O&A Listening Thread 09/28/05

[DREW]

Good morning! How are ya?! :action-sm

[StankOnHangDown]

Cheater!!!!

Hey Drew

[DREW]

Cheater!!!!

Hey Drew


Hey Stank. It's Only cheating if it's Monday :icon_bigg

[StankOnHangDown]

Gene,
If you dig throught the thread and see this...you are right

The Blueberry Coffee Rocks!

[generoso]

Always my pleasure to turn a person onto Blueberry Coffee...Now give me a few minutes as i get myself a nice hot mugfull....

[StankOnHangDown]

Always my pleasure to turn a person onto Blueberry Coffee...Now give me a few minutes as i get myself a nice hot mugfull....

I'll be back in 15....gotta run to starbucks

[MarshmallowRain]

Good morning and see that its gonna take some getting here at least by 10 till the hour to start the thread since it looks like Drew seems to have a monopoly going on this week.

[Zuma]

Morning noobs

[zagman76]

Morning all... working overnight again... probably will punch out within the hour...

[DREW]

Good morning and see that its gonna take some getting here at least by 10 till the hour to start the thread since it looks like Drew seems to have a monopoly going on this week.


Hey , what can I say - insomnia is a biyatch! :icon_cool

[generoso]

ok back the thread can now go into 2 gear..even though it is a Wed. and i am half asleep

[Whatzinmypants]

Good Morning :action-sm

was watching the sun rise this morning and thinking to myself....why the fuck am i up this early?

[StankOnHangDown]

I'll be back in 15....gotta run to starbucks

Fuckers don't have blueberry..had to get pumpkin spice

[Whatzinmypants]

Morning Gen Hun :action-sm

[Whatzinmypants]

Fuckers don't have blueberry..had to get pumpkin spice

sticking with my columbian mon :icon_wink

[StankOnHangDown]

sticking with my columbian mon :icon_wink

http://www.capecodrevival.com/images/cafe.gif

[MarshmallowRain]

I know what thats like gene but when you work part of the night being in a constant state of tiredness just comes with the territory. It would be better to make more money but I'm doing the best I can to get by.

[generoso]

Good Morning :action-sm

was watching the sun rise this morning and thinking to myself....why the fuck am i up this early?
Why to be with us ..A collection of other people with one thing in common ..nothing better to do at 6am-11am in my case 6-7 am.....And tosee my unfunny semi-perveted, sexuall ineuando posts..and Mornning sweetie and Marshmellow

[Whatzinmypants]

Why to be with us ..A collection of other people with one thing in common ..nothing better to do at 6am-11am in my case 6-7 am.....And tosee my unfunny semi-perveted, sexuall ineuando posts..and Mornning sweetie and Marshmellow


I stand corrected sir! my mornings wouldnt be the same without you guys!

[StankOnHangDown]

A bit off tipoc...but check out King of Depew's post in the Dougout Doug call thread...he is pissed at BAM for his sig pic

[zagman76]

A bit off tipoc...but check out King of Depew's post in the Dougout Doug call thread...he is pissed at BAM for his sig pic

I saw that... and I commented on it...

[generoso]

Good morning peoples :) hey Gen... seems like the sox and the yankmees are still tied for first place...
Yuppers going to come right down to Sundays game....Not a god Baseball day yesterday 17 fucking runs .....but still neck to neck and belly to belly

[DREW]

OK , bye baggers ! Time to do some public services.

[StankOnHangDown]

"Zagman: Thread topic diva"

:action-sm

[StankOnHangDown]

OK , bye baggers ! Time to do some public services.

you on probation?

[generoso]

I stand corrected sir! my mornings wouldnt be the same without you guys!
And as with you as well....

[Whatzinmypants]

I'm off to work ..have a great day! hope you all get WOW'd!

[freak8]

hopefully rogan does the show again today:icon_surp

[generoso]

I'm off to work ..have a great day! hope you all get WOW'd!
have a good day..and hope you AS WELL GET A MALE WOW'D.....

[MarshmallowRain]

Hopefully you have a good day at work whatz. I'm only able to be a part of the listening thread once a week but its nice to be welcomed in here when I can come in Gene. Thanks for resizing my avatar for me, I know I should be able to do that myself lol.

[MarshmallowRain]

I know its just me gene but getting wow'd by another woman seems to do more for me than if a guy just came up and flopped his junk out in front of me.

[generoso]

I know its just me gene but getting wow'd by another woman seems to do more for me than if a guy just came up and flopped his junk out in front of me.
I wholeheartly agree......I don't want to see man junk either..and mine stays in my pants no junk flop here to shy and not that much of a perv.....

[prozac]

Morning All!!!
Great show yesterday, show of the week it seems. Brewing the coffee and getting ready for the show.

[Dugout Doug]

Sup guys, looking forward to another wonderful show today!

[StankOnHangDown]

Well we won't have Joe Rogan yelling today and might be able to hear Bill Burr :) So lets just get this party started. I have my Pumpkin Spice coffee and a dip in...Gene thanks for getting me on the Blueberry coffee! It's awesome. Now I just need a Keg cup then I will be all set.

CUE THE MUSIC

O&a PARTY ROCK!

[generoso]

Anyway cue the Music and lets get this day started...Have a great day of baseball tonight hopefully that will get me out of this funk.....was great to hear that last hour again .But now for some new hours Mr. Burr bacdk in the Jimmy (who) seat....

[Dugout Doug]

http://www.icwzone.com/icwstore/videos/images/vid_rude.jpg

"Hit the music"

[StankOnHangDown]

Sup guys, looking forward to another wonderful show today!

You are just here cause you wanna hear yourself on the Radioooooooooo.:action-sm

[Dugout Doug]

You are just here cause you wanna hear yourself on the Radioooooooooo.:action-sm

Isn't that why all of us are here? :icon_lol:

[Chuckyarla]

good morning fellow losers. We are the pests.

[generoso]

You are just here cause you wanna hear yourself on the Radioooooooooo.:action-sm
Thats Paul who does that I notice.....but laways nice to hear Dpug on the radioo..Don't know how that plane will fly.....

[StankOnHangDown]

Isn't that why all of us are here? :icon_lol:

so when are you starting a fan club?

[Chuckyarla]

Isn't that why all of us are here? :icon_lol:

no I'm here to see nyself on the internet.

I'm Chuckyarla and I am on the internet.

[NoFilterPaul]

Morning All... i'm going back to bed *yawn*

[Chuckyarla]

Morning All!!!
Great show yesterday, show of the week it seems. Brewing the coffee and getting ready for the show.

Yesterday was definitly in the top two shows of the week so far.

