SOS
04-27-2002, 09:36 PM
3:00
Opie starts off the show saying that he did not go to work yesterday because of a dentist appointment that was the same time of a home playoff Islanders game.
O&A got their ratings today from Boston and want to explain why they hate WAAF. They explain how Brother Joe, who is in the band Rogut with Anthony, helped submit "They're Gonna Electric Shock OJ." waiting and banging on a door to WBAB to get Opie to take it personally to listen to. And that helped Anthony meet Opie. They then left to go to WAAF in Boston. Opie stayed with Anthony’s ex-mother-in-law for 18 months. She had many things that Opie broke and when the divorce was happening, she ripped the old “Demented World” Poster in half so she could only see Opie. Opie tells of how they made it in Boston transforming WAAF from a Rochester to a Boston radio station. The talk about how WOW started in Boston. Then they discuss how Opie cam up with the idea of the April Fool’s Day prank were they pretended that the mayor was dead in Florida. They then go into their firing and blame Dave Dickless for being such a pussy. They also are angry at Rocko for just taking their spot without any mention. They then talk a little of how they got to WNEW and how they made it big there and now are syndicated back to Boston. They are syndicated back to Boston and go about destroying what they built. They dis Rocko and the staff for doing what Dave "Dickless" Douglass tells them to do. Anthony says the revenge is sweeter after all these years to see such bad ratings out of WAAF after their return to Boston. WAAF, as a station, has a 2 share.
Opie said that Dave “Ignored it like a cancerous tumor.” And “If he fights now, he looks stupid.” And he “Does not know how to program against a station like this.” “Does not have any balls.” “Fight back you phonies”
Anthony says that they gave them warning. “Unless you fight back, you will loose.” “They did nothing and listened to Dave Dickless.” “Bye bye..”
Play drum roll before they announce the ratings
Anthony: “How are they doing?”
Opie: “They stink!”
Opie: “They had the worst ratings in the last 10 years” because that is how far back the ratings were recorded.
Opie thanks the O&A army for ruining WAAF.
They consider it an “abomination of a ratings book” and “Very low numbers.”
“Worst ratings ever.”
Less than 2% are listening to WAAF.
Anthony once again says “Bye Bye” to WAAF.
They have beaten WAAF and comment: “It is no longer a fight.”
“Dave will be shown a door.”
Anthony says in a spiteful way: “Rocko is in deep trouble” and “Back to Nebraska to Dave.”
O&A say that they are “Doing great in even the demos that they don’t care about.”
To show their thanks in helping to ruin WAAF, O&A say that they “Will be doing something at Sam Adam’s Brewery.”
Anthony says it is “A Dish best served cold.”
Anthony says that Cleveland people have nothing other than listen to O&A since they have enormous numbers there.
Norton plugs his gig on May 18 in Rochester.
4:45
O&A come back and say that they are #1 in all demos. Opie said, “We just destroyed Philly.”
Anthony says that “If this station is all polka(WNEW), we will get higher ratings.”
O&A make fun that people in New York, their home station, because there they have not the high ratings as in some of the syndicated cities. The ratings for Cleveland are ridiculous. 25 share. Anthony says that, “Basically people in Philly would later listen to O&A then get laid.” O&A say that they “Do the show for men 18-49.” Opie says their contract is “200 pages of horse ass. Promise things that don’t happen.”
Washington D.C. is a very tricky situation. O&A talk about how D&M’s ratings were ridiculously good and now are mediocre. They got a face full of S for taking their spot.. “They erased all of those ratings” that Don and Mike had. Ken Stevens said, “He has never seen a bigger ratings disaster in his career.” They are proud to announce they are #1 in males:18-49. Anthony comments that the months directly after the switch: “ It was such a disaster.”
Opie says “Thank you New York” and then laughs.
They talk about how Comedy Central described “Crinkle Crinkle” where a guy stands in a grocery bag in a stall while another sits on the toilet and they do things together.
They recall that George Michaels said “I like Apples and Oranges.”
Norton does not like South Park. Thinks it is unoriginal.
He cannot do the prosthetic line on his TV appearance because it might offend people with prosthetics
They talk about a radio station show that called a girl, who was on Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire: “a chicken butt and local loser.” And she sued them.
“Flies on people are always funny.”
They will be broadcasting ont the 10th in DC. They will show their faces to their DC fans.
Opera Mary is doing a WOW sticker stop in New Jersey, North bound on Route 17 at the Paramus Auto Mall. They had forgotten to mention it at the beginning of the show.
“Rocko” calls in. He is crying. He says that the Jamaican trip is a trip to Dave Dickless’ office. He says Matty has a chicken radio and “It is edgy radio.”
