Trash n Laundry

[Glenn Dandy]

Is it just me? Am i a lazy bastard?

Im single, ONE GUY! Were the fuck is all this trash comming from? How many clothes do i wear?

Jesus Christ I'm up to my ears with this shit!

I filled a Contractors bag two days ago with trash.. Mostly beer bottles,, but anyways..I could fill another today? WTF.

I cant imagine lets say BCH house with the 5 of em.. They must have30 bags at the curb weekly and Mrs BCH must have the Washing machine going 24/7.

Apparently Mrs, June Cleaver was one busy bitch. Getting the mustard stains out of the BEAVES drawers. Cooking for WArd and looking so hot the whole time.

I would hire a maid but she would need to be here daily.

[flyerfan116]

I hear ya Glenn...not so much with the trash but the friggin laundry i feel like i do it every freakin day and i still have piles everywhere.

[LZMF1]

dude.....it gets exponentially worse after you get married and have kids

[gofukyourmother]

laundry sucks balls....it never goes away!!!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Recycle the glass, paper and plastic you drunken fuck and get some slut to come in once a week to clean the kitchen and bath. Use a drop off service for the clothes.

[Glenn Dandy]

Recycle the glass, paper and plastic you drunken fuck and get some slut to come in once a week to clean the kitchen and bath. Use a drop off service for the clothes.
No recycling here just a big ass dumpster. Used drop off last week at a cost of 70.00, might go that route again though no happy ending just my clothes.

For some reason the woman i meet break shit and create messes?

Next time there better be a lil wavey smiley guy after your post, or ill be forced to kick your ass.:action-sm :action-sm

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[KneeKnee]

I filled a Contractors bag two days ago with trash.. Mostly beer bottles,, but anyways..I could fill another today? WTF.




Why, am I NOT surprised....
:action-sm

[Seth]

I know what you mean Glenn. I recycle bottles and shit, but they only pick up every other week so there's always bags of bottles around the laundry area vying for space against the piles of laundry that never seem to shrink. Esp since I ran out of hangers. I do laundry just about every day and still there's more to be done! It never ends. That must be why its called waste cuz it just wastes your fucking time and effort and before you know it, your entire life away. (Can you tell I'm in the middle of doing laundry right now?)

EDIT: that last line doesn't make sense, but I'm too tired to care.

[Glenn Dandy]

Im only out of socks. mayby Ill just buy more;) I think the bars open?

[Jables2002]

I can't even walk more than one foot in my room without stepping on trash or clothes. I need to get a maid. How much would it be to get someone to come every two weeks and clean my kitchen and my bathroom and vacuum the rest of the house? Because I think it would be a good investment.

I hate Anthony because he can afford to have someone do everything for him... He even has a whoo-ar cook! Where can I get one!?!?

[KneeKnee]

Im only out of socks. mayby Ill just buy more;) I think the bars open?


Socks are cheap enough to buy a 6 pack a week.

[Glenn Dandy]

Socks are cheap enough to buy a 6 pack a week.
Im down with that knee. Wanna get together and go in a bulk lot?

Im stuck in the 80's though i only wear tube socks, i refuse to wear the lil gay cheerleader footys.:action-sm
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[KneeKnee]

Im down with that knee. Wanna get together and go in a bulk lot?

Im stuck in the 80's though i only wear tube socks, i refuse to wear the lil gay cheerleader footys.:action-sm


Holy shit, are you kiddin?

I still love the socks with stripes on them...:icon_redf Impossible to find though.

Nothing, and I mean nothing feels quite like donning a new, fresh out of the pack, pair of socks.

[HummerTuesdays]

Give it time, Knee. They'll be back in style any day now!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Next time there better be a lil wavey smiley guy after your post, or ill be forced to kick your ass. :action-sm :action-sm


You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.

OK, sporto. :action-sm

[DoughBoy]

I'm out of clothes. I mean OUT. I haven't done laundry in weeks, nor picked up my dry cleaning (all of my work clothes are dry-clean only) and I'm on my last pair of underwear and I'm wearing white, ankle-socks under my pinstriped suit pants.

My cunt of a landlord has not fixed my dryer that has been broken for 6 weeks and I haven't had the time to hit the laundromat. I've got about 10 loads of laundry to do, about 20 pairs of pants, a few suits, and about 30 dress shirts to bring to the drycleaners.

I'm going to kill somone soon.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Three simple words, Wash and Fold. The gooks do a good job and everything is nicely folded.

[Glenn Dandy]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.

OK, sporto. :action-sm

I'm just jokin around here but i hate when people say shit like SPORTO.lol

I remember some guy at a party once called me CHAMP. I freaking lost it.:icon_eek: lmao
Ahhh shit! Its so funny to look back on things that you once would kill someone for. So stupid in hindsight, but, thats what those days were all about i suppose. Kinna like a young Deniro in TAXI verses and older Denero Character. I like being old, and Douche you can call me sporto anytime..
Hell, I get to call you DOUCHE! lol

[tar_baby]

febreze ur clothes and you dont need to wash em...good as new

[Sprite]

dude.....it gets exponentially worse

thank you, martini steve.