[zagman76]

so when are you starting a fan club?

http://www.dugoutdoug.com/

[freak8]

Well we won't have Joe Rogan yelling today and might be able to hear Bill Burr

how do you know

i hope rogans on again

i like when alot of different comics come on

[StankOnHangDown]

http://www.dugoutdoug.com/

Craig Fucking Christ

[Chuckyarla]

mornin Zag

[Rev]

Good Morning, pests!

[SonnyForelli]

Good morning peoples :) hey Gen... seems like the sox and the yankmees are still tied for first place...

I invented Yankmees sir, hoo hoo tell em Fred

[StankOnHangDown]

how do you know

i hope rogans on again

i like when alot of different comics come on

I like Joe to...but his levels have to be checked constantly...and Bill's voice is more soothing :icon_redf

[Chuckyarla]

Craig Fucking Christ

When is the site dugout dougology starting?

[zagman76]

Craig Fucking Christ

hello, exactly!



...morning chuck!

[mascan42]

Did Opie just say they were at A&E yesterday? Was this the meeting about getting on TV they were talking about?

[Chuckyarla]

I invented Yankmees sir, hoo hoo tell em Fred

I nvented inventing things.

The weekend games may have some impoortance

[APortablePhone]

A&E? Why were the boys going to A&E?

Will Jimmy be on "Intervention"?

[StankOnHangDown]

When is the site dugout dougology starting?

well here is the church

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:WokhC3G5BkcJ:http://www.cjbaseball.com/pics/Boston/Dugout.JPG

[zagman76]

Did Opie just say they were at A&E yesterday? Was this the meeting about getting on TV they were talking about?

That's what I am guessing was their TV meeting... who knows if this one will pan out though...

[generoso]

well off to work....Cya on the pm side.......

[Chuckyarla]

Op_e the lord?

[Rev]

The Destoyer!

[freak8]

"the javalog"

[SonnyForelli]

Johny Damen was laughing in the club house last night, saying that God must have a sence of humor making sure the last three games of the season ment something

[PorchMonkey4Life]

fuckface...

[prozac]

HE is the Destroyer!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dugout Doug]

Craig Fucking Christ

Do a who is, I DIDN'T DO THAT.

[zagman76]

"The Chiseled Ab-inator"

[StankOnHangDown]

I sent the I cower when....IF

YAY my first one read on air

[Chuckyarla]

mornin BS

[Tug McGroin]

Mornin, Pests :)

Damn, long time since i've been able to hop on one of these threads..

[zagman76]

Morning doug and zag :) Should you be the Zagster now?

Morning Boston! hmm... I kinda like the sound of that!

[Chuckyarla]

Its the Zagster

[MarshmallowRain]

Rather see the redsox get in than the yankees but it would only be fitting that the yankees get the last spot over the sox. Baseball should expand the playoffs and actually play into november. Its the only sport where a team could finish 25 or 30 games over .500 and not make the playoffs. Hope you have a good day gene, at least you have the coffee to help you.

[DisgruntledPOwk]

Morning everyone

[APortablePhone]

Is Anthony going to be joining the cast of "Dog: The Bounty Hunter"?

[Chuckyarla]

reality tv show: sex for Sam

[PorchMonkey4Life]

bring back the stinky cam!!!!!!!!

[mikepop]

mornin

[Chuckyarla]

The pests want a stinky cam, The pests want a stinky cam, don't make a fucking maniac out of us, The pests want a stinky cam

[StankOnHangDown]

reality tv show: sex for Sam

it could be a type of russian roulette: Sex w/ Pam

[JoeyDVDZ]

But sell sponsorship on the stinky cam...

stinky Cam, Sponsored by Samuel Adams. Always The Right Decision!

CUT TO: Webcam full of sex in a church.



crash me!

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Morning all...The stinky cam was awsome!! Could there be a Than cam?

[DisgruntledPOwk]

It must be tough for them do to anything it seems like viacom owns everything on TV

[Chuckyarla]

Morning everyone

why do you have a fag pic on your posts

[MarshmallowRain]

morning there disgruntled powk that avatar of yours does crack me up and is slowly helping me to feel better. Been trying to help a friend of mine with a problem he has. I do want to tell him he is a fool but I'm not that mean spirited. Best I have been able to tell him is that if you think a stripper sees you as a friend, than you need to do an inventory check on yourself.

[APortablePhone]

Judge Gregg "Opie" Hughes

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/l_telepictures_1_.gif

[DisgruntledPOwk]

why do you have a fag pic on your posts
a fag pic?

[Carrr]

Morning Baggers.

[Chuckyarla]

a fag pic?

Mr rodgers

[JoeyDVDZ]

a fag pic?

I don't think people quite noticed Fred Rogers becoming Fred Kruger. Took me a second myself, but very funny payoff when you do!


I was just about to join in on the "Let's tool on Disgruntled for his faggit picture" bandwagon when I saw Freddy Krueger's arm coming out of the side of Rogers... I suck.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

The pests want a stinky cam, The pests want a stinky cam, don't make a fucking maniac out of us, The pests want a stinky cam
again... this was dropped because no one could get it right...
fisrt of all... it is the pests GET and maniac out of ME plus you need to use expression to show you are yelling...

[Rev]

Is that Clockwork Orange music?

[Chuckyarla]

again... this was dropped because no one could get it right...
fisrt of all... it is the pests GET and maniac out of ME plus you need to use expression to show you are yelling...

I know Bam, wrote it quickly while looking over another project. The problem of nultitasking.

[DisgruntledPOwk]

Mr rodgers
i laughed when i first saw this pic of him putting on a freddy cruger outfit on

[StankOnHangDown]

I know Bam, wrote it quickly while looking over another project. The problem of nultitasking.

do you nultitask all of the tine?

I hate whem I have to do thimgs like that.

Sonetines it just gets om ny merves

[JoeyDVDZ]

The problem of nultitasking. Is Nultitasking part of the problem of Multitasking as well? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif


Useless edit: I was trying to work into a Nick Nolte joke before settling for this, because I realized that Nick Nolte has absolutely no humor value.

[insert brady stupid music here]

[Chuckyarla]

Would be more interesting the reality of the fucking horse. Seeing how much the gay can handle.

[Chuckyarla]

Is Nultitasking part of the problem of Multitasking as well? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif
congrats, that was done on porpoise

[JoeyDVDZ]

Now see, Georgie Gun Jumper? If you waited for my edit, you would have had a quote of me tooling on MYSELF in response to my own lame as shit joke about your multitasking! :)

[Chuckyarla]

They would have fun doing some of these projects.

[LiddyRules]

I can't wait for the photoshops of O&A new Dukes of Hazard meets The Three Stoogesshow.

[APortablePhone]

Does this guy have a single original idea or is everything "it's like" "kind of like" "think..." "it's like...meets...."

Where is my A&E meeting.

[JoeyDVDZ]

The Great Wazoo!

[don imus] "Wazoo... wazoo? Fuckin' Opie's crooked brother.... where's my goddamn shirt? [/don imus]


These fancy men get limos! Hey Norton, get a load of the fancy men and their limos!

