end of another great bit

[turdfrgsn]

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm
TUBBY TARA IN FLIP-OUT MODE

TARA Reid is bordering on a breakdown now that her E! show, "Taradise," has been officially canceled and other offers of work have dried up, her friends say.

The "American Pie" star — who has fired her publicist and moved back to New York — had a "complete meltdown" Wednesday during a rambling interview for Chaunce Hayden's Steppin' Out magazine, Hayden tells PAGE SIX.

Reid's voice cracked, and she sounded on edge as she told Hayden:

"How many more years are [the media] going to pick on me? There's other new young bad girls. Move on to someone else! . . . I need one more great movie role so they say, 'Wow, she can act! She's a great actress.' Then I think they'll leave me alone . . . If I'm going to try and do something, it has to happen this year. I'm not stupid."

Reid was recently photographed being helped out of a club as her denim skirt rode up, revealing a sadly out-of-shape derriere. Hollywood insiders say she has gained at least 15 pounds and will have to undertake a fitness regimen before she gets parts.

But Reid blames the media.

"People think [I am just a party girl], and it's bull[bleep]," she ranted to Hayden. "I wish they would just tell the truth. I'm not a drunk . . . I don't have a drinking problem. I don't have a drug problem, for sure.

"Listen, if I could get good movies, you would never see me going out. But when there's nothing to do, what am I supposed to do, just sit in my house and go crazy? But going out is not all I do.

"I'm just fed up. I just want a chance again. I want to show that I am an actress . . . I just wish a director would believe in me.

"The gossip reporters know the truth. They know they could write good things about me. They could write I'm a good person who is cleaning up her act. I am getting older, and I want different things in my life. I want to get married and have kids.

"I've had a million publicists, and they've done nothing for me . . . Publicists are supposed to fight for me and believe in me, and they don't do that. They don't!

"I thought 'Taradise' was going to help me . . . I wanted to show the whole world the truth — I'm fun . . . But do I think it was cut like that? No. It could have been a better show . . . I didn't want to look like a total party-girl drug retard. I think the shots they show aren't fair."

**mods: i figured it was show related enough to put here

[Chester'sLiver]

Damn that sucks, Taradise was quickly becoming my favorite bit....

[ORGAZMOE]

. . . I need one more great movie role so they say, 'Wow, she can act! She's a great actress.' Then I think they'll leave me alone . . . ONE MORE?? Try starting with one MEDIOCRE role. Fucking dillusional.

[ChimneyFish]

"I need one more one more great movie role, so they say, "Wow,she can act! She's a great actress."
Question.......Has she already had a great movie role? Cause I don't remember that.

[JSHAW]

So now she's ready to be drawn into and spit out by the Porn industry.
:icon_lol:

[turdfrgsn]

take it w/a grain of salt--and i freely admit i may have jumped the gun posting it, but the only source of that entire piece is chaunce hayden aka greg's best friend.........

[ChimneyFish]

take it w/a grain of salt--and i freely admit i may have jumped the gun posting it, but the only source of that entire piece is chaunce hayden aka greg's best friend.........


Good point, sir, good point.
I can't stand that piece if shit.

[HummerTuesdays]

She's moving back to NYC. Ben or the guest booker needs to get on that! I'd love to hear her break down live on the air.

[tar_baby]

her voice cracked?

isnt that the norm though?

[Precision]

Reid's voice cracked...

Well...no shit.

[NightStalker3]

She's moving back to NYC. Ben or the guest booker needs to get on that! I'd love to hear her break down live on the air.

Maybe she would be up for a game of Wiffle Bat Insertion.

[Jonkeu]

Anyone got a pic?

[turdfrgsn]

She's moving back to NYC. Ben or the guest booker needs to get on that! I'd love to hear her break down live on the air.

i would personally pay good money to hear her, steve-o and ferrell all in studio together
maybe ben could entice them all to come in with that killer beantown coke he scores from tom brady..........

[krg]

http://www.yeeeah.com/photos/uncategorized/ohtara0729_4.jpg

http://www.yeeeah.com/photos/uncategorized/360_xruol3r241.jpg

Credit links:
http://www.yeeeah.com/weblog/2005/07/caption_this_mo.html
http://www.yeeeah.com/weblog/2005/09/tara_reids_hoot.html

[Tommy Ceez]

The article and the boys mentiones a bad ass shot....that pic above cant be it.

BTW, her fake tits look great in that blue shirt!

[krg]

sorry, forgot that one:
http://www.yeeeah.com/photos/uncategorized/reid0728.jpg
from:
http://www.yeeeah.com/weblog/2005/07/tara_reid_is_a_.html

[Kool Aid]

<-----------still Loves Tara...

[turdfrgsn]

sorry, forgot that one:
http://www.yeeeah.com/photos/uncategorized/reid0728.jpg
from:


bingo, dat be da one

[Chester'sLiver]

<-----------still Loves Tara...
I wouldn't say love, but Id still bang her. And BTW I am glad Cameras don't follow me around drinking because I have looked like a complete mess more then once.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

the Taradise bits may be over, but if they can get her in studio, i have four words you:

"Make Tara Reid Cry"

tell me that wouldn't be cringe radio at its finest. :icon_mrgr

[Arch Stanton]

[QUOTE=turdfrgsn]bingo, dat be da one[/QUOTE
Holy S, and she is bent over a little bit, imagine, ah just don't, it's bad the way it is.

