OandA TV Pitches

[lucky]

heard the replay and heard the awful pitch that the boys went to on AandE. I am positive that the wackers can come up with at least a couple of good ideas. Sure most will be bad though.

I will say the first bad idea though. We love cringe radio a lot so what about something called CringeTv. The boys do what they do best and presentclips and stage some clips themselves and also present clips from fans and they all make you cringe. Also like the Bob kelly clip they can play it along with some redoes of people (or the boys) of the clip along with interspersed clips cut in making fun of Bob Kelly.

Can also show the clips from foundy or other sites of AOTM. A great way to also boost the show. Can just imagine the sales for XM just to listen from potential fans.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Its a talk show format where O&A have on Gay Porn stars as well as feature their own reviews of the latest and hottest gay pornos.

[BOUGHTONII]

the radio show is almost like the guys hanging at work during lunch or coffee break, it would work as a tv show as well especially with the commics

[JonBenetRamsey]

i have a great idea for a show, a cross between jackass and seinfeld




and cue the car crash

[frankjg]

Why dont they remake The Boy in the Plastic Bubble, Ant can play the lead.

[7cent]

The boys are great on the radio..I know they don't like this idea but an uncensored radio show on HBO would be great.. Once a week show, best of type, would footage of before and after show stuff.. although it doesn't sound like the before and after would be that interesting..

I know they don't want to do this but I think HBO and once a week would make it different.. Let Howard go to Showtime (who watches Showtime??)

[danny666]

That's kind of what Jackass was cringe tv. I think the show should have been called 'what the fuck is your problem.' So then viewers could make them do stupid stunts that have no point. See it's myth busters without the myth. <car crash> (basically jackass) Like they can try the 55 drum challenge as one of their bits. And maybe messing around with OCD sufferers, like how long can Anthony go without removing a booger from his arm.
Give O and A a half hour of TV time and let them recreate one low budget stunt and then the rest is BS. So I can understand how in theory that show could have worked for O and A fans, but I agree the whole concept sucked.


I personally just want them to have to tape their show and put in on basic cable. Or better yet on pay cable where it can be uncensored. AT the very least let them just a free web cam like they had on WNEW. I'm sick of this posting pics on OandA.com so it will be linked to foundary music so Steve can get traffic for his porn ad links.

[cancerhead]

i haven't really read this thread but i'm listening right now to the replay and YES a webcast/video thing of the show would be fuckin cool.. just like opie said.. to see 'ok that's where he sits, there's him eating a bagel' yadda yadda yaaaada.. priceless. we aint readers so a book wouldn't do it for me at least.. even a dvd would be slick - i want video.. nothing special, just an average day in the studio would gimme a rod

it has been written, so shall it be done
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make a movie hoo hoo i invented cinema robin

ramone bring me o@a video footage

[Tickle The Bag]

yeah, full length video footage of the show just like they have on Audible.com would be pretty sweet. Maybee even a DVD with the best of for 2004.

[cancerhead]

full length video footage of the show just like they have on Audible.com

huh.. i glanced at the audible.com site but didn't see anything.. is there video out there already am i out of touch has the world passed me by just make me happy

[Freebird]

ok ok i got it..it will be like a game show see..(car crash) contestants will have to go around and have sex in public places.. its Amazing Race meets Desperate housewives :icon_cool

[Tickle The Bag]

huh.. i glanced at the audible.com site but didn't see anything.. is there video out there already am i out of touch has the world passed me by just make me happy

No, you didnt miss anything, I was making a suggestion that I am sure has already been thought of.

[Tickle The Bag]

oh wait I see where i fucked up and why I confused you. I meant that they should make video footage available on the net for purchase just like they have the shows in audio format on Audible.com. Sorry about the confusion, I am fucking retarded.

[Flash Virus]

what about a Tough Crowd with Quinn but with O&A- type style?

Didn't O&A say that they and Spike TV were in talks of something too?

[ToddTheTrucker]

the radio show is almost like the guys hanging at work during lunch or coffee break, it would work as a tv show as well especially with the commics

Wow. Your right it really should be simple. They need to pitch it to HBO where they can still say what they want. I would love to see Cherry darts on TV.

