What's the first thing you clean when taking a shower?

[MAVRIC305]

I always wonder if I am the only one who scrubs his balls first before everything else, when starting a shower. It's not a horny thing, but I just like to have my testicles squeaky clean, and yes it feels good, but not in a sexual way. It's kind of like sticking your finger in your ear and wiggling it, now that shit feels good. It makes you realize how much better sex is for a woman. Try it out, stick your finger in your ear and wiggle it, just think of your finger a tool, and your ear as a vagina, what feels better your finger or your ear? Exactly! Lucky bitches! :)

To the point of this post: What do you clean first?

[SpotcheckBilly]

I start at the top, and wash my bald head first, moving down in consecutive levels until I reach my feet. That way all the lower extremities are washed and rinsed at least twice, before I even get to them, thus ensuring a state of squeaky-cleanness. If I went out of order, I'd have to start all over again from the top.

Not full blown OCD, but close. And I'm not F-ing my ear either. But it sounds cool.

[MAVRIC305]

And I'm not F-ing my ear either. But it sounds cool.

Hahaa :D

I was hoping a woman would reply first. Jesus, did you knock my fantasies back a notch with your explanatory answer. Damn you! :mad: :cool:

[SpotcheckBilly]

Oops,
I thought this was the "Why Am I So Compulsive" thread. My Bad, sorry. Carry on.:)

[OandAFanInDC]

LOL Mav I wash my balls first but im sure you wanted to know that...

[eminent]

Originally posted by MAVRIC305
I always wonder if I am the only one who scrubs his balls first before everything else, when starting a shower. It's not a horny thing, but I just like to have my testicles squeaky clean, and yes it feels good, but not in a sexual way. It's kind of like sticking your finger in your ear and wiggling it, now that shit feels good. It makes you realize how much better sex is for a woman. Try it out, stick your finger in your ear and wiggle it, just think of your finger a tool, and your ear as a vagina, what feels better your finger or your ear? Exactly! Lucky bitches! :)

To the point of this post: What do you clean first?

thats pretty fucking sick....you do know that you have to wash the rest of your body after the ballsack right?


i usually wash my neck first before anything else...but in general i always start at the top

[PrncssNikki]

I was my hair first! :) That's all the information I'm volunteering. ;)

[MAVRIC305]

Originally posted by PrncssNikki
I was my hair first! :) That's all the information I'm volunteering. ;)

Damn it! A girl finally answers back, and all we get is a hair washing! Explain more! I want to know how you love cleaning your vagina. That's my real motive! ;)

[I Beg To Differ]

Well wouldn't you just love to know what I do first.

It's funny. I remember in 9th grade, we had to keep a 30 day of log of how we took a shower and keep it in exact order and see if we could change our habits (sick as hell, but whatever).
Let's just say, I wash my hair first and work my way to the bottom with my mesh sponge filled with soap reaching every party and crevice of my body ;)

[wackadoo]

first i wash fofo's back and front;) then i get beg's legs...... should i be saying this??:D :eek:

[FOFOLINA]

Originally posted by wackadoo
first i wash fofo's back and front;) then i get beg's legs...... should i be saying this??:D :eek:


Whoo Hoo Nothin like a shower with the Slut in Training Wackadoo!!!:D

[I Beg To Differ]

first i wash fofo's back and front then i get beg's legs...... should i be saying this??

NICE!!

[BabyBunni]

Hmm...I wash my face first, and work my way down my body...then I wash my hair. Then I start the whole process over, wash my hair three times and the rest of me four times...but on the third time of washing my hair I use conditioner...and YES I do have OCD...besides I do take 2 showers a day...I go through alot of soap, shampoo, and conditioner.

[Guido]

After reading the first thread........The first thing I wash is "THE SOAP"!!!


Qoute, by Mav:
It's kind of like sticking your finger in your ear and wiggling it, now that shit feels good.

Hope that's not a misprint.... He did say EAR, right ?

[100 Grand]

Originally posted by Guido
After reading the first thread........The first thing I wash is "THE SOAP"!!!


Qoute, by Mav:
It's kind of like sticking your finger in your ear and wiggling it, now that shit feels good.

