OnA Tissue time bit in the news!

[ezstevey]

http://www.send2press.com/newswire/2005-12-1207-002.shtml

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/051207/law092.html?.v=30

HEADLINE : Satellite Radio Fans Treated to a Radio First with the Debut of 'Tissue Time With Beth And Allison'

[KAI]

BRAVO!!!!! Well done!

[tikki]

Good day, sir!

[Irishcurse]

Hoo Hoo Hoo!Fan Fucking Tastic!!!

[amaroq]

Yahoo just picked it up:

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/051207/law092.html?.v=30

[TheArtist]

Thats fucking hilarious

Someone post that shit on SFN...Watch their heads spin

[Chuckyarla]

Please spread this information

[Ballbuster1]

That's pretty funny stuff. Bravo to who ever did that.

[dropdead]

ahhhh ha ha ha. i got it on aol (don't ask) as a news alert for keyword opie and anthony.

[Chuckyarla]

Some one needs to get this on FARK and New York Radio News Board

[OVERMAN]

Tremendous. I bet that bit gets ripped off very soon. There just isn't any originality in radio anymore.

[LiddyRules]

I bet that article goes down soon. I don't think "The O&A Army" is a legitimate news source. But still, fucking awesome.

[Chuckyarla]

The army was the source for the billboard. Now spread the information on this news

[boomer]

Just sent it off to Drew at Fark

[LifeHacker]

This is great. we need to get this out to more news sources...

[Chuckyarla]

You have the links, go ahead and send it

[LifeHacker]

Will do sir! My wife is a Public Relations consultant and knows where to get this out. I'll get the info and get it out there...

[Fit_Finlay]

Saw that on my news alert also. Very nice!

[LiddyRules]

Ironically, this is probably the best/biggest assault on the media in awhile.

[lawdawg0417]

holy shit thats great how the fuck did that end up on yahoo. hoo hoo i suck

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

that's funny as hell. i hope Howard has to fire his Tissue Talk broad and come up with a new idea now.

[whoisisthis]

holy shit


genius, boys, genius!

[cigarsandscotch]

Howie is going to rip the plugs out of his head when he reads that.

[gasbuddah]

ha ha, hoo hoo, ha ha! that's some funny shit!!!

[IDontCare05]

Cool we made some positive press....:)

[grail]

On Yahoo financial news even... better than AP..

[PaulSimonsCock]

now all we need is a pest to fuck it up.

[FreeTheCricket]

WOW! Nice. Did a search on Yahoo for O&A news, and it's the second option, right after the 1010 WINS article about the "incident". This HAS to have Hoo Hoo's panties in a bunch. I hope somebody is listening to his show to get audio if he talks about it.

[LifeHacker]

press release made PR newswire...

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/12-07-2005/0004229940&EDATE=

[Fatty_Pneumonia]

holy shit. awesome job boys!

hoo hoo i invented sending out press releases

[LifeHacker]

I emailed Howard 100 News the press release...

[Jholmes525]

this Quote is brilliant and made me laugh my ass off, "When asked to comment, host Gregg "Opie" Hughes stated "This just goes to show how hard we work to put on a quality show. We have so many things in the works. I think this one is so brilliant it is bound to be ripped off sooner than later."

gotta love the pests
great work fella's

[iZFinch]

that is classic guys

[Ballbuster1]

It's a great story, but the next time it needs a better source name
to help lend some credibility to it. This may get shot down pretty
soon due to the reported source: The O&A Army. Just a thought.......

[Chuckyarla]

The source can not be XM or the show

[Ballbuster1]

The source can not be XM or the show
Exactly. It needs to sound like an independant news source.
Nothing related to O&A in any way.

[Neo_Is_God]

howard must be shittimh himself hes probably having a stroke as we type

i know a source the AP
cause if it says AP its gotta be true

[BeltOfScotch]

Opie's e-mail box is full so I'll post my comment here.

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/051207/law092.html?.v=30

I don't want to come off like I'm telling you guys what to do or how to run your show, but after what happened Tuesday, I'm not sure if I were in your position I'd want your fans putting out press releases that end up on yahoo when anyone could mistake them as being from the show, or ath the least very close to the show.

