Fun With Paltalk Fagheads

[Bunny™]

Paltalk is not just for meeting new friends and fans of O&A...
it's also a good way to fuck with the Arab homos that like to PM.

al shaalan: :)
Bunny_WB: do you like gladiator movies?
al shaalan: fuck me
Bunny_WB: rather forward, don't you think?
Bunny_WB: I mean really...there should be a little back and forth chit chat first
al shaalan: i lik u
Bunny_WB: thats better
al shaalan: fuck me
Bunny_WB: well you tried...I'll give you that
Bunny_WB: so where shall I fuck you
al shaalan: me 22--------75---177
al shaalan: :) <3
Bunny_WB: is that a half-assed phone number?
Bunny_WB: because there are a few missing digits
al shaalan: cock
Bunny_WB: what is the 75?
al shaalan: me
al shaalan: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
al shaalan: :(
Bunny_WB: so you are 75 years old?...or 75 inches tall?....
Bunny_WB: enlighten me
Bunny_WB: or are you metric?
Bunny_WB: therefore disregard the word "inches"
al shaalan: 22 years
Bunny_WB: right
Bunny_WB: so what the hell is "75"?
al shaalan: i want to sea u cock
al shaalan: whiet
Bunny_WB: you have a few grammatical errors in your typing vocabulary....does not compute.
Bunny_WB: do you want to see me cook?
Bunny_WB: because I used to be a cook in the Coast Guard...kinda ironic..don't you agree?
al shaalan: yeas p
Bunny_WB: great! gives me a chance to dust off the ol' Henckels..
Bunny_WB: now, what should I cook?
al shaalan: ????????????????????????
Bunny_WB: you want to see me cook, right?
al shaalan: y
al shaalan: :0
Bunny_WB: well...what would you like to see me cook?
al shaalan: cook
Bunny_WB: I have some leftover stuffing mix from Christmas...
al shaalan: now
Bunny_WB: you are familiar with that particular holiday, aren't you?
al shaalan: cook
al shaalan: cook
Bunny_WB: ooh..I have some glazed ham in the freezer I can thaw out
Bunny_WB: you wanna see me cook that?
al shaalan: y cook
al shaalan: >:<
al shaalan: :(
Bunny_WB: why cook?..well, I've always considered myself a "foodie" and I find it very relaxing...and it's always enjoyable to eat food that one has prepared himself...don't you agree?
Bunny_WB: now dry those tears
al shaalan: fuck u o1o
Bunny_WB: now thats a little harsh
al shaalan: :(
Bunny_WB: I'm not a fucking gourmet chef, for chrissakes!!
al shaalan: ????????????????????????????????????
Bunny_WB: hmmm..judging by those smilies..I'm feeling that you want some asian food
Bunny_WB: do you like moo goo gai pan?
al shaalan: fuck u
Bunny_WB: ok I was just fucking with you
al shaalan: what
Bunny_WB: you wanna see my coCk?
al shaalan:
al shaalan:
al shaalan: (this assclown kept posting angry smilies and I'm not retyping that shit here)
al shaalan: bay
Bunny_WB: don't get your smilies in a tizzy..now do you want to see my big juicy Bay State cock?
al shaalan: y
al shaalan: (more smilies)
al shaalan: bay
Bunny_WB: tough shit, faggot...I only show my junk to men who appriciate good cuisine
Bunny_WB: now go fuck a camel
al shaalan: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bunny_WB: I think you mean to say "hahahahahhahahaha"
al shaalan: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
al shaalan: bay
Bunny_WB: you like a little abuse, huh?
Bunny_WB: you like the Bay State?
al shaalan: >??????????????????//
Bunny_WB: I know some of your buddies enjoyed the lax security of our largest airport a few years back
al shaalan: bay
Bunny_WB: do you like OPIE and anthony? ( I think that the word "opie" means something to these savages..what I have no clue, but it keeps them coming into the O&A themed rooms)
al shaalan: ?????????????????/ (ok, I may have been wrong)
Bunny_WB: anthony is funny..and norden is always great..
Bunny_WB: but I love that OPIE!
al shaalan: y
al shaalan: i lik y cook
Bunny_WB: well he's just got charisma..I cant place my finger on it...sometimes I wonder late at night as I lie awake in my palatial basement apartment...
Bunny_WB: and you like cooks too
Bunny_WB: do you like The Shining?
al shaalan: (ugh..another smilie)
al shaalan: what shining
Bunny_WB: Scatman Cruthers really opitimized the role of a cook in that movie, if I may be so bold.
al shaalan: i lik y cook
Bunny_WB: you really are trying hard..I'll give you that
al shaalan:
al shaalan:
al shaalan: (some happy smilies and a rose..faggot)
Bunny_WB: awww..you really are a charming sand-monkey
al shaalan: :)
al shaalan: fuck me
Bunny_WB: If I had a Howitzer, I would
Bunny_WB: believe me

*at this point I bounced him because, frankly it was getting a little tiresome..and this homoarabian obviously had no clue what I was talking about.
Am I the only one that really enjoys doing this?

[Glenn Dandy]

You have too much time on your hands,,, But pretty funny... fucking oil frog./

[zagman76]

bwahahahah - that was really funny!

[mikeybot]

Oil frog, I have to say I've honestly never heard that one.
Thanks Glenn

[Etherfiend]

thats fucking funny. i lik u. ha now is he licking some part of you or does he like you and want to get to know you. we may never know....

reminds me of Doug Stanhope trying to catch pedos online

www.baiting.org

i recommend everyone read a few of them (some are long but they're all fucking funny)

[Halo Five]

fucking hilarious... faggit ragheads...

[sniper]

Classic!

[Elo]

Homoarabian? That is good.

Very funny.

[Taso]

Bunny that was Vos-ome, no more than that, it was Trav-ulous

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Bunny that was Vos-ome, no more than that, it was Trav-ulous
i would say it was erock-tic

[KneeKnee]

So, did you show him your cock?

[LSULacey]

Love the Bunny and any slayings he puts out here

[Silera]

I can't wait until you come sleep over!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i hate those sandgolfers, for some reason they think every guy in a chat room is there for gay sex. bra-fucking-vo Bunny.

[Taso]

i hate those sandgolfers, for some reason they think every guy in a chat room is there for gay sex.Yeah some of them are there to pick up little children.

[BravoSierra]

Bunny_WB: hmmm..judging by those smilies..I'm feeling that you want some asian food

Very nice! :clap: :clap: :clap:

I also did a 5 minute research and found this: (I realize its been talked about on the show but my search came up different than I remember)

http://157.150.197.21/dgaacs/arabterm.nsf/375b4cb457d6e2cc85256b260070ed33/$searchForm!SearchView&Seq=1

Edit: type in Opie afterwards.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Yeah some of them are there to pick up little children.

Krinkle Krinkle! :icon_lol:

[KevSlider]

"Bunny_WB: If I had a Howitzer, I would"

I'm actually picturing you saying that and laughing.

[LAX]

al shaalan: fuck me
Bunny_WB: rather forward, don't you think?
Bunny_WB: I mean really...there should be a little back and forth chit chat first


fuckin classic bunny....you kill me

[Taso]

"Bunny_WB: If I had a Howitzer, I would"

I'm actually picturing you saying that and laughing.
It would sound more like "Howitzah" though

[fewtoomany]

That was great!

[SOS]

Bunny_WB: anthony is funny..and norden is always great..
Bunny_WB: but I love that OPIE!
al shaalan: y
al shaalan: i lik y cook
Bunny_WB: well he's just got charisma..I cant place my finger on it...sometimes I wonder late at night as I lie awake in my palatial basement apartment...

:-)

[KevSlider]

I had a lil fun with someone too:

MikeNyce820: damn oh ok thanks anyway p.s (tell everyone in ur new room i say hi! tee hee
KevSlider: Okay
MikeNyce820: j/k
KevSlider: Hold on, let me get you the replies
(a few minutes pass)
MikeNyce820: cant wait to see these!!!
(No replies after this)

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

usually when i'm in a chatroom and some fag tries to hit on me in an IM, i post their name in big, bold letters to the whole room and state that they just tried hitting on me. more times than not, they'll leave the room right after. that's what the hip kids these days call "blowing up someone's spot."

[Bunny™]

usually when i'm in a chatroom and some fag tries to hit on me in an IM, i post their name in big, bold letters to the whole room and state that they just tried hitting on me. more times than not, they'll leave the room right after. that's what the hip kids these days call "blowing up someone's spot."
But what's the fun in that?
Having some fun with the little dune buggers and posting it here is much more funner.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

But what's the fun in that?
Having some fun with the little dune buggers and posting it here is much more funner.

good point. i'll keep that in mind the next time a camel jockey tries hitting on me.

[Premarital Sex]

Ugh, I hate those arab shitdicks. I rarely go on because once the name 'Premarital Sex' logs on, a lot of assholes think it's time for 'Premarital Ass Sex'. I tried to mess with one once, but all i got was 'i english not good, i from kuwait'.

[Lucci]

Bunny is obvously the IM master of his domain. Evidence:

Bunny_WB: :)
Lucci_18: what the fuck?
Bunny_WB: I'm from Bahston and I like beahhh
Bunny_WB: I like Nascaaah
Lucci_18: Are you a homo?
Bunny_WB: Yes but dont tell anyone
Lucci_18: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH are you shitting me? I'm tellin EVERYONE!
Bunny_WB: I just swallowed some guys delicious seed. I was thinking of Dale Eahnhaaaht when I did it, then I remembed he was dead and the thaght of his chahhed decapitated cahpse made my rod even stiffah.
Lucci_18: I think this is a conversation best saved for your therapist, innit?
Bunny_WB: I like the way I type in a Bahhhston accent
Lucci_18: I like the tin man
Bunny_WB: I like Knee Knee. He's a sexy bastahd
Lucci_18: Is there a point to all of this?
Bunny_WB: I would fuck him so haahd
Lucci_18: Well, good for you. Here's your gold star.
Bunny_WB: Shiny!
Lucci_18: Can I delete you from my Pal list now?
Bunny_WB: Not befoah I tell you what a dick I am foah making all those lame old jokes
Lucci_18: Yeah, you are a gigantic cock gobbler.
Bunny_WB: Im sahhry Lucci. You ah the best. I am a spermburpah. You ah great. I am scum.
Lucci_18: Now THAT'S more like it
Bunny_WB: You ah a goddess. I am a losahh.
Lucci_18: OK that's enough now
Bunny_WB: I kiss your pictahh every night befoah spanking one out
Lucci_18: TMI, faggot
Bunny_WB: You rule. I am a boil on Doug's hairy ass.
Lucci_18: You need help.
Bunny_WB: glibbidy gloogle poo poo ah tinkle wanna frimmin on the ding dang
Lucci_18: <this user does not want to receive instant messages from you>
Bunny_WB: hello?
Lucci_18: <this user has you banned>
Bunny_WB: LUCCI?
Lucci_18: <this user has just committed suicide caused by your incessant ramblings>

[onehandjack]

too funny! too fuckin funny!

[KAI]

effin hilarious bunny!!! BRAVO

[Bunny™]

Fucking-A, Lucci!
That was you?...I thought I was PM'ing Liz.
that's what 11 beers on Paltalk looks like.
Totally Vosome.

