wackbag pat battle mode question

[TheJew]

how long is wackbag gonna be in pat battle mode? maybe i'm stupid but i can't find a way to turn it off. any help is greatly appreciated.

[SkyPod]

i think the traffic should've died down by now. please switch it bak to regular wackbag!

[Laplicker]

Is it like safe mode? And why is it like this?

[JoeyDVDZ]

This is what happens when so many pests cream the board that it pushes bandwidth to a point where the software automatically goes into simple, or "patbattle" mode. It will automatically switch back once traffic goes down to a preset level.

[Fruit Monkey]

al auto matic he he he he he who said that more like when some one gets a free minute to switch it back !!

[zagman76]

traffic is actually higher now than it was this morning - more people listening to the replay.

Perhaps tonight it will be turned off again.

[TheJew]

that's wierd it was still in pat battle mode when R&F were on.

[Wackbag.Com]

i think the traffic should've died down by now. please switch it bak to regular wackbag!

I tried earlier and the site crashed,

As of right now - 3:24PM, 12-07-05 :

Currently Active Users: 1119 (560 members and 559 guests)
the board would crash in seconds if switched back right now

[Arch Stanton]

Could be record numbers here. Best of luck and sorry for the extra work. Your regular guys love ya and support the bag known as wack.

[Wackbag.Com]

Did the replay start? because its climbing rapidly

[zagman76]

The record for users is askew because one day we were linked on Fark.

http://64.21.69.47/showthread.php?t=25929 <-- that is the thread that i think I listed the new records when then happened.

[Laplicker]

What is "Your Moms Box" all about? Is that the last thing Ant said before the firing? Just curious.

[zagman76]

http://www.oapedia.com/oa/Your_mom%27s_box

[Wackbag.Com]

still way up there: Currently Active Users: 1169 (556 members and 613 guests)

Server Loads: 10.46 13.62 : 8.38

[zagman76]

still way up there: Currently Active Users: 1169 (556 members and 613 guests)

you're behind the times!!

Currently Active Users: 1514 (613 members and 901 guests)

:icon_eek:

[Wackbag.Com]

SQL just crashed, even in PB mode, plug? cant hear the show

[Chuckyarla]

Pat Battle mode is exciting. It means something is up.

[Guilty Spark]

It's like you've never used the net!

[Boba Dousch]

I'm so excited.

[zagman76]

SQL just crashed, even in PB mode, plug? cant hear the show

no plug... i saw it crash too!

[freak8]

why is wackbag in pat pattle mode today


is something going down?

[Wackbag.Com]

why is wackbag in pat pattle mode today


is something going down?

Too much traffic at one time, The board wouldnt last a minute in its regular skin with this amount of people on at once.

[zagman76]

why is wackbag in pat pattle mode today


is something going down?

listen to at least the 1st 2 hrs of the show today...

[NORTONnFRIENDS]

someone hit a mod and tellem to get to work. lol

[Tree Killer]

Whats with all the guests join up fuckers. Support the boys MAAN !!!

[zagman76]

Whats with all the guests join up fuckers. Support the boys MAAN !!!

new registration is turned off temporarily - that's part of "pat battlemode"

[TheBattleVirus]

It'll probably be like this until late tonight. The board regularly went to Pat Battle mode during the Philips Phile attack, and it stayed down for a few hours each day. Hopefully it'll be fixed by later tonight.

[TrybalRage]

This is ridiculous, they are so low in the ratings I know those numbers are a lie.

[MyMomsBox]

HoHoHo...I invented Pat Battle Mode.

Tell em, Fred!

[Boba Dousch]

If anyone if bored while we are in pat battle mode you can check out myspace.com/dustygrimm!

[NorfCal]

They linked wackbag in the Tissue Time press release, get used to it for few days.

[tar_baby]

did we break the record?

[ToddTheTrucker]

If we paid like $2.50 a month to be able to post. Could you get more band width. I know, some of you will bitch about the fact that you cant afford that, but go fuck your mother. You can still come and see things like benshog's great post. You just would not be able to post yourself. too bad.

