Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Split....

[PorchMonkey4Life]

In the who really gives a shit category....

http://www.usmagazine.com/

EXCLUSIVE: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Announce Separation To Us Weekly 10pm EST

November 23, New York — A month after Us Weekly first reported on the breakup of Newlyweds Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, the couple has jointly announced an official separation. 'After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways,' the couple tells Us in an exclusive joint statement. 'This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time.' Us Weekly first reported the couple’s split in its October 17 issue; at that time, Lachey's publicist issued a denial of an official separation. Just last week, Lachey partied alone with pals in Miami, on November 22, he attended the American Music Awards without his wife, one day after the New York Post reported that a porn star was peddling a seamy story about her night with Lachey (Lachey's attorney has denied any impropriety). Tellingly, at the AMAs, Simpson's father Joe Simpson told an Us reporter of his daughter's ongoing media scrutiny, 'We are Simpsons, we take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’.'

The telegenic couple wed in Austin, Texas in October 2002 in front of 250 guests. 'You don't think it's possible to love the man you're looking at any more. But when you say 'I do,' you somehow end up loving him even more,' Simpson told Us in October of 2004. 'When I walked down the aisle it was like Romeo and Juliet.' The duo became international celebrities by televising their first years of marriage on MTV's Newlyweds. While the show was wildy successful and the duo reaped the benefits of their newfound fame — both released albums and Jessica, who earned $35 million last year, landed a starring role in 2004's Dukes of Hazzard (in contrast, Nick's solo debut, only a paltry 105,000 copies)— reports of trouble have dogged the relationship since the second season of Newlyweds. During the filming of Dukes of Hazzard in the fall of 2004 the couple were apart for months as Simpson stayed onset in Lousiana while Lachey continued to live in Los Angeles. 'We knew when we got married that we both had aspirations in our professional lives,' Lachey told Us in December 2004. 'Some of those dreams are coming true and it means we’re not always together.'

[more-gooder]

at least he got to fuck her

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

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"HA-HA!"

[Precision]

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[JoeyDVDZ]

Holy shit, that's almost Simpson pussy, Precision! Nice!

[Ballbuster1]

In the who really gives a shit category....

Agreed.

[tar_baby]

ya know....he actually seems like a pretty cool guy...she, on the other hand, is just a big whore airhead...i hope she gets shot in the face..and her mother..and her father

[JoeyDVDZ]

He actually was pretty cool when he was on the show. Shame he married a cunt.

[frankjg]

:icon_frow Great, now my Thanksgiving is roooned.... They looked so happy

[d0uche_n0zzle]

So when can O&A get Jessica on the show, think she'd be up for the wifflebat challenge?

[THE FEZ MAN]

ha ha like that was ever going to last. isnt great how hollywood promotes love and the sanctity of marrage

[JonBenetRamsey]

i guess he got sick of her blowing her dad all the time.

[Mother Shucker]

Care?

[LiddyRules]

I was going to joke about it but it's actually depressing me quite a bit.

[DJBigFatCock]

she might be stupid but at least she waxes her box.

[fothermucker]

i bet nick did the breaking

[tar_baby]

yeah...got tired of her ditsy whore ass fucking bam margera

[angrybeerguy]

Thats a fine ass to give up!!!!!

[Fatty_Pneumonia]

i can see it now....

newleyweds 2....

nick and ashley.

how fucking hilarious would that be?

[The Sarge]

Thats a fine ass to give up!!!!!

Like Tara Reid...there was probably something Nick la Gay was annoyed at.

Remember when Carson Daley dumped Tara? Everyone was saying the same thing you are. In the whole grand scheme of things, who gives a crap?:icon_conf

[tar_baby]

yeah i bet "nick and jessica" will be forgotten in a week

[abudabit]

Nick can get any pussy he wants now. Don't feel bad for the guy. Now he can get a chick who is just as hot with out all the baggage.