[Taso]

:clap: :clap: for lucci, even old people can be funny sometimes.

[Fruit Monkey]

boyfrienarecool: hey
fruitmonkey: yea
fruitmonkey: how are u
boyfrienarecool: ok
fruitmonkey: whats up ?? it's cold out here..
boyfrienarecool: are you single
fruitmonkey: do i need to be?
boyfrienarecool: yes
fruitmonkey: then i am are u ?
fruitmonkey: hello u there
boyfrienarecool: what are you talk about
fruitmonkey: sex ? what else ? are you a top or a bottom?
boyfrienarecool: are you single
fruitmonkey: very
fruitmonkey: and so lonely
fruitmonkey: bunny_wb used to be my friend but he broke it off 7 months ago i never been the same since im so lonely now
You just sent a nudge!
boyfrienarecool just sent you a nudge!
fruitmonkey: u are being silly now do u have a cam ?
boyfrienarecool: no do you have a cam
fruitmonkey: yes u see me in the room why else would u message me silly
boyfrienarecool: do you have e_mail on yahoo
fruitmonkey: i dont yahoo do u ?
boyfrienarecool: yes
fruitmonkey: sounds sexy this yahoo can u shove your big cock in me on yahoo?
boyfrienarecool: are you going on yahoo
fruitmonkey: i dont yahoo do u ?
fruitmonkey: asl?
boyfrienarecool: yes 18 f nc
fruitmonkey: are u really a f ?
boyfrienarecool: yes
boyfrienarecool: are you a male
fruitmonkey: see my cam
boyfrienarecool: yes
fruitmonkey: can i see your cam ?
boyfrienarecool: no
fruitmonkey: why not?
boyfrienarecool: because i dont have a cam
fruitmonkey: then why do u want to yahoo ?
boyfrienarecool: yes
fruitmonkey: are u hot ?
fruitmonkey: height weight tit size please
boyfrienarecool: yes
boyfrienarecool: 5"7 my bra size is 32A
fruitmonkey: and u weigh?
boyfrienarecool: 115
fruitmonkey: oh wow perect
fruitmonkey: are u a virgin?
boyfrienarecool: ok
boyfrienarecool: no are you a virgin
fruitmonkey: ok really are a jerk off
boyfrienarecool: no
fruitmonkey: english u back woods country fuck do u speak it ?
fruitmonkey: u are a fucking towel head aint u
boyfrienarecool: yes
fruitmonkey: here's a little fact go fuck your mother
boyfrienarecool: no
fruitmonkey: can u type more then one word answers
boyfrienarecool: no
fruitmonkey: can do me a favor ?
boyfrienarecool: ok
fruitmonkey: kill your self



god why me bunny keep your friends away from me

[Bunny™]

Fruitmonkey = Faghead

SHITDICK!

[Fruit Monkey]

ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: y did i get bounced?
fruitmonkey: can u fucking read?
fruitmonkey: whp the fuck invited you?
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: what did i miss asshole
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: rude fuck
fruitmonkey: jerk off says when u come in leave if u aint invited fucking read you jerk off
fruitmonkey: what you are special ?
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: so lock the room stupid fuck
fruitmonkey: why cause you are what going to jerk of on cam
fruitmonkey: idiot that limits u to 15 people if u had a clue !! sorry we have more then 15 friends
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: your mom is going to jerk me off on cam
fruitmonkey: wow mom jokes and you are all of what 16?
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: 12
fruitmonkey: shows so how often do you getto jerk off oncam
You just sent a nudge!
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: This user is on an eariler version of the client that does not support the nudge feature.
You just sent a nudge!
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: This user is on an eariler version of the client that does not support the nudge feature.
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: wow a special invite room on pal!,s ounds like Queer city
fruitmonkey: this is why u are so jealous huh
fruitmonkey: wish u were in the room dont you
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: of a fruit
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: lmao!
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: queer!
fruitmonkey: and u have no idea what it is do u
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: a hookin room wiff that blond lucci!
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1:
fruitmonkey: want to try that in english this time jerk off
fruitmonkey: whast wrong kid ?
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: try again nigga
fruitmonkey: naa i dont let your mother suck my cock so i cant be a ...... she loves get ...... cock in her mouth
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: how much does that blond lucci charge for a fuck and suck?
fruitmonkey: if u didnt pussy up and block her u coulda asked her your self
fruitmonkey: my little bitch ,,,,, i made u my bitch
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: askin u fuck face
fruitmonkey: now boy listen to me go fuck your mother
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: i want your mother
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: ass up
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: and lucci lickin my balls
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: how much?
fruitmonkey: i say your mother takes ...... cock in the mouth and thats all u got """ i had to use a jimmy line """
fruitmonkey: when was it that your uncle made u suck cock first ?
fruitmonkey: 11 ? 12?
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: lmao!
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: QUEER!
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: fruity ass monkey
fruitmonkey: yes u got me ...now suck my cock like i made your father suck it before i shoved a spike up his ass
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: told ya u is a QUEER
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: guys suckin your dick, u faggot
fruitmonkey: canu put more the 6 words together at once or have u not been taught how to do that yet
ALRIGHT SPREAD-EM1: fruity ass monkey! is a Queer, has men suck is dick, cause hes a queer, loves it in his ass, hes a QUEER! i bet u was raised by QUEERS!
fruitmonkey: im done with you go fuck your self kid ! sucks to be such a waste of life . u really should kill yourself im sure it would make alot of people happy sit back and think of how many people wish you were dead .. your a disappointment to your family that is why u are here jerking off to people on cam your name says it all spread em as in man ass

[LAX]

ahhh...fuck fruit....i had that boyfriendarecool goin for a while to but it got cut short....now i feel used

[KneeKnee]

Bunny_WB: I like Knee Knee. He's a sexy bastahd
Lucci_18: Is there a point to all of this?
Bunny_WB: I would fuck him so haahd


:icon_eek:

[Lucci]

:icon_eek:


You're JUST reading that??

[KneeKnee]

You're JUST reading that??
:icon_redf

[UnOriginal]

Bunny that was Vos-ome, no more than that, it was Trav-ulous

burr-ific is the only way to describe it.

[LAX]

rathna: hai
rathna came online at 8:36 AM
laxplaya42: hai?
rathna: ru from
laxplaya42: earth
rathna: wow
rathna: r u hot now
laxplaya42: no its kinda chilly today actually
rathna: come to private room
laxplaya42: why do have a secret
rathna: no
rathna: its give privacy to chat
laxplaya42: this is private...are you a female
rathna: yes
rathna: can i have fun with u
laxplaya42: oh to bad im into guys
rathna: y
laxplaya42: why not
rathna: do u like guy or agirl?
rathna: r u there
laxplaya42: i like guys and no barb's not my type
rathna: oh then my boy frnd is also here
laxplaya42: its a little party huh
laxplaya42: but that convieient that he's there.. what are the odds
rathna: then u show ur bobs
laxplaya42: bob's not here right now sorry
laxplaya42: i can give him a call
rathna: do it
laxplaya42: do you know bob
rathna: shall i see ur pennis
laxplaya42: no you shall not..
rathna: ok buy
laxplaya42: buy what
rathna logged off at 8:47 AM

[UnOriginal]

elnaeek: 6 inches
Un0riginal00: I hate you still
elnaeek: not errected now
Un0riginal00: you should tie your noose now
Un0riginal00: and hang yourself by your cock
elnaeek: what i make to u to make u love me
Un0riginal00: will you kill yourself?
Un0riginal00: your english is worse than a turbanhead's
elnaeek: ok
Un0riginal00: durka durka?
Un0riginal00: durka jihad?
Un0riginal00: answer me
elnaeek: but i have one request
Un0riginal00: and your request is?
Un0riginal00: is it muslim peace?
elnaeek: what u mean
Un0riginal00: WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING REQUEST RETARD
Un0riginal00: REQUEST?
Un0riginal00: I am a beautiful woman
elnaeek: can i have a hard sex with u before i kill my self?
Un0riginal00: I am a beautiful woman, I love
Un0riginal00: questions for me you have?
Un0riginal00: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????
elnaeek: it means u accept
Un0riginal00: I accept what?
elnaeek: having sex on line
Un0riginal00: I have baby cock fetish
elnaeek: describe your hot body plz
elnaeek: what u going to do with it
Un0riginal00: face like yoda, eyes bigger than the rest of my face, and I have a slight mouctache, like a hitler moustache
elnaeek: here is a real one
Un0riginal00: send me a real cock picture and I'll report your faggot ass to paltalk
elnaeek: it starts to grow now
Un0riginal00: have you ever heard of pervertedjustice.com ???
Un0riginal00: please go to that site, I own it, I track online predators like you, you'll be getting a call from police later today
elnaeek: i love to suck u now
Un0riginal00: read what I just said
Un0riginal00: you are in trouble
Un0riginal00: with the police soon
Un0riginal00: I am sending this transcript over soon
elnaeek: u are so boring
Un0riginal00: then why do you talk to me?
Un0riginal00: fine, I am going to the police
elnaeek: i need a hot lady
Un0riginal00: bye

[Scuba Steve 1]