[Ballbuster1]

We still have over 1200 users online right now.
This may take awhile.

[Boba Dousch]

The 'baggers get the site back the 'baggers get the site back, don't make a fucking maniac out of me!

[Ballbuster1]

Back over 1300 now....this will be a long night.

[Austin JDub]

1300 as of when. there is no time stamp, so a quick little 8:44 CST could work.

[click]

Did we break the record? It's confusing without the times and stuff.

[Wackbag.Com]

as of now 9:44PM

Currently Active Users: 1225 (470 members and 755 guests)
Most users online at the same time was: 2,189, 08-18-2005 at 02:29 PM.

[LifeHacker]

pat battle mode sucks a fat dick...

[Wackbag.Com]

pat battle mode sucks a fat dick...

If we werent in pat battle mode, the board would be down right now. (and would have been down all day), which do you prefer?

[al885]

the board has gone into Van Halen mode... nothin

[LifeHacker]

i'm sorry for the outburst i just miss the pat battle mode banner...

[LifeHacker]

al885
the board has gone into Van Halen mode... nothin

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/mrmet05/strange-car-crash.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

Gotta tell ya, I love the name of this mode being Pat Battle. Even in crisis, it's still all about the funny.

[Arch Stanton]

What a wreck life...that's gonna leave a mark.

[Arch Stanton]

Hey, can we play pong in this mode on here? (insert smiley guy )

[Ballbuster1]

1,163 Users Online (462 members and 701 guests) 9:55 PM est
Lowest I've seen it since I got on tonight

[Arch Stanton]

Welcome back to our little world. Thanks everyone.:clap:

[Got One?]

hooorayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy we're back!

[Wackbag.Com]

just tried to put the board back to normal, lasted 2 minutes, server load shot up to the verge of crashing.

[Arch Stanton]

oops.

[LifeHacker]

we are?

[Arch Stanton]

So your saying the server almost shot it's load and then you pulled......icon_mrgr:icon_mrgr

[Tickle The Bag]

why the fuck is this still in Pat Battle Mode. Are we being attacked?

[Arch Stanton]

TTB, too many people here. Like over 700 guests on top of the over 400 members. Crash would be emminent.

[Ballbuster1]

1,264 Users Online (464 members and 800 guests) 10:17 PM est
Lots of traffic tonight.

[Tickle The Bag]

yeah someone is fucking with the server.

[Wackbag.Com]

yeah someone is fucking with the server.

No their not, just a LOT of traffic

[Arch Stanton]

ABC news attack on the opie and anthony show?

[Wackbag.Com]

dont forget, we are linked from yahoo biz also http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/051207/law092.html?.v=30

[Arch Stanton]

yup, full slam mode going on here. gonna be a long night.

[Ballbuster1]

dont forget, we are linked from yahoo biz also http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/051207/law092.html?.v=30
Yup and the same story was here:
http://www.send2press.com/newswire/2005-12-1207-002.shtml

[DownWithTheHoo]

well, wackbag is fucked for the night......

good luck, bro (wackbag that is; o&a will be fine.)

but if i may ask, why is there no place to show the time of the posts?

it's really getting confusing trying to find out how old a post is.

just saying....... (darn, can't find the smileys)

[Wackbag.Com]

but if i may ask, why is there no place to show the time of the posts?

it's really getting confusing trying to find out how old a post is.

just saying....... (darn, can't find the smileys)

This was originally made as a PDA skin (for blackberrys, treos, sidekicks etc) It was made to be very minimal for slow connections via cellphone.

It's also useful for times like this where there is super high load on the server, (Good for work also, Boss thinks your reading the news.)

[Arch Stanton]

Ramoone.....get these..

ah, why be captain obvious.

[DownWithTheHoo]

ah, i see.... the less on it, the better.

[Arch Stanton]

is this skin avail in the choices, like pro ang original?

