Drunk Driving Stoopid Shit You Have Done...

[stevethrower]

K this was 20 years ago... and I do not drink and drive now...

But I remember driving up to Sault St. Marie with my buddy in my 84 Escort(ya I know uber kewl car meh) typically 8 hour drive did it in 6 hours with the help of 24 beers... I should add I was young and stupid at the time...

[Mommadeez4u]

16 years old, buddy and I driving my dad's datsun king cab and both of us totally hammered on stroh's. we decide it would be funny to play 'F-16', which meant holding out beer bottles on either side of the truck out the open windows and shooting bottle rockets from them into the rear of cars ahead of us-- our very own Sidewinder launching system. after about 6 launched, each time met with gales of drunken laughter, county cop pulls us over. buddy tosses the remaining 2 dozen bottle rockets out the window during a bried blindspot and we stuff the beers under our seats. Unbelievably, even after the cop saw us shooting fireworks, he let me go with a warning and an order to drive straight home.

[stevethrower]

Oh shit... that reminds me about my first car... 77 mazda glc (ya I know POS) anyway it did have a sun roof... and I do remember my buddy and me doing General Pattons past the whores... ummm he would stand on both front seats (his torso through the sun roof)... and as we drove by a lady of the evening we would salute her... ummm through the sunroof... and yes alcohol was involved...

[Hudson]

On Prom Night took Grandpa's Hearse to the prom and proceeded to dirve it into Lake Winola on a dare

[Glenn Dandy]

Bought a keg an nobody showed up once, Didnt happen very much, so me and three buddies polished off a half keg, I drove em home swiping parked cars, only about 6 blocks. then apparently parked my car against the house on the front lawn in the bushes. with it running, and the radio blasting.

While i was peacefully sleeping in my room. My dad woke me up and said Chris you wanna get your car off the lawn please. My dad was pretty cool.

[Seth]

I can remember driving home from the bar a time or ten and passing out in my front seat with the car running and the heat blasting because I was too hammered to look for parking. With the nice exhaust smell forever apparant in that car, I'm probably lucky I didn't accidentally kill myself.
On the rare ocassion I could find parking, I was always shocked to see how cockeyed the car would be. Sometimes half on the curb, sometimes a good foot and a half from it. Always an adventure.

[stevethrower]

Oh as an aside... they might lower the blood alcohol level in Canada from 0.08 to 0.05 next year...

[Ballbuster1]

I was about 18. I 95 wasn't finished in Philly yet. I was driving back to
NE Philly after spending the night drinking and racing on Front St.
I hit some railroad tracks on Delaware Ave. and lost the left rear tire.
I still drove it home and totally burned the tire off the rim. When I
got up the next morning I could follow the rim scratches in the road
for miles. I was soooooooo fucked up.

[THE FEZ MAN]

i totaled a brand new iszu pick up truck 2 blocks away from my house when i was 19. i was so drunk i didn't even know what happend for a few seconds. i tried to toss the half full bottle of southern confort over the bridge and ended up breaking it in the street. the fucking cops showed up what seemed like seconds after it happend. luckly it was a state trooper that showed up first, then some local police showed up and started a bunch of shit with the trooper, he pulled me aside and told me that i was in big trouble and he would talk to me at the hospital ( i had smashed my head into the rearvew mirror and cut my self perty good) after about 20mins at the hospital my dad and the trooper showed up. the trooper then told me that it was my lucky night and he was just going to right me a ticket for "driving at a unsafe speed", and "too fast for conditons" he let me go on the DUI and the underage, because he saw how up set i was about it and the other cops wanted to be jerk offs too me. Yea for the Pa state police! it cost me 2500$ for what i owed on the truck and i had to pay the ticket + higher insurance for about 5 years. i used to drink and drive all the time after that but i kept a hunk of my wheel as a reminder. now i rarely drink and drive any more and when i do its only from my local hang out to home about 2 miles

ps for BB1 I hit the bridge over chester creek at Mount Rd. coming from Aston!!!! good local reference for ya

[Myhairygrundle]

Several years ago, I went to a "happy hour" that was given by a vendor. Free booze, free food. We closed the place down with red snapper shots. Those are made from Crown Royal, Amaretto, and cranberry. I was so fucked up. I parked my company car in the neighbors driveway across the street cause i was too wasted to make the u turn to go down my side of the street. He knocks on my door the next day and wants me to get my car out of his driveway so he can go to work. The nerve of some people.

