockey Rules!

Islanders kicked butt last night!
Ehhh...that's cause the Rangers have a schwoogie as a starting goalie :icon_cry:

APortablePhone
09-21-2005, 10:51 AM
Why aren't Vos and Bonnie on their Honeymoon?

I guess all the motels in Seaside Heights were booked.

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 10:52 AM
You know Tara's sex video, when it comes out, is gonna be a gang bang. No one-on-one for this cock monster!

Jerseyshorekev
09-21-2005, 10:53 AM
She is the orginal "cock hog"

meatshield
09-21-2005, 10:54 AM
for my new screen name.

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 10:56 AM
this is still one of my all time favorite songs

striker
09-21-2005, 10:57 AM
Yea Haw, finally I'm not going to be coopedup in the house. The dealer called, my trucks finally done, it's only been 3 days.

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 11:01 AM
Yea Haw, finally I'm not going to be coopedup in the house. The dealer called, my trucks finally done, it's only been 3 days.

is truck a euphamism for heroine?

i missed the ebonics segment yesterday

Rev
09-21-2005, 11:05 AM
Too bad I don't have free access to a studio. Here's my idea of a fun movie trailer. If anybody wants to pick it up and run with it, be my guest....
Toss in random clips, after every "..."

In a world :screech:: In a studio, where debauchery was commonplace...

3 men, cross the line... the fancy line...

From Jaeigermeister to Starbucks...

From sexcapades to Escalades...

There's no turning back... once you cross, The Fancy Line...

Rated PG-13, because everything is hotter when you add the word teen.

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 11:07 AM
I like it...

how about

In a world :: In a world in a world::

in a world:: world:: in:: a::

SUCK MY FUCKIN' COCK!

http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

freak8
09-21-2005, 11:07 AM
jaws 4

make it stop

Rev
09-21-2005, 11:08 AM
I like it...

how about

In a world :: In a world in a world::

in a world:: world:: in:: a::

SUCK MY FUCKIN' COCK!

http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gifIn a world, was it a world, something with a world?

Standby
09-21-2005, 11:09 AM
Well done Rev. I can hear that playing, mixed in with some of the Norton diva clips. Great stuff.

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 11:10 AM
In a world, was it a world, something with a world?

http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

striker
09-21-2005, 11:12 AM
:action-sm well fellow baggers, I'm off to get my car and have a life, damn I'll miss the last 40 minutes of the show

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:13 AM
Finally caught Bills special last night and he was great! Im just sayin!

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:14 AM
Straight up eric!

prozac
09-21-2005, 11:16 AM
Finally caught Bills special last night and he was great! Im just sayin!

I suck, I still have not seen it but I have it recorded.

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 11:16 AM
ahhh....Lil' Marky....I can't wait to hear Burr's reaction to the end of this:icon_evil

Seth
09-21-2005, 11:16 AM
Bill: "Creee-peee!" I hear ya Bill!
I can't wait to hear his reaction...

prozac
09-21-2005, 11:17 AM
ahhh....Lil' Marky....I can't wait to hear Burr's reaction to the end of this:icon_evil

OH lord....I missed hearing that song!

wetandstickyjim
09-21-2005, 11:18 AM
:icon_cry: I'm absolutely crying over here.

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 11:18 AM
I LOVE IT!!!! The reactions of the comics they have in studio when they play little marky.... Billy is choking on his coffee as we speak!

Seth
09-21-2005, 11:18 AM
Mommy killed lil Markie on my birthday...

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 11:18 AM
Ahahahahahah Little Marky Is Always Funny!!!!

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 11:19 AM
I love those little marky bits. Make me cringe & laugh at the same time!

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 11:19 AM
That song should be a ringtone.

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:19 AM
Lmfao

worthlesshole
09-21-2005, 11:20 AM
hey where the hell can I get that sound the played at the end of that diary...

Rev
09-21-2005, 11:20 AM
wait a minute...
I sent them the new lil markie stuff awhile back, and Steve told me they played it a long time ago.
I don't recall them playing it, and now they're saying it's new?
I don't get it.

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 11:20 AM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is hilarious shit!!

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:20 AM
I suck, I still have not seen it but I have it recorded.

Dont worry its coming on the rest fo the week! I DVR'd it myself and saw the rest fo the schedule!

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:21 AM
Anthony...LMAO

Rev
09-21-2005, 11:21 AM
OK, nevermind. completely different clip.

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:21 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ! Make it quit Make it quit!

wetandstickyjim
09-21-2005, 11:21 AM
Mommy killed lil Markie on my birthday...
that was lil' jimmy's birthday too!

Sack of Chisels
09-21-2005, 11:21 AM
Well this is a nice lil toe tapper

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 11:21 AM
okay, so if Jesus made all this shit...what did his dad do? Just sit there like a foreman and direct?

