CunningLinguist
12-11-2005, 10:46 AM
( to the tune of "Imagine" by John Lennon)
Imagine if Sirius got signal
Everywhere you go
Imagine they made a unit
You didn't have to tow
Imagine they played music
You haven't heard a thousand times
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I'm hope some day you'll join us
And see why XM is number one
Imagine Sirius stock
Would make you a buck
Imagine they wasted no money
On a washed up and lazy shmuck
Imagine you paid $13.00
For something more than farts and burps
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I'm hope some day you'll join us
And see why XM is number one
Imagine it's a year from now
The Little Dog's been put to sleep
Imagine they went bankrupt
Because of Hoohoo the creep
Imagine he's now doing the hog report
From beautiful downtown Des Moines
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I'm hope some day you'll join us
And see why XM is the only one
Imagine if Sirius got signal
Everywhere you go
Imagine they made a unit
You didn't have to tow
Imagine they played music
You haven't heard a thousand times
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I'm hope some day you'll join us
And see why XM is number one
Imagine Sirius stock
Would make you a buck
Imagine they wasted no money
On a washed up and lazy shmuck
Imagine you paid $13.00
For something more than farts and burps
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I'm hope some day you'll join us
And see why XM is number one
Imagine it's a year from now
The Little Dog's been put to sleep
Imagine they went bankrupt
Because of Hoohoo the creep
Imagine he's now doing the hog report
From beautiful downtown Des Moines
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I'm hope some day you'll join us
And see why XM is the only one