Norton is endorsing cloning. Anthony asks how to make them second-class citizens; Norton says that you can go down south. “Make clones that don’t testify.”
They then talk about ugly siblings of famous stars like Patrick Sawzy and Tom Hanks. and Clint Howard.
5:38
Opie and Anthony talk about how it is the beginning of the WOW season and how there is a difference between a stick in the mud and a C
They talk about how some guys are controlled by their wives.
They talk about cheating. Anthony says that he has cheated and had pretended that the car was broken down and had covered up the scent with oil.
Opie tells of how a girlfriend caught him with one brown pubic hair she found on the bed. She was completely blonde and so is Opie. Rick nods that it was a good ploy to accuse her of the cheating. Opie says that he wants to have a threesome. They talk about Opie’s first girl who had weird birth defect that gave her hair on the back from back to bottom.
They plug Dice’s gig at 04/25/02 Westbury Music Fair Westbury, NY $43.00
Dice says that he forgot he asked Vos to help him and instead was helped by Jim Norton.
Anthony asks what happened to Club Soda Kenny and he says he was very sick.
Club Soda Kenny says, “His smile is as beautiful as the sunrise.”
Club Soda Kenny says, “His arches are as strong as the Verizono Bridge.”
He would do anything that Dice wanted him to do.
They talk about Clockstoppers is a bad movie.
Talk about One night at Mcools and [/I]Brain Smasher.[/I]
Dice says all the movies stink.
Dice says to advertise the movie as stinking, and it will be the biggest hit of the year.
Dice calls Vos: “King of The View.” ”It was horrible.”
Dice admits that he watches {I]The View.[/I] He then makes fun of Sex and the City.
“No boobs and bumper.”
Frenchy calls up and says that Norton is the man of the show and impersonates Dice. Dice doesn’t know what to say. Club Soda Kenny screams back at Frenchy and calls him a faggot. “SHUT UP YOU FAGGOT!!” Club Soda Kenny said Frenchy went his pants. French Dice.
They talk how Dice and Club Soda Kenny are “Compatriots.”
6:55
Opie leaves for the Flyers game. Anthony is left with Dice and they talk about Mckully Caclun’s brother. Dice keeps on getting him confused with the guy in “Back to the Future” and “Twister”.
Opie starts off the show saying that he did not go to work yesterday because of a dentist appointment that was the same time of a home playoff Islanders game.
O&A got their ratings today from Boston and want to explain why they hate WAAF. They explain how Brother Joe, who is in the band Rogut with Anthony, helped submit "They're Gonna Electric Shock OJ." waiting and banging on a door to WBAB to get Opie to take it personally to listen to. And that helped Anthony meet Opie. They then left to go to WAAF in Boston. Opie stayed with Anthony’s ex-mother-in-law for 18 months. She had many things that Opie broke and when the divorce was happening, she ripped the old “Demented World” Poster in half so she could only see Opie. Opie tells of how they made it in Boston transforming WAAF from a Rochester to a Boston radio station. The talk about how WOW started in Boston. Then they discuss how Opie cam up with the idea of the April Fool’s Day prank were they pretended that the mayor was dead in Florida. They then go into their firing and blame Dave Dickless for being such a pussy. They also are angry at Rocko for just taking their spot without any mention. They then talk a little of how they got to WNEW and how they made it big there and now are syndicated back to Boston. They are syndicated back to Boston and go about destroying what they built. They dis Rocko and the staff for doing what Dave "Dickless" Douglass tells them to do. Anthony says the revenge is sweeter after all these years to see such bad ratings out of WAAF after their return to Boston. WAAF, as a station, has a 2 share.
Opie said that Dave “Ignored it like a cancerous tumor.” And “If he fights now, he looks stupid.” And he “Does not know how to program against a station like this.” “Does not have any balls.” “Fight back you phonies”
Anthony says that they gave them warning. “Unless you fight back, you will loose.” “They did nothing and listened to Dave Dickless.” “Bye bye..”
Play drum roll before they announce the ratings
Anthony: “How are they doing?”
Opie: “They stink!”
Opie: “They had the worst ratings in the last 10 years” because that is how far back the ratings were recorded.
Opie thanks the O&A army for ruining WAAF.
They consider it an “abomination of a ratings book” and “Very low numbers.”
“Worst ratings ever.”
Less than 2% are listening to WAAF.
Anthony once again says “Bye Bye” to WAAF.
They have beaten WAAF and comment: “It is no longer a fight.”
“Dave will be shown a door.”