[Chuckyarla]

book deal?

The broadway play?

endorsements?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Does this guy have a single original idea or is everything "it's like" "kind of like" "think..." "it's like...meets...."

Where is my A&E meeting.

Isn't EVERYTHING these days "insert show here" meets "insert other show here"'?

[Chuckyarla]

Does this guy have a single original idea or is everything "it's like" "kind of like" "think..." "it's like...meets...."

Where is my A&E meeting.

These people talk this way refering to succesful efforts.

[BuffaloPaul]

Could this be the company they are meeting with and talking about?...

http://www.bravestreet.com/

BraveStreet Video (http://www.buffnet.net/%7Epaulk/OAreturn/Summer2004.html)

[APortablePhone]

Isn't EVERYTHING these days "insert show here" meets "insert other show here"'?

Here is my pitch. It's like "COPS" meets "Nanny 911" where you have the police show up to help parents out with their troubled teenagers who may be experimenting with drugs, stealing, having sex, or so on.

See how easy it is? Now where is my meeting?

[LiddyRules]

Well I mean A&E is well known for translating shows into movies. Remember Schindler's List? I can't wait to hear about they're really substitute teachers with magic powers.

[Chuckyarla]

knees touching, that's hot

[PorchMonkey4Life]

was big a driving the limo?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Here's my pitch...Schindler's List meets Running Man. We get a bunch a Jews and contestants rack up point for every Heb they take out.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Here's my pitch a Fake Mexican No Talent Rip Off Comic...We'll Call it "THE HACK OF HOLNESS"

[LiddyRules]

I got one! E-Grade porn PLUS pixelization, it's known as The Stern Show and invented all television past and present.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

This show is only big enough for 1 fancy movie/TV star and his name is Jim Norton....Hoo Hoo.

[LiddyRules]

Was the guy wearing a red and white striped jacket and straw hat like a 1930s shuckster like in The Music Man or the Monorail episode of Simpsons?

[LiddyRules]

When they asked how does it end, the guy should have just said "And we call it The Aristocrats."

[prozac]

I could just picture this nightmare of a meeting!

[Chuckyarla]

O & A on the A & E

[prozac]

Hey JoeyDVDZ...how did the interview for you go????

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Billy's good with the gift of the gab

[prozac]

OHHHH...Richard Cheese...an encore of shitdick???

[StankOnHangDown]

Anyone remember the show that Rosanne tried to do? Her reality tv abortion about her trying to pitch shows and start businesses?

[KevSlider]

Where the hell do you even get a bullhorn?

[khemystri]

"I always wondered what it looked like when Carrot top bombed"

Hilarious!!!!

[EveryoneHasAIDS]

Where the hell do you even get a bullhorn?

BullhornsRUs

[StankOnHangDown]

BullhornsRUs

http://www.discounttwo-wayradio.com/megaphones.asp

[RobeSoup&Tears]

In that neighborhood they can pick one up easy

[Rev]

Where the hell do you even get a bullhorn?Radioshack sells them.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Hey JoeyDVDZ...how did the interview for you go????

The interview was with a staffing agency, a pretty big one in the area called the Robert Half Agency. I think I impressed them, so I'm fairly sure they're going to make an effort to get my resume out there and pretty soon, I should have a job. On a related note, another agency called me while I was out there, so now I have two agencies "wooing" me! :) I'm a fancy man!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Where the hell do you even get a bullhorn?

Radio Shack sells very nice bullhorns!

[KevSlider]

The piano sounds horrible.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Piano...Weak.

[aoy1995]

We need Big A to drop in the studio and do a Cunt duet with Richard....

[JoeyDVDZ]

Who ISN'T singing right along with this?!?

[UnOriginal]

yesss what a wakeup, another shitdick cover! morning all

[Schnauzer]

this is fantagous

[JoeyDVDZ]

I perferred the way Dick Cheese did it the first time.

[Bozack]

I <3 Richard Cheese

[prozac]

The interview was with a staffing agency, a pretty big one in the area called the Robert Half Agency. I think I impressed them, so I'm fairly sure they're going to make an effort to get my resume out there and pretty soon, I should have a job. On a related note, another agency called me while I was out there, so now I have two agencies "wooing" me! :) I'm a fancy man!

Good for you Joey...just don't forget us on your way to the top!!! :icon_eek:

[Sack of Chisels]

what was the site that the full thing is on

[JoeyDVDZ]

Holy shit, Richard is trying to talk them into NOT taking a break after 1 1/2 hours on the air!!! Funny!

[APortablePhone]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/B0009XT8YW.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/B000AOJ9EY.jpg

[Seth]

http://www.noisetank.com/integrity/

^^Paul Anka rant

[SonnyForelli]

Holy shit, Richard is trying to talk them into NOT taking a break after 1 1/2 hours on the air!!! Funny!

What the fuck is that small flash vidio on your sig pic, its so small its hard to see

[StankOnHangDown]

What the fuck is that small flash vidio on your sig pic, its so small its hard to see

a 13 year old girl practicing head

[JoeyDVDZ]

What the fuck is that small flash vidio on your sig pic, its so small its hard to see

It's a foine young lass practicing her technique on a paper hog.

[Schnauzer]

haha i dvr'd that adam carolla show and watched it last night. it was hilarious

[APortablePhone]

What the fuck is that small flash vidio on your sig pic, its so small its hard to see

A girl practicing her hummer techniques on a paper cock.

[SonnyForelli]

It's a foine young lass practicing her technique on a paper hog.what is a foine young lass mean ?

[SonnyForelli]

it looks like she is stuffing cake in her mouth

[JoeyDVDZ]

what is a foine young lass mean ?

Okay, allow me to translate.

Foine young lass = Fine lil' shortie.


*** it also means if that was a real cock, someone would be doing some serious jail time! :)

[SonnyForelli]

Okay, allow me to translate.

Foine young lass = Fine lil' shortie.


*** it also means if that was a real cock, someone would be doing some serious jail time! :)

Oh, you should send that sig pic to photobucket . com to convert it to a thumb nail so we can see it beter

[SonnyForelli]

never mind

[StankOnHangDown]

*** it also means if that was a real cock, someone would be doing some serious jail time! :)

FRESH FISH...FRESH FISH...FRESH FISH!

[khemystri]

FRESH FISH...FRESH FISH...FRESH FISH!

The squirell master came out of left field and told me i'm his bitch!!!

Naughty jungle of love!!!!

[SonnyForelli]

hahaha, the WOW line is busy

[Jerseyshorekev]

morning boys

[StankOnHangDown]

The squirell master came out of left field and told me i'm his bitch!!!

Naughty jungle of love!!!!

Is that a reference? I don't get it...

I'm joke cancer :(

[prozac]

morning boys

Morning....