enjoypr_1: hi
enjoypr_1 just sent you a nudge!
Im Scuba: WTF
enjoypr_1: m/f?
enjoypr_1 just sent you a nudge!
enjoypr_1: your good name?
enjoypr_1: I am enjoy....
Im Scuba: FUCK OFF U RAG HEAD FUCK, I HOPE U CHOKE ON SAND AND DIE .. GO LICK A PIG FAGGOTT!
enjoypr_1: you go and fuck it you fucker....
enjoypr_1: I am asking you male or female?
Im Scuba: FUCK U
enjoypr_1: if you are female I will fuck you....
Im Scuba: FUCK U
Im Scuba: U CANT FUCK ME
Im Scuba: I WONT ALLOW FAGGOTS TO FUCK ME
enjoypr_1: If you male go and fuck to a lady....
enjoypr_1: why?
Im Scuba: CAUSE UR A SAND ......
enjoypr_1: are you male or female tell me first
Im Scuba: USA HATES SAND .......
Im Scuba: WERE PLOTTING TO KILL U ALL
enjoypr_1: you cant kill us
Im Scuba: WE ALREADY ARE.. WE HAVE U KILLING YOUR OWN
enjoypr_1: you fucker
Im Scuba: U GUYS WILL KEILL EACHOTHER FOR US
enjoypr_1: you cant kill at any cost...
Im Scuba: CAUSE U ARE IGNORANTS FUCKS
enjoypr_1: I am not a fucker ok
Im Scuba: GO TO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO GROW SHIT IN SAND
Im Scuba: DO SOMPTHINNG PRODUCTIVE FOR YOUR CONTRY AND GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER
Im Scuba: GO FEED STARVING PEOPLE...
enjoypr_1: I know everything you go and learn it properly how to chat..
enjoypr_1: you fucker...
Im Scuba: I DONT WANT TO CHAT
Im Scuba: IVE MADE THAT BVERY CLEAR
enjoypr_1: go to hell...
enjoypr_1: as a human being I tell you bye....
Im Scuba: I AM IN HELL... AS LONG AS THGERE ARE LOOSERS LIKE U TRYING TO FUCK PEOPLE ON THE PC U FUCKING MOLESTOR
enjoypr_1: I dont know who are how can I fuck you on pc...
enjoypr_1: tell me your name if you like...
Im Scuba: enjoypr_1: if you are female I will fuck you....
Im Scuba: THATS WHAT U SAID
Im Scuba: U SAID IT NOT ME
enjoypr_1: you scuba male or female?
enjoypr_1: tell me first....
Im Scuba: U DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK UR SAYING, MUCH LESS REMEMBER IT
Im Scuba: I DONT HAVE TO TELL U SHIT
enjoypr_1: what shit...
enjoypr_1: I am an indian....
Im Scuba: THEN GO HELP SOME STARVINBG PEOPLE IN UR COUNTRY
Im Scuba: THEY NEED U
Im Scuba: THEY NEED HELP
enjoypr_1: you dont have behaviour how to speak..
Im Scuba: MILLIONS ON INDIANS ARE POVERTY LEVEL
enjoypr_1: leave it....
Im Scuba: THEY ARE HELPLESS
Im Scuba: GO HELP THEM
Im Scuba: GET OFF UR PC
enjoypr_1: I know but I am proud to be an indian...
Im Scuba: DO SOME GOOD IN THE WORLD
enjoypr_1: you get off....
Im Scuba: THEN GO HELP THEM
enjoypr_1: you also do some good to other countries....
Im Scuba: I DONT WANT TO HELP OTHER COUNTRIES
Im Scuba: STOP CHASNGING THE SUBJECT
enjoypr_1: you know only foul language thats all....
Im Scuba: U IMED ME LOOKING FOR SOME SEX ACTION
Im Scuba: I KNOW THAT THAT SHIT ISNT COOL IN UR RELIGION
Im Scuba: AND ITS WRONG
enjoypr_1: leave it I am going you dont have courtesy to speak.. bye
Im Scuba: 90% Of INDIANS DONT HAVE SEX FOR SEX.. THEY HAVE SEX TO HAVE CHILDREN.. ITS THE RELIGION
Im Scuba: DONT FUCK WITH ME.. IM EDUCATED.. GO FUCK A BOWL OF CURRY
enjoypr_1: but it is safe for us... when compare to your country..
Im Scuba: UR A CLOWN.. U DONT EVEN FOLLOW UR RELIGEION
Im Scuba: UR A MISFIT
enjoypr_1: our HIV rate is below than your country....
enjoypr_1: I know my religion very well...
Im Scuba: PEOPLE LOOK DOWN ON U @ TEMPLE FOR UR ACTIONS
Im Scuba: OK GO TO TEMPLE.. TELL THEM U IM PEOPLE RANDOMLY LOOKING FOR SEX
enjoypr_1: what about you, when you go to Church....
Im Scuba: THEY WILL CUT UR DICK OFF
enjoypr_1: there also no one allows to have sex there right...
Im Scuba: THIS ISNT ABT ME
Im Scuba: I DIDENT START THIS CONVERSATION FAGGOTT...
Im Scuba: U STARTED IT BY DISTURBING ME
enjoypr_1: you faggott... you only started it...
Im Scuba: I DIDENT ASK TO BE IM'ED
Im Scuba: U FUCKING INVADED MY PRIVACY BY IM'ING ME
enjoypr_1: I have disturbed you to make you a freind.. but you dont have such behaviour....
Im Scuba: LISTEN DOT BOY...
Im Scuba: LEARN SOME FUCKING MANNORS
Im Scuba: DONT IM PEOPLE THAT DONT ASK TO BE IM'ED
enjoypr_1: you learn it well first...
Im Scuba: UR A TOOL
Im Scuba: GO SUCK SOME GOAT MILK AND CHOKE ON SOME CURRY
enjoypr_1: go to hell and fuck it there.....
Im Scuba: UR A DISCRACE TO THE TEMPLE
Im Scuba: UR A DISCRACE TO THE TEMPLE
enjoypr_1: let me tell you I dont go to any Temple.. ok
enjoypr_1: I not a Hindu...
Im Scuba: THATS UR FUCKING PROBLEM
enjoypr_1: you fucker you have some misunderstanding about Indians...
Im Scuba: HINDUS RULE
Im Scuba: U SUCK
enjoypr_1: we are cultured people...
Im Scuba: I KNO U IM'ED ME LOOKING FOR SOME SEX
enjoypr_1: I not looking for sex
Im Scuba: U MUST BE A UGLY FUCKER WHERE IN A COUNTRY OF MILLIONS U CANT GET ANY!
enjoypr_1: I just want to chat with you thats all
Im Scuba: enjoypr_1: if you are female I will fuck you....
Im Scuba: enjoypr_1: if you are female I will fuck you....
Im Scuba: enjoypr_1: if you are female I will fuck you....
enjoypr_1: I am not a female tell me about yourself.. are you male or female?
enjoypr_1: fogottt..
Im Scuba: Im Scuba: enjoypr_1: if you are female I will fuck you....
enjoypr_1: leave it dont disturb me now onwards....
Im Scuba: enjoypr_1: I not looking for sex
Im Scuba: UR A FUCKING LIAR
Im Scuba: FUCK OFF
enjoypr_1: I am not a fucking liar I think you are a great liar...
enjoypr_1: leave me....
enjoypr_1: shit.........
Im Scuba: GET AIDS
enjoypr_1: what Aids...


Yea I left Him shit alright!

[Taso]

I feel so left out, i want a dune coon to IM me.

[Mark Pressure]

arabs make me laugh

[Jims Rottweiler]

arabs make me laugh

I don't find motherfuckers that blow people up funny.


Except when they're jackin on Paltalk.

[NorfCal]

I asked one of the arabs in an IM session what "opie" meant to them and why it attracts them to the rooms. Apparently "opie" is an arabic term that means "the best" loosely translated.

[Jims Rottweiler]

I asked one of the arabs in an IM session what "opie" meant to them and why it attracts them to the rooms. Apparently "opie" is an arabic term that means "the best" loosely translated.
The best? The best what? The best tasting cock? The best naked man ass?

[BillyDubbs]

melissapangburn: I am Melissa pangburn, the Personal Assistant to the General Manager Finans Bank Holland, Mr.Donald M Harrison , who used to work with Petroleum development Company, here in Holland, He died with his family for over Two years now in a ghastly plane crash during their vacation journey. Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of his extended Relatives abroad, which proved unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact you to assist in receiving the money left behind by him before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits is lodged, particularly the Finance security Firm where the deceased had an Account valued at about ($3 Million U.S dollars). so can you stand has the next of kin?
billydubbs: yes
melissapangburn: ok
melissapangburn: am f/29 holland
melissapangburn: and you?
billydubbs: 26 usa
melissapangburn: cool
melissapangburn: can i trust you for this deal?
billydubbs: are you an O&A fan
melissapangburn: yes
billydubbs: yeah, my friend MR. lovekim is in holland, he can be the go between
melissapangburn: ok dear
melissapangburn: so do i explain more to you?
billydubbs: what do i have to do to be the stand in
melissapangburn: ok
melissapangburn: all i need is your full trust and co operation
melissapangburn: i need you to stand as the next of kin to my late client account
billydubbs: how do i do this
melissapangburn: all legal documents that will back you up as the next of kni will be procure by my lawyer
melissapangburn: ok
melissapangburn: i will explain to you
melissapangburn: you will have to contact my lawyer immediately now on his email address
melissapangburn: all you have to tell him his that you are from me
billydubbs: you really are a fan of O&A
melissapangburn: and you are the next of kin to late Donald harrison
melissapangburn: sure
billydubbs: you know who the third mic is
melissapangburn: nah
billydubbs: so you are not a fan
melissapangburn: so are you ready to do this deal with me or not
billydubbs: of course, you said we are going to a private room to cybersex right?
billydubbs: then we do deal right
billydubbs: I want to stand in as kin
melissapangburn: so lets get started
melissapangburn: and not cybersex this time
billydubbs: with the sex, or the deal
billydubbs: do you have a penis or a vagina, i need to know before we deal
melissapangburn: the deal?
melissapangburn: am a lady
billydubbs: i dont believe you
billydubbs: how do i get money from you?
billydubbs: I want money
melissapangburn: i told you how we are going to do this
melissapangburn: you have to contact my lawyer first
billydubbs: no, you started to tell me, but I asked about sex
melissapangburn: i dont you are serious
melissapangburn: bye
billydubbs: wait, i want to do this
billydubbs: i'm sorry, i am lonely, and was trying for more, i rally need the money
melissapangburn: so lets get started as i said
melissapangburn: am not here to kid
billydubbs: whats the email address
melissapangburn: am here for deal
melissapangburn: lawyer_henrydickson@yahoo.com
billydubbs: why is it a United states e-mail
billydubbs: i thought you were naked in holland
melissapangburn: tell him that you are from me and that you are the next of kin to late donald harrison
melissapangburn: he is a brittain citizen but base in holland
melissapangburn: so mail him now?
billydubbs: melissa, do people still fall for this scam?
billydubbs: seriously, i know and you know its a scam. but do you still get people with this
melissapangburn: what do ya mean
melissapangburn: you are insulting me
billydubbs: no, not at all
billydubbs: im sorry
melissapangburn: so if you are here to deal with me deal
billydubbs: ok, sorry
melissapangburn: and if you are here talk any how
melissapangburn: i had better leave
melissapangburn: so contact the lawyer immediately
billydubbs: its called a 419 scam, look it up
billydubbs: stalker patti might fall for it though
billydubbs: are you still there?
melissapangburn: sure
melissapangburn: and i have to go
melissapangburn: bye
billydubbs: good luck phishing
melissapangburn logged off at 10:03 PM

[DrumminTech]

colt_001: hello
i _like_peach_nehi: what the fuck do you want
colt_001: Im male you
i _like_peach_nehi: die
colt_001: why
i _like_peach_nehi: die
colt_001: you male - famale
i _like_peach_nehi: die
colt_001: Im fuck you
colt_001: top
i _like_peach_nehi: die
colt_001: you msn addes there talk
i _like_peach_nehi: die
colt_001: you motherts fuck
i _like_peach_nehi: die
colt_001 just sent you a nudge!
i _like_peach_nehi: die