[LifeHacker]

This was originally made as a PDA skin (for blackberrys, treos, sidekicks etc) It was made to be very minimal for slow connections via cellphone.

It's also useful for times like this where there is super high load on the server, (Good for work also, Boss thinks your reading the news.)

is is possible to put the pat battle mode banner up?

[NORTONnFRIENDS]

Yep, invite Ben and Tom Brady over and tell em your screen is as close to a mirror as ya got.

[Norton's Hog]

That's a good question Lifehacker, where is my banner? ;]



I can make a ''passive, non attack'' Patbattle banner for the next time, if you want.

[chrisnelpaso]

how's the numbers now?

[Save My Up's Dick]

I'm still in pat battle mode....anyone else??

I hate pat battle mode.

[LifeHacker]

I can make a ''passive, non attack'' Patbattle banner for the next time, if you want.

dude, that would be great. I hope there is an option to have pat battle mode in the future. It would be great for me at work.

[Ballbuster1]

how's the numbers now?
1031 (430 members and 601 guests)11:04 PM est

[Wackbag.Com]

dude, that would be great. I hope there is an option to have pat battle mode in the future. It would be great for me at work.

It's been there for over a year, just select "PDA" in the dropdown box on the very bottom lefthand corner of every page (it's not here now, but will be back when the board goes back to normal)

you can go even further by disabling avatars,sigs and pictures in your userCP

[chrisnelpaso]

is that low enough to get out of the pat battle mode?

[LifeHacker]

didn't notice it. I usually have it on "yellow discipline" mode!

[Wackbag.Com]

is that low enough to get out of the pat battle mode?

No, we might be in this for a while with the press release

[Save My Up's Dick]

Ha! 601 lurkers

[Wackbag.Com]

This is what happens when so many pests cream the board that it pushes bandwidth to a point where the software automatically goes into simple, or "patbattle" mode. It will automatically switch back once traffic goes down to a preset level.

It's not bandwidth, Its CPU load and memory.

[Neo_Is_God]

beavis right now pat battle mode is no fun

[patty's wig]

thank god, wackbag is back

[Neo_Is_God]

avs and sigs arent up
but without those it runs faster

[Arch Stanton]

you guys see the registered members thar signed on today-4179 , whew

[DownWithTheHoo]

Yay! Wackbag's back!

[Norton's Hog]

Fucking A, about time!

Maybe you can use this for the next time.....:icon_wink

http://capgraphics.net/Wackbag/Animations/Nortonshog/PATBATTTLEMODEPEACE.gif

[DownWithTheHoo]

Fucking A, about time!

Maybe you can use this for the next time.....:icon_wink

http://capgraphics.net/Wackbag/Animations/Nortonshog/PATBATTTLEMODEPEACE.gif

yeah, that "back in 5 minutes" sure seemed to be a whole lot like 20 minutes.:icon_lol:

[UnOriginal]

No, we might be in this for a while with the press release

where is the link to that?

[Multiple Miggs]

736 people online, and it's after midnight. Fuck!

[Mother Shucker]

where is the link to that?
Two links further back in this thread.

[Norton's Hog]

the black board doesnt work hard enough
From another thread, great line.:icon_lol::clap:

[YouAss]

and we are still in PatBattle mode...I am getting under my desk where I will assume the tuck position (and practice my self oral satisfaction lunges).

[Tickle The Bag]

this a a shitload of traffic compared to normal numbers. God damn guests.

[toilet hugger]

OK...who didn;'t enter the #'s 4, 8 15, 16, 23 and 42 with in the 108 minutes

now we're all fucked

[DownWithTheHoo]

OK...who didn;'t enter the #'s 4, 8 15, 16, 23 and 42 with in the 108 minutes

now we're all fucked
what the fuck?:icon_conf

[Frankie_Ballz]

its a "lost" reference... apparentely they dont have enough message boards of their own yet

[Mother Shucker]

I can not believe how much traffic is still here.