[aoy1995]

They can, they can Fo-Am the runway, and then they can go in 2 at a time, in a Caddiac, and rescue them. Whey can't they touch the FO-AM? Why can't they get in the Caddiac?

[Rev]

Is that a reference? I don't get it...

I'm joke cancer :(Half Baked

[Rev]

I'd love to hear what Richard Cheese would do with it, if he took a crack at the Hulk music.

[Sack of Chisels]

This has got to be Tippy Tom.

[lt. thompson]

Kill steve-o

[Jerseyshorekev]

Where is the video of this???

[Sack of Chisels]

http://files.foundrymusic.com/WMV/09272005_steveo_adamcorolla.zip

[StankOnHangDown]

Half Baked I should've cought that.....



*Bang*


*Thump*

[lt. thompson]

I can't help but chuckle. You know, chris farley and all them had to die. But Steve-O gets to live. There is no fucking justice.

[StankOnHangDown]

I can't help but chuckle. You know, chris farley and all them had to die. But Steve-O gets to live. There is no fucking justice.:clap: :clap:

& chris farley looks like he can handle much more coke than steve-o

[wetandstickyjim]

Steve O sounded like Sandy Kane

[prozac]

Love steve-o...GODDAM!!!

[aoy1995]

Bill Burr gets Paid! Bill Burr gets Paid!

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8489/money5yv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[EveryoneHasAIDS]

Steve-O + an eightball = great tv/radio

[prozac]

Steve-O + an eightball = great tv/radio

:icon_bigg Perfectly stated!!!!

[StankOnHangDown]

Steve-O + an eightball = great tv/radio

Ryan Dunn + an Eightball = more gooder than a toy car in ass

[lt. thompson]

Christ, anyone + eightball = good radio.

Kinson was better....

[StankOnHangDown]

Wait... how about Ben Sparks + Tom Brady + Steve O + Kate Moss + TONS OF COKE = one fun night.

I concur

[EveryoneHasAIDS]

Buy his albums! I own the first one ( I believe it's self titled-Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine). It's fucking great! The songs are kinda short (2-3 minutes), but hilarious and also very professional sounding. I plan on getting the other 3 cd's, but I was wondering if anyone can direct me to somewhere to download them. Is this possible? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

[lt. thompson]

Wait... how about Ben Sparks + Tom Brady + Steve O + Kate Moss + TONS OF COKE = one fun night.

I have the video.... strangly enough Kate MOss doesn't get fucked....

[LiddyRules]

Wait... how about Ben Sparks + Tom Brady + Steve O + Kate Moss + TONS OF COKE = one fun night.
Dude, I saw that in a bathroom in Boston one night. Crazy, nuts, insane. Bwahahahhahah. Dude.

[prozac]

Op enjoying his food!

[JoeyDVDZ]

[kate moss] Whoops, open window! (flies out window) [/kate moss]

[prozac]

Loved that Hard Rock show!!!

[prozac]

Bernie!!!!!!!!!!! Worried about Op's temper..HA!!

[Flea_Man]

http://mkrubberduck.ytmnd.com/

[rustytrombone1]

Who's starting the "Bernie for President" campaign?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Speaking of Bernie Goetz, I had a moment on Monday where I totally thought of him. I'm sitting here chatting with you animals, and I happen to glance out my back window, where I can see my bbq grill which is put up against the side of my house now that bbq season is over, and laying on it, looking in the window at me with great curiosity, is the cutest squirrel I've ever seen. He's not sitting on it, like normal squirrels do, but rather he's sprawled out on it like he's a cocker spaniel, the way they splay their legs out behind them when they lay down. He's staring at me with this intensity I've NEVER seen on a squirrel before. I've seen this squirrel around before, as he's finally figured out that I'm the guy who keeps tossing stuff out there for him to eat, and I think he was actually begging at my window. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen. Okay, begin the "Joey is a faggit" flaming.....

[StankOnHangDown]

http://mkrubberduck.ytmnd.com/

uuuuh....wait....whut?

[StankOnHangDown]

Speaking of Bernie Goetz, I had a moment on Monday where I totally thought of him. I'm sitting here chatting with you animals, and I happen to glance out my back window, where I can see my bbq grill which is put up against the side of my house now that bbq season is over, and laying on it, looking in the window at me with great curiosity, is the cutest squirrel I've ever seen. He's not sitting on it, like normal squirrels do, but rather he's sprawled out on it like he's a cocker spaniel, the way they splay their legs out behind them when they lay down. He's staring at me with this intensity I've NEVER seen on a squirrel before. I've seen this squirrel around before, as he's finally figured out that I'm the guy who keeps tossing stuff out there for him to eat, and I think he was actually begging at my window. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen. Okay, begin the "Joey is a faggit" flaming.....

He didn't tell you to stop did he?

[StankOnHangDown]

I will help! Let's get bernie on the ballot!

Slogan?

From bullets to ballots?

[Peachy]

It was the cutest thing I've ever seen. Okay, begin the "Joey is a faggit" flaming.....

But was it cuter than a puggle? I don't think so! :icon_mrgr

[aoy1995]

Who's starting the "Bernie for President" campaign?

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/7673/rocky9sk.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[BadGuy]

Who's ending the Hillary for president campaign?

[Rev]

Who's ending the Hillary for president campaign?knock her all you want... she's going to win in '08.

[wetandstickyjim]

uuuuh....wait....whut?
Barbeque season is NEVER over.

[aoy1995]

knock her all you want... she's going to win in '08.

Unforunately, for the country, I have to agree with you.

[BadGuy]

knock her all you want... she's going to win in '08.
I hope not! If she gets the democratic nomination, the Republicans should put up Condi Rice - counter the woman vote with the minority woman who isn't a fucking communist.

[Standby]

Morning baggers...

My lack of political knowledge keeps me out of this conversation... but still listening.

[rustytrombone1]

Jim Norton for President/Liddy for VP....
Just need a slogan, campaign commercials and posters. Photoshop anyone?

[StankOnHangDown]

Hillary Clinton needs to be in the real life movie Blood Sucking Freaks

[JoeyDVDZ]

There is NO FUCKING WAY a woman is gonna be the president any time soon. An african american man will be president way before a woman ever does. Hillary may have some support, but once you're in that booth, old hard-wired instincts will kick in & people will vote for whatever man is running against her. It's not a gender bias, it's thousands of years of hard coded human behavior. We don't trust women to run the world.

edit: Imagine, the world comes to a flaming nuclear end due to some hole and her menopause. ponderous.

[aoy1995]

There is NO FUCKING WAY a woman is gonna be the president any time soon. An african american man will be president way before a woman ever does. Hillary may have some support, but once you're in that booth, old hard-wired instincts will kick in & people will vote for whatever man is running against her. It's not a gender bias, it's thousands of years of hard coded human behavior. We don't trust women to run the world.