That being said, the fact that Yahoo now has a news story with a headline in bold print including the words "Tissue Time with Beth and Allison" is pretty fucking funny.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Opie's e-mail box is full so I'll post my comment here.

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/051207/law092.html?.v=30

I don't want to come off like I'm telling you guys what to do or how to run your show, but after what happened Tuesday, I'm not sure if I were in your position I'd want your fans putting out press releases that end up on yahoo when anyone could mistake them as being from the show, or ath the least very close to the show.

That being said, the fact that Yahoo now has a news story with a headline in bold print including the words "Tissue Time with Beth and Allison" is pretty fucking funny.

i was wary when i read it too, but it's still funny.

[YouAss]

Cool we made some positive press....:)

Finally...:clap:

[guitar6]

Log onto http://www.howardsternstudio.com (http://www.howardsternstudio.com)/ and take the tour into the studio. When you get into the studio click on Howard's console, once there click on the right side of the console and you will hear, "Welcome back to tissue time with me Heidi Cortez." What the fuck?

[slunt]

I hate to throw a wet blanket on all the excitement here, but the pr-newswire and all of it's affiliates that have been linked to in this thread are not news stories that have been filed or reported by any news organizations. Those are simply online archives of press releases that individuals have released to notify the press of something that the person doing the press release wants the press to consider covering. In other words, no press or news agency has covered or reported this story, but rather some individual created a phony press release and submitted it to an online press release repository.

It was a cute little prank, but nothing to get too excited about, although some dumb reporter out there might actually pick up on the press release and report it as news.

[Chuckyarla]

I would like to thank Norfcal and BAM for assisting me on the press release.

[xStainDx]

well they just broke myspace lol i can't login.

[Chuckyarla]

Ballbuster, this is a press release, so it has to have a non-news source. It also at times has to be a verified contact in some way.

[Goblin]

How long before the pests are holding press conferences?

[Chuckyarla]

the new AOTM,

1st Press conference may be Dec. 16th

[CrisReevsHorse]

Well done! I did some PR work in the past so if you need any help, let me know what I can do! I still have some friends in the biz in LA that have a pretty good roladex.

[MonsterDrizzle]

Too funny!

[Guilty Spark]

That is pretty effing sweet.

God job.

[Bralio]

hoo hoo... I invented tissues, roBIN.... tell 'em, buttnut.

:xyxthumbs

[richwithhatred]

http://www.pitriff.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=2488&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0

[bwahahahdoodood]

May I just ask....

I haven't listened to HooHoo in years...what exactly is his version of Tissue Time and how long has he been doing it? Just curious...I'm in full support of O+A stealing it cuz Howard deserves it but I just wanna know exactly what it's based on.

[Razor Roman]

That's a brilliant idea.... hold a "Pest Conference"

"Yeah, the old broad in the front, what's your question?"

"Um... mr... is it ConnorPetersonsUmbillicalCord?"

"Yes, what's your questions?"

"You keep mentioning Ben's Hog. Is Ben a farmer or a biker?"

[wndrtnge]

they didnt steal woo woo's bit! But i did hear woo woo was thinking about doing a bit like that, just howards to slow to get it up and going. So the pioneers of radio, O&A, got it started. O&A party rock!!!!! Fuck the media!!!!

[O&A KID]

woo woo's going to need a tissue when were done with him

[Chuckyarla]

Here is supposently a listing of links: Please spread them around to newspapers (especially entertainment reporters), radio news and boards.

eNewsChannels
http://www.eNewsChannels.com/newswire/2005-12-1207-002.shtml

Site name: Yahoo!
** http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/051207/law092.html?.v=30

** http://news.search.yahoo.com/news/search?ei=UTF-8&va=Send2Press&va_vt=any&vp=&vp_vt=any&vo=&vo_vt=any&ve=&ve_vt=any&datesort=&pub=&timeago=&smonth=2&sday=7&emonth=3&eday=9&source=&location=&catfilt=&fl=0&n=10

Site name: DallasNews.com
URL: http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=danews.story&STORY=/www/story/12-07-2005/0004229940&EDATE=WED+Dec+07+2005,+04:46+PM