[Fruit Monkey]

i dont remember ......... that old gag i was so drunk i dont remember hmmm seems people do remember when they drink............ opie and anthony prolly know sleepy hallow rd out here on li ...... in huntington area near mall etc... any way fucking drunk 16 y/o jerk offs i was great at flying up and down this twisting rd no lights ......... and none on my car .. one drunk night with 2 buddies in the car we where zooming along and seen lights im not out to kill anyone so we slowed down turn the headlights on i guess a little to late.. scared the fuck out of the guy he crashes into a tree

we are now blocked in by his crashed car no place to turn around ... very narrow... after getting him out of the car he was im sorry .u guys ok .. he never hit my CLASSIC 76 CAMARO .
he proceeds to tell us how he was crying and didnt notice us ..yea ok my lights where off u jerk off..... cause he came from out of state to ask his gf to marry him....... she was banging some guy when he surprised her... joke was on him huh ...guy is telling us this story with a lump the size of a golf ball on his face........... ill go to my grave remembering this ...."yea and to top this off thats a rented car" ............. i still piss my self laughing at this dumb fuck

[ChewDown]

I remember leaving the bar... I remember seeing people running off the sidewalk, and I remember waking up in a lawn chair.

[boogie_couch]

i got so fucked up on my 23rd birthday, i hit a stopped car at a redlight. and didn't even realize it.

[Glenn Dandy]

I was about 18. I 95 wasn't finished in Philly yet. I was driving back to
NE Philly after spending the night drinking and racing on Front St.
I hit some railroad tracks on Delaware Ave. and lost the left rear tire.
I still drove it home and totally burned the tire off the rim. When I
got up the next morning I could follow the rim scratches in the road
for miles. I was soooooooo fucked up.
BB I know exactly what tracks you hit!!!!Was near were tony lukes is now but more toward Del ave.??? right???? Them fuckers messed one of my cars up too, THEY WERE BAD!
I use to do the PAckard/Front/ Delaware ave circut, back in the 80's too.
I can still feel the bang hitting those tracks. fuckin philly roads.

Wanna hear a scary front street story? I had a 67 cougar, the power streering was broke, so we use to race back to Jersey from front 100-120 mph. Well i was cruizin at about 110, across the bridge. and everything was cool going home, Next morninng i drove 15 feet and my rag joint broke. And to make it even more scary the 67 ford shock towers you know were busted the car made a dead left if you let go of the wheel.... can you say multiple rollover... SHWEEEW! is all i can say. if that thing broke 1 minute ealier i would be so dead right now.

[JonBenetRamsey]

wow i feel ashamed, my only drunk driving mishap was last friday where i confidently thought the wrong exit was my exit. i feel like a chump now.

[Ren5150]

Left work, had a few drinks, decided to go downtown and have more. Somehow ended up drinking GLASSES of bourbon, not shots. WOke up in my car with vomit all over, decided to drive. 6 miles from Upper Manhattan to the Bronx house. 6 miles. Took me 2 hours. Not sure where I was but when I got out of the car my pants were half off, and my dick was out. Left the car open, lights on and fell up the steps into the house.

Another time...you know how you wake up but dont open your eyes? You are semi-aware? I had this odd sensation of a very cold ass. Opened my eyes to find myself on my parents front steps, covered in vomit and apparently had been sleeping for 4 hours or so. Its was 9:30 on a SUnday morning with the neighbors walking by seeing this mess.

