Teen has sex with Mannequin

[tar_baby]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html?f=rss

Teen's Mannequin Love-In
Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1354216.jpg

Can ya blame him?

[sclone]

Registered sex offender? Not the same thing, but along the same lines as the thought police. The guy who was facing imprisonment for his diary that fantasized about sex with young boys... The guy abused a mannequin and is now going to have to explain that to his neighbors every time he moves? Absolutely ridiculous. Maybe the mannequin was keeping him from actually committing a sex offense.

On a similar note, I knew a guy who was at a party once. Someone dared him to run from the back of the house to the front naked, through the party. He did, and had his clothes waiting on the front porch. A neighbor and her kids saw a naked twenty-three year old and called the cops. He was arrested for some kind of exposure offense, and is now a registered sex offender.

[Taso]

This sounds awfully familiar

http://media.bestprices.com/content/dvd/70/186873.jpg

[Precision]

http://tinypic.com/fxxllk.jpg

I'd do her.

[tar_baby]

yeah i dont agree with the registered sex offender thing at all...its a fuckin piece of plastic!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

http://tinypic.com/fxxllk.jpg

I'd do her.
no head = no annoying talking

[abudabit]

It all depends if she was consenting or not.

We have to protect the children! Think about the children! Would somebody please think about the children!

[stevethrower]

Guess he did not have enough money for one of these...

http://www.realdoll.com/

[LiddyRules]

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless. But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour." Well yeah, this guy probably is a great partier.

He shouldn't be registered as a sex offender, that's ridiculous. And thanks to hemmorage, I can't do my one Mesach Taylor joke. Do you know how rare it is for those to come up?

[Fr. Dougal]

Tell that party dude to find a good lawyer. He can sue for having his constitutional rights violated. That sex offender tag on his is pure motherfucking bullshit.

[abudabit]

So what drugs was he on and where can I get some?

[Taso]

He shouldn't be registered as a sex offender, that's ridiculous. And thanks to hemmorage, I can't do my one Mesach Taylor joke. Do you know how rare it is for those to come up?Go ahead its ok, ill pretend i didnt say anything.

[Sinn Fein]

I agree, it's a bit of a stretch to brand him as a sex offender.

[Neo_Is_God]

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1354216.jpg

she was asking for it

[Arch Stanton]

With a name like Plentyhorse I would think his dance card would be full.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html?f=rss

Teen's Mannequin Love-In
Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1354216.jpg

Can ya blame him?

aren't pants and trousers the same thing? so he was wearing two pairs of pants? or are his "pants" his underwear or are his "trousers" his underwear? and i guess he wasn't technically wearing them when he was humping the mannequin. damn, now i'm confused.

[Neo_Is_God]

aren't pants and trousers the same thing? so he was wearing two pairs of pants? or are his "pants" his anderwear or are his "trousers" his underwear? and i guess he wasn't technically wearing them when he was humping the mannequin. damn, now i'm confused.

its the brits thats why
this is from skynews a brit site

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i know, just being a smartass.

where did the guy, you know, put it? it's not like a mannequin is anatomically correct, there are no holes in the appropriate places. you can't even get a good titfucking going, the tits are too hard for that. guess he was just using the friction. what a tool.

[Budyzir]

no head = no annoying talking


GENERAL BAM, you are priceless SIR!

[JonBenetRamsey]

i was at a mall today and saw mannequins with HUGE fucking tits. if i was going down for fucking a mannequin, it would be one of those.

[Budyzir]

Guess he did not have enough money for one of these...

http://www.realdoll.com/

OK, I tried the Real Doll configurator; http://www.realdoll.com/product.asp
and this is what I came up with.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/Budyzir/realdoll.jpg

I like the pose!

[giant pop tart]

Guess he did not have enough money for one of these...

http://www.realdoll.com/


I found Jimmy's:

SheMale Realdoll

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Option A: For a detachable penis with testicles eliminating the vagina which allows you to change to a different size penis attachment (additional penis attachments $250/ea) add $500 to your order.



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Option C: For a permanently attached penis no testicles keeping the vagina intact the cost is $1,000.

[tar_baby]

OK, I tried the Real Doll configurator; http://www.realdoll.com/product.asp
and this is what I came up with.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/Budyzir/realdoll.jpg

I like the pose!

shes hot...id fuck her

[d0uche_n0zzle]

OK, I tried the Real Doll configurator; http://www.realdoll.com/product.asp
and this is what I came up with.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/Budyzir/realdoll.jpg

I like the pose!


Looks like Courtney Love finally found her niche.

[abudabit]

I made an Asian real doll and oddly enough she had a blank expression on her face. I gave her big pubes to keep it realistic, and the damn flash module automatically blurred them out.

[tar_baby]

i made a hot ass doll...she was purty

if these things get mechanical im so in :icon_wink

[FreeTheCricket]

Michael Plentyhorse

How in the hell did you asshole wackbaggers not make any mention of this name yet? That is RIPE for comments.

[click]

I forgot how hot Kim Cattrall was in that movie. mannequin

[Budyzir]

Looks like Courtney Love finally found her niche.

Mother F'r, you got me cracking up out loud!

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

hahaha. i built my real doll. shes hot.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/oabucket/haha.jpg

[abudabit]

I'm big dick black!

http://www.atomicden.com/gadgets/bigdickblack.JPG

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

How in the hell did you asshole wackbaggers not make any mention of this name yet? That is RIPE for comments.

i was gonna make some Native American joke, but the article is from the UK, so it clearly wouldn't have worked. plus, a "he's named Plentyhorse because his throat is constantly sore from sucking too much cock" joke was so obvious, i would have to wear a Bedazzled leather jacket when i make it. OH!