Big A & Stalker Patti at Paesanos...

[NoFilterPaul]

Not great quality pictures (shitty camera phone), but good enough until they post the good stuff tomorrow...

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-1.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-2.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-3.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-4.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-5.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-6.jpg

If you want to bitch about the quality, buy me 4+ mega-pixel camera phone.. ok?

[Ballbuster1]

Nice. Thanks Paul. I was wondering how things went tonight.

[LiddyRules]

Nice work Zapruder

[Tax Kuntz]

Thanks for those GREAT pics Paul.:icon_mrgr

[ChoppedLiver]

Better than nothing, I guess....

[Ballbuster1]

Better than nothing, I guess....
Exactly. Welcome to wackbag, ChoppedLiver. Nice avatar too.:clap:

[Major Burns]

Eh, I'm sure the judge will allow these as evidence at the trial. :icon_wink

[McDonaldMouth]

Better than nothing, I guess....

well.. it's pretty close to nothing...

[Tax Kuntz]

Better than nothing, I guess....

Not much.


So Paul,

tell us what happened you dolt. (please :icon_eek: )

[Premarital Sex]

Why would Joey seat Patty near the window? The only restaurant window she belongs in would be that of a Chinese food place... like one of them hanging skinned cats.

Nice job getting the pics up Paul.

[McDonaldMouth]

Not much.


So Paul,

tell us what happened you dolt. (please :icon_eek: )




and use ENGLISH ENGLISH.... not that royal shit where "f's" replace all the "th's" :icon_mrgr

[NightStalker3]

Not great quality pictures (shitty camera phone), but good enough until they post the good stuff tomorrow...

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-1.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-2.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-3.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-4.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-5.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/biga-patti-paesanos-6.jpg

If you want to bitch about the quality, buy me 4+ mega-pixel camera phone.. ok?

Not bitching but was this taken through the eyes of Patti's cat..eerie. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif Cool pics, thanks for the update.

[patbattlefield]

what's scary is that all dressed up Big A reminds me of one of my uncles.

[jhaxsterbator]

How big was that big chair? Big A aint no little guy.

[Mother Shucker]

I HAVE to know what happened, Andrew, P.M. me now!

[N.Y. Johnny]

thanks Paul... this should be interesting tommorow

[diggerdog]

Those boots he has on look like they were designed for digging shallow graves.

[Shaggz]

Who wears a fucking suit and tie on a date?

[BingeDrinker927]

he is wearing a suit?

[Premarital Sex]

Who wears a fucking suit and tie on a date?
People who aren't from Kentucky. :action-sm

[NoFilterPaul]

You guys will have to wait 'til tomorrow - and I am expected to get beaten up for being one of only two people showed up to watch.. but what's new...

[Ballbuster1]

People who aren't from Kentucky. :action-sm
HA HA HA HA HA...................................:clap:

[Evilpete]

looks like screenshots from the start of a bad porno

[whoisisthis]

one of only two people showed up to watch...


ha! what a creep

[Rotgut68]

Great job Paul!

[MAVRIC305]

Who wears a fucking suit and tie on a date?

A person who has a date every 30 years.

Paul, good job. I could not have made them look any better with a Sony Cybershot. I think the distortion does them justice.

[ChoppedLiver]

Exactly. Welcome to wackbag, ChoppedLiver. Nice avatar too.:clap:

Thanks for the welcome.

I assume somebody will bust my balls for stealing the Jimmy av though...... :icon_roll

[SteveSteele]

Thanks for the welcome.

I assume somebody will bust my balls for stealing the Jimmy av though...... :icon_roll

Ya...what he said. You unimaginative tool. Welcome to Wackbag...NOW GO GET YOUR FUCKIN' SHINEBOX!!! :action-sm

Paul,
Nice pics. I have always wondered what someone with glaucoma sees. Now, I can wonder no more.

[ChoppedLiver]

Ya...what he said. You unimaginative tool. Welcome to Wackbag...NOW GO GET YOUR FUCKIN' SHINEBOX!!! :action-sm


Ahh, I feel so at home already..............