Last was not so long ago. At some fancy shithole downtown, doing shots. Got to my car and then remember nothing. Woke up the next day, thought I had taken a cab until I saw my keys. Went outside to find my car, it was in a neighbors driveway and they left a nasty note. I dont know how I drove, if at all. I think the parking attendant drove me home. I swear to God I havent got a clue how I got there. THe parking job was stellar too.

[Hudson]

Oh as an aside... they might lower the blood alcohol level in Canada from 0.08 to 0.05 next year...
That Sucks! Two beers and you are done!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i once drove stoned from queens to edison, NJ... i think i was going around 25 MPH on the highway... it was a trippy experiance...

[click]

There's a few unfortunately. The worst one I still don't think was totally my fault but I was hammered so... Driving home down the most treacherous road ever, straight down then a 90 degree curve near the end. I was at the curve and heard that awful metal on metal crunch scrape. I was drunk and stupid so I kept on trucking thinking I'll just get home and no one will find me.
I still can't believe I made it home(about 2 miles, not a rural area) with my left tire shredded and both headlights out from the crash. It seems the car I hit was full of girls I know. Bitch was driving her dads big Lincoln at 17 and totally clueless.
So I think I'm home free, just sitting in the kitchen knowing I totally fucked up. I didn't even hear the cops pull in the driveway. Next thing I know they're at the door calling me by name. I knew I was fucked so I was very cordial with the cops. I got a leaving the scene of an accident. I got off lucky really.
Funny the drunk part never came up, nice to be cool with a drunk Jewish chic

[stevethrower]

That Sucks! Two beers and you are done!

Ya pretty much...:icon_evil

I do remember on my drive to Sault St Marie... launching my uber kewl car at like 90 mph over a hill and when it landed saw an OPP Crusier (ummm troopers) but luckly dude was snoozing or seeing my 84 escort airborne might have been a little odd...:)

[Tax Kuntz]

My buddy and I used to get a bottle of Southern Comfort or Vodka, then go mix it with a soda from 7-11 (Big Gulp cups). We'd just drive around and get pissed drunk. One night we drank some more in a bar and decided to go to White Castle in Brooklyn, over the Verrazano Bridge from Staten Island. It was probably around 3-3:30am.
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I woke up at the stoplight just off the bridge exit on 92nd street in Brooklyn. My car was running, my directional was flashing left turn, and the radio was on. The sun was shining in my eyes. IT WAS 8:15 AM.

We went home.

[click]

My buddy and I used to get a bottle of Southern Comfort or Vodka, then go mix it with a soda from 7-11 (Big Gulp cups). We'd just drive around and get pissed drunk. One night we drank some more in a bar and decided to go to White Castle in Brooklyn, over the Verrazano Bridge from Staten Island. It was probably around 3-3:30am.
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I woke up at the stoplight just off the bridge exit on 92nd street in Brooklyn. My car was running, my directional was flashing left turn, and the radio was on. The sun was shining in my eyes. IT WAS 8:15 AM.

We went home.
Ha, nice one. I'm amazed that I'm still alive sometimes

[stevethrower]

Ha, nice one. I'm amazed that I'm still alive sometimes

Hello exactly... I should be dead several times over for the stupid shit I did as a kid...

[dirtyboy]

I grew up about 20 miles outside of Portland, Oregon, which is pretty much the middle of nowhere. I was drinking and driving before I was 15; there was simply nothing else to do. My friends and I would get beer from either shouldertapping, fake ID’s or having a relative buy it for us and we would cruise around the back roads drinking beers.

As a matter of fact I took my drivers test after having a couple of beers. It helped me relax and not be nervous. I completely understand what Anthony was saying earlier in the week with a drunk drivers license.

I have two getting pulled over stories but I’m too lazy to type them out now. Hopefully I’ll remember this thread and post them soon.