Huh? I always thought that the ex-Yenta-in-Chief was a man, with badly done implants.

[EveryoneHasAIDS]

Fucking bed wetting liberals!

[Standby]

And another seamless segue by Op.... haha.

Great, another thing to riff on....

EDIT: And that definitely didn't mean to sound sarcastic. Ripping on these trailers is always fun...

[BruceKellysJunk]

they didnt even play the clip where he says that FEMA is not allowed to order a mandatory evacuation and that it is up to the individual state. that really shut the guy up.

[Rev]

Fucking bed wetting liberals!Whaaaaaa!!!! You're poking fun at me, make it stop, whaaaa!

Hillary in '08! :action-sm

[KevSlider]

The Trailers are getting better! HI PEACHY

[Jerseyshorekev]

Ahhhh the old days...55 gallon challenge, rememeber the cooked rats...damn the good ole days

[ProfessorAnt]

oooh i hope mine gets played.

[KevSlider]

This one is HORRIBLE. The guy sounds like he's been jackin' for 5 hours and then did this trailer

[JoeyDVDZ]

WTF?!? This isn't a fuckin movie trailer! It's a chronology of thier radio career! What an ass.

[dg124]

that makes me laugh every time----when Opie tells that kid theres' no Santa

[Schnit Dick]

What There Is Another Listener In Hartford!?!?!?!?!?

[Standby]

Nice. A trailer about the holes...

[StankOnHangDown]

that makes me laugh every time----when Opie tells that kid theres' no Santa

http://www.mrail.net/data/interests/photographs/santa/tombstone.jpg

[Mooseman]

Wow I want to go see Holes 2!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Holes 2 wins best movie trailer. Bravo!

[dg124]

good one stank

[IDontCare05]

G'morning everyone....



That "holes" trailer was hilarious.

[prozac]

Wow I want to go see Holes 2!

Me Too!!!!!! :icon_eek:

[BadGuy]

Holes 2. Is that about talk show sidekicks?

[rustytrombone1]

Did I hear Hartford? Who's in Hartford? I thought I was the only O&A fan near Hartford.

[KevSlider]

Okay this one is funny but production is horrible. They're picking up on the console slamming.

[Standby]

Yeah I can definitely see they picked up on that. Could have been so much more, but the idea was good.

[JoeyDVDZ]

That console slammers trailer went WAAAAY too long.

[Standby]

If I had the software and time to put together a trailer, I'd probably try to get the staple gun roulette clips and find a way to use them. Though it'd probably get slammed. That's probably how most of these bad ones start. One person thinks this clip would be great to throw in and can't build it around it.

[Standby]

Wow, definitely never heard the "slavery" "fuck yeah" before in that. That's hysterical.

[prozac]

I remember hearing that Team America song on 202 for the first time when O&A played it for us.

[KevSlider]

"Bingo" he's ripping Don off, tell em Mike hoo hoo.

[Schnit Dick]

Oy...not clips from the first show...what a train wreck it was

[Standby]

Okay, I've got a legitimate WOW question.

I've had a WOW sticker on my old car when I lived in NJ and listened to NEW. Now that I live in VA, I saw Norton in Falls Church and got some stickers, which I have on my car now. And I've never been WOWd. Makes me wonder if it's ever happened to anyone. Anyone actually been WOWd while driving?

[EdC]

Great ... I'm sure the Hard Rock is just going to love a restaurant full of shit dick costumes.

[StankOnHangDown]

Okay, I've got a legitimate WOW question.

I've had a WOW sticker on my old car when I lived in NJ and listened to NEW. Now that I live in VA, I saw Norton in Falls Church and got some stickers, which I have on my car now. And I've never been WOWd. Makes me wonder if it's ever happened to anyone. Anyone actually been WOWd while driving?

I work in Vienna, VA and have one on my jeep...The only thing close to getting wowed is seeing a trucker with WOW ME written in dirt on the back of his truck and him honking at me while I pass

[BruceKellysJunk]

from USA Today:

this is from an interview with Hugh Panero:

Q: How have consumers surprised you most?

A: What was surprising were the things that work on the talk and entertainment platforms. For example, our comedy channel is one of our most popular channels. And you say, "How come nobody ever thought of that before?"

You think he might be talking about O&A when he mentions the talk channels? I mean, I know that Phillips phile is #1, but they could still be second.

[StankOnHangDown]

Is Mary Carey on the Kate Moss diet?

[prozac]

THis chick sounds high, like Jimmy's EX!

[aoy1995]

She's got a sexy voice. For some reason, I picture Denise when I hear it...

"Can I suck on that black cock?"

[BadGuy]

Okay, I've got a legitimate WOW question.

I've had a WOW sticker on my old car when I lived in NJ and listened to NEW. Now that I live in VA, I saw Norton in Falls Church and got some stickers, which I have on my car now. And I've never been WOWd. Makes me wonder if it's ever happened to anyone. Anyone actually been WOWd while driving?
I saw WOW written in dirt on the back of a truck on I-95 in Columbia, MD. Other than that, I've never seen a WOW, not any tits.

[Schnit Dick]

THis chick sounds high, like Jimmy's EX!

Yeah sorta

[IDontCare05]

I saw WOW written in dirt on the back of a truck on I-95 in Columbia, MD. Other than that, I've never seen a WOW, not any tits.



Unfortunately yes all i have seen is a WOW on a truck on 22.....thats about it...No WOWs for me yet.. :icon_frow

[freak8]

oh god this whore is annoying

[PEST BY TRADE]

I work in vienna too and have had a WOW on my truck since WJFK days and never have been wow'ed but vienna is full of upitty ass munches anyway so no wonder :action-sm

[PEST BY TRADE]

this girl sounds like demi moore

[StankOnHangDown]

I work in vienna too and have had a WOW on my truck since WJFK days and never have been wow'ed but vienna is full of upitty ass munches anyway so no wonder :action-sm

:action-sm

Yes. WOW sticker + car + vienna = x

[Standby]

Good, I'm not the only one. I think the WOW sign is turning more into the secret handshake, card-carrying club member sort of thing. Like I'll see the WOW on another car or truck and get excited that at least there's another listener on the road.

StankonHangDown, I work in Fairfax, so there might have been a chance I've seen your WOW sign on your car on 66. Good to see there's other VA people on the boards, I've been wanting to get together an AOTM...

[Schnit Dick]

Like I'll see the WOW on another car or truck and get excited that at least there's another listener on the road.


I know that feeling...in the Hartford area there is barely anyone who listens to O&A because they were never syndicated here, so on the rare occassion i see one I get really excited

[StankOnHangDown]

Good, I'm not the only one. I think the WOW sign is turning more into the secret handshake, card-carrying club member sort of thing. Like I'll see the WOW on another car or truck and get excited that at least there's another listener on the road.