[LiddyRules]

The photos which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of two middle aged zeroes, Stalker Patty and her "special" date Andrew. It is all the more tragic in that they were retarded. But, had they lived very, very normal lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as we were to hear about that day. For listeners, an idyllic summer night date became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre courtings in the annals of American history.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You guys will have to wait 'til tomorrow - and I am expected to get beaten up for being one of only two people showed up to watch.. but what's new...
cause we knew better than to be a bunch of cockblockers :action-sm

[JSHAW]

Nice work Zapruder

Very funny line LiddyRules, it really sums up those shots. They're so bad they're good.
Nice work Ansel Adams would have been good too.
:icon_lol:

[j3lehane]

Many thanks Paul.You're a gem for the show and gotta love your Nortonshog cameos.Nobody can ever say you have no sense of humor.The pics are fine for a banana phone.Wackbag scares me because they have a dark background which reminds me of the meaner streets in Philadelphia.I watch my back when I go there and post at my own risk.Here is a warm fuzzy place,like New Orleans with friendly party people and looters having a ball.

[FreeTheCricket]

Many thanks Paul.You're a gem for the show and gotta love your Nortonshog cameos.Nobody can ever say you have no sense of humor.The pics are fine for a banana phone.Wackbag scares me because they have a dark background which reminds me of the meaner streets in Philadelphia.I watch my back when I go there and post at my own risk.Here is a warm fuzzy place,like New Orleans with friendly party people and looters having a ball.

Does this post win a prize for cramming as many show references as possible into it? Good god, man. Laying it on just a LITTLE thick, don't ya think?

Anyway... does anybody else find the whole idea of this date just revolting? A 50+ year-old virgin who could possibly be one of the ugliest human beings alive going to dinner with somebody who reminds me of the big scary retarded dude from "Devil's Rejects". I know this is part of the whole "cringe radio" thing, but this makes me wanna puke. Andrew may be a nice guy, but he really is terrifying, and I feel like Patty is gonna end up ***** and then cut up into little pieces and stuck in a freezer. If the boys are going for the cringe factor, they sure as hell got it out of me. Yuck!

[Cage]

Does this post win a prize for cramming as many show references as possible into it? Good god, man. Laying it on just a LITTLE thick, don't ya think?

Anyway... does anybody else find the whole idea of this date just revolting? A 50+ year-old virgin who could possibly be one of the ugliest human beings alive going to dinner with somebody who reminds me of the big scary retarded dude from "Devil's Rejects". I know this is part of the whole "cringe radio" thing, but this makes me wanna puke. Andrew may be a nice guy, but he really is terrifying, and I feel like Patty is gonna end up ***** and then cut up into little pieces and stuck in a freezer. If the boys are going for the cringe factor, they sure as hell got it out of me. Yuck!

Makes for the movie trailer

http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/dn.jpg

[NoFilterPaul]

cause we knew better than to be a bunch of cockblockers :action-sm

I think you guys are forgetting the 4 show crew members, plus Op and his girl showed up later...

[lawdawg0417]

looks like screenshots from the start of a bad porno


if big a and patti made a porno it would be banned in 112 countries, like one step below beastiality.

[THE FEZ MAN]

Who wears a fucking suit and tie on a date?

the tie is to bind the hands,or just to choke her out with and a suit jacket that size would make a suitable body bag for someone that small

[LiddyRules]

Andrew may be a nice guy, but he really is terrifying, and I feel like Patty is gonna end up ***** and then cut up into little pieces and stuck in a freezer. Isn't this how the Fisher King started?

[antispasmodic]

Thanks man- wish I could have been there! The pics are priceless.

[Norton's Hog]

Anyway... does anybody else find the whole idea of this date just revolting?

Yeah, but revolting in a warm fuzzy kind of way...http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/Valentine.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/vomit-smiley-020.gif

[Flea_Man]

That's it. Flea is making a comeback on the radio. I'm calling in.

[Norton's Hog]

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http://wackbag.image-hosting.us/store/HAMSTER2.gif

[whoisisthis]

...
http://wackbag.image-hosting.us/store/HAMSTER2.gif

holy baby jesus is that creepy :icon_eek:











:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Flea_Man]

Paul better be ready with the phone tommorow. :action-sm :action-sm

[fetusFARMER]

Is it me or does Patty look like the lead singer of the ramones

[Tickle The Bag]

what's scary is that all dressed up Big A reminds me of one of my uncles.

It wouldnt by chance to be the same uncle that used to check your prostate when thoust was a young lad?

[busterbros]

God forbid those two reproduce.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8749/image8ob.jpg

[McDonaldMouth]

Thanks man- wish I could have been there! The pics are priceless.

and focusless ???

[MetalSign]

God forbid those two reproduce.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8749/image8ob.jpg

Hahahahahah, thats terrific, thats terrific.