Hope that's not a misprint.... He did say EAR, right ?

Huh, wha, who said that?? Guido who???? The funny thing is the first thing I wash is the soap!!! Between myself, my wifey and the 3 little leaches (kids) The fucking soap is always a mushy mess! And just for the record...balls 2nd to last and ass last!! (wonder why the soap's a mess....lol

[MAVRIC305]

After reading the first thread........The first thing I wash is "THE SOAP"!!!

That's the last thing I wash, it's the same with everyone in my household. I would think that it is a common courtesy you pay the person who takes a shower after you. I would have thought you wash your greasy hair first, friggin' greaseball. ;)

I think it's clear I said the EAR! Wiseapple! By the way, good to see you again. The absentee landlord of Wackbag.com.

[hollyvoodoo]

Well, I guess my ear holes must be small 'cuz I can't really stick my finger in there and moreover, there's little space to wiggle it. LOL Mav must have big ears. What did you ever stick into them? How'd you get 'em this big?? :eek: :D Um... Don't answer that. :biggrinfl

Ok, here's my shower routine.
I start with my armpits, then neck, shoulders, arms, body front and back.... I just realized that I spend a lot of time scrubbing my butt. LOL Then I work my way down to my feet. On average I wash myself two or three times during a shower, same goes for hair. The last time around I apply the conditioner. I also scrub behind my ears and the ears themselves get washed at least twice until squeaky clean. What sux is when I get water in them... In the end I rinse myself with ice cold water. As cold as I can tolerate. It closes the skin pores that you just cleaned out.

Showers are OK but I like taking nice long baths. Even though after a bath I still like to scrub myself head to toe at least once. To get all the soap and old skin off of me.

I can't believe I'm posting about my shower routine! :rolleyes: Time for another Prozac. LOL

[BabyBunni]

From a medical/gynecological Point of View (because I am going to school to be one) I highly suggust taking little to no baths at all...It's not good for the bacteria that you are supposed to have in your vagina. And well from my own P.O.V. I think that if you take a bath you are actually getting out dirtier then when you went in.

[hollyvoodoo]

Originally posted by BabyBunni
From a medical/gynecological Point of View (because I am going to school to be one) I highly suggust taking little to no baths at all...It's not good for the bacteria that you are supposed to have in your vagina. And well from my own P.O.V. I think that if you take a bath you are actually getting out dirtier then when you went in.
Bunni, try as you might but you can't stop me from taking baths! :pp: I just bought a bunch of traditional Japanese bath products online and I'm not gonna let you burst my bubble. Baths are a great way to relax and by choosing the right aroma and ingredients you can affect your mood and even cure illnesses. A daily shower is mandatory, a weekend bath is optional and that's the way I was brought up and during the time I was unable to take baths (there was no tub where I was staying) I missed it a lot.

A nice bath is like getting a massage. When you go to the massage parlor do you obsess over germs that are hiding on your masseuse's hands, between the nails etc.? Do you shove them into a disinfection chamber and hand them a bunch of Clorox wipes before letting them anywhere near your body? No. You just relax and let them do their job. Even though I myself don't like massage. I don't like people touching me in general. One time when I was sick my dad and my doctor made me go to this massage therapist. This huge dude with enormous hands reshuffled all the bones in my body. I thought it was some kind of a Chinese torture. :eek:

As for the dirt, that's why I put in my post that after a bath I drain the tub and take a shower to wash off the dirt and old skin that comes off after you've been soaking for awhile. Not too long though or you'll come out looking like a prune. :D I could never understand those people who just walk out of the bath and dry themselves with a towel. Eek! It's like taking a swim in a urine tank. :eek: As for vaginal bacteria, considering my saint-celibate lifestyle I don't think I have any! LOL Besides, you're supposed to support bacteria. After all, they're the only culture some people have.
:D

[cutecabbit]

I wash my hair first then work my way down. the only part of my body that I have trouble washing is my back

[hollyvoodoo]

Originally posted by cutecabbit
the only part of my body that I have trouble washing is my back
You just need someone to scrub your back for ya. ;)

[cringeradio]

i clean the doors first,lol what?