[Arch Stanton]

ONE MORE?? Try starting with one MEDIOCRE role. Fucking dillusional.
NIce job on the sig pic O.

[FreeTheCricket]

I would still bang Tara until she bleeds. She may be a drunken mess, but she does have a fantastic body, even if her ass looks weird in that pic. Just get her all hopped up on whatever drugs you have lying around, put it in her ass, and blow it all over those fake tits. Ahhh.... fun times.

The Boys MUST get her in the studio. That would be the show that makes them bigger than Stern.

[ORGAZMOE]

NIce job on the sig pic O.Thanks, Mahhhn. :action-sm

[badcellphoneguy]

So now she's ready to be drawn into and spit out by the Porn industry.
:icon_lol:


oh yes bring on the sex tape. any takers on tara reid???? :rolleyes:

later

[lawjockey]

What I wouldn't have given for someone to have had a tape player at that interview. That would have been the audio of the year, with her deep, scratchy voice as she she was saying "I wanted to show the world the truth" between sobs. Would have been priceless

[IamAWOWgurl]

ugh shes so fat and horrible.

[Etherfiend]

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005466.html

yick

(this website bitched out. used to not be edited...i'm lazy, i'm sure there's other sites with better pics, but this one will do i guess)

for some fucked up reason, Brighthouse (cable around here) doesn't have E!
there were two episodes on last night and i couldnt watch em....

[CrustyJizzRag]

ugh shes so fat and horrible.
Horrible yes,but fat? :icon_conf

[ORGAZMOE]

What I wouldn't have given for someone to have had a tape player at that interview. That would have been the audio of the year, with her deep, scratchy voice as she she was saying "I wanted to show the world the truth" between sobs. Would have been pricelessThere's gotta be a tape somewhere - if she was getting interviewed, most (if not ALL) reporters are going to be recording it to make sure they get exact quotes. Now whether or not this guy releases the tape is another story...

[Kool Aid]

I have a question more for the ladies about those photos of her, the one of her panties is the same time as the one of her butt, but it seems like those panties are not a thong, but are either granny panties or something that I have never even seen before. I guess from that shot it is somewhat hard to tell but if they are not a thong then that means that she is a really big whore and at some point took off her undergarments or the photos are not real. Maybe I am looking into this to much because it is crushing my 'lil heart...

[turdfrgsn]

I am looking into this to much because it is crushing my 'lil heart

there there, son
don't take it so hard
there's always britney's lil' sister jamie lynn......

[MAVRIC305]

Thank you Jesus Christ!

As much as I love the banter that follows, I fucking hate Tara Reid. She is the most annoying cunt on this planet. She is worse than Anna Nicole Smith. She needs to go to porn where she will find cock in her mouth is alot better than shit coming out of her mouth.

[cosmic cow]

I have a question more for the ladies about those photos of her, the one of her panties is the same time as the one of her butt, but it seems like those panties are not a thong, but are either granny panties or something that I have never even seen before. I guess from that shot it is somewhat hard to tell but if they are not a thong then that means that she is a really big whore and at some point took off her undergarments or the photos are not real. Maybe I am looking into this to much because it is crushing my 'lil heart...


I agree, I see granny panties in the one pic and nothing in the other. Sounds like an X-file.

I would love to fuck this drunk slob, she's a go'er!! I bet she gives great helmet. :icon_bigg

[Sprite]

you can't tell me this idiot thinks she'll get any serious offers after this show??? holy SHIT.

[Ren5150]

I dont care whats wrong with her, I'd happily nibble on her snatch while the red river flows. She's just the kind of chick that would let you pound her asshole and then slam it in her mouth for the pop off. Thats a good woman.

[dru schwoogie]

If Tara is un-employed now, the boys should scoop her up to be the news hole they've been searching for. That could make for some good radio.

How good would a Point / Counter-Point segment be with Tara and Francine?

[turdfrgsn]

If Tara is un-employed now, the boys should scoop her up to be the news hole they've been searching for. That could make for some good radio.

How good would a Point / Counter-Point segment be with Tara and Francine?

tara & francine mud-wrestling would be a great opener to the main event: rogan v. po cage match...............

[HummerTuesdays]

If Tara is un-employed now, the boys should scoop her up to be the news hole they've been searching for. That could make for some good radio.

How good would a Point / Counter-Point segment be with Tara and Francine?

No permanant HOLES on the show. Period.

[DonkeySausage]

I'd still do Tara.... and then send her a "Thanks for the Anal" greeting card...

[OnePremier]

I went to school with her sister at LMU... let's just say that "fat cunt-ness" must be hereditary.

[dru schwoogie]

No permanant HOLES on the show. Period.

I agree, but have you seen her resume? Hiring her in no way implies anything permanent. :icon_bigg

[cosmic cow]

What happened to her granny panty's that she was wearing??

I'd like to give her an Angry Dragon!!

I bet she takes it in Das Doopier!!

[jpc165]

that twat is a mess without the makeup and correct camera angles. and whats up with the ten minute recap at the end of the show showing that exact same clip? they showed earlier in the show?

[Mahoney]

I love taking down a pompous putz, but not piling on an undeniable mess. Addictions suck, and I kinda feel bad for her to be honest. I'd rather see people take down self-righteous phonies than the typical flawed F-'s that remind me of everyone else sitting at the bar. She's humble - free pass from me.

[Joe Orthex]

I'd still do Tara.... and then send her a "Thanks for the Anal" greeting card...

I'd like to be there just to watch. :angel: