Long time coming. GD drunk thread!

[Glenn Dandy]

Ok, lets start with the fact that i dont feel good. everyones got the flu. I called about 5 people, either sick or old. Its Turkey night ? WTF. so i go out alone, Im sitting at this bar and the Chris Rock old guy at the bar starts playing in my head. Lots of 21 ./ 22etc girls looking at me me but im not mr go too far guy. Im 38 for christ sake what am going to say? HEy heard the new green day album? Im not sammy social to begin with.
Ok, so i say to the bouncer old friend wheres the old people hang out he goes(BAR IM KICKED FROM) old gf long story. Other place burnerd down apparently someone was so old they died on fire! i dunno.

Ok so im driving home not a happy person and YES! you guessed it Some a - hole Who can buy a 40,000.00 truck doesnt realize fog lights ARE FOR FUCKING FOG!!!! ASSHOLE! in my face, want to get out and lump this jackass.

keep it in of course ,,, Im old people will sue me.

Lesson i learned tonight Shiveringt with an abcessed tooth sucks.

Its easy to smile when you think youve got the stock market beat. But the man worth while is the man who can smile When his pants are to tight in the seat.... OK POOOKIE>AHHH FUCK YOU!:action-sm

Lets drunk post its turkey night! Im so totaly sure theres a shitload of drunk ass baggers this eve!

[KneeKnee]

I wasn't thinking of drinking tonight, because my sorry ass is alone, but I think I am going to get my Elijah Craig and some coke and join you, Glenn.

[diggerdog]

It's Thanksgiving eve? I'm drunk because it's WEDNESDAY!!!!

[Glenn Dandy]

yo knee im on hold to win the most pathetic TG day story to winb a camera or some shiot!

Im crackin these fuckers up and YES! a shasmeless O&A plug is comming...Already said more Gooder O&A rock on air.

AHHH fuck someone sucked more than me.

I said i broke up with my gf and have an abcessed tooth so my TG is goinbg to be a 12 pack and a bowl of canned peaches! what nothing?

Some asshat probably has dead parent the jerkoff! Ill post the winners story. WOHOOOO WACKBAG TURKEY PARTY!

I get the feeling this threads going to grow horns by bar closing time!

[Glenn Dandy]

some druggy bitch whos homeless... Like shes not sellin the prize for crack.... its the bitches thatll getchas!

OMG what a bunch of studious Wackbaggers we have on turkey night? guess you better put the usegow away knee.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE! fags. GOD almighty politics even on the only thing left in America.
FUCK YAS! TALK!!! in old days people would die to talk freely? and your afraid of???????????????/Queeers! grab your balls n get drunk and say what you fucking feel George washington hates you!

I FEEL SO FUCKING FRENCH RIGHT NOW! I THINK ILL COWER IN A CORNER!

the councel here is pretty cool.few burdons, but crap talk already. Its thanksgiving And im thankful i live in America were i can say any stupid ass thing i want! Its called all sides and if it isn't given equally people dont get the big picture.
few thousand people steering clear of my thread can you say SHEEP! Goodnight asshats! I hope the Iraqies bang you in your scarved asses.

Use it or ....You got it. LOSE IT!

Knee sorry you have been associated with this thread.good luck bro.

Anyone notice the word UNITED! America is so fucking owned!

heres an idea we can disgrace everyone who died for this country and let it be taken over by lawyers and the media. fucking disgraceful.Millions of men died... millions,,,,talk pussys.

those men died so you can talk freely. I am an American. I talk freely because i hide my assets< is that sick! yes... It fucking is. I dont have an answer for the young except buy a realy good gun and a visa.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

every time Mr. Dandy starts a drunken thread, it's like walking into a movie after missing the first ten minutes. you just sit back with some snacks and try to make sense of who is doing what. good times!

[Glenn Dandy]

Whats in your brain? Im reminded of an episode of Beavis n Butthead.

Got any opinions or just wanna trash me loser? I just cant believe people think im stupid because i voice an opinion.

Yes drunk, but smartest person you may ever meet. Watching my thread crash n burn is just so vindictive of a pussy.
You are basicly saying my thoughts are rediculouse? Im a clown? Im here to entertain you stupid? Pesci voice.

ever hear of Einstien< think im kiddin. One thing i learned from hoo hoo is being smart sucks...... Guess my thread sucks ass,,, i thought io had more friends here....... guess not.
I will review my drunken post tomorrow and if its dumb i will post so. If not Wack blows.

[KneeKnee]

I'm getting fat.

[GoatAss]

Yes drunk, but smartest person you may ever meet.[/QUOTE]


Forget Aristotle and Fuck Socrates, Here comes professor Glenn Dandy!

[Glenn Dandy]

Yes drunk, but smartest person you may ever meet.