[/price is right horn]

[/oh good lord!]

[Chuckyarla]

Many thanks Paul.You're a gem for the show and gotta love your Nortonshog cameos.Nobody can ever say you have no sense of humor.The pics are fine for a banana phone.Wackbag scares me because they have a dark background which reminds me of the meaner streets in Philadelphia.I watch my back when I go there and post at my own risk.Here is a warm fuzzy place,like New Orleans with friendly party people and looters having a ball.

Please let me know next time your in the city of brotherly love. we will have to make sure you get a proper welcome.

[dru schwoogie]

I think you guys are forgetting the 4 show crew members, plus Op and his girl showed up later...


It doesn't seem like there were any black guys there. I take it your wife decided to stay home "alone"? :action-sm

[Shaggz]

People who aren't from Kentucky. :action-sm
That wouldve been a good line if it had made sense.
I thought dating was suppose to be a casual thing. Last time I checked, wearing a suit and being casual dont mix. Its a date, not a buisness meeting. But its Big A, he was probably nervous as hell so I guess you can overlook a thing like that.

[NoFilterPaul]

That's it. Flea is making a comeback on the radio. I'm calling in.


IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!

[Sack of Chisels]

New pics at foundrymusic: http://www.foundrymusic.com/lounge/displaygallery.cfm?gallery_id=209

[Pete from CT]

Wow, do you have any of the Loch Ness Monster - maybe Bigfoot while you're at it?

[Flea_Man]

They should have taken my call today.

[TheJew]

Not great quality pictures (shitty camera phone), but good enough until they post the good stuff tomorrow...

what did you take that with, your banana phone?

[robertkeys]

i think its creepy that people showed up to watch their date...hows he supposed to make some time with you leering larry's over the shoulder

[timmykidd2104]

I just can't wait for the replay. Have to listen around 4:55 to hear Big A say Fuck you bitch!

[Mindbullet]

Big A's teeth look like the yellow brick road on the wizard of oz!

[invisible76]

worst...pictures...EVER [/comic book guy voice]

[Morningkill]

Big A looks like he's about to burn down the building if he doesn't get his stapler back.

[antispasmodic]

Wow! Just listened to the replay. Big A was emasculated, and I for one feel bad for him. Good luck Bro... :clap:

[doktormoo]

Is it me or does Patty look like the lead singer of the ramones

I am thinking more along the lines of Rush's lead singer, Geddy Lee.

[abudabit]

How come they are always touching in the virgin aspect of her her but don't mention what a coward she is? That's the source of it all. She is a prude because she is scared what other think, she doesn't make career moves because she is afraid of the risk, she doesn't say anything funny or risky - all she does is spit cliche's from the 50's. She is a coward who will be alone for the rest of her life and will have nothing to be proud of.

[DjAnalLightBulb]

New pics at foundrymusic: http://www.foundrymusic.com/lounge/displaygallery.cfm?gallery_id=209


Pattie has a jawline like a man...and Big A has no jawline. All in all....those pictures were more distubing than I origanally thought they would be.

[PEST BY TRADE]

Big A actually looks small in that huge chair holy S that chair is big

:clap: :clap: :clap: the pics suck paul but your right better than nothing

[BOUGHTONII]

hey wasn't big a in the beyond thunderdome movie (mad max), and wasn't he carrying a midget

[Nurse Ratchet]

if big a and patti made a porno it would be banned in 112 countries, like one step below beastiality.


You are so mean. Patti is very sweet. She doesn't seem to have a mean bone in her body. She doesn't deserve that comment.

[abudabit]

You are so mean. Patti is very sweet. She doesn't seem to have a mean bone in her body. She doesn't deserve that comment.

She doesn't have any bones in her body, that's the problem. No spinal bones and no pink bones either.

[Schmed]

Pattie has a jawline like a man...and Big A has no jawline. All in all....those pictures were more distubing than I origanally thought they would be.

Big A looks like a real fucking creep, and Patti looks like she's bangin' horse.

Holy shit, where the fuck do OnA find them ?

[Schmed]

hey wasn't big a in the beyond thunderdome movie (mad max), and wasn't he carrying a midget

I believe IT was called Master-Blaster.

[Schmed]

I am thinking more along the lines of Rush's lead singer, Geddy Lee.

or Howie hoo hoo!

