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politejonny
12-13-2005, 08:16 PM
This should be the guys' next bit. One third-party individual comes in to measure each of the guys in the studio (including Steve, Ben, the help, etc...) - having one person do all of the measuring will ensure the validity of the numbers, since different people measure in different ways - then the results can be revealed throughout the day tournament style, pairing two contenders and declaring the victor who gets to move on to the next round. Finally, we get to see who really does have the most delicious gift on the show, and even how each one fares against the other. What do you think, guys?

::d&r::

JoeyDVDZ
12-13-2005, 08:17 PM
Hoo hoo, I think howie did that one.

THE FEZ MAN
12-13-2005, 08:17 PM
shit you beat me too it
he did years ago when jackie was still on the show

MyMomsBox
12-13-2005, 08:19 PM
Shall we make it a poll for fellow wackbaggers?

FuzzyScrote
12-13-2005, 08:25 PM
Yep Hoo -Hoo did it ang Gary and Jackie barley had 5 inchers erect. Howard had 6.5 and Fred had 7.

Cage
12-13-2005, 08:25 PM
This should be the guys' next bit. One third-party individual comes in to measure each of the guys in the studio (including Steve, Ben, the help, etc...) - having one person do all of the measuring will ensure the validity of the numbers, since different people measure in different ways - then the results can be revealed throughout the day tournament style, pairing two contenders and declaring the victor who gets to move on to the next round. Finally, we get to see who really does have the most delicious gift on the show, and even how each one fares against the other. What do you think, guys?

::d&r::

Are you a Hoo Hoo fan?

JoeyDVDZ
12-13-2005, 08:26 PM
Nice attempt, politejohnny, but we're not especially interested in rehashing really old hoohoo bits, only stealing the thunder from "new" ones. :)

rick0926
12-13-2005, 08:26 PM
Only if they play gangsta fag while measuring

TheSolipsist
12-13-2005, 08:26 PM
gay or funny? ummm....yeahhhhh. ghey.....

i say if they do the bit, they start with ben, then end the bit right then and there. just declare him the winner. cuase let's be honest...it just to find out what's in his pants.

politejonny
12-13-2005, 08:30 PM
And here I was afraid everyone was going to call me a Faggoty Francis. Turns out I'm just Plagerising Percy. Ah well, there's really no harm in stealing it since Stern already accusing everyone of doing so anyway.

Taso
12-13-2005, 08:30 PM
hmmm, i dont think measuring man-meat would be anything even close to be considered a funny bit. The last thing we would need is to bring the ghey back to the show.

APortablePhone
12-13-2005, 08:34 PM
Yep Hoo -Hoo did it ang Gary and Jackie barley had 5 inchers erect. Howard had 6.5 and Fred had 7.

p.s.
I am gay.

hoo cares
12-13-2005, 08:36 PM
It could get ugly...Opie would want a woman to measure, Ant would need a sterilized physician, and Li'l Jimmy would demand a tranny. The logistics just don't work. Sorry...Nice thought, though :rolleyes:

Turtle
12-13-2005, 08:36 PM
Shall we make it a poll for fellow wackbaggers?
I don't care, I realy don't care, I don't care.

Sorry but I think this is bad idea, because I am sure I would be in the lowest 10% of WB.

GovtMule1979
12-13-2005, 08:37 PM
Howdy........Faggggits

angrybeerguy
12-13-2005, 08:37 PM
What about the old stick your dick in a bottle with bees or wasps in it.Think the boys came up with the Idea back in the Wnew days

Tax Kuntz
12-13-2005, 08:40 PM
Opie already did this when he was talking about shaving his balls.

NSFW (http://img489.imageshack.us/my.php?image=opiedick9zv.png)
:icon_sad:

angrybeerguy
12-13-2005, 08:41 PM
Opie already did this when he was talking about shaving his balls.

NSFW (http://img489.imageshack.us/my.php?image=opiedick9zv.png)
:icon_sad:





Hmmm I think thats almost an innie

GreatAmericanZero
12-13-2005, 08:47 PM
not only did hoohoo do that before, it is really gay and not really in teh style of the O&A show. Howard talks about his penis all the time and asks any male guest what they are packing, O&A really arent that fixated on penises

SPeeDy
12-13-2005, 08:49 PM
Gay.... very gay

VOD
12-13-2005, 08:51 PM
And here I was afraid everyone was going to call me a Faggoty Francis. Turns out I'm just Plagerising Percy. Ah well, there's really no harm in stealing it since Stern already accusing everyone of doing so anyway.


