MAVRIC305
05-07-2002, 02:07 AM
The boys started the show off with a high speed police pursuit in progress, live from Los Angeles. The chase was about an hour long, and the boys were just hoping to announce that the guys car flipped over 18 times and he died a fiery death. But, as always the ending was about as exciting as two ants fucking. The fox reporter even stated that if the standoff got out of hand they would cut if off. It was a huge waste of time and the boys were pissed.
The boys later had Stalker Patty in the studio. She had written a letter to O & A explaining her situation on the "Money snatch" contest. The letter told how she was being threatened by her shoeboxlord, that she would be kicked out of her shoe box if she decided to take part in the contest. These hypocrite bitches who rent out a tiny room to Stalker Patty for $25 a week, have the balls to try to tell her what she can, and can't do with her private life. So, the boys took it upon themselves to call these cunt's up. It was a cluster fuck from then on, they had Keith the cop trying to explain to this Beast on the phone, that if she put all of Patty's belongings out in front of the house, that she would be arrested if she didn't put everything back into the house. It's illegal to kick somebody out of a house, after they have established residency, and in Patty's case, she was there for over 4 months, so residency had been established. This hole with larynx would not shut her face, yapping about lawyers and other nonsense. This infuriated O & A, especially Opie who started asking her how her "Watermelon headed son" was, leading to me cringing like I just got kicked in the balls. It went on and on, and they decided to end it.
Later, the boys thought of another way for Patty to win some money on the show. Instead of doing the "Money snatch" contest, they thought of something else. So, after taking phone call after phone call from friends of the show, such as: Norris, Vos, Uncle John, and in studio help from Norton, Devin (Buzz), Stinky, Rick, and O & A themselves. The boys raised over $900 for Patty. Of course, she would have to do something to get this cash. The boys had been casually complimenting Patty on her hair all day, and then they dropped the bombshell, telling her she would have to shave her slow growing hair off of her head again! Stalker Patty was in shock, as the boys began a 10 second countdown. It stopped at 5 as Stalker Patty couldn't resist all that cash.
They wanted to get it done today, but they ran out of time. So, be listening tomorrow for Stalker Patty getting her head shaved, and having that stupid bitch landlord of hers on the line to hear it!
That's all I got for today people. Peace!
The boys later had Stalker Patty in the studio. She had written a letter to O & A explaining her situation on the "Money snatch" contest. The letter told how she was being threatened by her shoeboxlord, that she would be kicked out of her shoe box if she decided to take part in the contest. These hypocrite bitches who rent out a tiny room to Stalker Patty for $25 a week, have the balls to try to tell her what she can, and can't do with her private life. So, the boys took it upon themselves to call these cunt's up. It was a cluster fuck from then on, they had Keith the cop trying to explain to this Beast on the phone, that if she put all of Patty's belongings out in front of the house, that she would be arrested if she didn't put everything back into the house. It's illegal to kick somebody out of a house, after they have established residency, and in Patty's case, she was there for over 4 months, so residency had been established. This hole with larynx would not shut her face, yapping about lawyers and other nonsense. This infuriated O & A, especially Opie who started asking her how her "Watermelon headed son" was, leading to me cringing like I just got kicked in the balls. It went on and on, and they decided to end it.
Later, the boys thought of another way for Patty to win some money on the show. Instead of doing the "Money snatch" contest, they thought of something else. So, after taking phone call after phone call from friends of the show, such as: Norris, Vos, Uncle John, and in studio help from Norton, Devin (Buzz), Stinky, Rick, and O & A themselves. The boys raised over $900 for Patty. Of course, she would have to do something to get this cash. The boys had been casually complimenting Patty on her hair all day, and then they dropped the bombshell, telling her she would have to shave her slow growing hair off of her head again! Stalker Patty was in shock, as the boys began a 10 second countdown. It stopped at 5 as Stalker Patty couldn't resist all that cash.
They wanted to get it done today, but they ran out of time. So, be listening tomorrow for Stalker Patty getting her head shaved, and having that stupid bitch landlord of hers on the line to hear it!
That's all I got for today people. Peace!