StankonHangDown, I work in Fairfax, so there might have been a chance I've seen your WOW sign on your car on 66. Good to see there's other VA people on the boards, I've been wanting to get together an AOTM...

It would have to be on the DC mall...hard to drive the beltway and city streets looking for news trucks...we could all attackd DC101 though :)...besides I live in Charles Town, WV (no news outlets there).

[IDontCare05]

Good, I'm not the only one. Like I'll see the WOW on another car or truck and get excited that at least there's another listener on the road.



Yeah I am the same way.....I think it is because I live in a town where there obviously not a lot of O&A fans....and when I do see a sticker I get exited to see another fan.

[freak8]

ron and fez should have this bitch in

[aoy1995]

Mary Carey + massive boob implants =

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8492/mutated5fg.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[StankOnHangDown]

Mary Cary + Colonic + Jimmy's Ex's nose = holey shit

[aoy1995]

Mary Carey + massive boob implants =

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8492/mutated5fg.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Well, so much for my imageshack skills...

[Jerseyshorekev]

I totally zone out and don't even listen when they have these kinda chicks on. The old days they just got on the lesbian couch and screwed each other. Not all this talking crap! Who gives a crap what shes talking about....anyone anyone...bueler, bueler.

[Rev]

Less talking, more fucking.

[Tricky Matt]

What's with her "I have a boyfriend shit"???? What crap radio.....

[Jerseyshorekev]

Less talking, more fucking.
Exactly :clap: She sounds like every other chick that comes on...half drunk, coked up, slurring their words, nasal talking, hoarse voice....did I miss anything??

[prozac]

She sure loves to talk...OHHH Bill doing his girl voice!

[Rev]

I feel like I'm listeing to Playboy Radio.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

god i love the bill burr girl voice... perfect

[billb914]

http://entweb.clemson.edu/cuentres/cesheets/grain/ce97.jpg

I think these moths are what Ant has - little tiny f-ers. they come in the house in cereals - the only way to get rid of them is ditch all cereal in house,put out traps, and freeze all cerals and grains coming into the house (overnight should be ok). After a month they should be gone (lack of food).

Gross when they're in your morning cereal.

[Seth]

I thought it was ban... al. not Bane- ul.

[APortablePhone]

Bay-nel? Does he mean bah-nal?

[Standby]

I just IF'd a poem (can't call, at work). Hopefully this one makes it:

Just when we thought our love was escaping
The spark returned when I left you gaping.

EDIT: Nothing?

[Seth]

I think these moths are what Ant has - little tiny f-ers. they come in the house in cereals - the only way to get rid of them is ditch all cereal in house,put out traps, and freeze all cerals and grains coming into the house (overnight should be ok). After a month they should be gone (lack of food).

Gross when they're in your morning cereal.
But Anthony has said they aren't in his cereal. Can they get in from the cereal BOXES? Like are they hiding between the box and the lining?



APP- you're much better at phonetics than I am.

[PrncssNikki]

I think these moths are what Ant has - little tiny f-ers. they come in the house in cereals - the only way to get rid of them is ditch all cereal in house,put out traps, and freeze all cerals and grains coming into the house (overnight should be ok). After a month they should be gone (lack of food).

Gross when they're in your morning cereal.

Gross. They usually find their way into Quaker Oats. It sucks when you pull the canister down to do some baking and it's infested with those damn things. I have no idea how they get in the sealed canister, but they do.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Gross. They usually find their way into Quaker Oats. It sucks when you pull the canister down to do some baking and it's infested with those damn things. I have no idea how they get in the sealed canister, but they do.

That's exactly the kind of moths flying around my place. I learned to ignore them. Gross little fuckers.

[NortonsJunk]

"My name is Professor Anthony, won't you stick it in my toushy!"


nothing?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i love the new lynch album... it rocks

[freak8]

mick needs to come in earlier

[aoy1995]

Gross. They usually find their way into Quaker Oats. It sucks when you pull the canister down to do some baking and it's infested with those damn things. I have no idea how they get in the sealed canister, but they do.

From the *unsealed* rarely inspected production plant. The same way that roaches ect come into your house, via grocery bags...

[Schnit Dick]

i love the new lynch album... it rocks

Dont lie BAM you have only listened to the "Tiny Little Mustache" song

[prozac]

mick needs to come in earlier

He sure does, I love Mick..Foley is God

[Chester'sLiver]

Dont lie BAM you have only listened to the "Tiny Little Mustache" song
Its called " I think she's a Nazi" sir

[TheJew]

the craig machine is already out? thought that comes out in sept?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Dont lie BAM you have only listened to the "Tiny Little Mustache" song
there are other songs???

[Jimmy's Dignity]

awesome, I tuned in just in time for the last half of the anal conversation and now Mick...go team:)

[Chester'sLiver]

the craig machine is already out? thought that comes out in sept?
Umm sir its almost October..... :action-sm

[Schnit Dick]

Its called " I think she's a Nazi" sir

It is...not on the copy I have?

[tar_baby]

What Song Was That?

[Schnit Dick]

there are other songs???


haha yeah i knew you would be surprised.

I think the other two songs I really like are Beelz and Vanilla Ice Cream

[Jerseyshorekev]

From the *unsealed* rarely inspected production plant. The same way that roaches ect come into your house, via grocery bags...
I just moved in to a new apartment and found a few friggin roaches. I got "boric acid" that shit works pretty good. Don't really see them around anymore. Anyone got other shit that works also?

[aoy1995]

I just moved in to a new apartment and found a few friggin roaches. I got "boric acid" that shit works pretty good. Don't really see them around anymore. Anyone got other shit that works also?

Yeah, give them directions to Jimmy's apartment in Hollywood. They will appreciate the frequent flyer miles.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I love the fact that Mick just said how depressed he was because he couldn't whore his book...

I wonder if he is going to swear during this interview

[PorchMonkey4Life]

haha yeah i knew you would be surprised.

I think the other two songs I really like are Beelz and Vanilla Ice Cream
i kinda enjoyed voices in my head

[Jerseyshorekev]

:clap: Yeah, give them directions to Jimmy's apartment in Hollywood. They will appreciate the frequent flyer miles.
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Standby]

Mick Foley is really the best. He's gonna be on Raw next Monday when they move to USA.

And he should write for WWE, cause the current batch of writers are awful.

[Schnit Dick]

Its called " I think she's a Nazi" sir

http://www.stephenlynch.com/discography/index.html

:action-sm

VANILLA ICE CREAM
BABY
HALLOWEEN
LOVE SONG
CRAIG
BEELZ
ALBINO
MIXER AT DELTA CHI
LITTLE TINY MOUSTACHE
PIERRE
WHITTLIN' MAN
CLASSIC ROCK SONG
NOT HOME
VOICES IN MY HEAD

[JoeyDVDZ]

"My name is Professor Anthony, won't you stick it in my toushy!"


nothing?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/JoeyDVDZ/car_wreck.jpg

[prozac]

Mick Foley is really the best. He's gonna be on Raw next Monday when they move to USA.