[roman warhelmet]

An updated Mystery Science Theater show would rock. Their silhouettes on the bottom of the screen totally bashing some horrible movie(think, The Village). Weekly tapings would mean a light workload so Jimmy can still do his standup and Ant can devote more time staying at home hiding from germs.

[Farm Flufer]

Pitch that would work on me;

Drop a piano through a roof of a house, and the 20 minutes of the show leading up to the big drop, you get John Valby to have his way with the piano.

[lucky]

I now think this was terrible idea. We all suck at this TV pitch.

[KillGreys]

I already suggested "Chimps with Knives: Friday Night Fights" in another thread.

I am sure Opie and Anthony can find some interesting commentary on the fighting and pre-fight!

[doc]

How about "What Did She Drink", where women come on the show, piss in a glass & Norton - after tasting - tells them what they have had to drink?

*car crash*

OK, what about a cross between "The View" and the Holocaust where mouthy holes are gassed and they call it, "O & A Presents: Wasn't It About Time Someone Did This?"

*yeah, that kind of sucks too*

What about a Political talk show where guests come on and if they something, they are given 1000 volts of electricity to their genitals. They call it, "Just Shut Up Already You Political Jizz Bag"

[greensnacks]

An updated Mystery Science Theater show would rock. Their silhouettes on the bottom of the screen totally bashing some horrible movie(think, The Village). Weekly tapings would mean a light workload so Jimmy can still do his standup and Ant can devote more time staying at home hiding from germs.

You stole my thoughts, except it was MST3000 vs porno, where Professor Anthony describes in unnessary detail, the acts being performed, Opie goofs as Norton greedily rubs his hands together saying "Nice!".

Or

4 seasons of "Who wants to be a shock jock?" by Golden Ticket Productions.

[lucky]

Ugh

[Flash Virus]

howcome no one is talking about this. I heard 202 will be on Direct TV

[SyKoPaThChiK]

uhMmm im not sure this tv thing is going to fly very well .
But i have faith in there judgement there STinky cam back in the day was the SHIT. ya saw everythng goin on and down boring or not was better that phucking tv .Holy crap they couldnt re load that cam fast enouff. I think opies idea of the cams in there studio is a much better idea . i ALSO DEMAND they go back on afternoon Drive . fookin morning shit !WHo the Fook is a morning person !

[Shaggz]

An updated Mystery Science Theater show would rock. Their silhouettes on the bottom of the screen totally bashing some horrible movie(think, The Village). Weekly tapings would mean a light workload so Jimmy can still do his standup and Ant can devote more time staying at home hiding from germs.
That sounds perfect! MST3K was one of my favorite shows growing up, if I had the cash, Id buy every single season on DVD.
But that would certainly be an awesome show....

[BOUGHTONII]

how about "o and a party rock variety hour", with special guest star's lil jimmy norton, bill burr, and introducing midget fingers rich vos and appearing as crusty the clown...stalker patty.

[PestCoast]

They mentioned that some TV show should do a reality show documenting all the failed pitches for new shows, the boys should do a mini-series documenting shows pitching themselves for Golden Tickets. Opie wouldn't be anywhere near as nice as the chick from A&E so there would be lots of crushed hearts and broken dreams to laugh at.

Here's the side of the bus...
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Slightly off topic, but... if Opie doesn't hesitate to throw poker chips in the face of the 1-man Star Wars show, why doesn't he just tell this wacky producer just how much he stinks? The guys sounds fucking terrible, I don't know how Opie keeps it so civil with him. Plus I would think there's a chance of damage to their TV-cred. If they're known as guys who get dragged in by shitty production companies without shows, what's to stop that reputation from fucking them over if anyone ever came up with a show that "gets it"?

[patbattlefield]

howcome no one is talking about this. I heard 202 will be on Direct TV

Yeah they mentioned that today on the show with E-lo. It would be cool if you could tivo the show.

[Shaggz]

Fuck Direct TV, what about us few who are still stuck with cable?
Damn you E Lo!

[jhaxsterbator]

They could do a wacky segment show. Maybe Big A teaching speech class? Stalker Patty giving makeovers? Jim Norton teaches geeks how to pick up girls? And a Doctor Phil type segment with Master Po helping people get in touch with their inner feelings.