Don't fret, I still think you're a Faggoty Francis. I'll even through a Marvelous Mary at you for good measure.

Taso
12-13-2005, 08:54 PM
Opie already did this when he was talking about shaving his balls.

NSFW (http://img489.imageshack.us/my.php?image=opiedick9zv.png)
:icon_sad:




Why the fuck do i click on your links knowing full well they cant be good?

Jayhawk
12-13-2005, 09:08 PM
Opie already did this when he was talking about shaving his balls.

NSFW (http://img489.imageshack.us/my.php?image=opiedick9zv.png)
:icon_sad:





I feel more gooder about myself.

Thanx Kuntz.

Tax Kuntz
12-13-2005, 09:13 PM
Why the fuck do i click on your links knowing full well they cant be good?

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/7135/fish0yi.gif (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://imageshack.us/):action-sm

kloraferm
12-13-2005, 09:16 PM
What a gay, unfunny bit. I kinda remember that on Howard's show.

KneeKnee
12-13-2005, 09:17 PM
gay or just plain funny?



GAY!

Turtle
12-13-2005, 09:17 PM
Opie already did this when he was talking about shaving his balls.

NSFW (http://img489.imageshack.us/my.php?image=opiedick9zv.png)
:icon_sad:




thats funny, i'm still laaafin:clap: :clap:

Bill
12-13-2005, 09:28 PM
It was gay and unfunny when Howard did it and it would be gay, unfunny and stolen if O&A did it.

L.S.M.F.T
12-13-2005, 09:32 PM
politejonny??? fucking faggot

Turtle
12-13-2005, 09:36 PM
politejonny??? fucking faggot
Wow, for a first post you made a statement. I'll be looking for your second post and see what you have next.

Tax Kuntz
12-13-2005, 09:54 PM
politejonny??? fucking faggot

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4641/153743up.jpg (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://imageshack.us/)

LifeHacker
12-13-2005, 09:56 PM
Your idea stinks!

Turtle
12-13-2005, 09:59 PM
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4641/153743up.jpg (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://imageshack.us/)
your a smart ass, a funny smart ass and i like it
wavey hand thing

Slow Bollards
12-13-2005, 10:17 PM
This should be the guys' next bit. One third-party individual comes in to measure each of the guys in the studio (including Steve, Ben, the help, etc...) - having one person do all of the measuring will ensure the validity of the numbers, since different people measure in different ways - then the results can be revealed throughout the day tournament style, pairing two contenders and declaring the victor who gets to move on to the next round. Finally, we get to see who really does have the most delicious gift on the show, and even how each one fares against the other. What do you think, guys?

::d&r::
Got ourselves a purdy little FAGGIT!

Onuris
12-13-2005, 10:28 PM
did you leave your robe with robert reed?

F'in Ponderous
12-13-2005, 10:42 PM
This should be the guys' next bit. One third-party individual comes in to measure each of the guys in the studio (including Steve, Ben, the help, etc...) - having one person do all of the measuring will ensure the validity of the numbers, since different people measure in different ways - then the results can be revealed throughout the day tournament style, pairing two contenders and declaring the victor who gets to move on to the next round. Finally, we get to see who really does have the most delicious gift on the show, and even how each one fares against the other. What do you think, guys?

Was your favorite O&A bit Opie's marshmallow/dick in the ass college hazing story by any chance?

APortablePhone
12-13-2005, 10:42 PM
Finally, we get to see who really does have the most delicious gift on the show

Dusting off an old one for this thread...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/gayasthis.jpg

fusionspliced
12-13-2005, 11:37 PM
not funny, very gay. Are you the guy at the urinal always trying to cop a peek? :piss2:piss

stevethrower
12-13-2005, 11:41 PM
I have heard from a couple of female sources... that little Jimmy is packing major hogage...

F'in Ponderous
12-13-2005, 11:45 PM
I have heard from a couple of female sources... that little Jimmy is packing major hogage...

Hmmm, I wonder how those conversations started. "By any chance, is my dick as big as Jimmy's?" Or, "Hey, rather than bang, let's talk about Jim Norton's delicious cock. How large is it, would you estimate?"