[Turtle]

How come they are always touching in the virgin aspect of her her but don't mention what a coward she is? That's the source of it all. She is a prude because she is scared what other think, she doesn't make career moves because she is afraid of the risk, she doesn't say anything funny or risky - all she does is spit cliche's from the 50's. She is a coward who will be alone for the rest of her life and will have nothing to be proud of.
:clap: :clap: :clap:
100% correct

[Ballbuster1]

How come they are always touching in the virgin aspect of her her but don't mention what a coward she is? That's the source of it all. She is a prude because she is scared what other think, she doesn't make career moves because she is afraid of the risk, she doesn't say anything funny or risky - all she does is spit cliche's from the 50's. She is a coward who will be alone for the rest of her life and will have nothing to be proud of.
Can't argue with that. I've met Patti and she is nice, but she is never
going to change.

[JerseyJailGuard]

Thanks for the pics. Funny shit. What was it the guys were talking about at the end of the "date"

[ihhhhhh8thelibs]

paul, first of all, i hate your damn BBC station.....they are nothing but satan worshippers. second of all, the other side of the world has way better phone technology than we do....so what's up with the pic quality????? did u get the damn phone from somalia???? also, :clap: my HATS OFF :clap: to BIG A for his damn comeback at the end of their radio interview. FU BEAAAATCH!!!!!! that's right patti. it's girls like u that makes us guys hate u forever and want to kick the crap out of you and see your life burn to the ground like meteor. quit the FRIEND crap ladies.........u deserve what u get if you dumped the best guy you could've had !!!!!!!!!!

[umo]

The date with Stalker Patty bit would result in sex & romance if OnA fixed her up with a guy who at least resembled a reasonable facsimilie of a human being. The vile putrid monster she got stuck with looked like something straight out of the nightmarish imagination of Clive Barker.

[abudabit]

I believe they offered to hook her up with a stud (male stripper or something) and she refused. She stinks.

[whoisisthis]

The date with Stalker Patty bit would result in sex & romance if OnA fixed her up with a guy who at least resembled a reasonable facsimilie of a human being. The vile putrid monster she got stuck with looked like something straight out of the nightmarish imagination of Clive Barker.


true, but that's beside the point :)


she knew he had no chance before she agreed to go out with him..I thinks



she went for the free meal and attention/airtime. shamefull

[krux]

The date with Stalker Patty bit would result in sex & romance if OnA fixed her up with a guy who at least resembled a reasonable facsimilie of a human being. The vile putrid monster she got stuck with looked like something straight out of the nightmarish imagination of Clive Barker.


Perhaps, but what guy in their right mind... or hell, for that matter what guy out of his mind is going to want to date Stalker Patty?

[abudabit]

Big A was dashing and exciting compared to Patti.

[AngryPest]

Big A: Good for you Bro!!!! You did the right thing. She was looking to string you along. Fuck her. BTW that bad smell is the Old Lady Rotting Cunt smell.

One piece of advice to you: It seams you have a breath problem. Go and get that fixed. Just bite the bullet and go to a Dentist.

Pease

In my opinion if anyone sees Patty they should just yell CUNT at her. Find out the Godiva store she works at and get her fired.

[Schmed]

paul, first of all, i hate your damn BBC station.....they are nothing but satan worshippers. second of all, the other side of the world has way better phone technology than we do....so what's up with the pic quality????? did u get the damn phone from somalia???? also, :clap: my HATS OFF :clap: to BIG A for his damn comeback at the end of their radio interview. FU BEAAAATCH!!!!!! that's right patti. it's girls like u that makes us guys hate u forever and want to kick the crap out of you and see your life burn to the ground like meteor. quit the FRIEND crap ladies.........u deserve what u get if you dumped the best guy you could've had !!!!!!!!!!

This pic reminds me of one of those t-shirts I killed to have while strolling around the Aqueduct flea market with my parents back in the 70's. It's right up there with the "turtle humping the army helmet" and "the caterpiller humping the crinkle cut french fry."
Thanks for bringing back fond memories of my childhood. Much appreciated.

[aoy1995]

Is it me or does Patty look like the lead singer of the ramones

With or without the Krusty mask?

[Guitarzan]

she knew he had no chance before she agreed to go out with him..I thinks

He had a legitimate chance until he showed up with the breath from hell.

[tar_baby]

btw..what is her career?

[mrmet]

I'm making a O&A movie trailer with audio from the date. Any idea where I could get the audio from that segment of the show???

[HummerTuesdays]

Find out the Godiva store she works at and get her fired.