And he should write for WWE, cause the current batch of writers are awful.

Holy shit, your not kidding! I love the WWE but they need some new ideas!

[Schnit Dick]

i kinda enjoyed voices in my head

I actually havent heard it yet...I had to go out last night when i had a couple of songs left...ill let you know later what i think

[JoeyDVDZ]

the craig machine is already out? thought that comes out in sept?


Uh.... what month is it in the dimension you live in? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

[Chester'sLiver]

http://www.stephenlynch.com/discography/index.html

:action-sm

VANILLA ICE CREAM
BABY
HALLOWEEN
LOVE SONG
CRAIG
BEELZ
ALBINO
MIXER AT DELTA CHI
LITTLE TINY MOUSTACHE
PIERRE
WHITTLIN' MAN
CLASSIC ROCK SONG
NOT HOME
VOICES IN MY HEAD

I still don't believe you... :smarty:

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I still don't believe you... :smarty:
neither do i... i thought it was called "my girlfriend is perfect"

[freak8]

ron and fez should

have mick foley on next

[Standby]

Good to see more people still stay loyal to WWE, Prozac.

Problem is they get a bunch of Hollywood writers who can come up with ideas (albeit bad ones) and have no knowledge of the history of the business. So we get storylines that fall apart and continuity issues and all of that.

When Tietam Brown came out I went to a signing in Arlington VA. Mick is the nicest guy ever though. Not to mention he has a gorgeous wife, so I can't imagine him being TOO flustered about Mary Carey.

[Schnit Dick]

I still don't believe you... :smarty:

OK well send Stephen Lynch an email and let me know what happens, because i didnt think his website would be wrong

[Jerseyshorekev]

Ok can they please kick this chick out of the studio...she keeps talking and adding stupid comments just for the sake of talking. They aren't even paying attention to her.

[Schnit Dick]

neither do i... i thought it was called "my girlfriend is perfect"
:clap: :clap: :clap:

HAHA thats great BAM...you silly goose

[Rev]

neither do i... i thought it was called "my girlfriend is perfect":clap: Danka shein!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

ron and fez should

have mick foley on next
if Mick has time, I'm sure that Fezzie would absolutely love to have him sit in for an extended plug/conversation

[PorchMonkey4Life]

that hole's laugh really annoys me...

[Jerseyshorekev]

She's not even speaking english.

[aoy1995]

if Mick has time, I'm sure that Fezzie would absolutely love to have him sit in for an extended plug/conversation

If they show up early, I would expect a short AFRO show to happen..

[Cromwell]

Oh man - I totally love Christy Canyon.

Brings back great memories of "jacks" gone by . . .

[Rev]

if Mick has time, I'm sure that Fezzie would absolutely love to have him sit in for an extended plug/conversationIt'll never happen. You can't just have a guest sit in thru your opening segment.
But I'm SURE Fezzie's doing the whole photo opp.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

...Not to mention he has a gorgeous wife, so I can't imagine him being TOO flustered about Mary Carey.Yeah, she is quite the looker (even in Beyond the Mat where they show her for almost no time at all)...but seeing any set of cans flusters any normal guy

especially Mary Carey's...those things are beautifully ginormous :icon_mrgr
Not Safe For Work (http://myfavoritepornstars.com/mary-carey/gallery/Mary%20Carey%2004.jpg)

[aoy1995]

Oh man - I totally love Christy Canyon.

Brings back great memories of "jacks" gone by . . .

Christy has not aged very well, unfortunately...

[Jerseyshorekev]

Oh man - I totally love Christy Canyon.

Brings back great memories of "jacks" gone by . . .

What is that guy doing in your sig pic??

[NoFilterPaul]

Thats Paul who does that I notice.....but laways nice to hear Dpug on the radioo..Don't know how that plane will fly.....

Jesus, don't get all jealous and yell 8-)

[Rev]

What is that guy doing in your sig pic??I always thought it was a middle finger.

EDIT: looking at the wrong sigpic. my bad.

[Jerseyshorekev]

Fran dressure ....thats who she sounds like...I couldn't think of the name!

[aoy1995]

She's not even speaking english.

Either she is in NBA mode and has slipped into ebonics, or all of those golfer swords she likes to swallow have dented her vocal cords.

[Jerseyshorekev]

I always thought it was a middle finger.

EDIT: looking at the wrong sigpic. my bad.
It looks like a guy humping something

[APortablePhone]

Ashcan realism is a reference to the Ashcan School artistic movement which was known for illustrating scenes of daily life in poor neighborhoods.

Robert Henri, Maurice Prendergast, and John French Sloan are examples of followers of the Ashcan School movement.

[PrncssNikki]

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=241769

Listen for Carey’s appearance on Alan Colmes' radio show tonight; she’ll also co-host the "Opie & Anthony" radio show tomorrow morning (both in New York).

She's co-hosting now?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Mick wrote all of his books free-hand too

[Rev]

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=241769



She's co-hosting now?What an opportunistic skank. I bet that's how she described it to them.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha..."I can show him some of your previous work"

[NoFilterPaul]

She's got a sexy voice. For some reason, I picture Denise when I hear it...

"Can I suck on that black cock?"

I don't think thats a compliment sir 8)

[Cha94]

Ramone......shut this twat up

[Standby]

"You have to read your WHOLE book??"

Nope, just read three chapters and let the listeners guess...

Stupid hole... she's stepping all over Foley's lines and stories....

[aoy1995]

WDIL: That Mary Carey would sound like Denise if she could fake an english accent..

[freak8]

http://www.avn.com/imagearchive/24/17/69/241769careysmile_lg.jpg

quite HOLE

[Jigzaw]

Snore jeeb jeeb jeeb God this seg is ponderous

[NoFilterPaul]

ok... I just woke up... who's the hole?

[IDontCare05]

Her laugh is sooooo annoying!!!

[Rev]

Decent show. Not the best, but far from the worst.

Punching out!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

WDIL: That Mary Carey would sound like Denise if she could fake an english accent..
dude denise does not have an english accent... her husband paul does...

[PrncssNikki]

ok... I just woke up... who's the hole?

Mary Carey, porn star.

[KevSlider]

I like Marey Carey a little bit thicker. When is this welcome back thing happening on WWE on USA? I had to shower.

[freak8]

less mary more mick

that could have been better

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Raw is moving back to USA Network instead of Spike...Spike is now going to be showing UFC and NWA-TNA instead

funniest end recently....