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:22 AM
Markie sounds like Howie Mandel's Bobby's World...Dont' ya think?

prozac
09-21-2005, 11:22 AM
Little Marky is one happy DEAD baby!

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:23 AM
Well this is a nice lil toe tapper
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:24 AM
Wait on God Damn minute! He did it for you and me? I thought it was all for me!

savethewave
09-21-2005, 11:24 AM
Morning all!

I am sooo having "December 28...today, my Mommy Killed me" as a ringtone.

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:25 AM
Well this is a nice lil toe tapper

Damn you! You had me tapping my toes now!

savethewave
09-21-2005, 11:25 AM
This sounds like a rejected song from a Rankin Bass Christmas special.

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 11:25 AM
Jesus makes the sky blueeeee
All you have to dooo is ask him tooooo
Jesus was killed by jewwwwwwws.

Standby
09-21-2005, 11:25 AM
What is all this Lil' Marky stuff? It's hysterical, but where did this all come from? Did O&A make this, or did someone send this in?

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:26 AM
I have Steve C's Hybrid Car as my ringtone

savethewave
09-21-2005, 11:26 AM
Little Markie! Down and Funky!

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 11:26 AM
is this a rock song saying, "C'mon and die and come to heaven!"?

Sack of Chisels
09-21-2005, 11:26 AM
Was that a Flair wooo?

Seth
09-21-2005, 11:26 AM
www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/lilmarkie.html

Chester'sLiver
09-21-2005, 11:27 AM
What is all this Lil' Marky stuff? It's hysterical, but where did this all come from? Did O&A make this, or did someone send this in?
This is Christian PSA stuff

prozac
09-21-2005, 11:27 AM
HElllllooooooo Our Jimmy!!!!!

Chester'sLiver
09-21-2005, 11:28 AM
I am the only happy Vos did not show up?

SGTMAGOO
09-21-2005, 11:28 AM
Ahahahahaha Fucking Jahovah's Witnesses!!! They Just Knocked On My Door And I Had O&a Blaring And They Heard Little Marky And Were Horrified Ahahahahaha

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:28 AM
Stay on for a few minutes longer Jimmy I want to try to squeeze a second one out!

savethewave
09-21-2005, 11:29 AM
Leave it to Vos...alll class!!!!

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:29 AM
Jahovah's Witnesses knocking on a weekday?

synmoo
09-21-2005, 11:29 AM
I hate this religious propaganda. Just raising more religious drones.

Remember, kids, Jesus made drugs and alcohol too.

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 11:29 AM
Wedding photos behind a rest area? Wow. I wonder if any Lot Lizards crept into the pictures

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 11:30 AM
jimmy would be bombing if he was trying to make jokes about this... but it is all true

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 11:30 AM
Ahahahahaha Fucking Jahovah's Witnesses!!! They Just Knocked On My Door And I Had O&a Blaring And They Heard Little Marky And Were Horrified Ahahahahaha

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Wzriko1Ogf0J:www.groovystylie.com/images/vol2issue1/bible2.jpg

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:30 AM
Too bad that Lil Marky wasnt lil Marky Mark! Could of saved us alot of pain in the early 90's!

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:30 AM
I can see the Photo Shops now Vos on the Turnpike with Bonnie

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:31 AM
is it me or does Voss not sound as funny now that he is married?

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 11:31 AM
wow... vos bombing again... what a shock

Wilmington WOW
09-21-2005, 11:32 AM
Vos = bad
Burr = more gooder

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 11:32 AM
Ahahahahaha Fucking Jahovah's Witnesses!!! They Just Knocked On My Door And I Had O&a Blaring And They Heard Little Marky And Were Horrified Ahahahahaha

Serves those zombified fuckers right! I say play that PSA for ALL Jehovahs witnesses!

Chester'sLiver
09-21-2005, 11:32 AM
is it me or does Voss not sound as funny now that he is married?
its you....he was never funny.

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:32 AM
Vos & Bonnie with a TCBY and Mobile sign in the background near Exit 7A on the Turnpike...What a dumb ass

buzzkiller
09-21-2005, 11:32 AM
Only classless Vos would allow his pics to be taken at a rest area. What an asshat!

savethewave
09-21-2005, 11:33 AM
This is worse than when an American couple decides to get married in Paris, and both families have to be completely inconvenienced, just so they can see the Eiffel Tower in the wedding pictures.

But Vos is worse! A rest stop as a backdrop!

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 11:33 AM
Wedding photos behind a rest area? Wow. I wonder if any Lot Lizards crept into the pictures

Lots of lot lizards got in the pix, they're all bridesmaids!




