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FreeTheCricket
11-14-2005, 03:44 AM
So.. I saw this in another thread, and I think it is just too good to let it go by the wayside. I must give credit to the wackbagger who found it -
I used this translator.... http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

Here's what I wrote off the top of my head, trying to use big words, and what it spit out:

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Take the time to remember all that is good in the world. Do not get too worried with semantics, as they will only lead you astray of your ultimate goal, and that goal is pure happiness. Such a goal can be obtained by following your heart and not forgetting your mind. Sample the good things in life, and become one with your soul.

When in Rome, do as da Romans do. Take da tyme ta remember all dat iz pimp-tight in da world. Do not git too trippin' wiff semantics, as dey will only lead ya astray o' yo' ultimate goal, an' dat goal iz pure happiness. Such uh goal can be obtained by following yo' heart an' not forgetting yo' mind. Sample da pimp-tight things in life, an' become one wiff yo' soul. you know das right!

CrazyMrPoopSex
11-14-2005, 05:25 AM
i want to molest your grandmother with a banana

ah wants ta molest yo' grandmother wiff uh banana an don't make me pull mah gat!


uugh! not funny

BCH
11-14-2005, 08:30 AM
So.. I saw this in another thread, and I think it is just too good to let it go by the wayside. I must give credit to the wackbagger who found it -

Here's what I wrote off the top of my head, trying to use big words, and what it spit out:

Ok I just got your Sig. As in "Not For Golfers" right?

Glenn Dandy
11-14-2005, 09:40 AM
Birthday = slap my fro!

Hello, beautiful young lady. = Hello, fine young beotch.peep this shit

I'm sorry white man for all the trouble i have caused over the years. I do indeed apologize. = I'm sorry whitey nig fo' all da static ah gots caused over da years. I do indeed apologize Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

It would be funnier if the entire country didnt talk this way now i guess,Pathetic.

JavaLogBoy
11-14-2005, 01:48 PM
hey there is a site that's even better Gizoogle (http://gizoogle.com/)

Myhairygrundle
11-14-2005, 03:52 PM
I would like to order a bucket of chicken necks, slice of watermelon, and a grape Shasta.

I Wants ta order uh bucket o' chickn n` corn bread necks, slice o' watermelon, an' uh grape Shasta. what the fuck sup now?

biscuit_tits
11-14-2005, 06:23 PM
Excuse me sir, which way is north?

Excuse me sir, which way iz north? Ya' dig?



isn't it asposed to be norf?

BCH
11-14-2005, 07:07 PM
I would like to order a bucket of chicken necks, slice of watermelon, and a grape Shasta.

I Wants ta order uh bucket o' chickn n` corn bread necks, slice o' watermelon, an' uh grape Shasta. what the fuck sup now?

I must admit, those corn bread necks are tasty.

Bud8Weiser
11-14-2005, 10:22 PM
:clap: Thats awsome. Great find.

Shaggz
11-16-2005, 12:19 AM
hey there is a site that's even better Gizoogle (http://gizoogle.com/)
when putting www.wackbag.com in, I especially like the "O&A VS Poser Tizzy Radio Hosts" forum.