[JonBenetRamsey]

i think jimmy norton should teach sex ed to 3rd graders. i'd watch with a bottle of lotion very near by.

[oandapretorian]

I like the idea of the mystery science theatre show. Except without the gay side plot.

[MadMatt]

Yeah they mentioned that today on the show with E-lo. It would be cool if you could tivo the show.

Just so y'all are aware, it is just going to be audio, not video. If you are aware of the all-music channels on comcast digital cable, the direct tv thing is basically the same. You can probably Tivo it for the audio, but the pictures will probably just be lame stills.

[Shadow812]

I got a great idea a disaster hits a town every week and O an A take a kah-yak through the walls to rescue the people and there kah-yak is made of ping-pong balls and chicklets.

[danny666]

I had Dish Network and never bothered to listen to the Sirius stations. All music services are the same. There were some music stations provided by Dish, Music Choice, Sirius, etc.
But the DirectTV deal is big because the are actually going to have some unique content other than music. And that's O and A!! So I think pests are going to have to mention XM channel 202 and whatever DirectTV channel the bboys end up with. And it will be now a little more easier to spread the virus.

This has to be pissing off Hoo Hoo. XM is a little bit free and easy with giving away O and A content. But Sirius has to be very protective of their half billion dollar Hoo Hoo content. They need every single possible Stern fan to sign up to Sirius and pay 13 dollars a month for five years to make a profit on Stern. They just can't put Hoo Hoo on Dish Network and have people who already have Dish Network listen to him for free.

The bbboys will be availabe in 20 million homes in January 2006 and Stern will only be available in less than 3 million.

[older gentleman]

Pitch:

A reality styled show based on picking up women.

Ask Earl about his idol.

Strategies.

Linguistic Manipulation.

WoW to the next level.

meets.. jackass.. .... of course.


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But honestly..yeah.... if done right...hit show.

[sbrown138]

How about a show called 'Bitch Slap' three couples come in and the guys plead there case to the bbbboys and lil jimmy...The most annoying hole has to fight or box her man at the end of the show. Ferall could do the play by play of the fight.

[danny666]

Pitch:
Opie and Anthony: Unleashed

Bus advertisement:
If they don't fired by us they aren't doing their jobs


Obviously the XM Opie and Anthony are no longer able to leave the studio and are kind of holding back a little. They have to be protective of their radio jobs. But what if they're given a TV show they don't care if they're fired from and are allowed to leave the studio.

Basically they can do their outdoor bits from the pre XM days. And of course new bits. Opie persona is the uncaring asshole that loves to make people cry, like telling children there is no Santa Claus, removing Patty's wig, throwing or destroying gifts in front of the gifters eyes. And he's the host. Anthony is funny and can do many voices.

So a bit Opie can do is that he once mentioned is going up to fat women eating at a restaurant and saying to them 'and you wonder why you're fat?' Anthony can do his Tony Danza audience line up bit on video with Opie working the line. Stuff like that.

And then you have their other bits that can be made for TV. Like Homeless shopping spree. 55 drum challenge. Clam chowder eating contests, try to make someone eat their own puke again.

I'm sure they can get six episodes out of their old bits.

[DIRTY_RALPH]

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[dru schwoogie]

How about a Blind Date type show where they send people out with either Patty, Big A, or Lady Die? Who's gonna get Patty in the hot tub first?

No?
OK, how about Win E-Rock's Money? They could dress him up just like Ben Stein.

No?
OK, how about Last Unfunny Guy Standing. They put a few dozen hacks in a house, and we wait and see if Vos, Bob Kelly, or Pablo Francisco win it.

No?
OK, how about a show called The Amazing Race. Have white people get in front of the camera, and talk shit about minorities for an hour. (Hoo Hoo, I'm ripping off Carlos Mencia.)

[pbapro2b]

I can hear the pitch meeting now...

Ok, there is a radio DJ working a failing station at 3AM. The HVAC guy is working outside the studio, and is doing impressions of Tony Danza, Howerd Stern and Celion Dion. They move in together with their lil friend who has AIDS. Its an Odd couple meets WKRP in Cinncinati meets Life goes On.

NBC can put it on their Same old shit Sunday lineup.