Now that's going a bit too far.

I'm all for a boycott of Patti now. Or at least until she goes into therapy and gets over her issues. What happened to the girls that took her out for her birthday? They seem to know how to have a good time. If they can tolerate Patti, perhaps they can help her get over herself.

[AngryPest]

Now that's going a bit too far.

I'm all for a boycott of Patti now. Or at least until she goes into therapy and gets over her issues. What happened to the girls that took her out for her birthday? They seem to know how to have a good time. If they can tolerate Patti, perhaps they can help her get over herself.
Maybe it was to far, but she is just behind Sandy Kane on the Annoying hole fucko list.

Whenever the Opie anounces that Patti is next up on the show I cringe(not in a good way).

[ChrisH]

Now that's going a bit too far.

I'm all for a boycott of Patti now. Or at least until she goes into therapy and gets over her issues.

No offense, but ideas like this have been proposed since the WNEW days...she is a lost cause, pure and simple. Same as Lady Di, they are both disasters who will never really change. They are our cringe puppets, nothing more.

[Dr Norton]

Im going to be the voice of opposition. Even though I dont like Patty.
The fact is that Patty said from the beginning that all she wanted was someone to go places with because its more fun than doing things by herself.

[Evilpete]

she works at teh store in the Time Warner building, she mentioned that before...

just letting people know...

[HummerTuesdays]

Im going to be the voice of opposition. Even though I dont like Patty.
The fact is that Patty said from the beginning that all she wanted was someone to go places with because its more fun than doing things by herself.

Then if she wanted a friend, she never should have gone on the DATE with Big A.

[Lazarus]

Did your wife snap those pictures with a black cock in her mouth? Fucking awful...

-Laz

[tar_baby]

who is worse?...her or jimmy's ex?

[lawjockey]

Her, no doubt about it. Erin at least has fun and entertaining stories and doesn't sound like a recovering aneurysm victim, sorry Patti, but that voice...

[HummerTuesdays]

See, now i have to say Erin is worse. I'd rather listen to Patti's monotone voice drone on and on about nothing than have Erin make up stories on the spot in an effort to be liked.

[lawjockey]

Yeah but I'm a big fan of hotties desperately seeking approval, :action-sm. One thing that I do admire about Patty is her tenacity. Literally years of the boys just smashing her and she's right back there, like Chester after being kicked in the liver, still looking up, lovingly at Opie. Or Connie from Godfather after her husband beat the shit out of her and was pissed at Michael for having him killed, same type of thing, I guess.

[NoFilterPaul]

Did your wife snap those pictures with a black cock in her mouth? Fucking awful...

-Laz

Hey stupid, they are labelled as the worst pictures in the world... is there any need for that? 8-)

[mrmet]

Hey stupid, they are labelled as the worst pictures in the world... is there any need for that? 8-)


Your calls to the show are just like your fucking awful pictures...

RAAAAMONE! Tell this Brit to go fuck himself!

[NoFilterPaul]

Your calls to the show are just like your fucking awful pictures...

RAAAAMONE! Tell this Brit to go fuck himself!

Don't get all angry and yell...

[Clocktower]

Patti reminds me of a starving puppy. No matter how hard you kick it, throw it a scrap and it will die for you.

Just think about it for a second. Most of us are normal folks and would kill to spend time with O&A. She gets to and she's a disaster. It's not fucking fair, but that's how she probably gets through her day. Knowing at any moment, a tornado-haired madman may call her to invite her into studio.

[tar_baby]

ur right..she is loyal...i'll give her that much

[Twigger]

Stalker Patty is a digusting mess...it doesn't matter if you set her up with Big A or Brad Pitt.....she will not give up the cooter. After 50 years of non-use do you think its covered in dust and cobwebs and reeks of a seafood restaurant dumpster or do you think its tight and tasty as an 18 year old hot teen???

[umo]

Stalker Patty would suck Opie's cock in the middle of Times Square if he told her to do it. She is totally devoted to Opie and he is the only reason she has endured endless humiliation for all these years. Stalker Patty couldnt care less about any other man on earth... not even Brad Pitt.

[tar_baby]

Come On Wonka...speak Up!

[Pete from CT]

Hey stupid, they are labelled as the worst pictures in the world... is there any need for that? 8-)

And you honestly thought the preemptive 'worst pictures in the world' label was going to stop everyone from tooling on you anyway?
:icon_lol: :action-sm