"You know, we could have sex and stuff" -Mary Carey
*crickets*
"How the hell do you bomb with a line like that?!?"-Billy Burr

[Jerseyshorekev]

BAM i'm still trying to get the whole Ron and Fez thing, actually listened yeterday for about 2 minutes and had to turn it off. The gurly voice and fag references gets annoying. I'm going to keep trying

[billb914]

just because he hasnt found them doesnt mean they arent there - yes gross. If he doestn get rid of them they will be in his cereal (and they may have started there , or been there by a prior owner). Trust me I lived in a house where we had them. If he has gray moths about 1/4 inch long, these are them. They sell sticky traps for them.

[KevSlider]

Jimmy's Dignity yeah I knew that, I wanted to know when it would start.

[prozac]

Good O&A show today...happy to hear that Bernie might be coming back on the air and I really enjoyed the bboys talking about the meeting with A&E.

[Chester'sLiver]

Jimmy's Dignity yeah I knew that, I wanted to know when it would start.
This Monday October 3rd

[prozac]

It starts at 7:55pm and going to be three hours followed by a best of RAW if believe.

[Standby]

TNA getting national TV coverage finally aside from the weekly PPV should hopefully light a fire under WWE's asses. But in an ideal world, the option to switch should make both shows better.

As for Ron & Fez, I love them and all, like the conversation about who Ron could knock out now, but whenever they get too far into torturing their interns on air, it gets a little too boring. The Harry bashing isn't even funny anymore, it's stale. But still, they do a great show outside of that.

[dredpiratrobert]

An Fake Story Writer's letter:

Dearest Anthony,
I fear the malady that has left me without my usual vigor has also decided to deprive me of my typical substance. My gustation is now limited, and a veritable mark of Cain has repeatedly dotted the landscape of my flesh and my now quivering soul. Despite old Sol's decision to continue roasting us in its galactic furnace well into autumn, I now sense the approach of the cruel, howling, bitter winds of winter. These impressions pad silently in the dreary forests of my mind like ghostly wolves, but I fear they shall soon burst into reality, gushing, if you will, like the stained and stagnant juices that conceived this awful distemper.
My skeletal hand trembles, as I recall our days laughing at the demented fools on the beach attempting to launch that infernal contraption skyward. Why these fancied apes would have done just as well to flap their arms if they had desired to remind a modern audience of the folly of Icarus. I do wish to bodily step backward down the pathways of life and memory and travel that twisted road, in parts sylvan, in parts arid, but this nearly hollow shell can only drape itself in humble vestments that would look royal if they were not just cloaking this deteriorating Sodomite.
Consider this to be my final epistle to you, sir. I bid it go and find you well, having escaped those tiny, winged harpies that once tortured you.

Adieu,
Master Robert Norton Reed XXIII


Major car crash

[NoFilterPaul]

WDIL: That Mary Carey would sound like Denise if she could fake an english accent..


Dude, how can you compare this annoying hole to Denise? I haven't heard her say ANYTHING with a point, and her laugh is like nails on a chalk board...?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Dude, how can you compare this annoying hole to Denise? I haven't heard her say ANYTHING with a point, and her laugh is like nails on a chalk board...?
what he was hinting at is the fact that Mary Carey has a penchant for the dark meat :action-sm

[NoFilterPaul]

what he was hinting at is the fact that Mary Carey has a penchant for the dark meat :action-sm

Ah, I guess i'll catch up on the 3pm replay 8)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I dunno if she made mention of it this time...last time she was on the show she was listing off the NBA guys that she's banged. I'll be catching up on the replay as well (tuned in late)

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I know it's a replay...but Vos just said "I've Done It All."

'Lil Hoo Hoo

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahaha....I like how they're piling on Mencia

Fuuuuuck, it's the Mumbler!

[G. Yogurt Liddy]

Bring Back The Stinky Cam!!

[Chester'sLiver]

I dunno if she made mention of it this time...last time she was on the show she was listing off the NBA guys that she's banged. I'll be catching up on the replay as well (tuned in late)
she doesn't do that anymore because she is in a realtionship.....and Bruce Willis was dead the whole movie.... :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

she doesn't do that anymore because she is in a realtionship.....and Bruce Willis was dead the whole movie.... :action-sm
awwww...you rooooooined it! :icon_roll

hopefully the anal greeting cards were because she's finally giving up the balloon knot

PS> why does your sig say you're on Wackback? :action-sm

hahaha, they should have called Vida Limosuine! That's 1-800-<Al Czervik Horn>

[DREW]

awwww...you rooooooined it! :icon_roll

hopefully the anal greeting cards were because she's finally giving up the balloon knot

PS> why does your sig say you're on Wackback? :action-sm

hahaha, they should have called Vida Limosuine! That's 1-800-<Al Czervik Horn>

She did but not on film, just in private with her bf. I hope they will shoot one soon for everybody's pleasure.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I think Op just hit a great idea on the head...have a reality show about pitch meetings

I hate reality tv, but that would have been loads of cringe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I need a new bullhorn!!!! :clap: :clap:
I love it when they break shit

[tar_baby]

well that puts an end to the steve-o is dead thread...wherever that one ended up

[DREW]

Yeee, the fucker pretty much alive, not sure about his brain though

[G. Yogurt Liddy]

crap, i missed it for a second time.

what happened to steve-o and kimmel?

[DREW]

crap, i missed it for a second time.

what happened to steve-o and kimmel?


Check link on O&A homepage. Steve-O was completly fucked up.

[G. Yogurt Liddy]

thanks!

[DREW]

Hey it's 5:00 p.m. time to punch out.

[patbattlefield]

looks like i missed a good show

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahha, Holes 2 :clap: :clap: :clap:

phenominal trailer

Additional Edit: "Do you have the ninja?" What's that?
"Do you have the Hi-5?" Uhh, what's that?
"Do you have AIDS?" Oh, no...I don't have that :action-sm

[G. Yogurt Liddy]

looks like i missed a good show

omg, great name and avatar. bravo!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"See a chiuhaua come flushing out..."
"I get that one!"
"I'm shooting very low...."

that was so fuckin funny :clap: :clap: :clap:

[dg124]

BAM i'm still trying to get the whole Ron and Fez thing, actually listened yeterday for about 2 minutes and had to turn it off. The gurly voice and fag references gets annoying. I'm going to keep trying
I keep trying too but I can't listen to their voices

[CrustyJizzRag]

Bring Back The Stinky Cam!!
Oh hell yeah. Thats a good idea.

PS- Its funny how quick the guys turn on their "friends". Through out the show they keep throwing out that mocking Punisher shit. Especially Bill. :clap:

[patbattlefield]

omg, great name and avatar. bravo!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

thanks

[deadfruitvirus]

Too bad I don't wake up as early anymore, so I can't hear the show live. I wanted Richard Cheese to sing some Gangsta Fag.

[TexasPest]

Ant gets a bullhorn!
Ant gets a bullhorn!

Don't make a fuckin' maniac out of me!