[BillyDubbs]

carol_eph:
Dear Sir/Madam,
Would u like to work online from home/temporarily and get paid weekly? We are glad to offer you for a job position at our company, KIN HING HONG TEXTILES LTD., we need someone to work for the company as a representative/book keeper in the USA, Canada countries .
billydubbs: yes
carol_eph: hi
billydubbs: hi
carol_eph: are u interested in the job offer
billydubbs: of course
carol_eph: k
billydubbs: you are in california right?
carol_eph: this all u need to do for the copany u tell me of u're capable to handle this
carol_eph: no
carol_eph: china
billydubbs: no china
carol_eph: what is ur asl
billydubbs: 24/m/usa
billydubbs: are you a girl
carol_eph: yes
carol_eph: ok
carol_eph: where u from in US?
billydubbs: good thing you're parents didn't leave you in the mountainside, right?
billydubbs: I am from new york
carol_eph: ok
carol_eph: here is what u need to do
billydubbs: do you speak mandarin or cantonese
billydubbs: ?
carol_eph: This is in view of our not having an office presently in the USA, Canada and major European countries. You don’t need to have an Office and this certainly wont disturb any form of work you have going at the moment.
* The average monthly income is about 4000.00 usd.
* No form of investments from you.
* This job takes only 1-3 hours per day
Our Company manufactures and sells Textile and Fabrics, we have seller all
.
.
.
We lose about $75,000 USD of net income each month because we have money transfer delays.
billydubbs: you type fast
billydubbs: do you speak mandarin or cantonese
carol_eph: no
carol_eph: only english
billydubbs: but you live in china?
carol_eph:
Your task is to coordinate payments from customers and help us with the payment process,
.
.
.
provide you employment form to fill immediate.
carol_eph: are u capable to handle this?
billydubbs: slope says what?
You just sent a nudge!
carol_eph: what?
carol_eph: i said are u capable to do this job
billydubbs: hahahaha
billydubbs: are you a chink cunt?
carol_eph: what?
billydubbs: are you chinese
carol_eph: are u interested yes or no?
carol_eph: no
billydubbs: im interested
carol_eph: from europe
billydubbs: why are you in china then
You just sent a nudge!
carol_eph: i was transfer from another beach to china
billydubbs: I think you are trying to scam me, and i am scared of you
billydubbs: you dirty commie
carol_eph: what?
carol_eph: scam what
carol_eph: ok bye
billydubbs: wait, dont go i need a job
carol_eph: u dont
carol_eph: do i requested any money from u?
billydubbs: yes i need the job
carol_eph: before u get the job?
billydubbs: do I have to give you money
carol_eph: we dont need ur money
billydubbs: ok how do i make money
carol_eph: we need honesty and some who is reliable
billydubbs: i am as reliable as a pinto
carol_eph:
* The average monthly income is about 4000.00 usd.
* No form of investments from you.
* This job takes only 1-3 hours per day
billydubbs: i saw that already
billydubbs: do I need to go to a fucking website or what
You just sent a nudge!
carol_eph: fucking what?
carol_eph: why u rude in ur writing
billydubbs: do i need to e-mail someone, or goto a website?
carol_eph: we need someone who is respossible ok
carol_eph: no where
carol_eph: we will inform our cusometers to direct payment to u
carol_eph: in US
carol_eph: all we need is honest
billydubbs: well how do I get started, now that I cannot resist your charm
carol_eph: and if u think u can run with our compnay money we trip u doen
billydubbs: will this job get me pre-teen boy-ass?
carol_eph: we have emplyment for that we be given to u
billydubbs: do I need to call someone?
carol_eph: u dont need to call
billydubbs: who do I give my personal information to
billydubbs: please, I am very anxious to start tomorrow
carol_eph: once the payment as been sent to u from our customers in US we will get u notify immediately and tell u when u we receive the payment
carol_eph: do u have bank account?
billydubbs: of course I have a bank account, can I give you that number?
carol_eph: no we dont need ur account nuber
carol_eph: why are u rushing?
billydubbs: because it is 1 am where i live, responsible people need sleep too
carol_eph: we will send u emplyment form and u fill it scan copy we be sent to us back through ur email address
billydubbs: you e-mail me the form then?
carol_eph: yes
carol_eph: what is ur e-mail address?
billydubbs: lambsthemusical@hotmail.com
billydubbs: whore
carol_eph: u have tellphone number
billydubbs: sorry, that was to someone else
billydubbs: i have no phone
billydubbs: I am a pederast, i like preteen pussy
carol_eph: ur information we be upgrande in our company profile
billydubbs: I am a primordial dwarf, will that be a problem
carol_eph: we u just want u to be honest
billydubbs: can I scrape your colon with my ring finger?
carol_eph: if u think u can run with our money u w be caught ok
carol_eph: are u crazy?
carol_eph: bye
billydubbs: i love you chink cunt
billydubbs: send me the fucking e-mail or I will hunt you down whore
billydubbs: you are now on my paltalk friend list, I got your name, I got your ass
You just sent a nudge!
You just sent a nudge!
billydubbs: please, i am sorry, that was meant for someone else
billydubbs: i typed in the wrong box
carol_eph logged off at 12:39 AM

[Violette]

Billy, that was utterly priceless!

I have to start posting my convos in here. Being a girl with a cam certainly attracts loads of people and most of them are just as fucktarded.

[tattered]

they were trying to pull you into a money laundering scam.....peope send you checks that u deposit and keep X amount for yourself then you send them a check everyweek

[Violette]

kawe1985: hello
VixenViolette: hi
kawe1985: how ayw yow
VixenViolette: lol ok and you?
kawe1985: namn
VixenViolette: ?
VixenViolette: I dont understand you
kawe1985: namn
VixenViolette: what?
kawe1985: sex
VixenViolette: what's that?
kawe1985: suidn
VixenViolette: huh?
VixenViolette: I don't understand YOUUUUUU
kawe1985: sex
VixenViolette: WHAT IS THAT/???
kawe1985 logged off at 2:26 AM

[Violette]

mrhunk1: hi
VixenViolette: hi
mrhunk1: hey ur a beauty
mrhunk1: do u work
mrhunk1: interested in earnign 2300$ per week
VixenViolette: yes I am!
VixenViolette: I am pooooor
mrhunk1: iam not kidding
mrhunk1: this is a brand modelling offer
VixenViolette: I am not either
VixenViolette: I have no job now
mrhunk1: and iam sure u can do it
mrhunk1: do u use msn or yahoo?
VixenViolette: and I need blings
VixenViolette: no, just this thing
mrhunk1: then do this plz
mrhunk1: download yahoo or msn
mrhunk1: because i need to select u through anyone of these messengers
VixenViolette: But I cannot. This isn;t my computer
mrhunk1: well u can just download now
mrhunk1: and then delete it later
mrhunk1: i just need to select u through that
VixenViolette: But I am scared because this is not my computer and the head sister will find out and be mad
mrhunk1: i will tell u how to delete
mrhunk1: dont worry
VixenViolette: I'm sorry I am just scared because they yell at us even if we download google toolbar. I just don't ant to get kicked out, you know. But if I make money I can leave this awful place
mrhunk1: k
mrhunk1: u need to download first
VixenViolette: So please tell me how
mrhunk1: take the risk and do it
mrhunk1: other wise there is no point talking to me
VixenViolette: but what if I get in trouble?
VixenViolette: Oh wow. I'm sorry
mrhunk1: i told u..ur doin something to get a better life
mrhunk1: so plz do it
VixenViolette: I thought you were going to help me. I DO want a better life
mrhunk1: so plz download the messenger
mrhunk1: get a id for urselfd
VixenViolette: but if they catch me they wull probably hit me
mrhunk1: then get back to me
mrhunk1: u can do this in 5 mins
VixenViolette: oh ok...
mrhunk1: no they wont
mrhunk1: trust me
mrhunk1: i will help u
mrhunk1: just download this
VixenViolette: They hate it when we download foreign programs. Tey use pla talk to meet with priests
VixenViolette: is this orgram OK?
VixenViolette: will it leave evidence?
mrhunk1: nono
mrhunk1: i said
mrhunk1: i will help u
mrhunk1: y dont u just download it first
VixenViolette: Ok because I started to dowload it
mrhunk1: there wont be any evidence
mrhunk1: after selecting u
mrhunk1: i will tell u how to delete it
VixenViolette: ok
VixenViolette: I thik it's downloaded but I am noot sure
mrhunk1: did u make a new id?
mrhunk1: when u click on download
mrhunk1: they will ask u where to download
VixenViolette: soory I am SOOOO bad at cimputers
mrhunk1: did u check the place where download
VixenViolette: hrm, I dont'koew but honestly I am ready tell me how I can make money. I want to leave this place.
mrhunk1: did u find it
mrhunk1: wait plz
mrhunk1: k do one thing
mrhunk1: go to www.yahoo.com
VixenViolette: Why cant yu tell me here?
VixenViolette: I did that already
VixenViolette: I think it is blcked by these computers.
mrhunk1: so is ur yahoo messenger working now
mrhunk1: did u start it
VixenViolette: we can only use godsearch.net to look for things
mrhunk1: there is nothin like tha
VixenViolette: I AM
VixenViolette: please help me!
VixenViolette: I want to leave but I can't dowloadig this stuff
VixenViolette: Cant I do it on here?!?!
mrhunk1: dont this ur talking to a fool
VixenViolette: WHat??????
VixenViolette: i AM NOT what the h, dude?
mrhunk1: tel me ur yahoo nick
VixenViolette: Wow, I didnt know you were going to do this
mrhunk1: if u want to proceed
VixenViolette: I don't know. You said all that stuff and Jesus does not agree

[BillyDubbs]

decapero2007: hi
billydubbs: hi
decapero2007: asl
billydubbs: 13/f/va
billydubbs: u?
decapero2007: 30/m/eg
billydubbs: egypt or england
decapero2007: egypt and you from where
billydubbs: jordan
billydubbs: do you travel?
decapero2007: do you study or work
billydubbs: i stay at home
decapero2007: no do you
billydubbs: no travel i must serve my family
billydubbs: or i will be beat
decapero2007: why
billydubbs: i have to serve my family or else they will .... me
decapero2007: do you study any thing before
decapero2007: is this true or you lie
billydubbs: if i am saved i will study more
billydubbs: i must do this in secret
decapero2007: how can you make chat know
billydubbs: i make chat know all are away
billydubbs: cannot be here long
decapero2007: your name
billydubbs: can you make rescue?
billydubbs: jasmine
decapero2007: how
billydubbs: you name?
billydubbs: will give anything for save
decapero2007: can you send me your pic
decapero2007: ashraf
billydubbs: no pics
billydubbs: lucky to have tothpaste
decapero2007: why
billydubbs: very lucky to have time to be here
decapero2007: are you lie
billydubbs: no lie have to tell right always
decapero2007: how can you use computer and tpping in english
billydubbs: learned english without my family know
billydubbs: computer at center
decapero2007: how
decapero2007: why you dont marry
billydubbs: i know much
billydubbs: parents are very poor
billydubbs: much i do not now
billydubbs: what is douche?
decapero2007: why you dont work
billydubbs: are you marry?
decapero2007: no
billydubbs: cannot work family will be anger
billydubbs: why you not marry?
billydubbs: are you have small mule?
decapero2007: i dont love
billydubbs: my fathers love hurts
decapero2007: what about sex with you
billydubbs: will love you if you rescue
billydubbs: have to rescue
billydubbs: then will have love
billydubbs: then sex
decapero2007: what about sex
decapero2007: show me
billydubbs: do you have pics?
decapero2007: no
billydubbs: sex with father hurts when he loves my
billydubbs: i do not like that sex
decapero2007: is your father sex with you
decapero2007: ( o Y o )
billydubbs: only when my brother does not give me sex
decapero2007: you lie
decapero2007: i cant taqlk with you
billydubbs: no lie
decapero2007 just sent you a nudge!
billydubbs: i need rescue
You just sent a nudge!
decapero2007 just sent you a nudge!
decapero2007: :angrysun:
billydubbs: please no noise
billydubbs: i will get caught
decapero2007: bye
billydubbs: fuck my super hairy pussy
billydubbs: i need little arab cock
You just sent a nudge!
decapero2007: (fu)
You just sent a nudge!
You just sent a nudge!
billydubbs: ra and osiris would be ashamed of you you pederast
You just sent a nudge!
billydubbs: egypt is for faggots
billydubbs: i love you, i am sorry'
billydubbs: please help me
decapero2007: you very bad and liar
billydubbs: please, my father eats my hairy vag
billydubbs: you very bad, and should not take advantage of little girl
billydubbs: why do you talk like this to my daughter? you are 30? why you try and sex my daughter
You just sent a nudge!
billydubbs: she will be beaten for this
You just sent a nudge!
billydubbs: you are a sand monkey
You just sent a nudge!
You just sent a nudge!
You just sent a nudge!
You just sent a nudge!
decapero2007: Your nudge was not sent because you have been sending too many nudges too quickly
You just sent a nudge!
decapero2007: Your nudge was not sent because you have been sending too many nudges too quickly
You just sent a nudge!
decapero2007: Your nudge was not sent because you have been sending too many nudges too quickly
billydubbs: where are you fucker
billydubbs: fuck your camel fucking mother
decapero2007 logged off at 11:59 PM