Anthony says in a spiteful way: “Rocko is in deep trouble” and “Back to Nebraska to Dave.”
O&A say that they are “Doing great in even the demos that they don’t care about.”
To show their thanks in helping to ruin WAAF, O&A say that they “Will be doing something at Sam Adam’s Brewery.”
Anthony says it is “A Dish best served cold.”
Anthony says that Cleveland people have nothing other than listen to O&A since they have enormous numbers there.
Norton plugs his gig on May 18 in Rochester.
4:45
O&A come back and say that they are #1 in all demos. Opie said, “We just destroyed Philly.”
Anthony says that “If this station is all polka(WNEW), we will get higher ratings.”
O&A make fun that people in New York, their home station, because there they have not the high ratings as in some of the syndicated cities. The ratings for Cleveland are ridiculous. 25 share. Anthony says that, “Basically people in Philly would later listen to O&A then get laid.” O&A say that they “Do the show for men 18-49.” Opie says their contract is “200 pages of horse ass. Promise things that don’t happen.”
Washington D.C. is a very tricky situation. O&A talk about how D&M’s ratings were ridiculously good and now are mediocre. They got a face full of S for taking their spot.. “They erased all of those ratings” that Don and Mike had. Ken Stevens said, “He has never seen a bigger ratings disaster in his career.” They are proud to announce they are #1 in males:18-49. Anthony comments that the months directly after the switch: “ It was such a disaster.”
Opie says “Thank you New York” and then laughs.
They talk about how Comedy Central described “Crinkle Crinkle” where a guy stands in a grocery bag in a stall while another sits on the toilet and they do things together.
They recall that George Michaels said “I like Apples and Oranges.”
Norton does not like South Park. Thinks it is unoriginal.
He cannot do the prosthetic line on his TV appearance because it might offend people with prosthetics
They talk about a radio station show that called a girl, who was on Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire: “a chicken butt and local loser.” And she sued them.
“Flies on people are always funny.”
They will be broadcasting ont the 10th in DC. They will show their faces to their DC fans.
Opera Mary is doing a WOW sticker stop in New Jersey, North bound on Route 17 at the Paramus Auto Mall. They had forgotten to mention it at the beginning of the show.
“Rocko” calls in. He is crying. He says that the Jamaican trip is a trip to Dave Dickless’ office. He says Matty has a chicken radio and “It is edgy radio.”
Norton is endorsing cloning. Anthony asks how to make them second-class citizens; Norton says that you can go down south. “Make clones that don’t testify.”
They then talk about ugly siblings of famous stars like Patrick Sawzy and Tom Hanks. and Clint Howard.
5:38
Opie and Anthony talk about how it is the beginning of the WOW season and how there is a difference between a stick in the mud and a C
They talk about how some guys are controlled by their wives.
They talk about cheating. Anthony says that he has cheated and had pretended that the car was broken down and had covered up the scent with oil.
Opie tells of how a girlfriend caught him with one brown pubic hair she found on the bed. She was completely blonde and so is Opie. Rick nods that it was a good ploy to accuse her of the cheating. Opie says that he wants to have a threesome. They talk about Opie’s first girl who had weird birth defect that gave her hair on the back from back to bottom.
They plug Dice’s gig at 04/25/02 Westbury Music Fair Westbury, NY $43.00
Dice says that he forgot he asked Vos to help him and instead was helped by Jim Norton.
Anthony asks what happened to Club Soda Kenny and he says he was very sick.
Club Soda Kenny says, “His smile is as beautiful as the sunrise.”
Club Soda Kenny says, “His arches are as strong as the Verizono Bridge.”
He would do anything that Dice wanted him to do.
They talk about Clockstoppers is a bad movie.
Talk about One night at Mcools and [/I]Brain Smasher.[/I]
Dice says all the movies stink.
Dice says to advertise the movie as stinking, and it will be the biggest hit of the year.
Dice calls Vos: “King of The View.” ”It was horrible.”
Dice admits that he watches {I]The View.[/I] He then makes fun of Sex and the City.
“No boobs and bumper.”
Frenchy calls up and says that Norton is the man of the show and impersonates Dice. Dice doesn’t know what to say. Club Soda Kenny screams back at Frenchy and calls him a faggot. “SHUT UP YOU FAGGOT!!” Club Soda Kenny said Frenchy went his pants. French Dice.
They talk how Dice and Club Soda Kenny are “Compatriots.”
6:55
Opie leaves for the Flyers game. Anthony is left with Dice and they talk about Mckully Caclun’s brother. Dice keeps on getting him confused with the guy in “Back to the Future” and “Twister”.