Yeah, I had to end it. I loved her, but she treated me like shit. - Nick

Aww, that's so sad. - Another dumb 20 something hot chick

[Myhairygrundle]

Next thing you know, Tom and Nicole, Brad and Jen, Bennifer, Bruce and Demi, Burt and Lonnie,

oh fuck it, never mind.

[abudabit]

How about me and a girl who is able to grow pubic hair?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

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[Precision]

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[whoisisthis]

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[LiddyRules]

Don't you understand! The marriage is over! This is no time to start posting lurid pics of her lovely, lovely breasts! Don't you people have any sense of decency?!

[abudabit]

Fuck her, she's the whore in the relationship. We aren't posting Nicks meaty hog.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Hope Nick sues for support, she made thirty five million in record sales. So he should be taken care of in the manner that he has become accustomed too.

[whoisisthis]

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[fothermucker]

Next thing you know, Tom and Nicole, Brad and Jen, Bennifer, Bruce and Demi, Burt and Lonnie,

oh fuck it, never mind.
speaking of brad and jen, i think brad might be a fudge packer (hes a great actor though). jen seems like the kind of girl that you could hang out with all day and have a lot of fun. plus shes so hot i would fuck her until i died and then come back as a ghost and jerk off to her in the shower. what was he thinking breaking up with that piece?

[Death Metal Moe]

The only thing worse than this dumb bitch's square jaw is the Celebrity Society that actually makes money off the fact that stars break up.

FUCK YOU CELEBRITIES. No one cares, and FUCK YOU GOSSIP MAGS. But I know the Mags only follow the money, so FUCK YOU PATHETIC LOSERS whose lives are so lack luster, that they give a shit about celebrities. If you spent all the time you waste following celebs on your own life, it would be more fulfilling.

Assholes.

[abudabit]

what was he thinking breaking up with that piece?

He was thinking Angelina Jolie.

[LiddyRules]

what was he thinking breaking up with that piece? Angelina Jolie. Don't really know how going from Anniston to Jolie makes you gay. I mean Aniston might be a girl to hang out with (not sure about this but going by your argument), but Jolie would take your cock on a fucking trip.

[abudabit]

I would have stayed with Aniston. Better girlfriend always beats better pussy, unless the better girlfriend is attrocious.

[PauliePalermo]

The only thing worse than this dumb bitch's square jaw is the Celebrity Society that actually makes money off the fact that stars break up.

FUCK YOU CELEBRITIES. No one cares, and FUCK YOU GOSSIP MAGS. But I know the Mags only follow the money, so FUCK YOU PATHETIC LOSERS whose lives are so lack luster, that they give a shit about celebrities. If you spent all the time you waste following celebs on your own life, it would be more fulfilling.

Assholes.


well said!:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Sinn Fein]

He probably only married her just so he could bang her. After all, she didn't give it up until they were married.

Now everyone even semi-famous has a shot with her.

I think she needs to be consoled by Big-A.

[fothermucker]

I would have stayed with Aniston. Better girlfriend always beats better pussy, unless the better girlfriend is attrocious.
That's what I'm coming from, I guess it's more of a "common man's" perspective, because when you're Brad Pitt, the laws of physics and normal human relations do not apply. Jolie does have the DSLs and looks like a fucking massive whore, but Aniston looks like a good lay PLUS she's not a psychopath when you're not drilling her.

[Turtle]

I think she needs to be consoled by Big-A.


Uhhhhhh Uhhhhhhh Sssssussssusssssssssuck it bbbabbbbitch

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Uhhhhhh Uhhhhhhh Sssssussssusssssssssuck it bbbabbbbitch

Like the scene from "Casino" when Pesci forces Sharon Stone's head down.

[Death Metal Moe]

Like the scene from "Casino" when Pesci forces Sharon Stone's head down.

Except TWICE AS HOT!!!

[SpamChunks]

i am now dumber for having read through this thread.....

[turdfrgsn]

Don't you people have any sense of decency?!

indeed, what is that disgusting mutant-thing behind her?!?!? couldn't that have been cropped out?