[Taso]

Ooooh i got one, i feel so happy

ssamyy: hello
hemmorage: yes?
ssamyy: can we talk?
hemmorage: about what?
ssamyy: for friendship
hemmorage: for friendship eh?
ssamyy: asl
hemmorage: what is your ideal friendship relationship now?
hemmorage: im an american male
hemmorage: living in new york
ssamyy: ok
hemmorage: now why do you ask these questions
hemmorage: what do you make of yourself?
ssamyy: i am an egyption male too
hemmorage: oh boy oh boy
ssamyy: what do you mean?
hemmorage: you know egypt owes everything to the greeks
ssamyy: yes
ssamyy: what in that?
hemmorage: what in what
ssamyy: egypt owes everything to the greeks
hemmorage: it does
ssamyy: ok
hemmorage: My ancestor Alexander the Great laid the foundation for your country
ssamyy: can we be friends?
hemmorage: well how can i be friends with someone so far
hemmorage: we cant go drinking
hemmorage: hang out
hemmorage: pick up hookers together
hemmorage: do you like hookers?
ssamyy: i mean online friends
hemmorage: online friends is a silly term
hemmorage: before i decide
hemmorage: dont take this as an insult but what attracted you to choose my name out of the many in the room list
ssamyy: so i can deduce that you do not enjoy that
hemmorage: deduce is a funny word
hemmorage: i deduced into my toilet the other day
ssamyy: it is just nakename
ssamyy: ok bye
hemmorage: why are you leaving
hemmorage: im asking questions
hemmorage: your not answering
hemmorage: thats very hurtful
ssamyy: you are not civilized
hemmorage: says who?
hemmorage: where do you get off saying im not civilized
hemmorage: civilized people ask questions
ssamyy: u r not civilized
hemmorage: your not answering them
hemmorage: uhmm sir
hemmorage: Greeks are very civilized
hemmorage: in fact we basically created being civilized
hemmorage: you on the other hand are a camel fucking barbarian
hemmorage: and you call me uncivilized
ssamyy: your way in talking say that you are not civilized
hemmorage: you cant even string together a proper sentence in english
hemmorage: yet im not civilized
hemmorage: im feeling kind of insulted here
ssamyy: are you american or greek
hemmorage: I am an american of Greek parents
hemmorage: I was born and raised in america
hemmorage: why, do you hate americans?
hemmorage: or do you just hate me?
ssamyy logged off at 8:10 PM

[Halo Five]

bahraini_gamoor: hi
Halo Five: hello
bahraini_gamoor: how are u?
Halo Five: umm... not so good... I found out I have AIDS today
bahraini_gamoor: really?
Halo Five: yeah...
bahraini_gamoor: are u serious?
Halo Five: not good
Halo Five: yes I am
Halo Five: I had sex with many many whores
bahraini_gamoor: i feel so sorry for u
bahraini_gamoor: what means whores?
Halo Five: it's OK, I hear you can beat AIDS with tylenol
Halo Five: so I should be A OK
Halo Five: whore are girls you pay to make the fuck
bahraini_gamoor: i feel so sad about u
Halo Five: it's OK, like I said I can beat it with tylenol
Halo Five: you want me to come give the AIDS to you?
bahraini_gamoor: we can be freinds
Halo Five: friends?
Halo Five: hmmmm
bahraini_gamoor: until u get treated darling
Halo Five: I have to think about that
Halo Five: darling?
bahraini_gamoor:
Halo Five: are you gay?
Halo Five: you like boys?
You just sent a nudge!
bahraini_gamoor: yes i am
Halo Five: ugh....
Halo Five: anyways... nice chatting with you but I am straight...
Halo Five: sorry
bahraini_gamoor: try to change
Halo Five: try to change?... are you serious
Halo Five: ?
bahraini_gamoor: yes i think i loved u from the first sight
Halo Five: oh good lord
bahraini_gamoor: even if u have hivs
Halo Five: man... you really want the AIDS huh fella?
bahraini_gamoor: no
Halo Five: then leave me alone... or i will come give you AIDS
Halo Five: OK?
Halo Five: So... how come a faggot like you doesnt have the AIDS but I do?
Halo Five: that's not fair huh?
bahraini_gamoor:
Halo Five: wow..... that was interesting
bahraini_gamoor: i was without makeup
bahraini_gamoor: if i keep makeup i look more cute
Halo Five: you should come back one night with make up
bahraini_gamoor: yes
Halo Five: come back one night when we have more people here
Halo Five: keep going
bahraini_gamoor: did u try sexs with a faggot?
Halo Five: nope... cant say that i have
Halo Five: why you go off cam
Halo Five: we all loved it
bahraini_gamoor: i am unshaved
bahraini_gamoor: and without makeup
Halo Five: i dont think they will mind
bahraini_gamoor: did u fuck prostitutes
bahraini_gamoor: thats why u got aids
bahraini_gamoor: u know u made me scared
Halo Five: yes sir
bahraini_gamoor: i will go make check up
bahraini_gamoor: i try a lot of men
Halo Five: i bet you do
bahraini_gamoor: but it was all oral sexs
bahraini_gamoor: no one entered his dick inside my ass hole
Halo Five: ok terrrific
Halo Five:
bahraini_gamoor: only outside
Halo Five: anyways... it has been real... i have to go to bed
bahraini_gamoor: does adis come from oral sexs?
bahraini_gamoor: ok darling add me
bahraini_gamoor: take care
Halo Five: remember.... come back tomorrow
Halo Five: same room
bahraini_gamoor: i wish u can be treated as soon as possible
bahraini_gamoor: best of luck bye
Halo Five: i already said... tylenol will take care of it... toodles
Halo Five: faggot
bahraini_gamoor logged off at 1:50 AM

This guy was a tranny too...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/halofive69/faghead.jpg

[Fruit Monkey]

haaaahahahahahahahahahahahhaahah holy shit !

[Halo Five]

haaaahahahahahahahahahahahhaahah holy shit !

Yeah, the text and screen cap doesn't even do it justice... ya had to be there to see it live :icon_eek:

[Taso]

This was posted for a lazy Mod

sszz12: hi
fruitmonkey: hello
fruitmonkey: how are you ?
sszz12: fine thnx
sszz12: u
fruitmonkey: wonderful whats new with you?
sszz12: nice
sszz12: asl plz
fruitmonkey: what is it you are looking for?
sszz12: loooooooool
sszz12:
sszz12: female
fruitmonkey: i'm a male about 5'6" 140lbs blonde hair blue eyes im 16 and im from the usa .. how about you
sszz12: im male 24
fruitmonkey: do you like younger men ?
sszz12: yes
fruitmonkey: lolz so where are you from ?
sszz12: im italian
sszz12: you have msn
fruitmonkey: wow so do you have a huge italian cock ?
fruitmonkey: are you from italy?
sszz12: yeeeees
sszz12: yes
fruitmonkey: do you have a cam ?
sszz12: can you add me in msn
sszz12: yes
sszz12: u??
fruitmonkey: can i see your rock hard cock
sszz12: yeeeees
fruitmonkey: would you ike me to suck it?
sszz12: naam999@example.com
sszz12: yes
sszz12: yes baby
fruitmonkey: are you into hot fudge sundays?
sszz12: you have cam
fruitmonkey: ever had a dirty sanchez?
sszz12: yes baby
fruitmonkey: why msn you can show me your cock here i dont have msn
sszz12: you have cam
fruitmonkey: yes i do
sszz12: you have yaho mesenger
sszz12: i wana see you evry time
fruitmonkey: my parents really suck they wont let me have that stuff
fruitmonkey: im shy
sszz12: ok
sszz12: start naw
fruitmonkey: you like little boys you fucking asshole do ya really
sszz12: hello
sszz12: yes
fruitmonkey: can you go on cam in the room ? im shy i prefer people around
sszz12: can you show me your ass
fruitmonkey: only if i see you cock really hard
sszz12: private room
fruitmonkey: please please go on cam
fruitmonkey: im afraid to go private
sszz12: private
fruitmonkey: u better be on cam
fruitmonkey: cam for me
sszz12: im in privet
fruitmonkey: cam baby
fruitmonkey: i am too
fruitmonkey: cam me you ass hat !
sszz12: ok
fruitmonkey: show me that huge italian cock that you want to .... me with
sszz12: open your cam plz
fruitmonkey: you first lolz
fruitmonkey: if you dont go on cam im leaving . i'll find a real man who goes on cam
sszz12: i wana mke shour only
fruitmonkey: sure what im 16 hellz yes i am
sszz12: cam 2cam
fruitmonkey: 30 seconds no cam no 16 ass
fruitmonkey: no you go on first what if you are my dad?
sszz12: ok
sszz12: cam 2cam
fruitmonkey: ok what part of you first dont you get ?
fruitmonkey: are you that stupid ?
fruitmonkey: or are you jerking off before you see my ass?
fruitmonkey: tell me cock hole
sszz12: plz baby
sszz12: plzzzzzzzzz
fruitmonkey: ok last time you first ! prove you love me dunk tank wanna be
fruitmonkey: if you respond with no cam then you dont want my 16 year old ass
sszz12: no i want make sour
fruitmonkey: sour? like candy?
fruitmonkey: you worthless dick bag get on cam stupid!
fruitmonkey: does your mother have aids ? did you give it to her?
fruitmonkey: or was it the knitter cock she had up her ass last wek?
sszz12:
fruitmonkey: hey stupid im 16 and you are 24 guess what .. do you like jail? do ya punk!
You just sent a nudge!
sszz12: ok come to messenger
sszz12: plzzzzzz baby
fruitmonkey: your a homo u like little boys
sszz12: pleassssssssss
fruitmonkey: fag
sszz12: plz baby
fruitmonkey: baby ? ok retard
sszz12: thats ok
fruitmonkey: dont baby me u aint got what i need
sszz12: add me naw plz
fruitmonkey: nope u aint worth my time
fruitmonkey: buh bye ass

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

let me preface this:

so i'm tooling around in the awful Yahoo chat rooms (they really suck now that the User Rooms have been taken away, damn pedos roon it for everyone), and i get an IM from this Arab. now i knew he was a sand knitter as soon as he IM'ed me, his screen name was definitely an Arab kind, and you can tell from the text that his English is absolutely horrendous. so i decided to fuck with the dope's head. the whole time, he's buzzing me, trying to call my computer, trying to apply these dumbass IMvironments, and it's annoying the fuck outta me, so it took some restraint to keep from totally berating him from the start. i've color-coded this to make it a little easier to follow, because i start buzzing him in return and we start going back and forth with the buzzes. so here you go, it might make a few people chuckle as i try to string this dope along.