Site name: Finance Canada
URL: http://finance.canada.com/bin/story?StoryId=Cq5zSubWbmZqXCdqYnZe&Topic=PR_Newswire&Type=&Heading=News%20from%20PR%20Newswire&BC=PR%20Newswire

Site name: KRON 4
URL: http://kron.com/Global/story.asp?S=4215676

Site name: KVVU-TV
URL: http://www.kvvu.com/Global/story.asp?S=4215676

Site name: PR Newswire
URL: http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/12-07-2005/0004229940&EDATE =

Site name: TXCN.com - New Products & Services
URL: http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=TXCN.story&STORY=/www/story/12-07-2005/0004229940&EDATE=WED+Dec+07+2005,+04:46+PM

Site name: Ventura County Star - Entertainment
URL: http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=VENCTYENT.story&STORY=/www/story/12-07-2005/0004229940&EDATE=WED+Dec+07+2005,+04:46+PM

PRnetwire
http://www.PRnetwire.com/newswire/2005-12-1207-002.shtml

HOOVERS
http://www.hoovers.com/free/news/detail.xhtml?ArticleID=200512071680.2_6a14001e2c2e 19b2

Canada.com
http://finance.canada.com/bin/story?StoryId=Cq5zSubWbmZqXCdqYnZe&FQ=send2press&Type=&Heading=Search%20Results%20-%20send2press&BC=Search%20Results

[Anthony's Moth]

Well Done Indeed Sirs. Best Bit Ever. Got my rod in hand Ladies, LOL>>...:icon_lol:

[PestCoast]

The best part about this is that I found it accidentally while using Google News to see if there were any shitty articles about O&A and the AOTM contest. The second article was the send2press release and right in the middle of the article was "Tissue Time With Beth & Allison".

Whoever orchestrated this, my hat is off to you. Excellent job using the press to your advantage.

[Rotgut68]

Awesome, mentioned the Army. Fuck you Hoo, Hoo!

[Killer26]

Man O&A are making Hoo Hoo their bitch. Well played gentlemen and damn the pests are fucking hilarious...

[habachi]

Ok, which one of you guys wrote the press release that led to the articles? Look at the Yahoo! article. It clearly has the fingerprints of a 'Bagger all over it.

[Chuckyarla]

Ok, which one of you guys wrote the press release that led to the articles? Look at the Yahoo! article. It clearly has the fingerprints of a 'Bagger all over it.

It clearly was put together by some wackbaggers. I wonder if Norfcal, General BAM and Chuckyarla had anything to do with it? hmmmm

Also possibly a 4th wb'er who want's to remain annonymous.

[Guilty Spark]

Codey's a jerkoff.

Look at me, C. Jerkoff.

[NorfCal]

It clearly was put together by some wackbaggers. I wonder if Norfcal, General BAM and Chuckyarla had anything to do with it? hmmmm

:action-sm

[Chuckyarla]

I love FMBQ's last paragraph here:

http://www.fmqb.com/Article.asp?id=152902

[FANDICK]

I love FMBQ's last paragraph here:

http://www.fmqb.com/Article.asp?id=152902

FMQB is big time.

The whole indusrty sees it now.

Brilliant ideas guys.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Disarray]

Good shit.

[VAGINA STRECHER]

this is the best bit to date better than when bubba the love spounge had girls getting f***ed live on air

[VAGINA STRECHER]

:drunk: :drunk: well i am from tampa sorry guys don't mean any disrespect posting another d.j.'s name:

[Lil Precious]

Where do the boys come up with this stuff???
Super genius!

[LilJimmyRbinson]

Haha that made my night. I would love to hear what hoo hoo is thinking right now. Too bad the pussy won't say shit on his show.

[Chuckyarla]

Haha that made my night. I would love to hear what hoo hoo is thinking right now. Too bad the pussy won't say shit on his show.

I invented not saying anything - hoo hoo

[Jim McGreedy]

Here's an interesting question (notice I didn't say funny). What percentage O&A listeners think they really came up with this tissue time thing. I find it hilarious, but I hope they drop it soon. It is beyond lame, as is the old lady inventor of everything. Hoo Hoo Hoo I invented mailing it in for the last decade and cashing in half a billion.