I edited this because I thought it was funny, but nobody else seemed to. I'm a hack douchebag, and I admit it!

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 11:33 AM
hahahahha, the uncle shit himself...Vos, welcome home

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 11:34 AM
They did, but they're called Bridesmaids in this instance.

how do you say Lot Lizzard like the french canadians

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:34 AM
its you....he was never funny.

Nice- I was setting one of you Lil' Marky lovers up for that one!

savethewave
09-21-2005, 11:35 AM
So, when does the speculation thread start as to how long Vos stays married?

Carrr
09-21-2005, 11:35 AM
I love Jimmy tooling on Vos.

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:35 AM
You know...The only time i've ever laughed at a Vos joke was when he attacked one of the Judges on Last Comic Standing...Two years ago.

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:35 AM
hahahahha, the uncle shit himself...Vos, welcome home


Nothing but the best for our Vienna sausage fingered friend!

Chester'sLiver
09-21-2005, 11:36 AM
You know...The only time i've ever laughed at a Vos joke was when he attacked one of the Judges on Last Comic Standing...Two years ago.
Thats one more time then me.

PorchMonkey4Life
09-21-2005, 11:36 AM
how do you say Lot Lizzard like the french canadians
i would guess it is parcelle lézard

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:36 AM
He's Dodging the front desk

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 11:37 AM
i would guess it is parcelle lézard

thanks BAM :)

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:38 AM
Sorry Voss dont think all of us are gonna fly to Hawaii or LA for that matter just to fuck with you! This guy gets laid a few times and now he flatters himself!

savethewave
09-21-2005, 11:38 AM
Poor Vos...he won't get mobbed by the Pests even if he told everybody where the hotel is.

freak8
09-21-2005, 11:38 AM
vos better suck chris rocks dick

he would'nt have any of that shit if it was'nt for
ROCk

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:39 AM
It was Caroline Rhea...Vos said something about her show airing at 2am

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 11:40 AM
"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"

"Yesth"

buzzkiller
09-21-2005, 11:40 AM
Vos needs to fall off a cliff.

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:40 AM
Yesth...LOL

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 11:41 AM
"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"

"Yesth"

i'd like to hear audio of Vos doing his vowels.............i mean vows

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 11:41 AM
With this ring, I thee..... Damn it, Rich! I can't get this fuckin ring on your sausage link finger!



Rich's wedding band is a toilet seat painted gold.

savethewave
09-21-2005, 11:42 AM
Can you imagine Norton giving the speech at the wedding in front of all those Canuck hayseeds?

Deadbent
09-21-2005, 11:42 AM
Wow Ant.


Good job.

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:42 AM
With this ring, I thee..... Damn it, Rich! I can't get this fuckin ring on your sausage link finger!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

wetandstickyjim
09-21-2005, 11:43 AM
Vos got Bonnie a dryer door for a wedding present.

buzzkiller
09-21-2005, 11:44 AM
"Sthorry Bonnie. I can't walzsth."

Rev
09-21-2005, 11:44 AM
Talk about perfect timing...
As I was putting out my last cigarette, the doorbell rang. It was UPS with my mailorder smokes!

savethewave
09-21-2005, 11:44 AM
Just a bumping Porta-Potty in the background of Vos's wedding pics.

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:44 AM
Cheesequake Wedding Photo Stop and Gas

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 11:45 AM
Rich, the romantic fool. "I'm dropping loads in her all the time"

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 11:45 AM
hahaha, nice Buzz:clap: :clap:

great, Vos is going to ruin Bonnie's hot ass

StankOnHangDown
09-21-2005, 11:45 AM
Talk about perfect timing...
As I was putting out my last cigarette, the doorbell rang. It was UPS with my mailorder smokes!\

do you order from the indians? the HOW ones...not the dot ones.

JoeyDVDZ
09-21-2005, 11:46 AM
Sperm cells with a cigarette dangling out of it's toothy mouth!

RobeSoup&Tears
09-21-2005, 11:46 AM
He's bombing...what's new.

Schnauzer
09-21-2005, 11:46 AM
stank no dog!

savethewave
09-21-2005, 11:46 AM
Will the sperm go up the uterus while "Paperback Writer" plays?

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:46 AM
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Jimmy Dont leave us!

Rev
09-21-2005, 11:47 AM
\

do you order from the indians? the HOW ones...not the dot ones.Nah, thru the U.K.

Jimmy's Dignity
09-21-2005, 11:47 AM
hahahah, but her cockblocking husband was there

beautiful

buzzkiller
09-21-2005, 11:47 AM
Beautiful. They should have hung up on him a long time ago.

BigDickBlack
09-21-2005, 11:48 AM
\

do you order from the indians? the HOW ones...not the do