Arch Stanton
12-13-2005, 11:45 PM
This penis party's got to go! hey hey ho ho

GLENN_THE_TOOL
12-13-2005, 11:54 PM
And here I was afraid everyone was going to call me a Faggoty Francis. Turns out I'm just Plagerising Percy. Ah well, there's really no harm in stealing it since Stern already accusing everyone of doing so anyway.

you're a Misspelling Marty too. :action-sm

shaunsinger
12-14-2005, 12:33 AM
This should be the guys' next bit. One third-party individual comes in to measure each of the guys in the studio (including Steve, Ben, the help, etc...) - having one person do all of the measuring will ensure the validity of the numbers, since different people measure in different ways - then the results can be revealed throughout the day tournament style, pairing two contenders and declaring the victor who gets to move on to the next round. Finally, we get to see who really does have the most delicious gift on the show, and even how each one fares against the other. What do you think, guys?

::d&r::


umm ill go with not funny just plain gay

parasite
12-14-2005, 01:25 AM
This should be the guys' next bit. One third-party individual comes in to measure each of the guys in the studio (including Steve, Ben, the help, etc...) - having one person do all of the measuring will ensure the validity of the numbers, since different people measure in different ways - then the results can be revealed throughout the day tournament style, pairing two contenders and declaring the victor who gets to move on to the next round. Finally, we get to see who really does have the most delicious gift on the show, and even how each one fares against the other. What do you think, guys?

::d&r::

The gay forum is on SFN, shitdick.

Etherfiend
12-14-2005, 02:03 AM
This penis party's got to go! hey hey ho ho

hahahaha

"You partook in a fallace naming?"

great movie


oh and measuring cock, not a funny bit. instead of calling you names politejohnny, i'll just say keep trying fella :icon_mrgr

Premarital Sex
12-14-2005, 02:33 AM
This is almost as gay as that video someone posted in Ant's myspace page. It's since disappeared, but I'm sure one of you faggots know what I'm talking about.

I have heard from a couple of female sources... that little Jimmy is packing major hogage... Funny, I've heard the same thing from Vos and Patrice as well.

CousinBryn
12-14-2005, 02:40 AM
ghey



totally ghey



liberace ghey

freak8
12-14-2005, 02:48 AM
I have heard from a couple of female sources... that little Jimmy is packing major hogage...

what king of irishman is he then:icon_cool

Hudson
12-14-2005, 03:45 AM
This is almost as Gay as the 1960's National Lampooners' Pledges watching porn on a super 8, naked and having someone spotting for the first boner!

MattyIceGfunk
12-14-2005, 09:00 AM
well darn, I had my dick shot ready to add to the contest cause I was expecting to see all yours up. I would hate being the first to post though.

Carrr
12-14-2005, 09:19 AM
"I hired you men to get a little track layed, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots"

Might be a bit for Andrew Dice Gay.

NoFilterPaul
12-14-2005, 10:24 AM
this thread is for faggits

ProfessorAnt
12-14-2005, 12:07 PM
Shall we make it a poll for fellow wackbaggers?
more like a POLE for wackbaggers...eh hrmph oh dear lord.

http://www.forumspile.com/Gay-Country.jpg

CrisReevsHorse
12-14-2005, 01:00 PM
This should be the guys' next bit. One third-party individual comes in to measure each of the guys in the studio (including Steve, Ben, the help, etc...) - having one person do all of the measuring will ensure the validity of the numbers, since different people measure in different ways - then the results can be revealed throughout the day tournament style, pairing two contenders and declaring the victor who gets to move on to the next round. Finally, we get to see who really does have the most delicious gift on the show, and even how each one fares against the other. What do you think, guys?

::d&r::

that's fucking gay!

FishinForBabies
12-14-2005, 04:10 PM
damnit. y'all got my hopes up. I thought that all us wackbaggers would compare our dick sizes....

ALurker
12-14-2005, 04:16 PM
Hoo hoo, Politejonny is rippin' me off, tell 'em Fred.

tonebone
12-14-2005, 07:41 PM
damnit. y'all got my hopes up. I thought that all us wackbaggers would compare our dick sizes....

*Insert cricket sound here*

DREW
12-14-2005, 09:08 PM
the gayest thread ever. It's time to kill it.

Turtle
12-14-2005, 09:31 PM
Soooo, did you see the game on Sunday?

poopiebottoms
12-14-2005, 09:44 PM
This is super ghey!

Now a tranny size contest...

Nope still super ghey.