BUZZ!!!
me: hey, who is this?
towel head: hey
me: hello?
BUZZ!!!
towel head: hello
me: you don't have to buzz me, you have my attention
me: asl?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
towel head: whats your name
BUZZ!!!
me: gregg
me: what's yours
towel head: i want see you
towel head: karam
BUZZ!!!
me: age? are you male or female?
me: i'm right here, stop buzzing me
me: or you won't get to view
towel head: why that?
me: i don't do the phone thing, so stop calling
me: because the buzzing is annoying
me: so you want to view me?
towel head: yes
BUZZ!!!
me: what do you like? is there anything you want me to do on cam?
me: what turns you on?
towel head: i love you
towel head: i want see you,pleas?
me: do you want me to show me to show you my asshole?
me: i like sticking things in my asshole
me: i have a carrot i can stick up my butt
me: do you like that?
towel head: oh,my love
towel head: yes
me: i like also like punching myself in the balls too
me: i enjoy the pain
BUZZ!!!
towel head: see you,pleas
BUZZ!!!
me: i also have a jar of bees
me: i like sticking my penis in the jar of bees
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
towel head: i love you
me: i like being anally ***** with a cactus
BUZZ!!!
towel head: why
me: because it
me: it's kinky
BUZZ!!!
me: ever try to fuck a porcupine?
BUZZ!!!
towel head: yes
BUZZ!!!
me: i have pierced nipples, i like sticking big rings on my nipples, tying ropes to them, and hanging from a chandlier
BUZZ!!!
towel head: sorry
towel head: by by
me: sorry? you don't like that?
BUZZ!!!
me: come on, i can lift heavy stuff with my balls
me: i tie ropes to my balls and can lift a boulder
towel head: ok
me: i had a garden hose stuck up my ass once, and i turned the water on full-blast
me: it felt amazing
towel head: ok
BUZZ!!!
me: all the water started coming out of my ears, i was able to water the lawn that way
me: hey, ever have sex on the moon?
BUZZ!!!
me: these aliens took my up in space
towel head: calling me
me: and they stuck their tentcles up my ass
BUZZ!!!
me: hey, if you die during gay sex, do you get 70 blond gay guys in heaven?
towel head has selected the "Dodge Caliber" IMVironment.

BUZZ!!!
towel head has selected the "Dodge Caliber" IMVironment.

me: so? what do you think?
BUZZ!!!
towel head: i want see you
me: if i die while getting fucked in the ass, will i get 70 gay guys in heaven?
me: do i?
me: praise Allah, he love gay guys and hates women, that's why he makes them wear robes, because Allah forbid any men get turned on my horrible female flesh
me: right?
me: by*
me: huh? are you there, you stupid fuck?
BUZZ!!!
me: come on, i thought we were having fun here
BUZZ!!!
me: see? i can be a douchebag too
BUZZ!!!
me: isn't this fun?
BUZZ!!!
me: see? we're partying now! WOO HOO!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
me: yeah, that's what i thought, you dumb sand monkey
me: go fuck yourself, camel jockey

now immediately after that IM, i get a new one from a new screen name, so i'm already suspicious. and on top of that, this person tries to call my computer too. it's probably not even the same person, i can tell there are a few differences in how they type. but just to be cautious (and i'm feeling rather agitated by now anyway), so i give this dope some hell too.

towel head: hi
me: hey, asl?
towel head: 23 f indonesia
hard2_life: u?
me: 22/m/usa
me: u got a pic? mic? cam?
towel head: mic
me: no pic?
towel head: no sry
towel head: cam please
towel head: ur cam?
me: no
me: how well do you read?
me: no calls, either
me: so i gotta ask, how does fucking a camel feel?
me: they provide their own lube when they spit at you, you know
towel head: ??
me: you know, camels spit, so i can have the camel spit on my dick before i fuck it in the butt
me: camel prison lube
towel head: u fuck my butt
me: no, you fuck mine
me: how big is your penis?
me: do you have elephantitis of the penis? i like em big
towel head: im female sry
me: sure you are
towel head: yesssssss
me: hold on, i want you to prove it, i'll invite you to a voice chat
towel head: ok
me: what, afraid?
towel head: no
towel head: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
me: yes you are
me: come on, you were calling me before
me: haha, you're the same fucker who IM'ed me before, huh? you lying sack of donkey shit

[Iron Duke]

All this beautiful technology. And this is what the end result is.

[TheJew]

i have to say it for the 20 other people that have viewed this thread already...


ok, terrific!

[Halo Five]

Terrific?, OK!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

fine, i'll do it myself...

http://www.erc.msstate.edu/~roger/nascar/images/ks_crash.jpg

[Turtle]

fine, i'll do it myself...

http://www.erc.msstate.edu/~roger/nascar/images/ks_crash.jpg
BUZZ
BUZZ
Call me

[JAndrea95]

I can't wait until you come sleep over!
Hey i know this girl! Am i popular yet?

[ROONT]

...uh...al shaalan is actually BCH's alias on paltalk...way to throw a friend under the bus, bunny...

[BCH]

...uh...al shaalan is actually BCH's alias on paltalk...way to throw a friend under the bus, bunny...


Shit. Another $60 out the window on an arab sounding alias.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

got another one. he had a habit of using a lot of Paltalk smileys, so i did my best to translate them here:

abu_hamad_4: hi
GLENN_THE_TOOL: uh, hey
GLENN_THE_TOOL: who's this?
abu_hamad_4: :)
abu_hamad_4: hows going?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: good, how you?
abu_hamad_4: great
abu_hamad_4: thnk u
abu_hamad_4: :icon_wink
GLENN_THE_TOOL: so what do you want?
abu_hamad_4: nothing just talking
GLENN_THE_TOOL: no, you want something, don't you?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: otherwise you wouldn't have sent me a message
GLENN_THE_TOOL: what do you want?
abu_hamad_4: :icon_wink
abu_hamad_4: chat with u
GLENN_THE_TOOL: what does :icon_wink mean?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: tell me
GLENN_THE_TOOL: i'm not mind reader
abu_hamad_4: ok
abu_hamad_4: im 26 years
abu_hamad_4: and u?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: 22
GLENN_THE_TOOL: what do you like?
abu_hamad_4: cool...
abu_hamad_4: anything
abu_hamad_4: u?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: whatever you like :icon_wink
abu_hamad_4:
abu_hamad_4: :icon_wink
GLENN_THE_TOOL: so are you into any kinky things?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: i like piercings
abu_hamad_4: mmm
abu_hamad_4: cool
GLENN_THE_TOOL: i have my balls pierced
GLENN_THE_TOOL: you like that?
abu_hamad_4: :erstaunt2 wow i think u so horny
abu_hamad_4: :icon_wink
abu_hamad_4: :love:
GLENN_THE_TOOL: my friend Ramone likes to pull on my piercings
abu_hamad_4: mmm nice u
abu_hamad_4: more?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: yes, i also like to put my balls in a jar of bees
abu_hamad_4: woow ill geting crazy
abu_hamad_4: so u have mic or cam?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: i also like to snap mousetraps on my foreskin
abu_hamad_4: :icon_wink
GLENN_THE_TOOL: ever try to have sex with a porcupine?
abu_hamad_4: would u like?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: you have a porcupine?
abu_hamad_4: means?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: porcupines are little animals with needles all over them
abu_hamad_4: :icon_bigg
GLENN_THE_TOOL: ever stick a cactus up your ass?
abu_hamad_4: :icon_razz
GLENN_THE_TOOL: ever stick a cactus up your ass and just start turning it?
abu_hamad_4: nooooo
abu_hamad_4: :icon_bigg
GLENN_THE_TOOL: come on, it feels great
GLENN_THE_TOOL: ever had sex with a camel?
abu_hamad_4: :icon_razz
abu_hamad_4: wow
abu_hamad_4: u have hard fantasy
abu_hamad_4: do u have cam?
abu_hamad_4: or mic?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: hey, if i die while getting fucked in the ass by a sand n*gger, do i get 70 gay blond guys in Heaven?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: do i?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: come on, you should know
GLENN_THE_TOOL: well? i'm waiting?
abu_hamad_4: u male?
abu_hamad_4: :)
GLENN_THE_TOOL: yes, i already told you
GLENN_THE_TOOL: and you didn't answer me
GLENN_THE_TOOL: if i die while getting fucked by a dirty towelhead like you, do i get 70 gay guys in Heaven?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: huh, i thought that's what you camel jockeys believed
GLENN_THE_TOOL: have you figured it out yet?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: has it dawned on you yet?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: you sand n*gger?
GLENN_THE_TOOL: by the way, i plan on posting this entire conversation on a requently visited message board for everyone to laugh at your gay ass
GLENN_THE_TOOL: go stick the Qu'ran up your ass, camel fucker
abu_hamad_4 logged off at 11:12 PM

[B54]

by the way, i plan on posting this entire conversation on a requently visited message board for everyone to laugh at your gay ass

Ha!! My favourite line.