[Chuckyarla]

Here's an interesting question (notice I didn't say funny). What percentage O&A listeners think they really came up with this tissue time thing. I find it hilarious, but I hope they drop it soon. It is beyond lame, as is the old lady inventor of everything. Hoo Hoo Hoo I invented mailing it in for the last decade and cashing in half a billion.

Hi Mr. I don't get it.

[Power Tool]

This is just fucking classic.

NICE!

[Goblin]

howard must be shittimh himself hes probably having a stroke as we type

i know a source the AP
cause if it says AP its gotta be true

Associated Pests? :icon_mrgr

[CruelCircus]

Ironically, this is probably the best/biggest assault on the media in awhile.

Well, hey. The boys said the contest was over and they wouldn't encourage AOTM anymore. They NEVER said that the pests should stop doing them.

[NorfCal]

Associated Pests? :icon_mrgr

Thank you, we'll run with that :action-sm

[NorfCal]

Well, hey. The boys said the contest was over and they wouldn't encourage AOTM anymore. They NEVER said that the pests should stop doing them.

:icon_eek:

[Hudson]

Ok I smell "Assault On the Media" Bit Reborn!!!
A little more up my alley.
"Media" does include all mediums of information...
so press releases written well and getting out there somewhere would be interesting

[LornPorn]

I write press releases for a living - want to have some fun? There are many different avenues of approach we can take to get a press release to not only daily newspapers, but to websites, and if lucky, can be picked up by national news networks. Just need to know what to do - soldier AFI.

[KneeKnee]

I think getting the boys in the the media this way is more gooder. No one gets fired, deaf, or arrested!:clap:

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

this is genius. and best of all, it's legal, won't get anyone hurt, and there's no gray area as far as the legality of it is concerned.

like true Pests, we don't get exterminated - we always find a way.

[Hudson]

Hey Work Smarter, not Harder!!!

[Smoka]

Yes, make sure you listen on Saturday nights. :icon_roll HAHA, very good AOTM! Was it intended to be a sort of advertisement to begin with or just a goof? Wonder how many subscribers will come from this...

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Yes, make sure you listen on Saturday nights. :icon_roll HAHA, very good AOTM! Was it intended to be a sort of advertisement to begin with or just a goof? Wonder how many subscribers will come from this...

i think a little of both. if we can get the bboys' names out there and take a few jabs at Stern at the same time, all the more gooder.

[Chuckyarla]

Yes, make sure you listen on Saturday nights. :icon_roll HAHA, very good AOTM! Was it intended to be a sort of advertisement to begin with or just a goof? Wonder how many subscribers will come from this...

Mainly designed to get under hoo hoo's skin.

[Fr. Dougal]

I hate to throw a wet blanket on all the excitement here, but the pr-newswire and all of it's affiliates that have been linked to in this thread are not news stories that have been filed or reported by any news organizations. Those are simply online archives of press releases that individuals have released to notify the press of something that the person doing the press release wants the press to consider covering. In other words, no press or news agency has covered or reported this story, but rather some individual created a phony press release and submitted it to an online press release repository.

It was a cute little prank, but nothing to get too excited about, although some dumb reporter out there might actually pick up on the press release and report it as news.

Exactly. Ya beat me to it. :)

No one would find this or get it... unless they went looking for it. This thing isn't being faxed into newsrooms around the city.

So all of you with contacts... please help out and pass this along!

[NorfCal]

Exactly. Ya beat me to it. :)

No one would find this or get it... unless they went looking for it. This thing isn't being faxed into newsrooms around the city.

So all of you with contacts... please help out and pass this along!

I think it made it far enough-

http://www.fmqb.com/Article.asp?id=152902

[Chuckyarla]

Exactly. Ya beat me to it. :)

No one would find this or get it... unless they went looking for it. This thing isn't being faxed into newsrooms around the city.

So all of you with contacts... please help out and pass this along!

Every pest should try to send this in to reporters. fax or email it in to entertainment reporters at your local paper, radio station and TV. Fax is preferable, you can get normally get ahold of fax numbers from the newspaper/radio/tv website. Same with who the entertainment reporter is.

The main purpose was to get under Howard's skin. I am sure this has been done, but more press will be better. In addition post it up on applicable newsboards.