Forget Aristotle and Fuck Socrates, Here comes professor Glenn Dandy![/QUOTE]
Those guys are fags!
http://gr.bolt.com/oldsite/games/ps2/sports/surfing_h306.jpg
Slayer sonds so nice, right now. WAy to go Hamilton!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. and good night clowns.


het Knee might wanna lay off the baby plucentas! There uber fattening. Tom Arraya is the single greatest human alive. DUDES THE SHIT!
Listen to a guy called Tom.... might learn a thing or two.
Favorite Slayer song for the laymen. " Stain of Mind" sickest song. i get.


fuckin 3 am..... disapointment isnt the word..... ,ok, look cool is everyone here French!
Im fucking hammered and i can kick your ass! God bless America.

[Glenn Dandy]

Forget Aristotle and Fuck Socrates, Here comes professor Glenn Dandy!
Those guys are fags!
http://gr.bolt.com/oldsite/games/ps2/sports/surfing_h306.jpg
Slayer sonds so nice, right now. WAy to go Hamilton!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. and good night clowns.


het Knee might wanna lay off the baby plucentas! There uber fattening. Tom Arraya is the single greatest human alive. DUDES THE SHIT!
Listen to a guy called Tom.... might learn a thing or two.
Favorite Slayer song for the laymen. " Stain of Mind" sickest song. i get.

[Glenn Dandy]

Forget Aristotle and Fuck Socrates, Here comes professor Glenn Dandy!
Those guys are fags!
http://gr.bolt.com/oldsite/games/ps2/sports/surfing_h306.jpg
Slayer sonds so nice, right now. WAy to go Hamilton!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. and good night clowns.


het Knee might wanna lay off the baby plucentas! There uber fattening. Tom Arraya is the single greatest human alive. DUDES THE SHIT!
Listen to a guy called Tom.... might learn a thing or two.
Favorite Slayer song for the laymen. " Stain of Mind" sickest song. i get.

[BCH]

Whats in your brain? Im reminded of an episode of Beavis n Butthead.

Got any opinions or just wanna trash me loser? I just cant believe people think im stupid because i voice an opinion.

Yes drunk, but smartest person you may ever meet. Watching my thread crash n burn is just so vindictive of a pussy.
You are basicly saying my thoughts are rediculouse? Im a clown? Im here to entertain you stupid? Pesci voice.

ever hear of Einstien< think im kiddin. One thing i learned from hoo hoo is being smart sucks...... Guess my thread sucks ass,,, i thought io had more friends here....... guess not.
I will review my drunken post tomorrow and if its dumb i will post so. If not Wack blows.


Ummmmm, He wasn't trashing you. Merely pointing out that your drunken posts have a certain disjointed quality about them which makes reading them similar to watching one episode of a soap opera without ever having seen any others.

I rather enjoy that quality myself.

[Monster_Rain893]

what kind of responce do you expect from retarded drunk ranting?

[Monster_Rain893]

I wasn't thinking of drinking tonight, because my sorry ass is alone, but I think I am going to get my Elijah Craig and some coke and join you, Glenn.coke is always a good idea:clap: :) :clap:

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Ummmmm, He wasn't trashing you. Merely pointing out that your drunken posts have a certain disjointed quality about them which makes reading them similar to watching one episode of a soap opera without ever having seen any others.

I rather enjoy that quality myself.

Hello Exactly! :icon_mrgr

[JoeyDVDZ]

Glenn Dandy, you rock man.... I love when I wake up and am treated to one of your rants! I live such a boring life, I get to live vicariously through your party until you burn it down ways....

[tar_baby]

great thread....im fuckin sorry i missed it...the one night im not shitfaced and on wackbag and i miss the glenn dandy drunk thread....ill be here for the next one my man
gotta love these threads

[JoeyDVDZ]

I wonder what it would be like, to be sitting here almost as trashed as Dandy must be, responding to these posts. I can be a complete fuckbag when I'm trashed. I just rather sleep than type when I get that bad! :)

[NikDaSchwugie]

I could have posted in this thread last night.

My friend came here from Buffalo for a while and me, her and one of my roommates went out to the bar...

...we didn't know they were having a pre-Thanksgiving drag show.

So we stayed there 4 hours, drinking Jim Beam and Pabst Blue Ribbon, cheering on the performers (the drag king gave me a huge hug), laughing at the regular people going up there to shake their asses - the guy in the argyle sweater was hiding a badunkadunk! - and tossing out dollar bills right and left. My Buffalo friend spent the night and we stayed up talking and laughing until 3am, then went for breakfast this morning and laughed so hard at the diner our cheeks hurt.

Best. Holiday. Ever.

[Glenn Dandy]

Ahhhh yes I was in rare form. Got up at 2 pm drank a bottle of pedialyte. went n ate, picked up me son. Im almost back to normal except for the scull cramps.
http://www.wayweird.com/archives/2002/feb/ugly.jpg

Man! I wish i had a wierd baby arm.

[KneeKnee]

coke is always a good idea:clap: :) :clap:


No, no. Not the power, the drink.
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