[JAndrea95]

love this fucking thread! ill be sure to contribute later :icon_wink

[GreatAmericanZero]

i posted this in another messageboard (i didnt know this one had this thread) but i really think this one can not be beat. I got GOLD out of this one. if you can beat this...step up!

so what u need to know is that on my webcam on Paltalk, I have a sign behind me i got on Jimmy Day that says "I got AIDs from Jim Norton". So this guy is watching my cam and truley believes i have aids...



alanso-hot: look are u geting aids
GreatAmericanZero: are you?
alanso-hot: no
alanso-hot: u have aids?
GreatAmericanZero: yes...u want some?
alanso-hot: no bebe thank u
alanso-hot: i pray god you recover
GreatAmericanZero: which god?
GreatAmericanZero: which god do you pray too?
GreatAmericanZero: Why do u start talking to me and leave? i dont believe in god...why would a god who believes in good give me this disease
GreatAmericanZero: u cant answer that
GreatAmericanZero: because there is no god
alanso-hot: this disese u coming from your self
GreatAmericanZero: how?
alanso-hot: becouse u made sex whit some one
GreatAmericanZero: Jim Norton gave me aids
GreatAmericanZero: Jim Norton can give you AIDs next...you ever think of that?
alanso-hot: who is jimnorten
GreatAmericanZero: hes a meaty breasted tranny lover
alanso-hot: ok
GreatAmericanZero: u ever see "Lucky Louie" on sundays at 1030 after "entourage"?
alanso-hot: realy do have that desease
alanso-hot: have got aids
alanso-hot: swear
GreatAmericanZero: i have Aids
GreatAmericanZero: are you scared?
alanso-hot: frist time i met u
alanso-hot: i never met someone had iads
GreatAmericanZero: u know u can get aids just by talking to me?
alanso-hot: noo
alanso-hot: noo
alanso-hot: realy i never met
GreatAmericanZero: you are a muslim?
alanso-hot: but never mind u will get better as soon
GreatAmericanZero: you are a muslim?
alanso-hot: how do u know
GreatAmericanZero: lucky guess
alanso-hot: realy
GreatAmericanZero: im a muslim too
GreatAmericanZero: i want to infect 72 virgins with aids
GreatAmericanZero: allah will hook me up
alanso-hot: maricle
alanso-hot: how many years you infect iads
GreatAmericanZero: jim norton infected me under his porch in the early 70s
GreatAmericanZero: we blew eachother when we were little boys. we called it "monster rain"
alanso-hot: ok how maney years you had now
GreatAmericanZero: did you know it takes more muscles to frown then smile? it says this in the koran
alanso-hot: where are u coming ogirin
GreatAmericanZero: im from Yellowstone
alanso-hot: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
alanso-hot: are nice guy
alanso-hot: you are greet
alanso-hot: but now are blieve in god
GreatAmericanZero: why would god give me this disease?
GreatAmericanZero: god is suppose to be good not evil
alanso-hot: look
alanso-hot: if did not make love somone u never get that disease
GreatAmericanZero: i loved jim norton
GreatAmericanZero: and jim norton gave me aids
alanso-hot: jim nortan where is now he died or live
GreatAmericanZero: hes on the Opie & Anthony show on free fm and xm satellite radio, lucky louie on hbo after entourage and performing at the comedy cellar on most nights in the village
alanso-hot: are working now
GreatAmericanZero: i just kinda sit at home in my robe with my poodle...eating broth
GreatAmericanZero: sometimes i see my friend mike brady and we knit a quilt together
alanso-hot: sory
alanso-hot: sorry
alanso-hot: ok
alanso-hot: i never remember u that deases
alanso-hot: sorry bebe
GreatAmericanZero: do u have a disease?
alanso-hot: no
alanso-hot: i dont have any disease right now
GreatAmericanZero: do u love someone?
alanso-hot: i am steel vergin
GreatAmericanZero: for reals? how old are you?
alanso-hot: 23
alanso-hot: and u
GreatAmericanZero: im 22 and ive gotten booty
GreatAmericanZero: do you like looking at women?
GreatAmericanZero: pretty girls?
alanso-hot: i dont now
GreatAmericanZero: but u like to look? not touch or anything. just look
alanso-hot: i m waiting untill get maried
GreatAmericanZero: do u like men? do u like women? do u like both?
alanso-hot: yes
alanso-hot: both
alanso-hot: and u
GreatAmericanZero: do u like me?
alanso-hot: yes i like u why not
GreatAmericanZero: am i hot?
alanso-hot: yes too much
GreatAmericanZero: are u touching yourslef? your penis?
alanso-hot: i like very much
alanso-hot: now
alanso-hot: yes
alanso-hot: and u
GreatAmericanZero: yes
GreatAmericanZero: do u want me to fuck you?
alanso-hot: yes bebe
GreatAmericanZero: but u know i have aids
alanso-hot: i know
alanso-hot: whit condom
GreatAmericanZero: oh ok. i gotcha
GreatAmericanZero: what if i didnt have a condom
alanso-hot: i am waiting u untill u get it
GreatAmericanZero: but if i just slip it in and out a bit, no one would know
GreatAmericanZero: i wont cum
GreatAmericanZero: so no disease
alanso-hot: u have to use 2 condooms
GreatAmericanZero: 2?!?!?! you are demanding
alanso-hot: yes
GreatAmericanZero: do i have to wear a condom if u suck my dick?
alanso-hot: ooh nice
alanso-hot: can i see now your dick bebe
GreatAmericanZero: i cant show u my dick...its too big
GreatAmericanZero: tell me how u touch yourself
GreatAmericanZero: in detail
alanso-hot: woow
alanso-hot: how much inch
GreatAmericanZero: i have 11 inches
GreatAmericanZero: and im cut..circumsized like a good muslim
GreatAmericanZero: how big you?
alanso-hot: woow
alanso-hot: i m 21 cm
alanso-hot: and cut
GreatAmericanZero: how many inch?
alanso-hot: 10 inch
alanso-hot: do u like sucking
GreatAmericanZero: i love sucking
GreatAmericanZero: thats how i got this disease in the first place! this horrifying fatal disease that will kill me!
GreatAmericanZero: i really want to play with ur balls
alanso-hot: ok
alanso-hot: when u bigin sex with man
GreatAmericanZero: what country are you from?
alanso-hot: i come from eraria
alanso-hot: and u
GreatAmericanZero: where is ereria? i dont understand
GreatAmericanZero: i never heard of it
alanso-hot: africa
alanso-hot: horn of africa
alanso-hot: and u
GreatAmericanZero: are u a black man?
GreatAmericanZero: or are u a handsome goldenbrown skin middleeastern looking muslim fellow?
alanso-hot: yeah
alanso-hot: how do u know
GreatAmericanZero: which one are you?
alanso-hot: i thing you are brain reader.
GreatAmericanZero: what color is yoru skin?
alanso-hot: i m brown and very tall and muscling body
alanso-hot: brown
GreatAmericanZero: not black though
GreatAmericanZero: cuz for a second i was worried i was talking to a coon
alanso-hot: not my country its not african pure
GreatAmericanZero: ok phew
alanso-hot: if u read geogfical u get
alanso-hot: we are arab and african
alanso-hot: do u know ethiopia and somalia
GreatAmericanZero: so do u have big beautiful middle eastern eyelids and big kissable chocolate lips?
alanso-hot: yes
alanso-hot: i have it
alanso-hot: where u come from
GreatAmericanZero: united states of america
alanso-hot: origin
alanso-hot: america everyone coming
alanso-hot: where u are origin
GreatAmericanZero: true that
GreatAmericanZero: bangledesh
GreatAmericanZero: india
alanso-hot: are u bangali
GreatAmericanZero: yes, i am bengali...is that hot?
alanso-hot: bangali most muslim
GreatAmericanZero: yes
GreatAmericanZero: before i suck your cock..what do you think of George W. Bush?
alanso-hot: i like bangali people
GreatAmericanZero: what do you think of George W. Bush?
alanso-hot: look i want show your dick
GreatAmericanZero: im not going to show you my dick until you tell me what you think of George W Bush..i am interested
GreatAmericanZero: if george w bush better than allah?
alanso-hot logged off at 11:02 PM

[JAndrea95]

gotta b_d: hi
gotta b_d: u female
jandrea95: yes
gotta b_d: u sexi
gotta b_d: ur not shy are u??
jandrea95: my mom tells me im pretty
jandrea95: no
gotta b_d: how old are u??
gotta b_d: u shy
gotta b_d: or u left
jandrea95: im 16
gotta b_d: too young bye
jandrea95: why?
jandrea95: what if i told u i was 18
jandrea95: cause i am
jandrea95: my sister is 16
gotta b_d: too young to flirt
jandrea95: im 18
jandrea95: how old are you
gotta b_d: yeh right
gotta b_d: im 21 and 16 is off limits
jandrea95: no im sorry ive been drinking
jandrea95: im 18 my sister is 16
jandrea95: ill make her leave
gotta b_d: u sexi
gotta b_d: how sexi
gotta b_d: what part of u is hottest
jandrea95: i think i have a nice ass
gotta b_d: how nice
jandrea95: o yes
gotta b_d: can u work it
gotta b_d: if so how
gotta b_d: u busi
jandrea95: no
jandrea95: u
jandrea95: you have a big dick?
gotta b_d: u flirtin yet
gotta b_d: yes
gotta b_d: how old are u??
gotta b_d: ur female right
jandrea95: yes
jandrea95: last time i checked teehee
gotta b_d: how old are u??
gotta b_d: tooo shy i see
jandrea95: teehee
jandrea95: just drunk
jandrea95: you got cam
gotta b_d: if ur drunk how cum u dont flirt
jandrea95: hehe
jandrea95: are you hot?
gotta b_d: heck yeh
gotta b_d: im 5'8
gotta b_d: green eyes
gotta b_d: 165 lbs
gotta b_d: like to run and give tenderest kisses that make the hunnies wet
jandrea95: omg!
jandrea95: i get SOOOO wet
jandrea95: running turns me on
gotta b_d: really
gotta b_d: or ur jokin
gotta b_d: u want to cyber im here
jandrea95: dont tell anyone
jandrea95: im in nothing but panties
gotta b_d: really
jandrea95: yeah
jandrea95: in my dorm all alone
gotta b_d: can u touch ur clit and tell me how it feels
jandrea95: hehe
jandrea95: k ill take my panties off
gotta b_d: well
gotta b_d: ok
jandrea95: off
jandrea95: and rubbing!
gotta b_d: touch
gotta b_d: how it feel
jandrea95: good
jandrea95: o shit!
jandrea95: i just burped and puked up a little bit
jandrea95: you ever do that?
gotta b_d: is it gettin sensitive
gotta b_d: yes
gotta b_d: college will du that
jandrea95: ewww its gross
jandrea95: ill brb
jandrea95: hehe
gotta b_d: im hard
jandrea95: good!
jandrea95: cause im wet
gotta b_d: u want it
gotta b_d: u there
jandrea95: omg yes
gotta b_d: can u tell me how tu rubb and we'll cuum together
gotta b_d: the boxers will hit the floor for u babi
jandrea95: im so hard
jandrea95: i mean wet
gotta b_d: ur clit does get hard
gotta b_d: as u rubb
gotta b_d: it swells
jandrea95: haha
jandrea95: yes
jandrea95: yep
jandrea95: its so horny
gotta b_d: u like oral
jandrea95: i mean im so horny
jandrea95: OMG YES
jandrea95: i love to have my cock sucked
jandrea95: i mean pussy licked
gotta b_d: tell me how u give gud head
gotta b_d: bye
gotta b_d: ur too drunk
jandrea95: HUH?
jandrea95: can you be TOO drunk?
jandrea95: i love to suck cock
jandrea95: but i also like it in the butt if you can imagine
gotta b_d: ok explain how
gotta b_d: i'll cuum for u
jandrea95: well i get ky and just have the guy slip it in
jandrea95: SLOWLY
jandrea95: in and out
gotta b_d: u college students are crazy
gotta b_d: mmmm
gotta b_d: talk babi
jandrea95: i love it like that
gotta b_d: u sit on it too
jandrea95: my "pussy" is so wet
jandrea95: O YES
gotta b_d: talk babu
gotta b_d: u bend over
jandrea95: i have a bad back
jandrea95: but i do sometimes
gotta b_d: ok
jandrea95: you close?
jandrea95: i am so close to cumming
gotta b_d: tell me how u sit on it
gotta b_d: i will if u get more descriptive
jandrea95: i sit on cock violently
gotta b_d: mmmmmm
jandrea95: and with much aggression
gotta b_d: describe
jandrea95: uhh what is there to describe? i sit on it take your money then explain how i was born a man
gotta b_d: bye
jandrea95: why bye?
jandrea95: i love you i think

[FAngel]

Okay, I got my own - I don't think he was Arab, but I'll be damned if he wasn't an idiot.