[Wally1985]

good job sirs, i'll try to send it to everyone

[Goblin]

Thank you, we'll run with that :action-sm

:action-sm

[Awesome Man]

that is awesome i hope hoo hoo is hoo hooing in his shitter now

[Ploppy]

It made it's way to Forbes.

Forbes mentions Tissue Time with Beth and Allsion (http://www.forbes.com/prnewswire/feeds/prnewswire/2005/12/07/prnewswire200512071646PR_NEWS_B_WES_LA_LAW092.html )

[NorfCal]

It made it's way to Forbes.

Forbes mentions Tissue Time with Beth and Allsion (http://www.forbes.com/prnewswire/feeds/prnewswire/2005/12/07/prnewswire200512071646PR_NEWS_B_WES_LA_LAW092.html )

That brings a tear to my eye :clap:

[Finger Younger]

That brings a tear to my eye :clap:

Thats beautiful....

How ya been NorfCal?

[NorfCal]

Thats beautiful....

How ya been NorfCal?

Fantastic, you? When are you coming this way, I need some of that Chico cheer you had. :action-sm

[n8crwlr]

I think getting the boys in the the media this way is more gooder. No one gets fired, deaf, or arrested!:clap:
Or fired as stated in the article here (http://www.fmqb.com/Article.asp?id=152902)

[n8crwlr]

It made it's way to Forbes.

Forbes mentions Tissue Time with Beth and Allsion (http://www.forbes.com/prnewswire/feeds/prnewswire/2005/12/07/prnewswire200512071646PR_NEWS_B_WES_LA_LAW092.html )
It is funny that the advertisement of the alcohol was shown before the release, they should have held off with the alcohol to celebrate.

[DJBigFatCock]

OK Next press release is the O&A charity event "Homeless shopping spree" I cant wright for shit but we gotta get that one out as a "positave way to give to the homeless" we spend alot of time patting our you your selves on the back and its well deserved But Howards everyware in the media so we gotta be everyware. Im by far not a general but I do have the faith.
P.S. please run this idea by the generals for an OK befor you go too far with it.

[Carter]

I don't really know where to post this, Im a noob here so bear with me.
I was just informed my friends will be going to Stern's last show next friday , and they want me to come.
I know the pests have something planned and I was wondering if I could get in on it.
Send me a PM or w/e.
Thanks.

[BitWrecker]

I don't really know where to post this, Im a noob here so bear with me.
I was just informed my friends will be going to Stern's last show next friday , and they want me to come.
I know the pests have something planned and I was wondering if I could get in on it.
Send me a PM or w/e.
Thanks.

ahh, easy infiltration...Someone show this fine soul the way

[Dick Shortner]

That is pretty amazing. Hope Hoo Hoo Howie saw it.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

sorry Carter, but any major plans are not divulged to noobs. that doesn't mean you can't show up that day though, as anyone is free to.

[Carter]

Understandable, Ill be there anyway

[JonBenetRamsey]

I don't really know where to post this, Im a noob here so bear with me.
I was just informed my friends will be going to Stern's last show next friday , and they want me to come.
I know the pests have something planned and I was wondering if I could get in on it.
Send me a PM or w/e.
Thanks.
though i am not in on these plans nor can i attend(fucking job) but i would suggest a sharpie and poster board. simple and effective.

[Chuckyarla]

OK Next press release is the O&A charity event "Homeless shopping spree" I cant wright for shit but we gotta get that one out as a "positave way to give to the homeless" we spend alot of time patting our you your selves on the back and its well deserved But Howards everyware in the media so we gotta be everyware. Im by far not a general but I do have the faith.
P.S. please run this idea by the generals for an OK befor you go too far with it.

Do not send out press releases on your own. If you have any ideas contact myself, Dugout Doug, Boston Strangler, BAM or any other general or wackbag adminstrator. We do not want this to go overboard.

Assistance on ideas and volunteers for efforts are always welcome.

[LifeHacker]

Please spread this information
Some one needs to get this on FARK and New York Radio News Board
The army was the source for the billboard. Now spread the information on this news
You have the links, go ahead and send it
Here is supposently a listing of links: Please spread them around to newspapers (especially entertainment reporters), radio news and boards.
Every pest should try to send this in to reporters. fax or email it in to entertainment reporters at your local paper, radio station and TV. Fax is preferable, you can get normally get ahold of fax numbers from the newspaper/radio/tv website. Same with who the entertainment reporter is.
ok and now this:
Do not send out press releases on your own. If you have any ideas contact myself, Dugout Doug, Boston Strangler, BAM or any other general or wackbag adminstrator. We do not want this to go overboard.