1: hii
fangel2385: Good morning
fangel2385: Not much of a talker right now??
1: good morning to u
1: :0
1: :)
1: how r u doing ?
fangel2385: I've been better. I broke my arm loading furniture into a van the other day
1: ohh sorry
1: r u ok now ?
fangel2385: Yeah, I think I'll make it. My lil' toy poodle (I call her Precious) keeps me company
1: ok
1: u r sweet
1: any way , i am 34 m here
1: whatabout u,plz ?
fangel2385: About the same
fangel2385: Or at least I look close enough
1: u r male ??
fangel2385: Only if I had the money and the number of a good surgeon LOL!!!
1: :)
1: no seruously ??
fangel2385: It's okay
fangel2385: I only tease
1: ok
1: do u have msn ?
fangel2385: My back is perfectly okay, thank God. Must be in the genes
fangel2385: Why do you ask?
1: :)
1: i want to add u there
fangel2385: We'll worry about that later
fangel2385: Describe what you look like
1: i have a pic there
fangel2385: I'm lazy
1: come on
1: tell me what is your id there iwill add u
fangel2385: Oh, if you insist...zombiearson@msn
1: r u sure of it ?
fangel2385: You think I wouldn't know my own email address?
fangel2385: That's pretty condescending of you
1: is it msn , or hotmail.com
fangel2385: I'm pretty sure I typed "MSN." Maybe my eyes are off tonight
1: u have msn massenger ?
fangel2385: No, but I have a wig and lipstick ready to apply while I dance in front of a camera
fangel2385: Would you fuck me?
1: sure if u want
fangel2385: I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard...
1: do u have yahoo?
fangel2385: I'll get to that in a minute
fangel2385: Could you do something for me?
fangel2385: Would you rub the lotion on your skin, doing it whenever you're told?
1: what ?
fangel2385: Place the lotion in the basket when you're done
tweety_eg1: ok
fangel2385: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
fangel2385: :deep breath:
fangel2385: Sorry
fangel2385: I get carried away sometimes
1: :)
fangel2385: I'm sure you know how that goes
1: yes
fangel2385: Say, uh...are you about a size 14?
1: u meanmy dick ?
fangel2385: ...............sure. Your dick.
1: more
fangel2385: I'm glad you think so highly of yourself. By the way, could you tell me where I can find the nearest yeti breeding ground?
1: don`t know
1: so , do u have yahoo?
fangel2385: You're really transfixed on this Yahoo thing
1: yes
1: i cam there and show
fangel2385: What is it you show? Huskies? Bischons? Great Danes?
1: :)
1: what ever u want
fangel2385: Do you have a chimp?
1: sorry don`t like that
1: bye
fangel2385: I mean, aside from the one I've been speaking to
1: :(
fangel2385: Well, if you insist, ciao
1: u don`t want any thing
1: u r just fooling around
fangel2385: :dingdingdingding: WE GOT A WINNER!
1: bye bye
1: if u want add me at yahoo
1: themummy_30
fangel2385: themummy_30...never heard of it
fangel2385: Oh...wait...
fangel2385: Was she a great big fat person?
1: yes
fangel2385: Say something. Tell me your favorite position, or something equally revolt-- er, arousing.
1: :)
fangel2385: That was a very vivid description
fangel2385: Do you also have paint-by-numbers porn?
tweety_eg1: [some sort of "thumbs down" emoticon that can't be displayed here]
fangel2385: Are you Caesar all of a sudden?
fangel2385: I'm waiting for the lions to come chomp me
1: ok
1: let him do
fangel2385: Who...him...let...Goddammit, are you fucking with me?!
1: yes
fangel2385: Okay, your entertainment value has been wiped clean
fangel2385: But know this: It wasn't.................MY.....................FAUL T.

[Cpnthrfan]

they do it on fugly dot com too

[JAndrea95]

they do it on fugly dot com too
very true HOWEVER this is us doing them.

[NoSurviivors]

you gotta post pics of these idiots... i'm not downloading paltalk! :virus:

[Bunny™]

very true HOWEVER this is us doing them.
And we're better at it.
I STARTED THIS THREAD.....I RULE!

[Taso]

And we're better at it.
I STARTED THIS THREAD.....I RULE!
I dont appreciate what this post implies

[Bunny™]

I dont appreciate what this post implies
You appreciate everthing I do, boy.
Now go make nice with some homosexual arab lad and post that shit.

[WonkaVision]

DON't CALL ME BOY!

[KneeKnee]

Happened upon a squatter when I went into a room I frequent:

Paltalk: Welcome to the Group KneeKnee.
KneeKnee: felix_237 has been bounced from the group by: KneeKnee
gatsovandel: wankers
KneeKnee: what was that cunt?
gatsovandel: well yer the cunt
KneeKnee: "yer"
KneeKnee: what the fuck is "yer", you dumb cocksmoker?
KneeKnee: And nice comeback you little douchesucker.
gatsovandel: you fucking child molester
KneeKnee: Molester? The children pay me to touch them.
KneeKnee: Then i fuck their parents right in the mouth
KneeKnee: you want to be next, get a job, make some cash and pay me a visit
KneeKnee: Ill dump a creamy batch right down your throat
gatsovandel: so fucking wot i didnt ask for your m uthafucking life story
KneeKnee: Life story? this is just the last 2 days pussy.
KneeKnee: I dont think you can read fast enough for me to type my life story
gatsovandel: stick the last days up your muthafucking ass
KneeKnee: That doesnt make any sence, how can you stick days up an ass?
KneeKnee: if you are going to attempt to make fun, please have them insults be anatomically correct and possible
KneeKnee: How about you stick your fist up your ass and then punch yourself in the twat with that same fist
gatsovandel: fuck u u dumass muthafucking tree#
KneeKnee: we call that the stinkie pinkie fist job
KneeKnee: tree number?
KneeKnee: Tree Tic-Tac-Toe?
gatsovandel: ok u muthafucking nobhead
KneeKnee: what is a muther?
KneeKnee: are you white or black
KneeKnee: you better be black because you talk like a coon
gatsovandel: black in the moring white and night
KneeKnee: if you are white you need find your own identity
gatsovandel: wot the fuck
KneeKnee: so its Baptist church in the morning and KKK meetings at night?
KneeKnee: you poor confused girl
KneeKnee: How many cocks did your dad suck yo pay for the blue nickname?
gatsovandel: yes
KneeKnee: its what, 45$ for a blue name? so thats 45 black uncut cocks?
gatsovandel: your fucking lostplot
KneeKnee: Is this a cat stepping on the keyboard I am talking to, because you make less sence than one.
gatsovandel: ive beeb have a few drinks
KneeKnee: You are CLEARLY outmatched here shitmouth, just kill your self in a bloddy fashion
KneeKnee: you are drinking alone?
KneeKnee: what kind of fucken sad sorry loser drinks alone and comes to paltalk to insult people
KneeKnee: if i met you at a bar id fuck you up with a beer stein then make you eat my asshole w/ maraschino cherries
gatsovandel: newsflash a i dont have gun and b my name is not kurt cobain
KneeKnee: Newsflash: fall on a hammer head first then crawl into traffic during a snowstorm and wait for the plow to push your maimed ass into the gutter
gatsovandel: it aint snows yet u dumass
KneeKnee: So wait in the street. no one will mind

And he/she left leaving me to stare at an empty screen:(

[BCH]

The name of the thread is fun with PT fagheads and he didn't seem to be having much fun...

[Bunny™]

The name of the thread is fun with PT fagheads and he didn't seem to be having much fun...
Probably because gatsovandel gave him a fake phone number.

[BCH]

Ok, This may be the gayest one yet.


BurtConveyHair: Hey man, haven't seen you on in a while…
KneeKnee: Yeah, I've been busy redecorating my house.
BurtConveyHair: What like big screen TV?
KneeKnee: No, window treatments. I got this great new duvet cover and I need Drapes to match.
BurtConveyHair: What's a duvet cover?
KneeKnee: I've also been taking pilates, and I had my appointment for a manicure Thursday.
BurtConveyHair: Manicure?
KneeKnee: Yeah, I like to feel pretty when I've had a tough day at work.
BurtConveyHair: Ok then, you enjoy your decorating …
KneeKnee: Alright, I can't wait to get started. Bye.
BurtconveyHair: Bye


















The preceding was a fictional conversation intended to make Knee look silly.

[Fruit Monkey]

fruitmonkey: u
jkent_6: 20/m/nj
fruitmonkey: cool wanna come over and watch dateline with me ?
jkent_6: yea sure
jkent_6: might be awhile
fruitmonkey: whys that
jkent_6: i live in nj u live in ny
fruitmonkey: not far
jkent_6: i live in south nj
jkent_6: what u look like
fruitmonkey: so we can go to ac canu get a room
fruitmonkey: lolz
jkent_6: ok if u want
jkent_6: what we gonna do in the room
fruitmonkey: but im 16 that dont bother you?
jkent_6: no
fruitmonkey: great so date **** it is
fruitmonkey: or **** which ever the cops in Nj call it
fruitmonkey: u fucking jerk off

jkent_6: why
fruitmonkey: u really are a jerk off
jkent_6: that was rude
jkent_6: why
fruitmonkey: u would fuck a 16year old girl
fruitmonkey: enjoy your jail time
jkent_6: u never said we fuck

[fhrielys]

I hate thoes Arabs I wish they would get more addmins so they can bounce them faster

[tryouts]

The Arab jackers are just creepy. These shitdicks troll paltalk all day. You gotta wonder what their success rate is. They are presistant.

[Halo Five]

aymon121: are you a woman
Halo Five: yes
aymon121: you like sex with men
Halo Five: indeed
Halo Five: and cows
Halo Five: hot right?
Halo Five: hello?
aymon121: do you have a sexy body
Halo Five: sure
aymon121: can i see you
Halo Five: maybe...
Halo Five: you like toast?
Halo Five: you have to answer correctly...
aymon121: would you like to have sex with me
Halo Five: ummm...
Halo Five: you didnt answer my question
Halo Five: come on I dont have all day here
Halo Five: 3
Halo Five: 2
Halo Five: 1
Halo Five: .....
Halo Five: bye
aymon121: what do you mean
(Blocked)

[favourite]

aymon121: are you a woman
Halo Five: yes
aymon121: you like sex with men
Halo Five: indeed
Halo Five: and cows
Halo Five: hot right?
Halo Five: hello?
aymon121: do you have a sexy body
Halo Five: sure
aymon121: can i see you
Halo Five: maybe...
Halo Five: you like toast?
Halo Five: you have to answer correctly...
aymon121: would you like to have sex with me
Halo Five: ummm...
Halo Five: you didnt answer my question
Halo Five: come on I dont have all day here
Halo Five: 3
Halo Five: 2
Halo Five: 1
Halo Five: .....
Halo Five: bye
aymon121: what do you mean
(Blocked)

Im so english muffin.