WHICH WAY?

MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i think Chucky means to spread around official press releases to news organizations and such, not to make up fake press releases on your own. and even when trying to get a press release done, choose the subject wisely. it would be rather trivial if we tried to make every single bit O&A do into a press release.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

it would be rather trivial if we tried to make every single bit O&A do into a press release.

Yeah, what do you think this is the doggy?

[Chuckyarla]

ok and now this:


WHICH WAY?

MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Glen the tool got it. My response of not sending out press releases was regarding new ones people make up on their own. Someone suggested one on the homeless shopping spree which is not a bad idea, We are being very careful not to overdue this avenue. It needs to be used only on a limited basis and for good reason. Not all of our initial thoughts on press releases have gone out.

WHen we do put out an official O&A army release we want the pests to push it. We are also looking for those with writing ability and or contacts to step up and join what will now be the AP (Associated Pests).

side comment: These press releases actually took a good bit of time with a great collaborative effort. Each of us has our own idea of cute or meaningful points. Together it turned out excellent. What was also key was that each of us was receptive to comments and suggestions from each other. Though all of us but one honorable pest want recognition we relize that the overall best product is more important then any individual contribution. Again I would like to thank Norfcal, BAM and unmentionable pest for their collaborating with me on this task.

Those desiring to help should send an email to me at Ben_shog @hotmail.com

It also costs funds to put these press releases out through services that truly distribute them. Those wishing to support the finances of the O&A Army should send an email message to Ben_shog @hotmail.com

[PizzaBomber]

http://www.kidblount.com/

Here is a good story about it

[IDontCare05]

http://www.kidblount.com/

Here is a good story about it


That freaked me out....What kind of kid would make that?

[MyMomsBox]

That freaked me out....What kind of kid would make that?

I have a feeling we'll be hearing about him in 15 years. One of his girlfriends will have been chopped to pieces in the basement fridge.

[showdeathclock]

HOLY JESUS CHRIST. Mind you I live in Seattle like Biv.
Got this email actually from a mutual co-workers of ours. How should I react?

"I am in New York City from Thursday to Sunday. Yeppers, I'm going to the Stern party for his last show. Spur of the moment, I booked it last Friday...$400 for Transportation, Air and 3 nights Hotel. Pretty good deal, eh?

I will take plenty of pictures...hopefully I'll be close to get some good ones. I was so excited to tell you.

Talk to you soon! Any place in New York that I shouldn't miss? After the party Friday and all day Saturday I'll be in the city.

Hey Now!"

I'm not sure I can even be his friend anymore.

[NorfCal]

HOLY JESUS CHRIST. Mind you I live in Seattle like Biv.
Got this email actually from a mutual co-workers of ours. How should I react?

"I am in New York City from Thursday to Sunday. Yeppers, I'm going to the Stern party for his last show. Spur of the moment, I booked it last Friday...$400 for Transportation, Air and 3 nights Hotel. Pretty good deal, eh?

I will take plenty of pictures...hopefully I'll be close to get some good ones. I was so excited to tell you.

Talk to you soon! Any place in New York that I shouldn't miss? After the party Friday and all day Saturday I'll be in the city.

Hey Now!"

I'm not sure I can even be his friend anymore.

send him this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/phygs/bigBanner5-copy.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/phygs/bigBanner4-copy.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/phygs/bigBanner1-copy.jpg

[Chuckyarla]

tell him he needs to go up to 140th street. walk around for a little while. needs to dress nicely though

[Wally1985]

while he's up there he should look lost and keep out his valuables to show that he is lost, the knitters will help him

[DownWithTheHoo]

That's a brilliant idea.... hold a "Pest Conference"

"Yeah, the old broad in the front, what's your question?"

"Um... mr... is it ConnorPetersonsUmbillicalCord?"

"Yes, what's your questions?"

"You keep mentioning Ben's Hog. Is Ben a farmer or a biker?"
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